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Hmm. Sakto pud. Klaro na. Ang nagpatig-ik dili mao ang nitig-ik. Karon, unsa may buot ipasabot ani? Lahi ra ba kon moingon ta, imbis "motig-ik", "mongiyaw' o "mokokak"?

#68205

General Topic / Re: Daghong ug Dangoyngoy sa Awaawng Kalibunan . . .

January 28, 2011, 02:05:37 PM

Mituyok ang kalibotan ug nanglabay ang katuigan, ug karon wa na bisan labing hinayng kasikas nga nagpabilin sa

Daghong ug Dangoyngoy sa Awaawng Kalibunan . . .

#68206

General Topic / Re: Blue Angels for Ms da binsi

January 28, 2011, 01:58:41 PM

Quote from: Glen on November 07, 2007, 07:59:00 AM

Blue Angels For Ms Da Binsi

Palautot man ning mga anghela...

#68207

Business and Economy / Re: Signs of the Times

January 28, 2011, 01:35:09 PM

Quote from: Mike Ortega Ligalig on July 31, 2008, 11:28:11 PM
I wonâ€™t dare to take dinner though at LBM Restaurant. I have nothing against initials and the respectable names of people they represent. Itâ€™s just that, well, this one just seems, you know...

LBM Restaurant? I hope they have a good number of toilets...

#68208

Philippine Business News / Re: Korean firm to set up $160-M solar power plants in Visayas

January 28, 2011, 12:30:57 PM

Hmm, unsa kahay nakadugay sa project evaluation...

#68209

Philippine Business News / Re: New Philippine Peso Bills For 2011

January 28, 2011, 12:28:29 PM

Quote from: luckybelle on January 27, 2011, 08:15:29 PM

harhar... piskot ka Manoy Hoboy.. nashuang pud taraw ko ug tininuod... No, op cors d ni mao.

Aw, di diay? Shalan, manghambog na unta ko nga cool ang Pinas...

#68210

Philippine Photo Gallery / Re: Picture of the Day

January 28, 2011, 12:26:00 PM

Quote from: Kerstin on January 23, 2011, 11:03:47 AM
ahihihi haiyoung..!

Lisod kon mahaiyoung ta diri nga gallery, Kerst, kay naay daghang tubol nagpasad!

#68211

Philippine Photo Gallery / Re: Jeepney Ride

January 28, 2011, 12:24:08 PM

Oi, naa pud diay rug doctor? Di kaha ni rogue doctor?

#68212

Tira-Pasagad | Saksak-Sinagol / Re: I Like Hores

January 28, 2011, 12:21:39 PM

Quote from: bugsay on January 28, 2011, 12:16:14 PM
dagko raba'g buhi ang mga hores...

He he, mao diay nga sigon sa composition, "hores make you feel good".

#68213

Quotable Quotes / Re: Quote For The Day

January 28, 2011, 12:15:32 PM

If you can make a girl laugh - you can make her do anything. --Marilyn Monroe

Rejoice, jokers!

#68214

Tira-Pasagad | Saksak-Sinagol / Re: Diploma is a Tool of Satan

January 28, 2011, 12:03:13 PM

He he, kaging pud ang daghan og diploma ani...

#68215

Learn English Online / The Cask of Amontillado

January 28, 2011, 11:45:02 AM

by Edgar Allan Poe

THE thousand injuries of Fortunato I had borne as I best could, but when he ventured upon insult, I vowed revenge. You, who so well know the nature of my soul, will not suppose, however, that I gave utterance to a threat. AT LENGTH I would be avenged; this was a point definitively settled -- but the very definitiveness with which it was resolved precluded the idea of risk. I must not only punish, but punish with impunity. A wrong is unredressed when retribution overtakes its redresser. It is equally unredressed when the avenger fails to make himself felt as such to him who has done the wrong.

More at: http://www.literature.org/authors/poe-edgar-allan/amontillado.html

#68216

Tira-Pasagad | Saksak-Sinagol / Re: What's Wrong With This Picture?

January 28, 2011, 11:41:30 AM

Quote from: islander on January 28, 2011, 11:17:50 AM
mora man god nag si anhing nicole smith...

Hmm, I should brush up on my history. Wa ko masayod nga naanhing na si Nicole Smith nga wa gani diay ko kaila...

#68217

Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Why some politicians in bohol are stupid?

January 28, 2011, 11:38:17 AM

Quote from: islander on January 28, 2011, 11:07:20 AM
unsaon, magpapalit man sad ta sa atong balota inig election. yes, stupid we are. get what deserve we do.

