Author Topic: One-Liners (Read 11493 times)

Kerstin · « **Reply #40 on:** April 16, 2011, 04:12:04 AM »

*Teaching others teacheth yourself*

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Kerstin · « **Reply #41 on:** April 16, 2011, 04:13:39 AM »

Out of a dogâ€™s mouth will never come ivory tusks.

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hubag bohol · « **Reply #42 on:** April 16, 2011, 11:05:28 AM »

A closed mouth gathers no foot.

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hubag bohol · « **Reply #43 on:** April 17, 2011, 01:06:17 PM »

Blessed is the person who is too busy to worry in the daytime and too sleepy to worry at night.

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hubag bohol · « **Reply #44 on:** April 19, 2011, 12:28:56 PM »

I got some new underwear yesterday. Well, it was new to me.

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hubag bohol · « **Reply #45 on:** April 20, 2011, 04:22:29 PM »

I wouldn't touch the metric system with a 3.048m pole!

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hubag bohol · « **Reply #46 on:** April 21, 2011, 01:48:05 PM »

Most nudists are people you don't want to see naked.

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hubag bohol · « **Reply #47 on:** April 22, 2011, 04:21:02 PM »

Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

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hubag bohol · « **Reply #48 on:** April 23, 2011, 11:52:37 AM »

Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me alone.

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hubag bohol · « **Reply #49 on:** April 24, 2011, 05:59:26 PM »

We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.

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hubag bohol · « **Reply #50 on:** April 25, 2011, 05:35:10 PM »

Under my gruff exterior lies an even gruffer interior.

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hubag bohol · « **Reply #51 on:** April 27, 2011, 04:52:24 PM »

The statement following is true. The statement prior is false.

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hubag bohol · « **Reply #52 on:** April 28, 2011, 05:08:23 PM »

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hubag bohol · « **Reply #53 on:** May 01, 2011, 06:04:06 PM »

Be nice to your kids: they'll choose your nursing home.

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hubag bohol · « **Reply #54 on:** May 02, 2011, 07:37:51 PM »

If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again; it was probably worth it.

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hubag bohol · « **Reply #55 on:** May 03, 2011, 02:56:18 PM »

Scientists say 1 out of every 4 people are crazy. Check 3 friends, if they are OK, you're it.

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hubag bohol · « **Reply #56 on:** May 04, 2011, 11:00:59 AM »

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.

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hubag bohol · « **Reply #57 on:** May 04, 2011, 08:35:41 PM »

$:-\$

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Kerstin · « **Reply #58 on:** May 05, 2011, 01:39:03 AM »

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.

daoy na revised man lagi na? di diay begin with a single patid ? ^_^

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hubag bohol · « **Reply #59 on:** May 05, 2011, 03:07:39 PM »

Single lukso tingali--para sa mga you-know-what...

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Kerstin · « **Reply #60 on:** May 05, 2011, 04:21:38 PM »

single sikdol ra gani na ..hagba na?

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hubag bohol · « **Reply #61 on:** May 05, 2011, 04:51:43 PM »

Hmm, nasikdolan ang wa-it?

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hubag bohol · « **Reply #62 on:** May 06, 2011, 05:56:50 PM »

To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.

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hubag bohol · « **Reply #63 on:** May 08, 2011, 07:50:14 PM »

A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. $:-\$

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hubag bohol · « **Reply #64 on:** May 09, 2011, 04:26:36 PM »

If a man stands in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

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hubag bohol · « **Reply #65 on:** May 11, 2011, 12:39:58 PM »

For sale: parachute, only used once, never opened, small stain.

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hubag bohol · « **Reply #66 on:** May 12, 2011, 10:52:14 PM »

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

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hubag bohol · « **Reply #67 on:** May 13, 2011, 09:42:11 PM »

I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

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hubag bohol · « **Reply #68 on:** May 14, 2011, 10:01:41 AM »

A fool and his money can throw one hell of a party.

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Kerstin · « **Reply #69 on:** May 15, 2011, 07:41:10 AM »

Beware of the toes you step on today.

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Kerstin · « **Reply #70 on:** May 15, 2011, 07:42:23 AM »

They could be attached to the ass you may have to kiss tomorrow.

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hubag bohol · « **Reply #71 on:** May 17, 2011, 10:01:55 AM »

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hubag bohol · « **Reply #72 on:** May 18, 2011, 09:04:16 PM »

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hubag bohol · « **Reply #73 on:** May 19, 2011, 11:48:38 AM »

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

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taga tigbao · « **Reply #74 on:** May 19, 2011, 04:15:20 PM »

Hahahahaha.

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Kerstin · « **Reply #75 on:** May 19, 2011, 08:26:29 PM »

Hahahahaha.

Mikatawa ay..naka relate galing..? itschie bitschie..

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hubag bohol · « **Reply #76 on:** May 19, 2011, 08:51:14 PM »

Basin ang period kay bowbow, nasangit sa tunlan...

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hubag bohol · « **Reply #77 on:** May 20, 2011, 08:05:48 PM »

Chastity is curable, if detected early.

Kon di matambalan dayon, bisag ipamugos pa, lisod na...

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Kerstin · « **Reply #78 on:** May 21, 2011, 08:51:03 AM »

Basin ang period kay bowbow, nasangit sa tunlan...

..outsch very bold ka opaw..! peace hihhihi

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Kerstin · « **Reply #79 on:** May 21, 2011, 08:56:30 AM »

Only a true friend, can see the real pain behind a fake smile.

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