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Quote from: islander on March 11, 2011, 09:21:49 AM
naunsa... sa kadaghang isla sa bohol nga wa gani intawoy water system ug electricity, maghimo na hinoon ug mga islang bag-o?  upscale tourists man kaha ang target, di moadto na sila sa bisan asang ispidnoha.  kadaghang isla sa talibon. 

kini ra bang tourism business kay di kanunay.  optimistic projections ray saligan, but anything can happen.  and let's face it, many tourists don't have our country as their premier destination compared to other southeast asian countries because we're not exotic enough (no ancient temples, for one).  worse, our services are still not world-class, from predatory taxi drivers to immigration personnel at airports.   

nganong manundog man intawon ta sa dubai nga wa man silay problema sa capital ug government corruption.  aw, nagtikoka gyod hinoon karon ang nagduma sa palm islands sa dubai kay gaaginod ang investors ug takers.  to think that dubai has all the publicity any place could get. 

naghimog isla ang dubai tungod tingali kay wa kaayoy daghang isla didto.  sa ato nga puro isla, wa gyod tingaliy elected government official nga makatubag kun madoble ba ang gidaghanon sa mga turista tungod aning giplanohang man-made islands.

i hope the environmentalists will prevail.
       

Salamat Ms. Isle... moangay ko maminaw sa imong sugid. They don't call you Ms. Isle for nothing... ang hara sa mga iring nga serena ug kaislahan sa Talibon! 

Naay mga taga TB nga experts or authoritative voice aning mga butanga... dapat maminaw tas ilang "take" on this issue. I certainly want to hear more on this, pros and cons 

How 'bout a 3rd possibility... a recruiter? 

Great idea... mo adapt pod unta ang Bohol or Tagbilaran sama ani 

Dia pay usang manokon kaayog theme, a.k.a. PABO 

(Photo courtesy of Dr. Jaime Dorotan)

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on March 10, 2011, 12:46:57 PM
Dre tagui nang pink nga beads necklace imong gisuot kay akoon na heheheh

OK Raq... matuman!!! 

Naa ko nakit-an pero Behind The Clouds man, so dili diay mao... 

Like TV ratings, websites or social networks are all about "hits" 

Asa ka, Anti or all of China? 

I wonder if the Chinese government has influence (saying in effect): "Either you choose Anti or we banned Facebook throughout China?" 

Quote from: Lorenzo on March 10, 2011, 03:48:28 AM

Dihay daghan ani didto Enz pero dili nako ikabutang deri. Sorry 

Tagaan lang takag laing sampol OK? Kanang bitamina sa mata, puahahahaha 


Wa ipakita ang kamot basin imo kung ilabay sa impierno 

Quote from: islander on March 09, 2011, 03:23:33 PM
ka-timing sad ani nga orange pod imong jacket, fr chic. 

curious lang ko; unsa man nang 'aviary/dept. of corrections' sa jacket sa imong migo?  is aviary a name of a place and the guy works in the district jail, or is aviary here related to birds as we know the more common meaning of the word?  if so, bilib ko sa mga birds sa new orleans; naa man gyoy dept. of corrections for them.  mora pa gyod ug birds ilang costumes.  mora man sad ug nisibo sa 'jailbirds'.

Ambot sad kung unsa ni... pero naa may mga sungo tawon ning duha!!! Langgam siguro ni sila bwahahaha!!! 

Dia poy akong nakit-a nga tig-abog ug mga langgam sa basakan... 

March 8, 2011

Aren't it? Isn't they? Bwahahahaha 

Clarence, a Cajun from New Iberia walked into a bank in New York City and asked for the loan officer. He told the loan officer that he was going to Paris for an International Cajun Festival for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000 and that he was not a depositor of the bank.

The bank officer told him that the bank would need some form of security for the loan, so the Clarence handed over the keys to a new Ferrari. The car was parked on the street in front of the bank. Clarence produced the title and everything checked out. The loan officer agreed to hold the car as collateral for the loan and apologized for having to charge 12% interest.

Later, the bank's president and its officers all enjoyed a good laugh at the Cajun from the south for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral for a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drove the Ferrari into the bank's private underground garage and parked it.

Two weeks later, the Clarence returned, repaid the $5,000 and the interest of $23.07.

