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fdaray

#300
December 18, 2012, 07:09:25 PM
Mokatawa na lang ko og  he..., he..., he....
Life is what you make.
Kon naa kay gisoksok, naa kay makuot.

http://feldarblogspotcom.blogspot.com/
http://darayagrifacts.blogspot.com/

Pikoy

#301
December 18, 2012, 09:45:43 PM

DIWATA: Ano ang iyong kahilingan?

PANGET: Nakikita mo ang mapang ito? Dalhin mo ako sa bansang ito (New York) at sa babaeng nakalaan para sa kin.

DIWATA: Sorry, hanggang dito lng sa Pilipinas ang powers ko, iba na lang ang hilingin mo.
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PANGET: Sige, maging normal na tao ka na lng at pakasalanan mo ako.

DIWATA: Patingin nga ng mapa na yan, at baka magawan ko ng paraan!..

echowss..

:-*
ang bOrit kUng mAuy mAgdagHan DyutaY ra....

Lollapalooza

#302
December 23, 2012, 12:57:00 PM
Dear Lovelife,

Tagal uh? Traffic?.....



#strandedsiguro

hahahaha ;D
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Pikoy

#303
December 23, 2012, 01:33:28 PM

Dear Lovelife,

Tagal uh? Traffic?.....



#strandedsiguro

hahahaha ;D

weeeeee... Merry Xmas lolla :-*
ang bOrit kUng mAuy mAgdagHan DyutaY ra....

Lollapalooza

#304
December 23, 2012, 01:35:24 PM

weeeeee... Merry Xmas lolla :-*

Merry Christmas too Engr. :-* ^_^
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Pikoy

#305
December 23, 2012, 01:43:15 PM

Merry Christmas too Engr. :-* ^_^

Gracias y feliz año nuevo adelantado demasiado :-*
ang bOrit kUng mAuy mAgdagHan DyutaY ra....

fdaray

#306
December 23, 2012, 10:20:03 PM
Nanaygon sa tindahan sa Insik, alas 12 sa udto
mananaygon: Oh holy niiiight, the stars are brightly shiiiining....
Insik:Unsa olay nayt, udto totok kalon, unsa star brayt shining,
       way bitoon kalon. Dili ko hatag sisilyo.
Mananaygon: Tank you, tank you , ang kakulipot ninyo.
Insik: Oooo, di ko kulipot, hatag ko sisilyo.
Life is what you make.
Kon naa kay gisoksok, naa kay makuot.

http://feldarblogspotcom.blogspot.com/
http://darayagrifacts.blogspot.com/

Lollapalooza

#307
December 24, 2012, 10:42:40 PM
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap...


ang baet naman hehehe
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Pikoy

#308
December 26, 2012, 01:30:27 PM

Nanaygon sa tindahan sa Insik, alas 12 sa udto
mananaygon: Oh holy niiiight, the stars are brightly shiiiining....
Insik:Unsa olay nayt, udto totok kalon, unsa star brayt shining,
       way bitoon kalon. Dili ko hatag sisilyo.
Mananaygon: Tank you, tank you , ang kakulipot ninyo.
Insik: Oooo, di ko kulipot, hatag ko sisilyo.

he----he----he
ang bOrit kUng mAuy mAgdagHan DyutaY ra....

Pikoy

#309
December 26, 2012, 01:32:05 PM

Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap...


ang baet naman hehehe



nya ikaw 2ng babaye la?? ;)
ang bOrit kUng mAuy mAgdagHan DyutaY ra....

Lollapalooza

#310
January 06, 2013, 05:51:31 PM
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Lollapalooza

#311
January 06, 2013, 05:55:40 PM
GF:Lumayas ka!

BF:Bkit?

GF:Niloloko mo ko nkita kta sa mall me ksama kang babae!

