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THE PARABLE OF THE ARROGANT GUEST
Luke 14:1, 7-11

1 One sabbath when he went to dine at the house of a ruler who belonged to the Pharisees, they were watching him. 7 Now he told a parable to those who were invited, when he marked how they chose the places of honor, saying to them, 8 "When you are invited by any one to a marriage feast, do not sit down in a place of honor, lest a more eminent man than you be invited by him; 9 and he who invited you both will come and say to you, `Give place to this man,' and then you will begin with shame to take the lowest place. 10 But when you are invited, go and sit in the lowest place, so that when your host comes he may say to you, `Friend, go up higher'; then you will be honored in the presence of all who sit at table with you. 11 For every one who exalts himself will be humbled, and he who humbles himself will be exalted."

Arroyo administration being subliminally equated to Philippine culture? Paet.

Quote from: islander on May 31, 2010, 09:30:30 PM
to your alien understanding, perhaps. 

Alien? Well, from far away and long ago the male of the species has plumbed the depths of the terrestrial heart of darkness, my dear Ms. Isle, a foolhardy act which has given us (and you) peace that passeth all understanding...

Quote from: islander on May 31, 2010, 09:23:58 PM
na, microsurgery na diay ang nahitabo kun ang gipamutol mga ugat barangay kagawad.

He he, depende sa gidak-on sa lungsod. For a town with a voting population of 7 inches, este, 7 thousand or less, dili pwede hiyong-hiyongan lang. Kon lady surgeon hinuon, she can expect a swelling of the ranks...

Quote from: vhinz08 on May 31, 2010, 09:11:42 PM
kinutil na bahal maoy first class kung halo-an sa milo.

Sakto jud, Bay Vhinz. Unja imbis itlog sa manok, itlog sa itik...

It's damn easy to crow; ang kwestyon kon wala ba kahay sinubong nga niungot sa tilaok.

Quote from: islander on May 31, 2010, 09:09:20 PM
ugat mayor?

Ang armas mismo maoy ugat mayor. The veins and arteries thereof gitawag og mga ugat konsehal...

Quote from: islander on May 31, 2010, 09:06:37 PM
i don't enjoy it.  i hate shopping and won't do it if i can help it.  so gloat all you want, machos who talk about women as if you really know what goes on in our universe.

Universe? Isn't it just a black hole? 

Quote from: vhinz08 on May 31, 2010, 08:09:39 PM
magsige ug batil ug ugay ugay sa itlog aron naay kinutil, makahupay sa dagway.

Mahupay ang dagway pero mahapay ang lagay...

Quote from: vhinz08 on May 31, 2010, 08:53:41 PM
baboy sija kung dili ka makatubag sa eninglesh sa muta.

Muta maoy linugdangan sa luha nga gipasagdan.

Quote from: vhinz08 on May 31, 2010, 08:55:43 PM
unsa diay ng baki?

Kanang tigpaburot ug tigpagawal...

Quote from: philippines on May 31, 2010, 08:51:19 PM
Hahaha nice, hubag bohol. They shop as if money will run out of circulation the next day.

Or, to put it a bit more bluntly, as if their source thereof might run dry then...

Quote from: vhinz08 on May 31, 2010, 08:47:39 PM
mako jamo diay kaayo ning pamato sa agta bay hubs.

Aw, walwag jud ang baba sa magpabuhot...

Quote from: vhinz08 on May 31, 2010, 08:44:58 PM
aw sure diay, estoryaheeee,

Nakasabot na ang baki...

Quote from: vhinz08 on May 31, 2010, 08:41:18 PM
da mao na ni pataka lang ko ug tubag sa page 70 paman diay to pan-os na.

Na, unsaon ta na man lang ni ron nga sa ahong tan-aw, mora man jud tawon sijag nawong og baboy?

Quote from: vhinz08 on May 31, 2010, 08:38:11 PM
ayo naa moy lamaw?

Lamaw maoy paborito nga pagkaon sa baboy.

Because they are endowed with gifts of prophecy that enable them to divine that the items purchased are going to be useful in a probable universe of an alternate reality?

Underscoring the obvious is as useful as the party list system.

