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Quote from: hubag bohol on May 31, 2010, 10:55:15 PM
Dark recesses? More of the same, more of the same. As to the mood of the shopping, the sentiment of pungent cavernous malls is carefully noted, thank you...

aaaahhhh, spoken like a true lothario.  i understand, i understand.  males are the crazy shoppers, after all.

Quote from: hubag bohol on May 30, 2010, 02:03:51 PM
Lisod hubiton, Bay Bugs. Unsa kaha kon mohatag na lang kog ehemplo? Bwahaha!

ajaw na lamang na si bai hubs patagaa ug ehemplo, bai bugs, kay mahitugpa na pod unja ni sa baki.  morag nahimong mascot sa tb ning kaliwat ni kermit da.

balik ko sa pamutbot, aw, lalaking pusong ug sad-an, mabutboton gyod tawon.  kamong wa mamutbot sukad masukad sa inyong mga asawa, inahan, girlfriend, boyfriend, o unsa pa diha nga gidimalas ug paminaw ninjo, raise your right hand!  oy, puro man lagi walhon ang miisa...

 

Quote from: wolfpack823 on May 31, 2010, 09:39:52 AM
That is true even our language can be harsh to non-Filipinos. Even the Arabic language in Southern Philippines is very harsh to the Ilongos in Central Visayas.

However, I would say German language may have some hard impact on the listener because its heavy and the accents are really strong. It sounded lyrical, sounding like someone is gargling a mouth full of marbles. I believe the German language might sound a little heavy and thick to other foreign countries.

german language sure sounds "thick" and "heavy" to other ears, especially those used to listening to english such as american english (americans often describe german as "thick and accented").  to think that both german and english languages belong to the germanic language grouping.

excuse me, i do not mean to correct anyone here... just my two-cents' worth, this.   accents that refer to how a language is spoken cannot be strong (or weak), they can only be different.  'speaking with an accent' is often used to describe anyone who veers away from the standard pronunciation of a language.  and this may include accent in terms of phonology.  i think some americans also speak as if their mouths are full of marbles.

may i know where in southern philippines is arabic spoken?


   

Quote from: hubag bohol on May 31, 2010, 10:30:20 PM
Or she can suck the life out of the malignant growth, so to speak...

what life can be sucked out of something long dead, which is why the lifeless hapless malignancy is facing the final judgment in the first place?

Quote from: hubag bohol on May 31, 2010, 09:49:43 PM
Alien? Well, from far away and long ago the male of the species has plumbed the depths of the terrestrial heart of darkness, my dear Ms. Isle, a foolhardy act which has given us (and you) peace that passeth all understanding...

short of saying that the male of the species are the creators, which doesn't offer peace nor a glimmer of unerstanding, dear bai hubag, take note that in plumbing the heart of darkness those males must have gone crazy shopping first in various dark recesses.

Quote from: hubag bohol on May 31, 2010, 09:40:27 PM
He he, depende sa gidak-on sa lungsod. For a town with a voting population of 7 inches, este, 7 thousand or less, dili pwede hiyong-hiyongan lang. Kon lady surgeon hinuon, she can expect a swelling of the ranks...

hahaha!  it could go either way.  she can also leave it an abandoned town no different from a howling wilderness.  inches can transmogrify into mere pockmarks. 

in the late 1980s, after the current mayor became post-edsa oic by virtue of his blood relations with emmanuel pelaez, local pundits had come up with an anecdote, bohol-style, about 3 candidates for congress who were said to be all difficult to vote for because one was 'no talk' (agana, who couldn't speak the dialect), another was 'no walk' (lapez, who was on a wheelchair), and the other was 'putok' (lim, who was reportedly involved in a shooting incident). 

it looks like that early in our mayor's political career, something was already afoot.  we need not wonder about hoodlums in our midst now.         

i was hoping for a miracle then.

Quote from: hubag bohol on May 31, 2010, 09:15:27 PM
Universe? Isn't it just a black hole? 

to your alien understanding, perhaps. 

Quote from: hubag bohol on May 31, 2010, 09:19:08 PM
Ang armas mismo maoy ugat mayor. The veins and arteries thereof gitawag og mga ugat konsehal...

na, microsurgery na diay ang nahitabo kun ang gipamutol mga ugat barangay kagawad.

hello, philippines.

wow!  would that our own mayor would leave tagbilaran just as happy for the same reasons.  no, i don't mean for tagbilaran to be a billionaire lgu.  but for the city to be just fiscally healthy may not be too much to hope for.