Can do we what? Lang ba tag yawyaw na sigi?

#68218

Family & Parenting / Re: Why Women Cry

January 28, 2011, 11:35:07 AM

Quote from: islander on January 28, 2011, 11:02:32 AM
wa lang ta kahibawo unsay mga tekret anang imong igsu, you know...

Hmm, ligdong man tan-awon, humble, dili kokakero...

#68219

History / Re: Another Side of Adolf Hitler

January 28, 2011, 11:32:35 AM

Quote from: ms da binsi on January 27, 2011, 04:56:29 PM
yes only to white babies with blond hair and blue eyes...still doesnt make any difference...

if he existed longer, dugay ra gipaasohan atong mga ancestors sa chamber and i think we wont be here today nga mga maut! hahahahaa!

Mao jud. Gani, even if you're a Hitler admirer, but you happen to be scum in his eyes, he would have you disembowelled without hesitation...

#68220

Love Talk / Re: What annoys you most about women?

January 28, 2011, 11:26:48 AM

Quote from: islander on January 28, 2011, 11:09:58 AM
kanang maglikay sa ingon aning klase nga annoying, ang tawag ana talawing.

Paging, mga talawing! Tabing!

#68221

Fashion Trend / Re: Sick Pack

January 28, 2011, 11:02:10 AM

Quote from: islander on January 27, 2011, 11:06:01 PM

He he, moot pood...

#68222

Family & Parenting / Re: Why Women Cry

January 28, 2011, 11:00:45 AM

Quote from: islander on January 28, 2011, 10:56:31 AM
wa pa motubag imong igsu ay. either wa pa to kabasa o gahupay-hupay pa sa iyang mga bun-og.

Oi, naa diay tigkulata si Bay Bugsay sa China? Hmm...sadistang silingana...

#68223

Cars and Automotive / Re: The Real Meaning Of Luxury

January 28, 2011, 10:58:55 AM

Quote from: rogamz on January 26, 2011, 08:00:46 AM
aha..di jud bitaw pero dako na kalapasan na kon mahimo ato na likayan ky daghan tsismosa mga silingan

Mao puy nakanindot kon wa kay silingan...

#68224

Love Talk / Re: What annoys you most about women?

January 28, 2011, 10:56:19 AM

Quote from: islander on January 28, 2011, 10:53:55 AM
lalim bag tabangan sa mga tb women...

Hmm. Kana maoy annoying...

#68225

Love Talk / Re: Crucial characteristics of lasting love

January 28, 2011, 10:55:06 AM

Quote from: islander on January 28, 2011, 10:51:34 AM
thrilling gyod hinoon ni. mora ba ug:

wife : daghanag bargain sa mid-year sale didto ganina, nakapalit god kog tulo ka bola ug
football para ni ondoy.

husband: congratulations! makalipay nga imong nasukod ang added value sa imong mga napalit. ngano
tuod nga spherical man ang porma ug bola? wa ba kahay manufacturer ug football balls sa
pakistan nga nakahunahuna nga himoong kwadrado ang bola aron di na moligid ug ang players di
na lang mag-ilog aron way mapungil nila? yuna pa, atong sukdon kon unsay trajectory sa bola
nga imong pinalit inig sipa ni ondoy at a certain force, using the formula of of e=mc2... aron
mag-soliloquy ko pagkahuman kun pila nay atong bayronon sa imong credit card...

Bwahaha! Bad husband... Mahiubos man pud ang asawa ani... $:-\$

#68226

Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Why some politicians in bohol are stupid?

January 28, 2011, 10:52:12 AM

Quote from: Dagohoy on September 19, 2007, 05:08:23 PM
kita mga bol-anons gipang-ilad sa mga estorya sa mga politiko. foolish. stupid we are.

#68227

Tira-Pasagad | Saksak-Sinagol / Re: I Like Hores

January 28, 2011, 10:43:47 AM

Quote from: islander on January 28, 2011, 09:59:56 AM
lalakwe sa putah. mora ba nag bikoh?

Aw, syalan ba. Burikot diay...

#68228

Question and Answer / Re: Question of the Day

January 28, 2011, 10:42:18 AM

Quote from: islander on January 28, 2011, 10:15:21 AM
si bolbuhol ang resource person ani. paminaw niya, mga higala.

Akong duda aning Bay Bolbuhol, dili ni siya tinuod nga Ilonggo (pero tinuod nga pisot)...

