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TEACHER: Class what are the different
               colors of bananas?
Juan: Mam! Mam! brown!

TEACHER: Tanga! May brown ba na
saging?
Juan: Ay op kors mam! Nilung-ag diay?

"lola sa taxi"
lola: para dong , para dong,dre rako.

driver: oi nanglapas man ta manang... e -U-turn
lang ka nko.

lola: sure ka imo ko iyo...ton? ganahan
ko ana.
wla raba ko mamante...

Nurse: pila imo anak nang?
Patient: 15 kabuok mam.

Nurse: sus, ginoo daghana gud! wa ka
mogamit ug pills, condom ug uban pa
jud?

Patient: krus my heart, wa koy lain
gigamit Ohh.. ten... ra jud..!

Q: Unsay englis sa iring?
A: CAT

Q: Kanang iring kusog molangoy sa
dagat?
A: Supercat

Q: Kanang iring nga nakaila ang tanan?
A: Sicat

Q: Kanang iring nabuntagan sa plaza?
A: buricat

TEACHER : give me a tag question.
PUPIL: My teacher is beautiful, isn't she?

TEACHER: Very good! Ibinisaya dong.
PUPIL: Ang akong maestra gwapa,
wa sya kuyapi??

Anak; Unsay escalator, Tay ?
Tatay: Hagdan saka kanaog.

Anak: Kanang elevator?
Tatay: Kahon sakyan saka kanaog.

Anak: Calculator, Tay?
Tatay: Kana, wa pa ko kasakay

usahay kung maghilak ka, way nakakita
sa imong mga luha...

kung malipayon ka, way nakakita sa imong pahiyom...

kung nasakitan ka, way nakakita sa imong kasakit...

pero testingig PANGUTOT, lingi lagi na
sila tanan!

Tindira nag gukod sa customer na ning
palit og balot nga nahabilin ang
asin...
TINDERA: sir, sir, asini imong itlog!!
KUSTOMER: day kung naboang naka, kana
lang imo bi....t   asini..!

OTOT
Anak: Tay unsay English sa otot?
Tatay: Wind of Change
Anak: Ug Otot nga wa tingog?
Tatay: Sound of Silence
Anak: Ug Otot nga dalang tae tay?
Tatay: Dust in the wind
Anak: Pag ka bright dyod ning tatay,
Liwat dyod ko nimo
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ayehhhh kahadlok na baya sa Tagb. karon oi...
kana Hi-noon Restaurant ky gamay pa na sa una.,
anha baya mi palitanan ug sud-an duh.

ayehhh DyGinger ug Ads,
tingale dli na lukon or pasayan oi..,
kon dli "Uwang" sa sapa or pasayan sa Sapa bah?

whewww its great pod Dy Agnes,
hala fight dha...practice ta ani...hihihi

Quote from: Vito Andoline on December 10, 2007, 11:15:36 PM
wahahhahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!maajo kay  wa ka maghikog  stone o nabuang kadtong nasakitan ka....wahhahahahahah..... comedja ra ha...basin awayon ko nimo....

dli ta ka awayon Adsss..daklon lang hahahahaha
tiaw bay maghikog...mao nay giingon...masaya siya anop??
sya ray nagkarsones?? those were the days man sa teenie pa
is a part of growing oi..sani baka hindi kalabaw...whehehe

nakapasakit man pod ko..ky naa man koy gibuwagan whee
ing-ana ra na..as in life jud...capitchi amigo? ayaw "digwa"dha...wheee

Adssssss,
sagdi lang biraaa lang pod dha
asa naman ang imong maaghop nga polong
nga naka-uyab man ka sa anak ni Sir Real? whahahahahahaha

hehehehe DyGinger,
ride on lang dha ky ako tungod sa ka inspire sa
mga balak ni Mike..,naaghat gyod sa pagtimpla
sa akong mga polong nga hinuwaman ni anhing Uyong

soooo...as in..both..,
natamaan ni cupido sa gugmang gadilaab
natamaan pod sa gugmang giatay..,
its better both para dli ma one-sided imo kasing tujok.,
and that u will be able to balance ur feeling

Quote from: Sigbin II on October 12, 2007, 09:15:16 PM
Ging, I only have conjectures as answers for now.  It may be a portmanteau of the Spanish word "la" and the Visayan word "manok."  It is probable that chickens were associated with the island since it could have been the customary offering to the anitos.  However, "Lamanok" may also have been a proper name in the past.  I have to stress that it is customarily spelled "Lamanoc."  It is only out of personal preference that I use "k" for "c".

Quote from: C2H4 on October 12, 2007, 11:38:57 AM
Mr Sigbin, kanang Lamanok, is that a barrio in Anda?

tsk..tsk..tsk..research more pepz..hmmmnnn

according to the olds...Lamanok...ky sa una kono permi ka lamaton dha,
u know what lamat is?? molabay ka dha kono mananghid og maghatag jud
og pahinungod nila ky kon wla kay sign of respect sa mga "jatot"(they called it)
na na nah dili naka katu-od sa imong padulngan ug what we say "gimino"
or mino-on ka

the cave is...,katingalahan kono na sa una...anha ang mga "TAmbalan or Tambaan"
mag meditate ug Biernes Santo..ug maghimo sa ilang mga tambal with lana(sa lubi)


Lamanok is still a part of Badiang(one of Anda-bario)
lamanoc is somewhat between Badiang and Japanas...

anha akong lolo manginhas sa una...most oftenly "manuo-manulo" with petromaxs bah...

nakaligo nako diha ug nakakuyog pod ug panginhas sa gamay pako,
dli mi permi tugtan dha ky lisod man na anha-on...,
magsakay jud kag baroto aron ka makatabok..,unja hadlok pod nga
dli naka kauli ky "mino-on"lagi daw...sa una kon naay mawala or dli kauli daw
ky magdala sila manok-ugis ihalad aron kadtong gimino or gilamat ibalik...

superstitious belief??guni2x?? i dont know...storytelling raman sa mga olds namo. amen.

ako uncle nakatrabaho dinhi kadtong cgi paghimo na,
karon wla na..naa pod dha ako agaw nag-waiter
pero ambot ug naa paba kaha ron,
naka-anha ko kausa during college days pa,
nindot ilang swimmingpool dha ...pero we call it "dollar price"
perting mahala misamot jud karon..,
tourist raman like foreigner maka-afford tingale?

well..its really a nice spots of Bohol "thumb-up"

mora pod lagi ug imperno gadilaab ang kasakit
kon ang gugmang giatay hurtz you...

"nasayop diay ako sa akong pagtoo
nga ikaw ang kataposang modagkot
ug kandela alang sa akong pagpanaw"



nasayop jud ang usa ka nilalang
ky ang iyang hinigugma mipanaw ug una.,

napakaingon ko nga kitang duha..,
molakbay padulong sa dalan
sa mga tinguha..,

apan karon ako ra diay mag-inusara..,
sa pagtabok sa dag-om,balod ug bagyo
sa kapalaran,nagdahom,nagpaabot
anus-a ang poltahan sa mga pagsulay..,mahisara..,mahisira

Löve is like heaven ..kono
but hurts like hell..pod

gugmang giatay...gitarorok morag manok..,
morag imperno nga gadilaab pod

Adolf Hitler, Stalin, and even Marcos
were among those feared and noted
dictators who once ruled a nation with
force. Their tyrannical type of
leadership exploiting military power
over the civilians had been their pride
and power to achieve what they had
personally wanted. Despotic, brute, and
cruelâ€"were the common descriptions of a
dictatorial leader who imposes any
order resulting to a countless death
of innocent people and anarchy scene of
government.

