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Started by Pikoy, October 02, 2012, 12:48:11 PM

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Pikoy

To bhol ... gin unsa man gid na nimo pag pangsugot sang imon nga asawa ... gwapa man gid na kaayo bai Bugs?

Bugsay: Ginationan lang nakon sang kutsilyo To Bhol, ug akon gina ingnan. Pagpili, kining kutsilyo nga maoy motapos sang imon nga kinabuhi o, kining ako ... sang maoy mosap-ong sang imong ihi..haw ya....tsing..

Hubag: Butangiiiiiiiiiiii........!!!!!!!!

wahahahahah...:D ;D
ang bOrit kUng mAuy mAgdagHan DyutaY ra....

Lollapalooza

"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Pikoy


weehh?!?!?!  ;D ;D

fwede maulaw gid ya.. :D :D
ang bOrit kUng mAuy mAgdagHan DyutaY ra....

hubag bohol

Bwahaha! Bantay lang kas bawos ni Bugsay, Bay Piks! ;D
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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Pikoy


Bwahaha! Bantay lang kas bawos ni Bugsay, Bay Piks! ;D

hahah.. maulagi baliktad man ang pagka butang si bai bugs manta to ang mangutana..hhehe ;D
ang bOrit kUng mAuy mAgdagHan DyutaY ra....

bugsay


hahah.. maulagi baliktad man ang pagka butang si bai bugs manta to ang mangutana..hhehe ;D

ayg kabalaka bai piks kay nakabentaha ta sa maong sugilanon... ;D
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Pikoy

Ang Doktor ug ang Sexy: :D

SEXY:
Doc
init
akong lubot,

DR:
butangan
nato ug thermometer,

SEXY:
maulaw
ko
Doc,

DR:
E-Off
nako ang
suga,

SEXY:
Doc
dili mana
lubot!

DR:
Sige lang,
dili man sad ni thermometer..

unswaaa...
ang bOrit kUng mAuy mAgdagHan DyutaY ra....

BolBuhol


Ang Doktor ug ang Sexy: :D

SEXY:
Doc
init
akong lubot,

DR:
butangan
nato ug thermometer,

SEXY:
maulaw
ko
Doc,

DR:
E-Off
nako ang
suga,

SEXY:
Doc
dili mana
lubot!

DR:
Sige lang,
dili man sad ni thermometer..



padayon....

SEXY:
sigi doc padayona
imong gibati

DOC.
may ara man na tibogol..

SEXY:
itlog ko na kana doc..


DOC:
unswaaa...



hubag bohol

Bwahaha! Yataps kang doktora ka! (Moot pood) ;D
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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islander

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islander

tago na lang mo daan.  ugma, cybercrime na ning inyong estorya. ;D
Republic Act 8485 (Animal Welfare Act of 1998, Philippines), as amended and strengthened by House  Bill 6893 of 2013--- violation means a maximum of P250,000 fine with a corresponding three-year jail term and a minimum of P30,000 fine and six months imprisonment

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BolBuhol


tago na lang mo daan.  ugma, cybercrime na ning inyong estorya. ;D

ano gid ya nang  sayberkraym daw otobot gid na yah.

islander

otobot?  ano gid ya?  pasabta ko bi.
Republic Act 8485 (Animal Welfare Act of 1998, Philippines), as amended and strengthened by House  Bill 6893 of 2013--- violation means a maximum of P250,000 fine with a corresponding three-year jail term and a minimum of P30,000 fine and six months imprisonment

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BolBuhol


otobot?  ano gid ya?  pasabta ko bi.

otobot daw trangspormir madam...  oposit sang disiktikong

hubag bohol

...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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islander

gross.  you have a funny way of introducing yourself, bai hubs. ;D
Republic Act 8485 (Animal Welfare Act of 1998, Philippines), as amended and strengthened by House  Bill 6893 of 2013--- violation means a maximum of P250,000 fine with a corresponding three-year jail term and a minimum of P30,000 fine and six months imprisonment

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Pikoy

Magpatuli Na!

Dodong T: Nay, bakasyon naman. Magpatuli ko Nay kay free man sa aton nga barangay health center.

Nanay I: Hulaton mo si Tatay dong aron mag-uban mo.

Dodong T: Kita lang Nay......

