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by Lewis Carroll





'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"

He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought--
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.

And as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!

One, two! One, two! and through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.

"And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!"
He chortled in his joy.

'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

Quote from: bugsay on July 06, 2011, 03:08:36 PM
basin plug in?....low batt ba, nya gi recharge...hehhehe

He he, ang giplug-inan maoy gi-recharge. Hmm, malagmit diay nga mangawras to ron inig balik...

Mao na, gusto lang tingalig pahayahay nga pahayanghayang...

Tsk, tsk, tsk, apil pud ra ba ani ang, "What are you NOT doing?"

Quote from: bugsay on July 06, 2011, 02:53:39 PM
basin aron ingnon nga wa nanghingudto....online-online kunohay...hahaha

Bwahaha! Wa mo-logout pero naay naka-login?

Ah, it comes to pass that superiority complex stems from claims to having droplets of Chinese blood. Alas and alack, we have oft-expunged spectacles thereof.

Kakyut ni miming! Pero, hmm, morag ang gipahinungdan wa pa man mo-logout...

Hmm, maglisod na man kog hinumdom sa akong kinabuhi niadtong 50 pa ko. Pastilan, kadaghan na sa katuigan nga naglabay..

Quote from: taga tigbao on July 06, 2011, 01:58:10 PM
Papyrus.....

Hmm, ang papel na, o ang tanom pa?

Kasagaran ra ba, crumbs ray mapunta sa arts and culture promotion...

Quote from: islander on July 06, 2011, 12:36:32 AM
as a matter of fact, i saw you there, from afar.  i figured that must have been you, judging from the ears:

Hmm, gamay rang dunggana. Dia ra ko ay...

Quote from: bugsay on July 06, 2011, 01:11:55 PM
murag top view sa tabogok ang kanahan...

Bwahaha! Sakto tuod, naa pay duha ka mata...

Quote from: islander on July 06, 2011, 01:53:20 AM
apil pa built-in aparador.

...nga naay secret drawer?

Bwahaha! Katuhoan-dili man ning estoryaha...

Quote from: beyotch on July 05, 2011, 06:56:06 PM
nah...bahala namu dira if unsa pa inyuhang ikasumpay sa akoang in vino...hhehehehe...
basta peace on earth and angels sing...glory to the new born king....

Hi, Beyotch. I'm sure you got it that my comment, quoted below, was a lighthearted jest. Cheers!

Quote from: hubag bohol on July 04, 2011, 10:32:48 AM
He he, Basin ang diha sa imong hunahuna, "Out with our CEO!" 

Quote from: bugsay on July 06, 2011, 11:54:34 AM
dili kaha six layer iyang baby fats?

He he, unom ka layer sa old man fats...

Quote from: islander on July 06, 2011, 09:36:37 AM
motoo na gyod ko nga six-pack gyod diay imong abs.

Oi, ka small time gud. Di six-pack ang akong belly, barrel ini haw...

Quote from: islander on July 06, 2011, 02:42:59 AM


valedictorians dinhi si hubag ug si bugsay. 

He he, imbis tubig, kini ang ilimnon sa pupils...

Quote from: islander on July 06, 2011, 12:28:10 AM
aw, pakig-bargain na lang sa malay girl.

He he, malay natin, yun ang ginagawa. Goryo ra ba...

Quote from: islander on July 06, 2011, 12:26:28 AM
i hope my ignorance will be thus forgiven.  wa ko kahibawo nga sagrado diay ang ginamos sa balingsya.  kini gyod si bugsay, wa ko warningi...

Hmm, pangayog pasaylo sa dayakono...

Off to an early start...

He further noted that the problem would not have escalated had the Philippines stuck to the 2002 Declaration of the Code of Conduct of Parties in the South China Sea, and the previous administration had not decided to enter a new agreement -- the 2005 Joint Marine Seismic Undertaking -- inviting other countries, China particularly, to explore the seas within the Philippine national territory.

“Wala pong may gusto ng gulo, pero hindi rin po nito ibig sabihin na magpapakaladkad na lamang tayo sa mas malalaking mga bansa [No one wants a scuffle but that does not mean that we’ll allow bigger countries to run roughshod over us],” said Mr. Aquino.

