Author Topic: Dear Trio (Read 8304 times)

queen · « **on:** June 13, 2007, 10:52:20 PM »

I wonder why 5 hours after launching this new page, no one has posted a single question just yet. Mike has figured out, our fellow Bol-anons are not yet ready to come out in the open and ask. So he suggested, would anonymous be OK?

Well, Mike, by all means they can hide under the names Aguida, Lolita, or Barbara. The trio fully understands that you are still in the hiding and under the guise of that Maria Clara and Barong Tagalog costume. For the kind of you, here's what you can do. Start your letter with something like this...

Dear Trio,

Just call me Aguida. I have a problem with my recent boyfriend. He doesn't have the hots for me anymore no matter what blow job or pole dancing I do.

Or it can be this...

Dear Trio,

I have a friend named Barbara who has serious sexual problems with her husband of 20 years named Barbaro. Viagra doesn't work for him anymore, can you suggest a much better brand?

Hey, you who are not bold enough to bare yourself, you don't have to own up to your problems. Feel free to use fabricated characters on your behalf.

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Happy · « **Reply #1 on:** June 13, 2007, 11:18:19 PM »

But how can they hide anonymous when they have a username, when they post, it appears.

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pioneer · « **Reply #2 on:** June 13, 2007, 11:19:54 PM »

Watch out! We have a member named Barbaro. Chin already gave him a welcome drink. Read "The Red Carpet."

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pioneer · « **Reply #3 on:** June 13, 2007, 11:31:07 PM »

But how can they hide anonymous when they have a username, when they post, it appears.

Capitan Berong, for instance, is already an anonymous character. We really do not know who he is.
We do not who GEC is.
We do not who Barbaro is.
We do not who bol-anon-ko-nyor is.

Cel, these members are already acting anonymous. Wait, they can also do one more thing: RE-register in Tubag Bohol to further hide their identity.

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Happy · « **Reply #4 on:** June 13, 2007, 11:32:09 PM »

Oh yeah, you're right

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queen · « **Reply #5 on:** June 13, 2007, 11:36:06 PM »

But how can they hide anonymous when they have a username, when they post, it appears.

Members who would like to be anonymous can register as many fabricated names as they'd like to. They can maintain one for the sole purpose of 'Private and Personal.' It is sure worth a new registration. So if you beautiful couple is so bothered by this, go register another account. It would only take you seconds. And whoa, you'll get more enriched sexual activities from our tips.

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Happy · « **Reply #6 on:** June 13, 2007, 11:48:10 PM »

Oh yeah, I'll have to think of re-registering

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pioneer · « **Reply #7 on:** June 13, 2007, 11:48:22 PM »

Members who would like to be anonymous can register as many fabricated names as they'd like to. They can maintain one for the sole purpose of 'Private and Personal.' It is sure worth a new registration. So if you beautiful couple is so bothered by this, go register another account. It would only take you seconds. And whoa, you'll get more enriched sexual activities from our tips.

Rose, I have posted a bulletin in Friendster announcing your humanistic offer here in Tubag Bohol.

Let me ask you this. Can you really handle all types of sexual and marital questions? Well, for marital questions, I'm sure you can very well answer them - as you are already married. Your 10-year union with Paul must have taught you an encyclopedia of ups and downs that are ever present in a married life.

But sexual questions? We are still on a "wait-and-see" mode.

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queen · « **Reply #8 on:** June 14, 2007, 12:02:17 AM »

Rose, I have posted a bulletin in Friendster announcing your humanistic offer here in Tubag Bohol.

Let me ask you this. Can you really handle all types of sexual and marital questions? Well, for marital questions, I'm sure you can very well answer them - as you are already married. Your 10-year union with Paul must have taught you an encyclopedia of ups and downs that are ever present in a married life.

But sexual questions? We are still on a "wait-and-see" mode.

Mike, you are so wrong. Marriage and sex can never exist without each other. Therefore, the ten-year union has given us the expertise in both. Here's a sample: It's natural for most couples to nag and yell at each other each time they fight. My take on this: Why exhaust yourselves from so much talking? Take the shortcut solution the trio will offer you: For him: Let your penis do the talking. For her: Seal your first mouth and open the other one.

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pioneer · « **Reply #9 on:** June 14, 2007, 12:08:38 AM »

Again, ladies and gentlemen, I rest my case.

