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Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 14, 2007, 08:46:04 AM
roSSSSSSe, be my guest. And make my day.

I can make your day in some other ways than registering as 'S'. Tell me what it is and you'll never regret it!

P.S. Paul has given me full consent to say what I please. There's no taming the untamed.

Quote from: mfrandsen on June 14, 2007, 03:12:45 AM
Wala manjud Mike 

Rose nakit-an na nimo?

Wala jud intawn nako nakit-an. Oist, Mike, basin sa page ra na nimo mogawas ang event tool oi. Try to register an 'S' account Mike and see for yourself as a member and not as an administrator.

Quote from: mfrandsen on June 14, 2007, 03:01:04 AM
I have notice that almost all thread is being mix with something that is only for  "private and personal"   

That's what you call publicity, darlin'. Welcome to the world!

Quote from: mfrandsen on June 14, 2007, 02:50:57 AM
Lumine, kasayo gud nimo tulog nga 8:45 paman, nangadlawon man siin ka klatulog diha 

Hi, one of the members of the triumvirate is now up and waiting for the rain of questions and sharings!

Quote from: paulpaulpaul on June 14, 2007, 01:01:47 AM
Hahahaha... he'd sure enjoy our ludicrous act of unchaste conduct

I'm afraid he might even offer me a one-night stand. Peace!

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 13, 2007, 05:22:48 PM
Hulat, Rose, you will be mesmerized by people's questions and problems. 

Mesmerized by people's questions and problems? Nothing can mesmerize me but the real thing, Mike.

Quote from: thisgirlvader on June 14, 2007, 12:47:30 AM
You do know that with a comment like this, you're waving red flag before a bull? A very red flag. A very feisty bull.

So shall we pack our bags now and go to Spain? We'll start and finish the bullfight there, Matador!

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 04, 2007, 05:29:11 PM
Many of Bohol websites are no longer updated. One of them is bohol.org. The last update was in the year 2000, or 7 years ago. I wish to buy that site.

For all you know, they may give it to you for free! Hahaha! Well, Mike, the truth of the matter is that not too many Boholanos have all the money and time in the world to spend on a website like you do. And only very few are truly dedicated to our beloved without getting something in return like free lunch at Mc Jack or free barbecues at Mary's or Agora's Sky. Cheers to an exemplary Bol-anon like you!

Quote from: thisgirlvader on June 14, 2007, 12:43:44 AM
I'm shallow. Ube ice cream makes me happy. So does a good book. Oh, and Sid Mier's Civ 3 and 4. The girl can stop looking like a geek, but you can never take the geek out of the girl.

How can a good book be considered a shallow source of happiness? It's as deep as deep throating your archeologist.

Quote from: lumine on June 14, 2007, 12:28:18 AM
okies!

So I'll see yah there, mother! A new mom like you sure have sexual problems since your focus has somehow shifted to motherhood. You have hope with us at 'Private and Personal'

Quote from: thisgirlvader on June 14, 2007, 12:24:24 AM
If the typical Boholana is one who isn't rough around the edges, then hell, no! Rose isn't your typical Boholana. If I'm rough around the edges, Rose and Paul are corrugated and perforated! Promise!

Don't drag us into your 'rough edges' issue, Chin. But yes, we are corrugated and perforated. Let Mike imagine what that is.

Quote from: thisgirlvader on June 14, 2007, 12:16:31 AM
Yes, practice helps. To some, however, some things come instinctively. Hahaha.

Chin, may I redirect you to the proper page please? Go to the home of the triumvirate @ 'Private and Personal' before we turn this site into terror.

Quote from: thisgirlvader on June 14, 2007, 12:14:36 AM
Wait a minute! I was given automatic membership to this unholy triumvirate? What did I do? I rode myself hard all day (only because I ride others harder hahaha) and instead of getting to just lurk here in peace, I find my name used in vain more times than I could count. 

It's good to have you here, Rose and Paul.

FYI: I found my name spread all over this place even before I became a member. And guess what welcome words I got? Multiple orgasms! I'm too honest to deny that. So I begged off Mike to create a special page for the likes of you, me, and Paul before we turn some of Mike's holy pages into porn.

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 13, 2007, 11:48:22 PM
Rose, I have posted a bulletin in Friendster announcing your humanistic offer here in Tubag Bohol.

