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Quote from: hubag bohol on April 12, 2011, 01:45:15 PM
He he, aw, di jud diay ka mailhan.

Ako kay di mokompyansa. Magmaskara jud. Ingon ani, ay...

hahahaha, grabe jud ni. ako lang og babagan kas sekyu sa BQ kay murag dagway kag manikurista, aw, terorista...

Quote from: hubag bohol on April 12, 2011, 01:36:31 PM
He he, laway sa baki na lay among ipahid nimo kon maohon...

ok lang na, basta dila lang gamiton.

unsa man, apil ba pod ang North Korea ani? hehehehe

hahahahahaha.

Quote from: hubag bohol on April 12, 2011, 10:25:30 AM
Kanus-a pa pud kaha ma-eradicate and dog-eating sa Pinas...

dugay o di jud ni mawa, bay hubs, labi na nga daghan nang nagbuhi og iro ron...mas lami pa gani og pagkaon kay sa ubang tawo. tungod ana, nagkalami pod ang karne sa iro. hahahahahaha

Quote from: Lorenzo on April 12, 2011, 10:49:15 AM
walang batasan pood ni sila upat. how would they feel if they were raped by 400 men?

they would surely feel extremely SORE somewhere, lorz...

Quote from: hubag bohol on April 12, 2011, 05:54:42 AM
Ngano bitaw nga iniro may tawag aning posisyona, nga pwede man iniring--o kaha binaki...

tungod ba kaha na kay permi nato makit-an ang iro mga maoy maghimo ani, gawas sa tawo? hahaha

Quote from: hubag bohol on April 12, 2011, 09:58:41 AM
Lamia bitaw, apil na ang mga lagutmon
Nga angay sa tanan, mapobre o mabungoton...

mabungoton...asa naman pod kaha ni padong?  

Quote from: hubag bohol on April 12, 2011, 06:17:32 AM
O kaha giingon pagsulti nga naay ipakita nga tirong...

kaya ra jud unta og tirong lang...diha may natipong mga sigbin. hahaha.

A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, 'Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, But they only know to say one thing.'

'What do they say?' the priest asked.

They say, 'Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?'

'That's obscene!' the priest exclaimed,

Then he thought for a moment. 'You know,' he said, 'I may have a solution to your problem.  I have two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible... Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Peter. My parrots can teach your parrots to pray and worship, And your parrots are sure to stop saying...  That phrase...  In no time.'

'Thank you,' the woman responded, 'this may very well be the solution.'

The next day, She brought her female parrots to the priest's house....

As he ushered her in, She saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage holding rosary beads and praying...

Impressed, She walked over and placed her parrots in with them. After a few minutes, The female parrots cried out in unison: Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?'

There was stunned silence...

Shocked, One male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and says, 'Put the beads away, Frank,
Our prayers have been answered!

Quote from: hubag bohol on January 24, 2011, 08:19:10 PM
Bitaw, angay magmatngon unsay isuwat diri, kay tanan makabasa. Hinuon, naay mga post nga maayo gani kay gibasa...

sama niini. hahahahahahaha

Quote from: hofelina on April 11, 2011, 01:41:39 AM
I´m still waiting to pour the milk in your delicious naked body! LOL

hahahahaha...pwede ba og ibobo na lang ang milk sa usa ka partikular nga bahin sa akong lawas?

nagpaalisngaw sa gibati...

Quote from: hubag bohol on April 11, 2011, 09:59:00 PM
Bwahaha! Tagbaw jud unta silag iniro!

iniro gihapon diay tawag ana, bisag liyon na ang gibanatan sa.. hahahahahahaha

Quote from: taga tigbao on April 12, 2011, 12:16:33 AM
Gahi pamatud-an kay miuban man si Inday.....

kinsay guy di mouban kung gihanyagan diay nga patan-awon sa makina sa barko...hahahaaha

Quote from: hubag bohol on April 11, 2011, 09:39:30 PM
Kini maoy high-paying nga klaro tungod sa risk factor: kon di matagbaw ang babayeng liyon, kuniskunis jud ang patugatuga!

kung kini pa lang unta ang gi-rape atong mga tripolante sa barko, di unta sila magmahay. hahahahaha

Quote from: hubag bohol on April 11, 2011, 08:31:33 PM
Malagmit bitaw way labot tong tulo sa sabot. Ok ra unta tingali kon mag-apong lang...

pero sa title aning nga thread, "gi-rape", mura man og nagduda ang tigsulat aning balitaa. 

Quote from: hubag bohol on April 11, 2011, 08:27:03 PM
Basin gahuwat silang mahuman ang pagmasahe sa king lion aron birahan na sila...

lain na pod nang high-paying job tingali..tagbawon nimo ning mga babayeng liyon. hahahahaha

Quote from: hubag bohol on April 11, 2011, 05:41:37 AM
...apan kay nasakpan, mao na usab kini ang dagway:   

og kini ang hulagway sa nakasakop..

