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#701
Eyeball / Re: Tubag Bohol Family (video)
August 04, 2009, 10:42:02 PM
Quote from: glacier_71 on August 04, 2009, 10:40:06 PM
asa man kas Candijay, candi? imong pics, iapil ang view sa imong town, aron maapil sa Video. k?


Sa central ko. D ko kamao anang himohimo ug background. Naa ra ba unta koy pic sa Can-umantad Falls.
#702
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Ipagawas Ang Inyung Gibati
August 04, 2009, 10:37:25 PM
Quote from: glacier_71 on August 04, 2009, 10:31:59 PM
mao ra nay hinungdan, candi, kay naay mangchancing? unya, naa may gusto magpa-chancing, unsaon man lang nila ron ani, hehehe

ag mga bajot, samo namo, asa man kono mi sakay? sa atop?

Syempre sa tren sa mga laki kay ganahan baja na sila mga bajot magpachancing or mangchancing.
#703
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Ipagawas Ang Inyung Gibati
August 04, 2009, 10:33:05 PM
Quote from: grazie7y on August 04, 2009, 10:29:51 PM
mao gani!  that is strange. karon pa ko kadungog na i segregate ang mga peeps according to gender.  this is a lot of work.  kon uban nko akong bana, ipagbulag lugar mi pagsakay sa mrt? 

Moipon jud ka sa mga laki para di mo magbuwag imong bana ug sakay. Ang mga senior citizen ra man nga laki gud ang pwede mosakay sa tren para sa mga baje.
#704
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Ipagawas Ang Inyung Gibati
August 04, 2009, 10:29:07 PM
Quote from: grazie7y on August 04, 2009, 10:24:43 PM
diha ka gilain na?

Oo Grazie gilain na kay para lagi intawon malikajan ang mga chancing chancing anang mga laki labi na kay pirme magsinardinas sa kapiot. Trapik man gud kaajo sa edsa mao daghan moprefer sakay ug mrt.
#705
Quote from: PR0CESS0R on August 04, 2009, 09:46:11 PM
Against baya jud ko kaayo ana ilang gi implement sa bohol beach club nga no entry daw. Bisan igo ra ka mo labay sa ilang baybayon, parahon ka sa ilang security guard nga bawal daw mo agi sa ilang beach. Pastilan ka oplok jud! ang yuta ra baya nila ang gipalit ana wala baya labot sa pagpalit ang dagat.



Akong gi awhag kadto mga official sa Bohol ang kong mahimo, hatagan sad ni ninyo ug action kay kong mao na ang magpadayon jud na sila. Sila ra man sad nag ingon ana nga dili pwede mo agi ang mga tourista sa ilang baybayon.




Kasuway jud ko sauna adtong naligo mi kauban sa ahong mga tagalog nga ofismeyts didto sa tapad sa Bohol Beach Club. Giabog intawon mi sa guard sa Bohol Beach Club kay ninglapas mi sa ilang boundary ug suroy-suroy. Pero pagswimming namo patungod jud mi sa Bohol Beach Club unja nagkaway-kaway mi sa guard. Nanimawos jud mi.
#706
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Ipagawas Ang Inyung Gibati
August 04, 2009, 10:16:25 PM
Quote from: glacier_71 on August 04, 2009, 10:13:39 PM
di na lang ko mo-comment ani, mdb. hahahaha

Ajaw na lang jud Glace kay basin maduha pod imong baba ug mocomment ka. ;D ;D ;D
#707
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: What Did You Do Today?
August 04, 2009, 10:12:58 PM
Quote from: ms da binsi on August 04, 2009, 08:06:07 AM
huy tinuod ka Candi? ang pandesal daw kay tag 5 pesos each na daw? pag biya nko tag 50 cents pa man to...

Dire sa Manila naa pay tigmamiso nga pandesal sa mga squatter dapit. Kasagaran jud 3 to 5 pesos na.
#708
Introduce Yourself / Re: Tell Us About Your Weather.
August 04, 2009, 10:09:04 PM
Perting uwan dire sa Manila. Hilak pud apil ang panahon sa pagkamatay ni Madam Cory.  :'(
#709
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Ipagawas Ang Inyung Gibati
August 04, 2009, 10:06:02 PM
Quote from: ms da binsi on August 04, 2009, 10:03:00 PM
hahahaha! see ang baje jud ang kanunay hinungdan sa gubot?? hahahhaha

Bitaw kay duha may baba. Hehehe...
#710
Quote from: ms da binsi on August 04, 2009, 10:01:21 PM
coke! ahahha ang sekwati sa putomaya  ra jud na sha para nako.

Ok pod ang coke. D na ta maghisgot ani uy kay galaway na ko.
#711
Quote from: hubag bohol on August 04, 2009, 09:27:33 PM
Kana bang bitajon ang baje aron di ta mabug-atan? Unja tabjog-tabjogon ang baje aron di na lang ta molihok?

Ah, mao ba. Ka brutal ba ani uy. Abi ko ug ang laki ang bitajon ug tabjog-tabjogon.
#712
Quote from: ms da binsi on August 04, 2009, 09:56:17 PM

mas lami bitaw ang bahaw nga biko. aguuy! uli na ta?

Unja paresan pod ug sikwati.
#713
Bible Study / Re: Unsa ang indulhensya?
August 04, 2009, 09:58:06 PM
Quote from: ms da binsi on August 04, 2009, 09:54:49 PM
Candi preha jud ta Day. pastilan hagbong na jud ta ug catechism ani...

Mao jud. Lawom man gud pod ni nga binisaya.
#714
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Ipagawas Ang Inyung Gibati
August 04, 2009, 09:47:15 PM
Quote from: hubag bohol on August 04, 2009, 09:31:33 PM
Maajo na gani karon kay gilain na ang laki ug baje, di ba?

O bitaw pero ganahan pa hinuon ko moipon sakay sa mga laki kay di manud. Unlike sa mga baje nga magtinudturay  bisan puno na ug manggiaway pa jud ug matumban ang tiil.
#715
Eyeball / Re: Tubag Bohol Family (video)
August 04, 2009, 09:42:00 PM
Quote from: glacier_71 on August 04, 2009, 12:19:49 PM
akong mga estudyante sa Garde 1 sa una, mga way ipok pa ang mga laki, mga baje way panty. tag-as lag sinina ug saya. wa poy ligo ang uban, nanimahong pita ug tunaan hahaha. pero, mga bright kay sigeg kaon og kamonggay. bayabas pod. hahaha.

Sirkador ay Glace diay! Peace. Tinood bitaw nga mga bright nang mga bataa. Sama sa ahong mga classmates sauna nga mga bukid-bukid dapit ang ilaha. Magbawon ra intawon to sila ug buwad n law-oy nga kamonggay ug ang ilang snacks bayabas ug saging nilung-ag. Usahay ang ilang bayabas bayloan namo ug papel. Unfair lagi intawon pud kay wa ma honor kay palabonon man lagi ning mga anak ug maestra.
#716
Eyeball / Re: Tubag Bohol Family (video)
August 04, 2009, 09:31:40 PM
Quote from: grazie7y on August 04, 2009, 06:14:22 AM
hahaha pakno man ka glace oi!  pirte nako'ng katawaha bisan ga bleeding akong heart sa ubang  mga tawo na walay balatian!  busa lagi jud glace dapat di ka tigkawala aron naay tighatag ug kalipay dire.

candi, grace or grazie lang, payts na!  asa gani tong imong gu post na real name nimo oi kay di man to candi.  mag first-name basis kaha ta beh!  pwede na i SIRkador nimo si Glacier kay niadtong unang panahon, titser man nang Grade 1 section 12 unya night class pa jud! bwahahaha peez glace!  ayaw tawon ko i ban ha?

Sige, Grazie na lng. Ikaw na lang pangita sa aho real name kay mauwaw ko motug-an ug usob.
#717
Quote from: bugsay on August 04, 2009, 09:20:16 PM

Bisag magtuyok.....tussssookkkk.

B
Bitay gud as in Bitayon....nya tabyogon....heheheheh

Kinsa may bitajon Sir Bugs, ang lalake?
#718
Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on August 04, 2009, 09:09:28 PM
mas lami bitaw kan on ang biko nga bahaw na.magsegi sawom sawom sa dagat perting gutuma kaon dayon ug biko or humba ba ron.