BF:Hindi totoo yan ksi sya ang niloloko ko,asawa ko yun eh!



waleyy lang...
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

fdaray

#312
January 10, 2013, 03:02:02 PM
Nagbunyag sa simbahan.
Pari: Kinsay ngalan sa bata?
Inahan: Condom Father, combination sa among ngalan
    Connie ug Dominick.
Pari: Very unique .
Sunod nga nagpabunyag.
Pari: Kinsay ngalan, wala pa.
Inahan: Ikaw na lang magcombination, Father.
Pari:  Kinsay ngalan sa mga ginikanan?
Inahan: Ako si Pilar ug ang amahan si Sotero.
Pari:Very unique gihapon ang pangalan, Pisot.

       
Life is what you make.
Kon naa kay gisoksok, naa kay makuot.

http://feldarblogspotcom.blogspot.com/
http://darayagrifacts.blogspot.com/

Lollapalooza

#313
January 14, 2013, 01:46:15 PM
‎2 friends talking....

PEDRO: wow pare! Nood ako sine kanina, ubos P1000.00 ko!

JUAN: ha? bakit?

PEDRO: bili ako ng bili ng ticket, pinupunit nung babae sa pinto! adik ata!



walleyyyy... ipa photocopy na lang... ;D
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Lollapalooza

#314
January 14, 2013, 01:46:52 PM
Juan: pangarap kong kumita ng half a million monthly gaya ni tatay.

Pedro: wow! ganyan kalaki kinikita ng tatay mo?

Juan: hindi, yan din ang pangarap niya...


yowwnnn.. paningkamot ug paningtiil...
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

fdaray

#315
January 14, 2013, 01:59:38 PM

Juan: pangarap kong kumita ng half a million monthly gaya ni tatay.

Pedro: wow! ganyan kalaki kinikita ng tatay mo?

Juan: hindi, yan din ang pangarap niya...

ha...,ha..., ha...,


yowwnnn.. paningkamot ug paningtiil...
Life is what you make.
Kon naa kay gisoksok, naa kay makuot.

http://feldarblogspotcom.blogspot.com/
http://darayagrifacts.blogspot.com/

Votives

#316
January 14, 2013, 03:41:00 PM

3 ka babaye na halos nag dungan ug pama uli sa ilang boarding house. Gikan sa ilang date...

Girl1: hay!!! excited kaayo ang akong date..tan-awa nagubot akong buhok!!!

Girl2: hmmp ako ang da best..tan-awa napala akong make-up!!!

Girl3: (nagkatawa sa duha ka babaye na iyan ka boardmate..) dayon gihubo ang panty, gi labay sa wall..ming-pilit!!! sabay ingun maoy nay da best na date!!!



Think wisely before you speak and listen intently to the people with fruit on the tree. Break down the barrier of stubbornness and pride otherwise you'll always be a part of the crowd..

Lollapalooza

#317
January 15, 2013, 05:29:27 PM
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Lollapalooza

#318
January 17, 2013, 10:36:25 AM
Three drunk guys entered a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine & turned it off again. He told them."We have arrived ". The 1st guy gave him money & the 2nd guy said "thank you". The 3rd guy gave the driver a slap. The driver was shocked, thinking the 3rd drunk knew what he did. But he asked "whats that for?". The 3rd guy replied:
"CONTROL YOUR SPEED NEXT TIME U MORON, you nearly killed us!".

;D
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Votives

#319
January 17, 2013, 01:35:19 PM
Paano mo nahahanap ang true love mo
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Kung hindi pa tayo.... :)
Think wisely before you speak and listen intently to the people with fruit on the tree. Break down the barrier of stubbornness and pride otherwise you'll always be a part of the crowd..

Lollapalooza

#320
January 17, 2013, 01:40:18 PM
wrong thread man ka Engr... adto sa pick up lines hehehehe
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Votives

#321
January 17, 2013, 01:43:09 PM
gitik-gitik mansad na ang pick up lines... tan awa nakilig ka:)
Think wisely before you speak and listen intently to the people with fruit on the tree. Break down the barrier of stubbornness and pride otherwise you'll always be a part of the crowd..