Quote from: hubag bohol on April 11, 2011, 06:25:45 AM
He he, naay matuplokan nga butones sa nahikatulog nga pagbati, unya deretso na?

gamay na lang kudlit sa pabilo ang gikinahanglan ana aron mosilaob na pod ang kalayo sa pagbati...mao nga di jud ihikling sa dayon kining mga EXs nato kay naa pa ni silay dakong "ikatabang"...

Quote from: hubag bohol on April 11, 2011, 08:13:38 PM
Bwahaha! Usa diay ka sa naghuwat sa background kon maohon...

mura na gani sila og na-bored nga naghuwat sa ilang torno. hehehehe.

Quote from: hubag bohol on April 11, 2011, 05:18:27 AM
Hmm, naa ba kahay atraso o gipraktisan lang...

naay jud toy atraso jud...hinungdan, maoy gipraktisan.

Quote from: hubag bohol on April 11, 2011, 08:10:00 PM
He he, masunog jud ang litson manok ug liempo kay masobrahan...

nagtoo man jud tong mga lakiha nga di mo-piyait ang baje...gatoo pod tong baje nga usa ray iyang kontra. resulta, dihay nasobrahan ug dihay nanagan. hehehehehe

Quote from: ms da binsi on April 11, 2011, 10:42:51 AM

aguy ang balikbayan gibirahan na sad! hahahahahha!

bisag kinsa na lang tawn ipahid nato ani, mdb. pwera lang pahiran tag igit ani. hahahaha...

Quote from: hubag bohol on April 11, 2011, 06:41:27 AM
He he, pwede tuod no? Pero lahi ra nga member ang akong gidudahan nga si Bay Glacier ra. Abi nakog na-busy lang siya sa iyang studies...

am studying, bay hubs. including unsaon pagbutang og make-up kay aron di kaau ko mahalata inig naay EB sa mga nagtakuban..hehehehe

Quote from: islander on April 10, 2011, 11:46:49 PM
may puruhan pa nga si glacier nagtakoban diay nga si bolbuhol o si pnoy ba kaha, whew!

Quote from: ms da binsi on April 10, 2011, 11:02:14 PM





HAHAHAHAHHA i think i like that!!! ka bibo tingali... mag announce lang nga mga taga TB mag EB tanga Minus ila ila! kanindot!!!

matud pa ni mdb, isles, minus ila-ila lagi...mas maau na kay way di magpanuko mopakita. mag-storya-storya lang; ug mag-inum. huwat na lang mo nga mangahubog mi kay basin adto na mag-binistohay. hehehe

Quote from: islander on April 10, 2011, 10:41:33 PM
tblander ba ning liyona?  tingali bayag sila ra ni hubag ang nag-eb-eb, wa paapila si glacier.

am straight...di kog lion, lioness ra ako...

Quote from: hubag bohol on April 11, 2011, 06:43:35 AM
Bwahaha, tubag man dayon...

kay miangay gyud tingali 

Quote from: hubag bohol on April 11, 2011, 05:25:42 AM
Tsk, tsk, tsk, sobra pas init. Nagbukal pa tingali kay makapaslot man...

naghinobra gyud ang kainit atong mga lakiha...angay to ipang-sugnod sa litsonan sa Andoks..hehehe

work in progress na jud diay imong church building, pads...God bless.

naa pay mas mahal ana, tig-ugay sa itlog anang Lion. hahahahha

ang mobasa, miangay nako. 

Quote from: hubag bohol on April 08, 2011, 02:09:17 PM
Pwede pud pasukosuko aron di paninglan...

mas maau tong amigohon atong ex, bay hubs, kay naa pa tay chance maka-score na pod. 

Quote from: glacier_71 on April 10, 2011, 08:42:55 AM
ESTeban Escudero, k******n og kaldero. LOL...

Quote from: hubag bohol on April 10, 2011, 09:22:08 AM
LOLo lang una ta samtang wa pay uyab...

mao ni dagway inigkahuman og jakol...

Quote from: hubag bohol on April 10, 2011, 12:07:29 PM
He he, bitaw no? Kon naay terminal ang newbies, naa pud unta ang balikbayans, kadtong long taym no si bat naw sinaw...

maau na hunahunaa, bay hubs. naay mo-abi-abi og balik-bayan kay daghan na ra ba pong wa mailhin ni sila kay buaw na pog bag-ong members diri...

Quote from: ms da binsi on April 10, 2011, 09:07:47 AM
sigi daw beh!!! !!!

ka alegre tali noh???

mag-abot ra gud ta og lugar nya wa na lay ila-ilahay sa ID. hahahahahaha...