Nanay I: Dili....,kamo sang mag-uban aron magdungan mo ug patuli sa imon nga Tatay.

Wahah..Piskot....! :D :D
ang bOrit kUng mAuy mAgdagHan DyutaY ra....

hubag bohol





Kini maoy gitik-gitik to the max... ;D
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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BolBuhol

Mga toto kag nene ayaw gid kamo ka akig sang ako ha!  ganito lang gid si toto mag hambal sang inyo website sang bohol. buligi lang gid ko ninyo way gid man sang amon ini sang Iloilo. Pasensyahe lang gid ko ninyo te nami nami man gid din i sang tb.

Halong, salmat.

toto


bugsay


Magpatuli Na!

Dodong T: Nay, bakasyon naman. Magpatuli ko Nay kay free man sa aton nga barangay health center.

Nanay I: Hulaton mo si Tatay dong aron mag-uban mo.

Dodong T: Kita lang Nay......

Nanay I: Dili....,kamo sang mag-uban aron magdungan mo ug patuli sa imon nga Tatay.

Wahah..Piskot....! :D :D


si to bol gani ang papa ini?.... ;D
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Pikoy



Pari: Ang maigo ning bola maoy labing dakog sala nato!


(Miuntol ang bola og naigo ang pari.)


Pari: Uy, praktis pa to ha

agoyy.. ;D
ang bOrit kUng mAuy mAgdagHan DyutaY ra....

Lollapalooza



Pari: Ang maigo ning bola maoy labing dakog sala nato!


(Miuntol ang bola og naigo ang pari.)


Pari: Uy, praktis pa to ha

agoyy.. ;D

wehhh..?!?! gitika ko... ;D ;D ;D
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

islander

HAHAHAHA!  akoy nagitik aning kalaki ninyong duha, loll ug piks. ;D
Republic Act 8485 (Animal Welfare Act of 1998, Philippines), as amended and strengthened by House  Bill 6893 of 2013--- violation means a maximum of P250,000 fine with a corresponding three-year jail term and a minimum of P30,000 fine and six months imprisonment

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Pikoy


wehhh..?!?! gitika ko... ;D ;D ;D

maugani.. ari bi ipagitik tika sa akong tuko... ;D ;D
ang bOrit kUng mAuy mAgdagHan DyutaY ra....

Lollapalooza

Aged husband kneeling by the bed;
Wife says: "what r u praying for?"
He says: "guidance"
She says: "pray for stiffness and i will guide it myself...

;D ;D ;D
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Pikoy


Aged husband kneeling by the bed;
Wife says: "what r u praying for?"
He says: "guidance"
She says: "pray for stiffness and i will guide it myself...

;D ;D ;D

weeee..dko kasabot kay dollar..englisa kuno ang Gitik Gitik Lolla b.. :D ;D
ang bOrit kUng mAuy mAgdagHan DyutaY ra....

Lollapalooza


weeee..dko kasabot kay dollar..englisa kuno ang Gitik Gitik Lolla b.. :D ;D

hahahaha... tickle - tickle? hehehehehehe
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Pikoy


hahahaha... tickle - tickle? hehehehehehe

nge bisag tingle - tingle...wahahahh... :D :D
ang bOrit kUng mAuy mAgdagHan DyutaY ra....

Lollapalooza


nge bisag tingle - tingle...wahahahh... :D :D

har har har... ikaw gud in my own understanding lang mana... :P :P :P
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Pikoy

Inahan : Nag-unsa man mo sa imong trato sa sulod sa imong lawak gabii, nga saba man mo kaayo? 

Puwerte ra bang singgit nimo og Kalami

Anak : Si mama sab uy, wa man miy gibuhat nga dautan ba, Gipakaun lang ko niya og hotdog nga lami kaayo

Inahan :  Mao ba? Diay napkin opahiri na imong ngabil kay naay mayonnaise nga nahabilin


wehehe..gitika si Lollapalooza..
ang bOrit kUng mAuy mAgdagHan DyutaY ra....

hubag bohol


nge bisag tingle - tingle...wahahahh... :D :D

He he, Binisayaa nig balik, Bay Piks, kana kon di pa ni Binisaya... ;D
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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Pikoy


He he, Binisayaa nig balik, Bay Piks, kana kon di pa ni Binisaya... ;D

unsay lain binisaya diay ana bay hubag lanako kabalo pwed imo kung tug anan? ;D
ang bOrit kUng mAuy mAgdagHan DyutaY ra....

