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« Reply #80 on: October 09, 2012, 05:52:54 PM »
WIFE UG HUSBAND

wife: huboa akong panty,

husband: oh, hubo nah!

wife: huboa akong bra,

husband: oh, hubo jna!















wife: sunod ayaw na ug panul-ob sa akong gm8 ha?
bayota ka!


wahaha...hay naku Lolla,...

hobo a sag akong postiso kag ako napog mag osap osap sang kang ong.

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« Reply #81 on: October 09, 2012, 05:59:37 PM »
hobo a sag akong postiso kag ako napog mag osap osap sang kang ong.

unswaaaaaaaaaaa....mabuang ko bajot...;D ;D

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« Reply #82 on: October 09, 2012, 07:38:17 PM »
A sexy lady in a bar walks up to the bartender and puts her fingers in his mouth.

He lustfully kisses and licks each finger.

She says: “Tell your manager there’s no toilet paper!”



;D ;D ;D ferti nimo Engr!!!

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« Reply #83 on: October 09, 2012, 09:32:50 PM »
C mahal sumakay sa taxi..


MAHAL:dlaybel alam mo to adles..?

DRIVER:ano po adress…?

MAHAL:sik sik 0 ten patay titi…!



DRIVER:patingn nga….ah….




66010 PASAY CITY…!

wahahahahahahahaah..


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« Reply #84 on: October 09, 2012, 09:37:02 PM »
boy ug girl


BOY: miss, energy drnk kaba?



GIRL: sus karaang diskarte . ky nganu mawala imong kakapoy
kung naa ko?




BOY: dli, ang imu man gud nawong murag cobra! bwaaahahahah! piskot rapod!..:D


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« Reply #85 on: October 09, 2012, 09:58:00 PM »
KOn masayop ang engr, mahugmak ang building
Kon masayop ang abogado, mapriso
Kon masayop ang doktor, maminteryo
Kon masayop ang teacher, erase the blackboard.

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« Reply #86 on: October 09, 2012, 11:31:09 PM »
KOn masayop ang engr, mahugmak ang building
Kon masayop ang abogado, mapriso
Kon masayop ang doktor, maminteryo
Kon masayop ang teacher, erase the blackboard.

iris da blakbord kag magsopak ka gid sang ini na istorya ibitay ka gid ni mam sang plagpul.

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« Reply #87 on: October 10, 2012, 05:03:41 PM »
iris da blakbord kag magsopak ka gid sang ini na istorya ibitay ka gid ni mam sang plagpul.

...kag huboang sang purol haron manugbisto hang sikrit ni toto... ;D

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« Reply #88 on: October 10, 2012, 05:04:53 PM »
Kon masayop ang abogado, mapriso
Kon masayop ang doktor, maminteryo

Kon masayop ang abogado, mapriso, ingnon nga bugo abogadoha...

Kon masayop ang doktor, maminteryo, ingnon pagbuot sa Ginoo...

 :P

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« Reply #89 on: October 10, 2012, 05:06:20 PM »
...kag huboang sang purol haron manugbisto hang sikrit ni toto... ;D

ug didto nag bitay2x sang murag bunga sang dol2x..bwahaha..

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« Reply #90 on: October 10, 2012, 05:23:24 PM »
ug didto nag bitay2x sang murag bunga sang dol2x..bwahaha..

Hmm, bunga sang dol2x nga laya na gid kag hapit na manugtagak? ;D

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« Reply #91 on: October 10, 2012, 05:35:27 PM »
Hmm, bunga sang dol2x nga laya na gid kag hapit na manugtagak? ;D

laya gid ba hang purma sang nag bitay2x hang ebidensya ni to..heheh. :D :D

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« Reply #92 on: October 10, 2012, 05:45:06 PM »
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way lamiiiiiiiiiii............:D

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« Reply #93 on: October 10, 2012, 05:49:37 PM »
way lamiiiiiiiiiii............:D

Bwahaha! Maayong pagkabakwi! ;D

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« Reply #94 on: October 13, 2012, 03:28:18 PM »
Teacher: may 5 ibon, binaril ko ang isa, ilan na lang ang natira?

