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Pinoy Jokes: Movies That Should Not Be Translated
« on: December 13, 2008, 06:15:08 AM »
Pinoy Jokes: Movies That Should Not Be Translated

1. Black Hawk Down - Ibong Maitim sa Ibaba
2. Dead Mans Chest - Dodo ng Patay
3. I Know What You Did Last Summer - Uyy... aminin!
4. Love, Actually - Sa Totoo lang, Pag-ibig
5. Million Dollar Baby - 50 Milliong Pisong Sanggol (it depends on the
exchange rate of the country)
6. The Blair Witch Project - Ang Proyekto ng Bruhang si Blair
7. Mary Poppins - Si Mariang may Putok
8. Snakes on a Plane - Nag-ahasan sa Ere
9. The Postman Always Rings Twice - Ang Kartero kapag Dumutdot laging
Dalawang Beses
10. Sum of all Fears - Takot mo, Takot ko, Takot Nating Lahat
11. Swordfish - Talakitok
12. Pretty Woman - Ganda ng Lola mo
13. Robin Hood, Men in Tights - Si Robin Hood at ang mga Felix Bakat
14. Four Weddings and a Funeral - Kahit 4 na Beses ka pang Magpakasal,
Mamamatay ka rin
15. The Good, The Bad and the Ugly - Ako, Ikaw, Kayong Lahat
16. Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stone - Adik si Harry, Tumira ng Shabu
17. Click - Isang Pindot ka Lang
18. Brokeback Mountain - May Nawasak sa Likod ng Bundok ng Tralala / Bumigay
sa Bundok
19. The Day of the Dead - Ayaw Tumayo (ng mga patay)
20. Waterworld - Basang-basa
21. Theres Something about Mary - May Kwan sa Ano ni Maria
22. Employee of the Month - Ang Sipsip
23. Resident Evil - Ang Biyenan
24. Kill Bill - Kilitiin sa Bilbil
25. The Grudge - Lintik lang ang Walang Ganti
26. Nightmare Before Christmas - Binangungot sa Noche Buena
27. Never been Kissed - Pangit Kasi
28. Gone in 60 Seconds - 1 Round, Tulog
29. The Fast and the Furious - Ang bitin, Galit
30. Too Fast, Too Furious - Kapag Sobrang Bitin, Sobrang Galit
31. Dude, Wheres My Car - Dong, Anong Level Ulit tayo Nag-park?
32. Beauty and the Beast - Ang Asawa ko at ang Nanay nya
33. The Lord of the Rings - Ang Alahero

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Re: Pinoy Jokes: Movies That Should Not Be Translated
« Reply #1 on: August 02, 2009, 09:44:45 PM »
Nakakita ko ug Binisaya translation ani sa ahong email. Moot kaajo basahon.


ENGLISH MOVIE TITLES - CEBUANO TRANSLATIONS

1.Black Hawk Down - Naay Kabog sa Silong

2.Dead Man's Chest - Atngal sa Laki nga Namatay

3.Million Dollar Baby – Anak ni Bill Gates

4.Mary Poppins - Nibuto si Maria

5.Snakes on a Plane - Nag-eroplano ang Akong Traydor nga Higala

6.The Postman Always Rings Twice - Tao Sa Poste Nabagtingan ug 
                                    Kaduha                 
7.Sum of All Fears - Pundok sa mga Hadlokan

8.Swordfish - Tinadtad nga Isda

9.Pretty Woman - "Akong Uyab"

10.Robin Hood, Men in Tights - Robin Hood ug ang mga Kuyog, Bugdo             
                                 ug gisul-ob
11.Four Weddings and a Funeral - Kaupat Nagpakasal sa Patay

12.The Good, the Bad and the Ugly - Ako, Ikaw, Kamong Tanan

13.Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone - Adik si Harry ug shabu