Lollapalooza

#322
January 17, 2013, 01:44:06 PM
toink...hahahahahhaahah aw mao ba na hala sige... hehehehe
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Votives

#323
January 17, 2013, 01:57:41 PM
Ayoko sa ADMU, DLSU, FEU, AU, NU, CEU, MCU, PCU
Gusto ko maging SAU neth.
:)
Think wisely before you speak and listen intently to the people with fruit on the tree. Break down the barrier of stubbornness and pride otherwise you'll always be a part of the crowd..

Lollapalooza

#324
January 17, 2013, 02:04:13 PM
pusang iring hahahaha aw... ;D
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Lollapalooza

#325
January 17, 2013, 02:08:42 PM



yan tuloy... epal kasi hehehehe
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Votives

#326
January 17, 2013, 02:09:58 PM
OPO neth..
Think wisely before you speak and listen intently to the people with fruit on the tree. Break down the barrier of stubbornness and pride otherwise you'll always be a part of the crowd..

Lollapalooza

#327
January 17, 2013, 02:15:10 PM
hehehehe opo nga gulay? heheheh
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Votives

#328
January 17, 2013, 02:17:52 PM
o mao na... lamian ko anah murag ikaw yummy...:)


Ang babae parang barbie … Pinaglalaruan, Pinagsasawaan at tinatapon!
Pero ang tunay na lalaki tulad ko … di naglalaro ng barbie lalo na pag chubby.:);):D

Think wisely before you speak and listen intently to the people with fruit on the tree. Break down the barrier of stubbornness and pride otherwise you'll always be a part of the crowd..

Lollapalooza

#329
January 17, 2013, 02:58:19 PM
aw unsa diay imo kanang mannequin? or stuff toy nga lami i-kadol heheheheheh
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Votives

#330
January 17, 2013, 03:04:04 PM
human being akong ganahan.... kanang kusog mo agik-ik...:)
Think wisely before you speak and listen intently to the people with fruit on the tree. Break down the barrier of stubbornness and pride otherwise you'll always be a part of the crowd..

Lollapalooza

#331
January 17, 2013, 03:05:47 PM
hehehehe... pangitaan tika'g bungisngis hahahaha
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Votives

#332
January 17, 2013, 03:06:59 PM
nganong bungisngis man jud... ikaw nalang d i..:)
Think wisely before you speak and listen intently to the people with fruit on the tree. Break down the barrier of stubbornness and pride otherwise you'll always be a part of the crowd..

Lollapalooza

#333
January 17, 2013, 03:07:55 PM
kusog man kaha mo agik-ik hahaha di ba bungisngis mana?
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Votives

#334
January 17, 2013, 03:09:27 PM
bitaw noh... lingaw na kakuyog... bungisngis pud ka neth?
Think wisely before you speak and listen intently to the people with fruit on the tree. Break down the barrier of stubbornness and pride otherwise you'll always be a part of the crowd..

Lollapalooza

#335
January 17, 2013, 03:17:57 PM
kaayo... hilomon sa taong hilomon, sabaan sa taong pareha pod nako sabaan... bitaw, depende ra man sa taong akong ma ila ila Engr..
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Votives

#336
January 17, 2013, 03:23:52 PM
adjustable range diay ka neth... mao jud na akong ganahan sa usa babaye....
murag ingon ani bah..
My attitude is based on how you treat me.
in tagalog Ang aking ugali ay nakasalalay kung paano mo ako ILIBRE.
:)
Think wisely before you speak and listen intently to the people with fruit on the tree. Break down the barrier of stubbornness and pride otherwise you'll always be a part of the crowd..

Lollapalooza

#337
January 17, 2013, 03:33:34 PM
hehehe ana manang maestra Engr.. adjustable... jowk
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Votives

#338
January 17, 2013, 03:34:44 PM
mao bitaw ganahan ko og maestra...:)
Think wisely before you speak and listen intently to the people with fruit on the tree. Break down the barrier of stubbornness and pride otherwise you'll always be a part of the crowd..