#68229

Question and Answer / Re: Naa pa ba gihapoy corporal punishment sa mga eskwelahan karon?

January 28, 2011, 10:40:54 AM

Quote from: islander on January 28, 2011, 10:13:35 AM
hehe, klarong drama ra nang imong gihulagway (or your name is not hubag), gawas kun ang estudyante nga gi-punish arang bugoa kay 10 years nag-grade 6. paddle pa kunohay nga morag table tennis racquet ang gigamit... in short, bugsay nga gamay.

Oi, usa man ni sa standard design para paddling sa lubot.

He he, maayo gani kay wa mahimong maestro si Bay Bugsay kay mamugsay jud to siyag lubot sama sa makita sa itaas...

#68230

Family & Parenting / Re: Why Women Cry

January 28, 2011, 09:57:53 AM

Quote from: cujo on January 27, 2011, 09:24:34 PM
Women cried too when they are really,really ,really mad.

When do women become really, really mad?
Is it when their men are really, really bad?

#68231

Love Talk / Re: What annoys you most about women?

January 28, 2011, 09:54:44 AM

Wa may mga lalaki nga ni-react ani... Hadlok, ay...

#68232

Love Talk / Re: Crucial characteristics of lasting love

January 28, 2011, 09:52:52 AM

Quote from: hubag bohol on January 24, 2011, 05:04:42 PM
7. Intelligence

Having similar education levels increases your chances of sharing matching school and social experiences, intellectual interests and career goals. What topics do you and your honey like to talk about? Conversation limited to sports or shopping may get boring to someone who likes to ponder philosophy and bluster about business.

While you donâ€™t have to match exactly in each area, look at the big picture and make sure you match closely enough in the important areas of your life to up your chances of finding a love that will go the distance.

Aw, ang mahilig sa philosophy maoy maninguha pag-apas sa estorya bahin sa sports or shopping...

#68233

Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Pagpaubos

January 28, 2011, 09:48:01 AM

Quote from: jade on July 07, 2007, 11:58:08 AM
Yah, it`s true nga usahay ning mga pinoy walay lami ug batasan. Hambogero ra kaayo. Bisan ang trabaho sa laing nasud dili sayon apan ang mga igsoon ug paryente tag-as kaayo ug mga garbo.

Basin wa lang pud masayod unsay trabaho sa tuas abroad. Basin wa pud sultii sa tinuod. Basin wa lang gud klaroha, kay nganong klarohon man gud pud...

#68234

Question and Answer / Re: Question of the Day

January 28, 2011, 09:43:03 AM

Quote from: Vistabel on January 27, 2011, 05:50:39 PM
the creator designed it perfectly, so no need to modify (reason pa sa mga Ilonggos, Indians (people of India) and europians

Binuang ra man tingali ning estorya nga pisot ning mga Ilonggo...

#68235

Question and Answer / Re: Question of the Day

January 28, 2011, 09:41:13 AM

Quote from: fdaray on January 27, 2011, 04:15:00 PM
How useful is smegma? Yes, certainly. It lubricates the cavity between the foreskin of the penis and the glans, thus allowing smooth movement between them during intercourse.

Gamiton ang tiktik isip lubrication during intercourse? Ngyaks!

#68236

Question and Answer / Naa pa ba gihapoy corporal punishment sa mga eskwelahan karon?

January 28, 2011, 09:39:08 AM

Naa pa ba gihapoy corporal punishment sa mga eskwelahan karon? Naa man gud koy nadunggan...

#68237

General Topic / Re: The World of Fantasy

January 28, 2011, 09:34:09 AM

Quote from: rogamz on January 26, 2011, 08:38:55 PM
tinguwan ra ba panahon..morag nialsa na mga nilansangan sa atop...ky gtambayanan sa pussy..

Hmm, kusgan diay ang pussy? Power ang muscles?

#68238

General Topic / Re: Why Some Women Don't Like to Wear Bra?

January 28, 2011, 09:31:27 AM

Quote from: Lorenzo on January 28, 2011, 09:15:36 AM
hehehe, Nong, dili baja mo give up ni si ondoy bol-anon.

He he, bitaw, nothing wrong kon maoy tirada...

#68239

Tira-Pasagad | Saksak-Sinagol / Re: I Like Hores

January 28, 2011, 09:13:48 AM

Quote from: islander on January 27, 2011, 08:49:57 PM
akong tagnaon. inig ka 16 o 20 niya, mas ganahan unya ni siya ug putoh imbis hores.

