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« on: October 02, 2012, 12:48:11 PM »
To bhol ... gin unsa man gid na nimo pag pangsugot sang imon nga asawa ... gwapa man gid na kaayo bai Bugs?

Bugsay: Ginationan lang nakon sang kutsilyo To Bhol, ug akon gina ingnan. Pagpili, kining kutsilyo nga maoy motapos sang imon nga kinabuhi o, kining ako ... sang maoy mosap-ong sang imong ihi..haw ya....tsing..

Hubag: Butangiiiiiiiiiiii........!!!!!!!!

wahahahahah...:D ;D

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« Reply #1 on: October 02, 2012, 01:16:52 PM »
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« Reply #2 on: October 02, 2012, 01:21:19 PM »
weehh?!?!?!  ;D ;D

fwede maulaw gid ya.. :D :D

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« Reply #3 on: October 02, 2012, 01:22:40 PM »
Bwahaha! Bantay lang kas bawos ni Bugsay, Bay Piks! ;D

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« Reply #4 on: October 02, 2012, 01:29:56 PM »
Bwahaha! Bantay lang kas bawos ni Bugsay, Bay Piks! ;D

hahah.. maulagi baliktad man ang pagka butang si bai bugs manta to ang mangutana..hhehe ;D

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« Reply #5 on: October 02, 2012, 04:36:53 PM »
hahah.. maulagi baliktad man ang pagka butang si bai bugs manta to ang mangutana..hhehe ;D

ayg kabalaka bai piks kay nakabentaha ta sa maong sugilanon... ;D

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« Reply #6 on: October 02, 2012, 05:27:12 PM »
Ang Doktor ug ang Sexy: :D

SEXY:
Doc
init
akong lubot,

DR:
butangan
nato ug thermometer,

SEXY:
maulaw
ko
Doc,

DR:
E-Off
nako ang
suga,

SEXY:
Doc
dili mana
lubot!

DR:
Sige lang,
dili man sad ni thermometer..

unswaaa...

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« Reply #7 on: October 02, 2012, 05:39:56 PM »
Ang Doktor ug ang Sexy: :D

SEXY:
Doc
init
akong lubot,

DR:
butangan
nato ug thermometer,

SEXY:
maulaw
ko
Doc,

DR:
E-Off
nako ang
suga,

SEXY:
Doc
dili mana
lubot!

DR:
Sige lang,
dili man sad ni thermometer..



padayon....

SEXY:
sigi doc padayona
imong gibati

DOC.
may ara man na tibogol..

SEXY:
itlog ko na kana doc..


DOC:
unswaaa...




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« Reply #8 on: October 02, 2012, 05:43:24 PM »
Bwahaha! Yataps kang doktora ka! (Moot pood) ;D

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« Reply #10 on: October 02, 2012, 07:06:39 PM »
tago na lang mo daan.  ugma, cybercrime na ning inyong estorya. ;D

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« Reply #11 on: October 02, 2012, 07:19:13 PM »
tago na lang mo daan.  ugma, cybercrime na ning inyong estorya. ;D

ano gid ya nang  sayberkraym daw otobot gid na yah.

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« Reply #12 on: October 02, 2012, 07:43:27 PM »
otobot?  ano gid ya?  pasabta ko bi.

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« Reply #13 on: October 02, 2012, 09:41:38 PM »
otobot?  ano gid ya?  pasabta ko bi.

otobot daw trangspormir madam...  oposit sang disiktikong

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« Reply #14 on: October 03, 2012, 10:52:35 AM »
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« Reply #15 on: October 03, 2012, 11:49:54 AM »
gross.  you have a funny way of introducing yourself, bai hubs. ;D

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« Reply #16 on: October 03, 2012, 12:43:25 PM »
Magpatuli Na!

Dodong T: Nay, bakasyon naman. Magpatuli ko Nay kay free man sa aton nga barangay health center.

Nanay I: Hulaton mo si Tatay dong aron mag-uban mo.

Dodong T: Kita lang Nay......

Nanay I: Dili....,kamo sang mag-uban aron magdungan mo ug patuli sa imon nga Tatay.