Lollapalooza

#339
January 17, 2013, 03:38:52 PM
maestra imong gusto? naa'y daghan dire hehehe akong boss, dalaga pa Engr.. ;D
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Votives

#340
January 17, 2013, 03:46:12 PM
dalagang ulay???
Think wisely before you speak and listen intently to the people with fruit on the tree. Break down the barrier of stubbornness and pride otherwise you'll always be a part of the crowd..

Lollapalooza

#341
January 17, 2013, 03:47:01 PM
ngek dalaga oi... manghud nako ug 4 years... kaw jud.. hahaha
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Votives

#342
January 17, 2013, 03:48:22 PM
picture bah..
Think wisely before you speak and listen intently to the people with fruit on the tree. Break down the barrier of stubbornness and pride otherwise you'll always be a part of the crowd..

Lollapalooza

#343
January 17, 2013, 03:49:44 PM
sa akong boss? hehehe sorry bawal... serious type ning akong boss pero cool kaayo ;D
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Lollapalooza

#344
January 17, 2013, 03:50:40 PM
describe na lang nako.. taas nga babae, intsik, chubby pod gamay, gwapa :D
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Votives

#345
January 17, 2013, 03:50:45 PM
aw dili nalang bawal man kaha..
Think wisely before you speak and listen intently to the people with fruit on the tree. Break down the barrier of stubbornness and pride otherwise you'll always be a part of the crowd..

Votives

#346
January 17, 2013, 03:53:17 PM

describe na lang nako.. taas nga babae, intsik, chubby pod gamay, gwapa :D
puedi ikaw nalang..
Think wisely before you speak and listen intently to the people with fruit on the tree. Break down the barrier of stubbornness and pride otherwise you'll always be a part of the crowd..

Lollapalooza

#347
January 17, 2013, 03:54:01 PM
unsa diay imong gusto? ;D
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Lollapalooza

#348
January 17, 2013, 03:54:51 PM

puedi ikaw nalang..

aw syalan ba.. hehehehe
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Votives

#349
January 17, 2013, 03:59:32 PM

unsa diay imong gusto? ;D

kaklaro anah... ikaw..:)
Think wisely before you speak and listen intently to the people with fruit on the tree. Break down the barrier of stubbornness and pride otherwise you'll always be a part of the crowd..

Lollapalooza

#350
January 17, 2013, 04:02:37 PM
aw... perti ba nakapagawas ug gibati dire oi... public na public gyud... hahaha peace
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Lollapalooza

#351
January 17, 2013, 04:32:10 PM
toink.. mamiya man ug pinakalit :o
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Votives

#352
January 17, 2013, 04:39:49 PM
nikaon ea gani luod dayon... hehe
Think wisely before you speak and listen intently to the people with fruit on the tree. Break down the barrier of stubbornness and pride otherwise you'll always be a part of the crowd..

Lollapalooza

#353
January 17, 2013, 04:49:03 PM
aw sorry gud... abi man nako ug ako ra imong gipatikaw tikaw dire ;D
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Votives

#354
January 17, 2013, 04:51:09 PM
ganahan jud ko nimu oi kay luoran... :)
Think wisely before you speak and listen intently to the people with fruit on the tree. Break down the barrier of stubbornness and pride otherwise you'll always be a part of the crowd..

Lollapalooza

#355
January 17, 2013, 04:54:00 PM
ahahahah luoran man gyud ko sa tinuod lang.. impulsive... ;D
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Votives

#356
January 17, 2013, 04:56:12 PM
ka klaro anah...:) ugma napud ha... gtg na kay ikog nako sa among company cge rako internet karon adlawa...:)
Think wisely before you speak and listen intently to the people with fruit on the tree. Break down the barrier of stubbornness and pride otherwise you'll always be a part of the crowd..

