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hubag bohol
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Reply #100 on:
May 30, 2011, 08:55:41 AM »
When I want your opinion, I'll remove the duct tape.
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hubag bohol
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Re: One-Liners
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May 30, 2011, 12:35:00 PM »
Bwahaha!
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hubag bohol
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May 31, 2011, 07:52:43 PM »
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hubag bohol
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Re: One-Liners
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Reply #103 on:
June 01, 2011, 03:16:15 PM »
Naay uban, bisan first impression lang...
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hubag bohol
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Re: One-Liners
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June 02, 2011, 07:43:00 PM »
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hubag bohol
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Re: One-Liners
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Reply #105 on:
June 04, 2011, 04:33:11 PM »
Time is just nature's way to keep everything from happening at once.
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hubag bohol
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Re: One-Liners
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Reply #106 on:
June 06, 2011, 07:51:11 PM »
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
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hubag bohol
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Re: One-Liners
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June 07, 2011, 12:00:13 PM »
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hubag bohol
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Re: One-Liners
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June 07, 2011, 06:19:56 PM »
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hubag bohol
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Re: One-Liners
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Reply #109 on:
June 08, 2011, 05:05:36 PM »
Life's hard. It's harder when you're stupid.
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chicogon
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Re: One-Liners
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Reply #110 on:
June 09, 2011, 09:00:38 AM »
Life's hard. It's harder when you're stupid.
Cest la vie!
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Reply #111 on:
June 09, 2011, 09:02:53 AM »
“Stupid is as stupid does.†(Forrest Gump)
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hubag bohol
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Re: One-Liners
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Reply #112 on:
June 09, 2011, 02:25:34 PM »
It's too bad that stupidity isn't painful. --Anton LaVey
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hubag bohol
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"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool...
Re: One-Liners
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Reply #113 on:
June 09, 2011, 02:32:28 PM »
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hubag bohol
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"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool...
Re: One-Liners
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Reply #114 on:
June 11, 2011, 01:00:46 PM »
99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
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hubag bohol
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"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool...
Re: One-Liners
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Reply #115 on:
June 12, 2011, 03:43:15 PM »
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hubag bohol
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Re: One-Liners
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Reply #116 on:
June 13, 2011, 08:34:45 PM »
All my life I give you nothing and still you want more.
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hubag bohol
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Re: One-Liners
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Reply #117 on:
June 14, 2011, 06:25:07 PM »
He got lost in thought, and it was unfamiliar territory.
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hubag bohol
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Re: One-Liners
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Reply #118 on:
June 17, 2011, 04:24:06 PM »
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hubag bohol
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Re: One-Liners
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Reply #119 on:
June 25, 2011, 09:13:45 AM »
You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
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chicogon
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Re: One-Liners
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Reply #120 on:
June 25, 2011, 07:49:05 PM »
You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
You have the right to be left alone bwahahaha!!!
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hubag bohol
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Re: One-Liners
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Reply #121 on:
June 25, 2011, 07:54:32 PM »
You have the right to be left alone bwahahaha!!!
"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either - for God's sake just leave me the hell alone!"
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hubag bohol
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Re: One-Liners
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Reply #122 on:
June 28, 2011, 05:14:43 PM »
...sama sa panahon nga atong gigahin diris TB...
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hubag bohol
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Re: One-Liners
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Reply #123 on:
July 02, 2011, 09:28:46 PM »
Two can live as cheaply as one—for half as long.
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hubag bohol
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Reply #124 on:
July 08, 2011, 07:39:08 PM »
Ever since I saw you in your family tree I've wanted to cut it down.
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hubag bohol
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Reply #125 on:
July 19, 2011, 08:41:36 PM »
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
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hubag bohol
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Reply #126 on:
September 07, 2011, 05:25:50 PM »
I say no to drugs, but they don’t listen.
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September 09, 2011, 04:21:35 PM »
If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?
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hubag bohol
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Reply #128 on:
November 12, 2011, 02:10:48 PM »
He he...
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November 20, 2011, 09:35:19 PM »
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