Juan: isa maam.

Teacher: tanga ka ba? lima ngang ibon tapos isa lang binaril ko..di ka ba marunong magbilang?

Juan: bobo ka ba maam? pag ikaw ba, binaril yung katabi mo, steady ka lang dun?!




hahay ka INITing else na lang gyud..

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« Reply #95 on: October 13, 2012, 03:32:24 PM »
Teacher: may 5 ibon, binaril ko ang isa, ilan na lang ang natira?

Juan: isa maam.

Teacher: tanga ka ba? lima ngang ibon tapos isa lang binaril ko..di ka ba marunong magbilang?

Juan: bobo ka ba maam? pag ikaw ba, binaril yung katabi mo, steady ka lang dun?!




hahay ka INITing else na lang gyud..


pwd gitikon ko nmu Lolla...

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« Reply #96 on: October 13, 2012, 03:34:17 PM »

pwd gitikon ko nmu Lolla...


banhaw man akong sparring partner.. hehehe gilaay na fud u?

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« Reply #97 on: October 13, 2012, 04:24:39 PM »

banhaw man akong sparring partner.. hehehe gilaay na fud u?

d bc man gud paminsan minsan ang ala ala..........heehh...sparring ha..gusto kag sparring Lolla? unsang klasiha sa sparring wrestling, judo, kumbati, etc.........:D :D

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« Reply #98 on: October 13, 2012, 04:27:03 PM »
d bc man gud paminsan minsan ang ala ala..........heehh...sparring ha..gusto kag sparring Lolla? unsang klasiha sa sparring wrestling, judo, kumbati, etc.........:D :D

sparring ug binotbot gud... hawd man ka ana.. ;D

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« Reply #99 on: October 13, 2012, 04:32:12 PM »
sparring ug binotbot gud... hawd man ka ana.. ;D

binotbot sa kibot..heheh :D :D siya ra baya gyud hawod ana..hehe lolla.. :D

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« Reply #100 on: October 13, 2012, 04:33:57 PM »
binotbot sa kibot..heheh :D :D siya ra baya gyud hawod ana..hehe lolla.. :D

weehh?!?! igo ra bya ko mo participate.. ikaw gyud baya mag una una..

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« Reply #101 on: October 13, 2012, 04:46:27 PM »
weehh?!?! igo ra bya ko mo participate.. ikaw gyud baya mag una una..

sure?

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« Reply #102 on: October 13, 2012, 04:49:25 PM »
Lola: Ineng.. palimos naman.

Girl: Lola bakit po dalawa lata nyo?

Lola: Ineng, as a business woman we should think on more ways on how to develop our business. That’s why instead of associating the money I got for my daily expenditures, I invested it by putting up another branch.

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« Reply #103 on: October 13, 2012, 05:20:29 PM »
Lola: Ineng.. palimos naman.

Girl: Lola bakit po dalawa lata nyo?

Lola: Ineng, as a business woman we should think on more ways on how to develop our business. That’s why instead of associating the money I got for my daily expenditures, I invested it by putting up another branch.

weeeehh..hehe :D :D

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« Reply #104 on: October 13, 2012, 05:33:36 PM »
3 illongga L0LAs sa M0DERN0NG PANAH0N ..

L0LA 1: baw kasakit man likod ko praktis street dancing a, cramping abi amun new steps..

L0LA 2: ako gani sakit mata ko hampang crossfire kag open ka fb ko..

L0LA 3: mayad pa kamu, ako gani hu, sakit hita ko sa padol sa frat namun.. hahaha..

tira to bol.......lamn gid namit hang jokes hang mga Lollas mo..:D ;D

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« Reply #105 on: October 13, 2012, 05:40:19 PM »
Pasahe

Sa Isang Jeep...

Pasahero: Mama, Magkano Po Yung Pasahe?

