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Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent and the
last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get
even a drop of paint on their habits.
After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to
lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint naked. 
In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door. 
"Who is it ?" calls one of the nuns.
"Blind man", replies a voice from the other side of the door. 

The two nuns look at each other and shrug, both deciding
that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room,
they open the door.

 "Nice boobs," says the man, "Where do you want the blinds ?"




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Whahaha.Hik Hik..

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A Blonde is  on the bus when she suddenly realizes .. she needs to fart.

The music is really loud, so she times her farts with the beat.  After a couple of songs, she starts to feel better as she approaches her stop.
 
As she was leaving the bus, people are really staring her down, and that's when she remembers: she's been listening to her ipod.

             

Katawa pud mo uy.  Ang dili mo katawa kay section D.  hehe


 


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Ego na lang ko mokatawa...ha,,,,,ha...........ha. ... he,,,he,,,he...........

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Whahaha.

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hehehehhe lagpot man akong laway ari.

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nyahahahahahaha...

bai Bedz, tlagsa na man tawn ka moduaw ngari...asa man diay ka cgeg golf....may pa ka cgeg exercise og golf, ako tawn hangtod lng sa gulp, gulp   aw panagsa line dancing sab diay  

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Itampo pud nako ning gi-forward lang sa ako. No offense to YAYAs kay ako, nagYAYO man pud ko sa una sa akong mga anak:

1.    Yaya buys food at McDo.
Crew: “Dito niyo na po ba kakainin?”
Yaya: “Puwede sa table?”
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2. Kid: “Yaya look, boats!”
Yaya: “Dows are not boats, dey’re yachts.”
Kid: “Yaya, spell yachts?”
Yaya: “Yor rayt, dey are boats.”
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3. Woman carrying sick baby enters doctor’s office.
Doc: “Bottlefed?”
Woman: “Brea - stfed po.”
(Doctors squeezes woman’s breasts repeatedly)
Doc: “Ayan ang problema, wala kang gatas, eh.”
Woman: “Yaya lang po ako doc! Yaya!”
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4. The eggs that yaya bought turned out to be rotten.
She stormed back to the grocery and told the vendor:
“Manong, ang baho ng itlog niyo!”
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5. My mom asked our yaya to buy Inquirer and Star.
Our yaya came back and said: “Ma’am, wala pong Inquirer
kaya bumili nalang po ako ng dalawang Star!”
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6. Yaya: “Huhuhu…”
Ate: “O, bakit ka umiiyak?”
Yaya: “Kasi ate ang dami kong pimples!”
Ate: “Eh bakit ka ba tinitighiyawat?”
Yaya: “Kasi po di ako makatulog sa gabi.”
Ate: “O, bakit ka di makatulog?”
Yaya: “Kasi po may pinoproblema ako…”
Ate: “Ano naman ang pinoproblema mo?”
Yaya: “Kasi ate ang dami kong pimples!”
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7. (Earlier) Mom: “Yaya, lagay mo yung pesto sa ref!”
(Later) Son: “Yaya, nakita mo PS2 ko?”
Yaya: “Nasa ref, pinalagay ng mama mo!”
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8. Just now my maid burned a hole in my uniform.
I angrily asked her, “Paano mo naman nasunog to?”
She answered: “Secret!”
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9. After watching a movie, our yaya blurted out :
“Ang pangit naman, happy ending!”
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10. Sir: “Yaya, gawa mo ko ng kape. Yung decaf ha!”
Yaya: “Siyempre naman, alangan namang de-baso!”
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11. Mom: “Yaya, magluto ka na pag-alis ko ha!”
Yaya: “Ano po lulutuin ko?”
Mom: “It’s up to you.”
(During dinner) Mom: “Yaya, bakit ketsup at tuyo ang ulam?”
Yaya: “Diba nung tinanong ko kayo kung anong lulutuin ko,
sabi niyo, ‘kitsup tuyo’!”
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12. Our neighbor’s yaya: “Junjun, chew your mouth!”
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13. Our yaya sa sari-sari store: “Miss isang Coke in can
at isang Sprite na Coke in can…”
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14. SIR: “Inday, si sir mo to, nabangga kotse ko & I need cash!”
INDAY: “Aru, dugo-dugo gang ka no?”
SIR: “Gaga! Si sir mo talaga to!”
INDAY: “Gago ka rin! Si sir ang tawag sa kin…kapkeyk…”
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15. I once asked my yaya where the Netherlands is located.
She answered: “Diba dun nakatira si Peter Pan?”
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16. “O yaya, bakit ka umiiyak?”
Yaya: “Ati, sabi kasi ng duktor, tatanggalan ako ng butlig!”
Ate: “Eh yun lang pala eh! Bakit ka umiiyak?”
Yaya: “Buti kung one lig lang, eh kung butlig, wala na kong ligs!”
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17. We saw our yaya staring intently at the orange juice bottle.
Sabi namin: “Yaya, anong ginagawa mo?”
Yaya: “Shhh! Nakalagay sa bote, ‘concentrate’…”
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18. Neighbor’s yaya telling her ward to climb down the stairs:
“Down to earth! Down to earth!”
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19. My mom was going to buy our yaya a transistor radio.
Before my mom left the house, our yaya said,
“Ma’am, ang kunin niyo yung Ilokano ang salita ha!”
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20. We paid for the tuition fee of our yaya’s son.
So one day I was reviewing him: “The Earth is the 3rd planet from the sun.
Ano ang katabi ng Mercury?” His mom, our yaya, answered:
“Parang Watson’s yata…”
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21. Sir: “Yaya, natanggal mo yung mantsa sa barong ko?”
Yaya: “Opo! Tanggal na tanggal!”
Sir: “Good! Anong pinang-tanggal mo?”
Yaya: “Gunting, kuya! Gunting!”
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22. Yaya to tricycle driver: “Magkano sa City Hall?”
Driver: “Ikaw lang?” Yaya: “Ay bakit, hindi ka sasama?”
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23. (Si Kuya pumasok sa kuwarto ni Yaya)
Kuya: “Yaya…”
Yaya: “Koya, wag po! Wag Pooooo!”
Kuya: “Gaga! Uutusan lang kita!”
Yaya: “Si Koya naman…nagsa-suggest lang…”
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24. Kid: “Yaya, spell orange?”
Yaya: “Depende. Yung kulay o yung prutas?”
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25. Midget Yaya who was newly hired:
“Suwerte po kayo, ako ang napili niyo.
At least kung maibagsak ko si baby, mababa lang!”
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26. Yaya to my brother: “Nag tothbrush ka na ng ipin?”
Bro: “Siyempre, alangan namang mag toothbrush ako ng kilikili!”
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27. (after being scolded for breaking her promises):
“Ma’am, hindi na po ako mangangako ulit…promise!”
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28. We had a yaya who claimed she was being courted by a kapre
in her province and wanted to take her to his kingdom.
Her reason for turning down the offer to be his queen?
“Kapre yun ma’am, malaki ang kwan nun! Wag na uy!”
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29. AMO: “Bakit namatay ang aso?”
MAID: “Pinaliguan ko po ng laundry soap.”
AMO: “Nakamamatay ba yun?”
MAID: “Ewan ko nga po eh, pag-off ko ng washing machine patay na.”
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30. Yaya picking up the phone saying: “ Hilo ?”
We noticed that she was holding the handset ng baligtad.
We told her, “Yaya, baliktad!”
Then Yaya said: “Lohi?”
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31. Amo: Yaya use COOLING PLACE in a sentence.   
Yaya: Sir! viry easy! iksample nagring yung phone,
(ring, ring, ring,) Yaya answered, " HILO , WHO'S COOLING PLACE?"