Pikoy

asawa: waman ka gid ayo, tapulan ka man! biyaang ta ka!


bana: testingi lang! , pag imon hang buhaton, maglaslas gid ako!


asawa: borit! takot  kaman gani hang magpatuli, maglaslas pa! PISOT!



ehek ehek... :D ;D
ang bOrit kUng mAuy mAgdagHan DyutaY ra....

Pikoy

Pagdating sa kain, Ilongo ang weird. Kapag sila alok kain, ang sabihin "KAON TA ANAY",


kapag pinipilit ka "KAON TA BALA", kapag pumayag kumain "SIGE, KAON TAE", kapag


pakakainin ka pa "KAON KAGID HA!".


:D ;D :D
ang bOrit kUng mAuy mAgdagHan DyutaY ra....

Pikoy

One day... a dog feel in love with a PIG... the dog said: "I love you piggy with all my heart.."



The pig said: "Oink… oink! Pagchure uy. Ligid ko karon."


:D ;D
ang bOrit kUng mAuy mAgdagHan DyutaY ra....

Lollapalooza



wehehe..gitika si Lollapalooza..


har har har grabe kataw-anan.... :P :P :P
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Pikoy

Mahibaw-an nimo imong sakit pina-agi sa imong kugmo.

Kung tam-is, DIABETIC

Kung aslom, HYPER-ACIDIC

Kung pait, SAKIT SA ATAY

Pero kung gitilawan nimo, aw kahibalo nako

kung unsay imong sakit

;D
ang bOrit kUng mAuy mAgdagHan DyutaY ra....

Pikoy



har har har grabe kataw-anan.... :P :P :P


pagtsure oi ligid ko ron Lollaa...wehehe...
ang bOrit kUng mAuy mAgdagHan DyutaY ra....

Lollapalooza



pagtsure oi ligid ko ron Lollaa...wehehe...


sige daw unya inig human ligid tumbling na pod... hahahha
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Pikoy



sige daw unya inig human ligid tumbling na pod... hahahha

o cge pero kitang duha ang mag taumbling2x...heheheh
ang bOrit kUng mAuy mAgdagHan DyutaY ra....

Pikoy

gf: magtagu-anay ta!


Bf: cge bah! unsay premyo naku pagmakit-an taka?


Gf: mag jer2x tah!

Bf: wow! unyag ddi tka maki-an?


Gf: aayyyy makalagot man ka oi basta naa raku luyo sa drum….

har har gitikag usab si Lolla...
ang bOrit kUng mAuy mAgdagHan DyutaY ra....

Lollapalooza


o cge pero kitang duha ang mag taumbling2x...heheheh


pagsure... ikaw lang tumbling kay wala man ko nangitag bali sa akong lawas... hahahahah
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Lollapalooza


gf: magtagu-anay ta!


Bf: cge bah! unsay premyo naku pagmakit-an taka?


Gf: mag jer2x tah!

Bf: wow! unyag ddi tka maki-an?


Gf: aayyyy makalagot man ka oi basta naa raku luyo sa drum….

har har gitikag usab si Lolla...



corniks....hahahahahaha
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Pikoy

sure lagi ko nga deli ka mabali... :D ;D
ang bOrit kUng mAuy mAgdagHan DyutaY ra....

Lollapalooza


sure lagi ko nga deli ka mabali... :D ;D

hahahaha tama basta mga lamorok flexible man diay na.... ;D ;D ;D
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Pikoy




corniks....hahahahahaha

haha ganahan siguro siya mukaun ug mais ikw la dle diay? ;D ;D
ang bOrit kUng mAuy mAgdagHan DyutaY ra....

Lollapalooza


haha ganahan siguro siya mukaun ug mais ikw la dle diay? ;D ;D

sa una ganahan himoon namo na pulutan mao inig suka usahay tibuok pa... hahahahah
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Pikoy


sa una ganahan himoon namo na pulutan mao inig suka usahay tibuok pa... hahahahah

ewwwwwww.... ;D
ang bOrit kUng mAuy mAgdagHan DyutaY ra....