Wahah..Piskot....! :D :D

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« Reply #17 on: October 03, 2012, 09:02:22 PM »




Kini maoy gitik-gitik to the max... ;D

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« Reply #18 on: October 03, 2012, 10:05:35 PM »
Mga toto kag nene ayaw gid kamo ka akig sang ako ha!  ganito lang gid si toto mag hambal sang inyo website sang bohol. buligi lang gid ko ninyo way gid man sang amon ini sang Iloilo. Pasensyahe lang gid ko ninyo te nami nami man gid din i sang tb.

Halong, salmat.

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« Reply #19 on: October 03, 2012, 10:08:32 PM »
Magpatuli Na!

Dodong T: Nay, bakasyon naman. Magpatuli ko Nay kay free man sa aton nga barangay health center.

Nanay I: Hulaton mo si Tatay dong aron mag-uban mo.

Dodong T: Kita lang Nay......

Nanay I: Dili....,kamo sang mag-uban aron magdungan mo ug patuli sa imon nga Tatay.

Wahah..Piskot....! :D :D


si to bol gani ang papa ini?.... ;D

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« Reply #20 on: October 06, 2012, 05:24:19 PM »


Pari: Ang maigo ning bola maoy labing dakog sala nato!


(Miuntol ang bola og naigo ang pari.)


Pari: Uy, praktis pa to ha

agoyy.. ;D

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« Reply #21 on: October 06, 2012, 05:25:45 PM »

Pari: Ang maigo ning bola maoy labing dakog sala nato!


(Miuntol ang bola og naigo ang pari.)


Pari: Uy, praktis pa to ha

agoyy.. ;D

wehhh..?!?! gitika ko... ;D ;D ;D

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« Reply #22 on: October 06, 2012, 05:54:49 PM »
HAHAHAHA!  akoy nagitik aning kalaki ninyong duha, loll ug piks. ;D

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« Reply #23 on: October 06, 2012, 07:53:26 PM »
wehhh..?!?! gitika ko... ;D ;D ;D

maugani.. ari bi ipagitik tika sa akong tuko... ;D ;D

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« Reply #24 on: October 06, 2012, 08:08:13 PM »
Aged husband kneeling by the bed;
Wife says: "what r u praying for?"
He says: "guidance"
She says: "pray for stiffness and i will guide it myself...

;D ;D ;D

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« Reply #25 on: October 06, 2012, 08:11:30 PM »
Aged husband kneeling by the bed;
Wife says: "what r u praying for?"
He says: "guidance"
She says: "pray for stiffness and i will guide it myself...

;D ;D ;D

weeee..dko kasabot kay dollar..englisa kuno ang Gitik Gitik Lolla b.. :D ;D

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« Reply #26 on: October 06, 2012, 08:12:38 PM »
weeee..dko kasabot kay dollar..englisa kuno ang Gitik Gitik Lolla b.. :D ;D

hahahaha... tickle - tickle? hehehehehehe

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« Reply #27 on: October 06, 2012, 08:18:30 PM »
hahahaha... tickle - tickle? hehehehehehe

nge bisag tingle - tingle...wahahahh... :D :D

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« Reply #28 on: October 06, 2012, 08:20:03 PM »
nge bisag tingle - tingle...wahahahh... :D :D

har har har... ikaw gud in my own understanding lang mana... :P :P :P

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« Reply #29 on: October 07, 2012, 02:38:37 PM »
Inahan : Nag-unsa man mo sa imong trato sa sulod sa imong lawak gabii, nga saba man mo kaayo? 

Puwerte ra bang singgit nimo og Kalami

Anak : Si mama sab uy, wa man miy gibuhat nga dautan ba, Gipakaun lang ko niya og hotdog nga lami kaayo

Inahan :  Mao ba? Diay napkin opahiri na imong ngabil kay naay mayonnaise nga nahabilin


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« Reply #30 on: October 07, 2012, 02:47:40 PM »
nge bisag tingle - tingle...wahahahh... :D :D

He he, Binisayaa nig balik, Bay Piks, kana kon di pa ni Binisaya... ;D

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« Reply #31 on: October 07, 2012, 03:13:00 PM »
He he, Binisayaa nig balik, Bay Piks, kana kon di pa ni Binisaya... ;D

unsay lain binisaya diay ana bay hubag lanako kabalo pwed imo kung tug anan? ;D

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« Reply #32 on: October 07, 2012, 03:38:23 PM »
asawa: waman ka gid ayo, tapulan ka man! biyaang ta ka!


bana: testingi lang! , pag imon hang buhaton, maglaslas gid ako!


asawa: borit! takot  kaman gani hang magpatuli, maglaslas pa! PISOT!



ehek ehek... :D ;D

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« Reply #33 on: October 07, 2012, 03:54:06 PM »
Pagdating sa kain, Ilongo ang weird. Kapag sila alok kain, ang sabihin "KAON TA ANAY",


kapag pinipilit ka "KAON TA BALA", kapag pumayag kumain "SIGE, KAON TAE", kapag


pakakainin ka pa "KAON KAGID HA!".


