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« Reply #240 on: November 08, 2007, 04:27:19 AM »
Usapan ng dalawang bata...
Junjun: Magaling ang tatay ko! Alam mo, 'yang Pacific Ocean, siya anghumukay nun!
Pedrito: Wala 'yan sa tatay ko! Alam mo 'yung Dead Sea?
Junjun: Oo...
Pedrito: Siya ang pumatay nun!



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« Reply #241 on: November 08, 2007, 04:29:33 AM »

mangtawa nalang ta haps taliwala sa kasapot!

ahahahahhahahahahahhaa
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« Reply #242 on: November 08, 2007, 04:30:34 AM »
ngano gisapot man ginger?  mao jud ikatawa na kay para way wrinkles.

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« Reply #243 on: November 08, 2007, 04:32:43 AM »

kabalo naka willsmith naay nagpa hipi dihang mga tawong ksp. hay! ambot!

gimingaw nalang kos ahong clown, si Barbaro.

mangatawa nalang ta oi...hehehehhehehe

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« Reply #244 on: November 08, 2007, 04:34:43 AM »
mao jud.  sige ko basa aring mga thread, naa pod koy gikalagutan.  nakamenos nato.  maayo pang sa jokes na lang ta kay makatawa pa, bisan ako ra usa ari, namorag shuang kay gasigeg agik ik sa mga jokes

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« Reply #245 on: November 08, 2007, 04:47:14 AM »
hahaha halæa katwa aron mawagtabng ang wrinkles haha..

Remeber nga, Laughter is the best medicine ;D

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« Reply #247 on: November 08, 2007, 08:39:02 PM »
mangtawa nalang ta haps taliwala sa kasapot!

ahahahahhahahahahahhaa
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Nganong gisapot man ka, Ging?  Ug kinsay imong gika-saputan?  Hinaut nga dili ako. :'(

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« Reply #248 on: November 09, 2007, 12:51:54 AM »
Don't worry sigbin dili ikaw iyang gikasaputan :)

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« Reply #249 on: November 09, 2007, 02:02:45 AM »
Nganong gisapot man ka, Ging?  Ug kinsay imong gika-saputan?  Hinaut nga dili ako. :'(

Dili ikaw. Si kuan ***! :P

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« Reply #250 on: November 10, 2007, 02:52:09 AM »
BF: may malaki ako problema.
GF: wag mo sabihin problema mo lang, problema natin dahil nagmamahalan tayo. ngayon ano problema natin?
BF: nabuntis natin si inday at tayo ang ama.


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« Reply #251 on: November 10, 2007, 05:42:53 AM »
hahaha....unsa diay ang iyang Gf? nga sila man duha ang ama, pagka intonses na na ron.

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« Reply #252 on: November 10, 2007, 06:39:05 PM »
BF: may malaki ako problema.
GF: wag mo sabihin problema mo lang, problema natin dahil nagmamahalan tayo. ngayon ano problema natin?
BF: nabuntis natin si inday at tayo ang ama.


;D ;D ;D  At kailangan nating pakasalan si Inday. ;D

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« Reply #253 on: November 11, 2007, 05:47:55 AM »
;D ;D ;D  At kailangan nating pakasalan si Inday. ;D


Hahahaha...Sigbin tulo namo kay mo apil diay pod ka? Sikat jod mga Inday oy!


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« Reply #254 on: November 11, 2007, 12:18:59 PM »
perti jud nakong katawa sa S.H.I.T. topic... waahahahahaha... thanks Lex!

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« Reply #255 on: November 12, 2007, 08:23:24 AM »
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« Reply #256 on: November 12, 2007, 08:24:48 AM »
2 ka amiga hubog sa bar. Paguli, niagi sa cemetery. Nangalibang ang duha. Ang usa gigamit ang panty para itrapo ug gilabay; ug ang usa, nakakitag wreth sa lubong ug maoy gitrapo.
Pagkabuntag, ang ilang bana nagkita
Bitoy: Pre, bantayan nato ang atong mga misis, ang ako nipauli kagabii wa nay panty.
Berting: Ang ako mas grabe pre dunay card nipilit sa iyang lobot nga nag-ingon, well never forget you, from all the guys at the Fire Dept.!