Let me ask you this. Can you really handle all types of sexual and marital questions? Well, for marital questions, I'm sure you can very well answer them - as you are already married. Your 10-year union with Paul must have taught you an encyclopedia of ups and downs that are ever present in a married life.

But sexual questions? We are still on a "wait-and-see" mode. 

Mike, you are so wrong. Marriage and sex can never exist without each other. Therefore, the ten-year union has given us the expertise in both. Here's a sample: It's natural for most couples to nag and yell at each other each time they fight. My take on this: Why exhaust yourselves from so much talking? Take the shortcut solution the trio will offer you: For him: Let your penis do the talking. For her: Seal your first mouth and open the other one.

Quote from: mfrandsen on June 13, 2007, 11:39:38 PM
I tried to check it out but there's no post event tool Mike

You are right. There is none. How could I miss it if there's one? Mike, could you please kindly show me the way to post a photo?

Quote from: mfrandsen on June 13, 2007, 11:26:57 PM
I guess so, nagsugod-sugod pami praktis lol

Well, hackneyed as it may seem, "Practice makes perfect." But as I've said, follow me there in 'Private and Personal.' Let's spare this page for some wholesome fun.

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 13, 2007, 05:37:58 PM
Rose, Heroic acts are based on the number of posts you make in Tubag Bohol. You need 500 posts. After that, you have two decisions to make: Let one of your sons marry Dagohoy's last granddaughter or throw a party by giving all guests and members of Tubag Bohol a pack of Peanut Kisses (kadtong binuhat sa Alturas).

I know this is the easiest thing you can do. Just re-post your blog writings here in Tubag Bohol, and buyers of Eye-Mo and Visine will multiply. 

Mike, I just noticed, I'm no longer a newbie. I'm now a Junior member. In 5 days, I'll get to where you are. I don't have to strip after all. I so wanted to do it pa naman. How disappointing it is to be refused.

Quote from: mfrandsen on June 13, 2007, 11:18:19 PM
But how can they hide anonymous when they have a username, when they post, it appears.

Members who would like to be anonymous can register as many fabricated names as they'd like to. They can maintain one for the sole purpose of 'Private and Personal.' It is sure worth a new registration. So if you beautiful couple is so bothered by this, go register another account. It would only take you seconds. And whoa, you'll get more enriched sexual activities from our tips.

Hello, newbie Varga!

First of all, I'm Rose, and not Rosie.

Thanks for being the first. It seems to me that you have appropriately sought the help you needed. The techniques you mentioned are sure great, but of course the trio has a better option. See the photo and let it speak for itself.



Good luck to you and your partner. I guarantee that your sex will be getting wilder and wilder each day as you grow some inches longer along the way.

Quote from: mfrandsen on June 13, 2007, 11:10:36 PM
lol 

You beautiful couple, I should see you in 'Private and Personal.' After all, no relationship is perfect but only perfect moments and that's all credits to some wild sex. So, I'll see yah there, k?

Quote from: paulpaulpaul on June 13, 2007, 10:56:44 PM
Since when did you start convincing people to see my wang Rose? Haven't I told you again and again that I can manage to advertise it blatantly to the public by myself? Trust my marketing strategy... And hey, quit the size... maulaw ta. Abi palang nagpaibog ka diha... Bwahahahaha!

Honey, follow me to 'Private and Personal' and we'll do our lil silly chats there. The boss has reprimanded us and we should cower in fear, our IPs might be banned.

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 13, 2007, 10:56:08 PM
Rose, this thread is for tutorials. Scatter your orgasms in "Private and Personal."

Yes, boss, I will move to 'Private and Personal.' Thanks for this page for some good publicity to our newly launched home. Follow the trail that leads to tubagbohol's hottest page. See yah there folks!

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 13, 2007, 10:51:53 PM
Rose and Paul, remember this thread is for tutorials on how to navigate this site.  Please proceed to "Private and Personal." 

Thanks for redirecting us, but I figured, this is good publicity to show the link to people. Hey, kinky thoughts, go proceed to 'Private and Personal.' 

I wonder why 5 hours after launching this new page, no one has posted a single question just yet. Mike has figured out, our fellow Bol-anons are not yet ready to come out in the open and ask. So he suggested, would anonymous be OK?

