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« on: August 14, 2007, 11:18:50 PM »
AMERKANO : "Good morning ladies and gentlemen"
JUAN : "Maayong buntag sa mga babaye ug mga lalake"

AMERKANO : " I'm very happy that I'm here in yourplace."
JUAN : "Akong dakong kalipay nga ania ako sa inyonglugar"

AMERKANO : "I know..."
JUAN : "Nakahibawo ako...."

AMERKANO: "...that all of you are THOUGHTFUL.. "
JUAN : " ...nga kamong tanan DAGKOG NGIPON.."

AMERKANO : .....that all of you are FAITHFUL..."
JUAN: ".... nga kamong tanan DAGKOG TIIL..."

AMERKANO: "... and that, all of you are PEACEFUL... "
JUAN : "...nga kamong tanan DAGKOG NAWONG..."

Nabungkag ang meeting....nanglupad ang mga bato....



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« Reply #1 on: August 14, 2007, 11:28:31 PM »
TEACHER: give me a tag question class.
PUPIL: My teacher is very nice and caring, isn't she?
TEACHER: Very good! binisay-a kuno dong.
PUPIL: Ang akong maestra buutan ug mapinanggaon, wa sya mabuang?  


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« Reply #4 on: August 14, 2007, 11:48:54 PM »
tatay: anak, paliti kog softdrinks
anak: coke o pepsi?

tatay: coke...
anak: diet o regular?

tatay: regular...
anak: bote o can?

tatay: bote...
anak: 8 oz. o litro?

tatay: punyeta....tubig na lang
anak: natural o mineral?

tatay: mineral...
anak: bugnaw o dili?

tatay: lambusan ta man ka aning silhig ron...
anak: lanot o tukog?

tatay: animal man seguro ka!!!
anak: baka o baboy?

tatay: layas!!!...layas! !!...
anak: karon o ugma?

tatay: karon na!!!
anak: imo ko ihatud o dili?

tatay: patyon ta ka karon!!!
anak: tuk-on o pusilon?

tatay: pusilon!!!
anak: sa ulo o tiyan?

tatay: pisteee!!!
anak: ok-ok o ilaga?

tatay: aaaahhhhh... .bu****!!!
anak: kinsa...ikaw o ako?


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« Reply #5 on: August 16, 2007, 05:22:21 AM »
hahaha kataw-anan kaayo tong nag-una nga duha ka joke...  ;D

kana last sige naman na post diri barbs

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« Reply #6 on: August 16, 2007, 10:37:52 PM »
MOTHER: Anak! Nagdugo imong tudlo! Ari diri bi kay ato supsupon! Tsup..tsup..O, wala na. Asa man ka nasamad anak?
ANAK: Wala man ko masamad ma oi! Gipislat man nako ang KUTO sa IRO!!


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« Reply #7 on: August 16, 2007, 10:48:47 PM »
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« Reply #8 on: August 17, 2007, 12:34:14 AM »
MOTHER: Anak! Nagdugo imong tudlo! Ari diri bi kay ato supsupon! Tsup..tsup..O, wala na. Asa man ka nasamad anak?
ANAK: Wala man ko masamad ma oi! Gipislat man nako ang KUTO sa IRO!!


lami cguro ang kuto sa iro kay perte man supsup sa inahan..

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« Reply #9 on: August 17, 2007, 10:11:09 AM »

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« Reply #10 on: August 25, 2007, 12:50:41 PM »
tatay: anak, paliti kog softdrinks
anak: coke o pepsi?

tatay: coke...
anak: diet o regular?

tatay: regular...
anak: bote o can?

tatay: bote...
anak: 8 oz. o litro?

tatay: punyeta....tubig na lang
anak: natural o mineral?

tatay: mineral...
anak: bugnaw o dili?

tatay: lambusan ta man ka aning silhig ron...
anak: lanot o tukog?

tatay: animal man seguro ka!!!
anak: baka o baboy?

tatay: layas!!!...layas! !!...
anak: karon o ugma?

tatay: karon na!!!
anak: imo ko ihatud o dili?

tatay: patyon ta ka karon!!!
anak: tuk-on o pusilon?

tatay: pusilon!!!
anak: sa ulo o tiyan?

tatay: pisteee!!!
anak: ok-ok o ilaga?

tatay: aaaahhhhh... .bu****!!!
anak: kinsa...ikaw o ako?




hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ;D

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« Reply #11 on: August 25, 2007, 12:54:22 PM »
Hi Barbaro!

Dis-a ka mo-eskuyla ining good jokes.  I like those and enjoy it.  it makes me HAPPY KAAJO! you have some more?

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« Reply #12 on: August 30, 2007, 10:31:38 AM »
more, more, more, more, more, more!!! :D

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« Reply #13 on: September 01, 2007, 02:20:45 AM »
Wyble.... hi u learn to fast.... nice and very funny makes me  :'( while ;D

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« Reply #14 on: September 01, 2007, 02:26:40 AM »
maayu gani kay mao ra na dili peee! hahahahhaah

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« Reply #15 on: September 01, 2007, 02:55:06 AM »
almost to ihi while  ;D, .... let me stand to due my duty

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« Reply #16 on: September 01, 2007, 05:22:19 PM »
Maid nakakita ug condom after sex sa iya amo nga couple…

Maid:  Unsa man ni uy?!
Amo:   Inday, wla diay sex sa inyo bukid?
Maid:  Naa man Sir pero dili sad ani kagrabe nga hasta panit mga tangtang!


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« Reply #17 on: September 01, 2007, 07:39:56 PM »
Wow..... morag saging di-ay?  very funny...... ;D ;D ;D

You got some more jokes ?...... it makes me happy gjod, tnxs!

