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Votives

Think wisely before you speak and listen intently to the people with fruit on the tree. Break down the barrier of stubbornness and pride otherwise you'll always be a part of the crowd..

Pikoy


>Go to Google
>Type callhim (make sure all one word) into the search bar.. hit enter..
>Click on the first link that pops up
>Type in your name
>Press "Go"


nice Lolla:

"GOD is LOVE all the time & all the Time LOVE is GOD". :)
ang bOrit kUng mAuy mAgdagHan DyutaY ra....

hubag bohol

...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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Lollapalooza

"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Pikoy

sa kol center

Cust: hiillo! wala kasi yung bell ng pon namin???

Call center Agent: Hindi naman po ba nabagsak yung phone?

Cust: Hende naman…

Call center Agent: Kailan pa po ito nagsimula?

Cust: Ang alen?

Call center Agent: .Na hindi po nagri-ring yung phone?

Cust: Nagre-reng naman ah?!

Call center Agent: Di ba wala pong ring?

Cust: Hende! yong BELL!.. yong lestahan nong babayaran namin!!!

Call center Agent: aahhh… yung BILL?!!!

(hende kase nagve-verefie mabote… tsk, tsk, tsk…)pagkalaay lang gyud..
ang bOrit kUng mAuy mAgdagHan DyutaY ra....

fdaray

Life is what you make.
Kon naa kay gisoksok, naa kay makuot.

http://feldarblogspotcom.blogspot.com/
http://darayagrifacts.blogspot.com/

Pikoy

Sa isang contest, interview portion

Ano ga2win mo pag gumising ka
na may ktabing $1M?...

KANO: go on a world tour

HAPON: put up a bizniz

PINOY: 2log napud para
mahimong $2M!!!hehehe

pagkatapulan lang gyud oi!! :P
ang bOrit kUng mAuy mAgdagHan DyutaY ra....

Pikoy

Boy: nganu mura man kag nhadlok?

Girl: hapit kaha ko ma rape diha sa unahan, may gani naa koy kwarta.

Boy: unya emu na lang gihatag imung kwarta?


Girl: wala oi nag hotel nalang mi kay lain sad kayug diha rami sa daplin.



jajaja pagka boring lang gyud sa adlaw! ;)
ang bOrit kUng mAuy mAgdagHan DyutaY ra....

Pikoy

sa bahay ni tatay kanor


Tatay: Laki ng PLDT bills dito sa bahay. i don’t use this phone naman, i use my office phone.

Nanay: Same here. I use my work phone.

Anak: Me too, i use my company phone.



Inday: So what’s the problem? We all use the phone in our work, di ba?


:P :P wala lang...
ang bOrit kUng mAuy mAgdagHan DyutaY ra....

Lollapalooza

Pare1: Pre, nalasing ba ako kagabe?

Pare2: Hindi naman! Hinagis mo lang yung pusa namin sabay sigaw...
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GO PICACHU !!
THUNDERBOLT ATTACK !!


walleeyyy...
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Lollapalooza

Unsa man ang two words, usa tagalog usa english, na kung i sumpay kay same japun ug meaning?!
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eh di

CLEAN-LINIS (cleanliness)



weellliii?
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Pikoy

May kuwento ako sayo pare:

Ito pakinggan mo:

Nakasakay ako sa bus bandang likuran kaninang umaga. Ang tindi siguro ng pag mamahalan nong dalawa. Naglalambingan ,naghahalikan, at kung ano ano pa ang pinagagawa .maya-maya di na nakatiis yong babae inilabas yung suso at sinuso naman nong lalaki.

Pedro:  Wow !.. Matindi nga .

Juan:Matindi talaga! Ang babata pa naman.

Pedro: Mga ilang taon pare?

Juan: “Yong babae… mga 18 years old siguro.


Pero yong lalaki mas bata … siguro mga mag dadalawang taon..



nayahahahhah..kala mo ha! :P
ang bOrit kUng mAuy mAgdagHan DyutaY ra....