Quote from: hubag bohol on April 10, 2011, 11:19:21 AM
Pero kon makasuka na, mobalik sa pagkaugat...

mura og dagway sa luy-a nga natiner og pila ka semana...hehehehe

nagkakusog nag kinumo ning mga tawo sa ato tungod aning pacquiao. hahahahaha

Quote from: taga tigbao on April 10, 2011, 06:40:44 PM
Kay ngano pung miuban didto sa cabin sa taga barko? Unsa man diay ijang gusto pud? Hehehehehe.

gusto ra gud unta pod niya tingali magpabugnaw; unya kay painit man diay ang naghuwat....hahahaha

Quote from: ms da binsi on April 10, 2011, 01:06:10 AM

tawon na murder ang balik bayan! hahahahhaa

basin na lang unta og tagbuon tag banda kay balik-bayan ra ba. hehehehe

Quote from: ms da binsi on April 10, 2011, 01:22:04 AM
san always rises in da est...

ESTeban Escudero, k******n og kaldero. LOL...

Quote from: hubag bohol on April 08, 2011, 11:50:38 AM
He he, maayo ning maplano samtang layo pa aron naa koy taas nga panahon pagpatubo og bungot...

magtapok ta karong Mayo, mga nagtakuban diri sa TB. hehehehehe

Quote from: hubag bohol on April 08, 2011, 02:13:00 PM
He he, ang tumoy sa unod nga mahimong ugat nga mahimong bukog...

hahahaha...bukog nga way pagkabali..

Quote from: ms da binsi on April 08, 2011, 01:52:50 PM


unsay gidak on Hubs?? ang bangag? aw ehe shalan ba oi...

Quote from: hubag bohol on April 08, 2011, 02:10:50 PM
Bwahaha! Ayaw klaroha basin maeskandalo si Bay Glacier!

hinay-hinayi tawn ko ninyo, kay bag-o pa ra ko tawn diri...ahehehehee

Quote from: ms da binsi on April 07, 2011, 11:06:14 AM

sus maka ulaw na jud! mo ingon na gud sila nganong mo adto pa man daw sila sa thailand nga naa man mas barato diri (pinas)? Oh emm gee!!!

unsa man pod kabaratoha, mdb? mura kaha og kanang naas Dollar Store diri sa Canada? hehehe

Quote from: hofelina on April 07, 2011, 12:48:36 PM
hala nabanhaw si Pinangga!

helllllllllllllooooooooooooooo, manayyyyyyyyy!!!!

nagpasabot-sabot nga mobalik hinay-hinay sa TB...LOL

Quote from: hubag bohol on April 07, 2011, 08:58:57 AM
He he, nagpasabot pud ni nga lig-on pa ang kabukogan (tudlo, tuhod, tiil). Apil na pud ang kaunoran ug kaugatan...

lig-on pa jud, labi na ang mga katomoyan...

very belated happy brithday, pads. kusahos na lang ako beh, kung naa pa. hahahahahaha

Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on April 07, 2011, 07:00:30 AM
Bai Glacier, dis-a man intawon ka nagtago nga karon man lang ka migimaw?

diri ra man ko bai BQN, nagpahuwas lang sa gibati...hehehehe.

Quote from: hubag bohol on March 31, 2011, 10:59:06 AM
So what makes the Filipino special?

Kay mobalik jud bisan nalingaw na sa ubang dapit. Salamat sa pagduaw, Bay Glace...

mobalik man jud ta kay gawas nga Pinoy, bol-anon pa jud.

wa pod koy laing lingaw, bay hubs, kini ra jung sige tag-dokdok sa TB ug sipa-sipa sa lata

great to know you had EB guys...wish i could come...sunod na lang ko mo-join.

Why the Filipino is SPECIAL by Ed Lapiz

Filipinos are Brown. Their color is in the center of
human racial strains.

This point is not an attempt at racism, but just for
many Filipinos to realize that our color should not be
a source of or reason for inferiority complex. While
we pine for a fair complexion, the white people are
religiously tanning themselves, whenever they could,
under the sun or some artificial light, just to
approximate the Filipino complexion.

Filipinos are a touching people. We have lots of love
and are not afraid to show it. We almost inevitably
create human chains with our perennial akbay (putting
an arm around another shoulder), hawak (hold), yakap (embrace),
himas (caressing stroke), kalabit (touch with the tip
of the finger), kalong (sitting on someone else's lap), etc.

We are always reaching out, always seeking interconnection.

Filipinos are linguists. Put a Filipino in any city,
any town around the world. Give him a few months or
even weeks and he will speak the local language there.
Filipinos are adept at learning and speaking
languages. In fact, it is not uncommon for Filipinos
to speak at least three: his dialect, Filipino, and
English. Of course, a lot speak an added language, be
it Chinese, Spanish or, if he works abroad, the
language of his host country.