Quote from: vhinz08 on May 31, 2010, 08:24:00 PM
pag sure mo oi.

Sure jamo, baki budlat.

Quote from: Lorenzo on May 31, 2010, 01:41:50 PM
After church.

After giving thanks to the Source of that Love.

Quote from: luckybelle on May 31, 2010, 02:37:13 PM
The Best moment is now, anywhere, everywhere, bedroom, bathroom, dining room, guestroom... tanan room... lalo na human ug room room... hehehe

Anywhere? Apil na ang confessional?

Thanks, Philippines, for this news item. It's nice to hear about LGUs and billionaires.

By the way, welcome to TB, newbie. It's a keen pleasure to welcome an old, er, a new member, to this forum.

Maybe the sahib's family asked to pay the ransom in installment? Sorry, it's a joke in poor taste, I know...

Quote from: philippines on May 31, 2010, 07:52:26 PM
Gloria Arroyo's son is on a party list that represents the poor security guards. It seems Arroyo's is the only kid of a country's president whose bread and butter is to guard lives and properties. Long live security guards in the Philippines.

And while we're at it, long live, too, influence peddling (a.k.a. traffic of influence). Too bad security guards are being used as pawns for lust for power.

Mora jud bitaw og baka ang whale meat. Mao ni ang whale sashimi:


www.japanprobe.com

Kining party list sajon ra jamo kontrolahon sa mga tadhan nga politiko, as I'm afraid is how it's happening now.

Rama should do things fast, kay dali ra ra ba molabay ang tulo ka tuig...

With the reportedly enviable qualities of Guindulman as a uniquely privileged and blessed town, dili na ni magdugay...

The Prince of Melancholy: Treatment Needed


www.blogspot.com

Quote from: philippines on May 31, 2010, 08:35:47 AM

Exotic Pinay

Exotic in what sense? Exotic from whose point of view?

The following definitions might help:

1. Strikingly different: strikingly unusual and often very colorful and exciting or suggesting distant countries and unfamiliar cultures (Encarta)

2. Introduced from another country: not native to the place where found (Merriam-Webster)

3. From another part of the world; foreign; intriguingly unusual or different; excitingly strange (Free Online Dictionary)

THE BAIT
by John Donne


COME live with me, and be my love,
And we will some new pleasures prove
Of golden sands, and crystal brooks,
With silken lines and silver hooks.

There will the river whisp'ring run
Warm'd by thy eyes, more than the sun ;
And there th' enamour'd fish will stay,
Begging themselves they may betray.

When thou wilt swim in that live bath,
Each fish, which every channel hath,
Will amorously to thee swim,
Gladder to catch thee, than thou him.

If thou, to be so seen, be'st loth,
By sun or moon, thou dark'nest both,
And if myself have leave to see,
I need not their light, having thee.

Let others freeze with angling reeds,
And cut their legs with shells and weeds,
Or treacherously poor fish beset,
With strangling snare, or windowy net.

Let coarse bold hands from slimy nest
The bedded fish in banks out-wrest ;
Or curious traitors, sleeve-silk flies,
Bewitch poor fishes' wand'ring eyes.

For thee, thou need'st no such deceit,
For thou thyself art thine own bait :
That fish, that is not catch'd thereby,
Alas ! is wiser far than I.

Mao ni nindot nga residence...


www.popartuk.com

Bwahaha! Nganong napunta man tawon tas bungot nga "paradox" man unta ang operative word ani nga thread...

Quote from: wolfpack823 on May 31, 2010, 10:21:57 AM
I googled Kill Bill and I found what you said. However, I read this one: "The difference between revenge and justice is a subtle one." "In many people's minds, they are synonymous. When people say, 'I want justice,' often what they are really saying is, I want revenge.

Does it necessarily explain that, the reason why justice is always delayed if not denied is because synonymously it is evil to carry revenge. The law of nature plays in the midst.

Evidently, revenge and justice are far from being synonymous, not even when revenge is used as a teaching method.

Demonstrate love? Hmm. Execute a perfect cartwheel?