Labi najud ang dukot sa biko. Makagutom jud hunahunaon.
#719
Quote from: hubag bohol on August 04, 2009, 09:11:22 PM
Ah, kadtong estorya ni Bay Koddi? Lahi to Candz, kay lipoton man kuno, sa ato pa, gikan sa lujo!

Sabagay, posisyon ray lahi. Quickie guro gihapon.

Ah, pareha diay sa style ni Hayden
#720
Bible Study / Re: Unsa ang indulhensya?
August 04, 2009, 09:11:59 PM
Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on August 04, 2009, 09:06:14 PM
Indulhensya is mga buhat nimo sa pag ampo human ka gihatagan ug penetensya diin kining mga pag ampo magbunga ug maayo para nimo ug para sa imong intention like para ba ron sa Pope or sa kalag sa purgatoryo. Mahug man siguro pud ni ug murag sakripisyo dili lang para nimo kundi para sa uban.
Kana bitaw mag atiman tag tigulang or masakiton mao nay ingnon bahala ug nag antos ka kay imo man nang indulhensya. Mga points na nimo sa langit mao na akong pagsabot manay.


Mao diay nay buot ipasabot ug indulhensya. Karon pa jud ko kasabot ani nga word bisan pemi ni litokon sa ahong mga elders sauna. Kaingon man gud ko ug blessing ang buot ipasabot ani mao nga wa ko kapangutana ug unsa ni.
#721
Quote from: glacier_71 on August 04, 2009, 08:56:22 PM
dugay tingali hinoon mahuman kini, Manay, kay daghang intemissions: manghugas sa plato, mag-pawong sa oven, manarapo sa lamesa ug magtadtad sa panakot. hahahhaa

Hahaha....Kahinumdom lang ko ani sa gihisgutan sa pikas thread. Kadtong naay anak nga permi kakaon ug dukot.
#722
Quote from: janjan on August 04, 2009, 12:20:23 PM

hahaha palawayon gud ka  da bins kalami  ana humba unja dad-on sa dagat unja magsakay ra bitaw baruto unja parking ra sa hunasan nga puti ang  bas unja parisan dajon kinilaw boilinao ug swake .. swake nga tinuod ha hay mao gud na ako gimingawan unja maglangoy -langoy lang unja kon gutmon ka-on na sad aguy kalami sa kinabuhi

Samot kalami ug apilan nimo ug bawon ug biko.
#723
Quote from: mistyeyed on August 04, 2009, 02:41:21 PM
Usa kos pares ni Balong sa salida diba,si angie producer,tungod nga wa pa man me igong budget,tig ticket pod ko. ;D

Kuhaa unja ko ug PA nimo ha puhon.
#724
Quote from: balong on August 04, 2009, 02:38:37 PM
bitaw di na jud matabang. dili pwede sigi lang dokdok way compensation. di jud ni mag pakita si misty mao nga mo pahuway sa ko. balik lang ko ug dool na ang eleksyon.

mr.  mike ligalig, you know i always keep my promise. i will send you the money for the contest early next year. my little contribution para sa kalingawan sa tanan. sa tanang viewers P10,000 is up for grabs to the winner of "the next governor of bohol contest". bahala na ang imong moderators how they will run the contest unsaon nila pag determine sa winner. segurado man jong daghan maka tag-an.

misty, i will wait for you in my garden

GOODBYE PIPOL...TILL WE MEET AGAIN NEXT YEAR.
kong buhi-on pa ta sa GINOO..hihihihihi

Sir Bals ajaw baja ko kalimti kay ako jud ang makakuha ana nga prize. Si Cesar Montano ang ahong manok.
#725
Bible Study / Re: Unsa ang indulhensya?
August 04, 2009, 08:32:43 PM
Blessing ba na siya Manay?
#726
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Ipagawas Ang Inyung Gibati
August 04, 2009, 08:31:33 PM
Aray kasakit sa ahong likod angin ug tinudturay sa MRT ganiha!
#727
Sa dihang nahigugma ko, nakakat-on intawon ko ug panikaysikay nga makasugakod sa kalisod sa kinabuhi. Perting paita man diay ning mahigugma ta ba.
#728
Quote from: hofelina on August 04, 2009, 06:04:23 PM
I was 19 and a freshman in Rafael Palma College before now UB. I was so in-love with a guy and I was not oblivious of the busy street, naligsan ko sa  pedicab! :-[

Buing nga drayber. Wa man kamatikod sa gwapa nga ningtabok.
#729
Baby Jacob is sooo cute.
#730
Quote from: hubag bohol on August 03, 2009, 09:23:08 PM
Appreciating his good points (for example, daghan og kwarta) and understanding his weaknesses (for example, weak knees).

;D



Wa man ko maigo ani kay wa may daghang kwarta aho Love and dili pa pud weak ijang knees.Hehehe....
#731
General Topic / Re: Tambayan Sa Mga Palahubog...
August 03, 2009, 09:20:53 PM
Magbahalina na lng mo kay humot pa ug dili makahubog. Mora lang ug red wine.
#732
Quote from: thegirlnextdoor on August 03, 2009, 02:35:59 AM
I am sad to regret that the people of Bohol who attended this show many of them crashed the gates threw objects in the air intended for others.

The stage was crashed Willie and Cesar could only perform hip hip hooray two times as the people there were so damned hard headed and would not go sit down as repeatedly told to do.

Many toddlers and children were smashed and left for lost this entire day until you could see Willie and Cesar telling the parents to take care of they're babies.

Willie was sick and tired of people not behaving and for a long time you did not see Willie or Cesar I think they were back stage discussing the cancellation of on going the show.

When contestants had been called to the stage they were not able to get up to the stage so Singing Bee and WOWWOWEE were canceled for the remainder of the night almost as soon as it was started it was over.

Col. Inking has a lot to say about what happened today as his police could not control the crowds.

Looy to all those contestants who auditioned to have a part.

I had text Cesar tonight that i felt it was safer in the long run for the decision they had made in stopping the show into its almost beginning its second hour.

Well it took a few hundred to ruin it for thousands of people I hope the ones who were gate crashers and  those who had stage stampeded are happy with what they did as it caused the shows hostesses to stop the show before it could really be started are truly happy as many of us stood long hours in the heat waiting for our seats.

Maajo lang nga cancelled ang show kay delikado ug mapareha sa nahitabo sa ULTRA.
#733
Happy bday Alfonso!
#734
Congrats Madam Raq! Hinayhinayi na pud pagawas dire sa TB ang pics ni Baby Jacob.
#735
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: What Did You Do Today?
August 03, 2009, 08:31:48 PM
Quote from: Angie Gulle on August 03, 2009, 01:33:15 PM
Hahahaha! Every Thursday ra na sya Ate.

Joke lng. Maajo pa diha Day kay ipanghatag lang ang pan. Dire intawon sa Pinas d ta kakaon ug pan ug way kwarta. Ang 1 peso nga pandesal mora ra pod kadako ko 1 peso coin.
#736
Youtube Replay / Re: Lingaw Nga Kasal
August 03, 2009, 08:25:40 PM
Quote from: kiamoy on August 03, 2009, 12:57:04 PM
te basin naka disable mo java ..use mozilla firefox te..


Hahaha....Nakakita na ko Day. Makalingaw jud. Kun sa Bohol pa ang kasal maajo siguro kuradang ang itugtog inig march para bibo pod.
#737
Quote from: mistyeyed on August 03, 2009, 08:05:04 PM



Puedi ra pod pangayo-on kanag salin sa binarbqhan para free. ;D

O pud. Mas maajo hinuon na inusnos sa nawong kay dali mokatag.
#738
Eyeball / Re: Tubag Bohol Family (video)
August 03, 2009, 08:10:06 PM
Quote from: glacier_71 on August 03, 2009, 07:08:10 PM
abi ni Candi, graze, nga mananagna pod ka sama ni Madam Auring. hahaha.

Di jud na tinood Sir Glace. Ningtahod lang jud ko mao nga mga Madams n Sirs ang tahod naho sa kadaghanan dire sa TB.
#739
Eyeball / Re: Tubag Bohol Family (video)
August 03, 2009, 08:07:12 PM
Quote from: grazie7y on August 03, 2009, 12:52:06 PM
Ayaw lagi madam2x ba kay pareha TB sisters bya ta!