In addition, Tagalog is not 'sexist.' While many
"conscious" and "enlightened" people of today are just
by now striving to be "politically correct" with their
language and, in the process, bend to absurd depths in
coining "gender sensitive" words, Tagalog has, since
time immemorial, evolved gender-neutral words like
asawa (husband or wife), anak (son or daughter),
magulang (father or mother), kapatid (brother or
sister), biyenan (father-in-law or mother-in-law),
manugang (son or daughter-in-law), bayani (hero or
heroine), etc. Our languages and dialects are advanced
and, indeed, sophisticated! It is no small wonder that
Jose Rizal, the quintessential Filipino, spoke some
twenty-two languages!

Filipinos are groupists. We love human interaction and
company. We always surround ourselves with people and
we hover over them, too. According to Dr. Patricia
Licuanan, a psychologist from Ateneo and Miriam College, an
average Filipino would have and know at least 300 relatives.

At work, we live bayanihan (mutual help); at play, we
want a kalaro (playmate) more than laruan (toy). At
socials, our invitations are open and it is more
common even for guests to invite and bring in other
guests. In transit, we do not want to be separated
from our group. So what do we do when there is no
more space in a vehicle?

Kalung-kalong! (Sit on one another). No one would ever
suggest splitting a group and waiting for another
vehicle with more space!

Filipinos are weavers. One look at our baskets, mats,
clothes, and other crafts will reveal the skill of the
Filipino weaver and his inclination to weaving. This
art is a metaphor of the Filipino trait. We are social
weavers. We weave theirs into ours that we all become
parts of one another. We place a lot of premium on
pakikisama (getting along) and pakikipagkapwa
(relating). Two of the worst labels, walang
pakikipagkapwa (inability to relate), will be avoided
by the Filipino at almost any cost.

We love to blend and harmonize with people, we like to
include them in our "tribe," in our "family"-and we
like to be included in other people's families, too.

Therefore we call our friend's mother nanay or mommy;
we call a friend's sister ate (eldest sister), and so
on. We even call strangers tia (aunt) or tio (uncle),
tatang (grandfather), etc.

So extensive is our social openness and interrelations
that we have specific title for extended relations
like hipag (sister-in-law's spouse), balae
(child-in-law's parents), inaanak (godchild),
ninong/ninang (godparents) kinakapatid (godparent's
child), etc.

In addition, we have the profound 'ka' institution,
loosely translated as "equal to the same kind" as in
kasama (of the same company), kaisa (of the same
cause), kapanalig (of the same belief), etc. In our
social fiber, we treat other people as co-equals.

Filipinos, because of their social "weaving"
traditions, make for excellent team workers.

Filipinos are adventurers. We have a tradition of
separation. Our myths and legends speak of heroes and
heroines who almost always get separated from their
families and loved ones and are taken by circumstances
to far-away lands where they find wealth or power.

Our Spanish colonial history is filled with
separations caused by the reduccion (hamleting), and
the forced migration to build towns, churches,
fortresses or galleons. American occupation enlarged
the space of Filipino wandering, including America,
and there are documented evidences of Filipino
presence in America as far back as 1587.

Now, Filipinos compose the world's largest population
of overseas workers, populating and sometimes
"threshing" major capitals, minor towns and even
remote villages around the world. Filipino adventurism
has made us today's citizens of the world, bringing
the bagoong (salty shrimp paste), pansit (sautéed
noodles), siopao (meat-filled dough), kare-kare
(peanut-flavored dish), dinuguan (innards cooked in
pork blood), balut (unhatched duck egg),
and adobo (meat vinaigrette), including the tabo
(ladle) and tsinelas (slippers) all over the world.

Filipinos are excellent at adjustments and
improvisation, managing to recreate their home, or to
feel at home anywhere.

Filipinos have Pakiramdam (deep feeling/discernment).
We know how to feel what others feel, sometimes even
anticipate what they will feel. Being manhid (dense)
is one of the worst labels anyone could get and will
therefore, avoid at all cost. We know when a guest is
hungry though the insistence on being full is assured.

We can tell if people are lovers even if they are
miles apart. We know if a person is offended though he
may purposely smile. We know because we feel. In our
pakikipagkapwa(relating), we get not only to wear
another man's shoe but also his heart.

We have a superbly developed and honored gift of
discernment, making us excellent leaders, counselors,
and go-betweens.

Filipinos are very spiritual. We are transcendent. We
transcend the physical world, see the unseen and hear
the unheard. We have a deep sense of kaba (premonition)
and kutob (hunch). A Filipino wife will instinctively
feel her husband or child is going astray, whether or not
telltale signs present themselves.

Filipino spirituality makes him invoke divine presence
or intervention at nearly every bend of his journey.
Rightly or wrongly, Filipinos are almost always
acknowledging, invoking or driving away spirits into
and from their lives. Seemingly trivial or even
incoherent events can take on spiritual significance
and will be given such space or consideration.

The Filipino has a sophisticated, developed
pakiramdam. The Filipino, though becoming more and
more modern (hence, materialistic) is still very
spiritual in essence. This inherent and deep
spirituality makes the Filipino, once
correctly Christianized, a major exponent of the
faith.

