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Sex and The Single-Minded Woman

Oct 01, 2009 04:30 AM
Vinay Menon

Ladies, could you please stop discussing your sex lives with pollsters?

Why must you share intimate details with complete strangers? Don't you already share this stuff with your girlfriends?

I can hear an indignant chorus of denials: "We never talk about our sex lives!" Please. You do.

At parties, on the street, in restaurants, I have overheard women debriefing one another with carnal intelligence reports. Declassified without the permission of the poor bastard under horizontal investigation, these reports are shockingly candid, often including annotated subsections that cover duration, technique, frequency, even size (!). If the report is positive, the woman will speak loudly as her coterie of trusted advisers chortle uncontrollably and say things such as, "You are so lucky," and "You go, girl!"

If the report is negative â€" the ones that go public tend to be grim â€" the woman will deliver her confessional in a throaty whisper. She will pause frequently. Her eyes will moisten. And her gal pals will shake their heads with sympathy, offering rejoinders such as, "That is unbelievable," and "Why don't you buy him a book?"

By contrast, men do not jabber endlessly about sex. This is a cultural myth, a treacherous lie that was no doubt started by a woman who suddenly felt guilty after doing an impression of her partner's bedroom eyes for the cheap amusement of her posse during a spa day. We men may think about sex. We may think about it too much.

But on those rare occasions when we actually talk about sex, it is never about you.

A man's sex life is sacred and wondrous and, quite often, baffling. To talk about it is to risk jinxing something. That's why if you eavesdrop on a group of men at a pub, you are more likely to hear half-soused banter about sports, politics, work or the orange bikini Halle Berry wore in Die Another Day.

As for market research, forget it. We would never participate in a steamy survey, especially one that carried the potential to inflict great psychological harm on the opposite sex. The same can't be said for the 15,000 women in 20 countries who recently took part in a poll titled, "The World's Worst Lovers."

Released this week by One Poll, a global research company, the data ranks countries by how their males perform in the sack.

Achtung! To the men of Germany, I can say only this: Never mind the luxury sedans and precision timepieces. You might consider spending more R&D money on deodorant technology.

You guys are now considered the World's Worst Lovers thanks to the female blabbermouths in your midst who characterize you as, and I quote, "too smelly."

The rest of this vile Top 10 is as follows: 2. England (too lazy);

3. Sweden (too quick); 4. Holland (too dominating); 5. America (too rough); 6. Greece (too soppy); 7. Wales (too selfish); 8. Scotland (too loud); 9. Turkey (too sweaty); 10. Russia (too hairy).

I mean, honestly. Can you imagine the outrage if an equivalent poll was released about women? Every man who participated, presumably at gunpoint, would be rushed into a witness protection program. And then â€"

Hang on. I just noticed something. The poll also ranked the World's Best Lovers. What's this? Canada is No. 10? Canadian males are among the best, right after our counterparts in Spain, Brazil, Italy, France, Ireland, South Africa, Australia, New Zealand and Denmark?

Huh.

Ladies, ignore today's dispatch.

I did not spend enough time massaging the hypothesis before jumping into the action.

No hard feelings. It was simply premature exasperation.

Unsa man kaha pod ilang gikasulti sa mga Pinoy?

basin too small hahaha

Quote from: janjan on October 01, 2009, 10:20:21 PM
basin too small hahaha

wahahahaha...ikaw ha. kanang imong jan? pinoy pod?

Quote from: glacier_71 on October 01, 2009, 10:10:52 PM
Unsa man kaha pod ilang gikasulti sa mga Pinoy?

Pwede baya pod kudkuran ug lubi.  usahay lang!