Well, Mike, by all means they can hide under the names Aguida, Lolita, or Barbara. The trio fully understands that you are still in the hiding and under the guise of that Maria Clara and Barong Tagalog costume. For the kind of you, here's what you can do. Start your letter with something like this...



Dear Trio,

Just call me Aguida. I have a problem with my recent boyfriend. He doesn't have the hots for me anymore no matter what blow job or pole dancing I do.

Or it can be this...

Dear Trio,

I have a friend named Barbara who has serious sexual problems with her husband of 20 years named Barbaro. Viagra doesn't work for him anymore, can you suggest a much better brand?

Hey, you who are not bold enough to bare yourself,  you don't have to own up to your problems. Feel free to use fabricated characters on your behalf.

Quote from: paulpaulpaul on June 13, 2007, 10:39:25 PM
It isn't a bother for me at all Mike. Rose's hands may fail to serve their purpose, my hands can still intimately handle that JOB. They remain the richest source of tactile stimulation of my wang.

Honey, please do my tongue justice. How can you be so ungrateful? Read my previous comment.    

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 13, 2007, 10:31:40 PM
Chin? 120 words per minute? Pwede magpaliwat sa iyang mga tudlo? 

I'll let Chin answer this. Her fingers, they can multitask as well. Be sure you make yourself specific when you ask her. She's too smart she interprets in multiple meanings (stated and implied), as multiple as my orgasms.

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 13, 2007, 10:30:44 PM
And the same vibrator?

You bet! Although mine is a bit longer. She can do with a 6.5. I have that in real, so mine is way longer.

P.S. You can come pay us a visit on 12th July if you wanna see our toys! I told her to bring hers in her handcarry bag to make sure it's safe. Four days in Bangkok is just too long without it.

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 13, 2007, 10:28:55 PM
Can those who seek your advice choose to remain forever anonymous? You know most people are afraid to talk about problems that really matter to them. But they like to discuss things like: "ga-ulan diay diha, mao lagi, wa nako mahipos akong hinayhay...problema ko unsay isul-ob ugma..." 

By all means, they can hide under the name Aguida, Lolita, or Barbara. They can start by saying:

Dear Trio,

Just call me Aguida. I have a problem with my recent boyfriend. He doesn't have the hots for me anymore no matter what blow job or pole dancing I do.

Or it can be this...

Dear Trio,

I have a friend named Barbara who has serious sexual problems with her husband of 20 years named Barbaro. Viagra doesn't work for him anymore, can you suggest a much better brand?

Hey, you who are not bold enough to bare yourself, the trio fully understands. You don't have to own up to your problems. Feel free to use fabricated characters.

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 13, 2007, 10:22:42 PM
Rose, my latest rate is 60 words per minute. How about your speed?  It's difficult to beat you.

Mine go past 60. Guess what's Chin's? 120 something. Dang! We should be ashamed.

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 13, 2007, 10:20:48 PM
Give Chin a long distance call so she will know that you're online in Tubag Bohol. Unsay gamit anang cellphone sa imong avatar? Once she is online, rush to that nearest Tesco outlet near your condo and buy two bottles of Red Bull. 

I don't need red bull. Chin doesn't need either. We both find sex a stress reliever! You're so never good at things like this one. Peace!

P.S. That phone in my avatar, I already lost that one. Remember the last time I visited STIC? That was the time. And here's the clincher: Chin and I used to have the same gadget. It was a bimbo, yes, but it was pink so we went for it. Frivolous. Smart women can be this, too.

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 13, 2007, 10:17:31 PM
Caution: Use this option only if and when the topic is really urgent and important. Otherwise, dili gyud ka kapanglaba ug kapangluto tungod sa pagpanghinlo sa imong e-mail Inbox. 

The pre-marital and marital sexual problems rank first in my list of priorities for now. So for that page, I'd use this feature.

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 13, 2007, 10:14:35 PM
Remember sa imong challenge nako? Nga makig-contest ka ug papaspasay ug type? 

How could I forget? I think, I won. hahaha. But if you insist otherwise, then I'd give it to you. After all, you made my day today.

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 13, 2007, 10:04:52 PM
Rose, you have been warned beforehand by your meaningful friend, Chin, that Tubag Bohol is mind-blowing. And you must have read somewhere else the postings of our other global members, who have confessed their delicious addiction with Tubag Bohol.