Quote from: windgate on May 31, 2010, 09:05:55 PM
giputlan siguro ug ugat ang ijaha maong dili na utgan     luoy pod...

ugat mayor?

i don't enjoy it.  i hate shopping and won't do it if i can help it.  so gloat all you want, machos who talk about women as if you really know what goes on in our universe.

a case of one or the other; nothing but a choice between the devil and the deep blue sea.  he chose the deep blue sea, or rather the doctors chose it for him.  well, what goes up must come down, only this time the devil ain't going to go up again.  

Quote from: hubag bohol on May 30, 2010, 10:30:51 AM
Aw, kon maohon sija diay tingali ang gusto magpakawat...

galisod tingali ang ka wa tan ug baswat.

my goodness, bai hubs.  mahinumdom man hinoon ta ani atong pustahanay kun pilay itlog sa thread kabahin ug birok.   

puro pa ra ba gyod intawon clean-shaven.  kanyahay ra naglain ug thread kay lisod apilon ngadto sa where the beards grow.

satan and demon child?  morag mag-nightmare ko ani karong gabii da. 

Quote from: cowboy on May 26, 2010, 02:02:39 PM
People of Tagbilaran mana election lets have peace and move on to 2013. Sagdi nana ug pila ija anak?

angay sad tingalig mahibaw-an sa mga botante bisag human na ang election kay uroy ug atong maengkwentro sa dalan, mabun-og tag ahat kay wa ta kahibawo nga anak diay sa mayor.  ug aron makahibawo pod ta ug naa bay umaabot nga laing dynasty. 

si kanhing presidente erap bitaw, hasta man ang lain niyang pamilya ug lain-laing anak sa lain-laing mga inahan naa may security detail, at government expense.  nagpakita lang ni nga ang public official maladlad gyod ang private life kay gamayng ligas gamiton unya ang public resources for private gain.

   

george carlin's views at the beginning of this thread say it all:  forget numbers (age, weight, height). 

one gets too old to remember anyway, so why bother? 

welcome, siomai.  kun makaanha ko sa bohol sa umaabot nga mga buwan, karong tuiga, motilaw gyod ko sa siomai sa palma nga imong giingon.  once a siomai, always a siomai.  di gyod na masipyatan ug siakoy.

salamat pod sa imong tip bahin sa paintings by local artists.  apil ba ani si glenn lumantao?  he's good.
   

Quote from: cujo on May 30, 2010, 05:51:51 AM
German is probably not the harshest-sounding language ONLY Hitler can make that a harshest sounding language.I've seen  a lot of nazi movies,Hitler had a harshest sounding voice.

and, take note, the probability is high that the movies you've watched were made in hollywood, by americans or u.s.-based film artists.  that says a lot about how other people and their language are portrayed.

if what is meant by language in this thread is the language spoken by a people, then there is no such thing as a harsh language.  any spoken language becomes harsh to the ears only for those who either simply do not understand a word or are not used to the intonation pattern specific to the language. 

but if language here refers to expressions (or expletives for that matter), by jove, there's a lot to choose from out there.

Quote from: rogamz on May 30, 2010, 12:26:27 PM
hahaha mao no comments nlang.. mahibong man gud ko kalit lang pod hehe (gigutom hinoon ko iya publish siomai).. 

bitaw tuod sa?  ahat bag naapil ang siomai sa kinsay sad-an ug kinsay angay mauwaw.  gigutom hinoon ko da.

Quote from: hubag bohol on May 30, 2010, 11:45:52 AM
Oops, he he, in my dreams, why not? Well, speaking of dreams, di ba kon magdamgog tai kwarta kuno na? Kon maohon, matinuod diay ang chamberpot of gold...

opkors, sa tumoy sa bangaw.  (sounds familiar?  michael ligalig may not be far behind.)  patsada tuod paminawon, orinolang puno sa bulawan sa tumoy sa bangaw.  peace, webmaster!

Quote from: hubag bohol on May 30, 2010, 10:34:32 AM
Gitabonan lagi ang baba.

morag bungi kun dili.

Quote from: hubag bohol on May 30, 2010, 10:36:29 AM
Psenya, he he, psenya pud sa spelling...

spelling apelyido man na sa usa ka showbiz family sa hollywood, di ba?

Quote from: hubag bohol on May 30, 2010, 10:52:34 AM
Then, if you determine malice and/or detect a bloated ego, react appropriately...

like killing them with kindness?