The loan officer said, 'Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out on Dun & Bradstreet and found that you are a distinguished alumnus of the University of Louisiana-Lafayette, a highly sophisticated investor and multi-millionaire with real estate and financial interests all over the world, and that your investments include a large number of wind turbines around Sweetwater, Texas. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?

Clarence replied, "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $23.07 and expect it to be there when I return?" 

The judge had just awarded a divorce to Boudreaux’s wife, who had charged non-support. He said to Boudreaux, "I have decided to give your wife $400 a month for support."

"Well, dat's fine, Judge," said Boudreaux. "And once in a while I'll try to chip in a few bucks, myself." 

Thibodeaux called the airlines information desk and inquired, "How long does it take to fly from Baton Rouge to New Orleans?"

"Just a minute," said the busy clerk.

"Well, said Thibodeaux, "If it has to go dat fast, I tink I'll just take da bus." 

Boudreaux is so cheap that after his airplane landed safely he grumbled, "Well, der goes five dollars down da drain for dat flight insurance!" 

Boudreaux died. So Marie went to the local paper to put a notice in the obituaries. The gentleman at the counter, after offering his condolences, asked Marie what he would like to say about Boudreaux.

Marie replied, "You just put 'Boudreaux died."

The gentleman, somewhat perplexed, said, "That's it? Just 'Boudreaux died'? Surely, there must be something more you'd like to say about Boudreaux. If it's money you're concerned about, the first five words are free. We must say something more."

So Marie pondered for a few minutes and finally said, "OK. You put, 'Boudreaux died. Boat for sale.'" 

Boudreaux bought his wife Marie a piano for her birthday. A few weeks later, Fontenot inquired how she was doing with it.

"Oh," said Boudreaux, "I persuaded her to switch to a clarinet."

"How come?," asked Fontenot.

"Well," Boudreaux answered, "because with a clarinet she can't sing." 

Boudreaux was stopped by a game warden in the Atchafalaya basin recently leaving a lake well known for its bass. He had two buckets of fish. As it was during the spawning season, the game warden asked, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"

Boudreaux replied, "No, sir! Dese here are my pet fish."

"Pet fish?" the warden replied.

"Ya sure, you betcha." answered Boudreaux. "Every night I take dese fish here down to da lake and let dem swim around for a while. Den I whistle and dey jump back into der buckets and I take dem home."

"That's a bunch of hooey. Fish can't do that." said the game warden.

Boudreaux looked at the game warden with an expression of great hurt, and then said, "Well den, I'll just show you den. It really does work, don'tcha know?"

"O.K. I've got to see this!"

The game warden was really curious now. So Boudreaux poured the fish into the lake and stood waiting. After several minutes, the game warden turned to Boudreaux and said, "Well?"

"Well what?" responded Boudreaux.

"When are you going to call them back?"

"Call who back?" asked Boudreaux.

"The fish!"

"What fish?"   
 

Quote from: hubag bohol on March 08, 2011, 01:32:21 PM

Papa nimo Enz? Joke ra ha... 

Paryente nis tarsier? Daghan baya pong tarsier sa Madagascar, dili lang sa ato...

Pose dayon tong naka # 4 hehehehe

Kini maoy akong gustong suruyon... di lang sa Bohol, pero di tanto layo


Imperial Palace

Quote from: hubag bohol on March 08, 2011, 09:43:45 AM
Aw, kon sa Panglao ni nga resort, duol ra diay ang gipuy-an sa tag-iya kon maohon.

Aw, tua jud sa Baclayon (Laya area) ning Peacock Garden Resort. Basin katong sa Panglao lain hehehe  

Really? Kinsay nagpugos natog apil aning mga butanga? LoL 

Did Phillip fart?

He probably does all the time.

What the heck, he's almost ninety, and at that age you don't hold anything back even if you wanted to!



The expressions are priceless! Look at the Queen's face!
Here's one farting shot:

A fart is a pleasant thing,
It gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter,
And suffocates the fleas.

A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud

A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known
To sound like a song.

A fart can create
A most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent, and deadly.

A fart might not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger a while.

\A fart can occur
in a number of places,
And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their faces .

From wide-open prairie,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of
Us sooner or later.

But farts are all bad,
Is simply not true-
We must never forget . . .
Sweet old farts lie you!

Na jawis na!!! 

Mao. Wa kasabot pag ingon nila nga ipa e-liquidate ang P1.2M barangay funds. Na miss niyag basa ang P1.2M ug funds. BARANGAY ray nakita... mao to 

Mao diay na sila... who knows, one day they can save your life? 