Pikoy



GO PICACHU !!
THUNDERBOLT ATTACK !!

walleeyyy...

hi lolla, gunayden!! musta? (r - t. h. e.) na lagi ka ron? ;)
ang bOrit kUng mAuy mAgdagHan DyutaY ra....

Lollapalooza


hi lolla, gunayden!! musta? (r - t. h. e.) na lagi ka ron? ;)

:-\ ako arte? pagsure... :P ikaw ra man ang dili managad..so wala na lang pod ko.. alangan ug mamugos ko nimo nga tagdon ko nimo kung di gyud ka.. :o
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Pikoy

si manny sa interbyu

Reporter: Ngayong nanalo ka Manny, anong pasalubong mo kay Jinkee?


Manny: Ibon syempre. Mahilig sya dun e.


Reporter: Ibon? Anong klaseng ibon?


Manny: Yung mga lipstek, pangmik up ba? Basta mga Ibon products! Yo know.


you know!!hehe
ang bOrit kUng mAuy mAgdagHan DyutaY ra....

Pikoy


:-\ ako arte? pagsure... :P ikaw ra man ang dili managad..so wala na lang pod ko.. alangan ug mamugos ko nimo nga tagdon ko nimo kung di gyud ka.. :o

waleyyyyyy... ahat man hhehe,, y hang over? haha :-*:-*

ang bOrit kUng mAuy mAgdagHan DyutaY ra....

Lollapalooza


waleyyyyyy... ahat man hhehe,, y hang over? haha :-*:-*



slight heheheh
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Pikoy


slight heheheh


islayht?? madutlan pa diay kag hang over la..!??.. ;)
ang bOrit kUng mAuy mAgdagHan DyutaY ra....

Lollapalooza



islayht?? madutlan pa diay kag hang over la..!??.. ;)

Mindanao Reggae Festival gabie... wala mi nanan-aw.. naa ra mi sa kilid kilid nag inom minaw lang heheheh
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Pikoy


Mindanao Reggae Festival gabie... wala mi nanan-aw.. naa ra mi sa kilid kilid nag inom minaw lang heheheh

tsk tsk pasuya mn ka la oi..mingaw narabakog lingaw2x da..heheh sagdi lang maasa raman na puhn..heheh :)
ang bOrit kUng mAuy mAgdagHan DyutaY ra....

Lollapalooza


tsk tsk pasuya mn ka la oi..mingaw narabakog lingaw2x da..heheh sagdi lang maasa raman na puhn..heheh :)


hehehe wala ko nagpagsuya.. just telling the truth lang..;D
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Pikoy



hehehe wala ko nagpagsuya.. just telling the truth lang..;D

weeee hubog aii... :P ;) :)
ang bOrit kUng mAuy mAgdagHan DyutaY ra....

Lollapalooza


weeee hubog aii... :P ;) :)

ngek.. may pa ka buot-buot.. :P
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Pikoy


ngek.. may pa ka buot-buot.. :P

bahal pa la ohh..hehehe :P
ang bOrit kUng mAuy mAgdagHan DyutaY ra....

Lollapalooza


bahal pa la ohh..hehehe :P

imo lang na..
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Pikoy


imo lang na..

b ari bi kay akong iyarok ug deritso.. ;)
ang bOrit kUng mAuy mAgdagHan DyutaY ra....

BolBuhol

bahal toba:

ontoy: pare pansot matay gasto kaayo sigi inom oi manimaho pa jod ta ug ta e
        inig ka ugma.
pansot: kay unsa diay imong ginainom pre ontoy?
ontoy: bahal mahal na kaayo ang osang galon
pansot: aw kini mas maayo pre para walay gasto
ontoy:  unsa man pre.
pansot:  kaon ka na lang ta e pre aron manimaho ka bahal inig ka ogma



Votives

more pa.... lingaw ko basa...
Think wisely before you speak and listen intently to the people with fruit on the tree. Break down the barrier of stubbornness and pride otherwise you'll always be a part of the crowd..