Filipinos are timeless. Despite the nearly
half-a-millennium encroachment of the western clock
into our lives, Filipinos-unless on very formal or
official functions-still measure time not with hours
and minutes but with feeling. This style is ingrained
deep in our psyche. Our time is diffused, not framed.
Our appointments are defined by umaga (morning),
tanghali (noon ), hapon (afternoon), or gabi
(evening).

Our most exact time reference is probably
katanghaliang-tapat (high noon), which still allows
many minutes of leeway. That is how Filipino trysts
and occasions are timed: there is really no definite
time.

A Filipino event has no clear-cut beginning nor
ending. We have a fiesta, but there is bisperas (eve),
a day after the fiesta is still considered a good time
to visit. The Filipino Christmas is not confined to
December 25th; it somehow begins months before
December and extends up to the first days of January.

Filipinos say good-bye to guests first at the head of
the stairs, then down to the descamo (landing), to the
entresuelo (mezzanine), to the pintuan (doorway), to
the tarangkahan (gate), and if the departing persons
are to take public transportation, up to the bus stop
or bus station.

In a way, other people's tardiness and extended stays
can really be annoying, but this peculiarity is the
same charm of Filipinos who, being governed by
timelessness, can show how to find more time to be
nice, kind, and accommodating than his prompt and
exact brothers elsewhere.

Filipinos are Spaceless. As in the concept of time,
the Filipino concept of space is not numerical. We
will not usually express expanse of space with miles
or kilometers but with feelings in how we say malayo
(far )or malapit (near).

Alongside with numberlessness, Filipino space is also
boundless. Indigenous culture did not divide land into
private lots but kept it open for all to partake of
its abundance.

The Filipino has avidly remained "spaceless" in many
ways. The interior of the bahay-kubo (hut) can easily
become receiving room, sleeping room, kitchen, dining
room, chapel, wake parlor, etc. Depending on the time
of the day or the needs of the moment. The same is
true with the bahay na bato (stone house). Space just
flows into the next space that the divisions between
the sala, caida, comedor, or vilada may only be
faintly suggested by overhead arches of filigree. In
much the same way, Filipino concept of space can be so
diffused that one 's party may creep into and actually
expropriate the street! A family business like a
sari-sari store or talyer may extend to the sidewalk
and street. Provincial folks dry palayan (rice grain)
on the highways! Religious groups of various
persuasions habitually and matter-of-factly commandeer
the streets for processions and parades.

It is not uncommon to close a street to accommodate
private functions. Filipinos eat. sleep, chat,
socialize, quarrel, even urinate, nearly everywhere or
just anywhere!

"Spacelessness," in the face of modern, especially
urban life, can be unlawful and may really be
counter-productive. On the other hand, Filipino
spacelessness, when viewed from his context, is just
another manifestation of his spiritually and communal
values. Adapted well to today's context, which may
mean unstoppable urbanization, Filipino spacelessness
may even be the answer and counter balance to
humanity's greed, selfishness and isolation.

So what makes the Filipino special? We are brown,
spiritual, timeless, spaceless, linguists, groupists,
weavers, adventurers. Seldom do all these profound
qualities find personification in a people. Filipinos
should allow - and should be allowed to contribute
their special traits to the worldwide community of
men- but first, we should know and like ourselves.

Quote from: hubag bohol on February 02, 2011, 10:59:35 AM
Kining gatuwad nga lubot? Aw, di man pud maingon nga nindot tan-awon sa wa pa mabuthi... 

hahaha...di tingali nindot, apan angayan pabuthan.

victory loves preparation....

Quote from: hubag bohol on February 02, 2011, 11:34:33 AM
Mokatkat sa bod kon mingawon sa bod ni Inday...

hahahahaha...mag-imagine na lang sa kang inday nga may-ong og barog sa BOD sa choco...

Quote from: hubag bohol on February 02, 2011, 06:13:09 AM
Wa tay ikatambag ani niya nga wa na niya hibaw-i, kay morag dugay-dugay na nis Iyo aning kalibotana. Ang ako lang ikakomentaryo, kinahanglan jud nga kondisyon kanunay ang iyang dila ug mga tudlo!

sa akong tan-aw binasi sa pic, lig-on pa ug kondisyon ning kang lolo nga mga tudlo. ambot lang ang dila. hahahahaha...

Quote from: hubag bohol on February 02, 2011, 06:40:52 AM
Aha! That's quite a thought. Hmm, now I know. Gusto diay magpatakod ang iro sa abilidad ni Botoyitot. Ang iring gud kay hapit kada adlaw makaremedyo, samtang ang iro way agi, gadako lang gawas sa hangal pero di jud ka-score. Kausa naluoy ko kay naglumpatlumpat, nakatimaho og bitch in heat sa gawas sa koral. Akong gipagawas kay naluoy ko, unsa mang pagkaunsaa nga nibahag man ang ikog unya nikaratil og dagan sa dihang gibanghagan og askal nga kagiron nga niwang jamo nga wa ras katunga sa iyang lawas, taslakan jamong German shepherda!