Lollapalooza

#357
January 17, 2013, 04:58:42 PM
hahaha o sige Engr. Salamat karong adlawa.. mingaw man gud dre sa opis mao la ko lingaw pod.. hehehe Amping permi..:)
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Lollapalooza

#358
January 24, 2013, 03:57:55 PM


ibang klase dumiskarte ;D ;D
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Votives

#359
January 24, 2013, 03:59:53 PM
kamao sad ning tawhana dah... sundon beh:)
Think wisely before you speak and listen intently to the people with fruit on the tree. Break down the barrier of stubbornness and pride otherwise you'll always be a part of the crowd..

Lollapalooza

#360
January 24, 2013, 04:20:02 PM
maayo.. unya ingna ko kung epektib ba hahah
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

BolBuhol

#361
January 25, 2013, 10:51:24 PM
After sex with a college girl...

Tongresman: Hmmmmm how much gid haw?
Nene      : P200 pesos lang gid sir.
Tongresman: What?  paano gid ka mabuhi sang P200 pesos?
Nene      : Ay sir, sideline ra nako ni haw, blakmel man gid hang akon na
              negosyo haw  ... bantay ka gid ni mam subong.

Lollapalooza

#362
January 27, 2013, 02:17:44 PM
(Beauty contest)

Emcee: What’s the big problem facing the country today?

Contestant: Drugs

Emcee: Very good, why do you say that?

Contestant: Ang mahal kasi eh!


adik..
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Lollapalooza

#363
January 27, 2013, 02:18:57 PM
Bush: What are the pollutants in your country?
Jingoy: We have lots of pollutants.. ..we have sisig, kilawin, chicharon, mani
Erap: Anak, may nakalimutan ka, Boy Bawang pa..



amf... korniks..
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Lollapalooza

#364
January 27, 2013, 02:21:14 PM
Sa loob ng isang kwarto sa mental hospital may tatlong pasyente... isang araw dumalaw ang doctor
pag pasok ng doctor nakita nia si pasyente 1 nagbabasa ng libro

Doctor: aba! nagiimprove ka na ha!
Pasyente 1: i merely want to kill the time and so i ended up picking a random book
doctor: maganda yan, big words ah..

paglingon ng doctor nakita niya si pasyente 2 nagsusulat

Doctor: aba! isa ka pa! nagiimprove ka na a! mabuti yan!
Pasyente 2: nagsusulat lang po ako ng nobela. aktibo po kasi imahinasyon ko ngaun e.
Doctor: good good. pagkatapos pabasa ako ha..

pagkatapos mag-usap ng doctor at ni pasyente 2 nakita niya si pasyente 3 natayo sa lamesa at open arms pa!

Doctor: hoy ikaw! bumaba ka diyan! bakit di mo gayahin tong dalawa na to! walang pagbabago sa iyong kalagayan
Pasyente 3: doc ako po ang ilaw!
doctor: anung ilaw ka diyan! bumaba ka nga diyan (hinatak ng doctor si pasyente 3 pababa ng lamesa)

pasyente 1 at pasyente 2: ay! langya yan bastusan! may nagpatay ng ilaw!




iring gibidli... ;D
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Pikoy

#365
January 27, 2013, 02:42:07 PM
iring gibidli haw...!! :):-*
ang bOrit kUng mAuy mAgdagHan DyutaY ra....

fdaray

#366
February 02, 2013, 09:25:18 AM

iring gibidli haw...!! :):-*

Ondoy: Nganong cat man ang english sa iring Ma.?                                     
Inahan: Alang alang Dong...., nga mo cat cat man sa bungbong.
Ondoy: Bright gyod diay ka Ma.   
Life is what you make.
Kon naa kay gisoksok, naa kay makuot.

http://feldarblogspotcom.blogspot.com/
http://darayagrifacts.blogspot.com/

Lollapalooza

#367
February 04, 2013, 04:33:38 PM


;D ::) ;D
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Votives

#368
February 04, 2013, 04:35:41 PM
bwahaha nisudlot ang tumoy..
Think wisely before you speak and listen intently to the people with fruit on the tree. Break down the barrier of stubbornness and pride otherwise you'll always be a part of the crowd..

Lollapalooza

#369
February 07, 2013, 01:22:06 PM
Juan sa Starbucks

Juan: "isang kape nga."

waiter: sir, decaf po ba?