Quote from: hubag bohol on May 30, 2010, 10:56:35 AM
He he, floating islanders, este, islands of gold...

and if you were a husband, if you were my husband, you would gladly accept this prime real estate?  sunshine throughout the year, balmy nights, endless supply of gold; could you ask for anything more, faithful bai hubag?

Quote from: windgate on May 30, 2010, 09:36:33 AM
ni-hubag na^ kay gikan ka nang hangad

hangad lisod na karon
mga babaye mora nag laki kanunay magkarsones
makahangad tuod kag ginagmay nga nagsayal
hadlok pod kay tingalig girl-boy nga may tumoy

Quote from: rogamz on May 30, 2010, 09:39:51 AM
my mind is out of town

town sab sila oi, tagbilaran pastilan gadagsang na samok

samok jud sila maajo ipa liso ila mind aron mabut-an hehehe..

OT:  basig tungod kay ang imong mind out of town mao nga nasaag ka ani nga thread? 

Quote from: hubag bohol on May 29, 2010, 04:55:20 PM
Duda ko nga chamber pot ang gi-promise, he he...

sakto ka, bai hubs.  ang gold ang sulod nga nag-utaw-utaw, hehehe.

Quote from: hubag bohol on May 30, 2010, 04:53:46 AM
Saktan pud og kamunggay.

kamunggay mopilit sa ngipon.

Quote from: hubag bohol on May 30, 2010, 04:55:59 AM
Har har har, he he he, makatawa man pud ta nimo, Bay Vhinz, pero of course sakto ka.

ka-katow sa ahong mata, unsa na ba ni.

thanks for all your to-the-point answers, arki.  they show firsthand knowledge and should thus be appreciated for what they are.  some things are clearer now.  for once, the bias against the shrill campaign, black propaganda and all, have been shed. 

may congressman aumentado show his mettle and succeed in congress enough to make not only his family proud but all boholanos as well.

Quote from: hubag bohol on May 29, 2010, 05:14:08 AM
How sad if this case proves to be that of a place being lorded over by rich and ambitious hypocrites who, to add insult to injury, enjoy the support of incompetent sycophants.

what a state to be in.  in the world of incompetents, the sycophant is king?

Quote from: hubag bohol on May 29, 2010, 09:06:11 PM
Unsang buwara, kanang lansang?

pait man ang lansang.

Quote from: hubag bohol on May 29, 2010, 10:07:11 PM
Bwahaha! Pakyas diay imong strategy nga adto nimo sija pakatulgon sa doghouse para maapil sa kawat. My condolences...

in fairness to him, bai hubs.  iyahang pagbuot nga adto siya matulog.  duha ra ang hinungdan ana.  tingali nahubog siya o mas nahimuot siya sa baho sa d-o-g sa doghouse kay sa akong perfume. (ligid-ligid nga nalingaw ko sa akong kaugalingon.)

Quote from: hubag bohol on May 29, 2010, 08:58:41 PM
Maajo gani wala maapil sa kawat ang imong banana republic, Ms. Isle! Bwahaha! Joke³!

nakaikyas man siya sa doghouse mao nga wa maapil ug alsa.

Quote from: jig37504 on May 29, 2010, 09:30:01 PM
yes, i agree islander. by all means let's put them to task and make them accountable. these politicians owe us their power and not the other way around. even if they bought it from us (not that i'm saying aumentado bought votes)!

as sure as i'm sitting here, yes, they owe us and not the other way around.  by the way, can anybody win in bohol without buying votes?  of course, they won't call it vote-buying because there's a law against it.  i heard one euphemism for it is 'representation'.  a rose by any other name...

Quote from: jig37504 on May 29, 2010, 07:52:28 PM
rumor mongerers? arent we all LOL

hehe.  what a keen observation.  lol.  

(hinoon, sipjat pa gyod akong english.  'rumor monger' ra diay unta to.  i stand edited.  feeling ko, mora na hinoog mongrel.)

let's buff this up in keeping with the shouted title of this thread.  rumor monger is just another term for people who display keen interest in human affairs.
   