Unsay putoh? Kanang burag bikoh?

#68240

Tira-Pasagad | Saksak-Sinagol / Re: I Like Hores

January 28, 2011, 09:12:25 AM

Quote from: luckybelle on January 27, 2011, 08:21:45 PM
Hay... nalang.. daan pa lagi ko

Daan pa ka nga "horse" unta imbis "hores"?

#68241

Bohol Latest News / Re: sabado news bohol

January 28, 2011, 09:10:01 AM

Quote from: windgate on January 28, 2011, 08:49:42 AM
magbuhat pa sila ug isla nga kadaghan na isla dires atoa.

Mao bitaw ang katingad-an. Ang panghunahuna mao tingali nga kon dinagko nga project, dinagko pud...ang kaayohan nga ikahatag.

#68242

General Topic / Re: Why Some Women Don't Like to Wear Bra?

January 28, 2011, 08:53:03 AM

Quote from: chicogon on January 27, 2011, 10:52:54 AM
Sound of Music ako pasabot, "The hills are alive with the sound of music." Bahakhak katawa sa horror movie.... buhi diay ang 2 ka bungtod ani na movie?

Buhi kaayo, labi na ang tunggoy-tunggoy sa pungkay...

#68243

General Topic / Re: Why Some Women Don't Like to Wear Bra?

January 28, 2011, 08:50:08 AM

Quote from: islander on January 27, 2011, 11:53:45 PM
na, magkamangkamang gyod ani sa sawog si bai lorenz kun maohon.

Kay mao diay tirada?

#68244

General Topic / Re: Why Some Women Don't Like to Wear Bra?

January 28, 2011, 08:49:25 AM

Quote from: bugsay on January 27, 2011, 12:01:16 AM
redi to payt gid..

ligid ligid gid...

#68245

Bohol Latest News / Re: sabado news bohol

January 28, 2011, 08:42:11 AM

Quote from: islander on January 27, 2011, 10:37:33 PM
maayo man didto kay wa may gobyerno nga mang-kickback.

Nitokar na pud ang akong eyestrain. Akong pagbasa kay governor.

#68246

Bohol Latest News / Re: sabado news bohol

January 28, 2011, 08:40:33 AM

Quote from: islander on January 27, 2011, 10:37:33 PM
mora na man nig nanundog sa dubai, on a smaller scale. resulta ba kaha ni sa pag-anha sa bohol sa mga urban planners nga maoy nagplano pod sa dubai? ang man-made islands ra ba didto kay ang mga super rich ra nga sikat ang makapalit sa real estate kay by invitation only ang sales
strategy. maayo man didto kay wa may gobyerno nga mang-kickback.

Nagsugod na ra ba kunog kaunlod ang man-made islands sa The World.

#68247

Talk of the Town / Re: German Firm On Solid Waste Management for Tagbilaran

January 28, 2011, 08:38:11 AM

Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on January 28, 2011, 08:26:45 AM
Unya nagbitay ang dila, nga nag lawai lawai

Oi, parehas diay ani?

#68248

Tira-Pasagad | Saksak-Sinagol / Re: Kon ang imong anak mangayog 500 pesos...

January 28, 2011, 08:34:00 AM

Quote from: hofelina on January 27, 2011, 07:28:30 PM
ganahan jud ko nimo Ondoy Hugs, maka hagikhik! Mahalokan nako imong ilok!!

Patay, gigkanon ra ba ang akong singtanon nga ilok...

#68249

Tira-Pasagad | Saksak-Sinagol / Re: Kon ang imong anak mangayog 500 pesos...

January 28, 2011, 08:32:01 AM

Quote from: luckybelle on January 27, 2011, 07:12:11 PM

Kani nalang niay buslot... pantakyang nimo

Himanhiman, i-spoil diay ang anak...

#68250

Tira-Pasagad | Saksak-Sinagol / Re: Mom claims daughter got pregnant from sperm floating in pool

January 28, 2011, 08:29:02 AM

Quote from: islander on January 27, 2011, 09:14:24 PM
moral lesson: sukad karon, angay na diay his and hers swimming pool.

Better moral lesson: Keep an eye on your 13-year-old daughter, and don't believe everything she says...

#68251

Tira-Pasagad | Saksak-Sinagol / Re: Diploma is a Tool of Satan

January 28, 2011, 08:27:21 AM

Quote from: islander on January 27, 2011, 10:18:28 PM
dropouts of the world, prepare for canonization!

Canonization? Hmm, the concern of diplomaed people...