Bohol OPM Series - Ado, Mahal Kita

Quote from: Lorenzo on March 07, 2011, 11:37:48 AM
Were you able to visit Jagna this past trip, Fr. Roel?

Regrettably, NO! 

I never miss the fiesta of Jagna when I was in grade school, muadto jud mi sa akong papa ug mama. The only time of year nga maka bisita pod kos akong mga lolo ug lola (mga igsoon sa akong lolo) didto.

Peacock Garden Resort is owned by Hans and Lani Schoof of Germany/Baclayon

What I love about Jagna is the group-hug thing... when people declare, "Sige, let's JAGNA!!!" 

Nagsige kog imagine sa ilang reaction, "Ngyawes!!!" 

Quote from: Lorenzo on March 06, 2011, 02:51:40 PM
hehehe! So you're half Catigbianon and half Jagna-non diay?

Oy! Neighbors man diay ta!

My grandpa/grandma/dad are originally from Balilihan, not Catigbian. Catigbian is where their family decided to reside and where my grandfather and uncle were once mayors. My maternal grandmother is from Iloilo. So what does that make me?

a J LO BACAT? (Jagna, Ilo-ilo, Balilihan, Catignian?) 

Enjoying the nightly Symphony of Lights between Kowloon and Hongkong Island (7/20/10)

July 20, 2010

July 20, 2010

New Definitions: (Rambol pod)

LIBYA - Ayg lib (leave) lagi d' Philippines

BAHRAIN - Barahin ang mga Pinoy na pumupunta doon

YEMEN - I told you not to go there? Ans: Yeah, man! 

Quote from: jorgeanna on March 06, 2011, 02:55:32 PM
i have been to hongkong many times and i still find this place simply amazing ... but too crowded gyud........

Mora manag Dao nimo nang Hongkong Anna sige labay-labayan pauli sa ato hehehe 

Bwahehehehe!!! Nanagan.... 

I took this last July 2010...


Hongkong The True City Of Lights

Quote from: Lorenzo on March 06, 2011, 05:47:55 AM
I will always remember watching the old VIVA FILMS in which he starred in. He was the antagonist to Fernando Poe Jr's protagonist role.

Rest In Peace Sir Diaz!

Ga kontes lang ni si Paquito Diaz ug si Max Alvarado ani nga role sa movie in the old days, many a-time together in the same movies 

Quote from: hubag bohol on March 06, 2011, 05:54:34 AM
Diha toy usa ka sine nga he was cast in the starring role. If my memory serves me right, he played a labor leader and he was impliedly killed in the end. Wa mo-click ang sine and he went back to playing villain roles.

But perhaps my mind is playing its usual tricks on me again... 

Sakto siguro ka kay rebeldehon man sag nawong ni hehehehe 

Quote from: Lorenzo on March 06, 2011, 05:51:53 AM
He looks more Spanish than he does Filipino.

Like Pancho Villa? 

Kais-on mani pormaha kaysa gegutom ahihihi 

Hahahaha another good one!!! 

Kangadog kuno na, bwahahahaha!!! 

He was a good actor. Like they say, "somebody has to do the job." He did a good job as an villain-actor. 

Quote from: islander on March 05, 2011, 03:56:33 AM
agig tabang ug higala nga editor ug newspaper sa una nga wa pa mauso ang internet, naahat kog ka fortuneteller nga columnist, tagna-tagna sa horoscope kunohay ug tambag-tambag sa mga pangutana.  the clincher: ako ray nangutana, ako ra say tubag.  23 anyos pa ko ato, purya.  mating pa, papa joe, gaduda ko nimo da...

Tsk tsk tsk nagduda bitaw ko sa una pa nga mao ni ang mga gebuhat o panghitabo sa sulod sa media or newsroom, meet the deadline and come up with just about anything thingy, pero wala may pamatuod sa akong suspicion. Maayo ra jod nitug-an kas tinuod Ms Isles. At least nawala gamay among pagka "naive" aning kamatuoran; tinuod jud diay hehehehe   

Quote from: hubag bohol on March 05, 2011, 07:44:55 AM
Daghan tingaling nahimamat ning bayhana nga mga tawo nga dagkog...
sweldo o kaha taas...
og mga katungdanan...