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ha..ha......ha.....ha...... ha..    katawa sa kalipay


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Sir, mas maajo pay tangtangon ang nawong nga nagtabon sa orig nga face kay mas tsada tan-awon.

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Bai Jams,

Daghan man local players nato pero murag mao ni mga top players:

1.  Frankie Minoza  - japan, asia and european tour player
2.  Angelo Que       - asia and european tour player.  the only filipino to participate in the last US Open last June.
3.  Juvic Pagunsan - asian tour
     Tony Lascuna   - asian tour
     Mars Pucay       - asian tour
     Elmer Salvador -  Ni champion ra gyud imong paisano sa Sherwood Hills Cavite gahapon. Congrats Elmer !!!
     Temio Murakami - asian tour
     Danny Zarate  (comeback)
     Jerome Deliarte - asian tour
     Ferdie Aunzo
     Richard Sinfuego
     Cassius Casas
     Rey Pagunsan
     Sangil
     etc.
4.  Jamo2x   
5.  Bedo               

Ako neng walay laing pinaka maot diri during the invitational professional-amateur tournament last July 8-10 with returning veteran pro Danny Zarate.  Naka apil lang ko ane kay na invite unya libre tanan pakals breakfast & lunch, giveaways, umbrellas & caddie/cart fee.  Dili ko gadula ug dili libre. Salamat ni Don Pocholo Razon sa ICTSI.   



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So naa ka karon sa FL bai Jam? Pagka hayahay ba nimo sige man lang kag suroy. hehe. 
Bala bala sa ko trabajo diri manila para naay pang gulf gulp.  Sige bagjo diri karon.  Balik ko CDO pag makatulis ko diri.    



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next two weeks pa...starting this Sat, piskot cge nag golf ang nauna didto, 5 mi kabook...nag driving range lng ko dri waaaaaaaahhhehehe makantyawn na sab ko anih, pildi man ahahahaha, ge lng sadya btaw. 



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Mangatawa sa ta. True episode ni sa TV.

"Sis" is a talk show here in RP with Gelli and Janice de Belen as hosts. Guest of the day was a  controversial starlet named Marian Rivera, ka-love team of an actor named Dingdong Dantes.

Gelli: "How do you find Dingdong, Marian?"
Marian: Nakita ko siya kanina sa lobby.

Ug miyuhom na lang si Gelli. 

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marian is all beauty but no brains and all the people is philippines showbiz world know it.
she's like an elephant with a monkey brain. sorry marian fans but that's the truth. we all know that reality hurts.  im a fan of her though.

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Hala noh!

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simple question, simple answer.

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ahehehe managna na diay ka dabs...fiesta na sab ni...
golf or tennis in da morning,

swimming, fishing/crabbing afternoon,

videoke, line dancing, party every night, at dfiferent host/house every night... 
as one of my friends wud say, 'this is life, ahhhhhhhh dabest!'



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hala mahilig sad ka ug line dancing Jams? naay line dancing diri gikabuangan sa mga puti, kadtong SHUFFLE nindot baja...taym akong pangitaon..


ah dia ra:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1M9ELEp9ILA

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