“Do this and do that.. or else…” is
what a dictator known for. A command
that a subordinate must do, otherwise,
run for your life!

But what about GOD? Do you find GOD
a dictator when He commandeth …

“LOVE the LORD, your GOD, with all your
heart, with all your soul, and with all
your mind….for this is my First and the
Greatest Commandment..”

Do you find GOD so possessive and
selfish when He giveth an order…

“You shall have NO OTHER gods, except
ME, for I AM GOD, a Jealous GOD!:

So, each one is ordered to LOVE HIM
more than anyone and anything else,
otherwise, you’re not worthy of HIM!

Imagine… “With all our heart… with all
our soul…with all our mind.. we must
LOVE HIM!”

In short, if you love your special
someone (can be your wife / husband,
son/ daughter/ mother / father, or
anybody) more than HIM, then you’re not
worthy of HIM!

Seem so difficult? Do you find GOD so
demanding? And even a dictator like
Hitler?

The answer is this…… ask yourself with
these questions:

Does GOD force you to love and follow
HIM?
Did He torture you so you can
say, “yes” to HIM?
Did He remove your “free will” and
deprive you from your right of choice
and freedom of decision?
Did He not give you enough time to
think to make a better move?

And the final questions that you should
deeply contemplate..

Do you find it unfair and so cruel for
you if GOD has commandeth you to do
GOOD?
Do you think it’s unjust on your side
if GOD wants you to be SAVED from
eternal fire by accepting HIS SON,
JESUS CHRIST as you LORD in your life?
Is it so bad on your part if GOD
commandeth you to listen to HIS WORD so
you will be leadeth to an ETERNAL LIFE
rather than being slaughtered as a
lechon pig in hell??

And with this last and final
question...
…

Are you not happy and thankful that we
have a GOOD GOD? --
that the Most Powerful One who rules
everything is a GOD of GOOD and a
JUST of ALL?


Reflect on these things… and you shall
find the answer…

For if man shows his arrogance and
pride, exercising his free will
abusively, acting like a god himself,
so proud of his intelligence, his
possessions and titles, obeying his own
command, even mocking and disregarding
his Supreme Creator, keeps complaining,
questioning the authority of GOD...
then who is the real dictator?


Who do you think?

byeee napod ko frendies,
ky naa pakoy mission
till nxt..take care.

HAPPY3x pod diay Dai Bulak,
huuh mating nauwahi ky wla ko kabantay..usahay libog ko
unsay tuplokon..daghan man gud mga topics makalingaw

Quote from: ms da binsi on December 09, 2007, 11:56:39 AM
hala naa na sad balaknon...

bantay Daku'g Itlog kay ma tirahan na sad ka one day ni Stone...

hehehehehehehe
Dabinskie......practice lagi ko bsan dli takus(usa ka gantang takos sa Kamay bah)

hi Vito or Ads,
youve mentioned in ur other reply nga na-under pod ka Sir Real sa UB?
Speech-instructor man na cya di ba? under pod ko niya hehehehehe
mo-ut ra ba na cya..,toyo-on nya tagak iyaha eyeglasses unya dayon
ingon ..,no probs. class ky dli na mabuak..flexible kono ky made of plastik
morag mao pato pagsugod ug antiohos nga dli pure glas ang material.,
whehehehehe...mag-agik-ik mig hiki2x sa suok lagi..
unya iyaha beauty ni Sir ky morag singer sa Air-Supply kaso lang morag
Baks cya mo lihok hahahahahaha...i really miss those days..,
mga kaboang namo oi

Quote from: Angie Gulle on December 10, 2007, 05:19:51 AM
Stone 1 taga asa man ka sa Bohol??? mura kaila man cguro ko ana nga Inojales?

heheheh Angie,
kaila naka nako oi..nag-usab lang ko ug username ky gipol-an napod ko

kaila ka "AU-au"-Aurora Inojales?? anak na cya aw adopted amo Landlord.

yeahhh korek,
ang maintenance impt. ug mahal pa jud.

ako Mama very conservative maoy stricto,
c Paps hinoon among Berks ky very "game"
..ug naay bayle cya pay moingon nga pag-elis namo naa man ko adto
ky Brgy.Tanod man cya-"uso sa una"...peroooo Mama??? no way...
unsa kono bilar2x lang maayo pay matulog,
mamayle??  gakson ra kono sa mga hubog nanimahong Tuba

my Paps is cooLLLL but my mader is somewhat KJ(kill-joy)
but we love her much,
upat rami managsoon.,
they sent us to school in simply-humbly ways.

they said; ang kina-adman mao ray ilang "Pamana"
nga dli kono mi mag-away..ky unsay napatik
sa imong alimpatakan wlay makakuha or maka-ilog niini...
so strive hard children..learn and learn for your own future..
coz your generation is not that easy someday..
thatz all your weapon to struggle life's trials...whewww...
with the Blessings of God nakahuman tawon mi,
bsan ug naka-prenda2x pod ug mga kabtangan...
sa dihang nakulokar nami, amo ra usab
hinay2x gipanglukat ang mga prendang yuta ug Kabasakan (gamay)

we have a close,loving-family ties..,and that I'm proud of...

Quote from: stone 1 on December 10, 2007, 03:54:38 PM
o je o je...Swakssss..,
jan.09??? ohh my golly..datz my Bday and my Wed.Anni. pod..ky wla jud mi lain schedule nakuha ai naatol sa ako Bday amo Wed...asusss kalami  50th Anni. na sila..whew!!

opps correction..., dli diay kalami..instead.,NINDOT ky 50th anni. nah,
di man makaon so dli lami..hehehehe,
kapait dli ta ka Edit bah..na submit na nako...ngooks,

well we are just human diba?..subject to commit mistakes..ngeeks.

Quote from: swakee on December 10, 2007, 02:43:48 PM
My parents are not that perfect (nobody is)... the one thing i like about my mother is that grabeee jud ka-open as in... mga green jokes permi among topic, super chismosa siya kaau & akong papa hilomon kaau pero kung masuko manglupad jud ang mga plato... dayun mosinggit ug mga demonyo mo panglayas mo! morag expression na man ni niya cguro... & that lines mao na'y among expression gamiton kung mag-chikka mis ym sa akong mga pag-umangkon... nya maluya mig pangatawa... nag-pray ko permi nga buhion pa sila ug dugay2x para maabtan nila ang ilang 50th anniversary (january 09).

o je o je...Swakssss..,
jan.09??? ohh my golly..datz my Bday and my Wed.Anni. pod..ky wla jud mi lain schedule nakuha ai naatol sa ako Bday amo Wed...asusss kalami  50th Anni. na sila..whew!!

Quote from: Goodgiver on December 09, 2007, 05:39:43 PM
Sayang kung dili nila tagaan ug pagtagad......kani kay forest man.......naa seguroy mga orchids diha no?hope maka anha ko.....

hahahah hallo Goody-Orchy,
mating jud ka ba...addict sa orchids..pati forest sa atoa naglantaw kag wild orchids
adto ta suhot sa ibabaw Tawid jappy tingale kita tag wild bayabas hinoon

Quote from: ms da binsi on December 09, 2007, 11:44:43 AM
Stone pasalamat gyud nang bataa dili ako ang nanay...

Stone, i would spend time, money, effort, atang-atang sa bata dayun ako sad i tukl0oooodddd!!!