Quote from: janjan on October 01, 2009, 10:20:21 PM
basin too small hahaha

jan, bisag gamay basta kanunay, di ba?     kahinumdom kos ahong playboy nga officemate sa una, ijang panagang ani...kon gamay kuno perting giloka sa kalami kay mora ba ug nangtuslok kag hairpen sa imong atuli    whahaha lol

Quote from: glacier_71 on October 01, 2009, 11:00:33 PM
wahahahaha...ikaw ha. kanang imong jan? pinoy pod?

di pinoy kay too small ra lagi hahaha
ajo ni aho kay mabusog gud ko hahaha

Quote from: Bambi on October 01, 2009, 11:45:17 PM
Pwede baya pod kudkuran ug lubi.  usahay lang!

jan, bisag gamay basta kanunay, di ba?     kahinumdom kos ahong playboy nga officemate sa una, ijang panagang ani...kon gamay kuno perting giloka sa kalami kay mora ba ug nangtuslok kag hairpen sa imong atuli    whahaha lol

bams ok ra ko di kanunay basta kay dako hahaha

Quote from: janjan on October 01, 2009, 11:50:18 PM

bams ok ra ko di kanunay basta kay dako hahaha

this makes me laugh.....DAKO?...one time i was a bit groggy, basta nahuwasan kog kalit sa kakurat whahahaha

Quote from: Bambi on October 02, 2009, 12:10:18 AM
this makes me laugh.....DAKO?...one time i was a bit groggy, basta nahuwasan kog kalit sa kakurat whahahaha

so mas ok gud dako kay nahuwasan gud ka hahaha

Filipinos: Too hard... pwede i tuktok sa door! hahahhaha!

Quote from: Bambi on October 02, 2009, 12:10:18 AM
this makes me laugh.....DAKO?...one time i was a bit groggy, basta nahuwasan kog kalit sa kakurat whahahaha

bwahahahhaha!

i love it!

hahahhaha!

Quote from: ms da binsi on October 02, 2009, 03:15:47 AM
Filipinos: Too hard... pwede i tuktok sa door! hahahhaha!

unja sab-etan ug kaldero hahaha kusog man gud moka-on binagow

jatot- cucumber (dako ug taas)
pinoy- bisayang Talong - bow !

peace

aguyyyy nag ka sinabot ang mga mahihilig sa DAKO... 








hilig sa Dakong Gugma buh   

Quote from: janjan on October 02, 2009, 03:20:54 AM

unja sab-etan ug kaldero hahaha kusog man gud moka-on binagow

ahahaha kabisado man jud ni janjan...mao cguro ija peborit sa una




peborit ang binagow 

Quote from: jamo2x on October 02, 2009, 03:33:26 AM
aguyyyy nag ka sinabot ang mga mahihilig sa DAKO... 








hilig sa Dakong Gugma buh   

ngaks tyahaha,   dakong manunukob !






anaconda ug Sawa bah 

Quote from: BlueAngel on October 02, 2009, 03:39:56 AM
ngaks tyahaha,   dakong manunukob !

anaconda ug Sawa bah 

delicadz baja ng has, naa puy kusog mang luwa   

maau lang ug mangluwa ug mag laway laway
unjag mamaak? yataps toinks

Quote from: Bambi on October 02, 2009, 12:10:18 AM
this makes me laugh.....DAKO?...one time i was a bit groggy, basta nahuwasan kog kalit sa kakurat whahahaha

huwasan lagi, pero, ning samot ang labad sa ulo...hahahaha

Quote from: ms da binsi on October 02, 2009, 03:15:47 AM
Filipinos: Too hard... pwede i tuktok sa door! hahahhaha!

hehehe, pwede gani kono kasab-itan og usa ka bulig nga lubi, himoong hayhayan ug gamitong abredor. hahahha.

TOP TEN WORLD'S WORST LOVERS

1. Germany (too smelly);

2. England (too lazy);

3. Sweden (too quick);

4. Holland (too dominating);

5. America (too rough);

6. Greece (too soppy);

7. Wales (too selfish);

8. Scotland (too loud);

9. Turkey (too sweaty);

10. Russia (too hairy);

11. Philippines (TOO RISKY)    

akong gisubay ug naa ba jud #11 

gi atot naka sakay ko kadiyot

Quote from: jamo2x on October 02, 2009, 03:33:26 AM
aguyyyy nag ka sinabot ang mga mahihilig sa DAKO... 

hilig sa Dakong Gugma buh   

bisan asang parteha sa kalibutan Jams bisan unsa ma talong , ma ice drop, biko, bingka ug uban pa, ang dako man jud pilion sa mga katawhan! hahahahaha!