Unsa man ahong pwede itawag nimo? Sis na lang, ok ba? Mauwaw man gud ko nimo kay admin man ka.
#740
Question and Answer / Re: Unsay Imong Gikaon Karon?
August 03, 2009, 08:04:44 PM
adobong manok
#741
Quote from: willmerit on August 03, 2009, 02:56:54 PM
tag5 pa ba diay ang putos sa uling karon?  murag tag10 naman siguro

Pwede gihapon siguro ang 5, katunga sa tag 10.Hehehe...
#742
Appreciating his good points and understanding his weaknesses
#743
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: What Did You Do Today?
August 03, 2009, 12:49:48 PM
Quote from: Angie Gulle on August 03, 2009, 08:54:07 AM
Naningkaykay tawon aron makakaon.

Aha, kahibawo ko kun asa ka naningkaykay. Nangajo na pod ka ug daghang pan sa bakeshop noh?
#744
Youtube Replay / Re: Lingaw Nga Kasal
August 03, 2009, 12:45:06 PM
Inday Kiams, asa man ang video ani na kasal? D man makita.
#745
Quote from: ms da binsi on August 03, 2009, 12:34:50 PM
candi ang uling karon mahal na kaajo! murag tag 50 pesos naman tingali ang kilo? kinilo ba na?


Kinilo or sinako na ang uling Madam pero makapalit pa gihapon ug 5 pesos siguro mga napulo na lng siguro kalugas. Hehehe...
#746
Quote from: glacier_71 on August 03, 2009, 10:02:05 AM
anha jud maila, unsa kanindot ning maong item...moabot man gihapon nag pila ka-libo basta daghang mag-apas. problema ana ron kung mosangit sa 5 pesos ang bidding. hahaha. di ra igo ang 5 pesos ipalit og pintal sa nawong kay itabon sa kauwaw. hehehe.

Pwede na nang 5 pesos ipalit ug uling inusnos sa nawong.
#747
Eyeball / Re: Tubag Bohol Family (video)
August 03, 2009, 12:25:01 PM
Quote from: grazie7y on August 03, 2009, 12:21:59 PM
candi, don't you worry di lagi ka kalimtan.  ikaw pa na good girl! hehehe

Thanks Madam Grazie!
#748
Eyeball / Re: Tubag Bohol Family (video)
August 03, 2009, 12:01:04 PM
Quote from: Ginger on April 26, 2009, 04:08:36 PM
yes, but not right now. i have to wait for the others to send their pics.
editing a video is not simple as copying and pasting. ;D

Miss Ginger ajaw intawon pod ko kalimti ug pilit ahong nawong sa video.
#749
Quote from: hubag bohol on August 02, 2009, 10:13:43 PM
Mao ni duha ka sine bahin sa duha ka klase sa kinatawo, este, tawo diay.  ;D



Bitaw noh!
#750
Love Talk / Re: When Was The Last Time You Cried?
August 02, 2009, 10:09:56 PM
Ganiha pagtan-aw naho sa The Buzz kahilak pod ko ug apil while giinterview si Kris Aquino.
#751
Ako pod mopila na pod ug apil. Dia gabitbit nako sa ahong daghan nga tig 10 sentimos para iplete.
#752
Nakakita ko ug Binisaya translation ani sa ahong email. Moot kaajo basahon.


ENGLISH MOVIE TITLES - CEBUANO TRANSLATIONS

1.Black Hawk Down - Naay Kabog sa Silong

2.Dead Man's Chest - Atngal sa Laki nga Namatay

3.Million Dollar Baby â€" Anak ni Bill Gates

4.Mary Poppins - Nibuto si Maria

5.Snakes on a Plane - Nag-eroplano ang Akong Traydor nga Higala

6.The Postman Always Rings Twice - Tao Sa Poste Nabagtingan ug 
                                    Kaduha                 
7.Sum of All Fears - Pundok sa mga Hadlokan

8.Swordfish - Tinadtad nga Isda

9.Pretty Woman - "Akong Uyab"

10.Robin Hood, Men in Tights - Robin Hood ug ang mga Kuyog, Bugdo             
                                 ug gisul-ob
11.Four Weddings and a Funeral - Kaupat Nagpakasal sa Patay

12.The Good, the Bad and the Ugly - Ako, Ikaw, Kamong Tanan

13.Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone - Adik si Harry ug shabu

14.Click - Gituslok

15.Brokeback Mountain - Buktot sa Bukid

16.The Day of the Dead - Kalag-kalag

17.Waterworld - Tubig-tubig

18.There's Something About Mary - Naay kuan si Maria sa iyang kuan

19.Employee of the Month - Ang Sipsip

20.Resident Evil - Akong Ugangan Niipon Namo

21.Kill Bill - Patya ang Maningil og Bayad sa Utang

22.Nightmare Before Christmas - Giorum sa wa pay Pasko

23.Never Been Kissed - Bati'g Nawong

24.Gone in 60 Seconds - Daling Nagawsan, Nidagan

25.The Fast and the Furious - Nabitin, Nasuko

26.Too Fast, Too Furious - Nabitin na sad, Nisamot Kasuko

27.Beauty and the Beast - Akong Uyab ug ang Among Silingan

28.Die Hard - Gahi Mamatay

29.Die Hard, With A Vengeance - Nanimaos kay sa Pagpatay ning Gahi

30.Lost In Space - Wa Katugpa

31.Paycheck - Sweldo

32.What Lies Beneath - Namakak sa Silong

33.Superman, The Return - Si Superman Nibalik, Nahabilin ang Dyaki

34.Cinderella Man - b***t d i si Cinderella

35.Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Charlie ug ang Iyang     
                                       Pabrika sa Lapok

36.Blade Runner - Isnatsir ug Labaha

37.Schindler's List - Listahan sa Utang ni Schindler

38.Men In Black - Mga Laki nga Itom ug Bugan

39.X-Men, The Last Stand - Mga Laki nga Nabayot Kay di na Utgan

40.Wedding Crashers - Bag-ong Naminyo, nadisgrasya

41.The Day After Tomorrow - Balik lang Sunod Ugma

42.Catch Me If You Can  -  Gukod!

43.A Bug's Life - Ang Kinabuhi sa gamayng Buyog

44.Die Another Day - Basin Ugma pa Siya Mamatay

45.The Rock  -  Ang Shabu

46.Jaws  -  Panga
47.Back to the Future - Tuas likod ang Kaugmaon

48.In the Line of Fire - Nilatay sa Alambri nga Nagkayo

49.Saturday Night Fever - Sabado sa Gabii, Gihilantan

50.Stepmom - Tumbi si Mama

51.Police Academy - Iskwelahan sa mga  Dagkog Tiyan

52.The English Patient - Ang Pasyenteng nga Di Kahibao Magbinisaya

53.Man on Fire - Laki nga ni Tongtong sa Kayo

54.The Horse Whisperer - Dunay Gihunghung sa Kabayo

55.Dante's Peak - Ang Tumoy sa tudlo ni Dante

56.Legends of the Fall - Ang Istorya sa mga Nalamba

57.The Forgotten - Ang Nakalimtan nga Utang


************ ********* *
#753
Quote from: swakee on August 02, 2009, 12:10:03 AM
wa ko malingaw atong Katrina

pero si maricar whewww!!! she gave'em!

Mas grabe ang part 3 Madam noh!
#754
Quote from: swakee on August 01, 2009, 05:44:52 PM
Miss Candi, gi-locked na to nga topic kay juicy kaayu ang details, dili makaya sa mga viewers!

Ah mao ba. Thanks for the info.
#755
Quote from: Koddi Prudente on August 01, 2009, 05:33:26 PM
Di ba naa man sa ka sakit ang lami?

Hinoon basta panagsa lang pero kun sigesige na wa nay lami ang sakit.
#756
Bohol Directory / Re: Native Bohol Foods
August 01, 2009, 05:32:44 PM
Perti pud nang kinilaw nga baboy. Mura man pud tag wakwak ug mokaon ta ana.
#757
Quote from: Koddi Prudente on August 01, 2009, 05:11:10 PM
Kagahapon nakahapit ko'g police station. Dihay asawa nagpa blotter, gi reklamo iyang bana kay kulatahon siya labi na kon dili maka jerjer. Panagsa ra hinoon siya kulatahon. That means ang iya jud nga reklamo diay is dili siya papahuwayon, sigi lang siyang jerjeron, anytime, anywhere in the house. Grabe ang baba sa babaye, sigi gyud niyang gigamit ang "k" word.  Dili ba na hapdus Inday Raqz ug Miss Dabz, or naay natural defense mechanism to cushion the hapdus?