fdaray

Asa man dapit gitikon  aron makatawa.
Life is what you make.
Kon naa kay gisoksok, naa kay makuot.

http://feldarblogspotcom.blogspot.com/
http://darayagrifacts.blogspot.com/

Pikoy


Asa man dapit gitikon  aron makatawa.

sa kigow sir.. ;D
ang bOrit kUng mAuy mAgdagHan DyutaY ra....

fdaray

Nabuntis si Inday.
Anak: (naghilak) Nay disgrasya man gud ning akong pagkabuntis.
Inahan: (suko kaayo) Unsay disgrasya, nabanggaan kag o _ _ n
        sa karsada
Life is what you make.
Kon naa kay gisoksok, naa kay makuot.

http://feldarblogspotcom.blogspot.com/
http://darayagrifacts.blogspot.com/

hubag bohol


Nabuntis si Inday.
Anak: (naghilak) Nay disgrasya man gud ning akong pagkabuntis.
Inahan: (suko kaayo) Unsay disgrasya, nabanggaan kag o _ _ n
        sa karsada

Bwahaha! Nagkaangkang nga galakaw, nataopan hinuon! ;D
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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Pikoy


Nabuntis si Inday.
Anak: (naghilak) Nay disgrasya man gud ning akong pagkabuntis.
Inahan: (suko kaayo) Unsay disgrasya, nabanggaan kag o _ _ n
        sa karsada

nadisgrasya nahulogan ni Pikoy pagkahuman ug kaug panihapon.. :D
ang bOrit kUng mAuy mAgdagHan DyutaY ra....

hubag bohol


nadisgrasya nahulogan ni Pikoy pagkahuman ug kaug panihapon.. :D


Nahulogan? Nag-handstand galing si Inday...
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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BolBuhol

Pre 1:  Pre unsay e ingon sa babae kung pagkahuman ug labinglabing
Pre 2:  Kuan pre kalamiiiiii,,,
Pre 1:  Dili pre
Pre 2:  Maayo imong pirformance.
Pre 1:  Dili gihapon pre
Pre 2:  Kagilok
Pre 1:  Dili pre,
Pre 2:  Kay unsa man diay pre?
Pre 1:  Asang trapo kay sapnot kaayo.

;D

hubag bohol

He he, sapnot hang sip-on nga manugpilit sang tangkugo... :P
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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Lollapalooza

Teacher: If you give P100 to your friend but he only needs P50, how much will he return to you?

Student: Nothing !!

Teacher: You don’t know Math!!

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Student: Ma’am, you don’t know my friends!


weh..
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

bugsay


Nabuntis si Inday.
Anak: (naghilak) Nay disgrasya man gud ning akong pagkabuntis.
Inahan: (suko kaayo) Unsay disgrasya, nabanggaan kag o _ _ n
        sa karsada

bwahahaha!;D
kanang lain na pod sir fd.
βÏ...γσαψ

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Pikoy

Si kuya Himatyon


Anak: 'Nay! 'Nay! Si kuya mamamatay na yata.

Nanay: Bakit anak, ano'ng nangyayari sa kuya mo?!



Anak: Nandoon sa kuwarto...Nangingisay, tumitirik ang mata, at bumubula ang t-t!

arang gajud.. :)
ang bOrit kUng mAuy mAgdagHan DyutaY ra....

Pikoy

Bulag: Close your eyes…

Pilay: Give me your hand darling…

Bingi: Do you hear my heart beating?

Bobo: Do you understand?

Manhid: Do you feel the same?

Dukha: Am I only dreaming?

Bumbero: Is this burning? An eternal flame!

Pipi: Say my name

Baliw: Sunshine through the rain

Kawawa: My whole life, so lonely

Ilusyonada: then you’ve come and ease the pain

Martyr: I dont wanna lose this feeling..