14.Click - Gituslok

15.Brokeback Mountain - Buktot sa Bukid

16.The Day of the Dead - Kalag-kalag

17.Waterworld - Tubig-tubig

18.There's Something About Mary - Naay kuan si Maria sa iyang kuan

19.Employee of the Month - Ang Sipsip

20.Resident Evil - Akong Ugangan Niipon Namo

21.Kill Bill - Patya ang Maningil og Bayad sa Utang

22.Nightmare Before Christmas - Giorum sa wa pay Pasko

23.Never Been Kissed - Bati'g Nawong

24.Gone in 60 Seconds - Daling Nagawsan, Nidagan

25.The Fast and the Furious - Nabitin, Nasuko

26.Too Fast, Too Furious - Nabitin na sad, Nisamot Kasuko

27.Beauty and the Beast - Akong Uyab ug ang Among Silingan

28.Die Hard - Gahi Mamatay

29.Die Hard, With A Vengeance - Nanimaos kay sa Pagpatay ning Gahi

30.Lost In Space - Wa Katugpa

31.Paycheck - Sweldo

32.What Lies Beneath - Namakak sa Silong

33.Superman, The Return - Si Superman Nibalik, Nahabilin ang Dyaki

34.Cinderella Man - b***t d i si Cinderella

35.Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Charlie ug ang Iyang     
                                       Pabrika sa Lapok

36.Blade Runner - Isnatsir ug Labaha

37.Schindler's List - Listahan sa Utang ni Schindler

38.Men In Black - Mga Laki nga Itom ug Bugan

39.X-Men, The Last Stand - Mga Laki nga Nabayot Kay di na Utgan

40.Wedding Crashers - Bag-ong Naminyo, nadisgrasya

41.The Day After Tomorrow - Balik lang Sunod Ugma

42.Catch Me If You Can  -  Gukod!

43.A Bug's Life - Ang Kinabuhi sa gamayng Buyog

44.Die Another Day - Basin Ugma pa Siya Mamatay

45.The Rock  -  Ang Shabu

46.Jaws  -  Panga
47.Back to the Future - Tuas likod ang Kaugmaon

48.In the Line of Fire - Nilatay sa Alambri nga Nagkayo

49.Saturday Night Fever - Sabado sa Gabii, Gihilantan

50.Stepmom - Tumbi si Mama

51.Police Academy - Iskwelahan sa mga  Dagkog Tiyan

52.The English Patient - Ang Pasyenteng nga Di Kahibao Magbinisaya

53.Man on Fire - Laki nga ni Tongtong sa Kayo

54.The Horse Whisperer - Dunay Gihunghung sa Kabayo

55.Dante's Peak - Ang Tumoy sa tudlo ni Dante

56.Legends of the Fall - Ang Istorya sa mga Nalamba

57.The Forgotten - Ang Nakalimtan nga Utang


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Re: Pinoy Jokes: Movies That Should Not Be Translated
« Reply #2 on: August 02, 2009, 10:13:43 PM »

24.Gone in 60 Seconds - Daling Nagawsan, Nidagan

28.Die Hard - Gahi Mamatay


Mao ni duha ka sine bahin sa duha ka klase sa kinatawo, este, tawo diay.  ;D

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Re: Pinoy Jokes: Movies That Should Not Be Translated
« Reply #3 on: August 02, 2009, 10:24:07 PM »
Mao ni duha ka sine bahin sa duha ka klase sa kinatawo, este, tawo diay.  ;D



Bitaw noh!

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« Reply #4 on: August 03, 2009, 03:29:09 AM »
The Forty Year Old Virgin = Kwarenta Ka Tuig Way Iyotay



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« Reply #5 on: August 03, 2009, 04:00:04 AM »
The Forty Year Old Virgin = Kwarenta Ka Tuig Way Iyotay



Paita!  :( :'(

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Re: Pinoy Jokes: Movies That Should Not Be Translated
« Reply #6 on: August 03, 2009, 07:21:48 AM »
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escandalo man sad ni oi! hwahahahhahah!

ma shu-ang ko ninyo oi! mga tampalasan!!!

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« Reply #7 on: August 03, 2009, 07:31:55 AM »

escandalo man sad ni oi! hwahahahhahah!

ma shu-ang ko ninyo oi! mga tampalasan!!!

di na tsimis ha. tinood na. from my own experience. bwahahahahaha.

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« Reply #8 on: August 03, 2009, 07:37:57 AM »
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