Ako una motubag Sir. Perteng louya jod ang kahimtang adtong bajeha. Ngeee, di jud ko kaagwanta ana. Hapdus jud na Sir uy labi na ug dry season. Di na mafeel ang lami kundi pain na jud.
#758
Rest in Peace Madam Cory....
#759
Quote from: balong on July 31, 2009, 06:54:01 PM
bisan unsa kalisod sa ahong gi agi-an, i stuck to the fight. i did not give up my dream .
mao nga mi asenso na ko ginagmay. gikan sa 3 days no eat, permanente na kong naay kaon. naa pa juy bonus. kay libreng salida man sa silingan. as i told you before, polos mi boto. way baje nga bedspacer. kalingaw lang mi pang lili sa silingang insik. bongbong ra may utlanan.

one more question before we proceed. nganong nang lili man mi. unsa bay gi buhat sa insik ug sa student didto sa kwarto sa taas sa tindahan. the best answer gets $100 prize thru western union

Syempre, naggitikgitik jud.
#760
Jokes and Humor / Re: Katawa pud mo diha ...
July 31, 2009, 06:50:03 PM
Quote from: fdaray on July 31, 2009, 03:54:53 PM


     

       ha.. ha....ha... ha..  ha..

Sir, mas maajo pay tangtangon ang nawong nga nagtabon sa orig nga face kay mas tsada tan-awon.
#761
Quote from: halfcrazy on July 31, 2009, 11:54:36 AM
Wala pud ko nakigsamok nimo Bella. We are just vocal. That's it. Don't figure me of having bologna between my legs, you're so bastos. Mao ra diay na kapunay nimo hunahunaon? Nakulangan ka sa imong banana?


Ajaw na pagbinastos Manang uy kay morag di na pod bagay sa imo edad sa ahong tan-aw. Be a role model pud namong mga younger TB members uy.
#762
Quote from: ms da binsi on July 31, 2009, 12:52:49 PM
sagdi lang Candi as long nga wa ka nangayo ug kwarta sa mga tawo. as long as wa ka mang limbong sa imong isig katawo. Naa ra man na nato Candi. gamay o daku nga sweldo naa ra jud na nato on how to manage that. Kay abi nimo daghan baja uban nga daghang dako ug sweldo pero naputos ra japun ug utang.

Sakto jud ka Madam. D bale gamay lng ug kinitaan basta bunga sa pagpaningkamot kay makatulog man ta ug sakto ug wa tay kahadlokan di sama sa mokita ka ug dako pero di nato hinaguan. Lab na ning ako work nga prone kaajo sa bribery, dijud ko mokagat ani kay mahadlok ko ug makarma sama sa uban nga pareha naho ug trabaho.
#763
Quote from: ms da binsi on July 30, 2009, 10:17:53 PM

i admire you candi. thats a good job dear.  i like that.

Good job lagi Madam pero kapoy kaajo ug gamay lang kaajo ang sweldo pero naningkamot gihapon ijawat makatabang ta sa ekonomiya sa Pinas pinaagi sa pagtabang sa mga exporters para makasulod intawon ang ilang produkto sa mga nasod nga nagrequire ug HACCP.
#765
Quote from: Koddi Prudente on July 30, 2009, 09:54:37 PM
Now, I remember. Suganob diay tong wife ni Cletus V.

O Sir, aho to sija maguwang.
#766
Quote from: ms da binsi on July 30, 2009, 09:54:57 PM

sus candi murag ako raman sad nag suot ana diri. mga puti di man manuot ana. mas mo prefer man sila ug fancy diri. singan ba.

sa una sa LA pa ko mga gatherings sa Pinoy sus nagkalandrakas ang mga alahas oi! but even then di na kaayo ko tig suot. akong mga associates mga puti man dayun di man tig suot ana mao nawala sad akong gana. plus si banana mo ingon nga "what is that for?" di daw nako tabunan ang akong beauty sa jewelries! ahee! ngek!!!

so never again.



Mao bitaw di na kinahanglan magtabon ug daghang mga jewelries ang atong mga beauties. He..he..he...

So, sa ahong pagtan-aw mga pinoy lang diay ang mga kanahan ug jewelries. Dis-a kaha pud ni nga trait namana noh?
#767
Quote from: Koddi Prudente on July 30, 2009, 09:39:45 PM
Way lami ang halo-halo didto kay dagku ang ice, ub-obon pa nimo; gawas pa, mas daghan ang klase-klase nga beans kaysa fruits. Adto na lang mo sa Garden Cafe, fresh fruits gyud, then pino ang ice. Gawas pa, matabangan pa nato ang mga deaf-mute sa Bohol. Kon tua ka sa ICM, lami pud ang halo-halo sa The Buzzz; medyo mahal lang, at P110, pero daghan man.

Musuway ko kaon diha Sir kun makauli ko ug Bohol puhon puhon.
#768
Quote from: ms da binsi on July 30, 2009, 09:34:48 PM

Ako Ange kay pul-anon mao nga fancy nalang akong suoton kay dali ra mapalit. ug dili mag buat ra ko.

Candi, nah di man jud ko tig suot ug tinuod nga jewelries, i have here gi lawa2x kay way gamit. I have no more desire to wear them bahala pa man ug mahal na.

Apir na ta  Ange...


Isuot lng gud pud panagsa kanang imong mga naggilakgilak nga alahas  Madam MsD samtang naa ka diha sa lugar nga way snatcher kay sayang pud nga gilawalawaan na man diay na.
#769
Sa Tanang di mosuot ug fancy jewelries BEWARE ug moari mo sa Manila. Labi na jud kadtong hilig magsuot ug dagko nga gold earrings ajaw na jud patuga-tuga ug suot ana dire sa Manila kay daghan na jud nga higayon ko ka kita ug gipangsnatch. Mga bata pa jud ang mga snatchers n mura ug di mga snatchers tan-awon kay mga limpiyo kaajo ug  dagway. Better wear your fancy earrings na lng jud kay basin magisi ang injong mga dunggan intawon.
#770
Ice cream is sooo  8)! Bisan unsa nga flavor basta ice cream.
#771
Usa intawon ko sa tig-inspect ug mga produkto nga gikan sa tubig (dagat, sapa, suba. lawa, etc.) aron makasiguro ta nga limpiyo ug de kalidad kining mga pagkaona gikan sa ilang gigikanan hangtod sa lamesa sa mokaon.
#772
Pwede ba moapil ani? Mangutana unta ko naa bay nakaila ug mga Suganob in any parts of Bohol. Kami ra man gud pamilya nga Suganob sa Candijay. Wa pud ko kahibawo ug Bol-anon ba ang among kagikan kay pinaangkan man gud ang ahong Lolo ug naglangyaw na pud sa laing dapit ang ijang mga igsoon sa dugay na kaajo nga panahon.
#773
Question and Answer / Re: Unsay Imong Gikaon Karon?
July 30, 2009, 08:46:07 PM
Kaon na pud ug sagul-sagol sa Kamay Kainan.
#774
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Mga Sulat na Sumbunganan
July 30, 2009, 08:42:16 PM
Quote from: mistyeyed on July 30, 2009, 08:24:47 PM
Mao nay resulta ug mo kaon ug dili iya. ;D ;D

Maka AIDS jud pod kadugajan Day noh.
#775
Quote from: calle on July 30, 2009, 02:03:53 PM
ingun-ingun nila - para adto na mo sakay sa zest air or cebu pacific. or adto mo sa kontra sa bana ni pureza botar inig election. (nadunggan lang ni nako ha, ako lang gipost for everyone's info)

tubag bohol!!!

Kinsa man na si Pureza uy? Wa man ko kaila nija.
#776
Quote from: hubag bohol on July 30, 2009, 01:55:52 PM
Pwede ba ang half-order nga halo-halo sa Chowking?


;D


O gud...kanang petite diay.
#777
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Mga Sulat na Sumbunganan
July 30, 2009, 08:12:54 PM
Quote from: mistyeyed on July 30, 2009, 08:07:24 PM




Hahaha. Nganlan nalang nato ug TT flu kay siya man ang unang nakakaon.Ang symptoms daw adto kay mag sige ra ug barog si TT di na mo gamay.hahaha.

Hahaha.... Aphrodisiac diay tong sakita!
#778
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Mga Sulat na Sumbunganan
July 30, 2009, 08:03:30 PM
Quote from: mistyeyed on July 30, 2009, 07:37:56 PM

Sige T, imo-on nalang tong kabawa,kahibalo baka nga masakiton to noh,kakaon kas sakit adto.hahaha.