Lagut kaayo ko Stone gggrrrrr, lami i anha dayun ubanan tika sa school, atong atngan dayun atong imusmus ang nawong dayu'g lakaw morag way nahitabo...

bahala ug apo pa sha ni Hitler... gggrrrrr...!!!

lamat ayo Dabins ky na feel jud nimo unsay bati-on sa usa ka Inahan
kon pasakitan ang anak...balita rako nimo nxt week unsay resulta ky mag-atang jud ko
sa breaktime...aron mahibaw-an nako kinsa iyaha parents ug akong estoryahon,
naa ra bay uban nga mo react pod ug hysterisch bsan ilang anak sad-an...na na na nah
mo-andar jud kamaldita ni Eya..bantay...kaliwat ni Dogohoy ug Lapu2x raba jud

nice Sunday frendies...muaahhh.

Quote from: grazie7y on December 09, 2007, 10:16:12 AM
Stone, ang mga panghitabo nimo these days, mao nay ginaingon na "when it rains, it really pours!"  Akong gikagul-an nahitabo ni Kim. Kaluoy sa bata oi!  Maayo dili na sya mahadlok mag adto sa school.  I agree and I think you did it already na gi report na nimo sa school management.  Dapat the kid who did something bad to Kim should be reprimanded with the presence of the kid's parents para dili na mag usab and if he or she ever does it again, i suspendi.  Pantunon ba!  Tiaw ug na grabihan pa to'g limbarok (simbako lang) si Kim, nah unsaon na lang! 

tanx Grazilein-(sweet Grace),
limbarok bitaw kaau ai(opps naa pod diay kay limbarok hah)expression jud ni sa amoa ai

kana man gud sila inig bagting sa break..maghagoros lumba ug gawas,
unya c kim dagan pod kauban iyaha close frens padulong canteen,
unja naa lang kuno mibuto iyaha likod..nakakita jud cya aninipot ai,
unya wla cya kabakon dayon ky iyaha dapi2x(ibabaw pa-a) morag nanghuwoy
whaaa imagine-nah looy kaau ako anak??

Quote from: lindy on December 09, 2007, 06:21:03 AM
Stone,kinahanglan gyud kanang bata-a mahibaloan ug mapa atubang sa buhatan sa Principal kon ngano iya to gihimo sa imong anak. But cool ka lang and avoid heated argument....

tanx Lindy,
dli man noon ko mag eskandalo pero akong mga polong witik jud,
cool ra kaau ko nakigsulti pero ponto pod...
akong giingnan ani ohh:

-asa man diay ang tigbantay sa gawas kon break time?
-we are paying taxes...their salary adto kuhaon ana?
-half nalang ako netto sa brutto ky tax class 5 ko..unya..,
asa man diay ang tigbantay? "ga-luto"?? taghuwat bukal??

Quote from: Vito Andoline on December 09, 2007, 12:27:47 PM
stone,,,,mahuman rani  kung  matubag nimo ug  insakto ang  pangutana..........naa pay  premyo pakapin para sa imoha.

mosuway napod kog tubag...
opps we are talking about tagalog hah? so magtagalog pod ko...,
ayaw "digwa" dha ky mato-ok ta ka ron joky joky..shaky..shaky..

ohh ito:

ang tagalog ng toothpaste is......tsededeng.....

PASTANG PANSEPILYO SA NGIPIN.

wahh ang haba kaya pala palaging toothpaste ang sinasabi natin kc ang haba naman pala sa tagalog

Quote from: Vito Andoline on December 09, 2007, 12:25:25 PM
sa RENFES  sa una  stone?...daghan bya girls ana...diha mi tig inom sa high school pa ko sa wa panila  gipasara nya usahay sa Hi-noon pud....butangan namog snowbeer ang redhorse para dali mahubog...murag nakaila ka nako stone ....

sa Inojales Residence ko nagsaka-atbang jud kaau sa Bohol High-CPG Ave. diba?

nice weekend mga dearie,

gonna sleep now...take care

korek, familiado kaau ko

the next person...mitikig..,mikaging sa ka tugnaw

upon reading all ur entries,
gimingaw hinoon kog samot..ky halos tanan ninyong
gisaysay ako usab naagian baya

Quote from: Bambi on December 05, 2007, 05:46:00 AM
Klarong inato!!!!!


Gihigugma ko ikaw!

klarex kaau na btaw..unya pakapinan pod ug kanta...,

Matud Nila...ako dli angay..nga magmanggad sa imong Guggggmaaaa

Quote from: Lorenzo on December 05, 2007, 05:41:24 AM
Sweet.

Dong,
daghan na tingale kag na-ingnan ug.... Je T'aime nop??

Quote from: Happy on December 07, 2007, 06:52:17 AM
Hahaha Blue, maayo lang kung ang itubag i love you pud, unsa nalang unya ug tamparos

ayaw laman pod pataka ug ingon ky unya molagfot ka

rely ur instinct...ma feel man na nimo nga pwede cya imo ingnon ug "Ik Hou Van Jou"

Quote from: orChids on December 07, 2007, 07:49:12 AM
Japan: I love you-Aishiteiru......

thanx Orchids..oi karon pako ka detect nga wla diay maapil sa novenahan ang Japan

winter lami iluko ky tugnaw
unya lami pod cgi kaon..ako nawong tua ras kusina
agoyyy unsaon nalang naa napod jeans nga molagpot
ang batones ani ron

pagkakita nako sa picx haay...nagluto kog Humba ug dinogoan
di matabang nagtulo man ako laway oi

Quote from: ms da binsi on December 08, 2007, 04:28:10 AM
wahahahhahhahahhahahahhah

Stone, aha morag usa ka sa mga student sa panabat aber???

WHEHEHEHEHE aw ehhh tyahahahahahha
observer rako...mosabat pod pero take note..naa nako inigsugod hah?

aber means "but"..ako i translate ky unya naay modigwa

"SNOW PHOTOS"



OPPS NABUTANG NA NI NAKO SA PIKAS DAH

can you help me to climb-up??? guyoraa lang ko ky mohangak gyod ko cgurado

Quote from: Bambi on December 08, 2007, 06:37:03 PM

whahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhhuuhuhuhu

bhahahaha tyahahahah whehehehehehe pod...

Quote from: orChids on November 16, 2007, 11:26:24 PM
http://www.youtube.com/v/bHb5YXt2j3M&rel=1
Huling Hiling sa Wish ko lang

believe me or not,
right after watching this video,
i....shed a tears

Quote from: Bambi on November 28, 2007, 09:50:29 AM
Hi BlueAngel,

Thanks for the best wishes. When you will be coming home? Next Christmas? I am excited not only to meet my Family over there but the coming EB, i hope it will be a success.

Xmas?? impossible to those who have school kid/kids

I'm still mournin of all my loved-ones who departed,

but greatest one is...,to die before seeing my grandchild or children

wla pako kasulay nga mahibilin ang yawe sa sulod
pero nakasulay ko nga nahutdan ug gasolina(w/out knowing) hah
ky ang pakno nga electronic monitor wla diay nagfunction..
imagine nakabutang 104km pa makadagan ..unja mikalit rag kapatay
ang motor ky wla na diay gasolina., whaaaa...uwaw ba

Quote from: Vito Andoline on December 06, 2007, 03:36:45 PM
oo....sige kalimtan nalang ang tanan,,hunahunaon nalang na way nahitabo.Para sa Kalinaw kay hapit na ra ba Pasko...magbantay na bitaw pud ko karon sa  akong  sinultian...sakit  diay ko manulti no,,,,pasayloa lng ko sa tanan kay  murag nabalik man gud sa akong naaginan sa una kung  unsa ko masuko kay usa bya  ko sa kinabugoyan sa ga eskwela pa ko  ug  high school ,,mangulata  gud ko ug studyante sa  bohol high ug sa UB sa una hangtud na  college pa jud ko misamot ka maldito...mao ang resulta  wa gyud ko kahuman ug skwela sa bohol didto rako nahuman sa Cebu eskwela sa college....
Ulaw na gani ko ani pero baga man ko ug nawng mao   hala  diretso  pagsuwat....