:D ;D :D

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« Reply #34 on: October 07, 2012, 03:58:36 PM »
One day... a dog feel in love with a PIG... the dog said: "I love you piggy with all my heart.."



The pig said: "Oink… oink! Pagchure uy. Ligid ko karon."


:D ;D

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« Reply #35 on: October 07, 2012, 04:16:27 PM »

wehehe..gitika si Lollapalooza..


har har har grabe kataw-anan.... :P :P :P

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« Reply #36 on: October 07, 2012, 04:23:33 PM »
Mahibaw-an nimo imong sakit pina-agi sa imong kugmo.

Kung tam-is, DIABETIC

Kung aslom, HYPER-ACIDIC

Kung pait, SAKIT SA ATAY

Pero kung gitilawan nimo, aw kahibalo nako

kung unsay imong sakit

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« Reply #37 on: October 07, 2012, 04:28:59 PM »

har har har grabe kataw-anan.... :P :P :P


pagtsure oi ligid ko ron Lollaa...wehehe...

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« Reply #38 on: October 07, 2012, 04:31:20 PM »

pagtsure oi ligid ko ron Lollaa...wehehe...


sige daw unya inig human ligid tumbling na pod... hahahha

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« Reply #39 on: October 07, 2012, 04:34:49 PM »

sige daw unya inig human ligid tumbling na pod... hahahha

o cge pero kitang duha ang mag taumbling2x...heheheh

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« Reply #40 on: October 07, 2012, 04:36:37 PM »
gf: magtagu-anay ta!


Bf: cge bah! unsay premyo naku pagmakit-an taka?


Gf: mag jer2x tah!

Bf: wow! unyag ddi tka maki-an?


Gf: aayyyy makalagot man ka oi basta naa raku luyo sa drum….

har har gitikag usab si Lolla...

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« Reply #41 on: October 07, 2012, 04:39:02 PM »
o cge pero kitang duha ang mag taumbling2x...heheheh


pagsure... ikaw lang tumbling kay wala man ko nangitag bali sa akong lawas... hahahahah

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« Reply #42 on: October 07, 2012, 04:41:10 PM »
gf: magtagu-anay ta!


Bf: cge bah! unsay premyo naku pagmakit-an taka?


Gf: mag jer2x tah!

Bf: wow! unyag ddi tka maki-an?


Gf: aayyyy makalagot man ka oi basta naa raku luyo sa drum….

har har gitikag usab si Lolla...



corniks....hahahahahaha

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« Reply #43 on: October 07, 2012, 04:42:06 PM »
sure lagi ko nga deli ka mabali... :D ;D

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« Reply #44 on: October 07, 2012, 04:43:17 PM »
sure lagi ko nga deli ka mabali... :D ;D

hahahaha tama basta mga lamorok flexible man diay na.... ;D ;D ;D

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« Reply #45 on: October 07, 2012, 04:43:26 PM »


corniks....hahahahahaha

haha ganahan siguro siya mukaun ug mais ikw la dle diay? ;D ;D

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« Reply #46 on: October 07, 2012, 04:46:00 PM »
haha ganahan siguro siya mukaun ug mais ikw la dle diay? ;D ;D

sa una ganahan himoon namo na pulutan mao inig suka usahay tibuok pa... hahahahah

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« Reply #47 on: October 07, 2012, 04:51:28 PM »
sa una ganahan himoon namo na pulutan mao inig suka usahay tibuok pa... hahahahah

ewwwwwww.... ;D

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« Reply #48 on: October 07, 2012, 04:52:43 PM »
ewwwwwww.... ;D


hahahahaha c'mon those were the days... mura baya ka ug wa ka testing mahubog magsuka...