Juan: "tanga ka ba o sadyang bobo lang?! syempre de cup! bakit may kape na bang naka-pinggan?!"


bitaw... tanga gyud...
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Lollapalooza

#370
February 08, 2013, 01:35:08 PM
Dear LORD,

Kung wala akong ka-date ngayong Valentines
Sana Po Yung nag babasa nito ay...
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Wag Nyo rin pong bibigyan Please? :)
Damay-damay na 'to para Walang Lamangan.



weeeehh... ;D
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

BolBuhol

#371
February 08, 2013, 05:19:03 PM
Manog-init hang Lawas
Lula: Haniy, nabantayan ko gid bah na kung manogkape ta, manog-init dajon hang akon na lawas.
Lulu: Nganong indi gid manog-init, tan-awa ra gid ang imon na totoy, natuslob na sa kape!
;D

BolBuhol

#372
February 08, 2013, 05:34:23 PM
Titser Tubig kag Jota:

Titser:  klas, ano gid hang damo hang water or land?

(Miisa dajon sang kamot si botsoy.)

Botsoy: damo gid hang Land titser.

Titser: Bugo ka gid butsoy, pila na gid ginagbalikbalik naton hang kini na
        lesson haw, indi pa gid nimo nasayran na mas damo gid hang water haw.
        70% hang tubig kompara sang land 30% lang gid yah.

Botsoy: Mas bugo ka gid titser, way man gani ko nakaligo subong kag nagligad
        na mga adlaw, damo na gid dalikdik hang
        akon na li-og, kag katol nagid hang akon na itlog, way gid kami tubig
        tatlo na ka adlaw yah, tapos maghambal ka gid sang amon na damo hang
        tubig kompara sang land. :(

;D

hubag bohol

#373
February 14, 2013, 09:57:09 AM
Bwahaha! Waay ikahambal hang titser, labi na nga waay puas hang pagkinalot ni Botsoy sang ijang ginabunhok nga itlog haw! ;D
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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fdaray

#374
February 17, 2013, 03:22:44 PM
ha..., ha...,ha..., nalingaw gid ko ug katawa haw, may ara pa?
Life is what you make.
Kon naa kay gisoksok, naa kay makuot.

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Pikoy

#375
February 17, 2013, 03:53:03 PM
;D ::) sakto gid si butsoy,, nakatawa gid ko ani haw, indi na gid ako magpagitik sa imo ya... ;)
ang bOrit kUng mAuy mAgdagHan DyutaY ra....

Lollapalooza

#376
February 22, 2013, 04:48:22 PM
GF - Binabalaan kita, malapit nang dumating ang Daddy ko!

BF - Ha, e wala naman akong ginawang masama ah?

GF - Oo nga, kaya kung may binabalak ka gawin mo na.


;D ;D ;D
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

BolBuhol

#377
February 22, 2013, 06:36:35 PM

Dali Makatug

  TIKYO: Las, nasuspenso ka man kuno kay natug sa pwesto ?
 
KULAS: Mao lagi, bay. Ambot ngano kon adto ko sa balay
              di ko makatug apan kon makasul-ob ko sa uniporme
              sa pwesto dali ko magduka ug makatug.

TIKYO: Sayon ranang problemaha,bay.

KULAS: Unsaon man bay?

TIKYO: Aron makatug ka sa inyo balay,pag-uniporme.

Lollapalooza

#378
February 25, 2013, 03:34:20 PM
BF kasama si GF sa kwarto

GF: Hon, bakit may dalawang pirasong butil ng bigas dito sa drawer mo?

BF: Hon, aaminin ako sayo. Pag nagsisinungaling ako sayo, naglalagay ako ng isang butil ng bigas dyan.

GF: (kinilig) Wow. Mag lilimang buwan na tayo, 2 beses ka pa lang nagsinungaling sa akin. Iloveyou hon. :"> Eh bakit may 32 pesos dito?