“Kapag po hinayaan nating brasuhin lamang tayo, baka po ang mga susunod na Pilipino ay magsiksikan na lamang sa iisang isla. Kapag hinayaan nating itulak lang tayo ngayon, baka po bukas makalawa, ang 7, 100 islands natin ay maging two digits na lamang. Hindi naman po makatarungang angkinin na lamang ng iba ang malinaw namang sa atin talaga [If we allow ourselves to be bullied maybe the next Filipino generation will cram themselves in one island. If we allow ourselves to be shoved aside, maybe tomorrow our 7,100 islands will just be two digits. It’s not just for others to just take what is ours).” -- http://www.bworldonline.com/content.php?section=Nation&title=Aquino-to-Del-Rosario:-Resolve-Spratly-issue-in-China-visit&id=34253

This is when the solution to a problem actually makes the problem worse. The term ‘Cobra effect’ comes from an anecdote from colonial India. The British government wanted to decrease the population of venomous cobra snakes, so they offered a reward for every dead snake. However, the Indians began to breed cobras for the income. When the government realized what was going on, the reward was canceled, and the breeders set the snakes free. The snakes consequently multiplied, and increased the cobra population. The term is now used to illustrate the origins of wrong stimulation in politics and economic policy. Unfortunately, some of the crises facing our world are the result of honest attempts to solve problems. -- http://listverse.com/

The analysis, which runs counter to decades of research, says environmental factors may be more important than genes in determining whether a child develops autism. The conclusion is roundly criticized by other autism experts.



Samantha Cameron, wife of British Prime Minister David Cameron, poses with Joshua Westcott, 8,
and Joshua Jones, 9, during a tour of Baston House School in Bromley, Kent, south east England,
before she officially opened the school, on June 9, 2011. The center is a new facility for children aged
from 5-16 who are affected by an Autism Spectrum Condition (ASC), including Asperger Syndrome.


By Alan Zarembo, Los Angeles Times
July 4, 2011, 1:03 p.m.


Environmental factors may be more important than genes in determining whether a child develops autism, according to a controversial new analysis of the disorder in twins.

That finding runs counter to decades of prior research, which has generally found that genetic inheritance is the biggest determinant of a child's risk of autism. The authors of the new study, published online Monday by the journal Archives of General Psychiatry, came to their conclusion after studying 192 pairs of identical and fraternal twins in which at least one twin met clinical criteria for the neurodevelopment disorder.
But the authors' conclusion that environmental influences â€" perhaps chemical exposures, infections, diet or stress levels â€" could be so influential was roundly criticized by other autism experts.

"I think they're really on shaky ground to say that," said Dr. Paul Law, director of the Interactive Autism Network at the Kennedy Krieger Institute in Baltimore.

"It's a massive claim," said Angelica Ronald, a behavior geneticist at Birkbeck University of London. "It flies in the face of the previous data. I don't see why the results have come out the way they have."

The study authors acknowledged that their calculations were subject to a very wide margin of error and thus could be incorrect. Still, they said that the analysis highlights the need for more research into environmental factors that may contribute to autism.


More at: http://www.latimes.com/health/la-he-autism-20110705,0,2826969.story

Perhaps the government should embark on a campaign to make farming cool and classy...

Quote from: vrglguapo on July 04, 2011, 07:06:36 PM
puro bee song ang naa sa utak.,mao lagi na nga mo tipas gyud..

He he, mao jud. Mga buyog sa alimpatakan nga nag-ambahan pagtipas paingon sa nagaawit nga dugos sa himaya. Bee line to the bee song indeed…

Time After Time


Lying in my bed I hear the clock tick,
and think of you
caught up in circles confusion--
is nothing new
Flashback--warm nights--
almost left behind
suitcases of memories,
time after--

sometimes you picture me--
I'm walking too far ahead
you're calling to me, I can't hear
what you've said--
Then you say--go slow--
I fall behind--
the second hand unwinds

chorus:
if you're lost you can look--and you will find me
time after time
if you fall I will catch you--I'll be waiting
time after time

after my picture fades and darkness has
turned to gray
watching through windows--you're wondering
if I'm OK
secrets stolen from deep inside
the drum beats out of time--

chorus:
if you're lost...

you said go slow--
I fall behind
the second hand unwinds--

chorus:
if you're lost...
...time after time
time after time
time after time
time after time

Cyndi Lauper - Time After Time

Quote from: islander on July 04, 2011, 06:24:58 PM
hambogum pestum.