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« Reply #49 on: October 07, 2012, 06:20:56 PM »

hahahahaha c'mon those were the days... mura baya ka ug wa ka testing mahubog magsuka...

ewww...tunlon man nako akong sinuka ..wahaha.. :D

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« Reply #50 on: October 07, 2012, 06:22:21 PM »
ewww...tunlon man nako akong sinuka ..wahaha.. :D


saba behhhhh.... mas ewww ka... hahahahah

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« Reply #51 on: October 07, 2012, 06:23:46 PM »
Girl: Tikman mo tong cake. Masarap. Gawa kasi ng mama at papa ko eh..
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Boy: Ikaw nalang titikman ko. Gawa ka rin naman ng mama at papa mo eh..

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« Reply #52 on: October 07, 2012, 06:27:59 PM »
BANA: tab-ang ang kape, bugnaw ang kan-on, lasaw ang sabaw!


Unsaon man pgakagana nato ini?


ASAWA: Sobra na ka ha! nireklamo bako gabii nga PARAT IMONG ITLOG?

wahahah... :D ;D itlog maalat diay ang nakaun ni missis.. :D



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« Reply #53 on: October 07, 2012, 06:32:35 PM »
On wedding night, man asks wife: Akala ko ba first boyfriend mo ko? Bakit? hindi ka na virgin?
Wife: Ikaw talaga ang first boyfriend ko. Yung iba, customers ko lang. Peks man!


tumbling si Engr. Pikoy... hehehehe

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« Reply #54 on: October 07, 2012, 06:37:50 PM »
sayo sa buntag

Apo: lo, nagpula man imong simud, naglipstick ka lo?


Lolo: (milantaw sa samin)


Letse! ning imung lola, wala jud mgsulti gabii nga...

gidugo diay xa! ...

wahahaha...


balitok Lolla jenneth...

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« Reply #55 on: October 07, 2012, 06:40:08 PM »
BATA: ayu! palit ko!

TINDERA: unsa paliton nmo dong?

BATA: juice daw nang, knang sa litro pack.

TINDERA: knang powder?


BATA: ngano man? Naay bareta?


wehehe...sayaw Lolla..:D :D

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« Reply #56 on: October 07, 2012, 06:41:54 PM »
Sa may E-load Station

BATA: AYO! Te naa mo'y load?

Tindera: Naa dong.

BATA: Pa text...



hehehehe ligid Engr...

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« Reply #57 on: October 07, 2012, 06:46:41 PM »
Seksi: Dok, paano ko malalaman na s3x maniac ako?
Dok: Meron tayong gagawing mga test, iha. Pero bago ang lahat… bitiwan mo muna ang itlog ko, please?


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« Reply #58 on: October 07, 2012, 06:47:16 PM »
2 ka rapist nadakpan.




BIKTIMA: Sir, hayop jud kanang isa, huhu..prisoha na cya!

PULIS: kadtong isa diay miss?

BIKTIMA: dli lang chief, kay looy man. murag wlay mama, kusog kau mototoy bah!


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« Reply #59 on: October 07, 2012, 06:49:47 PM »
Policeman arresting a prostitute:

Prosti: I'm not selling s3x.
Policeman: Then what are you selling?
Prosti: I'm selling condoms with free demonstration.


sirko balintong Engr.... hahahaha

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« Reply #60 on: October 07, 2012, 06:52:02 PM »
It feels good to hear your loveone say,

“anhi daw ka diri ingon si mama”

But it feels much better to hear your loveone say,

“anhi diri balay kay wala si mama”

Aguy, sure nah gyud ni Lolla pangandam na...hahaha...

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« Reply #61 on: October 07, 2012, 06:54:14 PM »
ngekk... i wonder... kinsa kaha akong ingnan ana :P :P :P

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« Reply #62 on: October 07, 2012, 06:54:56 PM »
Heart: mahal ko talaga siya

Brain: alam ko sobra pa nga diba?

Heart: alam mo pala bakit pilit mo pa

siyng kinakalimutan?

Brain: kasi ayaw na kitang masaktan

Stomach: sa sobra mong pagmamahal

di ka na kumakain

Liver: korek!!palagi ka pang umiinom,n

aapiktuhan na kami ni kidney

Lungs: ako din nahihirapan ng huminga

Heart: ensya na guys huh?tanga lang kasi eh





Lubot:           estoryahee….......




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« Reply #63 on: October 07, 2012, 06:57:45 PM »
Hikap-hikapa ang liki

Tuslok-tusloka ang tunga

Bukikia ang pikas

Bulikata ang buak

Inig agas sa puti

Supsopa ang tunga

Ingon ana ang hustong pagkaon sa kaymito,....