Rose, remember one thing: ayaw panghunaw human nimo ug tubag kay mohubag ang matahom mong mga kamot.  Mag-unsa nalang si Paul... 

Paul shan't worry. I still have my tongue full. It can multitask for him.  

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 10, 2007, 06:11:52 AM
Feel free to use Tubag Bohol's Interactive Calendar. The link is near Logout.

So you won't forget your next appointment... 

And how in the world can we add an entry? I haven't got a clue. Poor me.

Great feature! We need this one especially for someone like me who thinks out loud and never takes a single glimpse at her keyboard.

Oh great. I'd better do that. Too bad, the trio hasn't received one question or problem just yet. Ready na ra ba unta mo dukdok sa keyboard ug motubag. Ga tagsa na ug internet connection ang couple just in case of flooding. Pero wala pa bisan taligsik!!! hahaha!

 Simple ka diha ron. It never got through my mail. Or perhaps, you're right, it must be in my bulk folder which i emptied without checking. Anyways, I'm here and nothing else could be better for now that I'm darn bored.

Gi atots ning tubagbohol. I'm still on my first day and yet, I'm hooked. Nagtapun-ok na ang labhonon!!! ug hugason!!! and then, dili ta pahugason inig kahuman kay mohubag? unsaon nalang ni ron?

Quote from: mfrandsen on June 13, 2007, 09:09:10 PM
Wow, the couple is both here, thats great 

Thanks! You two look sweet in your picture, huh. Wait till we outpose that one. LOL.

Quote from: thisgirlvader on June 10, 2007, 10:46:17 PM
You, Mike, are so going to block me the moment I start explaining the difference. Your ears will burn, your eyes will water, and you will wish you hadn't asked me to start talking. Shall I really tell them what I know, Rose? 

Ok, Chin, you do the talking but I hope it wouldn't be as short as our curriculum vitae in "Outstanding Boholanos." You didn't do justice to your former HSS teachers. 

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 13, 2007, 01:47:43 PM
Next month's cover model of FHM-Thailand has finally come out...  Scrutinize her avatar...

You haven't seen the rest of me for you to say that. So, better block my photos in case they come knockin'. Truly, I am scared FHM might have lucrative offers for me I couldn't decline.

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 10, 2007, 10:37:42 PM
Technician, lights on, please...

Here comes Roseth Ranara, now Thailand's most favorite Rose.

Chin will explain the difference between England's Rose and Thailand's. Later. 

I mostly deserve the lights, camera, action!!!

Quote from: mfrandsen on June 13, 2007, 07:52:21 PM
You don't need to use your password if you will save tubag bohol in preferences, ambot lang mao bay ngalan ana kay balo ko pangita sa translation lol... Gi save raman ni nako, on the first time I log in tubag bohol, para inig open, dretso na, no need password ug walay problema kung makalimtan   

Thanks for that H. It just so happened that in my case, I use 3 different pcs/notebooks everyday. But no worries, I remember my password now or else my name and reputation would be debated upon all over this site without me knowing it and it might be too late to react. 

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 10, 2007, 11:53:28 PM
Bantay ka ni Rose pagmaka-Tubag siya nimo. Chin, maybe she just had one, two, three, four... 

I'm here! And I've been meaning to answer you, Mike and Chin, point by point.

Yes, I always have multiple orgasms, and having declared this, lemme give you an example of what the word multiple stands for:

multiple (n) the product of a quantity by an integer, "36 is a multiple of 9"

Get that? That's exactly what it is.

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 13, 2007, 02:21:03 PM
Rose, why not start a new topic "How To Declare War Against Tubag Bohol"?

I better do. Watch out for it when I'm done writing something which defines my old fighting form!

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 13, 2007, 05:37:58 PM
Rose, Heroic acts are based on the number of posts you make in Tubag Bohol. You need 500 posts. After that, you have two decisions to make: Let one of your sons marry Dagohoy's last granddaughter or throw a party by giving all guests and members of Tubag Bohol a pack of Peanut Kisses (kadtong binuhat sa Alturas).

I know this is the easiest thing you can do. Just re-post your blog writings here in Tubag Bohol, and buyers of Eye-Mo and Visine will multiply. 