Lollapalooza


ewwwwwww.... ;D


hahahahaha c'mon those were the days... mura baya ka ug wa ka testing mahubog magsuka...
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Pikoy



hahahahaha c'mon those were the days... mura baya ka ug wa ka testing mahubog magsuka...

ewww...tunlon man nako akong sinuka ..wahaha.. :D
ang bOrit kUng mAuy mAgdagHan DyutaY ra....

Lollapalooza


ewww...tunlon man nako akong sinuka ..wahaha.. :D


saba behhhhh.... mas ewww ka... hahahahah
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Pikoy

Girl: Tikman mo tong cake. Masarap. Gawa kasi ng mama at papa ko eh..
.
.
.
.
.
.
Boy: Ikaw nalang titikman ko. Gawa ka rin naman ng mama at papa mo eh..

weeehheh..
ang bOrit kUng mAuy mAgdagHan DyutaY ra....

Pikoy

BANA: tab-ang ang kape, bugnaw ang kan-on, lasaw ang sabaw!


Unsaon man pgakagana nato ini?


ASAWA: Sobra na ka ha! nireklamo bako gabii nga PARAT IMONG ITLOG?

wahahah... :D ;D itlog maalat diay ang nakaun ni missis.. :D

ang bOrit kUng mAuy mAgdagHan DyutaY ra....

Lollapalooza

On wedding night, man asks wife: Akala ko ba first boyfriend mo ko? Bakit? hindi ka na virgin?
Wife: Ikaw talaga ang first boyfriend ko. Yung iba, customers ko lang. Peks man!


tumbling si Engr. Pikoy... hehehehe
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Pikoy

sayo sa buntag

Apo: lo, nagpula man imong simud, naglipstick ka lo?


Lolo: (milantaw sa samin)


Letse! ning imung lola, wala jud mgsulti gabii nga...

gidugo diay xa! ...

wahahaha...


balitok Lolla jenneth...
ang bOrit kUng mAuy mAgdagHan DyutaY ra....

Pikoy

BATA: ayu! palit ko!

TINDERA: unsa paliton nmo dong?

BATA: juice daw nang, knang sa litro pack.

TINDERA: knang powder?


BATA: ngano man? Naay bareta?


wehehe...sayaw Lolla..:D :D
ang bOrit kUng mAuy mAgdagHan DyutaY ra....

Lollapalooza

Sa may E-load Station

BATA: AYO! Te naa mo'y load?

Tindera: Naa dong.

BATA: Pa text...



hehehehe ligid Engr...
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Lollapalooza

Seksi: Dok, paano ko malalaman na s3x maniac ako?
Dok: Meron tayong gagawing mga test, iha. Pero bago ang lahat… bitiwan mo muna ang itlog ko, please?


weeehhh.... tumbling tukod dila Engr... heheheehhe
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Pikoy

2 ka rapist nadakpan.




BIKTIMA: Sir, hayop jud kanang isa, huhu..prisoha na cya!

PULIS: kadtong isa diay miss?

BIKTIMA: dli lang chief, kay looy man. murag wlay mama, kusog kau mototoy bah!


wahaha....lupad Lolla... ;D
ang bOrit kUng mAuy mAgdagHan DyutaY ra....

Lollapalooza

Policeman arresting a prostitute:

Prosti: I'm not selling s3x.
Policeman: Then what are you selling?
Prosti: I'm selling condoms with free demonstration.


sirko balintong Engr.... hahahaha
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Pikoy

It feels good to hear your loveone say,

“anhi daw ka diri ingon si mama”

But it feels much better to hear your loveone say,

“anhi diri balay kay wala si mama”

Aguy, sure nah gyud ni Lolla pangandam na...hahaha...
ang bOrit kUng mAuy mAgdagHan DyutaY ra....

Lollapalooza

ngekk... i wonder... kinsa kaha akong ingnan ana :P :P :P
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Pikoy

Heart: mahal ko talaga siya

Brain: alam ko sobra pa nga diba?

Heart: alam mo pala bakit pilit mo pa

siyng kinakalimutan?

Brain: kasi ayaw na kitang masaktan

Stomach: sa sobra mong pagmamahal

di ka na kumakain

Liver: korek!!palagi ka pang umiinom,n

aapiktuhan na kami ni kidney

Lungs: ako din nahihirapan ng huminga

Heart: ensya na guys huh?tanga lang kasi eh





Lubot:           estoryahee….......


ang bOrit kUng mAuy mAgdagHan DyutaY ra....