Quote from: glacier_71 on October 01, 2009, 10:09:53 PM

At parties, on the street, in restaurants, I have overheard women debriefing one another with carnal intelligence reports. Declassified without the permission of the poor bastard under horizontal investigation, these reports are shockingly candid, often including annotated subsections that cover duration, technique, frequency, even size (!).

I have overheard them (speaking in subdued voices) in this thread, too.

too fast....too furious.....(wala pang five minutes)   

Quote from: Lollapalooza on October 02, 2009, 09:26:47 PM
too fast....too furious.....(wala pang five minutes)    

aguyyy nitug-an na jud, hala tagay pah og RH para motug-an  
tudloi gud unsaon pag foreplay..morag sa golf buh Fore!....lufad ang bola dugay paaaa
hangtud igo ka sa ulo, toinks bukel jud  

Quote from: janjan on October 01, 2009, 11:48:07 PM
di pinoy kay too small ra lagi hahaha
ajo ni aho kay mabusog gud ko hahaha

sige jud tingali kag panghug-ab, jan, makadlawon no? busog man kaha permi. hahahaha.

hubog man tingali si Lolla ug Janjan??

hahahhaha!

Quote from: BlueAngel on October 02, 2009, 05:48:12 AM
akong gisubay ug naa ba jud #11 

gi atot naka sakay ko kadiyot

inja Blue hanoy ba ang Pinoy?

Quote from: Bambi on October 03, 2009, 04:33:13 AM
inja Blue hanoy ba ang Pinoy?

TOP TEN WORLD'S WORST LOVERS

1. Germany (too smelly);

2. England (too lazy);

3. Sweden (too quick);

4. Holland (too dominating);

5. America (too rough);

6. Greece (too soppy);

7. Wales (too selfish);

8. Scotland (too loud);

9. Turkey (too sweaty);

10. Russia (too hairy);

11. Philippines (TOO RISKY)

dia ra Bams ask ni Galce ky sja nag butang og #11 basin membro sja sa Riskyman
zaon gi revised man nja ang top 10 sa 1st page - ayay!

    what TOO RISKY means- swerte ka kon motindog? 

Quote from: Bambi on October 03, 2009, 05:03:53 AM
  what TOO RISKY means- swerte ka kon motindog? 

Bwahaha. Basin opposite and buot ipasabot ni Bay Glace. Risky para sa baje kay sigi lag tindog!

Quote from: hubag bohol on October 03, 2009, 05:47:33 AM
Bwahaha. Basin opposite and buot ipasabot ni Bay Glace. Risky para sa baje kay sigi lag tindog!

kini ra bang "always standing under" kay more than as painful.. aguroy for him ,  BUT if you will apply  a pinch of heroin powder, nonstop ang kalipay ni Inday gjod! 
.... abi pod naho  ang laing meaning  aning  "TOO RISKY"  kay kon mobuntis na, magpagukod-gukod na ang sigig tindog! 

Quote from: Bambi on October 03, 2009, 05:58:45 AM
.... abi pod naho  ang laing meaning  aning  "TOO RISKY"  kay kon mobuntis na, magpagukod-gukod na ang sigig tindog! 

Pwede pud diay!

Dili lang magpagukod-gukod--usahay nakakita nag laing tindoganan!

labay labay lang unta ko, till I read this and found out that this comes from an opinionated writer.  a waste of time, tsk tsk, tsk!

Quote from: hubag bohol on October 03, 2009, 05:47:33 AM
Bwahaha. Basin opposite and buot ipasabot ni Bay Glace. Risky para sa baje kay sigi lag tindog!

Quote from: Bambi on October 03, 2009, 05:58:45 AM
kini ra bang "always standing under" kay more than as painful.. aguroy for him ,  BUT if you will apply  a pinch of heroin powder, nonstop ang kalipay ni Inday gjod! 
.... abi pod naho  ang laing meaning  aning  "TOO RISKY"  kay kon mobuntis na, magpagukod-gukod na ang sigig tindog! 

hahahahaha...mao tingali nga wa na iapil sa Top Ten ning Pinoy kay di masabot.

