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Quote from: Kerstin on March 06, 2010, 09:55:15 PM
suliranin mo lang kapag nakakatunob ng tae ng kalabaw hindi ng aliwas
hindi rin pwedeng matatrapohan    hahaha

Datapwat may salumpuwit ang nag-eebak para ang mga salungguhit ay hindi na gagamit nga nuog!

Quote from: Kerstin on March 06, 2010, 09:52:19 PM
taga maynila kasi eh ,eh palaging kumakain ng mani yan ang naani? hihihi

Kinakain nga, pero hindi naman linulunok! (Dahil lana pa, dili pa lunok!)

Quote from: Kerstin on March 06, 2010, 09:49:46 PM
hahaha  mao gyod !
pwede pod segi  siya pabokol sa ija ulo nga gamay? 

Oi, makahilak man pud tag tagok kon sigi lang tang bokolan!

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on March 06, 2010, 09:18:45 PM
hahaha moangay jud ko sa imong tagalig Toy.

He he, Mao ni naani, Raqz, sa tatlong taon sa Maynila hindi pa rin binubuti ang kalagayan!

Quote from: farimz on March 01, 2010, 04:09:55 PM

cge bugsay kay eksam sa ko.....

One for the road na lang...

Quote from: islander on March 06, 2010, 08:51:34 PM
duda kog kapila na na mabokol si hubag sa ijang wify.  his name is not for nothing.  peace, bay hubs, hoboy, botoy, hubagito gwapito!

Good boy tawon nis Botoy, Ms. Kisslander, este, Islander!

Quote from: Kerstin on March 06, 2010, 08:48:02 PM
ahirms naka atshi ko hihihi

Bless you!

Quote from: Kerstin on March 06, 2010, 08:04:00 PM
so we should try to act like *dalaga noon* at maging ehemplo sa mga dalaga ngayon?
subokan hanggat makaya pa?

kon madakin-as? dalaga ngayon? and so be it..

Madakin-as? Aw, titindog at papaphain ang abog! Ang suliranin lamang ay kung natutunok ng makahilo!  

Quote from: Kerstin on March 06, 2010, 08:33:56 PM
hahaha whatever, its all up to yah , lips sealed again

Bitaw, he he, lisod ning pugson kay magdugo...

Dawata ang kinasingkasing namong mga pahalipay atol sa imong adlawng natawhan, Bay Koddi! Considering your mouth-watering daily fare, we shudder to imagine what a sumptuous feast you must have in store for this happy occasion.

   - Si Botoy nga gahilak kay naglaway...

Quote from: Kerstin on March 06, 2010, 07:58:54 PM
yaks the time we were ON but now, NO comments 

Hmm. As Emily Dickinson says, “Saying nothing sometimes says the most.”

Quote from: Kerstin on March 06, 2010, 07:53:45 PM
ito true kitkat kainin mo Hub 'wag yan baka mabokol ka pa? hihihi

             

kliks  yommmy !

Ganon ba? Anong bobokol?

Quote from: Kerstin on March 06, 2010, 07:53:45 PM
ito true kitkat kainin mo Hub 'wag yan baka mabokol ka pa? hihihi

             

kliks  yommmy !

Paano ito kainin? Kitkitin?

Quote from: nat-cast on March 03, 2010, 05:58:02 PM
candidate for TB naa bay ....... kung dili ko moundang og yosi 

Pwede maingon nga sa pagkakaron nag-file ka na sa imong certificate of candidacy, Bay Nat...  

Quote from: Kerstin on March 06, 2010, 07:37:51 PM
been through 

...and have survived gracefully, I presume?

Quote from: Kerstin on March 06, 2010, 07:32:18 PM
lets have a break, eat KITKAT ..kliks yom

pause and ads

hey boys kapag ito ang makita nyo sa daan, dont tell me sabihin nyo NO..?
baka mag [prenda] pa kayo ng lupa -just to have her? peace jokes lang po ..!

               

Lami tingali kaonon ni nga KITKAT sa picture...

Quote from: ms da binsi on March 05, 2010, 02:12:15 PM

Life is too short! There are a lot of wonderful, amazing people out there ready to meet you.

Hahay.... 

Bahalag mag kapa² basta di lang makaiti...

Quote from: farimz on March 06, 2010, 03:59:11 PM
wahahahahaha............................wahahahahaha...............
ngano pod nga ikaw nitutok
tan awa nabuhi hinuon ang tunok
sakit bya na kung makatusok

Sigon sa akong nahibaw-an
Sakit lang kuno sa kinaunhan...