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« Reply #257 on: November 17, 2007, 07:48:01 PM »
hahahaha i like this one, ver funny!

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« Reply #258 on: November 21, 2007, 04:52:04 PM »
2 ka amiga hubog sa bar. Paguli, niagi sa cemetery. Nangalibang ang duha. Ang usa gigamit ang panty para itrapo ug gilabay; ug ang usa, nakakitag wreth sa lubong ug maoy gitrapo.
Pagkabuntag, ang ilang bana nagkita
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Berting: Ang ako mas grabe pre dunay card nipilit sa iyang lobot nga nag-ingon, well never forget you, from all the guys at the Fire Dept.!


maayo pod na usahay, ma insecure sila as long as dili tinood, bwaaaaaaaahaha

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« Reply #259 on: November 23, 2007, 12:08:45 PM »
Girl: Excuse me, were can I find the vibrators?
Clerk: Sa wall po nakadisplay maam
Girl: Ok Ill buy that big red one.
Clerk: Ay bruha! Fire Extinguisher yan!


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« Reply #260 on: November 23, 2007, 02:38:03 PM »
wa diay to kaila ug fire extinguisher?  looya pod

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« Reply #261 on: November 24, 2007, 12:14:53 PM »
Eto...try nyo kong matatawa kayo nito..hehehe

Walang Hapunan, Eh!

Bagong salta sa Manhattan sa New York si Bertulfo at ang Misis niya kaya nakitira muna sila sa ikalawang palapag ng bahay ng isang kamag-anak na kasalukuyang nagbabakasyon sa Pilipinas.

Ilang araw nang naghahanap ng trabaho si Bertulfo ngunit talagang mahirap makakita ng trabaho sa kapanahunang iyon. Pagkaraan ng ilang araw, napansin ni Bertulfo at ng misis niya na naubos na ang kanilang baong pera.

Kinaumagahan, pagkagising ni Bertulfo at misis niya, alam nila na wala silang agahan. Ibinulong ni Bertulfo sa misis niya, "Wala na tayong agahan. Magtalik na lang tayo upang makalimutan natin ang ating gutom. Yun na lang ang ating agahan!" At nagtalik ang mag-asawang si Bertulfo at and kaniyang misis.

Umalis na si Bertulfo upang maghanap muli ng trabaho. Katanghalian, bumalik sa bahay si Bertulfo. Wika niya sa Misis niya, "Wala pa rin akong trabaho, kaya wala pa rin tayong pera. Mabuti pa, magtalik na lang muli tayo para makalimutan natin ang ating gutom. Yun na lang ang ating pananghalian!" At nagtalik muli ang mag-asawang si Bertulfo at ang kaniyang misis.

Umalis muli si Bertulfo upang maghanap muli ng trabaho. Kinagabihan, bumalik sa bahay si Bertulfo. Nakita ni Bertulfo na umakyat ang misis niya sa tuktok ng hagdanan. Pagkatapos, ay sumakay sa gabay ng hagdanan at nagpadausos pababa ang misis niya. Muling umakyat sa tuktok ng hagdanan ang misis niya at muling sumakay sa gabay ng hagdanan at muling nagpadausos pababa ang misis niya. Makailang paulit-ulit na ginawa ito ng misis ni Bertulfo.

Hindi maintindihan ni Bertulfo ang ginagawa ng misis niya kaya napilitan siyang magtanong, "Ano nga bang talaga ang ginagawa mo?"

Sagot ng misis ni Bertulfo, "Alam kong uuwi kang walang trabaho't wala pa ring pera, kaya ini-init ko na itong ating hapunan..."


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« Reply #262 on: November 26, 2007, 09:30:02 AM »
Girl: Excuse me, were can I find the vibrators?
Clerk: Sa wall po nakadisplay maam
Girl: Ok Ill buy that big red one.
Clerk: Ay bruha! Fire Extinguisher yan!