He he, pretentiousum idiotum... 

Quote from: islander on July 04, 2011, 07:29:59 PM
ka-bilyako sad ni manoy uy.  bilyaka sad si inday nga nagpahimus ug central azucarera de papa.  sugar daddy gyod na kay unsa man god intawoy mainteresahan ug 18 anyos sa usa ka singkwenta anyos?

Hmm, maghuwat ta sa ubang TB members nga adunay ikapaambit nga positibong kasinatian kabahin niini nga tema... 

The support of the private sector should be vigorously courted.

The real fun from the rigmarole, yes...

Quote from: islander on July 05, 2011, 12:11:27 PM
posible sad nga ang inyong hands gikang gigamit ug tuslob sa ginamos sa balingsya nga naay dapaw, nuka poy inyong ma-gets.    

Ginamos sa Balingsya naay dapaw? What impious utterance! 

Wa man guy salig sa good intentions sa uban, sigon sa konsepto sa tragedy of the commons...


The tragedy of the commons is a situation in which multiple individuals, acting independently, deplete a shared resource, even when it is not in anyone’s interest to do so. The best current example of this is fishermen. Nobody owns the earth’s fish populations, indeed, they are a shared resource. Fish are a good that people the world over consume, and as a result, there are multiple fisherman competing for these fish. Each fisherman will try to catch as many fish as possible in order to maximize his profits. However, it is also in the fishermen’s best interest to sustain the fish populations, i.e., leaving enough fish to repopulate, so that down the road, there are still fish to be caught. If each fisherman is concerned with sustainability, and they should be if they don’t want to find new careers in the near future, they theoretically will work to preserve the fish populations. Here is the problem: there is a lack of trust. A fisherman that acts responsibly and limits the amount he catches will be screwed if all the other fisherman do not. The other fisherman get more fish than he does, make more in profits, and will ultimately deplete the fish population anyway. So each fisherman, believing that the others will take more than their sustainable share, will take as many fish as he can, and the world’s fish supplies will deplete, even though no one wants them to. -- http://listverse.com/

Nag football player lang unta to siya...

Morag natiktikan na to si Lola, giplanohan na unsaon pag-ilad...

Di ba kaha ka pul-an sa kinabuhi kon moabot na kag 150...

Quote from: vrglguapo on July 05, 2011, 02:01:45 AM
Oh yes the oldest profession still going strong..I presume the cheapest rate is the woman just lie in the bed doing nothing like a dead log,and the those Russian Tatianas are those like tigers in the bed with lots of ohhh and ahhhh...

He he, mora diay tag kuniskunison aning Russian girls kon maohon...

Hmm, unsa na pud kahay iilo kon mahurot na ang gauze...

Hmm, para ilimpyo sa secret body parts?

Quote from: benelynne on July 05, 2011, 11:13:13 AM
Bay Hubs,

doktor pud diay ka?

He he, layo ra, Bay Ben. Faith healer pa tingali...

Bag-o tingaling kaon ang buaya kay kon gutom pa, gihamal na tingali dayon...

Quote from: statesville on July 05, 2011, 01:29:26 PM
The state will take charge in guarding the treasure hinaut dili mokalit kahanaw..

Dili mokalit kahanaw, hinay-hinay lang...

Quote from: Mike Ortega Ligalig on July 05, 2011, 02:17:13 PM
Dont try to fake being contented when youre not.

Sakto. By the same token, ayaw pugsa imong kaugalingon pangambisyon og dinagko kon malipay ra ka sa ginagmay. Contentment should not be faked, but neither should ambition. 

Hmm, angay tingali kon hubog ang mangayog sigarilyo, usa ka kaha ang ihatag...

Quote from: bugsay on July 05, 2011, 03:23:15 PM
balig usa ka semana nga di ko mokaon kon Russian girl ang pilion....hehehe

Kada gabii pud diay. Wans iwik lang gud...

Quote from: bugsay on July 05, 2011, 02:18:31 PM
hahaha.....bentaha gyud ni'ng wa ta'y kwarta ta kay malayo ta's mga ingon ana...

Patusotuso, ay. Klaro man nga kaya kaayo nimo ang presyo, bisan Russian girl pa...

Quote from: bugsay on July 05, 2011, 02:13:32 PM
maka opaw pod...