Driver: 7.50 Yung Minimum

Pasahero: (Dumukot Ito Sa Bulsa Para Kunin Yung Pera Niya, Ngunit sa Di Sinasadyang Dahilan Kulang Yung Pamasahe Niya.) Patay, Kulang Yung Pera Ko. Paano Kaya Ito? (Nag Isip Ito At Lumingon Sa Driver. Napansin Niya Na Duling Ito. Sabi Niya Sa Kanyang Sarili, Tama Duling Yung Driver Sigurado Pag Nagbigay Ako Ng 3.75 di Niya Mapapansin Na Kulang Yung Pera Ko. Kasi Doble Yung Paningin Nito. Inabot Niya Sa Driver Yung Pera.

Ngunit Laking Gulat Niya Nung May Sinabi Yung Driver Sa Kanya.

Driver: Kulang Ito!

Pasahero: Anong Kulang? Di Ba Sabi Mo 7.50 Yung Minimum?

Driver: Oo Nga 7.50 eh Dalawa Kaya Kayo.

Patay! Akala Mo Lusot Kana ha?


wehehe,...gitik gitik....

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« Reply #106 on: October 13, 2012, 05:41:54 PM »
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« Reply #107 on: October 13, 2012, 05:45:20 PM »
ang ALAK mas okay pa kaysa sa GATAS .
  mas nakakawala pa ng problema 、tapos minsan libre pa
e ang gatas? meron bang nagtreat ng gatas?
at sasabihing ......

→TARA TOL DEDE TAYO

o kaya
 
→TOL TARA HANAP TAYO NG MADEDEDE

pwede din kaya yung

→PADEDE KANA TOL BIRTHDAY MO E

o di kaya

→TOL SABIHIN MO SA SYOTA MO PADEDE SA MONTHSARY NIYO....



just saying...

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« Reply #108 on: October 13, 2012, 05:45:58 PM »

Q: an0ng similarity ng sperm at may0nnaise?


A: pareh0 clang galing itl0g at pareh0ng ladies choice

weheehe..:D


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« Reply #109 on: October 13, 2012, 05:46:51 PM »
ang ALAK mas okay pa kaysa sa GATAS .
  mas nakakawala pa ng problema 、tapos minsan libre pa
e ang gatas? meron bang nagtreat ng gatas?
at sasabihing ......

→TARA TOL DEDE TAYO

o kaya
 
→TOL TARA HANAP TAYO NG MADEDEDE

pwede din kaya yung

→PADEDE KANA TOL BIRTHDAY MO E

o di kaya

→TOL SABIHIN MO SA SYOTA MO PADEDE SA MONTHSARY NIYO....



just saying...

hehe......

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« Reply #110 on: October 13, 2012, 07:41:15 PM »
Papa: ayaw na og totoy dong kay dako na ka. para ra sa gamayng bata ang totoy.
Dodong:Ikaw lagi Pa, totoy man ka Mama, gamay pa diay ka Pa.
Papa: diay ba..., bright gyod ka dong.

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« Reply #111 on: October 14, 2012, 01:31:21 PM »
Tatay : mag aral ka nga dun! lagi ka na lang naka hilata jan

Anak : ano po ba mapapala ko?

Tatay : tataas ang grades mo

Anak : tapos?

Tatay : makakapunta ka ng college

Anak : tapos?

Tatay : makaka kuha ka ng magandang trabaho

Anak : tapos?

Tatay : yayaman ka

Anak : tapos?

Tatay : magkakaroon ka ng mga kotse at babae

Anak : tapos?

Tatay : makakapag relax ka na

Anak : ano po ba ginagawa ko ngayon?




weeee... kala-ay na lang..

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« Reply #112 on: October 14, 2012, 02:17:57 PM »
Tatlong mgkumpare, nagiinuman:

JUAN: Alam nyo, mga pare, nung nagbubuntis pa lng misis ko, ang paborito nyang pelikula, Lord of the rings, the twin towers, kaya nung nanganak sya, ayun kambal naging anak namin

PEDRO: Aba, eh yung misis ko naman, nung nagbubuntis pa lang, mahilig siyang manuod, ng The three muskeeters, kaya nung nanganak, triplets naging anak namin.

Napansin nila na malungkot si Kulas..

Juan at Pedro: o pare bakit malungkot ka?

KULAS: Kasi mga pare, buntis ngayon ang misis ko at mahilig din siya ngayon manuod ng pelikula.