Quote from: gwargz on March 06, 2010, 12:05:22 AM
I've been married for 15 years now.
Pero wala mi mag-uban sa ako spouse since day one.
... because of work & business related nga pagpaningkamot.
... all we do is put trust to one another, pray to God for
guidance.

Mao nay angay magminjo, naa juy commitment...

Karon, kasabot na ko ngano nga kamot ang imong avatar, Bay Gwargz...

Quote from: hannah on March 05, 2010, 02:38:19 PM
hoi, pagsure mo dha sa pag nominate2x u kaugalingon.hehehe..out naman na sa thread between jch and emc..basin kasab an mo sa taga TB ha kay nagsinagbot mo ani nga issue..hehe

He he, palain lang ni, Day Hannah, kay usahay bidli na jamo sigeg kulitog sa mga issue. Joke time pud ta panagsa...

Quote from: space on March 06, 2010, 01:59:11 PM
i am the captain of my ship i am the master of my soul....
these people are old enough to think for themselves...thanks...

Right! And the captain shall steer his ship through the old-enough isthmus of their lower extremities...

Quote from: islander on March 06, 2010, 01:15:10 PM
usaon, puro man sinsijo.  loose change, matod pa.  way bills, bwahahaha!

May ara bala! Ang papel de bangko amo ang ginailo namon...

Quote from: vhinz08 on March 06, 2010, 03:01:18 PM
pero ang utang gina buldos man fod. ahiihihihihihihiihihi

Ang giuntangan unsa man, gina-backhoe?

Quote from: fdaray on March 05, 2010, 03:00:55 PM


This is how Mother bird feeds her baby birds.

Favoritism! Kaluoy sa other birdling, dili kailog kay gihimong batoganan...

Quote from: vrglguapo on March 06, 2010, 11:40:12 AM
yuk yuk yuk basin maputol baja sa ilawom ha...maglisod jud ta ug kuha..

Dugay na ning balitaa, pero basin naay taga TB nga wa pa kabasa ani:


Jobert Sucaldito hospitalized after accident with cucumber

Showbiz talk show host Jobert Sucaldito is recovering at the Capitol Medical Center in Quezon City after a successful emergency surgery to remove a large piece of cucumber that got stuck in his rectum, according to reports.

Sucaldito, one of the hosts of ABS-CBN’s “The Buzz,” reportedly met with the accident Sunday night and was rushed to the hospital after complaining of “extreme pain” in his bottom.

X-rays subsequently revealed that a broken piece of cucumber, about five inches in length, had gotten lodged into the lower end of his large intestine.

It was not immediately clear how the cucumber got there.

The surgeons who operated on Sucaldito were tight-lipped and refused to discuss his case with media, citing doctor-patient confidentiality. Oddly enough, they all looked like they were trying vainly to keep from laughing and refused to look reporters in the eye.

Members of Sucaldito’s household who declined to be named said they recovered the other half of the cucumber, also five inches in length, in Sucaldito’s bedroom.

They said it had “bite marks” and was in a “soggy” state.

Besides the cucumber, they said they also found “a bottle of Johnson’s baby oil, pictures of scantily clad men, and lots of tissue paper.”

Reached by phone, Sucaldito said he is fine and will be discharged from hospital soon. He explained that it was all an accident.

“Gumagawa kasi ako ng salad. Napaupo ako dun sa chair e meron palang pipino dun na patayo ang pusisyon. Basta, mabilis kasi ang mga pangyayari (I was making a salad. I sat on a chair but there was a cucumber there in an upright position. Everything just happened so fast)” he said.

In a related development, a group of vegan Filipinos is reportedly thinking of filing an abuse complaint against Sucaldito for allegedly molesting a harmless and defenseless vegetable.

(www.pinoymoneytalk.com)

Devil In Disguise
by Elvis Presley

You look like an angel
Walk like an angel
Talk like an angel
But I got wise
You're the devil in disguise
Oh yes you are
The devil in disguise

You fooled me with your kisses
You cheated and you schemed
Heaven knows how you lied to me
You're not the way you seemed

You look like an angel
Walk like an angel
Talk like an angel
But I got wise

You're the devil in disguise
Oh yes you are
The devil in disguise

I thought that I was in heaven
But I was sure surprised
Heaven help me, I didn't see
The devil in your eyes

You look like an angel
Walk like an angel
Talk like an angel

But I got wise
You're the devil in disguise
Oh yes you are
The devil in disguise

You're the devil in disguise
Oh yes you are
The devil in disguise
Oh yes you are
The devil in disguise