Quote from: Bambi on October 03, 2009, 05:58:45 AM
  BUT if you will apply  a pinch of heroin powder, nonstop ang kalipay ni Inday gjod! 
.... abi pod naho  ang laing meaning  aning  "TOO RISKY"  kay kon mobuntis na, magpagukod-gukod na ang sigig tindog! 

mura diay ug bitsinan Bayat! hahahah! tinuod ba gud na? pinch lang? kagamay ba!

Quote from: ms da binsi on October 03, 2009, 07:44:30 AM

mura diay ug bitsinan Bayat! hahahah! tinuod ba gud na? pinch lang? kagamay ba!

nituskig na baja, so di na kinahanglan og daghang pain-reliever kay ma-overdose unya...nah, ang tag-iya na hinoon sa gabarog ang motuskig og masobrahan, dakong way swerte. hahahaha

Quote from: ms da binsi on October 03, 2009, 07:44:30 AM

mura diay ug bitsinan Bayat! hahahah! tinuod ba gud na? pinch lang? kagamay ba!

why not trying Bayat!  di ka  gjod magmahay....it is the best exercise, maka-slender...hmmmm

 

Quote from: jamo2x on October 02, 2009, 03:35:06 AM
ahahaha kabisado man jud ni janjan...mao cguro ija peborit sa una




peborit ang binagow 

hahaha kana binagow sa sandingan nga perti gahi-a

Mao nay giingon. "small but terrible", basta makamaong mogamit.

Quote from: janjan on October 03, 2009, 08:39:13 AM


hahaha kana binagow sa sandingan nga perti gahi-a

gani jud mura gani ka mapakong ug ma igo imong ulo noh? hahahhahhaha!

Quote from: janjan on October 01, 2009, 11:48:07 PM
di pinoy kay too small ra lagi hahaha
ajo ni aho kay mabusog gud ko hahaha

tsk tsk tsk walang pagmamahal sa sariling atin diay kini. hehehe

Quote from: ms da binsi on October 03, 2009, 10:35:43 AM

gani jud mura gani ka mapakong ug ma igo imong ulo noh? hahahhahhaha!

mao perting gahj-a gud lol

Quote from: glacier_71 on October 03, 2009, 11:48:44 AM
tsk tsk tsk walang pagmamahal sa sariling atin diay kini. hehehe

hahahaha

Quote from: fdaray on October 03, 2009, 09:46:25 AM
Mao nay giingon. "small but terrible", basta makamaong mogamit.

sir, too jud ko nimo ana. way komo sa maayo mogamit.
mura ra man jud nas sa dwelo tingali ba.
wa man mag-agad sa calibre sa pistola
kundi anaa sa kahanas molanit sa hinagiban
kay inig boto, ang ulahi maoy masamdan
swerte lang si inday kay nitihaya
sa kang ondoy nga nagsinaw baya

Quote from: glacier_71 on October 03, 2009, 12:00:32 PM
sir, too jud ko nimo ana. way komo sa maayo mogamit.
mura ra man jud nas sa dwelo tingali ba.
wa man mag-agad sa calibre sa pistola
kundi anaa sa kahanas molanit sa hinagiban
kay inig boto, ang ulahi maoy masamdan
swerte lang si inday kay nitihaya
sa kang ondoy nga nagsinaw baya

bwahahaha!

Glace bisan asa ka ibutang KULISAW jud ka!

Quote from: ms da binsi on October 03, 2009, 12:31:54 PM

bwahahaha!

Glace bisan asa ka ibutang KULISAW jud ka!

 Nahuman nakog basa tanan tubag..naa pay mo dugang?sealed lips raku..way alamag..di ko ka compare..usa ra man gud ako nasulayan

Quote from: mistyeyed on October 03, 2009, 02:17:32 PM
Nahuman nakog basa tanan tubag..naa pay mo dugang?sealed lips raku..way alamag..di ko ka compare..usa ra man gud ako nasulayan

aguyyyy ang tagay asa na man, daghana ang kinutil ni misty kay naulahi...dobleha para motug-an daun 

Quote from: BlueAngel on October 03, 2009, 04:53:31 AM
TOP TEN WORLD'S WORST LOVERS