I couldn't cart off my blogs here. As I've said, Chin is enough to shock Bohol. Spare the Bol-anons with the Rose Like No Other. I figured, I stand by my first offer. It's a whole lot easier. I'd strip to get there. What d'yah think?

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on April 24, 2007, 12:59:00 PM
Roseth and Prince Paul Ranara should be included in the Outstanding Boholanos on the Planet. They excel in Thailand. I really admire the husband and the wife. They are talented and hard working Boholanos.

Oh g***, my name is everywhere in Mike's tubagbohol even before I made myself a member. Thanks, heaps!

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 13, 2007, 02:14:24 PM
Rose, feel free to have a third registration... 

Mike, I'm now convinced I should get a third registration with the initials, 'S.'  Chin should better be good in her welcome, one that would outdo what she made for H.

Quote from: thisgirlvader on June 04, 2007, 01:11:04 AM
Why, thank you, Mike. I've known that since birth. Haha. Seriously, why am I a newbie while you're a hero member? Can't I be demi-goddess or diwata or something like that? 

Oh, Gawd! I asked Mike the same question and in fact offered to strip just to get there, the hero status.

P.S Mike, I dunno how to post pics. I'm not sure the picture is visible. Oh well, this is girlvader's first step into photo-moon.

Chin, I'm so excited come July 11 for the trio's studio shoot. We need one for our newly launched page, don't we?

Virginity is only as important as a stick is to a barbecue. Come on, in Thailand, not all barbecues come with sticks. 

Quote from: yadz26 on June 12, 2007, 02:15:00 PM
a call from my beloved...
a hug from my son.....
coffee, tv and pc makes my day happy and gay!


very much excited for august...
can't wait..

Let's drink to that!

Mine, I need not say. Just visit the newly launched hottest page at tubagbohol. Go to 'Private and Personal' and look for 'Marital and Sexual Problems.' That will speak so much what will make me happy. See yah there!!!

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 13, 2007, 05:31:00 PM
Naa ba diha si Paul? Paul, please tame your wife. I cannot ban her I.P. address otherwise you would be banned, too. 

Paul has been working his way around tubagbohol starting this morning in the middle of his summer class. Wait til he starts outright with a vengeance! You cannot ban us, you'll lose the newly launched 'hottest page' under 'private and personal.' Mind you, it will catapult tubagbohol to the Philippines number one visited site.

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 06, 2007, 04:54:23 AM
So far she's the only Filipina who has dared to offer her uterus... 

Just askin'

Newbie pa intawn akong status. What does it take to be a hero member like Mike? I will do everything just to get there. Ask me to strip and I won't say no.

Mike, you are one hot property! Everybody seems to be talking about you. You better come out and do some talking before I post your pictures here.

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 13, 2007, 02:15:55 PM
Rose, she already did. Intellectual pornography. 

To Chin: Please inform the administrator each time you couldn't report to work at tubag bohol's welcome page. Let's get a lil more organized here, a lot more organized I mean than your 5X a day f***-me schedule. I can pinch hit for you when needed.

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 13, 2007, 05:06:41 PM
Rose, I need Medicol now. 

To those of you, Mike included, who wouldn't heed our advice of getting laid big time and opt to take medicol instead, this is not your home. This is only for honest people who are honest with their sexual woes and desires. Only until you come to terms with yourself, you can visit this page again. Thank you very much.

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 13, 2007, 05:00:04 PM
What a mistake I made today! I should have not created this board. I will regret this for the rest of my life. Who can console my soul now? Help, I need water. I have chest pains. Helpppppppp!!!!

You don't need water, Mike. You need to get laid, big time!!! Heed my advice and you should be well. God bless!

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 13, 2007, 04:35:04 PM
Rose: Mike, maboang ko nimo! I could hear the words in my ears as you've written them. I could imagine the sober face while punching the joke. I'm addicted to tubagbohol now; I will open it as many times as I get laid.   And you couldn't count with your fingers how many that would be in a day. You are making me disloyal to my friendster, blogger, and wordpress accounts. Diri na ko nag sige tambay. You should be guilty by now.


Tubag: Rose, please, don't do that. For the sake of the die-hard readers of your blogsites, for the sake of your known and unknown platoons of friends from all corners of the globe. Please, Rose, please, kaihion na kaayo ko...