Remember that before
you react to strongly
to small transgression
-its far  better to wait,
than to blow up over nothing...

"how do you describe your leadership"

I'm little bit strict but soo considerate

wla pa diay mahuman or masulbad ning topic ani??

adtin or veto andoline,
dha ko nagboard sa atbang sa Bohol High
kadtong UB pako pero 1yr. rako, mibalhin
napod ko DWC..

Quote from: st. agnes on December 08, 2007, 11:34:02 PM
SANTA?....

All I know about Santa is that, Santa is a Tubag Bohol member....

*wink*

I'm aware ..nga naay Santa dre sa TB
pero me reply rako sa thread "WHERE DOES SANTA CLAUS LIVE" ngeeekssss

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 30, 2007, 07:16:15 PM
hoi,,,taga valencia diay ka ,,,, ako ra ba na  uyab sa una ang anak ni  Dr. Lim kadtong  OT nag school sa  cebu,..kaso  naminyo  ug lain... pero ok lng  tulo na iya anak ron...

kinsa nauyab nimo?
c Veronica Lim (niknik)??
uyab pod to cya sa ka boardmate nako
o je ka rival mo hah?

haay kapait baya sa imong kaagi Balong oi,
kadaghan sa imong naagiang katalagman...

grabe kaayo ang pagsuway ni Lord nimo
but believe me..naa ra juy na rewards...

wish U more strength...

wish ko lang
healthy ming tanan
d rest will come its way
let it be...let it be...

Watta Day whaaaaa....

dec.5- kim got an accident whaaa
during sa recess nila gituklod cya unya nahagba
milufad tawon morag darna..dak2x ang ulo ,napangos ang knee ug sakit bukol ang ulo..halos di ka lakaw...pag-uli perting hilak...

i wrote an appeal to the school address to all parents
kon kinsa tong bataa ky wla man makaklaro c kim ky sa likod man kalit unya mikatawa lang kuno wla gani cya tabangi ug patindog..

i was very upset indeed...

nxt day 6.dec. nikolaus day..test nila Math
ako ra cya gi pa test ky di man cya gusto mo absent
then 9:30 ako gikuha ug miadto mi sa doctor...
protokol..school unfall(accident)..diagnose..knee fraktor blah3x

dec.7-work ko parttime job...padulong chaos"stau" almost 30mins.
kong late pero gitaplan lang nako ang time...
pag-uli nako perting uwan huuh...

watta day jud...mikalit lang ug hinay ako auto,
bsan unsaon nako gasssss nagkahinay..,
auto electronic monitor...104km pa ang ma drive sa gasoline,
wla pod mo red ug blink ang alarm sa tank...
maau gani doul nako sa bridge..i was able to manage
nga matungod sa bridge ug right planka..blinkeee
unja amen namatay ang motor whaaaaaaaa...

fafiiiiii where are uuuuu- handy calling...30mins.wait
my savior came...opps ang gasoline diay nahurotttt whaaaa
wattta shittttt...first time in history...nahutdan ug
gasoline..wheeee ang mga tao or auto nga milabay tan-aw nako
nakahurot kog 3cigs.sunod2x sa kulba ug ka nervous huhuhuhu.

ds week is unlucky days jud...

kim is gettin fine..haayzzz danke Lord...
but nag-ulbo2x ako lagot sa nagtokmod ni kim..grabeee
gisulong jud nako ang sekretariat...kinahanglan mahibaloan
tong bataa..bsan sorry wla gani...
pero cool ra kaau kong nakig-estorya sa maestro incharge
ni kim ug sa ofisina sa sekretariat pero deep in me
lami jud mag wild...very impulsive inside brrrrrr...grrrrrr

nxt week moadto ko school ky ako atangan inig break time nila
ky naay miga kim morag nakamay-ong(bata lalaki grade 6 or 7 kono)
...ako estoryahon ang
parents unja kon dli mi magkasinabot ako imosmos ija anak..
hehehehe..ako iwisi-wisi iyaha nawong sa yuta jud..grrrr (di btaw oi)

kon kamo, ako? watz ur reaction???

Quote from: Brownman on November 13, 2007, 07:57:54 AM
Naglibug na jud me deri kay kada tuig daghan man ug mangutana kung asa kuno
nagpuyo ni si Santa Claus, ug naa muy nahibaw-an tug-ani ra mi dari. thankz.

Santa was born 280 in Greece city named "PATARA"

300 he was the Bischof from "MYRA"

today the place named "DEMRE"..somewhere in the Turkei(Turkey)?

between 345-351..-he died in Myra,

Bischof and Saint name...-is on Dec.6..--presumed the Death Anniversary of "STA.CLAUS"

be their best friend so that they wont be secretive,

communication is impt...be cool in dealing with them in such in so many angles of life,

stretches ur "rubber of patience" but be firm with ur decision,
if i said NO..it will nevah be YES anymore...

allows them to be curious but they must know the limitation.

Good luck with Ur teenies

Quote from: ms da binsi on December 07, 2007, 05:24:31 PM




wahahahahha

Blue, maka hinumdom lagi ko anang Alavado, Ave Maria,,,

pangadye-on sa mga patay...

numdom gyud ko ana kay manabat kaha mi sigi kay naay painit!

hahhahahhahhahah

ug dli na mo function ang Liver ky Alabado btaw labas
kantahan pog pasayloa3x cya Ginoo...
gamay manabat inigsugod unya mokalit ka daghan hapit na mahuman ky ang painit or merinda

ako panihapon karon,
Okra with rice gisawsaw sa  "soja sauce"(patis or tuyo) naay  uyap.
arang busoga nako maong molakaw xa ko kadiyot ky gahinga-hinga ko.

hala oi..naa pa diay ang "The Word"??
kaingon nako nausob na ngan..buhi pa diay??

kalooy sa Dios...bisan dli takus..

naka-apil or naka-attend pod kog "Journalism Seminar"
during my studies @ DWCT

ako unya to kaykayon akong Certificate kinsa to mga Officer adto,
hayysss my dear Alma Mater...i miss Tagb. na hinoon dah.

kulires huuh,
agoyyy mao nay gi-ingon...Kabayong Pak-an...whaaa

na challenge jud ko duh...na na nah..im eager to know jud,
basin diay pod naa koy ka parentihan mangaply ug US visa
ugma damlag...

Quote from: adtin2000 on December 05, 2007, 05:51:03 PM
bai spiderman.....mao gyud ni ang pinakontra sa akong  kinabuhi sa english pa ( Pride of Life)mao sige ko kahagbong sa akong  kinabuhi,,,mao usahay taas kaayo  akong  dugo...usa ni sa resulta sa  akong mga naagian na way hinungdan bai.........pagmahay sa kinabuhi ba,.usa pa aborido ako ulo tungod kay tugnaw kaayo nya kinahanglan ka  musulod adlaw adlaw....
Pero para sa  kalinaw sa tanan,,,mahilom ning isyo......Pasayloa ko sa akong  mga  pulong ug mga istorya na  masakit sa mga tawng naigo,,,,,,,Pasayloa intawn ko..... kuntento naka spiderman?unsa man ikanta pa nako  spiderman? Pasayloa ,,pasayloa,,,,pasayloa,,,,,Ginoo.... sya pasayloa.....