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« Reply #64 on: October 07, 2012, 06:57:53 PM »
ngekk... i wonder... kinsa kaha akong ingnan ana :P :P :P

weeeee...some where in the kilid diay..hahah

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« Reply #65 on: October 07, 2012, 07:02:35 PM »
3 stupid stages of life!

teenage:
Have Time + energy...but No Money.


Working Age:
Have Money + Energy...but No Time.


Old Age:
Have Time + Money...but no Energy.


korek ba? wehehe..

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« Reply #66 on: October 07, 2012, 07:02:37 PM »
weeeee...some where in the kilid diay..hahah


wa ma'y tao dire sa akong kiliran... hehehe hulat lang ko moabot ang Nov. 1 kay mangalag ko ana.. .hehehe

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« Reply #67 on: October 07, 2012, 07:08:47 PM »
An Arab’s Interview in U.S Embassy
Consultant: “What Is Your Name?”
Arab: “Abdul Aziz, Sir”

Consultant: “Sex?”

Arab: “Six To Ten Times A Week”

Consultant: “No No, I Mean Male Or Female?”

Arab: “Both, Male And Female And Sometimes Even Camels”

Consultant: “Holy Cow”

Arab: “Yes, Cows And Dogs Too”

Consultant: “Man, Isnt It Hostile?”

Arab: “Horse Style, Dog Style, Any Style”

Consultant: “Ohhh Dear”

Arab: “Deer? Nop, They Run Too Fast“


dagan Lolla,..hehe :D

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« Reply #68 on: October 07, 2012, 07:13:00 PM »
A gun can kill,fire can burn,wind can chill
anger can rage until it tears you apart
but the power of my smile,with cute eyes pa pastilan!
apil kagaw hapla!



hapa Engineer!!!! hahahahahha

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« Reply #69 on: October 09, 2012, 09:23:28 AM »
WHAT IF BOYS HAVE MONTHLY PERIOD?
would they also say,
"part, awa daw,
nalapsan ko?"
or

"bai, dli ko mgbasketbol ron, naa nku.."

"doh, ugma nlng ta mgdota, skit kaau akong pus.on, gidysmenorrhea ko.."

ang pnaka chui

"bro, naa kai extra napkin dra? kanang wid wings, borrow ko bi, ilisan lng nya tka!

Ang pinaka hadlok jud '' brad wak0 dug'a kr0n buwaNa.. Sa0n mani r0n?




bwahahahahahha

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« Reply #70 on: October 09, 2012, 04:22:07 PM »
BF: Honey, mura kag Selecta, you’re so yummy!
GF: Aw, ikaw babe mura kag Krispy Kreme, you’re so sweet!
BF: Kanindot, ikaw mura kag Starbucks, so addictive!
GF: Ikaw mura kag Jollibee, langhap sarap.
BF: Mura kag Mang Inasal, affordable.
… GF: Haha. Mura kag pongko2, slightly dirty.
BF: Ikaw mura kag pinirito, oily!
GF: Mura kag sinugba, negro!
BF: Mura kag buwad, parehas mog baho!
GF: Mura kag inun-unan, parehas ka aslum sa imong bugan!
BF: Ikaw ginamos!
GF: Ikaw bugok nga itlog!
BF: Pan-os ka!
GF: Sinuka sa hubog!
BF: Tae!
GF: Buwag nata!
BF: Maypa!


bwahahahaha...tago Lollaa....

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« Reply #71 on: October 09, 2012, 04:27:22 PM »
anak ug papa

Papa:

hoi! unsang oras na? nganu krn rka nkauli?

anak:

ah unsang klaseng knabuhia? ako pai
pangutan.on ug oras! maayog gidala2 ko nang relo!
kadaku sa orasan dha wla moi initiative mutan-aw?
ako pai hulaton pra pangutan-on sa oras!
matulog nko oi! naguba akong mood!

papa:

ay sori nak...


