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« on: October 01, 2009, 10:09:53 PM »
Sex and The Single-Minded Woman
 

Oct 01, 2009 04:30 AM
Vinay Menon

Ladies, could you please stop discussing your sex lives with pollsters?

Why must you share intimate details with complete strangers? Don't you already share this stuff with your girlfriends?

I can hear an indignant chorus of denials: "We never talk about our sex lives!" Please. You do.

At parties, on the street, in restaurants, I have overheard women debriefing one another with carnal intelligence reports. Declassified without the permission of the poor bastard under horizontal investigation, these reports are shockingly candid, often including annotated subsections that cover duration, technique, frequency, even size (!). If the report is positive, the woman will speak loudly as her coterie of trusted advisers chortle uncontrollably and say things such as, "You are so lucky," and "You go, girl!"

If the report is negative – the ones that go public tend to be grim – the woman will deliver her confessional in a throaty whisper. She will pause frequently. Her eyes will moisten. And her gal pals will shake their heads with sympathy, offering rejoinders such as, "That is unbelievable," and "Why don't you buy him a book?"

By contrast, men do not jabber endlessly about sex. This is a cultural myth, a treacherous lie that was no doubt started by a woman who suddenly felt guilty after doing an impression of her partner's bedroom eyes for the cheap amusement of her posse during a spa day. We men may think about sex. We may think about it too much.

But on those rare occasions when we actually talk about sex, it is never about you.

A man's sex life is sacred and wondrous and, quite often, baffling. To talk about it is to risk jinxing something. That's why if you eavesdrop on a group of men at a pub, you are more likely to hear half-soused banter about sports, politics, work or the orange bikini Halle Berry wore in Die Another Day.

As for market research, forget it. We would never participate in a steamy survey, especially one that carried the potential to inflict great psychological harm on the opposite sex. The same can't be said for the 15,000 women in 20 countries who recently took part in a poll titled, "The World's Worst Lovers."

Released this week by One Poll, a global research company, the data ranks countries by how their males perform in the sack.

Achtung! To the men of Germany, I can say only this: Never mind the luxury sedans and precision timepieces. You might consider spending more R&D money on deodorant technology.

You guys are now considered the World's Worst Lovers thanks to the female blabbermouths in your midst who characterize you as, and I quote, "too smelly."

The rest of this vile Top 10 is as follows: 2. England (too lazy);

3. Sweden (too quick); 4. Holland (too dominating); 5. America (too rough); 6. Greece (too soppy); 7. Wales (too selfish); 8. Scotland (too loud); 9. Turkey (too sweaty); 10. Russia (too hairy).

I mean, honestly. Can you imagine the outrage if an equivalent poll was released about women? Every man who participated, presumably at gunpoint, would be rushed into a witness protection program. And then –

Hang on. I just noticed something. The poll also ranked the World's Best Lovers. What's this? Canada is No. 10? Canadian males are among the best, right after our counterparts in Spain, Brazil, Italy, France, Ireland, South Africa, Australia, New Zealand and Denmark?

Huh.

Ladies, ignore today's dispatch.

I did not spend enough time massaging the hypothesis before jumping into the action.

No hard feelings. It was simply premature exasperation.

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« Reply #1 on: October 01, 2009, 10:10:52 PM »
Unsa man kaha pod ilang gikasulti sa mga Pinoy?



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« Reply #2 on: October 01, 2009, 10:20:21 PM »
basin too small hahaha
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« Reply #3 on: October 01, 2009, 11:00:33 PM »

wahahahaha...ikaw ha. kanang imong jan? pinoy pod?

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« Reply #4 on: October 01, 2009, 11:45:17 PM »

Pwede baya pod kudkuran ug lubi.  ;) usahay lang!


jan, bisag gamay basta kanunay, di ba?  ;D   kahinumdom kos ahong playboy nga officemate sa una, ijang panagang ani...kon gamay kuno perting giloka sa kalami kay mora ba ug nangtuslok kag hairpen sa imong atuli  ::)  whahaha lol


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« Reply #5 on: October 01, 2009, 11:48:07 PM »

di pinoy kay too small ra lagi hahaha
ajo ni aho kay mabusog gud ko hahaha

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« Reply #6 on: October 01, 2009, 11:50:18 PM »


bams ok ra ko di kanunay basta kay dako hahaha

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« Reply #7 on: October 02, 2009, 12:10:18 AM »

this makes me laugh.....DAKO?...one time i was a bit groggy, basta nahuwasan kog kalit sa kakurat whahahaha


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« Reply #8 on: October 02, 2009, 12:20:24 AM »


so mas ok gud dako kay nahuwasan gud ka hahaha

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« Reply #9 on: October 02, 2009, 03:15:47 AM »
Filipinos: Too hard... pwede i tuktok sa door! hahahhaha!
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« Reply #10 on: October 02, 2009, 03:16:51 AM »


bwahahahhaha!

i love it!

hahahhaha!

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« Reply #11 on: October 02, 2009, 03:20:54 AM »
Filipinos: Too hard... pwede i tuktok sa door! hahahhaha![/b]


unja sab-etan ug kaldero hahaha kusog man gud moka-on binagow


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« Reply #12 on: October 02, 2009, 03:22:39 AM »
jatot- cucumber (dako ug taas)
pinoy- bisayang Talong - bow !

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« Reply #13 on: October 02, 2009, 03:33:26 AM »
aguyyyy nag ka sinabot ang mga mahihilig sa DAKO...  :o








hilig sa Dakong Gugma buh
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i promise you, i'll be yours forever :)

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« Reply #14 on: October 02, 2009, 03:35:06 AM »

ahahaha kabisado man jud ni janjan...mao cguro ija peborit sa una




peborit ang binagow  ;D


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aguyyyy nag ka sinabot ang mga mahihilig sa DAKO...  :o








hilig sa Dakong Gugma buh
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ngaks tyahaha,   dakong manunukob ! ;D






anaconda ug Sawa bah  :P


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« Reply #16 on: October 02, 2009, 04:04:51 AM »

delicadz baja ng has, naa puy kusog mang luwa  :P  ;D

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« Reply #17 on: October 02, 2009, 04:20:45 AM »
maau lang ug mangluwa ug mag laway laway
unjag mamaak? yataps toinks


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« Reply #18 on: October 02, 2009, 04:37:58 AM »

huwasan lagi, pero, ning samot ang labad sa ulo...hahahaha

Filipinos: Too hard... pwede i tuktok sa door! hahahhaha![/b]

hehehe, pwede gani kono kasab-itan og usa ka bulig nga lubi, himoong hayhayan ug gamitong abredor. hahahha.

TOP TEN WORLD'S WORST LOVERS

1. Germany (too smelly);

2. England (too lazy);

3. Sweden (too quick);

4. Holland (too dominating);

5. America (too rough);

6. Greece (too soppy);

7. Wales (too selfish);

8. Scotland (too loud);

9. Turkey (too sweaty);

10. Russia (too hairy);

11. Philippines (TOO RISKY)
   ;D ;D ;D

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« Reply #19 on: October 02, 2009, 05:48:12 AM »
akong gisubay ug naa ba jud #11  ;D

gi atot naka sakay ko kadiyot :P



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