Lollapalooza

Hikap-hikapa ang liki

Tuslok-tusloka ang tunga

Bukikia ang pikas

Bulikata ang buak

Inig agas sa puti

Supsopa ang tunga

Ingon ana ang hustong pagkaon sa kaymito,....



weeee..... heehehehehe
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Pikoy


ngekk... i wonder... kinsa kaha akong ingnan ana :P :P :P

weeeee...some where in the kilid diay..hahah
ang bOrit kUng mAuy mAgdagHan DyutaY ra....

Pikoy

3 stupid stages of life!

teenage:
Have Time + energy...but No Money.


Working Age:
Have Money + Energy...but No Time.


Old Age:
Have Time + Money...but no Energy.


korek ba? wehehe..
ang bOrit kUng mAuy mAgdagHan DyutaY ra....

Lollapalooza


weeeee...some where in the kilid diay..hahah


wa ma'y tao dire sa akong kiliran... hehehe hulat lang ko moabot ang Nov. 1 kay mangalag ko ana.. .hehehe
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Pikoy

An Arab’s Interview in U.S Embassy
Consultant: “What Is Your Name?”
Arab: “Abdul Aziz, Sir”

Consultant: “Sex?”

Arab: “Six To Ten Times A Week”

Consultant: “No No, I Mean Male Or Female?”

Arab: “Both, Male And Female And Sometimes Even Camels”

Consultant: “Holy Cow”

Arab: “Yes, Cows And Dogs Too”

Consultant: “Man, Isnt It Hostile?”

Arab: “Horse Style, Dog Style, Any Style”

Consultant: “Ohhh Dear”

Arab: “Deer? Nop, They Run Too Fast“


dagan Lolla,..hehe :D
ang bOrit kUng mAuy mAgdagHan DyutaY ra....

Lollapalooza

A gun can kill,fire can burn,wind can chill
anger can rage until it tears you apart
but the power of my smile,with cute eyes pa pastilan!
apil kagaw hapla!



hapa Engineer!!!! hahahahahha
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Lollapalooza

WHAT IF BOYS HAVE MONTHLY PERIOD?
would they also say,
"part, awa daw,
nalapsan ko?"
or

"bai, dli ko mgbasketbol ron, naa nku.."

"doh, ugma nlng ta mgdota, skit kaau akong pus.on, gidysmenorrhea ko.."

ang pnaka chui

"bro, naa kai extra napkin dra? kanang wid wings, borrow ko bi, ilisan lng nya tka!

Ang pinaka hadlok jud '' brad wak0 dug'a kr0n buwaNa.. Sa0n mani r0n?




bwahahahahahha
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Pikoy

BF: Honey, mura kag Selecta, you’re so yummy!
GF: Aw, ikaw babe mura kag Krispy Kreme, you’re so sweet!
BF: Kanindot, ikaw mura kag Starbucks, so addictive!
GF: Ikaw mura kag Jollibee, langhap sarap.
BF: Mura kag Mang Inasal, affordable.
… GF: Haha. Mura kag pongko2, slightly dirty.
BF: Ikaw mura kag pinirito, oily!
GF: Mura kag sinugba, negro!
BF: Mura kag buwad, parehas mog baho!
GF: Mura kag inun-unan, parehas ka aslum sa imong bugan!
BF: Ikaw ginamos!
GF: Ikaw bugok nga itlog!
BF: Pan-os ka!
GF: Sinuka sa hubog!
BF: Tae!
GF: Buwag nata!
BF: Maypa!


bwahahahaha...tago Lollaa....
ang bOrit kUng mAuy mAgdagHan DyutaY ra....