Unsang sakita Day Misty? Carabao's flu?
#779
Bohol Directory / Re: Native Bohol Foods
July 29, 2009, 10:02:36 PM
Quote from: Koddi Prudente on July 29, 2009, 09:58:24 PM
The best ko moluto ana. Ambot kapila na maglaway si ms da binsi ana basta naa sa pikas thread. 

Sir lutoi ko bi unja ipa lbc lng. Naglaway jud ko maghuna-huna ana.
#780
Bohol Directory / Re: Native Bohol Foods
July 29, 2009, 09:56:26 PM
Quote from: bugsay on July 29, 2009, 09:53:47 PM
humba nag nangka...dili baboy..

Aguy gimingaw na jud ko ug humbang nangka nga butangan ug achuete. Kalami jud!
#781
Quote from: Koddi Prudente on July 29, 2009, 09:50:20 PM
Mangolekta sab ko ana. Wala ko kahibalo sa ngalan anang tanoma. Broad-leaf weed na siya nga mamulak og blue/violet bell-shaped corolla. "Dehiscent pod" ang iyang bunga, mga one inch, black ang outer coating.  Daghan ni siya sa hilang nga kasagingan ug ilawom sa kalubihan. Paka-paka gyud basta daghan. Daghanon pud ang laway, ha ha ha.

Ang amo buhaton ani sauna among iponon sa lata unja bubuan ug tubig den tabunan . Sus perti jud pakapaka mora pud lagi ug paboto sa bag-ong tuig.
#782
Quote from: willmerit on July 29, 2009, 01:33:03 PM
unsa gani to pangalan anang mutubo bitaw sa ibabaw sa amorsiko or balili ba na nga ug imong ibutang sa luwa magpakapaka.  mao pod ng among kalaki sa una, manguha mi ana unja isig ijahay ug luwa unja iitsa to sila mubuto man malipay nami adto kay maglumba ug kinsay makauna ug kahurot pagbuto.

Tambor man tingali ang tawag anang moboto nga bunga sa sagbot.
#783
Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on July 29, 2009, 04:16:01 AM
Mga duwa nga exclusive sa mga baje(babae) sa una kanang magkulong kulong ug buhok or magkulot gamit tong dahon sa balanghoy ug magkotex kotex gamit ang bunga sa unsa man tong tanuman basta puwa ug bunga unja naa pud tong tanum nga green ug bunga ug imong inusnus sa koko perti ka sinaw murag nagkotex jud nuon ka ug colorless.Mag maestra maestra ug magtinda tinda ang kwarta bagaw(wrappe) sa snow bear ug ubang candy ang sinsilyo bagaw sa balisaha nga kinhason,unya mag nanay nanay pud ug maglaba laba.


Achuete to sija Madam,kanang gamiton pampacolor sa humbang nangka. Makalimot na pod ko sa ngan adtong tanom nga colorless ang duga nga pwede pod icutex.
#784
Quote from: Koddi Prudente on July 29, 2009, 01:37:38 AM
That's my favorite game. Maligo sa uwan. Mangita asa ang kinakusgan nga sandayong. Usually gikan sa gutter sa simbahan. Magtu'od-tu-od kay mag-ilog og patungod sa tubig. Magpiniskanay. Then mo-dive sa sagbot nga naa nay pool of water. Magtampisaw.  Hangtud 12 years old ko maligo sa uwan nga au naturelle, hubo gyud, way malisya. In public view "pawson" ang amoa unya limpyohan sa tiktik, ha ha ha! Di na na mahimo sa mga 12 years old karon kay sayo gitun-an pagka malisyoso.  

Pareha jud ta Sir Koddi sa simbahan pud mi sige kaligo ug uwan kay kaniadto wa ma lagi gutter ang atop sa among balay kay nipa ra man lagi intawon. Pero wa napud na sa amo nga time nang mga boys nga naglimpyo-limpyo sa ilaha kay morag naa nay malice ang mga bata adto nga time.
#785
Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on July 29, 2009, 11:17:37 AM
Sir Daray permi man lagi ko mangihi aring kahoy sa among likod kay kapoy na mosulod ka balik sa balay perti man nuong panahon himsog tan awon.Bitaw shock na akong bana sa una kay ug mangihi ko kay di na mangita ug toilet oi ug naay punuan sa kahoy or labong tanaman adto pasalipod.Bilib akong bana kay dili gyud daw na mabuhat sa mga american diri hehehhe. Nakatag ing akong anak baje nako mao kas a ila grandma nagbantay murag nakakita ug horror movie kay ingpatil is raman gyud akong anak sa iyang atubangan didto sa among backyard. Gitudluan intawon ni akong anak sa apuhan nga bad lagi daw kono to pero wala sila kabalo nakalearn diay siguro ni sila nako.
Ang akong pear tree nuon nga daghan man na ug bunga sa previous year maihap ra ang bunga karon kay permi man ko magpatungod ug sahay mangihi sad didto sa punuan. Pero dili ko motuo ani nihit ra jud siguro ang bunga sa akong pear tree karon nga tuig.

Namoot jud ko kaajo Madam Raq uy. Imo man gud gidala diha ang atong mga unique nga binuhatan.
#786
Quote from: hubag bohol on July 28, 2009, 07:37:49 AM
One time nakatilaw kog Russian dried fish, wala man manimaho parehas sa atoa. Ambut kaha giunsa nila pagpauga. Dili ba kaha pud sa klase sa isda.

Sa aho pagtoo Manoy Bots di man tingali depende sa klase sa isda kay tanang klase nga buwad  sa atoa baho man. Basin kadtong imo gikaon gidry to using mechanical/electric dryer. Kay ug sun-dried gud magdepende ra man gud sa init sa adlaw mao nga ug way klarong init ma putrid jud ang baho. Nakatilaw ko ug buwad nga produkto sa usa ka HACCP certified nga planta dire sa Mla. di jud baho kay mechanical dryer man ilang gamit.
#787
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: What Did You Do Today?
July 28, 2009, 09:04:03 PM
Naniudto lang sa Tagaytay unja nag-agwanta sa trapik pabalik sa Mla.
#788
Quote from: Koddi Prudente on July 28, 2009, 08:38:03 PM
Ang mga duwa sa una gender classified (hasta ron). Naay exclusive sa baje, naay poy sa laki ra jud. Kon ang laki mag maring-maring, kuro, jackstone, etc. mabayot inig ka daku. Kon ang baje manirador, ma tomboy inig ka daku. 






Tinood jud na Sir Koddi. Di man gud pud magkasinabot ang mga bata nga laki ug baje. Kami sauna ang amo grupo puro girls mi unja naa pud mi mga silingan puro boys nga grupo. Dili mi magpaapil sa mga boys ug magbaybay mi kay magbinastos ang mga boys kadugayan namong duwa. So ang himoon sa mga boys pirme sila magsamoksamok hangtod maguba ang among baybay. Basta manggibugno lagi.
#789
Quote from: catalina on July 28, 2009, 05:25:55 PM
ako galapwa og tansan kay ako gipahigop ang sabaw sa ako 4 ka manghod laki kay dili maminaw panaw gon og pani odto kay tuman ra tuksi


Ha..ha..ha..Rich in iron man hinuon pud tong sabaw sa tansan.
#790
Wa pa lagi pud koy cash kay sa katapusan pa ang sweldo. Magbuak na lng ko sa ahong piggy bank nga tag 25 centavos ang sulod kay murag bug-at na pud to.
#792
 Makahilak man pud ta ani uy!
#793
Talk of the Town / GMA's 9th SONA
July 27, 2009, 09:57:34 PM
Transcript of President Arroyo's State of Nation Address, July 27, 2009

abs-cbnNEWS.com | 07/27/2009 5:08 PM



Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, good afternoon. Before I begin my report to the nation, please join me first in a moment of prayer for President Cory Aquino.

Thank you, Speaker Nograles, Senate President Enrile, Senators, Representatives, Vice President de Castro, President Ramos, Chief Justice Puno, Ambassadors, friends:

The past twelve months have been a year for the history books. Financial meltdown in the West spread throughout the world.

Tens of millions lost their jobs; billions across the globe have been hurtâ€"the poor always harder than the rich. No one was spared..

It has affected us already. But the story of the Philippines in 2008 is that the country weathered a succession of global crises in fuel, in food, then in finance and finally the economy in a global recession, never losing focus and with economic fundamentals intact.

A few days ago, Moody’s has just announced the upgrade of our credit rating, citing the resilience of our economy. The state of our nation is a strong economy. Good news for our people, bad news for our critics.