Quote from: vrglguapo on March 06, 2010, 12:13:08 AM
Ang moral sa storya mao ni..Ug ang baji gani magpagamit ug lalaki pang tuition or pang make up daghan ang mo comment (it's not right!!!)..Pero ug laki ang mamayot pang tuition pang cell phone o pang inom (ahhh its alright) kay laki man..pilipino mentality, ug ang laki mangabit ug batang studianti ok lang kay laki man pero ug ang asawa mangabit sa poging studiante, patay makaingon jud litsing jawa..kanang klasi sa mentality ang dapat usbon sa atong mga pilipino..

Unsa nga change, Bay Guaps, dapat i-condemn and duha, o dawaton as equally acceptable?

Quote from: ms da binsi on March 05, 2010, 11:27:14 PM

and yes prostitution  is not a new and i admired this kind of  vocation. It is not easy to F** someone you dont even like!  It already existed since the beginning of time. I really dont think theres something wrong with that? Would you prefer these students to STEAL ang get shot by the officers???

I WOULD DO THE SAME if i needto! so leave them alone!!!!!!

Yessshhhh! Attagirl!

Quote from: vrglguapo on March 05, 2010, 11:40:16 PM
Dili baja babaying studiante lang ang gabuhat ana apil ang mga lalaki ,,mangbayot o magpagamit sa b***t pang tuition unya ang sobra PANUBA..

JOKE TIME:

Pare 1: Pre, kanang gamiton tag b***t, kinsay mosupsop, ang b***t o kita?
Pare 2: Natural, ang b***t gyod!
Pare 1: Nayawa na! Daan pa lagi ko, bali jud to!

Bwahaha!

Quote from: vhinz08 on March 05, 2010, 02:49:25 PM
Naa diri sa amo-ang lugar muingon sila pang tuition daw sa ilang anak, ma-o nga na pugos pod sila sa pag sulod ining butanga kay para lang maka skwela ilang anak yawat na lang maka lingkawas sa kalisod ugma dam-ag aw damlag inig graduate makatabang sa inadlaw adlaw nga galastuhon diha sud sa ilang pamilya.  Pero ang kaparat kay naa na daw silay compentensya ning mga studiante lagi nga nahimu pod intawon nga prosti aron lang sa ilang tuition, mao kung wala silay customer tungod lagi sa ka kusog sa ilang mga studyanteng competensya maabtan gajud intawon  ug kadlawon zero client pa, dajon mo-ingon sa customer "pangkapi na lang sir kay nihit man karon".  Looy pod baja sila sagad kanila mga biniyaan sa bana ug pina-angkan, tsk tsk tsk.  Kinsa kahang pulitiko nga ijang plata porma mao ning pagsumpo sa mga prosti pinaagi sa programang "balik dungog Program". unja mao na ni ang programa:
a. Restoration free
b. Free tuition ror the children
c. livelihood program

Unsa man ni, Bay Vhinz? Virginity restoration? Daghang mo-apply ani bisag dili prosti!

Quote from: islander on March 05, 2010, 09:47:17 PM
what a pity that a very qualified someone is turned down for a foreign posting because of his name.  a rose by any other name just might turn out to be a gumamela.

years ago, u.s. presidential candidate bob dole was also a problem for another middle east country, where dole also means "dick".  his name just could not see print in that country's newspapers.  in our context, it may also be very difficult for us to have in our midst an indonesian surnamed k_y_t.  (please supply the vowel a in the blanks.)  i didn't meet him, but a friend of mine tells of a time when this erudite indonesian lectured on cooperatives, and the participants kept addressing him in the open forum.  instead of simply saying "sir...", those jokesters had to say "mr. k_y_t..." which never failed to cause pandemonium.  poor guy, he must have wondered all along what was so funny.       

Bwahaha. Di ba naay Indonesian nga chess grandmaster, unja ang ngalan kay UTUT? Mapilde man pud ta, sa ngalan lang daan!