Pasayloa ,,pasayloa,,,,pasayloa,,,,,Ginoo.... sya pasayloa.....

ayehh Ads..kanta man na ug pangadye sa patay di ba

ako nahiubos ug gamay sa word nga gilu-od ky nakatubag man pod kog German ni Bams ky foreign man pod ang pangutana, basaha lang akong reply nga miagi dha..
...dli man ko kamao motokol...

sa word nga Hambog..deep in me wla ko matamae ky sayod ang Ginoo dli ko ing-ana ug kina-iya.

tungod sa weather dli malikayan nga duna tay "mixed feelin" ug usahay irritable...but try to
control naman ..dont jot some lines kon nag-ulbo2x pa imong gibate...palabya una pila ka
minuto..inhale/exhale...di ba efekto jud..mausab imo unta gusto isulte or isulat...

Peace bords...calma lang ky lapad na raba kaha karsada sa atoa...mag bordo2x sirit sa
motor...ehhh kon ma heart attack ta dinhi palang sa TB...tsk tsk3x
dli ta ka enjoy ana boi...wheee

Quote from: adtin2000 on December 05, 2007, 05:57:00 PM
Blue...di na mao ang saktong  tubag... basaha sa daan daan post nako naa to  sya gibutang nako sa ubos parehas sa  imong  gisulat...

hallo Ads,
ako gisulayan ug memory recall ako "utak-brain"
hinumdom ko nga ang Dentist sa una mao ni eya tawag sa toothpaste...

"BASIBARO" ug dili pa jud na mao...na ambot lang ky gipuga na jud nako
ulo..wlay nay duga..lamoog na lang..ang nabilin sa akong utok gamay
na lang para sa paghinumdom na lang sa akong ngan

Quote from: adtin2000 on December 05, 2007, 04:10:16 PM
para sa tanan ha...kaning  pangutana gikan ni  sa  usa  sa mga  US embassy sa  middle east...di lang nako i-mensyon..usa lang ang  pangutana sa  consolate officer sa  applicant ug matubag nya sa  lima kasegundo naa na dayon unta sya US visa  with multiple entry pero wala  nya matubag ni,,,,,, ingon ang  consul simpleng tanong lng..Mao ni ang  pangutana kung  tinood kang  pinoy makatubag ka  ani.Unsay tagalog  sa toothpaste?ang  filipino patawa tawa pa sa una nya taod taod mihilak kay wa katubag..mao na..sa gagmay butang  diha pa sya  na sabit...wa syay  Visa,,,sayang.

hey Ads,

kon dli na sakto ang TUTPEYST

what about...SIPILYO  OR PANGSIPILYO?(ng ngipin..of course)


wla ko nimo tubaga sa akong pangutana ug korek ba ko???hmmmnnn

Quote from: adtin2000 on December 05, 2007, 04:01:38 PM
klaro kaayong sad-an kay nag reak man...mao gani nga wa koy  gimensyon na pangalan!kung kinsa tong nag reak,,kasabot namo kinsa  ang boot pasabot....dapat kung sakto pa "naa unta  words na "EXCUSE ME"naa man diay wa kasabot ani ,,,mao unta na ang unang bantayan...naa gud lain taw na wa kasabot, di ra gud kamo  duha...."ma out of place ang isa"...isa pa misulod ko ani kay nalingaw ko...salamat sa nagpadala sa akong gmail mao nakaplagan nako ning lugara....kamao man pud ko sa ubang sinultian pero gigamit lang nako sa saktong lugar. Sama ani kung naa ko kaistorya na  dili  pud sama nako na  filipino magamit gyud nako.....kung bisaya ang ako kaistorya magbinisaya man ko,,,kung tagalog ako kaistorya magtinagalog man ko....pag British o Americano  ako kaistorya mag english man ko.kung arabic ako kaistorya na di kamao sa english mag  inarabic ko para masabtan ko.Kung Farci ang  sinultian mag farci ko. Nakuha ba ninyo ang ako  boot pasabot?maayo kung nakasabot  kung dili tas-i tawn ug pangutok ng  inyong  hunahuna oi.tawag ana"BUGO"....
"bisaya kaistorya nimo bisaya nya magamit ug sinultian laing pinulungan?"unsa man diay tawag ana?Mao na ang tawag na "HAMBOG"wa gud  ta sa  Learning Institute mao na  di applicable sa  akoa ....
Ok ra na  kung  nageskwela ka or nagpa tutor ka para makabalo ug laing pinulungan na kamo rang  duha....Eh Public gud ni.basaha ra gud ng  giingon ni Mike..mao na  naa koy  freedom of expression,freedom of speech ako gigamit...wa ko mag judge mga higala.....salamat sa admin na inyo kung gitagaan  sa akong  pikas na makapagawas sa akong mga  pulong  para sa tanan nga naigo sa akong "MGA PULONG SA KINAADMANI"

akong kommentario amigo;
case-to-case basis..,kon naay mangutana nako in foreign language unja nakasabot ko,
ako usab tubagon, kon wla..na cynxa..i dont dare to..,dli pod nako isapayan kon wla ko
kasabot,mao na giingon problema mo na kana hmmnnn

1st sa laing lugar...i agree with U,talking of "Freedom of Speech"
2nd place...ayaw pod palabi sa imong mga terms ky medyo brutalinskie ra kaayo,
be nice and mild..tiaw bay gi-loud ug kasukaon ka..!?
mora man na ug nakakita kag hungot nga naay ginamos nasagolan ug hukaw unja naay wla
kahibalo, mikaon ug ikaw nakakita.."can U imagine" mao nay arang ka lo-ud agoyyy...

na cgi daghan sulti, daghan sayop (Insik nga principyo)
gamay kono sulti gamay pod sayop, wla pod daghan masakitan..,

daghan kos2x balongos...Xmas is fast approaching.,
dli ta mag tira2x aw tiradoray,or morag
tira2x balikutza  Peace to the World...!

anata namae wa nandeska? mao na Jappy?

mao ra jud na ako hibaloan...

ay sus ky korek...anata namae wa nani desu ka?

it sounds like;(wa na naay musuka ani) joky..joky..shaky..shaky..

thanks guyss...


Da bins..kini ako nindotan ai

"Men are like. . .Snowstorms. . .
You never know when they're coming, how
many inches you'll get, or how long it will last."

pwede  literally meaning
nindot kon sabton as a proverbs or sayings??

dli nalang nako isulti ky lisod na..I'm gettin "green" na unya
allow me to laugh like Ads many whahahahaha

ang nakasabot mahimo-ut...ang wla kasabot magbagotbot wheee

"how long it will last" hahahahaha..."stamina" baby.

my heartfelt Welcome Mirabhai

dayon ug maayong pag-abot Kazzie

you are cordially Welcome Dong Caverte

Welcome Mr.Hellingman
where are you in Holland?
my relatives are in  Amsterdam and Almere

please extend my regards to your wify and family..

dayon sa Lagkaw,Payag or Tambayan
sa mga taga Bohol.,  naa bay Calamay dha???

in behalf of TB-admin and all members
i humbly and cordially Welcome U Nildie...

enjoy ur stay...letz rock...

hey Ads,

kon dli na sakto ang TUTPEYST

what about...SIPILYO  OR PANGSIPILYO?(ng ngipin..of course)

tungod sa nahitabo karon
or allow me to call sa "controversial topic "
nakahunahuna hinoon kog post ani...

good night nako mga kompanyeros.,

Welcome-English
Willkommen-German

good night-English
guten nacht-German


opps sorry naa naman diay ni nga thread,
nalibat ko dah...tua pod koy "foreign language" sa pikas.

bisan asa ta ilagpot sa kapalaran,
bsan asa sa tibook kalibutan,
ug kahibalo tag "i love you"
sa nagkalain-laing sinultihan,
shaaaro ug dli ka uyab...ngooks.

Men are like. . . Laxatives. . .
They irritate the crap out of you.