I did not become President to be popular. To work, to lead, to protect and preserve our country, our people, that is why I became President. When my father left the Presidency, we were second to Japan. I want our Republic to be ready for the first world in 20 years.

Towards that vision, we made key reforms. Our economic plan centers on putting people first. Higit sa lahat ang layunin ng ating mga patakaran ay tulungan ang masipag na karaniwang Pilipino. New tax revenues were put in place to help pay for better healthcare, more roads, a strong education system. Housing policies were designed to lift up our poorest citizens so they can live and raise a family with dignity. Ang ating mga puhunan sa agrikultura ay naglalayong kilalanin ang ating mga magsasaka bilang backbone ng ating bansa, at bigyan sila ng mga modernong kagamitan to feed our nation and feed their own family..

Had we listened to the critics of those policies, had we not braced ourselves for the crisis that came, had we taken the easy road much preferred by politicians eyeing elections, this country would be flat on its back. It would take twice the effort just to get it back again on its feetâ€"to where we are now because we took the responsibility and paid the political price of doing the right thing. For standing with me and doing the right thing, thank you, Congress.

The strong, bitter and unpopular revenue measures of the past few years have spared our country the worst of the global financial shocks. They gave us the resources to stimulate the economy. Nabigyan nila ang pinakamalaking pagtaas ng IRA ng mga LGU na P40 billion itong taon, imparting strength throughout the country and at every level of government.

Compared to the past, we have built more and better infrastructure, including those started by others but left unfinished. The Subic-Clark-Tarlac Expressway is a prime example of building better roads. It creates wealth as the flagship of the Subic-Clark corridor.

We have built airports of international standard, upgraded domestic airports, built seaports and the RORO system. I ask Congress for a Philippine Transport Security Authority Law..

Some say that after this SONA, it will be all politics. Sorry, but there’s more work..

Sa telecommunications naman, inatasan ko ang Telecommunications Commission na kumilos na tungkol sa mga sumbong na dropped calls at mga nawawalang load sa cellphone. We need to amend the Commonwealth-era Public Service Law. And we need to do it now..

Kung noong nakaraan, lumakas ang electronics, today we are creating wealth by developing the BPO and tourism sectors as additional engines of growth. Electronics and other manufactured exports rise and fall in accordance with the state of the world economy. But BPO remains resilient. With earnings of $6 billion and employment of 600,000, the BPO phenomenon speaks eloquently of our competitiveness and productivity. Let us have a Department of ICT..

In the last four years tourism almost doubled. It is now a $5 billion industry.

Our reforms gave us the resources to protect our people, our financial system and our economy from the worst of shocks that the best in the west failed to anticipate..

They gave us the resources to do reforms para palawakin ang suportang panlipunan and enhance spending power. For helping me raise salaries through joint resolution, thank you Congress.

Cash handouts give the most immediate relief and produce the widest stimulating effect. Nakikinabang ang 700,000 na pinakamahihirap na pamilya sa programang Pantawid Pamilya.

Our preference is to invest in projects with the same stimulus effects but also with long-term contributions to national progress..

Sa pagpapamahagi ng milyun-milyong ektaryang lupa, 700,000 na katutubo at mahigit isang milyong benepisyaryo ng CARP ay taas-noong may-ari na ng sariling lupa. Hinihiling ko sa Kongreso na ipasa agad ang pagpapalawig ng CARP, at dapat ma-condone ang P42 billion na land reform liabilities dahil 18% lamang ang nabayaran mula 1972. Napapanahon dahil it will unfreeze the rural property market. Ang mahal kong ama ang nag-emancipate ng mga magsasaka. Ii-mancipate naman natin ngayon ang titulo..

Nakinabang ang pitong milyong entrepreneurs sa P165 billion na microfinance. Nakinabang ang 1,000 sa economic resiliency plan. Kasama natin ngayon ang isa sa kanila, si Gigi Gabiola. Dating household service worker sa Dubai, ngayon siya ay nagtatrabaho sa DOLE. Good luck, Gigi.

Nakinabang ang isang milyong pamilya sa programang pabahay at palupa, mula sa PAG-IBIG, NHA, community mortgage program, certificates of lot awards, at saka yung inyong Loan Condonation and Restructuring Act..

Our average inflation is the lowest since 1966. Last June, it dropped to 1.5%. Paano nakamit ito? Proper policies lowered interest rates, which lowered costs to business and consumers.

Dahil sa ating mga reporma, nakaya nating ibenta ang bigas NFA sa P18.25 per kilo kahit tumaas ang presyo sa labas mula P17.50 hanggang P30 dahil sa kakulangan ng supply sa mundo. Habang, sa unang pagkakataon, naitaas ang pamimili ng palay sa mga magsasaka, P17 mula sa P11.

Dahil sa ating mga reporma, nakaya nating mamuhunan sa pagkainâ€"anticipating an unexpected global food crisis. Nakagawa tayo ng libu-libong kilometro ng farm-to-market roads at kasama ng pribadong sector, natubigan ang dalawang milyong ektarya. Mga Badjao gaya ni Tarnati Dannawi ay tinuruan ng modernong mariculture. Umabot na sa P180,000 ang kinita niya mula noong nakaraang taon. Congratulations, Tarnati. We will help more fisherfolk shift to fish farming with a budget of P1 billion.

Dahi dumarami na naman daw ang pamilyang nagugutom, mamumuhunan tayo ng bago sa Hunger Mitgation program na nakitang mabisa. Tulungan nito ako dito Kongreso.

Mula noong 2001, Nanawagan tayo ng mas murang gamot. Nagbebenta na tayo ng mga gamot na kalahating presyo sa libu-libong Botika ng Bayan at Botika ng Barangay sa maraming dako ng bansa. Our efforts prodded the pharmaceutical companies to come up with low-cost generics and brands like RiteMed. I supported the tough version of the House of the Cheaper Medicine Law. I supported it over the weak version of my critics. The result: the drug companies volunteered to bring down drug prices, slashing by half the prices of 16 drugs. Thank you, Congressman Cua, Alvarez, Biron and Locsin..

Pursuant to law, I am placing other drugs under a maximum retail price. To those who want to be President, this advice: If you want something done, do it hard, do it well. Don’t pussyfoot. Just do it. Don't say bad words in public.

Sa health insurance, sakop na ang 86% ng ating populasyon.

Sa Rent Control Law ng 2005 hanggang 2008, hanggang sampung porsyento lang maaaring itaas taon-taon ang upa. Iyong kakapirma nating batas naglagay ng isang taong moratorium, tapos pitong porsyento lang ang maaaring itaas. Salamat, Kongreso..

Noong isang taon, nabiyayaan ng tig-P500 ang mahigit pitong milyong tahanan bilang Katas ng Pantawid Koryente para sa mga small electricity users..
Iyong power rates, ang EPIRA natin ang pangmatagalang sagot. EPIRA dismantled monopoly. But minana natin iyong power purchase agreements under preceding administrations, so hindi pa natin makuha iyong buong intended effect. Pero happy na rin tayo, dahil isang taon na lamang iyan. The next generation will benefit from low prices from our EPIRA. Thank you.

Samantala, umabot na sa halos lahat ng barangay ang elektrisidad. We increased indigenous energy from 48% to 58%. Nakatipid tayo sa dollars tapos malaki pa ang na-reduce pa iyong oil consumption. The huge reduction in fossil fuel is the biggest proof of energy independence and environmental responsibility. Further reduction will come with the implementation of the Renewable Energy Act.and the Biofuels Act..again, thank you.

The next generation will also benefit from our lower public debt to GDP ratio. It declined from 78% in 2000 to 55% in 2008. We cut in half the debt of government corporations from 15% to 7. Likewise foreign debt from 73% to 32%. Kung meron man tayong malaking kaaway na tinalo, walang iba kundi ang utang, iyong foreign debt. Past administrations conjured the demon of foreign debt. We exorcised it..

The market grows economies. A free market, not a free-for-all.

To that end, we improved our banking system to complement its inherent conservatism. The Bangko Sentral has been prudent. Thank you, Governor Tetangco, for being so effective. The BSP will be even more effective if Congress will amend its Charter..

We worked on the Special Purpose Vehicle Act, reducing non-performing loans from 18% to 4% and improving loan-deposit ratios..

Our new Securitization Law did not encourage the recklessness that brought down giant banks and insurance companies elsewhere and laid their economies to waste. In fact, it monitors and regulates the new-fangled financial schemes. Thank you, Congress..

