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« on: April 12, 2011, 02:43:18 AM »
A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, 'Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, But they only know to say one thing.'

'What do they say?' the priest asked.

They say, 'Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?'

'That's obscene!' the priest exclaimed,

Then he thought for a moment. 'You know,' he said, 'I may have a solution to your problem.  I have two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible... Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Peter. My parrots can teach your parrots to pray and worship, And your parrots are sure to stop saying...  That phrase...  In no time.'

'Thank you,' the woman responded, 'this may very well be the solution.'

The next day, She brought her female parrots to the priest's house....

As he ushered her in, She saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage holding rosary beads and praying...

Impressed, She walked over and placed her parrots in with them. After a few minutes, The female parrots cried out in unison: Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?'

There was stunned silence...

Shocked, One male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and says, 'Put the beads away, Frank,
Our prayers have been answered!

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« Reply #1 on: April 13, 2011, 10:49:56 AM »

Bwahaha! Ok pud diay ang prayer nga nakat-onan sa male parrots! ;D
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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« Reply #2 on: April 18, 2011, 11:40:29 PM »

sayon ra ni tingali dunggon kay daghang available hahahahaha

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« Reply #3 on: April 19, 2011, 05:51:28 AM »


He he, angay bitaw tinguhaon ang dili kaayo lisod abton. Matod pang Bay Bugsay, huwag kang mangarap ng imposible...

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« Reply #4 on: April 19, 2011, 08:24:11 AM »

mao nay giingon ni lolo nga "be realistik!"  ;)

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« Reply #5 on: April 19, 2011, 08:37:05 AM »



Parehas diay pud sa tugon sa akong apohan: "Ayaw pangitag lisod. Ayaw nag budlaybudlay og sum-ok sa ubang dapit kon ang imong gipangita naa ra sa imong kasilinganan." ;D

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« Reply #6 on: April 19, 2011, 08:40:16 AM »
ug tungod kay usa man ka ka sulundong apo, gitoman jud nimo kini, bay hubs, na?  ;)

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« Reply #7 on: April 19, 2011, 08:42:06 AM »
and so the parrots have been saved!!! hehehehehe
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« Reply #8 on: April 19, 2011, 08:46:01 AM »

...and they lived happily ever after! ;D

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« Reply #9 on: April 19, 2011, 11:24:46 AM »

then, they "rose" again... ;D ;D ;D

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« Reply #10 on: April 19, 2011, 11:54:59 AM »


...until they were "sore"... ;D

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« Reply #11 on: April 20, 2011, 11:41:15 AM »

and "rose" they became due to the "sore"... ;D

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« Reply #12 on: April 20, 2011, 11:50:23 AM »

...all because of "Eros"...

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« Reply #13 on: April 20, 2011, 12:35:35 PM »

"Eros" the god of sexual love and beauty... so they have been praying for god Eros all this time... ;D ;D ;D

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« Reply #14 on: April 20, 2011, 12:43:54 PM »


Bug-at sa akong buot, apan tungod lagi kay sulondon ta...



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