Quote from: jas4 on May 29, 2010, 08:53:53 PM
bitaw wala siya relatives sa politics. but how about in other government agency? wala na diay iyan daughter sa BFAD 7? or maybe ang iyang junior sa Don Emilio del Valle Memorial Hospital sa Ubay? i know dili na siya ingana ka tataw compared sa naa jud sa politics though naa nay effect. 

bitaw, he can be an advocate for no to political dynasty but wala na niya gibuhat even before. ngano man? simple lang, ang mga ally niya are members of such dynasties. kinsa man prominent? take a look at GMA, the president who ran for congress seat para kalikay sa mga kaso.

if ever this would be his last term, i hope he would to do it right and will not be just another member of the congress' numbers game.

ugh, this is an even more in-depth info.  thanks, jas.  this reminds me of a story told in passing about the aumentado son at the ubay hospital that has something to do with getting something not above board.  well, the price public figures pay includes intrigues rubbing off on their sons and daughters, by fair means or foul.

let's then wait and see anyway if the soon-to-be-congressman-again could do this one heroic act of advocating anti-dynasty laws against all odds.  let's see if he could extricate himself from the vampires of congress by putting to good use his slippery abilities.

p.s.  if the governed, like us, sound demanding, it's only because we voted these officials into office to represent us, right?
 

Quote from: way_paki on May 29, 2010, 08:15:12 PM
Okay lang, basta panagsa.

tinuwang baboy na lang.

Quote from: wolfpack823 on May 29, 2010, 07:50:42 AM
Sos, maskin gani kaldero kawaton diha sa atua. Pero ingon nila dili man kuno taga-Bohol ning mga tawhana, langyaw man kuno.

kaldero nga naay sulod bahaw unya lakangan ra ang natulog nga tagbalay. 

kabahin sa langyaw, mao man pod hinoon ni ang sayon istoryahon bisan asa.  taga-laing lugar ang pasumanginlan tungod kay ang thief di mailhan.  bisan baya igsoon nato nga mangawat sa atong pitaka di baya gyod magpaila.

sa cavite bitaw, diin daghag kawat, mga bisaya man kuno ang mga thieves.  aray, bisayaa nakong nakawatan--- mga katre, aparador, electric wires, apil pa ang doghouse gialsa. 

hinaot nga di mapareha ang tagbilaran sa revilla country.
   

 

Quote from: cowboy on May 28, 2010, 06:46:40 PM
Assalam Maliakum Islander, kefalek wala man ko maka batyag sa panahun sa pag dumala ni kanhe Mayor Nanciong Inting, kay musimos paman ko adto mga 1960's? sa imung panglantaw diay? ang barometro sa kahapsay ug kalinaw sa lugar naga depende diay na sa Mayor? dawbi demudo kay bag o pa nahuman election? so ang mga mabout nga lumolopyu sa dakbayan sa Tagbilaran maghuwat pag tulong tuig usa makatilaw ug kaugmaran nga walay gubot? mao kaha?

aleikum salaam, cowboy.  leadership matters as examples matter.  venancio inting i believe was the mayor all the way to the 1970s.  mine is just anecdotal.  i was hardly in tagbilaran myself. 

part of the city's lore is that he was one mayor who was able to clip the wings of an abusive clan of 'warlords' (bohol's past version of the duranos of cebu, the espinozas of masbate, the crisologos of ilocos and, to a certain extent, the ampatuans of maguindanao) that had terrorized the city.     

if tagbilaran's crime incidence continues to rise during the current mayor's watch, he may go down in the city's history as the mayor who encouraged crime by fielding shady characters on government pay to keep the peace.  his own personal peace.
 

Quote from: jig37504 on May 29, 2010, 07:43:44 PM
second the motion. i'm not a huge fan of the honorable gentleman from the 2nd district of bohol. but what strikes me with his political career is there seems to be no other in his family that is into politics. so, yes he can be a good advocate on this. NO TO POLITICAL DYNASTY!

there just seems to be some progeny who inherited the ability to get other strange sources of income but not the political acumen, again according to the story.

he would be in a position to do this because there is no one else in the family who's getting into politics, unlike cajes, inc.  the aumentado children, according to the story, just want all of them to migrate to the u.s.  (rumor-mongering!?)       

arks, if you could, please ask the honorable congressman to advocate in congress the enabling law in our constitution against the creation of political dynasties.  no legislator had ever touched this provision with a ten-foot pole.  let's see if he could make the sacrifice of being bitten by all the vampires in the legislative house.  that would be the day when he would really go down in history as one of the most heroic legislators in the country's modern democracy.

Quote from: jig37504 on May 29, 2010, 06:54:36 PM
bay arks, you're such an a** kisser... ooops i mean, a loyal soldier 

i like aumentado's plan to help modernise NBI. as an insider, can you post here his other plans, too? thanks.

add to that the fact that this thread was posted in capital letters.  not only does it shout, it also pretends to be of utmost importance.  but we have become inured to how politicians sell themselves.  this is nothing new.  

by the way, it glosses over the tricks the honorable governor/congressman resorts to to win in elections.  no other current boholano politician can be as slippery.  but if the good that he does outweigh the bad, then congratulations.