#68252

Photos Unlimited / Re: Where there is unity there is always victory

January 28, 2011, 08:22:54 AM

Quote from: ms da binsi on November 04, 2010, 10:11:24 AM

bwahaha! mabuang ko ninyung duha! haay sakit ako tijaan!

Ang victory kon sakit imong tijan, anaa sa pagpangutot!

#68253

Facts and Trivia / Re: Your Last Word Is Mine!

January 28, 2011, 08:20:16 AM

Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on January 28, 2011, 08:11:49 AM
Tihik? aw, kadtong mga dato

Dato nga di mogasto mao diay tuod ang tihik, kay ang purdoy bisan di pa magtinihik wa may ikawaldas.

#68254

Talk of the Town / Re: Bohol's Loboc river cruise stopped as water levels rise

January 28, 2011, 08:15:42 AM

Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on January 28, 2011, 08:12:58 AM
Ilang gipang GA-ID ang ilang mga boat....

Aw, basta padayon lang ang sweldo sa ilang mga trabahante...

#68255

Talk of the Town / Re: German Firm On Solid Waste Management for Tagbilaran

January 28, 2011, 08:14:33 AM

Hmm, maybe the Germans are busy putting their arms around somebody else's waste?

#68256

Facts and Trivia / Re: Sex Dolls

January 28, 2011, 08:11:41 AM

Quote from: Sigbin II on January 26, 2011, 01:41:43 PM
Ayay!

He he, remembrance of things past?

#68257

Facts and Trivia / Re: Your Last Word Is Mine!

January 28, 2011, 08:09:22 AM

Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on January 28, 2011, 06:28:32 AM
MANtiner lang tag BOLBOLINAW anih, kai mahal man ang tangigi...

Tangigi kay mahal jamo para natong mga BOLBOL-anon nga medyo tihik...

#68258

Talk of the Town / Re: Bohol's Loboc river cruise stopped as water levels rise

January 28, 2011, 08:01:32 AM

Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on January 28, 2011, 07:50:27 AM
Mibundak na kuno pod rong mga orasa kuzog kuno pod kaau....

Minghoy diay tawon ang Loboc river cruise operators karon...

#68259

Science and Research / Re: Will Sleep Make You Slim?

January 28, 2011, 08:00:03 AM

Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on January 28, 2011, 06:32:53 AM
It's possible that sleep will make you slim...Basin dili sila mokaon, kapunay lag tulog

Makabawi gamay ang katulog kon kuwang sa kaon. Ang delikado kon way kaon unya wa puy tulog, nah, seguradong di magdugay moluag ang tornilyo.

#68260

Talk of the Town / Re: Bohol's Loboc river cruise stopped as water levels rise

January 28, 2011, 07:46:39 AM

Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on January 28, 2011, 06:20:28 AM
Bai H.B. adto sila pamuniton sa Loay kong kusog ang baha...Gilumpan na gahapon ang balay sa akong amigo...

Oi, taas-taas jud kon maohon. Para na lang diay sa thrill addicts ang river cruise kon ingon ani ang kahimtang sa tubig...

#68261

Tira-Pasagad | Saksak-Sinagol / Re: Bedyo Sang Mga Bungoton Para Kang Toto Bolbuhol...

January 28, 2011, 06:32:01 AM

Quote from: david on January 28, 2011, 12:57:17 AM
di man ko kasabot og illongo pero grabe pod ako katawa

Great jokers pud bitaw ning mga Ilonggo...

#68262

Tira-Pasagad | Saksak-Sinagol / Re: Bedyo Sang Mga Bungoton Para Kang Toto Bolbuhol...

January 28, 2011, 06:30:22 AM

Quote from: islander on January 27, 2011, 11:23:11 PM
mavuang ko, hahaha! viva, bolbuhol! viva, bolhubag! ayos, kamo ba ni bolbugsay ang nag-voicing sini bla?

He he, mga pitbuli gali ang nagboysing sang kini nga bedyo haw...

#68263

Facts and Trivia / Re: Your Last Word Is Mine!

January 28, 2011, 06:26:36 AM

Quote from: islander on January 27, 2011, 11:10:38 PM
bolbuhol subong gid ya, dason bolhubag, bolbugsay, bolrogamz, na, mga bols na mong tanan.

Tanan natakdan na gid sang pasiaw sang kabanwa natin haw, pero ay kalisud gid kung may naa tikalon nga buli man.