Juan at Pedro: Bakit, anu ba pinapanuod ngayon ng misis mo?

KULAS: The 300.... :(((

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« Reply #113 on: October 14, 2012, 02:29:47 PM »
Tatlong mgkumpare, nagiinuman:

JUAN: Alam nyo, mga pare, nung nagbubuntis pa lng misis ko, ang paborito nyang pelikula, Lord of the rings, the twin towers, kaya nung nanganak sya, ayun kambal naging anak namin

PEDRO: Aba, eh yung misis ko naman, nung nagbubuntis pa lang, mahilig siyang manuod, ng The three muskeeters, kaya nung nanganak, triplets naging anak namin.

Napansin nila na malungkot si Kulas..

Juan at Pedro: o pare bakit malungkot ka?

KULAS: Kasi mga pare, buntis ngayon ang misis ko at mahilig din siya ngayon manuod ng pelikula.

Juan at Pedro: Bakit, anu ba pinapanuod ngayon ng misis mo?

KULAS: The 300.... :(((

hehe Lolla...;D

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« Reply #114 on: October 14, 2012, 02:32:08 PM »
TITSER: Pedro, 1 + 3?

PEDRO: 4, Mam!

TITSER: Very good! … Kaw Juan, 3 + 1?

JUAN: Mao na! Mao na! Kon lisod na gani, ako dayon ang pangutan-on! Pabor-pabor! Abseni na lang ko oy!


wehehhe...pagka laay nlang gyud...;D

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« Reply #115 on: October 14, 2012, 02:47:01 PM »
Didto ma-assign si Miss Polazza sa kinabugoyan nga klase. Sa iyang unang adlaw, nagdrowing siyag talong sa blakbord.

“Class, unsa man ni?”

“Utin na, Mam!” Siyagit pa ni Pikol.

Nagkagot ang ngipon ni Miss Polazza tungod sa kasuko ug midagan nga naghilak padulong sa prinsipal aron magpalaban. Taudtaod, miabot ang prinsipal sa klasrum.

“Unsa na man say inyong gibuhat ron? Ikaw Pikol? Gahapon inyong gibuak ang suga, ug karon…” napahunong siya pagkakita niya sa drowing sa blakbord.

“Lechugas! Kinsa na man say nagdrowing og utin dinhi?”


Bwahaha!  ;D

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« Reply #116 on: October 14, 2012, 02:48:11 PM »
Didto ma-assign si Miss Polazza sa kinabugoyan nga klase. Sa iyang unang adlaw, nagdrowing siyag talong sa blakbord.

“Class, unsa man ni?”

“Utin na, Mam!” Siyagit pa ni Pikol.

Nagkagot ang ngipon ni Miss Polazza tungod sa kasuko ug midagan nga naghilak padulong sa prinsipal aron magpalaban. Taudtaod, miabot ang prinsipal sa klasrum.

“Unsa na man say inyong gibuhat ron? Ikaw Pikol? Gahapon inyong gibuak ang suga, ug karon…” napahunong siya pagkakita niya sa drowing sa blakbord.

“Lechugas! Kinsa na man say nagdrowing og utin dinhi?”


Bwahaha!  ;D



bwahahahahahahha

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« Reply #117 on: October 14, 2012, 02:57:26 PM »
maayo gani kay ots ra y bee sung..;D ;D bwahaha

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« Reply #118 on: October 14, 2012, 04:13:47 PM »
BOY 1: Pare girlfriend ko mala-Las Vegas ang dating! Sobrang Sexy!

BOY 2: Wala yan sa GF ko Pare. Yung akin pang model. Sobrang ganda na ang sexy-sexy pa!
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BOY 3: WALA YANG GIRLFRIEND NIYO SA GIRLFRIEND KO! KAHIT SIMPLE LANG MAHAL KO YON.



Yoowwwnnn sana mga lalaki dili pilian ug babaye...

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« Reply #119 on: October 14, 2012, 04:14:15 PM »
ang pinakamaling sagot ng isang GIRL sa Job Interview ay:
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"KAHIT ANONG POSISYION PO SIR! BASTA MAKAPASOK LANG."

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