   

english, with leanings toward literature and composition because i had no patience for grammar lessons.  also social studies/history/current events.  kay lagi interesado, na-champion hinoon ko sa current events contest sa school.  those were the days.  karon?  bawo, hehehe. 

the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.  he won't believe me, of course, but he's supposed to be loyal anyway.

 

Quote from: jorgeanna on May 28, 2010, 06:19:18 PM
once an aunt told me that my mother inlaw told everybody how much she loves me and etc... in my mind, pila na kaha pud iyang utangon nga walay bayad2x? lol.... kapila na gyud ni nahitabo

yikes!  love ra diay ka niya ug magpautang ka?  ug hate ka niya kun maningil na?  abi nakog ang mother-in-law maoy mohatag, hehe.

Quote from: wolfpack823 on May 28, 2010, 10:05:03 PM
Adunahan ang Bohol sa kinaiyahan, mga puting baybayon, berdeng kakahuyan, mga maanyag nga kababaihan, mga utukan nga kalalakihan, mga kulturang walay kapareha.

ug ako modugang ug gamay, wolfpack823 ako tugoti,
ang bohol aduna say utokang mga babaye
inobanan sa mga maanyag nga mga lalaki.

Quote from: hubag bohol on May 28, 2010, 01:55:53 PM
Kon naay tungaw ilawom sa imong niqab,
Ms. Isle, mapugos jud ka ani pag-ukab.
Mas maajo pa ang piyangaw
Kaysa salbahis nga tungaw.

ilawom sa akong hinuwamang niqab, bai hubag
dimalas kay way tungaw nga nitulibagbag
apan ang piyangaw nga akong gisulod sa tadjaw
paghigawas nahimong perikong opaw.

Quote from: way_paki on May 29, 2010, 03:41:29 PM
i agree, islander. can i borrow this quote? "i could live it all over again with the way i am, but with less of the mistakes and the hurts i inflicted on others." tumpak! pareha gyud ta ug idea..

sure, help yourself.  it's all yours.

blueberry cream pie, right now, in front of my laptop.  i don't mind using only one hand on the keyboard because my other hand is holding the saucer of cream pie.  (i think i'm getting nauseous with too much sugar, hehehe.)
 

same here, way_paki.  this same life i'm living now is great enough for me.  i could live it all over again with the way i am, but with less of the mistakes and the hurts i inflicted on others.

Quote from: Han Delaguna on May 24, 2010, 01:18:38 AM

PROLOGUE

I will soon reach the port in a few days over a month from now. Port June 30 is where I will be disembarking from this ship on which I have been sailing for almost six years.

The journey has been exciting and challenging. Just as what sailors experienced, we went through calm seas and raging waves. Fair weather and stormy days. Our Captain steered the ship well. We stayed true as we manned our stations.

Port June 30 is where I get off. So, too, is our Captain who is taking a new assignment (actually he's going back to his old job which he labored on for nine years). A few of the crew will be getting off as well. "Tom Jones." That's what they call us. This play of words always brings a smile to our face. 

I decided to share, if my time permits, some of my daily grind before reaching port... the things I'm doing in the few remaining days as Provincial Administrator of Bohol.

To many of us, Port June 30 is not the destination. It's just a next stop as we gear up for the next leg of the journey. 

your journey must have been great, calm seas, raging waves, flowing waters, currents, tides high and low, siren calls and all.  may your next port of call be as replete with adventures as this one that you're saying fare thee well to.

bon voyage!
 

Quote from: space on May 29, 2010, 11:50:15 AM
brand new pod ni intawn ako phone pagpalit sa save n earn dong....thanks anyways...

ay, sorry.  nagbasin-basin lang ko nga pareha unya sa ako nga brand new kuno tong pagpalita unya inusab na diay.  unsaon, hitsura lang gyod tingali kog ilaronon. 

any luck so far?  morag tua sa lain nga thread of this same call for help nimo naay tubag ug mga kamao. 

(nasaag lang baya ko dinhi.)
 

Quote from: hofelina on May 26, 2010, 06:58:11 PM
Macky, ma lonely ko kon adunay mga Gala sa mga Pinoy dinhe kay kasagaran pa-bonggahay. Wala koy maka-istorya bahin sa progreso sa Pinas.

have seen that myself, sadly.  tawag nako anang mga klaseha 'walking pawnshops' or 'gumagapang na ahensya' or 'limbarok nga tigpatanto'. 

kitang mga baye angay magmata nga pa-bonggahay gani, wa gyoy makalupig kay ang kada usa nagtoo god nga siya ray gitan-aw kay siya ang kinangilngigan.  maayo pay mo-attend nga usa ray dunggan.  klaro pa nga mamatikdan kay way makalupig gawas atong tulo ang dunggan.  vive le difference!  