Quote from: bugsay on March 06, 2010, 02:54:42 AM
Sundang ‘Kong Nagibang
by: Bugsay

Sa bag-o pa kini hait kaayo
Sinubhan sa sabon ug kayo
May pikit nga uway ang puloan kahoy’ng bayabas
Pugong kini aron di mabuak inig tigbas

Siging gibaid aron sinaw permi
Sakuban haum kaayo ug nindot ang kurti
Sa hawakan matag adlaw kauban
Kong motanda ko’s akong umahan

Usa ka adlaw nanghohoy akong abaga
Gihulaman ug giuli nga labihayng gibanga
Pagtigbas kuno sa kahoy nga gahi
Nidalipyas ug ang bato sa ubos ang nibiti

Paglabay sa mga bulan mura nag daan
Wa na natagad ug napasagdan
Sa sakuban perming wa gikauban
Bisan asa nalang nako makit-an.

Unsaon pa man ka nako karon
Pagkakaron wa koy plano nga akoa kang gamiton
Moadto ta’s manawsaway sa centro
Pagamyan ko ikaw ug himoong kutsilyo

Sa panginabuhi ang sundang daghan ug pulos
Sa akong hawakan dapat perming nay matikos
Moadto ko karon sa mercado
Kay mopalit nalang ako ug bag-o

SUNDANG NGA WAY PAGKAGIBANG


Kini ang maalamong pagtulon-an nga ebanghelyo sa mga Eskimo:
Sundang ajaw ipahuwam kay gibang na inig-uli sa imong amigo--
Mentras kon asawa maoy gamiton sa lain, sa dihang ikaw mosunod
Makita mo nga sija way bisan gamayng gibang, unja nagsinaw pa gajod.

Quote from: ZecurB on July 15, 2009, 06:10:43 PM
More often than not, kining mga hambog daghan kaayog kulang sa ilang pagkatawo mao nang i-agi nalang sa pagka hambogero/gera. This is a primal defense mechanism and this can be seen even in nature. I agree gyud nga hambog ning mga Tagalog. Back when I was in the military mas close pa sa mga Bisaya ang mga Igorots kay they are quite mild mannered yet fearless and vicious, unya ang mga Ilonggo og mga Tagalogs puy magkatapok kay pareha silang mga pagarpar og way nahot... 

He he, di ba sa banwa sa amon mga Ilonggo ang kwarta ginapiko ginapala?

Quote from: bugsay on March 04, 2010, 10:07:25 PM
ang blema ani kon kaning naas ubos mauy nag sige hawok.....kon imong badlungon.....bun-og....heheheh

He he, syempre, pasagdahan lang, total, parehas man sijag nawong sa ijang gihagkan!

Quote from: Kerstin on March 05, 2010, 08:00:49 PM
mao ba? mohobag man sad atong kasing tuyok ana imo gisolti doh 

mobatsi una ko ha kay gisogo ko palit ag kamay

hangtod sa sonod natong patid patid ni ening lapyahan sa internet kono ha?

ingats sila sa'yu 

May unggoy kong gamay
Akong gisugo og kamay
Bantog rang nagdugaydugay
Nakakita diayg hinagkanay...


Ingat din sila sa'yu. Hwag kang mamaak!

Quote from: Kerstin on March 05, 2010, 08:00:49 PM
mao ba? mohobag man sad atong kasing tuyok ana imo gisolti doh 

mobatsi una ko ha kay gisogo ko palit ag kamay

hangtod sa sonod natong patid patid ni ening lapyahan sa internet kono ha?

ingats sila sa'yu 

May unggoy kong gamay
Akong gisugo og kamay
Bantog rang nagdugaydugay
Nakakita diayg hinagkanay...


Ingat din sila sa'yu. Hwag kang mamaak!

Quote from: Kerstin on March 05, 2010, 07:54:09 PM
unya unsa man ang sompa ana ha? hihihi

Oops, ring my bell na man ko. Tubagon ta ka next time, Day Kerst, pero as of now GTG kay manginabuhi pa! Maajong adlaw!

Quote from: Kerstin on March 05, 2010, 07:46:28 PM
tingale bitason napod unya usbon ug restore kon mao kana kalakiha? 

Para way problema, mangita na lang og lain nga sakuban...

Quote from: vhinz08 on March 05, 2010, 07:25:51 PM
unsa man nag gibaliw? parehas ra na nag nabuang?

Medjo mao ra, pero ang gibaliw naay physical transformation.

Quote from: Kerstin on March 05, 2010, 07:43:22 PM
im a half half apan wala pa ako mahap ha?

naa koy Bol-anon heritage but was born somewhere down the road
guess in the island of dreams, occupying between Cebu and Bohol
nagpa anod anod sa bokong ni ening gitawag ug kinabohi? ahihihi

Ay, managsama ang atong kaagi! Ako pud gianod nga nagsakay sa takong sa kaalaot unya gibanlas sa batoon nga lapyahan sa katimawa!