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« Reply #72 on: October 09, 2012, 04:31:57 PM »
lolo at apo

lolo: apo magtago ka! baka makita ka ng teacher mo, nag absent ka diba..!


apo: opo lolo! kayo din po magtago.


lolo: bakit?


apo: kasi excuse ko po namatay lolo ko… peace


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« Reply #73 on: October 09, 2012, 04:37:10 PM »
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« Reply #74 on: October 09, 2012, 04:45:46 PM »
In a kindergaten class, the little girl asked:


girl: mam, mabubuntis po ba yung 40 yrs old???
teacher: oo
girl: yung 20?
teacher: oo
…girl: yung 5 yrs old???
teacher: hindi

(little boy whispered)

boy: sabi ko sayo eh… wag kang kabahan… :>

 totoy ikaw na! hahahaha..

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« Reply #75 on: October 09, 2012, 04:52:52 PM »
PULIS AT LOLA…


PULIS: LoLa, bakit nyo po sinaksak ung rapist?.

lOLA: damuhong un! Aba, matapos ako ihiga at hubaran, biglang tumayo at cnabi… .


“joke Lng Lola! Mano po!.

.eh serious kaya ako, papikit pikit pa nga ako eh..! .


wahahaha...ambak lollaa.....
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« Reply #76 on: October 09, 2012, 05:06:55 PM »
Anak: Mom I know the "TRUTH".
Mom: Ha!! Eto?? 500 wag kang maingay sa Dad mo!!
Anak: Dad I know the "TRUTH"
Dad: Ha!! Eto?? 1,000 huwag kang mag ingay sa Mom mo!!
Anak: : ( ok aa..:D Pagkakakitaan ko na to aa :D:D:D!!)
subukan ko nga sa katulong!!
"Inday I KNOW THE "TRUTH"
INDAY: Sa wakas!!!!!!!!Yakapin mo nga ako anak.




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« Reply #77 on: October 09, 2012, 05:13:36 PM »
GIRL & BOY


girl: hayop ka! pagkatapos mo pasubo at pablow

sakin, ipputok mo pa mukha ko?

boy: di q na mapigilan ehh.










girl: Cge bili ka ulit ng plastic balloon!


wahaha...Lolla unsa man.......;D




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« Reply #78 on: October 09, 2012, 05:24:09 PM »
Teacher: Tikyo unsa may generic name sa biogesic?

Tikyo : Paracetamol ma'am. Ma,am, si Tikyo ang nangutana sa teacher, Unsa may generic name sa condom?

Teacher : Naa bay generic nang condom Tikyo?

Tikyo : Naa ma'am oi. PARASATUMOY.




para sa Pikoy... heheheheh

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« Reply #79 on: October 09, 2012, 05:39:44 PM »
WIFE UG HUSBAND

wife: huboa akong panty,

husband: oh, hubo nah!

wife: huboa akong bra,

husband: oh, hubo jna!















wife: sunod ayaw na ug panul-ob sa akong gm8 ha?
bayota ka!


wahaha...hay naku Lolla,...

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« Reply #80 on: October 09, 2012, 05:52:54 PM »
WIFE UG HUSBAND

wife: huboa akong panty,

husband: oh, hubo nah!

wife: huboa akong bra,

husband: oh, hubo jna!















wife: sunod ayaw na ug panul-ob sa akong gm8 ha?
bayota ka!


wahaha...hay naku Lolla,...

hobo a sag akong postiso kag ako napog mag osap osap sang kang ong.

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« Reply #81 on: October 09, 2012, 05:59:37 PM »
hobo a sag akong postiso kag ako napog mag osap osap sang kang ong.

unswaaaaaaaaaaa....mabuang ko bajot...;D ;D

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« Reply #82 on: October 09, 2012, 07:38:17 PM »
A sexy lady in a bar walks up to the bartender and puts her fingers in his mouth.

He lustfully kisses and licks each finger.

She says: “Tell your manager there’s no toilet paper!”



;D ;D ;D ferti nimo Engr!!!

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« Reply #83 on: October 09, 2012, 09:32:50 PM »
C mahal sumakay sa taxi..


MAHAL:dlaybel alam mo to adles..?

DRIVER:ano po adress…?

MAHAL:sik sik 0 ten patay titi…!



DRIVER:patingn nga….ah….




66010 PASAY CITY…!

wahahahahahahahaah..


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« Reply #84 on: October 09, 2012, 09:37:02 PM »
boy ug girl


BOY: miss, energy drnk kaba?



GIRL: sus karaang diskarte . ky nganu mawala imong kakapoy
kung naa ko?