Punta ako ilog
Hugas akin itlog.


www.englishmastuff.org.uk

Quote from: taga tigbao on May 31, 2010, 03:48:30 PM
Dili sigehon ug huna huna ang mga problema.

Chicks ang angay hunahunaon...

Quote from: ABJayoma on May 30, 2010, 06:50:36 PM
6.) Guindulmanons are "beautiful" people genetically. The breeding of the Tamblot tribe that used to live close to Tabajan River and the Spaniards in the Sawang part of Poblacion was the best heritage our forefathers gave us. Tamblot's men were fighting against the Spaniards during Spanish colonization of the Philippines.

The best heritage? Hmm. The genetic interaction must have been redolent with passion and drama, a tropical Baroque that engendered a superior race...

Wow! I realize only now how little I know about Bohol history. Thank you. I've learned a lot from this highly informative post...

The Bishop and the Ass


A preacher wanted to raise money for his church and on being told that there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase one and enter it in the races. However at the local auction, the going price for horses was so high that he ended up buying a donkey instead. He figured that since he had it, he might as well go ahead and enter it in the races. To his surprise, the donkey came in third! The next day the local paper carried this headline:

'PREACHER'S ASS SHOWS’

The preacher was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and this time it won. The paper read:

‘PREACHER'S ASS OUT IN FRONT’

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the preacher not to enter the donkey in another race. Now the paper headline read:

’BISHOP SCRATCHES PREACHER'S ASS’

This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the preacher to get rid of the donkey. The preacher decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The paper headline the next day read:

’NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN’

The Bishop was livid with rage. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.00. Next day the headline read:

’NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.00’

The Bishop fainted. When he came to, he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey, lead it to the plains where it could run wild and free. Next day, the headline in the paper read:

‘NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE’

The Bishop was buried the next day.

Quote from: Lollapalooza on May 31, 2010, 09:53:31 AM
favorite flower ni sir hubag

Unsa man ning bulaka, Ms. Lolla? Utot-utot? Di ba daghan man tong petals?

Duha ka paagi ang kapilian: pwede ipalutaw, pwede pud batobatoan para adtos kahiladman madugta...

Bitaw, delikado baja ning vigilante justice, sajon ra jamo abusahan...

Quote from: taga tigbao on May 31, 2010, 10:55:16 AM
Kalooy sa baki natripan.

Luoy kay diwalwal dila...

Quote from: taga tigbao on May 31, 2010, 10:22:59 AM
Insikwakang na pud diay imohang kaatubang ron Bay. Maajo na lamang nakauli ka.

"Your FIRST" word is mine" man ning imong game, Bay Tigs, he he...

Quote from: bugsay on May 31, 2010, 10:14:09 AM
mabansay mo lang....gipasinaw pa nako.

Nako paingon ang grasya, pero sa dihang dawaton na unta nako mikalit man nig liko paingon niya...

Quote from: wolfpack823 on May 31, 2010, 09:39:52 AM
That is true even our language can be harsh to non-Filipinos. Even the Arabic language in Southern Philippines is very harsh to the Ilongos in Central Visayas.

However, I would say German language may have some hard impact on the listener because its heavy and the accents are really strong. It sounded lyrical, sounding like someone is gargling a mouth full of marbles. I believe the German language might sound a little heavy and thick to other foreign countries.

A German professor of long ago used to fascinate me with his spoken English (not to mention his profound scholarship). Pero sa iyang klase adto ko molingkod sa luyo kay hadlok kong mapiskan sa iyang laway! Showering jud, bwahaha!

Quote from: bugsay on May 31, 2010, 10:06:57 AM
bugs-bugs sarado sa trabaho sa pagkakaron bai Tigs. bag-o palang ko nakabalik diri's mga insikwakang.

Insikwakang baboytikangkang, pusposi sa bugsay aron mabansay.

Quote from: taga tigbao on May 31, 2010, 10:02:29 AM
Ondoy Bugsay nabuhi man. Hain mang ka ron? Nakauli na ka sa jutang natawhan? Maajong pag-abot Bay Bugs.

Bugs Bunny maoy usa sa akong mga paborito nga comics character.