10. Russia (too hairy);

11. Philippines (TOO RISKY)

dia ra Bams ask ni Galce ky sja nag butang og #11 basin membro sja sa Riskyman
zaon gi revised man nja ang top 10 sa 1st page - ayay!

mas believable ang gi ingon ni Lolla

11. Philippines (TOO FAST, TOO FURIOUS)

ahahahahaha nahuman daun wa pa gani maka hukas ahehehehehe 

Quote from: jamo2x on October 03, 2009, 09:53:07 PM
mas believable ang gi ingon ni Lolla

11. Philippines (TOO FAST, TOO FURIOUS)

ahahahahaha nahuman daun wa pa gani maka hukas ahehehehehe 

hahaha tinuod gud jams

Quote from: jamo2x on October 03, 2009, 09:53:07 PM
mas believable ang gi ingon ni Lolla

11. Philippines (TOO FAST, TOO FURIOUS)

ahahahahaha nahuman daun wa pa gani maka hukas ahehehehehe 

hahahahhaha!

I love it!

Quote from: janjan on October 03, 2009, 10:10:31 PM
hahaha tinuod gud jams

ahehehehe abtika maka tubag nis janjan og dabz, mga swit kaajo, as in swito....
unsa man solusyun ana beh from a woman's perspective 

tsk tsik tsk agoi morag kilat ug kwites, inig kipat sa imong mata homan na !

Quote from: jamo2x on October 03, 2009, 09:53:07 PM
mas believable ang gi ingon ni Lolla

11. Philippines (TOO FAST, TOO FURIOUS)

ahahahahaha nahuman daun wa pa gani maka hukas ahehehehehe 

jamz, i told you pag diet diha sa imong balut recipe lagi   whahahaha  kay gikan sa tuhod mosaka ang epekto!

Kinsa toy nag-ingon nga ang sa Philippines, too fast, too furious? Unsa man diay kadali as per her experience, 30 seconds?

Furious, maybe, but I'm not too sure about fast. After all, I guess individual differences matter more than national averages (if at all scientifically established).

Here's a quoted from www. basrt.org.uk:

"Pornography also suggests that sex lasts for hours. Again, sex can last from anything from a matter of seconds to days depending on what you are doing and how you define 'sex'! A lot of men are concerned with how long it takes them to get an orgasm, often worrying that it is too quick. Again this can vary immensely, but the sex researcher Alfred Kinsey found that the average length of time for an American man was 2-7 minutes."

Quote from: jamo2x on October 03, 2009, 10:26:22 PM
ahehehehe abtika maka tubag nis janjan og dabz, mga swit kaajo, as in swito....
unsa man solusyun ana beh from a woman's perspective 

na bawo unsay solusyon ana eh mga  batan-on ra man na fast  and furious hehehe

Quote from: janjan on October 04, 2009, 10:37:22 AM

na bawo unsay solusyon ana eh mga  batan-on ra man na fast  and furious hehehe

hehehe tinood, i agree...experience will teach them what to do nxt tym

Quote from: Bambi on October 04, 2009, 02:17:33 AM
jamz, i told you pag diet diha sa imong balut recipe lagi   whahahaha  kay gikan sa tuhod mosaka ang epekto!

actually mao ni ang solution sa probs....bisag too furious, naa pa sija  next rounds tungod sa balut.
in a sense i disagree with u Bamz, dapat no diet sa balut kay extra energy boost nah   
watchutink 

Quote from: jamo2x on October 04, 2009, 11:24:20 AM
hehehe tinood, i agree...experience will teach them what to do nxt tym

korek

Quote from: jamo2x on October 03, 2009, 09:51:05 PM
aguyyyy ang tagay asa na man, daghana ang kinutil ni misty kay naulahi...dobleha para motug-an daun 

Nitug-an naku jams..di na kinahanglan kutilan..usa ra gayod ang akong natilawan maong dili ko ka compare..di pareha nimo nga hassler na kaayo..

ambot...ngano nih.....

hahaha...lisod icompare....thats bad...ssshhhh!!!!!

Quote from: beyotch on October 06, 2009, 01:58:09 PM
hahaha...lisod icompare....thats bad...ssshhhh!!!!!