We will work to increase tax effort through improved collections and new sin taxes to further our capacity to reduce poverty and pursue growth. Revenue enhancement must come from the Department of Finance plugging leaks and catching tax and customs cheats. I call on tax-paying citizens and tax-paying businesses: help the BIR and Customs spot those cheats…

Taxes should come from alcohol and tobacco and not from books. Tax hazards to lungs and livers, do not tax minds. Ang kita mula sa buwis sa alak at sigarilyo ay dapat pumunta sa kalusugan at edukasyon. Sa kalusugan, pondohan ang Philhealth premiums ng pinakamahihirap. Ponhodhan ang mas maraming classroom at computers...

Pardon my partiality for the teaching profession. I was a teacher..

Kaya namuhunan tayo ng malaki sa edukasyon at skills training..

Ang magandang edukasyon ay susi sa mas mabuting buhay, the great equalizer that allows every young Filipino a chance to realize their dreams.

Nagtayo tayo ng 95,000 na silid-aralan, nagdagdag ng 60,000 na guro, naglaan ng P1.5 billion para sa teacher training, especially for 100,000 English teachers. Isa sa pinakamahirap na Millennium Development Goals ay iyong Edukasyon para sa Lahat pagdating ng 2015, na nangunguhulugang lahat ng nasa edad ay nasa grade school. Halos walang bansang nakakatupad nito. Ngunit nagsisikap tayo. Binaba natin ang gastos ng pagpasok. Nagtayo tayo ng mga eskwela sa higit isang libong barangay na dati walang eskwelahan, upang makatipid ng gastos ng pasahe ang mga bata. Tinanggal natin ang miscellaneous fees para sa primary school.

Hindi na kailangan ang uniporme sa mga estudyante sa public schools.

We assist financially half of all students in private high schools..

We have provided 600,000 college and post-graduate scholarships. One of them Mylene Amerol-Macumbal, finished Accounting at MSU-IIT, went to law school, and placed second in the last bar exams--the first Muslim woman bar topnotcher. Congratulations.

In technical education and skills training, we have invested three times that of three previous administrations combined. Narito si Jennifer Silbor, isa sa sampung milyong trainee. Natuto siya ng medical transcription. Now, as an independent contractor and lecturer for transcriptions in Davao, kumikita siya ng P18,000 bawat buwan. Good job.

The Presidential Task Force on Education headed by Jesuit educator Father Bienvenido Nebres has come out with the Main Education Highway towards a Knowledge-Based Economy. It envisions seamless education from basic to vocational school or college..

It seeks to mainstream early childhood development in basic education. Our children are our most cherished possession. In their early years we must make sure they get a healthy start in life. They must receive the right food for a healthy body, the right education for a bright and inquiring mindâ€"and the equal opportunity for a meaningful job..

For college admission, the Task Force recommends mandatory Scholastic Aptitude Tests. It also recommends that private higher education institutions and state universities and colleges should be harmonized. It also recommends that CHED will oversee of local universities and colleges. For professions seeking international recognitionâ€"engineering, architecture, accountancy, pharmacy and physical therapyâ€"it recommends radical reform: 10 years of basic education, two years of pre-university, three years of university.

Our educational system should make the Filipino fit not just for whatever jobs happen to be on offer today, but also for whatever economic challenge life will throw in their way..

Sa hirap at ginhawa, ang ating overseas Filipinos ay pinapatatag ang ating bansa. Iyong padala nilang $16 billion noong isang taon ay record. Itong taon, mas mataas pa..

I know that this is not a sacrifice joyfully borne. This is work where it can be foundâ€"in faraway places, among strangers with different cultures. It is lonely work, it is very hard work..

Kaya nagsisikap tayong lumikha ng mga trabahong maganda ang bayad dito sa atin so that overseas work will just be a career choice, not the only option for a hardworking Filipino in search of a better life.

Meanwhile, we should make their sacrifices worthwhile. Dapat gumawa tayo ng mga mas malakas na paraan upang proteksyonan at palawak ang halaga ng kanilang pinagsikapang sweldo. That means stronger consumer protection for OFWs investing in property and products back home. Para sa kanila, pinapakilos natin ang Investors Protection Task Force.

Hindi ako nag-aatubiling bisitahin ang ating taong bayan at ang kanilang mga hosts sa buong mundo â€" mula Hapon.hanggang Brazil, mula Europa at Middle East hanggang sa American Midwest, nakikinig sa kanilang mga problema at pangangailangan, inaalam kung paano matulungan sila n gating pamahalaanâ€"-by working out better policies on migrant labor, or by saving lives and restoring liberty.

Pagpunta ko sa Saudi, pinatawad ni Haring Abdullah ang pitong daang OFW na nasa preso. Pinuno nila ang isang buong eroplano at umuwi kasama ko.

Mula sa ating State Visit to Spain, it has become our biggest European donor. At si Haring Juan Carlos ay nakikipag-usap sa ibang mga bansa para sa ating mga namomoblemang OFW. Ganoon di si Sheikh Khalifa, ang Prime Minister ng Bahrain.

Pagpunta ko sa Kuwait, Emir al-Sabah commuted death sentences.

We thank all the world leaders who have shown compassion to our OFWs, Maraming salamat po.

Our vigorous international engagement has helped bring in foreign investment. Net foreign direct investments multiplied 15 times during our administration.

Our vigorous international engagement has helped bring in foreign investment. Net foreign direct investments multiplied 15 times during our administration. Kasama ng ating mga OFWs, they more than doubled our foreign exchange reserves. Pinalakas ang ating piso at naiwasan ang lubhang pagtaas ng presyo. They upgraded our credit because while the reserves of our peers shrunk our reserves grew by $3 billion.

Our international engagement has also corrected historical injustice. The day we visited Washington, Senator Daniel Inouye successfully sponsored benefits for our veterans as part of America’s fiscal stimulus package.

I have accepted the invitation of President Obama to be the first Southeast Asian leader to meet him at the White House, this week.

That he sought us the Philippines testifies to our strong and deep ties.

High on our agenda will be peace and security issues. Terrorism: how to meet it, how to end it, how to address its roots in injustice and prejudiceâ€"and most and always how to protect lives.

We will also discuss nuclear non-proliferation. The Philippines will chair the review of the nuclear weapons non-proliferation Treaty in New York in May 2010. The success of the talks will be a major diplomatic achievement for us.

There is a range of other issues we will discuss, including the global challenge of climate change, especially the threat to countries with long coastlines. And there is the global recession, its worse impact on poor people, and the options that can spare them from the worst.

In 2008 up to the first quarter of 2009 we stood among only a few economies in Asia-Pacific that did not shrink. Compare this in 2001, when some of my current critics were driven out by people power, Asia was then surging but our country was on the brink of bankruptcy.

Since then, our economy has posted uninterrupted growth for 33 quarters; more than doubled its size from $76 billion to $186 billion. The average GDP growth from 2001 to the first quarter of 2009 is the highest in 43 years.

Bumaba ang bilang ng nagsasabing mahihirap sila, mula 59% sa 47%. Kahit na lumaki ang ating populasyon, nabawasan ng dalawang milyon ang bilang ng mahihirap. GNP per capita rose from a Third World $967 to $2,051. Lumikha tayo ng walong milyong trabaho, an average of a million per year, much, much more than at any other time.

In sum:

1. We have a strong economy in a strong fiscal position to withstand political shocks.
2. We built new modern infrastructure and completed unfinished ones.
3. The economy is more fair to the poor than ever before.
4. We are building a sound base for the next generation.
5. International authorities have taken notice that we are safer from environmental degradation and man-made disasters.

As a country in the path of typhoons and in the Pacific Rim of Fire, we must be as prepared as the latest technology permits to anticipate natural calamities when that is possible; to extend immediate and effective relief when it is not….The mapping of flood- and landslide-prone areas is almost complete. Early warning, forecasting and monitoring systems have been improved, with weather tracking facilities in Subic, Tagaytay, Mactan, Mindanao, Pampanga.

We have worked on flood control infrastructure like those for Pinatubo, Agno, Laoag, and Abucay, which will pump the run off waters from Quezon City and Tondo flooding Sampaloc. This will help relieve hundreds of hectares in this old city of its age-old woe.

Patuloy naman iyong sa Camanava, dagdag sa Pinatubo, Iloilo, Pasig-Marikina, Bicol River Basin, at mga river basin ng Mindanao.

