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Here comes Varga...
« on: June 13, 2007, 10:53:30 PM »
Fellow Bol-anons, in this generation, we no longer just hide and lick our wounds.
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 Come on, be the first!

Hi Rosie Like No Other,

Allow me the honor of availing the Queen's Privilege!

Me and my monogamous partner has been thru the Perfumed Garden for sometime and its been an exhilarating experience for both of us. To avert monotony, we have experimented with enhancing our natural endowments. One recommended regimen to heighten pleasure is penile exercise for enlargement and better turgidity.

Hereunder is the process:


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Penis Enlargement Methods and Exercises
Having a big penis doesn't hurt (usually), but most agree that the quality of sex is much more important than penis size.

The average length ranges from 5.5 to 6.5 inches. There are men who express dissatisfaction with 6-inch and long for 8-inches. As for women, they widely believe that a man’s penis size is irrelevant; being attentive to a woman’s sexual and emotional needs is a far more important factor than how well endowed a man is.

All in all, a man’s endowment is a helpful attribute in pleasing a woman, but actions speak louder than size. The fact is a man with a larger size covers more of the women’s vaginal erogenous zones, which can lead to higher stimulation. But it doesn’t mean anything if the man isn’t equipped mentally and sexually to work his tool.

As for ways to increase size there are many – yet only a few lead to satisfying results.

Penis Enlargement Exercises:

One of the main principles for enlargement is to improve circulation and to increase the volume of blood held within the erectile tissue. It is the erectile tissue that engorges with blood when sexually aroused resulting in an erection. The theory goes that if the erectile tissue can be encouraged to hold a greater volume of blood than it could otherwise naturally accommodate, then this will in turn result in a larger size both when erect and flaccid.

Jelqing (Milking) Exercise - The basic technique is quite simple to perform and relies on applying a milking motion along the length of the semi erect penile shaft. To achieve this, the thumb and forefinger are used to encircle the base of the penis. A moderately firm grip is used to maintain the partial erection and to ensure the blood is securely trapped. Maintaining this moderate pressure, the grip hand then slides forward along the length of the shaft and forces as much blood as possible into all areas of the erectile tissue. As the grip hand nears the end of the penile shaft the alternate hand then repeats the process, resulting in a continuous motion with each stroke taking around 1-2 seconds. To perform the Jelq correctly, it is often helpful to use a lubricant such as Orgy Oil as this helps the gripping hand to slide without resistance along the length.

Enlargement exercises are usually performed when the penis is flaccid. The basic technique involves gripping firmly around the head and then gently pulling forward. The idea of the stretch is not to pull the penis to the point of pain but to just pull sufficiently so that the penis is stretched to its maximum comfortable limit. An example of a stretching exercise would then be to hold the stretch for approximately 15 seconds before relaxing. To complete the session the process would then be repeated 10-15 times.

Weight Hanging - The use of weights and stretchers to enlarge the size, it is based on the principle of tensile force and the body's ability to adapt and change under such influence. Through the application of sustained and continuous tension, cells within an area subjected to such force divide and multiply, resulting in increased tissue mass.

Ballooning -
One of the ways to obtain a larger erection and size is by "ballooning". This method involves prolonging your ejaculation. Therefore, this means in order to begin ballooning, the first step is to learn how to last longer. You must be able to hold your ejaculation back 3-5 times during sexual activity. If it’s impossible to hold back the ejaculation or withhold from ejaculating prematurely then you must first take Kohinoor Gold to gain endurance. This will put you on the road to being a more sexually stimulating lover, as well as put you in the perfect position to practice the Penile Ballooning Technique.

While it is erect, begin massaging your penile shaft, footing, and base, pubis, groins, and scrotum to increase the blood flow. By holding back the ejaculation you will start to accelerate the metabolization of testosterone. All the while, you must hold back on ejaculation about 3 to 5 times. Then you will be free to release.

If you practice this technique frequently, it will stimulate growth in the corpora cavernosa, the spongy tissue in shaft. People who have practiced ballooning consistently have achieved gains anywhere from 1 to 3 inches. This technique takes practice, but the rewards are great!

Tips for a healthier penis
Get some extra sleep. An hour of extra sleep a day will add up to extra energy... for work, play and sex. This can interfere with your ability to perform sexually.

Eat healthy. You will derive all kinds of benefits from a diet rich in vitamins and low in fat. Your penis will also be more likely to function at full capacity.

Exercise. Working out will improve the blood flow that results from a healthier heart, which in turn benefits your penis.
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Now I solicit for your kind and expert advice. Is this sufficient or do you have a better methodology!