Quote from: hubag bohol on May 28, 2010, 06:01:17 AM
Kini bitaw nga lonely ta malagmit masayop atong hunahuna. Maglain atong ginhawaan bisan walay igong hinungdan. Morag mosakit atong tiyan. Usahay abi nato hangin lang, naay diay sidekick nga solid...

solid ba uroy.  liquid tingali, motuo pa ko.

virginity restoration sa male of the species, unsaon kaha no?  pizoton ug balik?

if it's a creative criticism, the kind that tends to help rather than merely disparage, then i would think of ways to correct myself or my mistake or extend my apologies if need me.

if it's just a putdown, i simply ignore and think less of the critic whose agenda could be harmful to my health.

discrimination is another story, though.

truly deadma.  who cares, really?  it's easy to ignore them as long as their expression of dislike of me is not harmful to my health (i.e. no hate campaign with lies enough to turn even my own friends against me.)  otherwise, i can fight to the death.

Quote from: hubag bohol on May 28, 2010, 02:03:02 PM
He he, outrageous but unnecessary...

glad it's outrageous anyway.

Quote from: cowboy on May 28, 2010, 01:41:00 PM
Matod pa sa mga sa batid? ug mu daghan daw kremen asensu daw ang lugar o syudad? meaning on progress ang Tagbilaran? usa inyu huna huna mabuot nga lumulopyu ning dakbayan sa Tgbilaran

kun mao, di na lang ko mopabor sa asenso.  pero nahimo man lagi ni duterte ang pagdisiplina sa davao nga mas dako nga siyudad?  kun kahadlokan ang mayor kay desidido nga mosanta sa krimen, momenos gyod ang krimen.  mahinumdoman pa man tingali ang pagdisiplina sa tagbilaran ni kanhing mayor venancio inting. 

di lang ni ako pagpanungo, pero tingalig molihok ang atong pinalanggang mayor karon sa tagbilaran kun iya nang paryente ang mabiktima?

paskang.  ang gipasabot ba ani nga minugna sa mayor ning mga nasakpan na?  akong amiga nga cebuana niingon nga di na gyod siya mobalik sa tagbilaran.  natiguwang na lang kuno siya sa cebu pero sa tagbilaran siya nailad. ngano na man ni?

why did you prefer to go out with your friends when i got so sick and i needed you the most? 

Quote from: jorgeanna on May 28, 2010, 01:26:08 PM
i love my in-laws bwaaahhhhhhhhh

super lie gyod, hahaha.  mine was a lie i told to myself--- that my in-laws love me.  hudyaka!

Quote from: fdaray on May 28, 2010, 01:03:55 PM
I'm 62 and soon to retire from the government service. How my life would be.?

Quote from: hubag bohol on May 28, 2010, 01:11:26 PM
Golf-golf na lang, Sir FD...

pag-praktis lang gyod daan nga di manaway sa imong asawa.

Quote from: hubag bohol on May 28, 2010, 01:09:46 PM
Bwahaha! Ms. Isle, ang pisik sa ihi sa tungaw
Parehas ra kadak-a sa bangag nga nihungaw!

hahaha, ikaw gyod bai hubs, pisik ra akong pangutana
ang tinubdan sa pisik ang naa sa imong hunahuna
na, hala, padayon sa imong mga damgong nanghungaw
apil ang kinaham nimong bangag nga ingon kadak-a sa tadjaw.

Quote from: keih liwanag on May 27, 2010, 11:04:30 AM
used to  was a dancer in hs and college. and when i worked..waahh! every payday we go to discos and bars. of course lay low na ngayon. i get to dance nalang in my hiphop and jazz classes in the gym. pero baka mag-shift ako to yoga. hope kaya ko. i heard mahirap daw.

putting on the brakes with the demands of motherhood?  understandable.  but once a dancer, always a dancer, they say.  great genes for your kids to take.   

Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on May 26, 2010, 01:21:47 PM
Island, adtong sabado misayaw ang akong 5 yrs old ug ballet didto sa MALL kauban ang ubang mga bata, perting bibuha kay mga gagmay paman gud...

wow!  glad you started her small.  it was great feat enough that she danced at all.  i once saw a 6-year-old ballerina-to-be who came out the greatest entertainer because she simply refused to dance onstage even if she was already on it, kontodo costume and all.  tanan nga moduol niya nga dagko-dagko aron siya alalayan iya gyod tawong hapakon. paskang gubota sa mga tawo ug pangatawa. 