Gatuo diay tingali ning iroa nga pinaagi sa iyang paglamoy sa baho kaayo nga tai ni Botoyitot, matakdan siya sa birtud sa iring.

wa tawn kahibawo ang iro, Bay Hubs, nga kung mokaon sya sa imohang tai, mas labaw pas abilidad ni Botoyitot ang iyang maangkon. bwahahahahaha

Quote from: hubag bohol on February 02, 2011, 07:57:02 AM
Ambot kon sakto ba ning akong obserbasyon, pero kining suya-suya mas pronounced sa mga baje kaysa mga lalaki.

selos ang lalaki...

Quote from: chicogon on February 02, 2011, 09:52:37 AM
And so the Visayan expression "PORBIDA!!!" (forbidden... or for bedding) 

porbida nganong gipapili...hahahahaha

Quote from: hubag bohol on February 02, 2011, 08:28:51 AM
Naa pa bitaw gihapon, tubaytubayan gani nako usahay...  

Bwahaha!

hahahahahaha...di naka kahawa kay Staff na baya ka. bwahahahahaha

Quote from: hubag bohol on January 29, 2011, 05:00:56 PM
Masakit gid ang iyang buli? 


Ondoy: Tay, nakipag-sex na jud ko.
Tatay: Anak, ulitawo na jud ka, dali mag-inom ta.
Ondoy: Sunod na lang Tay, kay sakit pa akong lubot.


Bwahaha! 

hahahahahahahhaa

tubag pod ang amahan: OK RA NA, WA GANI KO NGA GANGOLNGOL UG NANGHUWOY PA NING AKONG LINGAG-NGAG...

gift card sa The Bay balor og $1000....hehehehehe.

Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on February 02, 2011, 05:48:40 AM
Bai Glacier! don't say BED WORD'S

umph!   

kanang mag-ilis og napulo ka oras....hahahahahahaha peace...

Quote from: kan-ogong on February 02, 2011, 02:55:48 AM
salamat bai glacier BULOD is low hill diay..ako lolo sa Carmen  ug mga ig agaw kay BOD man pod ilaha tawag gud, sakto ka kay naay baryo pod  nga naay usa ka hills ang pangalan sa baryo is Bogtongbod. mao diay Thanks

welcome, kan-ugong. 

dako bayag tabang nako nang usa ka Bod sa carmen, kay, sa una, sa minus pa ang signal sa cellphone (analogue pa to), mokatkat tawn kos ibabaw aron manawag ni inday..ahehehehe...

Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on February 02, 2011, 03:41:56 AM
Pasaylo-a sila! Bisag nakahibaw sila sa ilang gibuhat

kinsa ba poy wa pa kahibawo anang buhata. hahahahah. bisan gani ang bu**** nga tigpuyo sa merkado sa among lungsod, makamao pa man mokayat. hahahahahahaha

naa pa gyuy niapas og picture sa likod...unsa kahay nakita? basin way tabon gawas sa gown. hahahahhaaha

hahahahahaha...

lami unta ning gatuwad, pero mura man og og nabuthan og TNT ning iyang porma. hahahahaha

unhan kaha nimo og kalibang ang iring, hubs. in that way, di na tingali mosimhot ang imong iro sa tai sa iring, kundi anha na sa imong tai. SOLVED!!!! hahahahahahahahahaha

Quote from: kan-ogong on February 01, 2011, 05:01:27 AM
unya ang tawag sa sa taga Carmen dili man chocolate hills .ila tawag kay BOD man.unsay may rason ngano BOD man ilaha tawag

Quote from: hubag bohol on February 01, 2011, 11:32:13 AM
Bod? Unsa man ning punga? Short-cut sa bungtod?

ang BOD is short-cut sa BULOD, meaning LOW-HILL...

Quote from: hubag bohol on February 01, 2011, 09:55:29 PM

unsa may imong ikatambag ni lolo ani bay hubs? 

kanang tawhana nangita og "sakit sa lawas". hahahahahahahaha

Quote from: hubag bohol on February 01, 2011, 02:37:34 PM
Bwahaha! Unsay binasa gud nga wa na man kay duaw-duaw.
Karon, tan-awa, maihap na lang ang nahibilin nga hanggaw!

tigbasa pa ko oy, di lang tanana ug di lang kada-adlaw. kabawo na ka, daghan pod tag hinaggwan sa laing dapit.

ok ra man gihapon og dyutay na lay nabiling hanggaw, total, naa pa man ka nga kina-hanggawan. hahahahahahaha

Quote from: hubag bohol on January 31, 2011, 11:37:53 AM
Malagmit mao ni ang makabugto aning lamboha... 

mabugto jud ni tungod sa kainit aning topika....