Salingpusa: Ohhh…


haha gets mo?? kung wala kantahin mo nalang.. ;) pag kalaay man..
ang bOrit kUng mAuy mAgdagHan DyutaY ra....

fdaray

Sulod sa klase.
Teacher:Kinsay makamemorize og poem
Estoy: Ako mam
Teacher:Yes, recite it in the class.
Estoy: A Youth
       Oh thin youth
       Sailing in the bay lot,
       Moving the low boat,
       Singing the bee song,
       Oh how wonderful,
       Being a youth,
       A youth there,
       A youth here,
       A youth anywhere.
Teacher:  Very,very,very good.
Life is what you make.
Kon naa kay gisoksok, naa kay makuot.

http://feldarblogspotcom.blogspot.com/
http://darayagrifacts.blogspot.com/

hubag bohol

Di na virgin kon maohon, kay na-euthanasia... ;D
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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Lollapalooza

TONYO: “Miss, isa ngang siopao, yung babae ha! ”
WAITRESS: “Babaeng siopao?? ”
TONYO: “Oo,yung papel na sapin, kumbaga napkin!! ”
WAITRESS: “Ah, ganun ba! E’ lalaking siopao po lang ang nandito.
TONYO: “Lalake?”
WAITRESS: “Opo, may itlog sa loob.

wasese..
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Lollapalooza

COMMON FILIPINO MISTAKE:

Nanay: "anak , isara mo un pinto bago ka lumabas"


pagsure inahan...
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Pikoy


COMMON FILIPINO MISTAKE:

Nanay: "anak , isara mo un pinto bago ka lumabas"


pagsure inahan...

weeee..anyong he seyo Lolla..unsay balita?
ang bOrit kUng mAuy mAgdagHan DyutaY ra....

Lollapalooza


weeee..anyong he seyo Lolla..unsay balita?

Madayaw Sir Piks... aw maayo ra man..pahulay ra dire sa balay... ikaw diha? unsay negosyo? hehehe
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Pikoy


Madayaw Sir Piks... aw maayo ra man..pahulay ra dire sa balay... ikaw diha? unsay negosyo? hehehe

Madayaw madam lolla.. aw maayo..pahulay nga dalang ehemmm...heheeh..ok rapod intawon nag dok2x napud,, negosyo kog shebu  ngari...ahahahh..
ang bOrit kUng mAuy mAgdagHan DyutaY ra....

Lollapalooza


Madayaw madam lolla.. aw maayo..pahulay nga dalang ehemmm...heheeh..ok rapod intawon nag dok2x napud,, negosyo kog shebu  ngari...ahahahh..

pahulay nga dalang dokdok ug fb..
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Pikoy


pahulay nga dalang dokdok ug fb..

awwww... :-*
ang bOrit kUng mAuy mAgdagHan DyutaY ra....

Lollapalooza


awwww... :-*

nagpaabot ko mahuman ug download ning bag-o sa twilight hehehe
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Pikoy


nagpaabot ko mahuman ug download ning bag-o sa twilight hehehe

naana man ko ana Lolla hanap man deli ko ganahan mo tan aw oi ;)
ang bOrit kUng mAuy mAgdagHan DyutaY ra....

Lollapalooza


naana man ko ana Lolla hanap man deli ko ganahan mo tan aw oi ;)

aw kung hanap akong maDL karon, usab na pod hehehehe
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Lollapalooza

PARE1: BRAD! Ano yung nabalitaan ko na under ka raw sa misis mo?

PARE2: SINO? AKO? Eh kani-kanina lang sinigawan ko pa nga misis ko brad eh.

PARE1: Ahh tsismis lang pala yun. Eh bakit mo pala sinigawan misis mo brad?