Aaaah nahimamat diay niya si DAKOTA = dako ug taas... ang tiil (Big Foot) 

Make sure nobody condemns him to hell, bwahahahaha 

Tsk tsk tsk unique nga naman... unsa kaha ang sangputanan? 

Quote from: Lorenzo on March 04, 2011, 09:54:42 PM
hahaha wow! talk about capturing it all eh? hehehe

I wish I was a conqueror but I'm not. Capturer may be the least of them all but at least I am. Puahahahaha!!! 

Birthplace (and burial place) of my grandfather, Angel Ochoga Galicia; hometown of my maternal relatives 

Here's a music video I made for Journey's 2008 song, "Turn Down The World Tonight" when it was hot off the press... mostly taken from our boat trip from Balicasag to mainland Panglao , nga nagkangitngit ang kagabhion


Turn Down The World Tonight - Journey

Balicasag Island 2008 - Wildest Dream

There's me enjoying the southerly breeze (habagat) and the waves...


The Sun Is Shining - Balicasag

Our 2008 trips to Balicasag... twice lang on the same vacation


Balicasag Island Sojourn

Here's a video I took driving from Tagbilaran to Panglao in 2008:


The Road 2 Panglao Island - Like A Sunshower

Quote from: islander on March 04, 2011, 10:50:58 AM
ang mga kanahan bayang manag-igzu... morag mga boy scout nga birdyin pa.  patuli usa mo oy...

hahaha!

Beer jan sa modernong sibilisasyon, pero "ruins of rome" sa una ug karaang sibilisasyon nga maoy ilang gigikanan 

Count me in... will be praying for his vocation 

Quote from: hubag bohol on March 04, 2011, 06:43:50 AM
To answer your question...

Aw dia ra!!!  Pwede pod ija ra, bwahahahaha 

Oh, I forgot to mention nga guapodoy man diay nis Lorenzo... morag linebacker from Samoa!!! 

Quote from: hofelina on March 03, 2011, 06:24:10 PM
Padre, ni-a pa gani ka sa gawas daghan ang plano, apan kon tua kana sa Bohol, morag nag gokod ang oras. Lumine texted me that Lorenzo is in Tagbi. Lorenzo texted me how to locate him while I was on my way to Calape, you know this Birhen sa Kasilag, kanang na-a sa shell? Dalikyat ra ang among pag-kita apan nag tabo mi sa Airport. My son was so amazed how friendship blooms in TB.

Tinuod. But I made it a point to simplify my vacation, see your family and best friends. Kung naay taga TB nga nahiuli or interested in meeting iapil sad sa skedyul; that's how I got to meet Lorenz and that' how I got to know how "gentle and down-to-earth" this giant of a being is  . Diha sad siya nakakita how "giant-of-a being (physically)" I had become and we learned why, bwahahaha!!! 

Hehehehe... pa share ani be 

Haaay wattalyf!!! I can't ask for more... since Hurricane Katrina, human sa work at 8AM balik na lang kog katog o di ba dokdok sa TB o mag facebook. 

Currently rebuilding aron momata napog sayo...

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=682122&l=6649a9c7e7&id=100000525070446

My friend brought camote for lunch, but I decided not to eat. Why? You'll see why...

Quote from: islander on March 02, 2011, 12:44:33 PM

daytime i'm a cat, nighttime i'm a bat.
either way is fine, both can be divine.

hihihi.  (ako ray gilamian sa akong joke, ajejeje.)

Hahahahaha. There you are... getabangan na takag katawa sa imong joke 

(Paraphrased? Awit ni Bay Hubs)

Daytime I'm a cat-fish
Nighttime I'm a bait
Looking for some wine
So tomorrow I'll be fine
Waaaaaaaaa layoa ra!!! 

"kamras ug batiis in the morning
pang-it ug liog in the evening."

Translation:

Come rushing to the creek in early morn
But at nighttime I see an ugly lion
Bwahahahaha taman samot kalayo!!! 

I'll be a problem. Get a good lawyer to correct it.

Opo Dr. Hubs 

Of course, I already know the reason for mine hehehehe 

Quote from: Lorenzo on March 02, 2011, 05:03:57 AM

May I ask, who is your doctor in Slidell?

My primary doctor is Dr. Allan Larcena 

Quote from: islander on March 02, 2011, 08:31:30 AM
kutob sa mahimo, magligadligad una.  unsaon, kaliwat man kog kwaknit.  kaadlawon na makatulog mao nga lami magligadligad una ug manghinaot nga ngitngit pa bisag alas siyete na diay to.

