THE PERFECT HUSBAND
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: “Helloâ€
WOMAN: “Hi Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?â€
MAN: “Yes.â€
WOMAN: “I’m at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only $2,000; is it OK if I buy it?â€
MAN: “Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.â€
WOMAN: “I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked.â€
MAN: “How much?â€
WOMAN: “$90,000.â€
MAN: “OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.â€
WOMAN: “Great! Oh, and one more thing… I was just talking to Janie and found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking $980,000 for it.â€
MAN: “Well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000. They’ll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand if it’s what you really want.â€
WOMAN: “OK. I’ll see you later! I love you so much!â€
MAN: “Bye! I love you, too.â€
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open.
He turns and asks, “Anyone know who’s phone this is?â€
Lesson: ayaw pataka ug bilin sa inyong mobile phone... I feel sorry for the phone owner hehehehe
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