BOY: dli, ang imu man gud nawong murag cobra! bwaaahahahah! piskot rapod!..:D


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« Reply #85 on: October 09, 2012, 09:58:00 PM »
KOn masayop ang engr, mahugmak ang building
Kon masayop ang abogado, mapriso
Kon masayop ang doktor, maminteryo
Kon masayop ang teacher, erase the blackboard.

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« Reply #86 on: October 09, 2012, 11:31:09 PM »
KOn masayop ang engr, mahugmak ang building
Kon masayop ang abogado, mapriso
Kon masayop ang doktor, maminteryo
Kon masayop ang teacher, erase the blackboard.

iris da blakbord kag magsopak ka gid sang ini na istorya ibitay ka gid ni mam sang plagpul.

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« Reply #87 on: October 10, 2012, 05:03:41 PM »
iris da blakbord kag magsopak ka gid sang ini na istorya ibitay ka gid ni mam sang plagpul.

...kag huboang sang purol haron manugbisto hang sikrit ni toto... ;D

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« Reply #88 on: October 10, 2012, 05:04:53 PM »
Kon masayop ang abogado, mapriso
Kon masayop ang doktor, maminteryo

Kon masayop ang abogado, mapriso, ingnon nga bugo abogadoha...

Kon masayop ang doktor, maminteryo, ingnon pagbuot sa Ginoo...

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« Reply #89 on: October 10, 2012, 05:06:20 PM »
...kag huboang sang purol haron manugbisto hang sikrit ni toto... ;D

ug didto nag bitay2x sang murag bunga sang dol2x..bwahaha..

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« Reply #90 on: October 10, 2012, 05:23:24 PM »
ug didto nag bitay2x sang murag bunga sang dol2x..bwahaha..

Hmm, bunga sang dol2x nga laya na gid kag hapit na manugtagak? ;D

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« Reply #91 on: October 10, 2012, 05:35:27 PM »
Hmm, bunga sang dol2x nga laya na gid kag hapit na manugtagak? ;D

laya gid ba hang purma sang nag bitay2x hang ebidensya ni to..heheh. :D :D

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« Reply #92 on: October 10, 2012, 05:45:06 PM »
MS. Beauty Pageant!!!!

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way lamiiiiiiiiiii............:D

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« Reply #93 on: October 10, 2012, 05:49:37 PM »
way lamiiiiiiiiiii............:D

Bwahaha! Maayong pagkabakwi! ;D

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« Reply #94 on: October 13, 2012, 03:28:18 PM »
Teacher: may 5 ibon, binaril ko ang isa, ilan na lang ang natira?

Juan: isa maam.

Teacher: tanga ka ba? lima ngang ibon tapos isa lang binaril ko..di ka ba marunong magbilang?

Juan: bobo ka ba maam? pag ikaw ba, binaril yung katabi mo, steady ka lang dun?!




hahay ka INITing else na lang gyud..

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« Reply #95 on: October 13, 2012, 03:32:24 PM »
Teacher: may 5 ibon, binaril ko ang isa, ilan na lang ang natira?

Juan: isa maam.

Teacher: tanga ka ba? lima ngang ibon tapos isa lang binaril ko..di ka ba marunong magbilang?

Juan: bobo ka ba maam? pag ikaw ba, binaril yung katabi mo, steady ka lang dun?!




hahay ka INITing else na lang gyud..


pwd gitikon ko nmu Lolla...

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« Reply #96 on: October 13, 2012, 03:34:17 PM »

pwd gitikon ko nmu Lolla...


banhaw man akong sparring partner.. hehehe gilaay na fud u?

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« Reply #97 on: October 13, 2012, 04:24:39 PM »

banhaw man akong sparring partner.. hehehe gilaay na fud u?

d bc man gud paminsan minsan ang ala ala..........heehh...sparring ha..gusto kag sparring Lolla? unsang klasiha sa sparring wrestling, judo, kumbati, etc.........:D :D

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« Reply #98 on: October 13, 2012, 04:27:03 PM »
d bc man gud paminsan minsan ang ala ala..........heehh...sparring ha..gusto kag sparring Lolla? unsang klasiha sa sparring wrestling, judo, kumbati, etc.........:D :D

sparring ug binotbot gud... hawd man ka ana.. ;D

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« Reply #99 on: October 13, 2012, 04:32:12 PM »
sparring ug binotbot gud... hawd man ka ana.. ;D

binotbot sa kibot..heheh :D :D siya ra baya gyud hawod ana..hehe lolla.. :D

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