Quote from: wolfpack823 on May 31, 2010, 09:57:02 AM
"revenge is a dish best served cold".
You think so....maybe. Well, it makes sense, buying time time to carry a revenge shall enable proper planning to take place and of course to calm down emotions. Successful revenge should be devoid of emotions...

Gi-quote ni sa Kill Bill di ba, Ms. Wolf? Revenge is sweet, they say.

Quote from: wolfpack823 on May 31, 2010, 09:07:59 AM
Yes, I believe in black tongue not literally "gabaan" or with certain power. I know one, if someone hurt her she prayed hard and forgive that person. If she cries and was hurt, the person that inflicted pains will suffer certain kind of pains in his/her life.

It never failed.

This sounds unscientific, pero naa bitaw koy kaila nga ingon pud ani.

Anyway, kadtong mga hilabtanon mabaslan ra man jud, bisan kadtong ilang gidaog-daog way power...

Ang gaba dili magsaba.

Quote from: wolfpack823 on May 31, 2010, 08:35:38 AM
The Laborer and the Snake


  A SNAKE, having made his hole close to the porch of a cottage,
inflicted a mortal bite on the Cottager's infant son.  Grieving
over his loss, the Father resolved to kill the Snake.  The next
day, when it came out of its hole for food, he took up his axe,
but by swinging too hastily, missed its head and cut off only the
end of its tail.  After some time the Cottager, afraid that the
Snake would bite him also, endeavored to make peace, and placed
some bread and salt in the hole.  The Snake, slightly hissing,
said:  "There can henceforth be no peace between us; for whenever
I see you I shall remember the loss of my tail, and whenever you
see me you will be thinking of the death of your son." 


   No one truly forgets injuries in the presence of him
   who caused the injury.

It is but proper for the Farmer to suffer the consequences of his failure. He failed because he was being too emotional in carrying out his punitive action. Which is perhaps why, as the proverb goes, "revenge is a dish best served cold".

Quote from: windgate on May 31, 2010, 09:02:45 AM
himoon experiment sa school ;P

Luoy, hiwaon nga buhi...

Quote from: wolfpack823 on May 31, 2010, 09:00:50 AM
Mokaon kag baki no?

Nakatilaw a few times.

Quote from: windgate on May 31, 2010, 06:13:33 AM
Basin maligsan kag Pison

Pisat jud morag baki.

The fable in pictures...


www.litscape.com


www.gutenberg.org


www.gutenberg.org

Oh well, I hope he made full use of his engorged member before the world ended as he knew it...

Remember those short, short childhood stories with a punch line, er, moral lesson? Those were likely among the many well-loved Aesop's fables known all over the world.

What is your favorite fable? Mine is the following:

The Frog And The Ox

"Oh Father," said a little Frog to the big one sitting by the side of a pool, "I have seen such a terrible monster! It was as big as a mountain, with horns on its head, and a long tail, and it had hoofs divided in two."

"Tush, child, tush," said the old Frog, "that was only Farmer White's Ox. It isn't so big either; he may be a little bit taller than I, but I could easily make myself quite as broad; just you see." So he blew himself out, and blew himself out, and blew himself out. "Was he as big as that?" asked he.

"Oh, much bigger than that," said the young Frog.

Again the old one blew himself out, and asked the young one if the Ox was as big as that.

"Bigger, father, bigger," was the reply.

So the Frog took a deep breath, and blew and blew and blew, and swelled and swelled and swelled. And then he said: "I'm sure the Ox is not as big as this." But at this moment he burst.

Moral lesson: Self-conceit may lead to self-destruction.


- face of little frog upon seeing father frog burst

- face of the ox

21-day erection renders man impotent  
Tue, Mar 30, 2010
The Daily Chilli

A 55-year-old man in Kolkata, India, had to be rushed to the emergency room after having an erection for 21 days!

According to the doctors who attended to him, the father of two - who was not on Viagra, was suffering from priapism - a persistent, usually painful erection that lasts for more than four hours and occurs without any sexual stimulation.

It happens when blood in the penis becomes trapped and is unable to be drained off.

Yes, it's a medical condition that can affect males of all age groups, including newborns.