#68264

Talk of the Town / Re: Bohol's Loboc river cruise stopped as water levels rise

January 28, 2011, 06:15:33 AM

Mas exciting tingali ang river cruise kon medyo naay baha...

#68265

Talk of the Town / Re: Bohol's tour guides are RP's best--Durano

January 28, 2011, 06:14:07 AM

Quote from: islander on January 27, 2011, 10:49:12 PM
whaaattt? nag-sideline nag tour guides ang mga professors ug pari sa ato? when was this news item? ace durano time pa man god...

Dili tingali Catholic clergymen...

#68266

Science and Research / Re: You Are A Genius

January 28, 2011, 06:12:23 AM

Maybe geniuses can be made but it looks like their genius dies with them.

#68267

Science and Research / Re: Will Sleep Make You Slim?

January 28, 2011, 06:09:02 AM

Quote from: islander on January 27, 2011, 09:34:52 PM
morag tinuod ni kay nakamatikod ko nga kun wa koy tulog ganado ko mokaon. on the other hand, ngano man lagi nga ang mga sumo wrestlers pakatulgon lang kanunay kundi tingkaon aron maabot nila ang ideal weight required of sumo wrestlers nga morag pison.

He he, sleep might make you slim kon matulog ka instead mokaon. Lain pud nang kaon tulog, kaon tulog...

#68268

Tira-Pasagad | Saksak-Sinagol / Re: What's Wrong With This Picture?

January 28, 2011, 06:04:57 AM

Dili diay?

#68269

Tira-Pasagad | Saksak-Sinagol / Re: Kon ang imong anak mangayog 500 pesos...

January 28, 2011, 05:47:02 AM

Quote from: windgate on January 27, 2011, 09:42:22 PM
maajo lagi ug 500. basin ang hubag naa sa ilok, maapil ug sup sup ang nana

Maoy gidangat. Naabot na man hinuon ni sa hubag...

#68270

Tira-Pasagad | Saksak-Sinagol / Re: Di Pwede Minus Lang?

January 28, 2011, 05:43:58 AM

Quote from: islander on January 27, 2011, 09:40:36 PM
wa pa man god tingaliy nag-manufacture ug urinal nga back-to-back.

Ah, that should be the least of worries...

#68271

Question and Answer / Re: Will They (Women) Create Disasters ?

January 28, 2011, 05:41:22 AM

Quote from: Vistabel on January 28, 2011, 01:08:28 AM
Pero, sa laing parte, kong ikaw naman makipag-away bwenas kuno nga ang imong armas (posil man or pinute/sondang) i-pahid sa kinataw sa Asawa ang tomoy sa posil or sondang usaa mo sabak sa labanan, mao kuno ni usa sa secreto ni Ete Dagohoy sa iyang kalamposan sa pakipag-away sa mga intruders.

He he, lipay kaayo ani ang asawa nga ang trabaho sa iyang bana nagkinahanglan nga dila maoy gamitong hinagiban sa pagpakigbisog--abogado, pananglit.

#68272

Question and Answer / Re: Will They (Women) Create Disasters ?

January 28, 2011, 05:28:10 AM

Quote from: Vistabel on January 28, 2011, 01:08:28 AM
may tilimad-on kong gibatonan karon nga kini gikan pa sa akong Lolo, kinahanglan dili kuno mo moduol or kuan sa asawa/gf sa adlaw nga moadto mamowang sa buwangan kay makadimalas.

Motuo ko ani. Pero kon gusto kag permanenteng swerte, ajaw na jud kuana imong asawa hangtod sa hangtod. Ipamalihog na lang sa imong kumpare kanang maong buluhaton.

#68273

Inspiration & Hope / Re: Top Five Regrets of the Dying

January 27, 2011, 08:29:35 PM

Quote from: luckybelle on January 27, 2011, 08:26:05 PM

Hahaha.. ai, tsory tsory, ikaw man gud manoy Huboy sige panggitik, naabot na hanuan sa gugmang giatay sa atong pagsinibugay

My bad. As they say, it happened so fast...

#68274

Tira-Pasagad | Saksak-Sinagol / I Like Hores

January 27, 2011, 08:15:52 PM

#68275

Philippine Business News / Re: New Philippine Peso Bills For 2011

January 27, 2011, 08:14:18 PM

Quote from: islander on January 27, 2011, 08:06:30 PM
di na sapayan, o di na ministil matod pa sa taga-dumaguete. iyaha god ang supreme court, tan-awa, wa gani palutsa ang truth commission. na-decommissioned dayon nga wa pa gani intawon maporma.