Quote from: hubag bohol on May 28, 2010, 06:56:02 AM
Magduyanduyan uban sa akong hinugugma
Samtang nagkaonkaon mi og hilaw nga mangga.

mangga, hilaw o hinog, bulahan ka
naglaway na ko bisan igo lang nagbasa.
apan naay laing mangga sa tagbilaran-cortes
diin daghang okoy, sirena ug isdang fresh.

question to bai hubs ug aspo:  unsa kadak-an ang pisik sa ihi sa tungaw?

Quote from: hubag bohol on May 28, 2010, 10:11:02 AM
Oops, too much personal information here... Peace, Ms. Isle!

peace too, bai hubag!  bag-o lang gyod kong naagi-an ug okoy.  di lang ko sure, pero ikaw ba to?  nakatimaho man god pod kog hasang.

duha ra, bai space.  advice ni gikan sa usa ka nilalang nga labaw nga ignoy bahin ug technology: 

1.  adto sa imong gipalitan sa imong phone
2.  ibaligya na lang nang imong unit ug palit ug lain

ang problema sa unang solution kay simbakog siniklot lang kanang imong unit.  ang problema sa ikaduha kay di pod tawon makaabli ang mopalit. 

ang ikatulo nga wa na lang nako iapil sa lista mao nga pangutan-on si KALAMAY DE BOHOL kun asa na siya ug nganong wa na siya mopakita dinhi sa tb.  pilay pad kun kahibawo siya unsaon pag-abli ug phone.  nakatabang god siyag padaog ni chatto, makaabli gyod pod na siya ug phone. 

good luck.

 

Quote from: Lorenzo on May 25, 2010, 01:28:57 AM
Don't worry we weren't asking for your vision to be 20/20. Just am maintaining this thread as a beard grower's advice to fellow beard growers. Thanks.

No one is stroking any ego, except for our beards.

Back to the subject matter.

I do notice that the beard look is coming back into the fold. Perhaps not so much in the Philippines or Asia as it is not popular there, the clean cut look is preferred in Asia-Pacific, i notice.

you might just be surprised if behind the facial veil of my avatar is a great moustache, 20/20 vision or no.

anyway, whoever erased the pic that bai hubag posted in this thread had caused other readers to miss a sample of a great beard, which should have been part of this advice thread by a beard guru.  (fortunately, those interested can go to another thread where it also appears.  i just came across it in 'your last word is mine'.)

by the way, middle eastern men have great beards.  try taking a tip or two from them as well.

p.s. sans the ego, duha ka tipasi maayo i-stroke sa bungot.   kun mokatol, mao pod ang gamiton pag-ibot.

 

Quote from: vhinz08 on May 24, 2010, 05:50:39 PM
Na, mao na ni karon ang atong isturya miabot na sa ubos, way swerte kay nahi apil na ang lobot nga katapusang bangag sa kibot.

kibot nawagtang sa dalan sa kukabildo
tungod sa guwapong bungot nga nahanaw
kinsa, kinsa, tug-an sa tinuod kun kinsa
sa guwapong bungot ang niibot?

dawn and twilight; daytime in-between is somewhat stressful and nighttime is so short.

Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on May 26, 2010, 01:18:34 PM
Swerte baya kuno na Bai Island...

hahaha!  thanks.  i gotta believe that.  (angayan tingali kog circus no?)
 

glad our 8-year-old is making up for her mom.  she's great in ballet.  something's gotta give... and she's giving dancing her all.

i was born with 8 left feet, not just two.  wa gyod tawon ang-anga.  mora tingali kog kugita kon mag-pole dancing.

thank you very much for this.  it helps greatly just knowing that this is common.  (hehe,  shared pain is less pain?) 

i've been on back pain woes for over six years.  rehab and acupuncture helped, but i have to be careful in everything i do now.  it's not easy. i used to be a 100-meter runner.  now i can't, or shouldn't, even jog. 

yes, a little carelessness on my part might get me a permanent metal brace in lieu of real bone.  that's scary.  imagine passing through airport security and you're iron man.

the bright side:  i'm more poised now.
   