Quote from: Lorenzo on January 31, 2011, 11:42:35 AM
nong, i'd like to hear the wisdom of  your answer to my simple question.

aron, nong hubag, tubag...hahhahaha
kadugayan nakong binasa aning TB, nilanggud na jud ka Nong Hubs. hahahahahaha

Quote from: hubag bohol on January 17, 2011, 09:26:35 PM
Unsa man ning mga sapatosa, automatic or manual? 

pedal ni...

then drive both...and you learn which one is best for u..

    mao ni iyang unang papel isip magbabalaod ron...managang aning kasoha.

Quote from: chicogon on January 04, 2011, 07:47:52 AM
Wa naman motingog si Glace, nisunod sigurog sawom ni. 

naa kay compressor, pads? pahuwam kay aron taas kog utong sa ilawom. hahahahaha

Quote from: hofelina on January 04, 2011, 05:12:54 AM
Ang kasing-kasing ni David nag lukso-lukso!

nilukso na gani tingali sa pool, manay. 

Quote from: chicogon on January 04, 2011, 02:19:58 AM
Unsa ni kidney beans? LoL   

mas may-ong ni sila sa imbao pormaha, pads. bwahahahahahah

Quote from: david on January 04, 2011, 01:16:30 AM
abi ko mga hipopotamus, pastilan pod ka bai glacier makalimot man sab ta og pamilok

hahahaha...kalimot man sad gani ko bay David. abi nako og simod nis Hippo, sa hipo-anan man diay...hahahaha

usa ka mainitong bag-ong tuig ninyong tanan!!!

 

  ...matud pa sa akong kaila diri nga puti, and i quote, "Elton John looks like an old whore"....

may lang unta og mahatagan sa hustisya kini 

Quote from: chicogon on December 29, 2010, 12:54:57 AM
What happens to the old ones? Naa pa raba koy gitaguan gamay para sunod uli pohon, plete taxi from the airport to the pier, etc... mo expire ba to? 

dili na mo-expire, pads chico, kung imo nang ihatag nako. hahahahaha...

boom-boom. 

Quote from: buwadsanga on December 14, 2010, 10:17:36 AM
Religion is a business or not. It still be the same, God Almighty created us here in this planet so we may lead our life as teached in the holy books or the bible, as life experience, inorder for us to be in His kingdom....satan is here muddling this issue so he will lead us astray from the path God wants us to travel towards the gates of His kingdom living in everlasting life....blockbuster movies nowadays are glorifying devil or sorcerers or vampires.... lets be aware of this fact...and it seem considerable numbers of humanity are falling into satans trap....but we konw God is here, always showing us signs that He exist since the beginning of time and care for us. Virgin Mary is appearing to mankind as a witness of a living God's existence....if you live your life in God's way, He will led you away from troubles. Thats for sure it's there try to understand or discern it in you everyday life. "Praise God to the Highest and in the name of Jesus Christ"

amen, buwad

asa man diay dapit ang gipasabot ani...(imposible man pog tibook lungsod) ang dapit sa Munisipyo o ang Chocolate Hills? 

Jimmy Surprises Bieber Fan

Quote from: statesville on December 11, 2010, 09:47:33 AM
The maker of these games knows exactly where it will lead to by using
   the kids who know nothing but play, after all, it's just a game
   or a rip off of the parent's pocket.
Glacier, bantaye imong anak basin nagshopping spree na to 

duwaan nga kudkuran ray akong gipagamit sa akong mga anak...di to modawat og credit card. 

Quote from: www.tubagbohol.com on December 10, 2010, 10:32:04 AM
teki-teki for baby.

baby may iningles og bata, no? 

kung makabalo ko nga naay miatend sa akong party nga nag-Commando...makakita jud siya'g PREDATOR...

Quote from: www.tubagbohol.com on December 10, 2010, 10:31:15 AM
hubag bohol, show up!

sigehi'g pangita aron mogawas   

kung magsugod na ni next year, basi sunod nako uli, anhi nako tugpa...

Quote from: ms da binsi on December 10, 2010, 08:06:48 AM

kinsa pa man diay nga APYOGON man ka kaajo?

hahahaha...kanus-a man ko niingon tawn?  beh beh beh???

4-Year-Old Goes on Shopping Spree -- on iPhone App

December 10, 2010

NEW YORK â€"  "The Smurfs' Village," a game for the iPhone and other Apple gadgets, was released a month ago and quickly became the highest-grossing application in the iTunes store. Yet it's free to download.

So where does the money come from? Kelly Rummelhart of California has part of the answer. Her 4-year-old son was using her iPad to play the game and racked up $66.88 in charges on her credit card without knowing what he was doing.

Rummelhart had no idea that it was possible to buy things -- buy them with real money -- inside the game. In this case, her son bought one bushel and 11 buckets of "Smurfberries," tokens that speed up gameplay.