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thisgirlvader · « **Reply #10 on:** June 14, 2007, 12:14:36 AM »

Wait a minute! I was given automatic membership to this unholy triumvirate? What did I do? I rode myself hard all day (only because I ride others harder hahaha) and instead of getting to just lurk here in peace, I find my name used in vain more times than I could count.

It's good to have you here, Rose and Paul.

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queen · « **Reply #11 on:** June 14, 2007, 12:20:25 AM »

Wait a minute! I was given automatic membership to this unholy triumvirate? What did I do? I rode myself hard all day (only because I ride others harder hahaha) and instead of getting to just lurk here in peace, I find my name used in vain more times than I could count.

It's good to have you here, Rose and Paul.

FYI: I found my name spread all over this place even before I became a member. And guess what welcome words I got? Multiple orgasms! I'm too honest to deny that. So I begged off Mike to create a special page for the likes of you, me, and Paul before we turn some of Mike's holy pages into porn.

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pioneer · « **Reply #12 on:** June 14, 2007, 12:25:31 AM »

Wait a minute! I was given automatic membership to this unholy triumvirate? What did I do? I rode myself hard all day (only because I ride others harder hahaha) and instead of getting to just lurk here in peace, I find my name used in vain more times than I could count.

It's good to have you here, Rose and Paul.

Chin, the ultimate advice is: "Don't miss to browse Tubag Bohol", or else it will be too late to do some damage-control.

This unholy alliance will stir up a hornet's nest.

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thisgirlvader · « **Reply #13 on:** June 14, 2007, 12:34:21 AM »

Chin, the ultimate advice is: "Don't miss to browse Tubag Bohol", or else it will be too late to do some damage-control.

Real life gets in the way, Mike. This worker ant has to flex her muscles, mind, and mouth to earn moolah. So yeah, by the time I get here, those two would have done their worse na. Hahaha. I know the two of them so well I can only cringe at the thought of what they will say next.

P.S Rose is right. You should define "well." It is a highly suspicious adverb. In what way do Paul and I know each other "well"?

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thisgirlvader · « **Reply #14 on:** June 14, 2007, 12:38:27 AM »

Dear Rose,

How can I grow a penis?

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pioneer · « **Reply #15 on:** June 14, 2007, 12:44:10 AM »

Real life gets in the way, Mike. This worker ant has to flex her muscles, mind, and mouth to earn moolah. So yeah, by the time I get here, those two would have done their worse na. Hahaha. I know the two of them so well I can only cringe at the thought of what they will say next.

P.S Rose is right. You should define "well." It is a highly suspicious adverb. In what way do Paul and I know each other "well"?

Mga higala, dili na nato bukikion ug bulikaton ang mga panid sa kagahapon. Apan kung pugson gyud nato pag-wiwi ug pagkulitog ang mga gawil sa sugilanon, ayaw intawon dinhi sa Tubag Bohol.

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pioneer · « **Reply #16 on:** June 14, 2007, 12:47:19 AM »

so well...
P.S Rose is right. You should define "well." It is a highly suspicious adverb. In what way do Paul and I know each other "well"?

Chin, be cautious in using the word "so well" in this website. Rose wants to delete that phrase from Tubag Bohol Dictionary.

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thisgirlvader · « **Reply #17 on:** June 14, 2007, 12:47:30 AM »

Let me ask you this. Can you really handle all types of sexual and marital questions? Well, for marital questions, I'm sure you can very well answer them - as you are already married. Your 10-year union with Paul must have taught you an encyclopedia of ups and downs that are ever present in a married life. But sexual questions? We are still on a "wait-and-see" mode.

You do know that with a comment like this, you're waving red flag before a bull? A very red flag. A very feisty bull.

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queen · « **Reply #18 on:** June 14, 2007, 10:45:34 AM »

You do know that with a comment like this, you're waving red flag before a bull? A very red flag. A very feisty bull.

So shall we pack our bags now and go to Spain? We'll start and finish the bullfight there, Matador!

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queen · « **Reply #19 on:** June 14, 2007, 12:09:04 PM »

Dear Rose,

How can I grow a penis?

Chin,

Thank you for your letter. Not every woman is bold enough to ask me this.