Quote from: statesville on May 26, 2010, 12:43:33 PM
Hahaha, lumsan ang napikas nga kasingkarol, maayo gyud ka nga higala Hubag
 

hahaha!  ug si hubag ang nipauli nga gakamang.

i listen.  just being there to listen is enough, i was told.  i dare not get in the way of a friend's need to grieve as grief comes and goes in its own good time.   

i forgot to ask.

i lean towards oldies, the kind of songs my father sang (frank sinatra et al) and which michael buble had revived.  a smattering of new hits throughout the years, including broadway and movie hit songs, are just as pleasing.  i just have to play some classics some time in the early evening, preferring vivaldi.  i can't stand rock.  strangely, i like gregorian chants.  they're like feathers floating in the wind.

Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on May 26, 2010, 06:17:55 AM
When i think of you: makahinumdom ko adtong usa ka gabii nga gikan ko namisita nimo. Ako rang usa miuli unya BUWANON kaayo & all of a SUDDEN mikalit lag tindog tong KABAW nga nag tuna ug mi WILIK-WILIK. Sus! perting kuyawa nako ug sutoy ug dagan pero after a seconds nakatawa lang pod ko sa akong kaugalingon

paskang kinatawa gyod nako ani, bqn.  hapit god ko makalimot ug paniudto.  imagine the scene, the imagery?  buwan nga mabalhinon (o, inconstant moon!), kabaw (the lion in winter), unya, wilik-wilik (shake, rattle and roll), and you (the passionate shepherd to his love).  nagdayon ba mo sa imong gipamisita?  asa na man ron ang kabaw?

sorry for getting personal.  you don't have to answer me.
 

Quote from: AsPo on May 26, 2010, 06:09:24 AM
haahah
dugo ni dagohoy no.

ot;unsa may daligdig?wa ko kasabot ana nga word.

trickle down kintahay ang buot ipaibot ani, asp.  (kanta:  ang duha mo ka lusok nga luha... daligdig sa mga luha mo/ hingkalimting tanan...)  hehehe, dinhi nako kuhaa ning pulonga, i confess.

"sakto gyod ka."

(advice ni nako sa akong brother. nihilak siya sa una kay gisumbag siya sa among silingang bata nga arang malditoha.  nakabawos kuno siya.  "gisakitan gyod to si roldan kay nihubag god akong kamot," matod pa sa akong brother.)
     

Quote from: AsPo on May 25, 2010, 10:09:24 PM
di bagay maging prince,kasi di siya cute.bagay sa frog ibutang sa tuna-an patamakan sa kabaw.

Quote from: ms da binsi on May 25, 2010, 10:35:03 PM
di pwede Meow kay ang frog mas dako pa sa kabaw!

igo na lang ko sa panghayhay.  a sigh is just a sigh, a frog is just a frog.  apan mas dako pa sa kabaw?  now that's something else.  tabi, nabunyagan na ba ning carabao frog?

hello, ashely.  yes, see you around.

Quote from: AsPo on May 25, 2010, 07:51:08 PM
bwahaaaa
murag way bilahan ang serina.kay og naa mao nay klarong lumotan.

ay, i stand corrected.  abi nakog naay bilahan kay nanimaho mang hasang.

thanks, kan-ogong.  i copied this for forwarding to family and friends.  

i could use some money, but i can't trust myself as yet in that if i were rich i wouldn't be tempted to buy fame.   

Quote from: sumbohan on May 25, 2010, 12:39:04 PM
paka uwaw raman na sila. wa man siguro na preso ani nila.

ang problema lang kay di na dutlan ug kauwaw.

Quote from: ms da binsi on May 25, 2010, 10:20:55 PM
bahalag nag tulo tulo nang mga laway diha, it doesnt matter.

kanang MANGUTANG nga di ka bayaran, wa jud friendship mo lungtad ana.

sa ginaingon pa nga ayaw jud iapil ang kwarta daw sa friendship.

aaahhhh, payong ray solution ani, o raincoat ba kaha kun magbaha.

 

Quote from: hubag bohol on May 25, 2010, 08:56:48 PM
Hmm, this rather strains my imagination.

If Friend A is under the wings of Friend B, and Friend B is at the same time under the wings of Friend A, how can they do any flying? 

straining, i believe, does not befit you, guru hubs.   friends a and b can exchange roles as they fly.  whoever needs to be either is it.
   

Quote from: AsPo on May 25, 2010, 09:59:55 PM
when i think of you.gingil aran ko nimo.kalami nimo isulod sa bobo og ilabog sa dagat.

paregla, hahaha!  when i think of you, mao ra man diay tag dugo, tiunay sama sa nagdaligdig nga kaugmaon ni ms da binsi.  gitikgitikgitik.

when i think of you, my sweet hopia, the unwashed dinner plates are not far behind.