Please, Rose, be loyal to friendster, yelp, zooomr, friendscircle, socializr, blogspot, wordpress, typepad, myspace, facebook, xanga, hi5, multiply, livejournal, orkut, yahoo 360, windows live spaces, twitter, tagworld, linkedin, konnects, imeem, hyves, fotki, doostang, dandelife, cyworld, care2, aSmallWorld, advogato...etc...etc...

Please, Rose, I just want to create a place in the web universe for Boholanos and Filipinos (those who love the Philippines, and will join our crusade against arrogant Filipinos nga nakatungtong sa buko-buko sa kabaw) where they can laugh and cry, where they can scream and stay quiet (stalkers forever like you in the past until you registered twice in Tubag Bohol), where they can seek knowledge and wisdom for their nagging "sexual and marital problems." (Please, Rose, take care of that board).

Whee! Mike, could you please make it on top of the list under personal? I just want to make sure it wouldn't slip the members', stalkers', and guests' eyes. If you could, pretty please!

Fellow Bol-anons, in this generation, we no longer just hide and lick our wounds.

The trio (Chin, Rose, and Paul) dares any Juan and Juana to come out in the open and admit the most interesting fact that sex is one of the necessities of life as water, air, and sunlight, and thus, worthy of utmost attention equal to that given on 'global warming.'

What are you waitin' for? Feel free to seek advice from us concerning your marital (or even pre-marital) sexual problems and we will try to the best of our knowledge and ability to give you the best tips ever. (So help us God.)

P.S. If you have no marital or sexual problems, but only experiences of sexual joys and pleasures like multiple orgasms, this is also your home. As a Bol-anon, be obliged to inspire our tubagbohol members, stalkers, and guests with your stories.   

Come on, be the first!

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 13, 2007, 04:10:22 PM
Rose, the board has been set up. I also have written my disclaimer.  The board is under "Private and Personal" category.

Whaaah! Gitininuod jud? Now I have a new job to attend to aside from juggling motherhood, wifehood, and teacherhood, in that particular order.

I have to arrange shifts with Chin and Paul to make sure each letter is answered the soonest possible time. And by that I mean, even at 2:37 a.m. I'll prod Chin to do the nocturnal shift. 

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 13, 2007, 03:03:28 PM
Hahahahahaha... Yeah, I remember that unfamiliar bedroom where I wrote my Bohol Standard column while the rest of the Boholanos in Thailand were "munching" (as you said) the microphone. Again, on that virginal night, I had an unstructured feeling that the place has never been scanned by any anti-virus software... 

Mike, maboang ko nimo! I could hear the words in my ears as you've written them. I could imagine the sober face while punching the joke. I'm addicted to tubagbohol now; I will open it as many times as I get laid.   And you couldn't count with your fingers how many that would be in a day. You are making me disloyal to my friendster, blogger, and wordpress accounts. Diri na ko nag sige tambay. You should be guilty by now.

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 13, 2007, 03:14:50 PM
Rose, what do you want? A category for "Kini Akong Suliran?"

Sounds so exact and inviting but can you have it in English version please? And a little add on: Exclusive to Sexual Related Problems Only. Thanks, Mike!

Quote from: frog70 on June 13, 2007, 03:01:36 PM
very sad bitaw diay no ang politics sa bohol? sayang uy wala ko kabotar da, mahal na diay ang bayaran diha?hehehe
well, i start to like rose na, especially sa child prostitution thingee or orgasmic recipe?hehehhee!

www.mikeygatal.com

We should get to know each other more, Mikey, for you to be able to subscribe to my orgasmic recipes for free!

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 13, 2007, 02:02:37 PM
Please, Rose, behave here. I have not hired you to be my spokeswoman...   

No one has ever refused to hire me for free. You're a record breaker, Mike.

Yadz, it seems clear that I haven't been hired as his spokesperson just yet so for now, let's settle with, "Silence means yes."

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 05, 2007, 11:42:31 AM
Amen. All the time. 

I couldn't count how many times I've been misled by post titles. I excitedly opened this one, so curious and impatient what kind of 'length' or 'how long' we are talking here. Gawd, it's not the kind I thought it was.

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 13, 2007, 02:06:35 PM
Pssssssstt... please, not in this board... we are giving hope here, not succulent happiness...