PARE2: Ah kasi yung misis ko brad sobra na. Biruin mo, naghuhugas pa ako ng pinggan tapos pag lalabahin na naman ako. TSK!
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Lollapalooza

Sampung mga daliri, nawala ang lima, hinanap ko, hinanap ko,
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Na sayo pala. ♥

Yeeeee. kagilook. Haha. ;">
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Votives

HHWW diay neth... wow ka sweet..
Think wisely before you speak and listen intently to the people with fruit on the tree. Break down the barrier of stubbornness and pride otherwise you'll always be a part of the crowd..

fdaray

Si Intoy usa ka bungi. Ulitawo na siya.
Usa ka gabii, wa nakauli .
Inahan: Asa ka gabii Intoy.
Intoy: Didto ko uyab. Layat mi
Inahan: Asa mo nanglayat?
Intoy: Layat mi Nay, kanang guwa,natot-natot tubig diyo.
Inahan: Hala..., Intoy kamao na jod ka.
Life is what you make.
Kon naa kay gisoksok, naa kay makuot.

http://feldarblogspotcom.blogspot.com/
http://darayagrifacts.blogspot.com/

Votives

kamao na unta si intoy pero kanga lang gihapon...
Think wisely before you speak and listen intently to the people with fruit on the tree. Break down the barrier of stubbornness and pride otherwise you'll always be a part of the crowd..

Pikoy


Si Intoy usa ka bungi. Ulitawo na siya.
Usa ka gabii, wa nakauli .
Inahan: Asa ka gabii Intoy.
Intoy: Didto ko uyab. Layat mi
Inahan: Asa mo nanglayat?
Intoy: Layat mi Nay, kanang guwa,natot-natot tubig diyo.
Inahan: Hala..., Intoy kamao na jod ka.


hahaha si intoy ana uga, ana tinil, ana diyo huyot untaun na ato ani yon sumbrono ong emi angga sa swagging ehyot ayang ...... :)
ang bOrit kUng mAuy mAgdagHan DyutaY ra....

Pikoy


Sampung mga daliri, nawala ang lima, hinanap ko, hinanap ko,
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Na sayo pala. ♥

Yeeeee. kagilook. Haha. ;">


pagkahilig ug pagilok sa akong lolla oi!!
ang bOrit kUng mAuy mAgdagHan DyutaY ra....

Votives

sweet kaau imong lolla bai piks... dili na jud ka kabiya anah..
Think wisely before you speak and listen intently to the people with fruit on the tree. Break down the barrier of stubbornness and pride otherwise you'll always be a part of the crowd..

fdaray



pagkahilig ug pagilok sa akong lolla oi!!
ha.., ha..., ha..... ibta na
Life is what you make.
Kon naa kay gisoksok, naa kay makuot.

http://feldarblogspotcom.blogspot.com/
http://darayagrifacts.blogspot.com/

Pikoy


ha.., ha..., ha..... ibta na

ang gieeeeeeoooohlok..??
ang bOrit kUng mAuy mAgdagHan DyutaY ra....

Lollapalooza



pagkahilig ug pagilok sa akong lolla oi!!

atotz... lolla jud nimo hahahaha fwedi maulaw?!?! ;D ;D ;D
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

hubag bohol


pagkahilig ug pagilok sa akong lolla oi!!


sweet kaau imong lolla bai piks... dili na jud ka kabiya anah..

He he, nagawngan na jud ang pikoy? As in hiniktan? ;D
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

Visit www.kwikcare-philcare.com - Most affordable HMO Health Insurance in the Philippines

Votives


atotz... lolla jud nimo hahahaha fwedi maulaw?!?! ;D ;D ;D
LQ...
Think wisely before you speak and listen intently to the people with fruit on the tree. Break down the barrier of stubbornness and pride otherwise you'll always be a part of the crowd..

Pikoy


atotz... lolla jud nimo hahahaha fwedi maulaw?!?! ;D ;D ;D

lain raba si pikoy ug maulaw lolla nako, kay mutoyhakaw deli mudongo.. :D
ang bOrit kUng mAuy mAgdagHan DyutaY ra....

Pikoy


He he, nagawngan na jud ang pikoy? As in hiniktan? ;D

gigawngang ug bolitas nya hiniktan ug nylon nga giaroyosan.. :D
ang bOrit kUng mAuy mAgdagHan DyutaY ra....