BF: Umabot na kase ng isang kilo hon eh. Kaya binenta ko na. Sayang eh. >:))
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

fdaray

#379
February 26, 2013, 09:45:09 AM
ha...ha..ha.
Life is what you make.
Kon naa kay gisoksok, naa kay makuot.

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http://darayagrifacts.blogspot.com/

Votives

#380
February 26, 2013, 10:14:06 AM

Speaker: Who among u had xperience 2 have sex with a ghost?


(a farmer raises his hand)

Speaker: Really? How does it feel 2 have sex wd a ghost?

Farmer: Ai pastilan abi kog goats! Pastilan!


Think wisely before you speak and listen intently to the people with fruit on the tree. Break down the barrier of stubbornness and pride otherwise you'll always be a part of the crowd..

Votives

#381
February 26, 2013, 01:51:09 PM
Boy:tandaan mu lhat ng sa2bihin ko dhil imp0rtante ito?
Girl: ok anu ba sasabhin mu??
Boy:ahmmm',' mahal na mahal kita lagi m0ng tandaan na andito lng aq, lagi sa tabi mu...!!
Boy: anu natandaan mu bA??
Girl: (kinilig) ah oo naman,
Boy: good pakisabi yan sa bestfriend mu, ahH. Tnx!!
Think wisely before you speak and listen intently to the people with fruit on the tree. Break down the barrier of stubbornness and pride otherwise you'll always be a part of the crowd..

Lollapalooza

#382
March 06, 2013, 04:08:44 PM
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Lollapalooza

#383
March 06, 2013, 04:12:03 PM
BUKNOY - bakit hindi mo ako kayang mahalin Inday?..age doesn't matter naman di ba?..e ano kung 13 ako at 23 ka na?..

INDAY - buknoy,..ang pag ibig ko ay naglalaman ng maseselang TEMA, LENGGUWAHE, KARAHASAN, SEXUAL at DROGA na hindi angkop sa mga bata....,,,hahahaha!!!
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Votives

#384
March 06, 2013, 04:53:43 PM
:)
Think wisely before you speak and listen intently to the people with fruit on the tree. Break down the barrier of stubbornness and pride otherwise you'll always be a part of the crowd..

Lollapalooza

#385
March 06, 2013, 05:00:35 PM
mister: "happy birthday, darling!"

misis: "thank you! nasan ang regalo mo sa akin?"

mister: "ay oo nga pala! nakikita mo ba yung BMW kulay pula na nakaparada sa kanto?"

misis: "OMG! oo! oo! diyos ko, hindi ako makapaniwala!"

mister: "binili kita ng toothbrush na kaparehong-kapareho ng kulay nun!"

misis: "@#%*& leche! lumayas ka sa harap ko!"



;D

#eksaytedmasyado
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Lollapalooza

#386
March 06, 2013, 05:01:49 PM
Boy: what course are you taking up?
Girl: Bs nursing, how about you?
Boy: Bs falling in love major in you!
Girl: Really? Do you know that i am planning to shift to a course BSBK-WKC
Boy: huh?
Girl: Bachelor of science in basted ka, major in wala kang chance...


#ouch! ;D
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Lollapalooza

#387
March 06, 2013, 05:02:22 PM
Girl: Anong gawa mo?

Boy: Wala. Gusto mo, GAWA tayo?

heheheheh ;D ::) ::)
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Lollapalooza

#388
March 06, 2013, 05:03:06 PM



not me :P
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Lollapalooza

#389
March 06, 2013, 05:04:21 PM
On wedding night, man asks wife: Akala ko ba first boyfriend mo ko? Bakit hindi ka na virgin?

Wife: Ikaw talaga ang first boyfriend ko. Yung iba, customers ko lang. Peks man!


:P
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

fdaray

#390
March 25, 2013, 10:07:18 AM
Nanay


si to bol gani ang papa ini?.... ;D
Nanay: Bakasyon na magpatuli na ka.
Toto: Ngano gid nga magpatuli man ko.
       Way pa man gani si Tatay nga kadako-dako ang penis niya.
Nanay: Sagdi na siya Toto, nabansay na gid ko sa iya.
Life is what you make.
Kon naa kay gisoksok, naa kay makuot.