Aw abi man to nako iring ka!!! Kwaknit diay... 


Kwaknit Nga Iring Beauty

ZZzzzzzz... Sleeping na gyod si Beauty

Quote from: cujo on March 02, 2011, 09:00:40 AM
Mobangon dayon especially when nature's call...

Nature's call nako kay in the middle of the night man, 2-3x before sa time sa tig mata. Hago lagi kaayo, but it's better than not waking up at all, bwahahaha!!! 

Quote from: Lorenzo on March 02, 2011, 11:06:00 AM
As soon as i wake up, i immediately think to myself, "am i late for work? "
 

Really? Me? I say "Thank you, God, buhi lang gehapon!!!" In Cebuano dialect, too!!! 

Quote from: Lorenzo on March 02, 2011, 11:05:01 AM
hehe guapo sa response nimo, Mr. Daray.

Pachada! 

Quote from: Lollapalooza on March 02, 2011, 09:32:53 AM

heheheheh pareha ta father... pag tingog sa  alarm aw pasagdahan ra...

Lingaw na tawon ko kaayo makakawat ug 20 minutes, 2 ka 10-min snooze hehehehe 

Quote from: hubag bohol on March 02, 2011, 07:58:13 AM
Ako pud, bangon dayon aron dili ma-late sa lingkod-lingkod pahayahay... 

I wish... saonz 10 minutes raman 

Quote from: hofelina on March 02, 2011, 04:39:35 AM
Lee and Father Lungay, I´m so happy for your prompt reply. Lee you know her, she was with me when we met. I brought her to Dr Malalis for a new pair of eye glasses. The oculist told me that an eye is not okay because of cataract. I could have brought her to some doctor, giabot siya ug kaikog kay dako na kono ko ug gasto, kon mabota ang usa ka mata ang pikas makakita pa. I was so short of time trying to convince her. Karon kay mo-uli naman pod ko, bentaha na nga aduna nay infos.
She is more than a sister to me.
God bless you.

Manay

Wish you luck Manay and her, too. That's mighty nice of you to care for her. A true friend indeed is a treasure (Sirach). Bless you both!!! 

Note: Maayo paka makauli na sab...

Quote from: Lorenzo on March 02, 2011, 04:33:22 AM
Manay,

I know of a good Internal Medicine Specialist at Tagbilaran Community Hospital, Dr. Omo. He is the one that supervises the management of my lolo's health (cardiovascular, cerebrovascular and gastrointestinal management).

I also highly recommend a Dr. Opo, M.D, a General Surgeon at Ramiro Hospital.

The information for Ramiro Community Hospital is the following:


63 Gallares St. Tagbilaran City, 6300 Bohol
Tel. No: (03822) 411-3515 to 18 loc. 210
Fax: (03822)411-4595


Please tell them that you are a family friend of Dr. R. Lucino, M.D and Dr. Hermogines Ebuenga, M.D.
If you talk to Dr. Omo of Tagbilaran Community Hospital, tell him that his friend "Bran Bran" from New Jersey sends you with regards.

Which is which Bran? Dr. Opo or Dr. Omo? Or is it Dr. Ugpo who is also popular in Tagbilaran; they were classmates with my doctor here in Slidell when they were still in Cebu. 

Sayang wala kaabot sa Medical Mission sa mga doktors gikan sa Amerika bag-o lang (with Dr. Ed Gamboa of San Diego, and company), libre ra ba pod unta. Kung nakatuod siya, ipaadto si Mrs. Francisca Baluyot didto sa Philippine National Red Cross Office (duol sa PNB) ug siya pod ang coordinator sa Gift of Life Foundatiion... papangayoag pakitabang. I'm not sure basin pwede pa modawat ug "palista" because from time to time adunay mga Free Medical Missions sa ato. Ako papa didto niya duol and she was more than willing to help. And presyo: libre!!! 

Quote from: Vistabel on March 01, 2011, 09:54:09 PM
i need to know, how ?

Sayon ra na mahibaw-an oi... di ka ka attend sa sa misa ug sa lubong mismo 

Snooze 2x 

Panuhot airline...

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=198715706822597&set=a.103990279628474.8699.100000525070446&theater

Pagtarong mong duha woi... wa koy labot ninyo ha? 

Basta di na ako 

Giigang