Quote from: Kerstin on March 05, 2010, 07:30:39 PM
aha would ,could ,should 

preach the word of God and sing ..
show me heaven oh Lord and the Angel will come unto you [perhaps]

[sorry nabiyaan kariyot ang pc]

grabiha man na imo mga polong makatuhop sa doghan,sampak sa kaonoran ahihihi

...ug tidlom sa kinauyokan sa handuraw...

Show me Hell not, oh Lucifer, so none of thy minions will swoop down upon my lonely self...

Ang kasagaran sa mosuporta ni Villar parehas pud nijag prinsipyo--kana kon they are normal enough to have principles.

Quote from: hofelina on March 05, 2010, 07:14:28 PM
Oh, yes, magtabisay gud ang iyang laway! ha ha ha.

Bwahaha, kon gipaningot at the same time, sus, daghana jamong body fluids ang nanggawas!

Quote from: catalina on March 05, 2010, 06:58:28 PM
abi nako hubs og daisy ka.
hahhahaa

Bwahaha. Nasaypan man gud ko aning Juana, Cat, aho na lamang gipaujonan. Bahalag masaypan nga baje basta di lang masaypan nga baki, bwahaha.

Quote from: catalina on March 05, 2010, 07:06:37 PM
hahhahha
rapido ang agi.

Chemical warfare with full blast acoustics, bwahaha.

Quote from: Kerstin on March 05, 2010, 06:53:24 PM
kadongog lang gud ko ana but wala pa baya ko kita ug gibaliw doh

Estorya ra man na, Kerst ba. Yuna pa, taga Bohol ba jud ka, or from somewhere else around here? (Sorry ha, pero daghan man ang di jud taga-Bohol diri...) Of course you're very welcome here... I myself grew up somewhere else.

Quote from: catalina on March 05, 2010, 06:56:06 PM
mag ong ong ra na panuhoton jod.

Mao ni dangatan sa magbalantay--labi na kon kamote ang kinaon, bwahaha!

Quote from: Kerstin on March 05, 2010, 06:46:01 PM
i stumble here upon scrolling the recent post

stumbling in ahihihi  Dublin

You're stumbling in from Dublin? Conas ta tu?

Quote from: Kerstin on March 05, 2010, 06:51:33 PM
it might be the finest Hell ever hihihi
   
   then may be you could heal the world after fighting with the Dragon ? 

Would that I could but, alas, even the wounds that I bring back continue to bleed. I need a princess to seal my wounds with her warm and moist kisses...

Quote from: catalina on March 05, 2010, 06:53:06 PM
magbalantay magkalisod ka sa pultahan.ang tagabantay na nikagiw na,ikaw nag ong ong pa sa gangha-an.
hahhaha

Mas gusto tingali nija nga mag-ong-ong lang, Cat...

Quote from: Kerstin on March 05, 2010, 06:42:00 PM
hahaha

 

dili ba ta baliwon kono ane?

Kaila diay kag baliw, Day Kerst? Di man ta angay mahadlok, kay ang tanang baliw naa may sumpa...

Quote from: hofelina on March 05, 2010, 06:34:37 PM
Ako kaliwete sa pag-ibig! I can caress my lover with both hands, this is my talent. Kayo rin po?

That's a rare talent, Ms. Hof. Blessed is the one caressed!

Quote from: Kerstin on March 05, 2010, 06:33:01 PM
oh ye dragon-slaying what a cool endeavour 

  muchas gracias [only borrowed words]

Cool, yes, but it makes me hot as hell every time...

De nada... (borrowed words, too)

Quote from: Kerstin on March 05, 2010, 06:38:04 PM
wow buhilamang mga binuhat hihihi

  salamat sa pagtagad 

Way sapajan, Kerst,

Imong alagad,

Hubs

Quote from: nat-cast on March 05, 2010, 03:20:39 PM

Bwahaha. We can look at her this way--upat ang gisilbihan: gamit ang duha ka kamot, unja ang ibabaw ug ubos nga baba!

Quote from: fdaray on March 05, 2010, 01:46:01 PM

HE..he....he...he. wa mo kujawe ?

Ikaw ni sa bata ka pa, sir FD?

Quote from: juana on March 05, 2010, 10:54:06 AM
ms raq naa my baligya nga swake nga sa lapad na sa tanduay gbutang..

Mao ni kinaham sa ahong mga gotualap nga kaberks...

Quote from: Kerstin on March 05, 2010, 06:28:12 PM
oh thanks, nice peps in here 

I'm one of the nicest.