However, priapism usually affects men in between the ages of 20 to 50.

"It took him three weeks to seek medical help. That's way too late," Dr Avishek Mukherjee, the head surgeon in charge, was quoted bywebmd.com.

"He should have seen a doctor after he had a non-stop erection for six hours, because it could kill him or damage his penis."

The doctors performed emergency surgery on their patient. But it was too late.

It is confirmed that the man is now suffering from permanent erectile dysfunction.

Quote from: wolfpack823 on May 31, 2010, 05:44:18 AM
Kumain ng gulay at prutas para kutis ay Wow.

Wow Philippines nga program sa Department of Tourism way ayo.

Quote from: wolfpack823 on May 31, 2010, 12:49:21 AM
Nilung-ag nga mais.

As in sweet corn? Or corn grits?

Quote from: islander on May 30, 2010, 10:45:30 PM
galisod tingali ang ka wa tan ug baswat.

Tambokikoy diay, he he...

Quote from: wolfpack823 on May 31, 2010, 05:26:51 AM
Mate na man ko hubag unsaon pagsugod og themselves

He he, nakalingkawas man lagi...

Quote from: wolfpack823 on May 31, 2010, 05:26:51 AM
Themselves is a plural pronoun in English in Tagalog sila.

Sila ang nagbayo tapos iba ang kumain.

If you prick us do we not bleed? If you tickle us do we not laugh? If you poison us do we not die? And if you wrong us shall we not revenge? --William Shakespeare

Quote from: wolfpack823 on May 31, 2010, 12:39:03 AM
Away sa politiko lugi lang si pobreng Manoy kay si Bossing wala man paki daog na god.

God knows how our politicians fool their constituents and enrich themselves.

Quote from: wolfpack823 on May 31, 2010, 12:53:50 AM
Stop Look and Listen!

Before crossing the street.

Quote from: jorgeanna on May 31, 2010, 12:34:59 AM
2004 to naka-adto ko unya until 9 or 10 ba to ang electricity nila... unya balik siga inig 6 or 7am

OK, thanks. I recall nga diha man toy morag ruins, part of a stone wall sa fort or church ba to...

Quote from: vrglguapo on May 30, 2010, 10:07:14 PM
naay daghan ug tibook ang moon kay mao nang higayuna tambok ilang unod..

I don't recall kon full moon ba to when I was there last pero namunit mi less than an hour daghan na man jamo. Disgrasya hinuon ang duha ka case beer...

A controversial movie in recent memory gave us this disturbing image of the evil principle:



www.fermbyfilms.com


May we not be led into temptation and be delivered from evil!

Kining bakia maoy angay ikuyog sa cyclops frog, so that they have 4 eyes between them...


www.sodahead.com

Quote from: statesville on May 08, 2010, 08:46:32 AM
I'm not really a big fun of precook meals, unless I have no choice but to grab and go
see why;

<img src="http://www.freakingnews.com/Pictures/2/McDonald-s-Effect-for-Celebrities.jpg">

Wow! Super-cute!

Ang nakaparat kay naa may mo-reach out kunohay pero ang tuyo diay is to promote their selfishness and high regard of themselves. They are in actuality their own best promoters. Nangita ra diay og magdadayeg. 

Quote from: hofelina on May 30, 2010, 06:45:38 PM
not only teeth but it is also advisable to brush your toungue.

Bitaw. Hasta pud gums ug lingagngag.

Quote from: jorgeanna on May 30, 2010, 07:28:03 PM
naka-over night mi sa Pamilacan kay nag-volunteer ko sa Life foundation ni chatto and nag Operation Tuli, medical, dental, legal mi didto.. nindot gyud cya esp. sa gabii kay murag naay lights sa sand oi.. basta worth it to nga  trip

Diha na bay electricity pag-adto nimo, Anne?

Quote from: hofelina on May 30, 2010, 06:42:30 PM
kon ako adunay gahom, paningkamotan nako nga ikaw dili mabuhi pag-usab.

Atong sumpayan:

...apan kon dili jud kapugngan nga mabuhi ka pag-usab, paningkamotan nako nga bati gihapon imong nawong.

Bwahaha!