Pikoy

anak ug papa

Papa:

hoi! unsang oras na? nganu krn rka nkauli?

anak:

ah unsang klaseng knabuhia? ako pai
pangutan.on ug oras! maayog gidala2 ko nang relo!
kadaku sa orasan dha wla moi initiative mutan-aw?
ako pai hulaton pra pangutan-on sa oras!
matulog nko oi! naguba akong mood!

papa:

ay sori nak...


wehehe...skrima Lollaaa....;D

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Pikoy

lolo at apo

lolo: apo magtago ka! baka makita ka ng teacher mo, nag absent ka diba..!


apo: opo lolo! kayo din po magtago.


lolo: bakit?


apo: kasi excuse ko po namatay lolo ko… peace


wahahaha..lugod Lollaa...
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Lollapalooza

aww... way lain? hahahahhaha
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Pikoy

In a kindergaten class, the little girl asked:


girl: mam, mabubuntis po ba yung 40 yrs old???
teacher: oo
girl: yung 20?
teacher: oo
…girl: yung 5 yrs old???
teacher: hindi

(little boy whispered)

boy: sabi ko sayo eh… wag kang kabahan… :>

totoy ikaw na! hahahaha..

;D
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Pikoy

PULIS AT LOLA…


PULIS: LoLa, bakit nyo po sinaksak ung rapist?.

lOLA: damuhong un! Aba, matapos ako ihiga at hubaran, biglang tumayo at cnabi… .


“joke Lng Lola! Mano po!.

.eh serious kaya ako, papikit pikit pa nga ako eh..! .


wahahaha...ambak lollaa.....
.
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Lollapalooza

Anak: Mom I know the "TRUTH".
Mom: Ha!! Eto?? 500 wag kang maingay sa Dad mo!!
Anak: Dad I know the "TRUTH"
Dad: Ha!! Eto?? 1,000 huwag kang mag ingay sa Mom mo!!
Anak: : ( ok aa..:D Pagkakakitaan ko na to aa :D:D:D!!)
subukan ko nga sa katulong!!
"Inday I KNOW THE "TRUTH"
INDAY: Sa wakas!!!!!!!!Yakapin mo nga ako anak.




weeeeeee sayaw gangnam style Engr!!!!!
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Pikoy

GIRL & BOY


girl: hayop ka! pagkatapos mo pasubo at pablow

sakin, ipputok mo pa mukha ko?

boy: di q na mapigilan ehh.










girl: Cge bili ka ulit ng plastic balloon!


wahaha...Lolla unsa man.......;D


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Lollapalooza

Teacher: Tikyo unsa may generic name sa biogesic?

Tikyo : Paracetamol ma'am. Ma,am, si Tikyo ang nangutana sa teacher, Unsa may generic name sa condom?

Teacher : Naa bay generic nang condom Tikyo?

Tikyo : Naa ma'am oi. PARASATUMOY.




para sa Pikoy... heheheheh
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Pikoy

WIFE UG HUSBAND

wife: huboa akong panty,

husband: oh, hubo nah!

wife: huboa akong bra,

husband: oh, hubo jna!















wife: sunod ayaw na ug panul-ob sa akong gm8 ha?
bayota ka!


wahaha...hay naku Lolla,...
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BolBuhol


WIFE UG HUSBAND

wife: huboa akong panty,

husband: oh, hubo nah!

wife: huboa akong bra,

husband: oh, hubo jna!















wife: sunod ayaw na ug panul-ob sa akong gm8 ha?
bayota ka!


wahaha...hay naku Lolla,...

hobo a sag akong postiso kag ako napog mag osap osap sang kang ong.

Pikoy


hobo a sag akong postiso kag ako napog mag osap osap sang kang ong.

unswaaaaaaaaaaa....mabuang ko bajot...;D ;D
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Lollapalooza

A sexy lady in a bar walks up to the bartender and puts her fingers in his mouth.

He lustfully kisses and licks each finger.

She says: “Tell your manager there’s no toilet paper!”



;D ;D ;D ferti nimo Engr!!!
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Pikoy

C mahal sumakay sa taxi..


MAHAL:dlaybel alam mo to adles..?

DRIVER:ano po adress…?

MAHAL:sik sik 0 ten patay titi…!



DRIVER:patingn nga….ah….




66010 PASAY CITY…!

wahahahahahahahaah..


wala lang....:D
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Pikoy

boy ug girl


BOY: miss, energy drnk kaba?



GIRL: sus karaang diskarte . ky nganu mawala imong kakapoy
kung naa ko?




BOY: dli, ang imu man gud nawong murag cobra! bwaaahahahah! piskot rapod!..:D
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fdaray

KOn masayop ang engr, mahugmak ang building
Kon masayop ang abogado, mapriso
Kon masayop ang doktor, maminteryo
Kon masayop ang teacher, erase the blackboard.
Life is what you make.
Kon naa kay gisoksok, naa kay makuot.