Hala kuyawa pod na barbs, way makalupig ana bisan african american, bwaaaaa haha

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« Reply #263 on: November 26, 2007, 11:23:52 AM »
wahahahahahhhahahahha

fire extinguisher!!!!!


ahahhahhahahhahahhhahhahahaa

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« Reply #264 on: November 27, 2007, 06:35:39 AM »
Hahaha mao jihapon diay ang ila pagkaon ;D

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« Reply #265 on: November 28, 2007, 05:24:36 AM »
Girl: Excuse me, were can I find the vibrators?
Clerk: Sa wall po nakadisplay maam
Girl: Ok Ill buy that big red one.
Clerk: Ay bruha! Fire Extinguisher yan!


hahhahahhahahahhahahhaa

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« Reply #267 on: December 01, 2007, 03:43:20 AM »
pastilan!!! manakit ang atong tiyan dereg kinatawa... bwahahaahahahaa...

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« Reply #268 on: December 01, 2007, 08:25:53 AM »
saman swakee naa bakay ikadalit diha para mapun an ning atong katawa?

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« Reply #269 on: December 02, 2007, 03:01:56 AM »
saman swakee naa bakay ikadalit diha para mapun an ning atong katawa?
wa jud ko'y talent ana Will... ambot ug asa ni gipang-pirate ning mga jokes ni Barbaro oi...

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« Reply #271 on: December 05, 2007, 07:31:03 AM »
Buknoy: Oi pare, ano spelling ng 'Orange'?
Tukmol: Ang hina mo naman pare! Anong gusto mo i-spell ko...yung
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« Reply #272 on: December 05, 2007, 07:36:46 AM »
hahahahaha! i like that one, Mr. Barb

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« Reply #273 on: December 05, 2007, 07:58:02 AM »
Advantage at Disadvantage ng may asawa...

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Disadvantage: Pag ayaw mo na, andiyan pa rin!



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« Reply #274 on: December 06, 2007, 05:11:52 AM »
A boy wrote a letter to his mom:
Dear Mom,
Don't look for me. Im now away. Im in love with Sara. She's 27 and her
baby is 9 months. I know I'm just 15, but I really love her, Ma. I want you
to know we're okay. I'm selling marijuana and she's selling her body in
order
for us to live. We wish there is cure for AIDS so she will be fine. By
the way,
Ma, she aborted our 1st baby. She said we can always make another one.
I'm sorry I wasn't able to personally say goodbye.
P.S: Di ma, joke lang. Dito lang ako sa kapitbahay. Uuwe din ako mamaya.


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« Reply #275 on: December 06, 2007, 05:19:31 AM »
wahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha....

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« Reply #276 on: December 06, 2007, 07:37:40 AM »
A boy wrote a letter to his mom:
Dear Mom,
Don't look for me. Im now away. Im in love with Sara. She's 27 and her
baby is 9 months. I know I'm just 15, but I really love her, Ma. I want you
to know we're okay. I'm selling marijuana and she's selling her body in
order
for us to live. We wish there is cure for AIDS so she will be fine. By
the way,
Ma, she aborted our 1st baby. She said we can always make another one.
I'm sorry I wasn't able to personally say goodbye.
P.S: Di ma, joke lang. Dito lang ako sa kapitbahay. Uuwe din ako mamaya.


Kulbaa man ni barbs, maayo gani kay way sakit sa puso ang iyang mama, he he



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« Reply #277 on: December 06, 2007, 08:24:54 PM »
Buknoy: Oi pare, ano spelling ng 'Orange'?
Tukmol: Ang hina mo naman pare! Anong gusto mo i-spell ko...yung
color o yung prutas?


hhahahhahaha how about ang ube? ;D ;D

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« Reply #278 on: December 07, 2007, 06:00:13 AM »
Buknoy: Oi pare, ano spelling ng 'Orange'?
Tukmol: Ang hina mo naman pare! Anong gusto mo i-spell ko...yung
color o yung prutas?


hahaha pwede both ;D

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« Reply #279 on: December 11, 2007, 01:12:57 AM »
Sugod sa A

Gorio: Tagnaa unsay labing nindot nakong batasan, nagsugod sa A.
Juan: Aprutsabol?
Gorio: Wrong!
Juan: Abilabol?
Gorio: Wrong gihapon!
Juan: Unsa man diay?
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