Quote from: cujo on May 30, 2010, 05:53:08 PM
Kung ako mabuhi pag-usab pilion nako iro.
Hagkan ko ang akong mga mahal
Ihian  sa tiil ang mga gikabingkil.

Kung ako mabuhi pag-usab pilion nako iro
Aron natural na lang para nako ang iniro.
Hagkan ko ang akong mga mahal
Bisan akong gininhawa baho pas bahal.
Ihian sa tiil ang mga gikabingkil,
Buslotan ilang liog sa akong mga bangkil.

Naa pa ba gihapoy daghang swaki diha, Bay Guaps?

Maybe when you started loving them, they didn't dislike you yet...

Quote from: dakog_itlog on November 23, 2007, 04:41:04 PM
Hagip-ot ug tunukon man ang dalan ning kalibutan
Hataas ug tagiptip man ang kabukiran
Apan wala kini mamahimong babag sa akong pagalaktan
Nga ikaw, sa gugma akong pagahalaran.

Nagpangidlap nga man ang kabito-onan,
Nanag-awit nga man usab ang kalagman
Maoy kini buhing timailhan
Sa dakong gugma nga kanimo man lamang.

Kinahanglan pabang ikaw akong pagapurong-purongan
Niaanang mabulokon ug matahom nga kabitoonan.
Kinahanglan pabang ihatod ko kanimo ang kahayag sa buwan
Aron lang sa pag-iwag ning gugmang kanunay mong gi-ayran.

Babaye, ikaw lang ang ginaludhan ug gi-ampoan
Niining kabus apan ambisyoso kong dughan.
Dili ko igsapayan nga mahisama sa usa ka iro nga nagpaghot sa bulan
Aron lang ikapadayag ang gugma kanimo man lamang

Last stanza diin ang kataposang duha ka linya giusab (medyo hangyo-lubo ang resulta) :

Babaye, ikaw lang ang ginaludhan ug gi-ampoan
Niining kabus apan ambisyoso kong dughan.
Ayaw intawon diha Inday pagpalingog-lingog
Kay gibinhod na sa taman kining akong mga itlog.


Bwahaha!

Quote from: fdaray on February 13, 2009, 03:40:27 PM
"Tagaaaay....... Mag-inom ta ug bahal.
Mag-awit ta ug Dandansoy."


Dandansoy inom tuba, Laloy;
Dili ako inom tuba pait aslom.

Ang tuba sa baybay, patente moangay;
Talaksan nga dyutay, puno ang malaway.


Translation:

Dandansoy, drink some tuba, Buddy;
No, I won't drink at all, tuba is bitter-sour.

Tuba sold on the shore ought to get a patent,
For a little glass of it will make you drool.

He he, abi naho tawo nga palahubog nis Patente...

Mongol jud tingali ning lapisa kay nindot mag agi...

Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on September 12, 2008, 12:00:46 AM
Kinsay maayo ani beh?

kinahanglan paspason jud ninyo ha.

1.
ang relo ni leroy royal
ang relo ni leroy royal
ang relo ni leroy royal

2.
ang nakayatak nayatakan
ang nakayatak nayatakan
ang nakayatak nayatakan

3.
ang kolor sa porol ni dolor de kolor
ang kolor sa porol ni dolor de kolor
ang kolor sa porol ni dolor de kolor

4.
ang minica ni miniko gipa mekaniko
ang minica ni miniko gipa mekaniko
ang minica ni miniko gipa mekaniko

5.
ang balay ni belay libat
ang balay ni belay libat
ang balay ni belay libat

Bwahaha! Makasala man pud ta ani, labi na ning no. 5, deretso kog kasipyat.

Quote from: way_paki on May 30, 2010, 03:17:01 PM
wahahaha! dgahn na ilang problema.. heart disease + bad breath + tooth decay..

Katay-katay na ang problema. Posible pa nga bijaan sa asawa.

Quote from: way_paki on May 30, 2010, 04:15:47 PM
Kaayo gyung tamparuson sa mga tawng tsismosa.

Tsismosa nga amiga mao usahay ang hinungdan sa away.