"Really, my biggest concern was them scratching the screen. Never in my wildest dreams did I think they would be charging things on it," the 36-year-old mother said.

She counts herself lucky that her son didn't start tapping on another purchase button, like the "wheelbarrow" of Smurfberries for $59.99.

Rummelhart joins a number of parents who have been horrified by purchases of Smurfberries and other virtual items in top App Store games. The 17 highest-rated comments on "The Smurfs' Village" in the App Store all complain about the high cost of the Smurfberries, and two commenters call it a "scam."

Apple introduced "in-app purchases" last year, letting developers use the iTunes billing system to sell items and add-ons in their games and applications.

This year, developers have started to use the system in earnest as the main revenue stream for many games. Of the 10 highest-grossing apps in the App Store, six are games that are free to download but allow in-app purchases. Four of those are easy, child-friendly games. Two of them, "Tap Zoo" and "Bakery Story," have buttons for in-app purchases of $100 in just two taps.

Capcom Entertainment Inc., the publisher of "The Smurfs' Village," says inadvertent purchases by children are "lamentable." When it realized what was happening, it added a warning about the option of in-app purchases to the game's description in the App Store, and it's updating the game to include warnings inside it as well. The game has retreated to being the fourth-highest-grossing app in the App Store.

The warnings may alert parents, but it's doubtful that they'd deter children who can't read and don't understand money. Also, the option to buy $59.99 worth of Smurfberries at a time remains. Capcom spokesman Michael Larson says "Smurfs" is no different from other games in this regard, and the bulk purchasing option is useful to adult "power players."

It's quite likely that most of the money pulled in by these games comes from addicted adults who want to quickly build their Smurf villages, bakeries, zoos and zombie farms. But there's a loophole in the in-app purchase process that children stick their fingers through.

Usually, the purchases require the owner of the device to enter his or her iTunes password. But there is no password challenge if the owner has entered the password in the last 15 minutes for any reason. That means that if a user enters the password for a purchase or a free app upgrade, then hands the phone or iPad over to a kid, the child will not be stopped by a password prompt.

Capcom and other game publishers have no control over the 15-minute password-free period, which is set by Apple.

Apple defends its system. Spokeswoman Trudy Muller says the password system is adequate and points out that parents can restrict in-app purchases. The parents contacted for the story received refunds from Apple after complaining, and praised the company's responsiveness.

However, there's reason to believe that the password timeout doesn't always work.

Andrew Butterworth of Ontario was well aware of how in-app purchases work and of the password-free period. He was careful to let at least 15 minutes pass after a password entry before letting his 5-year-old son play with his iPod Touch. That didn't help, once he'd loaded "The Smurfs' Village."

"He came to me all proud and said he'd figured out a way to get all these Smurfberries," Butterworth says. "And as soon as I saw the Smurfberries, I knew that he'd purchased them using my credit card. I was amazed that he'd figured out a way to do it, because I was sure that he would have needed my password."

He had last entered his password on the iPod four or five hours earlier, he said. His son's shopping spree cost $140.
Chris Gropp, another Canadian, said he had not entered his iTunes password the same day his son bought $67 in Smurfberries, apparently without being asked for the password.

TeamLava LLC, the publisher of "Bakery Story" and "Farm Story," says the games follow all of Apple's rules and restrictions. In either game, it's possible to buy $99.99 worth of "gems" in one go.

The game publishers and Apple point out that device owners can turn off the option to conduct in-app purchases by going to the Settings app, then hitting the General button, then the Restrictions option. The parents contacted for the story had done so after being alerted to the purchases through their iTunes billing statements.

Apple takes requests for refunds through the computer version of the iTunes program. In the "Store" menu, chose "View my account," then click "Purchase History," then "Report a Problem." Then click on the problem purchase.

Butterworth was pleased with the refund, but still thinks "Smurfs" is a "scam."

"They make it a ridiculously difficult game to play, and you can skip all the difficult parts by spending money," he said. "I believe that they know exactly what's going on."

Quote from: vhinz08 on December 08, 2010, 06:57:41 PM
Merry Christmas to all TB members. 

tnx, vhinz...merry christmas pod nimo

Quote from: ms da binsi on December 08, 2010, 01:06:21 PM

hey pag tumar ra gud ug vit C nga 500 or 1000, pero inom ka tubig sigi, sigi ra ka PISLANGO oi!!! tugnaw naman gid  kaajo! mag walking gani ka keep warm. naay gloves tag dollar ra.

ako ba imong gipunting ani, mdb?

mao nay klase sa X nga mamugos jud...

Quote from: Chongki on December 09, 2010, 12:27:54 AM
mao lagi .... abi nako naay hubo-hubo wa man diay

hahahaha...dili pa ron, chong. inig human nas reclamation project kay naa man juy lugar tukuron ana nga naay hubo-hubo..

sa elementary pa ko...

pasalamat si pare, dili siya ang gitadtad..