Men are like. . .Bananas. . .
The older they get, the less firm they are.

Men are like. . .Vacations. . .
They never seem to be long enough.


Men are like. . .Weather. . .
Nothing can be done to change them.

Men are like. . .Blenders. . .
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

Men are like. . .Chocolate Bars. . .
Sweet, smooth and they usually head
right for your hips.


Men are like. . .Coffee. . .
The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you
up all night long.

Men are like. . .Commercials. . .
You can't believe a word they say.

Men are like. . .Department Stores. . .
Their clothes are always one half off.


Men are like. . .Government Bonds. . .
They take soooooooo long to mature.

Men are like. . .Mascara. . .
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like. . .Popcorn. . .
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.


Men are like. . .Snowstorms. . .
You never know when they're coming, how
many inches you'll get, or how long it will last.

Men are like. . .Lava Lamps. . .
Fun to look at, but not very bright.

Men are like. . .Parking Spots. . .
All the good ones are taken, the rest
are handicapped.

From the very beginning, the girl's family objected strongly on her dating this guy, saying that it had something to do with family background, and that the girl will have to suffer for the rest of her life if she wanted to be with him.

Due to family's pressure, they quarrelled very often. Though the girl loved the guy deeply, she always asked him: "How deep is your love for me?"

The guy was not good with words, which often made the girl very upset. She often vented her anger on him, but he only endured all of these in silence. After a couple of years, the guy finally graduated and decided to further his studies overseas. Before leaving, he proposed to the girl: "I'm not very good
with words. But all I know is that I love you. If you allow me, I will take care of you for the rest of my life. As for your family, I'll try my best to win them over. Will you marry me?"

The girl agreed, and with the guy's determination, the family finally gave in and agreed to let them get married. So before he left, they got engaged.

The girl went to work, whereas the guy studied abroad. They sent their love for each other through emails and phone calls. Though it was hard, both never thought of giving up.

One day, while the girl was on her way to work, she was knocked down by a car that lost control. When she woke up, she saw her parents beside her bed. She realized that she was badly injured. Seeing her mom cry, she wanted to comfort her. But she realized that all that could come out of her mouth was just a sigh. She had lost her voice....

The doctor said that the impact on her brain had caused her to lose her voice. She almost broke down with the news. It was her silent cries that accompanied her during her whole stay in the hospital. When she went home, everything seemed to be the same except for the ringing tone of the phone, which pierced her heart every time it rang. She didn't wish to let the guy know, so she wrote him a letter. She said that it would not be wise for him to wait. She put the ring inside the envelope and this crushed her heart.

The guy sent countless replies and phone calls...and all she could do besides crying was still to cry...So, the parents decided to move away, hoping that she could eventually forget everything and be happy. With a new environment, the girl learned sign language and started a new life, saying everyday that she must forget the guy.

One day, her friend came and told her that he's back. She asked her friend not to let him know what happened to her. Since then, there wasn't anymore news of him.

A year had passed and her friend came with an envelope, containing an invitation card for the guy's wedding. The girl was shattered! When she opened the letter, she saw her name on it instead. When she was about to ask her friend what was going on, she saw the guy standing in front of her....

He used sign language to tell her, "I'd spent a year to learn sign language, just to let you know that I never forgot about our promise. Let me be your voice. I Love You." With that, he slipped the ring back onto her finger.



* Treat every relationship as if it's the last one, then you'll know how to give.
* Treat every moment as if it's the last day, then you'll know how to treasure.
* Treasure what you have right now, or else you may regret one day...

   

Afrikaans : Ek Is Lief Vir Jou : Ek Het Jou Lief

Albanian : te dua : te dashuroj

Alentejano(Portugal) : Gosto de ti

Alsacien : Ich hoan dich gear

Amharic : Afekrishalehou

Arabic (formal) : Ooheboki (male to female) : Ooheboka (female to male)

Armenian : Es kez siroum em : Es zes siroum em : Es siroum em kez : Es siroum em zes

Assamese : Moi tomak bhal pau

Basque : Maite zaitut Batak : Holong rohangku di ho

Bavarian : I mog di narrisch gern Belorussian : Ya kahayu tabe

Bengali : Aami tomaake bhaalo baashi : Ami tomay bhalobashi : Ami tomake bahlobashi

Berber : Lakh tirikh Bicol : Namumutan ta ka

Bolivian Quechua : Qanta munani

Brazilian : see Portuguese : Amo te

Bulgarian : Obicham te : As te obeicham : As te obicham

Burmese : Chit pa de

Cambodian : Kh_nhaum soro_lahn nhee_ah : Bon sro lanh oon

Canadian French : Sh'teme (spoken, sounds like this) : Je t'aime ("I like you") : Je t'adore ("I love you")

Catalan : T'estim (Mallorcan) : T'estime (Valencian) : T'estimo

Catalonian) : T'estim molt ("I love you a lot")

Cebuano : Gihigugma ko ikaw

Chamoru (or Chamorro) : Hu guaiya hao Chichewa : Ndimakukonda

Chickasaw : Chiholloli (first 'i' nasalized)

Chinese : Wo Ai Ni (Manderin) : Wuo Ai Nee ( " ) : Moi Oiy Neya (Cantonese) : Ngo Oi Lei ( " )

Croatian : ljubim te

Czech : Miluji Te : MILUJU TE! (colloquial form)

Danish : Jeg elsker dig

Dutch : Ik Hou Van Jou

Ecuador Quechua : canda munani

English : I love you : I adore you

Estonian : Mina Armastan Sind

Esperanto : Mi amas sin

Farsi : Tora Dust Midaram : Asheghetam

Farsi (Persian) : Doostat Daram

Filipino : Mahal Kita : Iniibig ako

Finnish : Min Rakastan Sinua

Flemish : Ik Hou Van Jou Ik Bemin Je Ik Heb U Lief

French : Je T'aime

Friesian : Ik Hou Fan Dei

Gaelic : Ta Gra Agam Ort

German : Ich liebe Dich

Greek : s'ayapo (spoken s'agapo, 3rd letter is lower case 'gamma')

Greek (old) : (Ego) Philo Su (ego, for emphasis)

Greenlandic : Asavakit

Gujrati : Hoon Tane Pyar Karoochhoon.

Hausa : Ina Sonki

Hawaiian : Aloha I'a Au Oe

Hebrew : Anee Oheivet Otkha (female to male) : Anee Oheiv Otakh (male to female) : Ani Ohev Otakh (male to female) : Ani Ohevet Otkha (female to male)

Hindi : Mai tumase pyar karata hun (male to female) : Mai tumase pyar karati hun (female to male) : Main Tumse Prem Karta Hoon : Mai Tumhe Pyar Karta Hoon : Main Tumse Pyar Karta Hoon. : Mai Tumse Peyar Karta Hnu. Hokkien : Wa Ai Lu Hopi : Nu' Umi Unangwa'ta

Hungarian : Szeretlek Te'ged : Szeretlek 

Quote from: adtin2000 on December 04, 2007, 09:38:57 PM
Ngano ka ha ang tawo di pareho ug kinaiya?usahay ang uban way batasan,,,,,usahay taga bojol nakalangyaw lang sa laing  lugar  di na kamao magbinisaja.way apil ang uban na  bootan ha....Boot ba pasabot ani nagpakita lng sa ilang pag ka hambugera or  hambugero?