The victims of typhoon Frank in Panay should receive their long-overdue assistance package. I ask Congress to pass the SNITS Law.

Namana natin ang pinakamatagal ng rebelyon ng Komunista sa buong mundo.

Si Leah de la Cruz isa sa labindalawang libong rebel returnee. Sixteen pa lang siya nang sumali sa NPA. Naging kasapi sa regional White Area Committee, napromote sa Leyte Party Committee Secretary. Nahuli noong 2006. She is now involved in an LGU-supported handicraft livelihood training of former rebels. We love you, Leah!

There is now a good prospect for peace talks both with both the Communist Party of the Philippines and the MILF, with whom we are now on ceasefire.

We inherited an age-old conflict in Mindanao, exacerbated by a politically popular but near-sighted policy of massive retaliation. This only provoked the other side to continue the war.

In these two internal conflicts, ang tanong ay hindi, “Sino ang mananalo?” kundi, bakit ba kailangang mag-away ang kapwa Pilipino tungkol sa mga isyu na alam ng dalawang panig over issues na malulutas naman sa paraang demokratiko.

There is nothing more that I would wish for than peace in Mindanao. It will be a blessing for all its people, Muslim, Christian and lumads. It will show other religiously divided communities that there can be common ground on which to live together in peace, harmony and cooperation that respects each other’s religious beliefs.

At sa lahat ng dako ng bansa, kailangan nating protektahan an gating mamamayan kontra sa krimen -- in their homes, in their neighborhoods, in their communities. How shall crime be fought? Through the five pillars of justice. We call on Congress to fund more policemen on the streets.

Real government is about looking beyond the vested to the national interest, setting up the necessary conditions to enable the next, more enabled and more empowered generation to achieve a country as prosperous, a people as content, as ours deserve to be.

The noisiest critics of constitutional reform tirelessly and shamelessly attempted Cha-Cha when they thought they could take advantage of a shift in the form of government. Now that they feel they cannot benefit from it, they oppose it.

As the process of fundamental political reform begins, let us address the highest exercise of democracy.voting!

In 2001, I said we would finance fully automated elections. We got it, thanks to Congress.

At the end of this speech I shall step down from this stage, but not from the Presidency. My term does not end until next year. Until then, I will fight for the ordinary Filipino. The nation comes first. There is much to do as head of stateâ€"to the very last day.

A year is a long time. Patuloy ang pamumuhunan sa tinatawag na three E’s ng ekonomiya, environment at edukasyon. There are many perils that we must still guard against.

A man-made calamity is already upon us, global in scale. As I said earlier, so far we have been spared its worst effects but we cannot be complacent. We only know that we have generated more resources on which to draw, and thereby created options we could take. Thank God we did not let our critics stop us.

As the campaign unfolds and the candidates take to the airwaves, I ask them to talk more about how they will build up the nation rather than tear down their opponents. Our candidates must understand the complexities of our government and what it takes to move the country forward. Give the electorate real choices and not just sweet talk.

Meanwhile, I will keep a steady hand on the tiller, keeping the ship of state away from the shallows some prefer, and steering it straight on the course I set in 2001.

Ang ating taong bayan ay masipag at maka-Diyos. These qualities are epitomized in someone like Manny Pacquiao.Manny trained tirelessly, by the book, with iron discipline, with the certain knowledge that he had to fight himself, his weaknesses first, before he could beat his opponent. That was the way to clinch his victories and his ultimate title: ang pinakadakilang boksingero sa kasaysayan.Mabuhay ka, Manny!

However much a President wishes it, a national problem cannot be knocked out with a single punch. A president must work with the problem as much as against it, and turn it into a solution if I can.

There isn’t a day I do not work at my job or a waking moment when I do not think through a work-related problem. Even my critics cannot begrudge the long hours I put in. Our people deserve-a-government that works just as hard as they do.

A President must be on the job 24/7, ready for any contingency, any crisis, anywhere, anytime.

Everything right can be undone by even a single wrong. Every step forward must be taken in the teeth of political pressures and economic constraints that could push you two steps back-if-you flinch and falter. I have not flinched, I have not faltered. Hindi ako umaatras sa hamon.

And I have never done any of the things that have scared my worst critics so much. They are frightened by their own shadows.

In the face of attempted coups, I issued emergency proclamations just in case. But I was able to resolve these military crises with the ordinary powers of my office. My critics call it dictatorship. I call it determination. We know it as strong government.

But I never declared martial law, though they are running scared as if I did. In truth, what they are really afraid of is their weakness in the face of this self-imagined threat.

I say to them: do not tell us what we all know, that democracy can be threatened. Tell us what you will do when it is attacked.

I know what to do.

I know what to do, as I have shown, I will defend democracy with arms when it is threatened by violence; with firmness when it is weakened by division; with law and order where it is subverted by anarchy; and always, I will try to sustain it by wise policies of economic progress, so that a democracy means not just an empty liberty but a full life for all.

I never expressed the desire to extend myself beyond my term. Many of those who accuse me of it tried to cling like nails to their posts.

I am accused of misgovernance. Many of those who accuse me of it left me the problem of their misgovernance to solve. And we did it.

I am falsely accused, without proof, of using my office for personal profit. Many of those who accuse me of it have lifestyles and spending habits that make them walking proofs of that crime.

We can read their frustrations. They had the chance to serve this good country and they blew it by serving themselves.

Those who live in glass houses should cast no stones. Those who should be in jail should not threaten it, especially if they have been there.

Our administration, with the highest average rate of growth, recording multiple increases in investments, with the largest job creation in history, and which gets a credit upgrade at the height of a world recession, must be doing something right, even if some of those cocooned in corporate privilege refuse to recognize it.

Governance, however, is not about looking back and getting even. It is about looking forward and giving moreâ€"to the people who gave us the greatest, hardest gift of all: the care of a country.

From Bonifacio at Balintawak to Cory Aquino at EDSA and up to today, we have struggled to bring power to the people, and this country to the eminence it deserves.

Today the Philippines is weathering well the storm that is raging around the world. It is growing stronger with the challenge. When the weather clears, as it will, there is no telling how much farther forward it can go. Believe in it. I believe.

We can and we must-march-forward-with-hope, optimism and determination.

We must come together, work together and walk together toward the future.

Bagamat malaking hamon ang nasa ating harapan, nasa kamay natin ang malaking kakayahan. Halina’t pagtulungan nating tiyakin ang karapat-dapat na kinabukasan ng ating Inang Bayan.

And to the people of our good country, for allowing me to serve as your President, maraming salamat.

Mabuhay ang Pilipinas.
#794
Talk of the Town / Re: Bohol part of SONA
July 27, 2009, 08:35:11 PM
Quote from: mike on July 27, 2009, 07:24:51 PM
basin nakalimtan!...hehe

O nakalimtan kay perte mang panghambog. Ingon cja wa kuno magkalisod ang mga Pinoy. Nganong daghan mang kabataan deri sa Manila ang nag-inhale na lang ug rugby para lang d makahunahuna ug kagutom kung wa pa magkalisod ang Pinoy.
#795
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: What Did You Do Today?
July 27, 2009, 08:30:32 PM
Ningtan-aw sa SONA ni Gloria nga perting panghambog.Lol.
#796
Quote from: chriswise on July 27, 2009, 07:32:04 PM
asa man jod ta kapalit semilya naa ba sa tagbilaran na ang semilya sa tilapia,,

Just ask your Provincial Fishery Officer asa mo kapalit ug tilapya fingerlings diha. Dire sa reg. 4A, pwede man magayo or mopalit at very low price sa bfar. Pwede mo magpadala ug letter sa bfar nga mangayo mo ug tilapya fingerlings para sa inyong mga sapa, tank or suba ba.
#797
Question and Answer / Re: Unsay Imong Gikaon Karon?
July 26, 2009, 09:29:53 PM
Quote from: hubag bohol on July 25, 2009, 08:57:59 PM
Hala, manimaho og humot-humot ang imong keyboard niana, Ms. Candz...  ;D

Walay baho ni nga buwad Manoy Bots kay naay HACCP ang planta nga gahimo ani. Maayo pagkagama.
#798
Quote from: Brownman on July 26, 2009, 03:33:44 PM



O, first cousins sila sa ahong mama.


#799
Hello Sir Balong. Am always here, naglabay-labay lang sa imong thread. Laay man gud kaayo icomment uy!
#800
Unsa man nang ilang gisayaw? Kuratsa or kuradang?