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« Reply #18 on: September 01, 2007, 08:22:47 PM »
Assignment:
Josh: Kumusta ang assignment?
Ricardo: Masama. Wala akong nasagutan. Blank paper ang ipinasa
ko.
Josh: Naku, ako rin! Paano 'yan? Baka isipin nila, nagkopyahan
tayo?!

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« Reply #19 on: September 01, 2007, 08:25:13 PM »
Wha....ha......ha........ ;D ;D ;D ;D :'( mga kulokoy... di ba kaha to taga ato?  pero.... tagalog man

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« Reply #20 on: September 01, 2007, 08:26:15 PM »
Gustong malaman ng magkaibigan kung may basketbolan sa langit.
Nagkasundo sila na kung sino ang unang mamatay ay babalik upang
sabihin kung may basketbol sa langit.
Naunang namatay si Dado. Isang gabi, may narinig na boses si
Rodel na parang
kay Dado.
"Ikaw ba 'yan, Dado?" usisa ni Rodel.
"Oo naman!" tugon ni Dado.
"Parang hindi totoo!" bulalas ni Rodel. "O ano, meron bang
basketbol sa
langit?"
Sagot ni Dado, "May maganda at masama akong balita sa 'yo. Ang
maganda, may
basketbol doon. Ang masama... kasali ka sa makakalaban namin
bukas!" (ngek!)


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« Reply #21 on: September 01, 2007, 08:28:41 PM »
Birthday
Rodrigo: Bakit bad trip ka?
Harry: Nagtampo sa 'kin ang utol ko.
Rodrigo: Bakit naman?
Harry: Nakalimutan ko kasi ang birthday niya.
Rodrigo: 'Yun lang? Anong masama ru'n?
Harry: Ang masama ru'n... twins kami! Twins!


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« Reply #22 on: September 01, 2007, 09:08:06 PM »
bwahahahaha ;D i like the condom story the most hahahaahhahaha.....

more jokes, more jokes!!!!!

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« Reply #23 on: September 01, 2007, 09:20:52 PM »
Pari: Haskang buanga, gigukod ko ug babae na gahubo, sus! Midagan ko ug mitago!  Ikaw Bishop, kung gukdon ka ug babae nga gahubo mag-unsa man ka?
Bishop: Aw..pareha nimo  MAMAKAK!


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« Reply #24 on: September 01, 2007, 09:22:35 PM »
Wife:  Mag buwag ta!
Bana:  Oo ba..ako ning balay!
Wife:  Ako ang farm!
Bana:  Ako ang  awto!
Wife:  Ibilin ang driver kay dugay na nang ako!
Bana:  Aw, pwes! Magpatay ta kay ako siya!

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« Reply #25 on: September 01, 2007, 09:28:40 PM »
ay Badidat diay sha?????? dili siya pareha sa bishop nga abtik!!! hahahahahahahahahahhahah

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« Reply #26 on: September 01, 2007, 09:31:19 PM »
Ahente sa ELECTROLUX.. toktok balay, nisulod dayon ug gisabwag sa salog ang tae sa kabayo!
"Mrs, kun di ni malimpyo sa akong vacuum cleaner kining tae, ako ni kan-on!"
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« Reply #27 on: September 01, 2007, 09:45:24 PM »
WHa...ha... and many ha---has.. ;D ;D ;D for sure this happens only in Tagbilaran?

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« Reply #28 on: September 01, 2007, 09:55:38 PM »
    Boy:  Nay! Muntik na ako maging top one sa klase!
    Nanay:  Bat mo naman nasabi?
    Boy:  Ini-announce kasi kanina ung top 1 sa klase. Ang
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« Reply #29 on: September 01, 2007, 10:00:05 PM »
almost ma-igo di-ay.... nganong ninglihay top 1 unta to  ::) ;D ;D

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« Reply #30 on: September 01, 2007, 10:04:22 PM »
   Pare 1:  Pare parang malalim ang iniisip mo!
   Pare 2:  Nanaginip ako kagabi kasama ko 50 contestants
               ng Ms. Universe
   Pare 1:  Swerte mo! ano problema mo?
   Pare 2:  Pare ako nanalo!

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« Reply #31 on: September 01, 2007, 10:10:18 PM »
No problem. Bayots are friendly and funny Missplace folks... got a good friend

The basketball jokes is quite half laughing but more to think of......

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« Reply #32 on: September 01, 2007, 10:13:33 PM »
indeed, they are most my associates, very friendly, creative and funny...

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« Reply #33 on: September 01, 2007, 10:32:07 PM »
Did u read Gervistil "ELEXTROLUX jokes?.....with tai sa kabayo ;D ;D ;D :'(

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« Reply #34 on: September 01, 2007, 10:41:40 PM »
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« Reply #35 on: September 02, 2007, 03:51:17 AM »
kaihion lang ko kintawa sa mga jokes da!

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« Reply #36 on: September 02, 2007, 03:52:54 AM »
this pm Happy .... gidabo-dabohan kog jokes ni Gervistil.... i was ;D ;D :'( :'( ???

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« Reply #37 on: September 02, 2007, 03:54:02 AM »
perti lingawa nimo diha, sige ra ka online sukad ganina Bambi? wana perti an jud nimo pagka addika hehehe

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« Reply #38 on: September 02, 2007, 04:20:05 AM »
A bit.... my husband was able to read the subject : Due to Pc addiction, the wife cut-off the hands of her husband.... he said: it will happen to you if you not take a rest ;D ;D bitaw, was online too today.

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« Reply #39 on: September 02, 2007, 04:22:08 AM »
hahaha kuyaw diay na.. kami kay magatpad man mi sa akong bana sa computer, siya magduwa football manager sa iyang com nya ako sa tubag bohol hahaha

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