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BolBuhol


KOn masayop ang engr, mahugmak ang building
Kon masayop ang abogado, mapriso
Kon masayop ang doktor, maminteryo
Kon masayop ang teacher, erase the blackboard.

iris da blakbord kag magsopak ka gid sang ini na istorya ibitay ka gid ni mam sang plagpul.

hubag bohol


iris da blakbord kag magsopak ka gid sang ini na istorya ibitay ka gid ni mam sang plagpul.

...kag huboang sang purol haron manugbisto hang sikrit ni toto... ;D
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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hubag bohol


Kon masayop ang abogado, mapriso
Kon masayop ang doktor, maminteryo

Kon masayop ang abogado, mapriso, ingnon nga bugo abogadoha...

Kon masayop ang doktor, maminteryo, ingnon pagbuot sa Ginoo...

:P
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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Pikoy


...kag huboang sang purol haron manugbisto hang sikrit ni toto... ;D

ug didto nag bitay2x sang murag bunga sang dol2x..bwahaha..
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hubag bohol


ug didto nag bitay2x sang murag bunga sang dol2x..bwahaha..

Hmm, bunga sang dol2x nga laya na gid kag hapit na manugtagak? ;D
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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Pikoy


Hmm, bunga sang dol2x nga laya na gid kag hapit na manugtagak? ;D

laya gid ba hang purma sang nag bitay2x hang ebidensya ni to..heheh. :D :D
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Pikoy

MS. Beauty Pageant!!!!

MS.VENEZUELA-------OLA VIOLA KASEROLA SARANGGOLA TINOLA ARINOLA NI LOLA, VENEZUELA!!!!!

MS.NORWAY------------ANYWAY HIGHWAY EXPRESSWAY THERE’S NO OTHER WAY, NORWAY!!!!!

MS.HUNGARY-----------GUTOM KA GUTOM AKO GUTOM TAYONG LAHAT, HUNGARAY!!!!!

MS.KENYA--------------HINDI SAYO HINDI SA AKIN KANINO SIYA?, KENYA!!!!!

MS.PHILIPPINES------MULA SA LUPAING KULANG SA BIGAS MATAAS ANG GAS SANDAMAKMAK ANG MANDURUGAS, PILIPINAS!!!!!


way lamiiiiiiiiiii............:D
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hubag bohol


way lamiiiiiiiiiii............:D

Bwahaha! Maayong pagkabakwi! ;D
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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Lollapalooza

Teacher: may 5 ibon, binaril ko ang isa, ilan na lang ang natira?

Juan: isa maam.

Teacher: tanga ka ba? lima ngang ibon tapos isa lang binaril ko..di ka ba marunong magbilang?

Juan: bobo ka ba maam? pag ikaw ba, binaril yung katabi mo, steady ka lang dun?!




hahay ka INITing else na lang gyud..
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Pikoy


Teacher: may 5 ibon, binaril ko ang isa, ilan na lang ang natira?

Juan: isa maam.

Teacher: tanga ka ba? lima ngang ibon tapos isa lang binaril ko..di ka ba marunong magbilang?

Juan: bobo ka ba maam? pag ikaw ba, binaril yung katabi mo, steady ka lang dun?!




hahay ka INITing else na lang gyud..


pwd gitikon ko nmu Lolla...
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Lollapalooza



pwd gitikon ko nmu Lolla...


banhaw man akong sparring partner.. hehehe gilaay na fud u?
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Pikoy



banhaw man akong sparring partner.. hehehe gilaay na fud u?

d bc man gud paminsan minsan ang ala ala..........heehh...sparring ha..gusto kag sparring Lolla? unsang klasiha sa sparring wrestling, judo, kumbati, etc.........:D :D
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Lollapalooza


d bc man gud paminsan minsan ang ala ala..........heehh...sparring ha..gusto kag sparring Lolla? unsang klasiha sa sparring wrestling, judo, kumbati, etc.........:D :D

sparring ug binotbot gud... hawd man ka ana.. ;D
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Pikoy


sparring ug binotbot gud... hawd man ka ana.. ;D

binotbot sa kibot..heheh :D :D siya ra baya gyud hawod ana..hehe lolla.. :D
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