You obviously are a nice one yourself...

Quote from: vhinz08 on March 05, 2010, 03:41:25 PM
When: 1836


Where: Europe

He he, morag natay-an na man ang ahong world history, Bay Vhinz. Unsa man diay nindot sa Europe sa 1836?

Quote from: Kerstin on March 05, 2010, 06:05:05 PM
hihihi kalingaw ba dinhi?

Oops, kahibawo diay ka sa pinulongan sa langit, Day Kerstin? Maayong pag-abot, ug hinaut unta nga magmalipayon ka sa sabakan sa buhilamang Bol-anon!

Welcome, Ms. Kerstin. Sorry I'm late, I just came home from yet another dragon-slaying voyage. I can see that my gotualap friends have already welcomed you.

Quote from: vhinz08 on March 05, 2010, 03:32:09 PM
kabalo ka diay portugues ms da binsi

Morag putragis man tingali ang ijang nahibaw-an, Bay Vhinz, nao mais. Paz, Ms. MDB!

Mao ni hitsura sa tuohon, bwahaha!

Quote from: fdaray on March 05, 2010, 04:31:41 PM
Kon walhon ka, walhon sad ka moambak, ug mosugod ka ug lakaw, walhon sad nga tiil ang iuna ug lakang, dili ba.?

Pero, tuohon mangihi!

Quote from: Lollapalooza on March 05, 2010, 01:14:22 PM
i prefer "maginoong bastos".....cruel to be kind hehehehehe

Eagle's claw diay ang estilo sa kombate nga angay nimo, Ms. Lolla...

Quote from: juana on March 05, 2010, 10:12:52 AM
hehehhe i thought na ms HB... pang text nga spelling.. heheheh

Oops, ajaw lamang ko tawgag Ms HB, Day Juana. Mrs na man ko...

Quote from: juana on March 05, 2010, 10:12:52 AM
hehehhe i thought na ms HB... pang text nga spelling.. heheheh

Aw, amo ba? Wala gid ko kasabot baw...

Quote from: bugsay on March 05, 2010, 09:44:56 AM
Dunay style nga popular kaayo....."Eagle Claw" style.......si bai Hubs suheto ani.

Bwahaha. Pang BDSM man na, Bay Bugs.

Quote from: BlueAngel on March 04, 2010, 05:54:58 PM
weekend napod jeho..! maka pang hunting napod kog Eagle

  -smile sa nag imagine og maskoladong Eagle..catch me baby..

Quote from: vhinz08 on March 05, 2010, 12:35:23 AM
unsa nga eagle Blue Angel naay pako o wala?

Naay pako o wala dili importante para ni Blue...

Quote from: Anna&Jorge on March 04, 2010, 04:42:18 PM
so sorry but i am also very bothered with the spelling of the word sexually which was spelled "sexxeually"... please check clerical errors especially if its the title of the article... abi pa lang abi.....

Anne, you may say that someone is orthographically abusing the readers of Tubag Bohol! Bwahaha.

Quote from: farimz on March 05, 2010, 11:04:19 AM
yehey.......nibalik na pod sa saktong rota ang maong thread...........

Ningbalik lang kadiyot, Day Farimz, pero mosimang na pud ni ron...

Saudis Reject Pakistani Diplomat Whose Name Translates to 'Biggest Dick'

Tim King Salem-News.com
Jan-24-2010 14:24


(SALEM, Ore.) - A high level Pakistani diplomat has been rejected as Ambassador of Saudi Arabia because his name, Akbar Zeb, equates to "Biggest Dick" in Arabic. Saudi officials, apparently overwhelmed by the idea of the name, put their foot down and gave the idea of his being posted there, the kibosh.

Akbar Zeb is no newcomer to politics, in fact you could say he's a pretty big deal. This long-ranging high level diplomat has worked with some of the largest members of world governments, players charged with negotiating the outcome of the world's current events.

He most recently served as High Commissioner Designate of Pakistan to Canada, and prior to that he was the ambassador of Pakistan to South Africa,. He also served in that capacity in Washington from 1983-87, and New Delhi from 1994-2000.

He earlier worked at the Pakistan headquarters as section officer from 1982- 83, director from 1987-94 and director-general from 2000-2003.

Miangul Akbar Zeb, also whose name news agencies sometimes refer to as Zib, was born on 15 February, 1954. He holds a Masters degree.

Quote from: enadespinosa on March 04, 2010, 11:00:50 PM
korek hubag ,unya ug di magka-anak..mag-ampon na lang.