Ooopsss! I've been tinkering with my pc for like 2 hours and I yet have to explore many interesting posts from this site. Sorry, I hit the wrong one. So may I suggest to the administrator to kindly add a special page exclusively for the likes of Rose, Chin, and Paul? It should have a disclaimer specifically stating that heart-attacks caused by this page is not Mike's liability. Also, it should have some grave warning and tight security. Bwahahahaha!

Quote from: frog70 on June 13, 2007, 02:31:55 PM
please visit my website,

www.mikeygatal.com

I'm checkin' you out right now mikey coz it seems like you're beggin'. Peace!

Mike, I'm not in a serious mood at 1.46 p.m. without lunch yet, so can I just poke fun at two of the lines you've written?

"Mao lagi sa kinabuhi: adunay sinugdanan, adunay kataposan. Maibabaw ta, usahay maubos ta. Dili imo ang tanang higayon.
Dili sab ensakto nga kung imo karon, ugma imo lang gihapon."

This is true especially in the four corners of my bedroom.

And I shall add, "Smile!" because you are in the Land of Smiles.

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on May 25, 2007, 10:20:34 PM
The secrets and scandalous transactions of our government officials, including anomalous affairs of private individuals in which public interest is at stake, will be exposed in Tubag Bohol.

If our media in Bohol cannot provide you an honest-to-goodness account of the true color of our government officials, then we will bring it up here. Only in Tubag Bohol.

That's one of the reasons why we are here. Join us now. Just register. It's FREE.

All for the love of Bohol, for the love of our nation!

This is so scaring me. Let me repeat what I had earlier commented:

f***! I could now string into my imagination the pieces I know about this man named Mike. He is scaringly bold and brilliant. Mike, I stopped being the person that you are since I learned that politics is a much dirtier word than child prostitution. So don't count on me to comment on issues like this one because it shapes me back into my old fighting form. I'll let you in a lil secret of staying pretty and happy: Talking of multiple orgasms is beautifully dirty!   

Quote from: thisgirlvader on June 08, 2007, 02:49:33 PM
This is strange. Learning English is now a requisite for life? So, aside from water, oxygen, and sunlight, English is needed for civilizations to rise, planets to form, and amoebas to flourish?

Ah yes, these are strange times we live in.

We should ride with your strangeness, Chin, or else we are not in your generation. I don't dream bigger than being part of yours.

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on May 22, 2007, 11:38:40 PM
Results of the recent election have made me sorrowful lately.

1. In the third district, a young boy who doesn't really live in his province has just been elected congressman, not because of his genuine desire to serve his yet-to-be-familiarized-with Boholanos, but because a father pushed him to wallow in the glory of political power, and they happen to be in the band of the corrupt Arroyo administration.

2. A 21-year-old kid has just been elected Mayor in Inabanga, not because of this kid's exemplary abilities and talents, but because this kid belongs to the incumbent power.

3. Dodong Alcala is back in Panglao as mayor. Do you know who he is? Ask those "wa nagpapalit ug P3,000." (per voter na)

4. Nila Montero lost to Pedro Fuertes in the Panglao vice-mayoralty race. Unthinkable. Nila has done so many good things for Panglao, but the people just forgot those things after they were injected with a megadose of amnesia worth P3,000. (per voter gihapon na).

4. Atty. Nuevas Tirol-Montes, a skilled and genuine lawmaker, was defeated by Toto Veloso, who has been allegedly linked to masiao and mahjong in Tagbilaran. Unthinkable.

5. The 2007 election is over. All is now quiet in Bohol streets and corners. And the P200-million Talibon ghost dam is a screaming insult to the Boholanos because the officials who are behind the scam remain in power.

Honestly, giluod ko...

f***! I could now string into my imagination the pieces I know about this man named Mike. He is scaringly bold and brilliant. Mike, I stopped being the person that you are since I learned that politics is a much dirtier word than child prostitution. So don't count on me to comment on issues like this one because it shapes me back into my old fighting form. I'll let you in a lil secret of staying pretty and happy: Talking of multiple orgasms is beautifully dirty!   

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 09, 2007, 09:22:11 PM
June 8, 2007 our site receives a record-breaking 3,000 page views.

At times there are more guests/visitors than members. This is understandable because we are still one-month old.

Thank you for inviting your Boholano and non-Boholano friends to join our discussion here.

All for the love of Bohol and the Philippines! 