How I wish I can find ways to grow you a penis. Since I can't, I suggest that you can put on a strapped-on vibrator which is guaranteed to work wonders. With this piece of contraption, you can now instantly do girls even without proper motivation. You don't even need a penis pump for this.

Take care and start your new adventure right!

Yours faithfully,

Rose (on behalf of the Trio)

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queen · « **Reply #20 on:** June 14, 2007, 12:12:41 PM »

Wait a minute! I was given automatic membership to this unholy triumvirate? What did I do? I rode myself hard all day (only because I ride others harder hahaha) and instead of getting to just lurk here in peace, I find my name used in vain more times than I could count.

It's good to have you here, Rose and Paul.

Do your welcoming job properly, Chin or you'll be fired! The couple deserves alotta more than "It's good to have you here." Where are the bahalina, the kinutil, and the garland of kalachuchi?

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pioneer · « **Reply #21 on:** June 15, 2007, 04:48:53 AM »

Do your welcoming job properly, Chin or you'll be fired! The couple deserves alotta more than "It's good to have you here." Where are the bahalina, the kinutil, and the garland of kalachuchi?

Chin cannot be fired. Her Tubag Bohol membership is protected by the World Trade Organization.
Read: Thailand's flesh trade.

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Varga · « **Reply #22 on:** June 15, 2007, 11:08:26 AM »

Dear Trio,

I am curious about the words "nookie, whoopee, do, etc." which I presume all mean "****" in the more traditional lingo.

Could you please account for its etymology, for our sake not well versed in the intricacies of the Queen's language.....

Thanks, heaps!

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queen · « **Reply #23 on:** June 15, 2007, 08:19:09 PM »

Dear Trio,

I am curious about the words "nookie, whoopee, do, etc." which I presume all mean "****" in the more traditional lingo.

Could you please account for its etymology, for our sake not well versed in the intricacies of the Queen's language.....

Thanks, heaps!

Dear Varga,

It's always the trio's pleasure to address your question.

First, you are right. The words nookie, whoopee, do, etc... all mean SEXUAL INTERCOURSE. I will not say the four letter word beginning with F because asterisks symbols will appear on its behalf. I don't know why our administrator has banned the F word in this site. Perhaps, a motion for reconsideration might do to lift the ban.

As to the etymology of these words, I won't bother to google or yahoo search the issue. Based from real experience and watching and reading porn, I have personally observed that people just made these words up and constant use of these words qualify them to be synonyms (formal or colloquial) of the DELICIOUS word, which is SEX or SEXUAL INTERCOURSE. In fact, if you wish, you and your lover can make up your own lingo for this. If you both like to eat radish, you can say, "Sweetie, radish me!" And your brain and sex organs would recognize what it means which will lead you hot and dripping. So by all means, make up your own secret 'stimulant' by using words which you both desire.

And here are more words to add to your vocabulary:
1. quickie
2. coitus / coition
3. lay / get laid
4. copulate / copulation / copulating
5. love making / make love
6. mating / mate
7. consummate / consummation
8. balling
9. boff
10. hump
11. procreate / procreating
12. make out / making out
13. go/ going all the way
14. breed/ breeding

Now Varga that the trio has enriched your vocabulary, please don't get caught offguard when someone would tell you, "Screw me!" It also means F_ _ _ me!

God speed!

Rose (on behalf of the Trio)

or

Rosie (since I surmise, it pleases you to call me this)

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Barbaro · « **Reply #24 on:** June 19, 2007, 11:11:17 PM »

Dear Trio,

I have a friend named Barbara who has serious sexual problems with her husband of 20 years named Barbaro. Viagra doesn't work for him anymore, can you suggest a much better brand?

Hey, you who are not bold enough to bare yourself, you don't have to own up to your problems. Feel free to use fabricated characters on your behalf.

he hehe heheh

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queen · « **Reply #25 on:** June 20, 2007, 11:19:13 AM »

Dear Trio,

I have a friend named Barbara who has serious sexual problems with her husband of 20 years named Barbaro. Viagra doesn't work for him anymore, can you suggest a much better brand?

Hey, you who are not bold enough to bare yourself, you don't have to own up to your problems. Feel free to use fabricated characters on your behalf.

he hehe heheh

No offense. Daghang Barbaro sa kalibutan. Haha! Bitaw oi, I made this before I knew that we have a member named Barbaro. Your name is cool, dude!

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