Nakalangyaw lang sa ubang lugar nya nakabalo ug laing  sinultian agamiton pa gyud ug sultianay sa kauban nyang bisayang dako,,,,ug mag estorya diay ug  binisaya kay bisaya man pud ang kaistorya di man langyaw...di ba? nagpaila gyud  sa  pagkahambog.....hinumdumi ninjo tawn....ninja ra mopatay ninjo....

makalagot hunahunaon.....murag  kapangpangan,,natakdan na ba  ang uban diha?

hey hey hey Ads,

ako tubag ni Bambi is ds:

Mir gehts gut---I'm feelin good ..or..I'm fine...
danke..-- tanx

gib nicht neues...---wla may bag-ong balitz

wie immer..-- as usual...or..mao lang gihapon

luft holen...taking breath..or ginhawa pa..or nagginhawa pa...


rest assured we nevah tried to hurt somebody...ug frankly speaking WLA JUD SA AKO
VOCABULARYO ang mang hambog duh...(I'm proud nga mao nay gipasunod sa ako parents)
very religiosa ako mga olds...wla sa ilaha ang manglupig ug magpasakit sa mga isigkatawo...
preha ra ta tanan..dli perfum ang "E...ta.."

WE ARE ALL FILIPINOs...
Give Love on Xmas time...peace...!

Honorable Members of the Senate,

As we witnessed in dismay the live broadcast of the stand off in Makati-
propagated in all continents, we feel helpless and denounce all what we
have seen and heard.

It was an errie atmosphere where our democratic values and civil
liberties were assaulted for the nth time reminiscent of the Marcos era
lest more brutal if only to convey a message that this govt is in
control of the 85 million Filipinos.

At the end of the day after the smoke is gun - it us the OFWs onced
again and our families who will bear the brunt of these upheavals
rocking this governtment.

The silenced of the global OFWs, as a sector, should not be taken as
our weaknessess, we practice civility in seeking redress of our
long time grievances but don't be mistaken- the tipping point is a spit away.

Suppressing the rights of the people at the disguise of procedural
laws or under the cover of protecting our national security, unfelt economic
gains or maintaing peace and order is a cheap shot of showing that this govt is
in control of the feelings and minds of the citizenry nor has the moral
grounds to tell us what is good and right for reasonable and
thinking Filipinos- without the aid of consulation or due process.

The leadership and mandate we have given you as your constituents,
even while we are equally suffering and enduring all these hardships
and separation from our families while in foreign lands, is a reminder that
the rule of the governed shall prevail because we are 99% part of the governance.

We will continue our sacred duty of fullfilling our obligations to keep the
economy afloat but please do not forget your co-Filipinos about to be
beheaded or to be lashed or whip or those that were victims of the abuses
of employers or our own govt representatives, or the excessess of
recruitment agencies and the imperfect laws you have crafted
for our socio, economic and political empowerment needing appropriate amendments -

Time is ticking especially in volatile areas of the Middle East, we have done
our share for the last 30 years and we are not remiss of our duties as your citizens.

We will maintain our vigil and respect for the rule of law even while we
relentlessly pursue the OFW agenda, with your help, but this time of national
crisis, we plead that we should not be sidetrack or considered as strangers
in our land-we are all just email aways.

We are equally thankful and appreciative that we still have leaders
like you prevailing over sensitive issues affecting the lot of our
countrymen- count us in - kaisa ninyo kami sa
pagsulong ninyo ng mga batas para sa ikabubuti ng nakararami.

Marami pa kayong magagawa malayo pa ang 2010 - ipasa po ninyo ang
mga amienda na aming hinihingi sa RA 8042 at 9189. Busisiin po ninyo ang welfare
funds namin at bigyan po ninyo ng sariling charter ang OWWA - hindi po
ATM eto ng sinumang administrasyon.

God Bless this country and our people and our "no non-sense leaders" -may
your tribe increase.


Gumagalang,


Rashid Fabricante
OFW - Saudi Arabia
Roaming txt - 0919 600 9564

LTFRB warns against abusive taxi drivers during Christmas season
Manilatimes/national /2007/dec/ 03/yehey/
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By Jefferson Antiporda

WITH the yuletide season just a few days away, the Department of
Transportation and Communications has reactivated its program "Oplan
Isnabero" to protect commuters against erring and abusive drivers of
taxis and other public utility vehicles.

According to DOTC spokesman and Land Transportation Franchising and Regulatory (LTFRB) Board Chairman Thompson Lantion, DOTC Secretary
Leandro Mendoza has given him and Land Transportation Office (LTO) Chief
Reynaldo Berroya the go-signal to strengthen operations against drivers
who will deny passengers and those refusing to use their taxi meters.

"Although the program is being implemented whole year round, we need
to intensify the campaign this Christmas season where most of the
people go on shopping and going around place," Lantion explained.

Lantion said the LTFRB-Franchise Enforcement Group will join forces with
the LTO-Law Enforcement Section-Flying Squad to apprehend all abusive
drivers that will take advantage of the situation.

Lantion added that the LTFRB and LTO would also coordinate with the
local government and PNP-Traffic Management Group for the
synchronization of their operations.

The DOTC will deploy its law enforcement units along shopping malls,
commercial centers, popular nightspots as well as bus terminals.

Lantion also called on transport operators to remind their drivers to
comply with the law and avoid taking advantage of the passenger because
the LTFRB will not be easy on them.

"I know the situation of our drivers in the public transport sector
but it should not use as a reason for them to commit illegal acts,"
the LTFRB chairman said.

Commuters who will be victimized by abusive drivers can go to designated
DOTC-LTO-LTFRB- PNP-TMG desk in malls or they can also simply text DOTC
at 7890 and LTFRB hotline 1342 and LTO hotline at 9219072.

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Quote from: adtin2000 on November 30, 2007, 07:20:41 PM
blueeeeeeeeeeeeeee akong uyab taga  dauis dapit sa simbahan,,, si  brenda cimafranca,,kaila ka ani.....pero menyo na pud ....daghan ko  ug  barkada diha ,,ana mi tig-inom sa  tindahan ni manang,,,,apilyido nya Clarin.....nalimot ko ,,naa gani na sya kan-anan diha...mangutang gud mi usahay kay  suki lagi.....

Brenda Cimafranca? morag kahinumdom ko..pero dli na kaau nako masubay bawooo
but sounds familiar jud...kana ako giingon nga Berio Tiempo ako na uyo-an ..ija asawa maoy
taga Dauis..moanha rapod kog Fiesta whahahahaha manunukos pod daku agoyyy...

hahahaha naka uyab pod ako cazin dha sa una..Nick ngan pero kalimot kos plido...
basta hinumdom ko akoy tigkaon sa chocolate gasa niya inig pamesita niya ni Ate whehehehe

HAPPY3X BDAY "GIN"
May U have all the Blesses from ABOVE...
cheer it...rock it...
today is Ur Day...e-wisi2x..e-wara2x,..e-wires2x pa jud
e-labyog2x...hehehehe ipahungaw na imo gibate...
U have all the exception...ITS UR DAY GURL...!!!!



Merry Xmas in advance too...
ds is exclusively for you...(my creation)

Quote from: Bohol Bol-anon on July 18, 2007, 12:36:33 PM
Tilokon na ba gyud diay ang mga gwapang Boholana?

Wala na tay contestant sa atong Virtual Ms Bohol Sandugo 2007 in Tubag Bohol?

"Asa naman ang mga gwapa nga Boholana?"

tua pa tawon silang tanan sa Hunasan...
nanginhas ug aninikad
dawo2x swakee ug tujom
nagpanon nagdala ug camote..sukang- hang nga daghan luy-a
ky magkilaw ug bat ug isdang pata...sinagolan sa ambang ug lato...
guten Appetit...tsalapp...

Does Your Blood Type Reveal Your Personality?

According to a Japanese institute that does research on blood types, there are certain personality traits that seem to match up with certain blood types. How do you rate?

