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« on: February 26, 2011, 08:19:01 AM »
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

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« Reply #1 on: February 27, 2011, 10:32:01 AM »
I thought my attitude was bad, until I smelled your breath!


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« Reply #2 on: March 02, 2011, 12:18:02 PM »
And if I was getting smart with you, how would you know?


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« Reply #3 on: March 03, 2011, 05:23:08 PM »
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

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« Reply #4 on: March 05, 2011, 03:23:55 PM »
Your village just called... they want their idiot back!


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« Reply #5 on: March 06, 2011, 02:04:03 PM »
I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila.

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« Reply #6 on: March 07, 2011, 12:52:22 PM »
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!

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« Reply #7 on: March 08, 2011, 03:12:08 PM »
A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but as a group decides that nothing can be done.

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« Reply #8 on: March 10, 2011, 05:54:40 AM »
I'm not handicapped, I'm just LAZY!

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« Reply #9 on: March 11, 2011, 12:42:43 PM »
There is a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it's not a train.

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« Reply #10 on: March 14, 2011, 08:00:35 PM »
Crowded elevators smell different to midgets. ;D



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« Reply #11 on: March 15, 2011, 12:45:58 PM »
A girl phoned me and said...Come on over there's nobody home. I went over... Nobody was home!   ;D



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« Reply #12 on: March 17, 2011, 05:12:51 PM »
There are two rules for success: 1.) Don't tell all you know.  8)

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« Reply #13 on: March 18, 2011, 10:49:24 AM »
Do ten millipedes equal one centipede?  ::) 

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« Reply #14 on: March 19, 2011, 07:44:33 AM »
Never go to bed angry, stay awake and plot your revenge.  :-\ 

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« Reply #15 on: March 20, 2011, 09:28:18 AM »
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered drawer.  ;D



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« Reply #16 on: March 21, 2011, 10:58:10 AM »
Treat each day as your last; one day you will be right.  :P



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« Reply #17 on: March 22, 2011, 05:43:27 PM »
Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun. ;D



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« Reply #18 on: March 23, 2011, 11:08:25 AM »
If you can't convince them, confuse them.


He he, naay ingon ani ang tactic... ;D



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« Reply #19 on: March 24, 2011, 09:22:50 PM »
Hard work pays off in the future, but laziness pays off now. :P



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« Reply #20 on: March 26, 2011, 02:42:31 PM »
An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.  :P

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« Reply #21 on: March 29, 2011, 11:37:36 AM »
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said "Implants?"  ;D

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« Reply #22 on: March 30, 2011, 12:06:11 PM »
Imitation is not the sincerest form of flattery. Stalking is. ;D

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« Reply #23 on: March 31, 2011, 03:24:01 PM »
A husband was asked: Do you talk to wife after sex?
His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone.

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« Reply #24 on: April 01, 2011, 10:53:23 AM »
Am I ambivalent? Well, yes and no.  ;D

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« Reply #25 on: April 03, 2011, 03:26:43 PM »

I have not yet begun to procrastinate. :P

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« Reply #26 on: April 04, 2011, 04:33:02 PM »

If your feet smell and your nose runs, you're built upside down. ;D

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« Reply #27 on: April 06, 2011, 05:37:40 PM »

I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac. ;D

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« Reply #28 on: April 07, 2011, 10:46:20 AM »

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.  ;D

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« Reply #29 on: April 08, 2011, 05:29:32 PM »

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.  ;D

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« Reply #30 on: April 09, 2011, 04:59:37 PM »

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. :P

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« Reply #31 on: April 10, 2011, 01:04:34 PM »

Help Wanted: Telepath; you know where to apply.  ;D

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« Reply #32 on: April 13, 2011, 10:48:27 AM »

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.  ;D

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« Reply #33 on: April 14, 2011, 06:28:26 PM »

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. 8)

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« Reply #34 on: April 14, 2011, 08:37:23 PM »
Frankly,My dear,I don't give a damn... ::)

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He who laughs last thinks slowest.