Pikoy


sweet kaau imong lolla bai piks... dili na jud ka kabiya anah..

sweet haneypay malong tay.. :D
ang bOrit kUng mAuy mAgdagHan DyutaY ra....

fdaray


lain raba si pikoy ug maulaw lolla nako, kay mutoyhakaw deli mudongo.. :D
kasayon ra pagpaluyahon si pokoy,butangan lag ice ang tumoy.
Life is what you make.
Kon naa kay gisoksok, naa kay makuot.

http://feldarblogspotcom.blogspot.com/
http://darayagrifacts.blogspot.com/

Pikoy


kasayon ra pagpaluyahon si pokoy,butangan lag ice ang tumoy.

haha butangag ice ug condense sa tumoy laming tupsan murag ice candy pikoy flavored.. :D
ang bOrit kUng mAuy mAgdagHan DyutaY ra....

Votives

wow kalami naba ana kan-on oi murag chupachups...
Think wisely before you speak and listen intently to the people with fruit on the tree. Break down the barrier of stubbornness and pride otherwise you'll always be a part of the crowd..

Pikoy


wow kalami naba ana kan-on oi murag chupachups...


oi ganahan diay kag ice candy nga pikoy flavored bai vots agoy!!..echusira aiiii... ;)
ang bOrit kUng mAuy mAgdagHan DyutaY ra....

Lollapalooza

PEDRO: Pareng JUAN, pakitranslate naman itong sulat galing kay Samantha, penpal ko sa US. Hindi ko maintindihan yung sulat, english kase. Pakitranslate lang. Babasahin ko na.
JUAN: OK. Walang problema!
PEDRO: My dearest PEDRO
JUAN: Ikaw yun.
PEDRO: Oo ako yun. How I long for your arms.
JUAN: Pano daw humaba yung braso mo?
PEDRO: Hindi naman mahaba yung braso ko.
JUAN: Eh hindi ko alam, yun yung tanong nya.
PEDRO: The first time I saw your picture, I felt happy.
JUAN: Nilagare daw nya yung litrato mo. Natuwa daw sya nung nilagare nya.
PEDRO: Baket naman? You have beautiful eyes.
JUAN: Pangbabae daw yung mata mo. Ayaw siguro sa pangbabaeng mata kaya nya nilagare.
PEDRO: Eh bat kailangan pang lagariin? Pwede namang guntingin na lang. I lost your picture last week.
JUAN: Winala daw nya yung picture.
PEDRO: Sana sinoli nalang nya! But i felt glad when i saw it again.
JUAN: Natuwa daw sya nung nilagare nya ulit yung picture.
PEDRO: Akala ko ba winala nya?
JUAN: Oo nga. Hindi ko din alam.
PEDRO: Even though you wrote me in Filipino, and I didn't understand your letter, I appreciate the thought.
JUAN: Kahit Filipino ka daw at hindi sya marunong magbasa, natutuwa sya na nag-iisip ka.
PEDRO: Hindi sya marunong magbasa? Tingin nya sa mga Pilipino, hindi nag-iisip?
JUAN: Siguro.
PEDRO: I hope you can send me more pictures.
JUAN: Padalahan mo daw sya ng litrato ng sigarilyo.
PEDRO: Baket?
JUAN: Ewan ko. Yung "More" daw.
PEDRO: Pwede naman ang champion bakit more pa! I'm sure you won't mind? :)
JUAN: Sigurado daw syang hindi ka nag-iisip. May smile pa.
PEDRO: Loko pala yan 'e!
JUAN: Oo nga.
PEDRO: Pards, paki sulatan nga. Sabihin mo lang na hindi ko na babasahin ang mga sulat nya, At hindi na din ako magsusulat sa kanya! At paalam na sa kanya!
JUAN: Sige sige... Eto na tapos na!!!! ("Dear Samantha, I am no read, no write.")



yowwnnnn oh... hehehe
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Lollapalooza

"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Chongki


Lollapalooza

"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Pikoy

ang bOrit kUng mAuy mAgdagHan DyutaY ra....

hubag bohol


Tobol: Bay, imo man daw gitug-anan ang akong uyab nga pisot ko?