Mao ba yotch..why bad man?

Quote from: jamo2x on October 03, 2009, 09:53:07 PM
mas believable ang gi ingon ni Lolla

11. Philippines (TOO FAST, TOO FURIOUS)

ahahahahaha nahuman daun wa pa gani maka hukas ahehehehehe 

because this is so true......too fast, too furious (wala pang five minutes) hehehehehehehe..... 

Quote from: mistyeyed on October 04, 2009, 01:20:16 PM
Nitug-an naku jams..di na kinahanglan kutilan..usa ra gayod ang akong natilawan maong dili ko ka compare..di pareha nimo nga hassler na kaayo..

hmmmmmm u mean misty u disagree with lolla? dili bah too fast...gitudloan diay nimo mist 

hehehehe, intriga lng para bibo   

 

Quote from: jamo2x on October 04, 2009, 11:26:25 AM
actually mao ni ang solution sa probs....bisag too furious, naa pa sija  next rounds tungod sa balut.
in a sense i disagree with u Bamz, dapat no diet sa balut kay extra energy boost nah   
watchutink 

be careful jamz....dali ka rang mauga ana. whahahaha   be furious but not too fast!

Quote from: Bambi on October 07, 2009, 07:07:55 PM
be careful jamz....dali ka rang mauga ana. whahahaha   be furious but not too fast!

asa mauga, permi redbull og gatorade hehehehe...naa pa jud centrum performance vit...syaro di kalahutay



sa dula og tennis og golf buh 

Quote from: jamo2x on October 07, 2009, 10:18:09 PM
asa mauga, permi redbull og gatorade hehehehe...naa pa jud centrum performance vit...syaro di kalahutay



sa dula og tennis og golf buh 

kuyaw man lagi ta ug hobbies jamz...."tennis and golf" are mostly for rich peepz diri, sexercise ra gjod ahong maabot kay no membership payments man lol 

Quote from: Bambi on October 07, 2009, 10:22:24 PM
kuyaw man lagi ta ug hobbies jamz...."tennis and golf" are mostly for rich peepz diri, sexercise ra gjod ahong maabot kay no membership payments man lol 

advans level pud ko anang sexercise oisst...wa diay ka niapil sa mga gym clubs...sikat dri ron ang zumba, mora og dance aerobics 

bitaw di na man ni rich hobbies bisan sa atoa sa pinas Bamz, bisan gani sa dvo daghn man ko friends cgeg duwa og tennis og golf. golf noon mejo mahal sab, pina ka barato didto 500petot per 18hole game...ang uban mo short cut na tawn sa 19th hole kay usahay maka libre pa   

Quote from: jamo2x on October 07, 2009, 10:45:09 PM
advans level pud ko anang sexercise oisst...wa diay ka niapil sa mga gym clubs...sikat dri ron ang zumba, mora og dance aerobics  

bitaw di na man ni rich hobbies bisan sa atoa sa pinas Bamz, bisan gani sa dvo daghn man ko friends cgeg duwa og tennis og golf. golf noon mejo mahal sab, pina ka barato didto 500petot per 18hole game...ang uban mo short cut na tawn sa 19th hole kay usahay maka libre pa    

that is really good that you are actively in in sports.
btw.... here had tried to play tennis with my young bana, galagot na kay sigi lang kong tuwad ug punot sa bola!  gausik-usik lang ko palit sa kamahal sa tennis racket.    i started again visiting Fitness center para sa ahong tigols na nga bones to stay a bit active. before in manila, my brother-in-law were with us playing that Golf (his sport) unsa ba to nga galumbay man lang mi, some young  girls kept on arranging the balls para lang hapakon sa mga golfers....i found it boring man, nindot unta tong dalang suroy-suroy ba unja atong ikatagbo si Mr. Tiger! whahahaha