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« Reply #39 on: April 15, 2011, 11:29:33 PM »

Ham and Eggs - A day's work for a chicken; a lifetime commitment for a pig. ;D

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*Teaching others teacheth yourself*

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A closed mouth gathers no foot.  ;D

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Blessed is the person who is too busy to worry in the daytime and too sleepy to worry at night.  ::)

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I got some new underwear yesterday. Well, it was new to me.  ;D

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I wouldn't touch the metric system with a 3.048m pole! ;D

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Most nudists are people you don't want to see naked.  :P

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Never test the depth of the water with both feet.  :)

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Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me alone.  :P ;D

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We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.  :P

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Under my gruff exterior lies an even gruffer interior. :P

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The statement following is true. The statement prior is false. ???

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Be nice to your kids: they'll choose your nursing home. :P

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If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again; it was probably worth it. ;D

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Scientists say 1 out of every 4 people are crazy. Check 3 friends, if they are OK, you're it. ;D

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A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance. ;D




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A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance. ;D




daoy na revised man lagi na? di diay begin with a single patid ? ^_^

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Single lukso tingali--para sa mga you-know-what...

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single sikdol ra gani na ..hagba na?

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To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.  ;D

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A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.   :-\

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If a man stands in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?  ;D

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For sale: parachute, only used once, never opened, small stain.  :P

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If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. ;D

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I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.  :P

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A fool and his money can throw one hell of a party.  ;D

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Beware of the toes you step on today.

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They could be attached to the ass you may have to kiss tomorrow.

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All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.  ;D

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Hahahahaha. ;D

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Basin ang period kay bowbow, nasangit sa tunlan... ;D

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Chastity is curable, if detected early.  ;D


Kon di matambalan dayon, bisag ipamugos pa, lisod na...  :-X

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Basin ang period kay bowbow, nasangit sa tunlan... ;D

..outsch very bold ka opaw..! peace hihhihi

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Only a true friend, can see the real pain behind a fake smile.

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Only true love can turn a frog into a pig...

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Ungad >is the best exercise..?

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Masamtan diay ang red lips...

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« Reply #83 on: May 21, 2011, 09:28:30 AM »
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« Reply #84 on: May 21, 2011, 09:56:47 AM »

Aw, he he, achuete diay buot ipasabot? Nah, matakdan jud unya sa kapuwa ang mata nga nisulimbad sa tigi sa tinutokay! ;D

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« Reply #85 on: May 21, 2011, 09:25:11 PM »

Time is a great healer, but a terrible beautician.  :P

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« Reply #86 on: May 22, 2011, 03:41:23 AM »
Ungad >is the best exercise..?

Kinsay author ani? Taga TB?  ;D



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« Reply #87 on: May 22, 2011, 05:19:54 AM »

Klaro nga ang author tig-ungad o kaha tigpaungad... ;D

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« Reply #88 on: May 22, 2011, 01:27:37 PM »

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like clearing the driveway before it has stopped snowing. :P

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« Reply #89 on: May 23, 2011, 05:39:19 PM »

Polynesia - memory loss in parrots. ;D

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« Reply #90 on: May 23, 2011, 06:09:06 PM »

What signifies knowing the names, if you know not the nature of things.

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« Reply #91 on: May 23, 2011, 06:10:11 PM »

To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals.

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« Reply #92 on: May 25, 2011, 09:38:24 PM »

To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals.

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Pwede tingbon? ;D

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« Reply #93 on: May 25, 2011, 09:39:02 PM »

I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative.  :P

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« Reply #94 on: May 26, 2011, 08:16:42 AM »
Kinsay author ani? Taga TB?  ;D



..taga Cainggit tali..? ^_^  kumakaon ug kuja..:-)

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« Reply #95 on: May 26, 2011, 08:24:51 AM »
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

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mahog sa lim-aw kon ala bbmamon..?

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« Reply #96 on: May 26, 2011, 11:06:49 AM »

mahog sa lim-aw kon ala bbmamon..?

Delikado kon mahog sa mahog milat... ;D

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« Reply #97 on: May 27, 2011, 06:32:19 PM »

I think sex is better than logic, but I can't prove it.  ;D

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« Reply #98 on: May 28, 2011, 08:48:32 PM »

The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.  :)

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