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« Reply #80 on: May 21, 2011, 09:16:42 AM »

Only true love can turn a frog into a pig...

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« Reply #81 on: May 21, 2011, 09:18:02 AM »
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« Reply #82 on: May 21, 2011, 09:27:12 AM »

Masamtan diay ang red lips...

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« Reply #83 on: May 21, 2011, 09:28:30 AM »
..sawiti daw ingon Chris hihihi

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« Reply #84 on: May 21, 2011, 09:56:47 AM »

Aw, he he, achuete diay buot ipasabot? Nah, matakdan jud unya sa kapuwa ang mata nga nisulimbad sa tigi sa tinutokay! ;D

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« Reply #85 on: May 21, 2011, 09:25:11 PM »

Time is a great healer, but a terrible beautician.  :P

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« Reply #86 on: May 22, 2011, 03:41:23 AM »
Ungad >is the best exercise..?

Kinsay author ani? Taga TB?  ;D



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« Reply #87 on: May 22, 2011, 05:19:54 AM »

Klaro nga ang author tig-ungad o kaha tigpaungad... ;D

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« Reply #88 on: May 22, 2011, 01:27:37 PM »

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like clearing the driveway before it has stopped snowing. :P

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« Reply #89 on: May 23, 2011, 05:39:19 PM »

Polynesia - memory loss in parrots. ;D

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« Reply #90 on: May 23, 2011, 06:09:06 PM »

What signifies knowing the names, if you know not the nature of things.

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« Reply #91 on: May 23, 2011, 06:10:11 PM »

To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals.

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« Reply #92 on: May 25, 2011, 09:38:24 PM »

To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals.

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Pwede tingbon? ;D

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« Reply #93 on: May 25, 2011, 09:39:02 PM »

I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative.  :P

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« Reply #94 on: May 26, 2011, 08:16:42 AM »
Kinsay author ani? Taga TB?  ;D



..taga Cainggit tali..? ^_^  kumakaon ug kuja..:-)

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« Reply #95 on: May 26, 2011, 08:24:51 AM »
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

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mahog sa lim-aw kon ala bbmamon..?

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« Reply #96 on: May 26, 2011, 11:06:49 AM »

mahog sa lim-aw kon ala bbmamon..?

Delikado kon mahog sa mahog milat... ;D

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« Reply #97 on: May 27, 2011, 06:32:19 PM »

I think sex is better than logic, but I can't prove it.  ;D

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« Reply #98 on: May 28, 2011, 08:48:32 PM »

The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.  :)

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« Reply #100 on: May 30, 2011, 08:55:41 AM »

When I want your opinion, I'll remove the duct tape. ;D

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Naay uban, bisan first impression lang... ;D

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« Reply #105 on: June 04, 2011, 04:33:11 PM »
Time is just nature's way to keep everything from happening at once.  :P

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« Reply #106 on: June 06, 2011, 07:51:11 PM »
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.  ;D

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« Reply #109 on: June 08, 2011, 05:05:36 PM »
Life's hard. It's harder when you're stupid.  :P

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« Reply #110 on: June 09, 2011, 09:00:38 AM »
Life's hard. It's harder when you're stupid.  :P

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« Reply #111 on: June 09, 2011, 09:02:53 AM »
“Stupid is as stupid does.”  (Forrest Gump)  ;D


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It's too bad that stupidity isn't painful. --Anton LaVey
 


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« Reply #114 on: June 11, 2011, 01:00:46 PM »
99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name. ;D

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« Reply #116 on: June 13, 2011, 08:34:45 PM »
All my life I give you nothing and still you want more.   :-\

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« Reply #117 on: June 14, 2011, 06:25:07 PM »
He got lost in thought, and it was unfamiliar territory.  ;D

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« Reply #119 on: June 25, 2011, 09:13:45 AM »
You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.  :P

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