Usahay lang, naa ni gamayng komplekasyon, sama sa isyu kon kinsa sa duha ang may diperensya...

Quote from: islander on March 04, 2010, 10:44:14 PM
katawa pod ni sa kadaghan natuslo, bwahahaha!

Kini maoy katawa sa daghang nang gipangtuslo...

Quote from: indaymen50 on March 05, 2010, 12:29:51 AM
Lami  man  nang  camote...

Lami, unja healthy pa jud--healthy para sa lawas pero dili healthy para sa moduol kay ma sarin gas attack!

Quote from: bugsay on March 04, 2010, 09:01:16 AM
mao ni giingon ni JT sa iyang kanta:

"when you're down and troubled, and you need a helping hand".....

Quote from: BlueAngel on March 04, 2010, 06:20:59 PM
helping hand ky wla may mo...lay down over troubled waters?

Hala mong duha do, serious baja ni nga thread...

"Give me your hand then you'll understand me..."

Hinay-hinay bitaw ang pagdawat sa kamatuoran as we grow older. Sa gamay pa nangandoy nga mapresidente sa Pilipinas, pero pag-retire na maglisod gani mapili nga presidente sa kapilya!

Quote from: BlueAngel on March 05, 2010, 09:21:23 AM
mo dive napod kog balik
    labon wla pa ang gamhanang V en P nga mga living thingy
          magdufah kos lantay aron wlay laing maka akopar 



  gudnyt Volkswagen este folks    ♥ U >gzgz§³

Goodnight part 2 diay, he he. Nakalingkawas kas slimy living things kay suppertime man tingalis kokakingdom ron...

Quote from: vrglguapo on March 05, 2010, 02:42:49 AM
Dia ra k0o kinsa gani to nangita nako?Kay akong paakon gam-an ug chicken nini ang liog...

Bwahaha! Dalia rang nakagama og kissable lips. Pero ang gipangita, Bay Guaps, kay ang ngabil man sa luyong bahin sa iro!

Quote from: BlueAngel on March 05, 2010, 09:06:45 AM
aw Oo ky Meister Hoboi man diay pod ka...masteral tutorial nah? 

Pwede pud. Ang ahong expertise ra ba kay thesis counselling, bwahaha.

Quote from: vrglguapo on March 05, 2010, 08:23:00 AM
MDB i like your avatar you look mysterious,intriguing very sensual and it fascinates me..

Quote from: BlueAngel on March 05, 2010, 09:01:25 AM
   
          kiliglicious
 

Puros kyut ang duha ka linalang diri sa avatar ni Ms. MDB...

Quote from: BlueAngel on March 05, 2010, 08:18:05 AM
sponsor diay ka Capt. von Hoboi? jeje 

Bujag! Maghatag hinuon kog free tutorial...

Quote from: BlueAngel on March 05, 2010, 08:37:44 AM
  na na oh je gibizto napod ko nga tigbantok sa karsada duh ajehehe 

He he, di ba kaadlawon na diha ron, Blue?

Quote from: catalina on March 04, 2010, 07:11:43 PM
naa nay lantay nagsigaw
unja naay bunal ni hubs nga nasinaw
naa pos bugs nagpaminaw
mao ako wala nalang mopatim aw
kay nitan aw ko sa limtaw
naa pa ang baki,nga ang mata nagbutigaw.

Quote from: BlueAngel on March 05, 2010, 08:23:03 AM
butangi..! nagtrono ni david diay ang kokak sa lantay? tsk³
     atong sapawan pag silak ky unja motuhop ang V en P laway nya?

Lovey Dopey Froggy lives!

Quote from: vhinz08 on March 04, 2010, 11:58:34 PM
Oooohhhhhhhh.... pinkys na kapayas bakit ikaw pa, naa man untay mani nga dili ikapangagda. ahehehehehehe

pati ako na wa-a na sa topic.
ilisan na lang nato ning titulo sa thread ug "unang kapayas sa pagsakay naho ug jeep" jejejeje

unang kapayas sa pagsakay naho ug jeep

Wa ko moplite kay didto ra ko gakapjot sa may sak-anan
Nagpunayg lantaw kang Inday nga nagkang-a ang bilahan.

(Bow)

Quote from: BlueAngel on March 05, 2010, 08:04:30 AM
hoi tiaw..maulaw baja ta ngek,
  uza ra tawon ko kajamokmok
   nga nangitag dukot sa hunasan sa mga alimangö

- ahoi Capt. FreiHerr de von Hoboi..! hee³

Bwahaha, jamokmok, na ja, nagmokmok lang tingali kay wa kalaag...