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http://darayagrifacts.blogspot.com/

hubag bohol

#391
June 24, 2013, 03:09:02 PM
Asawa : bulag ta bulag, unggoy kang dako. Unggoy! Unggoy!
Bana : Di bulag kung bulag bakulaw ka ! Gorilya !
Kumpare : Mare ug pare dali ra gud kuyog mo nako.
Asawa ug bana (dungan): Ngano man pare, asa man ta paingon?
Kumpare : Ibalik ta mo sa lasang.


Bwahaha! ;D
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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hubag bohol

#392
June 24, 2013, 03:11:10 PM
Asawa : Nganong gidala man nimo diri sa balay kanang trabaho nimo?
Bana : Dinalian man gud ni pangga mao nga gidala a lang nako.
Asawa : Pistiha ani uy! Ikaw ray embalsamador nga nagdalag trabaho sa balay!


Yataps! :P
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Votives

#393
June 24, 2013, 03:15:30 PM
duha ka manag amigo...

hubz: pre ni adan og eva gyud diay ta gikan noh..
bulbs: dili pre oi gikan kuno ta sa ubggoy ingon akong mamag papa...
hubz: pre ayaw iapil apil imong pamilya pre....
bulbs: bangas ka! tulion tka ron..
Think wisely before you speak and listen intently to the people with fruit on the tree. Break down the barrier of stubbornness and pride otherwise you'll always be a part of the crowd..

hubag bohol

#394
June 24, 2013, 03:21:56 PM

duha ka manag amigo...

hubz: pre ni adan og eva gyud diay ta gikan noh..
bulbs: dili pre oi gikan kuno ta sa ubggoy ingon akong mamag papa...
hubz: pre ayaw iapil apil imong pamilya pre....
bulbs: bangas ka! tulion tka ron..

Bwahaha! Wa kaha ka masayop, Bay Vots? Si Bulbs ba jud ang kaestorya ni Hubz?
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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hubag bohol

#395
June 24, 2013, 03:27:57 PM
Bulbs: Pre, nganong nanabi man ka nga nawong kog unggoy? Tulion ta ka ron.
Hubz: Wa ko moingon nga nawong kag unggoy, Pre, akong giingon ang unggoy parehag nawong nimo.
Bulbs: Aw lagi, klaroha ba!
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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Votives

#396
June 24, 2013, 03:29:42 PM

Bwahaha! Wa kaha ka masayop, Bay Vots? Si Bulbs ba jud ang kaestorya ni Hubz?

aw sorry si sir bulbs diay... bwahahaha
Think wisely before you speak and listen intently to the people with fruit on the tree. Break down the barrier of stubbornness and pride otherwise you'll always be a part of the crowd..

Votives

#397
June 24, 2013, 03:33:37 PM

Bulbs: Pre, nganong nanabi man ka nga nawong kog unggoy? Tulion ta ka ron.
Hubz: Wa ko moingon nga nawong kag unggoy, Pre, akong giingon ang unggoy parehag nawong nimo.
Bulbs: Aw lagi, klaroha ba!

samot! bwahaha  vice versa raman na oi...

Bulbs: sagdi lang nawong og unggoy pre daghsn man og $....
Think wisely before you speak and listen intently to the people with fruit on the tree. Break down the barrier of stubbornness and pride otherwise you'll always be a part of the crowd..

hubag bohol

#398
June 24, 2013, 04:07:25 PM

samot! bwahaha  vice versa raman na oi...

Bulbs: sagdi lang nawong og unggoy pre daghsn man og $....

Agoi, ayaw iliko, Bay Vots. Di ka hadlok tulion? ;D
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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Votives

#399
June 24, 2013, 04:11:37 PM
hadlok intawn lisud man gud ning tuli nata nya tulion pa jud... puedi botangan nalang og boletas...
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