Pikoy: Wa bay oi, ako ra siyang giingnan nga hapit na ka tulion.

Tobol: Aw lagi, abi nakog nitug-an ka.

;D
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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fdaray

Magtiayon mga senyor na.
Bana: Nagmenopause na man jod ka.
Asawa: Ikaw...., mikupos na pod ang imoha.
Life is what you make.
Kon naa kay gisoksok, naa kay makuot.

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Pikoy

ang bOrit kUng mAuy mAgdagHan DyutaY ra....

fdaray


;) :) ::)

Nagpustahay ang tulo, tag P100, kon kinsay way tuli.
Bentoy: Tan-awa, (gipakita ang buli) tuli ko oy.
Estoy: Ako tuli sad,o (gipakita sad ang buli).
Pikoy: Ako na gid ning P300, (gikuha). Tan-awa . way gid tuli ko e.
        (gipakita ang iyang pikoy nga way tuli.) daog ko e.
Life is what you make.
Kon naa kay gisoksok, naa kay makuot.

http://feldarblogspotcom.blogspot.com/
http://darayagrifacts.blogspot.com/

Pikoy


Nagpustahay ang tulo, tag P100, kon kinsay way tuli.
Bentoy: Tan-awa, (gipakita ang buli) tuli ko oy.
Estoy: Ako tuli sad,o (gipakita sad ang buli).
Pikoy: Ako na gid ning P300, (gikuha). Tan-awa . way gid tuli ko e.
        (gipakita ang iyang pikoy nga way tuli.) daog ko e.


yeaaaaaaaaaahhhh daug pikoy sombrono ddng emi angga swagging...... :)
ang bOrit kUng mAuy mAgdagHan DyutaY ra....

fdaray



yeaaaaaaaaaahhhh daug pikoy sombrono ddng emi angga swagging...... :)
ha..., ha...., ha..., taga-i kog barato Koy.
Life is what you make.
Kon naa kay gisoksok, naa kay makuot.

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http://darayagrifacts.blogspot.com/

Pikoy


ha..., ha...., ha..., taga-i kog barato Koy.

tik2x lay imo bossing............. :)
ang bOrit kUng mAuy mAgdagHan DyutaY ra....

fdaray

Alas dose sa udto. Mga bata ,nanagyon sa tindahan sa Insik.
Mananaygon; Mikanta...,Silent night, Holy night..,all is     
            calm....... Jingle bell..., jingle bell
Insik: Unsa kadasi silent night, udto totok, unsa kadasi
        all is cam. saba satyanan, hasta tao agi-agi. Unsa
        kadasi jingle bell..., wa mo da linganay.     
Life is what you make.
Kon naa kay gisoksok, naa kay makuot.

http://feldarblogspotcom.blogspot.com/
http://darayagrifacts.blogspot.com/

hubag bohol

Bwahaha! Nabali akong gusok sa pagkinatawa! :P
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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Lollapalooza

-eksena sa jeep!

girl: manong bayad.

driver: saan galing to?

girl: estudyante, nursing, St. Paul bagong sakay.

boy: (nayabangan, nagbayad ng 500 pesos)manong bayad.

driver: (galit) ilan dito sa 500?!

boy: isa lang. Keep the change, seaman, bagong sakay lang.

babae: (nayabangan din, nag abot ng 1,000)bayad, paki lang.

driver: wala bang mas maliit dito? Wala akong maisukli dito.

babae: sa'yo na lang ang sukli manong, TEACHER ako, bagong loan sa GSIS.


wallleyyy kayo sa titser kow... heheheheh
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Lollapalooza

NEW SCHOOL DICTIONARY:

ALLOWANCE - A force that motivates you to go to school.
BONUS - The key to pass the exam.
I.D. - Alternative ruler to draw a straight line.
STUDYING - Causes sleepiness faster than a sleeping pills.
UNIFORM - Where you wipe your wet hands after going to C.R.
TOMORROW - Deadline.
CLINIC - Home for best actors and actresses.
BREAK- Most enjoyable subject.
BALLPEN - Device used to draw something on the desk.
NERD - Bestfriend during exams.
CLASSMATE - Source of paper.
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

fdaray

ha..., ha..., ha.. naapay lain.
Life is what you make.
Kon naa kay gisoksok, naa kay makuot.

http://feldarblogspotcom.blogspot.com/
http://darayagrifacts.blogspot.com/

hubag bohol


Nagpustahay ang tulo, tag P100, kon kinsay way tuli.
Bentoy: Tan-awa, (gipakita ang buli) tuli ko oy.
Estoy: Ako tuli sad,o (gipakita sad ang buli).
Pikoy: Ako na gid ning P300, (gikuha). Tan-awa . way gid tuli ko e.
        (gipakita ang iyang pikoy nga way tuli.) daog ko e.


...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

Visit www.kwikcare-philcare.com - Most affordable HMO Health Insurance in the Philippines

fdaray

Unsay Tambal

Pare Imok: Unsay may tambal ning akong namok Pre nga dili naman
            makalakaw.
Pare Tikyo :Gidungoy man na Pre.Sayon ra ang tambal ana Pre.
Pre Imok: Unsay man Pre ang tambal.
Pare Tikyo:Patumara lang na Pre ug Tiwas silin, ug dili pa gyod maayo
     Pre, tingala ang tutunlan ug Kutsilyo selin.
Pare Imok.  ha,...ha...,ha...,
Life is what you make.
Kon naa kay gisoksok, naa kay makuot.

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http://darayagrifacts.blogspot.com/

Lollapalooza



alangan na man ug magsinagpa-ay sila... ;D ;D ;D
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Lollapalooza

VICE: "Sandali, may nakalimutan ako!"
VHONG: "Ano yon?"
VICE: "Shunga ka? Nakalimutan nga eh!

waleeyyy keu..
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Lollapalooza

"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Pikoy



Unsay Tambal

Pare Imok: Unsay may tambal ning akong namok Pre nga dili naman
            makalakaw.
Pare Tikyo :Gidungoy man na Pre.Sayon ra ang tambal ana Pre.
Pre Imok: Unsay man Pre ang tambal.
Pare Tikyo:Patumara lang na Pre ug Tiwas silin, ug dili pa gyod maayo
     Pre, tingala ang tutunlan ug Kutsilyo selin.
Pare Imok.  ha,...ha...,ha...,


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ang bOrit kUng mAuy mAgdagHan DyutaY ra....

Pikoy


VICE: "Sandali, may nakalimutan ako!"
VHONG: "Ano yon?"
VICE: "Shunga ka? Nakalimutan nga eh!

waleeyyy keu..

weee.. ;)
ang bOrit kUng mAuy mAgdagHan DyutaY ra....

Lollapalooza



i admit... i'm not good in Math ::)
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Lollapalooza

"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Lollapalooza

Si Juan at Berto...

Berto: Tara! Bar na tayo!

Juan: Tara!

Pagdating nila sa bar….

“18 BELOW ARE NOT ALLOWED”

Juan: Tignan mo yung nakalagay ohh!

Berto: Oo nga eh! Sayang! Dalawa lang tayo.

Juan: Kulang! Uwi na nga lang tayo.



~~engotz~~
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")

Lollapalooza

DIWATA: Ano ang iyong kahilingan?

PANGET: Nakikita mo ang mapang ito? Dalhin mo ako sa bansang ito (New York) at sa babaeng nakalaan para sa kin.

DIWATA: Sorry, hanggang dito lng sa Pilipinas ang powers ko, iba na lang ang hilingin mo.
…
PANGET: Sige, maging normal na tao ka na lng at pakasalanan mo ako.

DIWATA: Patingin nga ng mapa na yan, at baka magawan ko ng paraan!..

echowss..
"If you ask me what I came into this life to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola~  ‎(áµ"á´¥áµ")