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Re: Here comes Varga...
« Reply #1 on: June 13, 2007, 11:30:57 PM »
Hello, newbie Varga!

First of all, I'm Rose, and not Rosie.

Thanks for being the first. It seems to me that you have appropriately sought the help you needed. The techniques you mentioned are sure great, but of course the trio has a better option. See the photo and let it speak for itself.



Good luck to you and your partner. I guarantee that your sex will be getting wilder and wilder each day as you grow some inches longer along the way.


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« Reply #2 on: June 13, 2007, 11:41:10 PM »
Is it because a picture paints a thousand words? :) Rose, I have sent you a personal message. Check it out in Tubag Bohol Inbox. Please go to your Profile section.   :)

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« Reply #3 on: June 14, 2007, 12:20:15 AM »
Oh, goodie. A penis pump. I've never really seen one sold in Watson's. I hope it comes with a manual, though. You know what they say about men. They hate asking for directions. In this case, I bet they'd rather see their schlongs fall off than inquire how to operate the pump.

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« Reply #4 on: June 14, 2007, 03:03:42 AM »
You know what they say about men. They hate asking for directions.

I've heard this too, they said that men won't admit that they get lost.

Is that true mennnnnnnnn?

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« Reply #5 on: June 14, 2007, 12:24:24 PM »
I've heard this too, they said that men won't admit that they get lost.

Is that true mennnnnnnnn?

Dear mfrandsen,

Men don't admit that they get lost. Yes, I've heard and read of this one, too, from a well known author and  psychologist, Dr. Barbara.

But please take note: Can you please be more specific about 'getting lost'? Where? In the middle of multiple orgasms? This, men cannot deny. The moans, the oohhhss, and the aaahhhs are too loud to lie. And the white hot fluids squirting out like water from toy guns on San Juan festival would cap it all.


Yours sincerely,

Rose (on behalf of the trio)


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« Reply #6 on: June 14, 2007, 10:58:04 PM »
Dear mfrandsen,

Men don't admit that they get lost. Yes, I've heard and read of this one, too, from a well known author and  psychologist, Dr. Barbara.

But please take note: Can you please be more specific about 'getting lost'? Where? In the middle of multiple orgasms? This, men cannot deny. The moans, the oohhhss, and the aaahhhs are too loud to lie. And the white hot fluids squirting out like water from toy guns on San Juan festival would cap it all.


Yours sincerely,

Rose (on behalf of the trio)


Well, I don't know about the other things that they're getting lost of, but what i mean is if they ever get lost their way on the street  ;D

Madam, pasayloa nga wala ma specific, sa sunod butangan na nako ug apelyido  :D

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« Reply #7 on: June 14, 2007, 11:05:37 PM »
Well, I don't know about the other things that they're getting lost of, but what i mean is if they ever get lost their way on the street  ;D

Madam, pasayloa nga wala ma specific, sa sunod butangan na nako ug apelyido  :D

You're forgiven. After all, "To err is human, to forgive is divine." Am I still in context here?

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« Reply #8 on: June 14, 2007, 11:28:52 PM »
I've heard this too, they said that men won't admit that they get lost.

Is that true mennnnnnnnn?
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Grudgingly admitted Cel, it's one of the Code of the Macho principles.

As well as this one:  Never admit, even when caught flagrante delicto.....   :P


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« Reply #9 on: June 14, 2007, 11:55:29 PM »
Hello, newbie Varga!

First of all, I'm Rose, and not Rosie.

Please Rosie, allow me to call you this. It's exotic and prurient!

See the photo and let it speak for itself.

K, will check it out at nearby Mercury Drug.


Good luck to you and your partner. I guarantee that your sex will be getting wilder and wilder each day as you grow some inches longer along the way.


How about some tips for muscle control, the one that tugs and grips!

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« Reply #10 on: June 15, 2007, 04:29:22 AM »
Please Rosie, allow me to call you this. It's exotic and prurient!

K, will check it out at nearby Mercury Drug.


Hello Varga, you need financial assistance from Inyong Alagad radio program? I think I still have the connection to help you out on this.  ;D Synthetic drugs are terribly expensive these days.

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« Reply #11 on: June 20, 2007, 11:41:23 AM »
Hello Varga, you need financial assistance from Inyong Alagad radio program? I think I still have the connection to help you out on this.  ;D Synthetic drugs are terribly expensive these days.

I don't think Mercury Drug has one. You can order it online. Go ahead with the inyong alagad assistance and shock our peaceful and decent Bohol.  

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