Quote from: Bambi on October 07, 2009, 11:05:45 PM
that is really good that you are actively in in sports.
btw.... here had tried to play tennis with my young bana, galagot na kay sigi lang kong tuwad ug punot sa bola!   gausik-usik lang ko palit sa kamahal sa tennis racket.    i started again visiting Fitness center para sa ahong tigols na nga bones to stay a bit active. before in manila, my brother-in-law were with us playing that Golf (his sport) unsa ba to nga galumbay man lang mi, some young  girls kept on arranging the balls para lang hapakon sa mga golfers....i found it boring man, nindot unta tong dalang suroy-suroy ba unja atong ikatagbo si Mr. Tiger! whahahaha

pag beginner pa sa tennis ana jud, cge punit pero mag ka dugay ma ka balo na man mo hapak sa bola mora gud og ping pong  

hehehe, kato injong gi adtoan sa golf, mao ng driving range...praktis ra na, dili pa to ang tinood nga golf game. sa pinas, naay ball girl/boy tig butang sa bola....wala baya na dri sa US, and i bet wala sab nang ball boy/girl sa europe....hehehe sa pinas ra tawn ko kita, hayahay ajo mag dulag golf sa pinas, naa pa jud payong girl in addition to the caddie boy/girl...actually tempting kaajo mag duwag golf sa ato kay daghn chix...hinoon work man sab ni para nila, og sexy mas dako ang tip, nyahahahaha  
kabisado ni bai Bedo og Lindy ni

Quote from: jamo2x on October 08, 2009, 12:02:32 AM
pag beginner pa sa tennis ana jud, cge punit pero mag ka dugay ma ka balo na man mo hapak sa bola mora gud og ping pong 

hehehe, kato injong gi adtoan sa golf, mao ng driving range...praktis ra na, dili pa to ang tinood nga golf game. sa pinas, naay ball girl/boy tig butang sa bola....wala baya na dri sa US, and i bet wala sab nang ball boy/girl sa europe....hehehe sa pinas ra tawn ko kita, hayahay ajo mag dulag golf sa pinas, naa pa jud payong girl in addition to the caddie boy/girl...actually tempting kaajo mag duwag golf sa ato kay daghn chix...hinoon work man sab ni para nila, og sexy mas dako ang tip, nyahahahaha 
kabisado ni bai Bedo og Lindy ni

ah mao ba? aw hinoun nag enjoy man lang pod mi kay dalang pahangin.  gimingaw na diay kas mga "caddie girls"sa golf sa ato? makatawa kos imong giingon nga "kabisado ni Bedo ug lindy ni"! ang mga caddie girls? bwahahahaha  mailhan gjod

Quote from: Bambi on October 10, 2009, 06:23:32 AM
ah mao ba? aw hinoun nag enjoy man lang pod mi kay dalang pahangin.  gimingaw na diay kas mga "caddie girls"sa golf sa ato? makatawa kos imong giingon nga "kabisado ni Bedo ug lindy ni"! ang mga caddie girls? bwahahahaha  mailhan gjod

mingaw moh leng...mas ganahn ko mag gimik sa davao...golf og kanunay gulp gulp
hayahay ajo, daghn pa jud lamian fudz.....haysssss

Bams sa BINOGOY pana na storya? sa may gilok daw kigwa ba o Bitok hahahaha pero balo mu size does not matter its how you do it.

Quote from: Bambi on October 01, 2009, 11:45:17 PM
Pwede baya pod kudkuran ug lubi.  usahay lang!

jan, bisag gamay basta kanunay, di ba?     kahinumdom kos ahong playboy nga officemate sa una, ijang panagang ani...kon gamay kuno perting giloka sa kalami kay mora ba ug nangtuslok kag hairpen sa imong atuli    whahaha lol

Quote from: lalyoo on October 15, 2009, 12:58:06 PM
Bams sa BINOGOY pana na storya? sa may gilok daw kigwa ba o Bitok hahahaha pero balo mu size does not matter its how you do it.

layloo, na ningsamot na kagilok dalang katol2x  kay kigwa naman ang gikompararan whahahaha  sakto ka morag dula nga syato ba.....depende sa pagligwat 

Hahahahaha BOGAY man ka Bams hehehehe dina ko mu sumpay kay basin e block ta hahahaha

Quote from: Bambi on October 16, 2009, 03:49:53 AM
layloo, na ningsamot na kagilok dalang katol2x  kay kigwa naman ang gikompararan whahahaha  sakto ka morag dula nga syato ba.....depende sa pagligwat