TYPE O
You want to be a leader, and when you see something you want, you keep striving until you achieve your goal. You are a trend-setter, loyal, passionate, and self-confident. Your weaknesses include vanity and jealously and a tendency to be too competitive.

TYPE A
You like harmony, peace and organization. You work well with others, and are sensitive, patient and affectionate. Among your weaknesses are stubbornness and an inability to relax.

TYPE B
You're a rugged individualist, who's straightforward and likes to do things your own way. Creative and flexible, you adapt easily to any situation. But your insistence on being independent can sometimes go too far and become a weakness.

TYPE AB
Cool and controlled, you're generally well liked and always put people at ease. You're a natural entertainer who's tactful and fair. But you're standoffish, blunt, and have difficulty making decisions.



perti nako pangukay.,
sa akong "pregnancy pass" nakalimot ko unsa akong
bloodtype...nawala sa akong utok ug inutong ni kim
na amnesia na cguro ko, tiaw bay gikuyapan ko paghuman ug utong huuh

morag type O like..as in Ogok or AB man cguro to?   

TYPE O
You want to be a leader, and when you see something you want, you keep striving until you achieve your goal. You are a trend-setter, loyal, passionate, and self-confident. Your weaknesses include vanity and jealously and a tendency to be too competitive.


TYPE AB
Cool and controlled, you're generally well liked and always put people at ease. You're a natural entertainer who's tactful and fair.

ja i give all my energy if i wanna achieve something
but im not a jealous type-wla sa akong bokabularyo.

competitive?on other aspect like in school..naning kaau..as in naningkakay

but private life im sooo contented in every little things i have
dli ko makigcontest sa uban unsa ila luxus but im glad to
see them havin a successful life...ja ja ja datz me ngeeks

poor liver of mine
ky napolos nako ug pain reliever...(unsaon daghan naman agoroy si Eya)
mobawi pod kog kaon ampalaya
ug inom daghan tubig man...
   
ug mo resigned na c Liver dear..ala koy mahimo...
na na nah Alabado...ave Marie... 

Quote from: Bambi on December 03, 2007, 12:57:16 AM
Very nice and meaningful!  I hope that the one dedicated will answer soon!

Takos - to measure? or angay ba?
I just remember kon duna nay magsuroy ug lab-as nga bolinao sa amo sa una. We must have to ask...pila may takos Nang?

"BSAN DLI TAKUS UYAMOT"
EVEN THOUGH I'M NOT WORTHY TO.... OR...
EVEN THOUGH I'm NOT CAPABLE TO...

mao na ako bo-ut ipa-ibot aw este... ipasabot diay
ug ako usab naibot nga sagbot...aw ehhhh..ako nasabtan

huuh ga jama2x...nagsugod na tingale ako "ALZHEIMER" whaaa

Quote from: Bohol Bol-anon on December 03, 2007, 12:01:02 PM
1. Sleeping too late and waking up too late are main cause.
2. Not urinating in the morning.
3. Too much eating.
4. Skipping breakfast.
5. Consuming too much medication.
6. Consuming too much preservatives, additives, food coloring, and artificial sweetener.
7. Consuming unhealthy cooking oil. As much as possible reduce cooking oil use when frying, which includes even the best cooking oils like olive oil. Do not consume fried foods when you are tired, except if the body is very fit.
8. Consuming raw (overly done) foods also add to the burden of liver. Veggies should be eaten raw or cooked 3-5 parts. Fried veggies should be finished in one sitting, do not store.

We should prevent this without necessarily spending more. We just have to adopt a good daily lifestyle and eating habits.
Maintaining good eating habits and time condition are very important for our bodies to absorb and get rid of unnecessary chemicals according to "schedule."

IT BECAUSE:
Evening at 9 - 11 PM : is the time for
eliminating unnecessary/toxic chemicals
(detoxi fication) from the antibody
system (lymph nodes). This time
duration should be spent by relaxing
or listening to music. If during
this time a housewife is still in an
unrelaxed state such as washing
the dishes or monitoring children
doing their
homework, this will have a negative
impact on health.

Evening at 11pm - 1 am : is the
detoxificatio n process in the liver,
and ideally should be done in a deep
sleep state.

Early morning 1 - 3 am :
detoxification process in the gall,
also
ideally done in a deep sleep state.

Early morning 3 - 5 am :
detoxification in the lungs. Therefore
there will sometimes be
a severe cough for cough sufferers
during this time. Since the
detoxificatio n process
had reached the respiratory tract,
there is no need to take cough
medicine so as not to interfere with
toxin removal process.

Morning 5 - 7am :
detoxification in the colon, you
should empty your bowel.

Morning 7 - 9 am : absorption of
nutrients in the small intestine, you
should be having breakfast at this
time. Breakfast should be earlier,
before 6:30 am , for those who are
sick. Breakfast before 7:30 am is very
beneficial to those wanting to
stay fit. Those who always skip
breakfast, they should change their
habits, and it is still better to
eat breakfast late until 9 - 10 am
rather than no meal at all.

Sleeping so late and waking up too
late will disrupt the process of
removing unnecessary chemicals. Aside
from that, midnight to 4:00 am
is the time when the bone marrow
produces blood. Therefore, have a good
sleep and don't sleep late.

Ohh how i love OKRA...
naa ba dha usa ka sako? padalhi ko dre beh
ky di jud ko mobalibad...tsalappp...

usahay naa sa AsianStore..mopalit jud ko
bahalag mahal..-mokaon ako mga sakop
pero ako jud mopakyaw.

hummmnnn gigutom hinoon ko dah...

BENEFITS OF OKRA

The superior fiber found in okra helps to stabilize the blood sugar by curbing the rate at which sugar is absorbed from the intestinal tract.

Okra's mucilage binds cholesterol and bile acid carrying toxins dumped into it by the filtering liver.

Okra helps lubricate the large intestines due to its bulk laxative qualities. The okra fiber absorbs water and ensures bulk in stools. This helps prevent and improve constipation. Unlike harsh wheat bran, which can irritate or injure the intestinal tract, okra's mucilage soothes, and okra facilitates elimination more comfortably by its slippery characteristic.

Okra binds excess cholesterol and toxins (in bile acids). These, if not evacuated, will cause numerous health problems. Okra also assures easy passage out of waste from the body. Okra is completely non-toxic, non-habit forming, has no adverse side effects, is full of nutrients, and is economically within reach of most unlike the OTC drugs.

Okra fiber is excellent for feeding the good bacteria (probiotics). This contributes to the health of the intestinal tract.

Okra is a supreme vegetable for those feeling weak, exhausted, and suffering from depression.

Okra is used for healing ulcers and to keep joints limber. It helps to neutralize acids, being very alkaline, and provides a temporary protective coating for the digestive tract.

Okra treats lung inflammation, sore throat, and irritable bowel.

Okra has been used successfully in experimental blood plasma replacements.

Okra is good for summer heat treatment. Okra is a supreme vegetable for those feeling weak, exhausted, and suffering from depression.

Okra is good for constipation.

Okra is good in normalizing the blood sugar and cholesterol level.

Okra is good for asthma. Okra's vitamin C is an antioxidant and anti-inflammatory, which curtail the development of asthma symptoms.
Okra is good for atherosclerosis.


Okra is believed to protect some forms of cancer expansion, especially colorectal cancer.

Eating okra helps to support the structure of capillaries.
Some information shows that eating okra lowers the risk of c
cataracts.

Okra is good for preventing diabetes.

Okra protects you from pimples and maintains smooth and beautiful skin. We understand the reason why Cleopatra and Yang Guifei loved to eat okra.

whahahahaha wla na mitibagbag man mo
dli naman na 3words...


today:
weary but happy