Quote from: way_paki on May 30, 2010, 04:11:50 PM
Bungi diay ang ubos?

Kon nasobrahan og kulata...

Quote from: jorgeanna on May 28, 2010, 11:18:07 PM
Red Cross Volunteer or UN volunteer... ganahan gyud ko og mga outreach community services

Yes, UN peacekeeping missions need civilian personnel. It's often a chance of a lifetime, and could very well be a mind-blowing experience.

Quote from: bugsay on May 30, 2010, 01:43:57 PM
unsa na'ng "uplok"?....bwahehhehehe

Lisod hubiton, Bay Bugs. Unsa kaha kon mohatag na lang kog ehemplo? Bwahaha!

www.berro.com

www.brazil4tour.com

www.funnypicblast.com

Tsk, tsk, tsk, naa lagi complications...


www.snaphots.net

Here, Hitler's voice has turned harsh...


www.photobucket.com

Quote from: cujo on May 30, 2010, 05:51:51 AM
German is probably not the harshest-sounding language ONLY Hitler can make that a harshest sounding language.I've seen  a lot of nazi movies,Hitler had a harshest sounding voice.

Here's a photo of baby Hitler when his voice was still sweet...


www.aboutfacts.net

Quote from: rogamz on May 30, 2010, 12:17:28 PM
hahaha di jud msabtan gibate ni inday.. mawad-an na gana drive desire..   

Gawas kon tripping ni Inday ang sakit nga lami kay kon maohon, payts jamo...

Quote from: siomaisapalma on May 30, 2010, 12:11:13 PM
visit pls cntct 09195040327 or 09155048417 for any kind of painting u wanted...

Salamat ani nga link, Bay Siomoi, este, Siomai. I-check naho ni inig-uli naho sa atoa puhon.

Ug welcome diay diri sa Tubag Bohol. Pahibawo lang ko nga naay daghang komedyante diri...

Quote from: siomaisapalma on May 30, 2010, 11:24:09 AM
katilaw naba mo sa siomai sa pantalan??? karon daghan na kaau nag suroisuroisa sa city of tagbilan with a side car bicycle. tilawi ang siomai sa palma. mas lamian jud sa uban....ang sauce ang nag da ug bida!!!!datzzz!!!

Quote from: rogamz on May 30, 2010, 11:39:12 AM
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No comments? Kinsay sad-an aning tanan?

Bwahaha!

Quote from: rogamz on May 30, 2010, 12:03:57 PM
nyahahaha....suwang jud gamit ipangilampornas sa ganghaan...kbalhibo jud agi ky gapanglugnot 

Bwahaha! OK lang kon medjo humokon ang bungot kay ampay sa pagilok. Unsaon na lang kon morag steel brush! Makapanghesus si Inday!

Quote from: rogamz on May 30, 2010, 11:49:58 AM
kamao sab sila ngita landong...or morag nagmigrate sa suwang ky kahibawo cguro magkitakita sila pareho balahibo,,, ky  sa tuktok permi hawiran..

Bwahaha, hawiran diay? Ang akong nadunggan, kana kunong mga upaw kay nagpanglugnot ang ilang sex drive...

Quote from: rogamz on May 30, 2010, 11:28:00 AM
... so its difficult to think so far how could get it over done, by make it happen to persuade with them make so well too.....
haha if di matabang isumbong nalng ni tatay ug nanay joke...

He he, I remember the childhood taunt, "Isumbong, lubot Entong". (Or was it Ensong? I can't say.)

Quote from: islander on May 30, 2010, 11:11:37 AM
like killing them with kindness?

How about letting them live with brutality?

Quote from: islander on May 30, 2010, 11:09:16 AM
and if you were a husband, if you were my husband, you would gladly accept this prime real estate?  sunshine throughout the year, balmy nights, endless supply of gold; could you ask for anything more, faithful bai hubag?

Oops, he he, in my dreams, why not? Well, speaking of dreams, di ba kon magdamgog tai kwarta kuno na? Kon maohon, matinuod diay ang chamberpot of gold...

Quote from: islander on May 30, 2010, 11:17:03 AM
morag bungi kun dili.

Parehas diay sa ubos...