Hmm, mao ba? Wa man gud kaayo ko masuheto sa Philippine politics karon. Kusgan pa diay gihapon siya, ha... $:-\$

#68276

Tira-Pasagad | Saksak-Sinagol / Re: Mom claims daughter got pregnant from sperm floating in pool

January 27, 2011, 08:08:15 PM

He he, otro pud ning estorya ilawom sa dagat. Aw, swimming pool ba?

#68277

Tira-Pasagad | Saksak-Sinagol / Mom claims daughter got pregnant from sperm floating in pool

January 27, 2011, 08:04:49 PM

July 09, 2009 â€¢ 11:38 am
By Diana Fasanella

A Polish woman has filed a lawsuit against an Egyptian hotel after claiming her teenage daughter got pregnant from using the pool.

Magdalena Kwiatkowska claims her 13-year-old daughter conceived from a stray sperm floating in the hotelâ€™s mixed-sex pool after she took a dip, the Sun reports. The hotel was not named.

The teen returned to Poland from holiday expecting a baby. Kwiatkowska said her daughter did not meet any boys while she was in Egypt.

Tourist authorities in Warsaw confirmed the complaint. The mother is seeking compensation from the hotel.

http://blogs.app.com/saywhat/2009/07/09/mom-claims-daughter-got-pregnant-from-sperm-floating-in-pool/

#68278

Tira-Pasagad | Saksak-Sinagol / Re: Di Pwede Minus Lang?

January 27, 2011, 07:54:47 PM

Kini maoy tinuod nga double dick...

Baby boy born with two male sex organs

March 12, 2009 â€¢ 9:57 am
By Diana Fasanella

A Russian woman has given birth after a normal pregnancy to a baby with two penises.

The baby boy, known as Artyom G, suffered a rare condition called fetus in fetu (FIF), according to the Telegraph.

The two-week old child was taken to a specialist in Moscow where he underwent a complicated operation to join the two members. During the 5-hour operation, doctors made the abdominal wall, created a bladder and formed one penis out of two.

Doctors at St Vladimirâ€™s Childrenâ€™s Clinical Hospital say the baby is now in good health and will be able to have normal relations and children when he grows into a man.

In China last year, a baby was born with a second penis on his back.

Men around the world are now wondering why doctors felt a need to fix them.

http://blogs.app.com/saywhat/2009/03/12/baby-boy-born-with-two-male-sex-organs/

#68279

Philippine Business News / Re: New Philippine Peso Bills For 2011

January 27, 2011, 07:51:35 PM

Quote from: islander on January 27, 2011, 07:39:58 PM
apil siya sa duha no? sa 200 gihimo siyang presidente, sa 500 gihimo siyang santos.

Aw, sa akong tan-aw nagpakiluoy man siya nga dili lutoson sa mga Aquino...

#68280

Tira-Pasagad | Saksak-Sinagol / Re: Diploma is a Tool of Satan

January 27, 2011, 07:47:06 PM

Dropouts of the world, unite!

#68281

Tira-Pasagad | Saksak-Sinagol / Diploma is a Tool of Satan

January 27, 2011, 07:46:19 PM

#68282

Philippine Business News / Re: New Philippine Peso Bills For 2011

January 27, 2011, 07:37:27 PM

Quote from: islander on January 27, 2011, 07:32:36 PM
hahaha! maoy gidangat. hinoon, bisag hanap, bilib gihapon ko sa gidak-on sa liog ni ate glo.

Nganong naapil man ni siya diri? Di ba sa 200-peso bill siya?

#68283

Philippine Business News / Re: New Philippine Peso Bills For 2011

January 27, 2011, 07:31:43 PM

Quote from: luckybelle on January 27, 2011, 07:10:17 PM

Nano?

He he, please check the Ninoy Aquino quote...

#68284

Tira-Pasagad | Saksak-Sinagol / Re: Di Pwede Minus Lang?

January 27, 2011, 07:18:30 PM

Quote from: luckybelle on January 27, 2011, 07:08:05 PM
Harhar double dick

He he, double whammy...

#68285

Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Photos of your Pets

January 27, 2011, 07:11:16 PM

Quote from: luckybelle on January 27, 2011, 07:03:40 PM

Oi, kacute tsa ija wig, kani pwede na, dili murag killer

He he, bitaw, basin kini pa siya ang mahimong victim of molestation...