Quote from: insurectus on March 05, 2010, 12:52:24 AM
Mura na nag sponsor scholarship murag mas dako na nuon magasto

Motubag tingali ang mahilig mag-sponsor: "Aw, sulit man pud..."

Quote from: islander on March 04, 2010, 10:38:27 PM
mas maghinam ko sa garlic flavored durian.  super!

Bwahaha. Unsa kaha kon sweet flavor, sweet as in







sweet potato!

Quote from: enadespinosa on March 04, 2010, 10:26:29 PM
Unsa man nga regalo na-appreciate sa mga babae?

Anak?

Quote from: islander on March 02, 2010, 04:15:46 PM
naordinahan na ba ni si tarcisio, chicogon?  angay baya ni siyag pre-vatican II kay naa nay built-in tonsure.

Unsa man, late vocation diay? Mora mag giango-ango na nis Tarcy...

Quote from: islander on March 04, 2010, 10:09:02 PM
kamrason pa unta kah ni miss iring sa dapit nga ma-torture kah, harvatang bay hubs.  piz!  (as in pizza, bwahahaha!)   p.s. i love cats, literally and figuratively!

Ngiyaw!

- winking tomcat, waiting to be stroked...

Quote from: catalina on March 04, 2010, 09:40:15 PM
hahahhhahhaha

Mao ni katawa sa suheto bahin sa ansuy...

Quote from: vhinz08 on March 04, 2010, 02:02:34 PM
naa na diay filter para sa utot, bisag naa pod ni sijay odor flavor: estroberi, orenj, grips, byabas, or mangga ba. 

Bwahaha. Nangka flavor ang ahong gusto, Bay Vhinz!

Quote from: bugsay on March 04, 2010, 09:25:06 PM
way kumpyansa ug mauhon....simhot, hikap, nya....tilaw?....nganong naabot mas iro?

Ang iro gud, kada lihok, simhot. Di ba iumod jud ang simod sa laki nga iro sa buliskad nga luyong ngabil sa baje nga iro?

Quote from: catalina on March 04, 2010, 09:29:55 PM
hahahha
usahay ra diay.pastilan mao jod mag parestore kay usahay raman diay kinahanglanon.

Aw, kon ma-restore na, basin permihon...

Quote from: BlueAngel on March 04, 2010, 09:41:15 PM
yati frei pa jud..morag kadtong nangitag tuiztion? tsk§³ huhuhu

He he, kon di ka kontento sa Freifrau, sige, Gräfin na lang...

Quote from: bugsay on March 04, 2010, 08:10:39 PM
Sa Una Kong Pagsakay Sa Kapayas
by: Hubbugs

Sa pinaka-una kong pagsakay sa kapayas
Nahitumpawak ako sa bung-aw sa kapakyas.
Sa sobrang kahinam ang sag-ob ko nadakin-as
Ug didto sa kapatagan sa unahan miawas...

Mga kumagko nag sige'g kuma
Didto sa ibabaw sa hamis nga kama
duha ka kapayas hain ra ka
Bilatsyangan perting ngitngita

Mosaka mopadaos-os
Akong tuhod nangapangos
Ang ginahawa naghaguros
Mura'g gigukod sa anay nga buros.

Trapo pagdali kay tagok ning tulo na
Pastilan kakatol sa akong paa
Nangita ko sa brief ug asa ra
Nasaypan nako ang imong bra..

Kining magdali pastilang tiki-a
Wa gyud katunong sa bangag bisag perting dakoa
Nganong wa man nimo na sawo sa akong pag-itsa
Hawoy ang akong tuhod kay premerong pagsaka

Ohh...kapayas perting pulaha
Ang mga hinog perting tam-isa
Ibilin nako pagkakaron kining duha
Ayaw tabuni kay balikon ra ka'g saka.


bwahahhaha.....

Bravo! Da, tagbaw lagi si I Am Curious (Blue)....

Quote from: catalina on March 04, 2010, 09:08:23 PM
huknit diay kay moinat inat naman.ajaw na lang god irestore,gisia og samot wa  na bitaw hinundan.
hahhaha

Ajaw pud. Mapuslan baja gihapon usahay...

Quote from: bugsay on March 04, 2010, 09:08:23 PM
aw...hikapon gyud diay?

Aw, simhot una, parehas sa iro bitaw...