I should say I am responsible for the first 500. Having forgotten my passwords twice, I used to hit the pages as a guest. (Don't ask me why I've been so forgetful lately. No, it's not the age. I'm only 30 for Chrissake! So, just don't ask me.)

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 13, 2007, 12:03:00 PM
Before paulpaulpaul becomes an addict, we'd like to welcome him in Tubag Bohol.

Paul is based in Thailand.

By the way, I have an unstructured feeling he knows Chin so well. 

Mike, make sure you define the word 'well' for me or I'll rage war against an arrogant writer, reporter, teacher, MBA student a.k.a. Michael O. Ligalig.

Quote from: mfrandsen on June 11, 2007, 04:25:10 AM
Hi Chin, its nice to see your pics...

Mike you should put a photo section lol

Mike, please don't! just don't! or else Chin would turn this site into porn.

Quote from: thisgirlvader on June 10, 2007, 11:39:48 AM
H is the 8th letter in the alphabet. It's one of the most versatile letters ever made.

It's the first letter in very useful words like "hymen" and "horse."
You use it to holler hi or hoy!
The word that sits closest to your heart, "home," starts with an H.
It could be used medically, too. Think HIV or Herpes.
Oh, and when you phone random people or listen to your crush's voice on the other end without saying a word, you breathe heavily, and this breathing sounds like an H, too.

Welcome to Tubag Bohol, H!

How I wish I registered with a unsername "S." I bet, your initial, H, will not be as juicy as my S.

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 10, 2007, 11:05:05 AM
Chin, the Ranara couple has bought a sakobag of fireworks which will be detonated the moment your beautiful feet land on Thai soil.

The Ranara couple is not in the works for fireworks display. They are waiting for Chin to detonate her bomb 10 minutes into landing Suvarnabhumi Airport come July 11.

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 10, 2007, 11:15:09 AM


Have you heard of a nevergirl? Check this out: www.nevergirl.wordpress.com

This nevergirl has packed her bags again. From blogspot, friendster, multiply, i.ph, she now maintains multiple wordpress pages. So may I redirect you to www.nevergirl.wordpress.com and search there for the rest of her shockingly amusing pages.

Quote from: thisgirlvader on June 10, 2007, 11:45:11 AM
You don't do my toothbrush justice. It runs on a single battery and happily vibrates for me, at a touch of a button!

I so love the word 'vibrate' I could imagine how it works.

Quote from: yadz26 on June 11, 2007, 11:24:43 AM
chin, is very straightforward...
well, as for me, i really dont have the guts to ask guys even my closest friend...
pwera nalang sa mga friend nako nga toyabsing..dare jud ko ask...

Yadz, tell me who you want to ask, and I'd kindly and willingly do the asking for you. What details do you need? When? Where? Who? Why?

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 10, 2007, 10:53:03 PM
yadz, you have not asked me. 

Mike, can I do the asking? I need your answer real quick.

Quote from: thisgirlvader on June 04, 2007, 12:20:49 AM
Money can't buy bad taste. You have to be born with it.

It can't buy love, er, multiple orgasms (the real ones)!

P.S. You started talking about my multiple orgasms, I'll finish it. Haha!

Quote from: mfrandsen on June 11, 2007, 04:26:14 AM
Hi Roseth, welcome 

Daghang salamat. Modayon jud ko sa atong panimalay. Ug ang akong kapikas sa kinabuhi, ga kisi kisi na kay modayon pud. Haha!

Quote from: Bohol Philippines on June 10, 2007, 10:47:32 PM
Chin, the microphone is yours.

Hsssssssssssshhhhhh... silence, please...

What do you think of us? Your studes whom you can scare by saying, "niyap niyap!"

I'll give it a go, after all, I've registered twice in this site and had forgotten both passwords the moment I was about to log in. The members deserve to know who Thailand's Rose is.

P.S. Chin, for as long as you don't google my new home and post a link here, say whatever you can say without sheesshhh. And take note: You are enough to shock Bohol, spare them "The Rose Like No Other ."

Could I answer on Mike's behalf? I bet you, Mike, would ban my IP the moment this unstoppable mouth starts its job. Peace!

Oh my God! Why are people talking about the Rose in Thailand with chest pains and multiple orgasms? Where in the world did this story come from? And why in the world is it in Mike's site?