#68286

Philippine Business News / Re: New Philippine Peso Bills For 2011

January 27, 2011, 07:05:16 PM

Quote from: luckybelle on January 27, 2011, 06:58:31 PM
Hmmm... burag summer post cards... bura pud ug advertisement flyer, promoting the Philippines and its tourism industry...

Hmm. Burag apil pud ang Philippine dancing industry?

#68287

Tira-Pasagad | Saksak-Sinagol / Re: Di Pwede Minus Lang?

January 27, 2011, 07:03:03 PM

Kini kaha...

http://www.expatinthephilippines.com

#68288

Tira-Pasagad | Saksak-Sinagol / Re: Di Pwede Minus Lang?

January 27, 2011, 06:55:13 PM

Quote from: luckybelle on January 27, 2011, 06:36:53 PM
D nako makita ang photo Manoy Botoy

Oops, sorry. Sigi, mangita kog paagi...

#68289

Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Photos of your Pets

January 27, 2011, 06:47:03 PM

Quote from: luckybelle on January 27, 2011, 06:38:35 PM
Di gihapon ako madawat Manoy Hoboy, amo ra sang killer.

Hmm. Di ka gusto tungod kay opaw, no? Sigi, kini na lang, type nimo...

#68290

Philippine Business News / Re: New Philippine Peso Bills For 2011

January 27, 2011, 06:40:20 PM

Mao ba ni ang bag-ong 500-peso bill?

http://www.expatinthephilippines.com

#68291

Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Photos of your Pets

January 27, 2011, 06:32:47 PM

Quote from: luckybelle on January 27, 2011, 06:20:27 PM

lol... oi, kakulba man ini na ido... di ako madawat

Di ka magmahay ani niya, Ms. Lucky. Tan-awa di ba soft brown eyes...

#68292

Tira-Pasagad | Saksak-Sinagol / Re: Di Pwede Minus Lang?

January 27, 2011, 06:27:42 PM

Ms. Lucky, basin naa kay gustong orderon diri...

#68293

Tira-Pasagad | Saksak-Sinagol / Re: Di Pwede Minus Lang?

January 27, 2011, 06:17:39 PM

Quote from: luckybelle on January 27, 2011, 05:44:23 PM
Si, si, nan sa ato pa daghan na diay ka nalearn na kinakusgang managlis espeyleng

Muling. One of my favorites:

#68294

Tira-Pasagad | Saksak-Sinagol / Re: Hubs Wanna Ride

January 27, 2011, 05:48:31 PM

Quote from: Kerstin on January 26, 2011, 08:46:03 PM
looy apo ni lapu lapu nabatyagang ..boob bug tiradang bla?

He he, patugag tuktugaok, mokakak diay...

#68295

Tira-Pasagad | Saksak-Sinagol / Re: A Woman"s "No"

January 27, 2011, 05:42:55 PM

Quote from: Kerstin on January 26, 2011, 07:45:54 PM
awo awoh awuh !

He he, niuwang ang naig-an...

#68296

Tira-Pasagad | Saksak-Sinagol / Re: Di Pwede Minus Lang?

January 27, 2011, 05:39:49 PM

Quote from: luckybelle on January 27, 2011, 05:32:08 PM

Kinakusgang mananglis espeyleng

Aw, he he, naa pa koy daghang nakit-ang worse pa ani, in said website and others...

#68297

History / Re: Another Side of Adolf Hitler

January 27, 2011, 05:00:43 PM

Quote from: ms da binsi on January 27, 2011, 04:56:29 PM
yes only to white babies with blond hair and blue eyes...still doesnt make any difference...

if he existed longer, dugay ra gipaasohan atong mga ancestors sa chamber and i think we wont be here today nga mga maut! hahahahaa!

Impas diay tang tanan! Patay tanan hasta baki, este, uk-ok!

#68298

Tira-Pasagad | Saksak-Sinagol / Re: Di Pwede Minus Lang?

January 27, 2011, 04:57:27 PM

Quote from: luckybelle on January 27, 2011, 04:51:56 PM

Oi, hala noh, ayaw react dinha Manoy Botoy ha, kinakusgan na ra ba ni..

Kinakusgan nga unsa?

#68299

Philippine Business News / Re: Flash Floods in Cebu

January 27, 2011, 04:54:15 PM

Quote from: islander on January 25, 2011, 07:50:07 PM
Floodwaters reached chest-level in Colon area, residents said.

Tsk, tsk, tsk, wa na ba kaha intawoy open manholes...

#68300

Tira-Pasagad | Saksak-Sinagol / Di Pwede Minus Lang?

January 27, 2011, 04:43:54 PM

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