Hmm, bisag giunsa nakog perming tindog-tindog na-opaw man lagi gihapon...

Quote from: statesville on July 05, 2011, 01:18:05 PM
, labi na siging dokdok sa TB...

Mao nga ako motindog jud every 30 minutes...

Hmm, sirado man gud tingali ang awto mao nga wa kaayo kagawas ang baho...

Quote from: islander on July 05, 2011, 01:56:13 PM
ayaw! ayaw!  ayaw ikauwaw ang sakit... o ba kaha, nganlan na lang kaha natog cellophane imbis syphilis?  kun di motungha si bugsay sa tb, kahibawo na ta... ing-ani na lang:  asa na man si bugsay?  tua, iya pang giputos ug cellophane ang iyang bringhouse sa pista sa balingsya.  kahibawo baya gyod ta nga tua na siya sa guangzhou...

Hmm, tua diay si Bugsay sa Guangzhou? Hmm, di ba kaha diay nibisita niya si Tigbao unya sila ning duha...

He he, naa bitaw koy gidudahan...

Hinuon, Bay Bugs, sayon na man tingali ning tambalan ron...

 

Quote from: Mike Ortega Ligalig on July 05, 2011, 08:24:59 AM
Barafon indicated a “recycling” of confiscated illegal substances could be possible as arrested drug pushers try to enter into secret deals with arresting officers â€" by not declaring the entire volume of the seized substance and consequently settling for a lower offense and penalty.

Sweetheart deal kon maohon...

Quote from: islander on July 04, 2011, 11:12:19 PM
suholi usa ko aron ko motug-an...

Suholan lagi ta ka, pero kon pila man, secret!

Quote from: Mike Ortega Ligalig on July 04, 2011, 10:59:28 PM

Secret

Bwahaha! Kuyawa ani nga contest. Ala una sa kaadlawon pa ra ba...

Quote from: bugsay on July 05, 2011, 09:03:26 AM
mag "hand written" nalang aron malayo sa syphilis...

Dapat lang pood...

Quote from: islander on July 04, 2011, 11:34:03 PM

Dapat lang...

NO AGE LIMIT

Cardiovascular diseases are the world's biggest age-related killers and de Grey says there is a long way to go on these though researchers have figured out the path to follow.

Heart diseases that cause heart failure, heart attacks and strokes are brought about by the accumulation of certain types of what de Grey calls "molecular garbage" -- byproducts of the body's metabolic processes -- which our bodies are not able to break down or excrete.

"The garbage accumulates inside the cell, and eventually it gets in the way of the cell's workings," he said.

De Grey is working with colleagues in the United States to identify enzymes in other species that can break down the garbage and clean out the cells -- and the aim then is to devise genetic therapies to give this capability to humans.

"If we could do that in the case of certain modified forms of cholesterol which accumulate in cells of the artery wall, then we simply would not get cardiovascular disease," he said.

De Grey is reluctant to make firm predictions about how long people will be able to live in future, but he does say that with each major advance in longevity, scientists will buy more time to make yet more scientific progress.

In his view, this means that the first person who will live to 1,000 is likely to be born less than 20 years after the first person to reach 150.

"I call it longevity escape velocity -- where we have a sufficiently comprehensive panel of therapies to enable us to push back the ill health of old age faster than time is passing. And that way, we buy ourselves enough time to develop more therapies further as time goes on," he said.

"What we can actually predict in terms of how long people will live is absolutely nothing, because it will be determined by the risk of death from other causes like accidents," he said.

"But there really shouldn't be any limit imposed by how long ago you were born. The whole point of maintenance is that it works indefinitely." -- http://old.news.yahoo.com/

CELL THERAPY

For some, the prospect of living for hundreds of years is not particularly attractive, either, as it conjures up an image of generations of sick, weak old people and societies increasingly less able to cope.

But de Grey says that's not what he's working for. Keeping the killer diseases of old age at bay is the primary focus.

"This is absolutely not a matter of keeping people alive in a bad state of health," he told Reuters. "This is about preventing people from getting sick as a result of old age. The particular therapies that we are working on will only deliver long life as a side effect of delivering better health."

De Grey divides the damage caused by aging into seven main categories for which repair techniques need to be developed if his prediction for continual maintenance is to come true.

He notes that while for some categories, the science is still in its earliest stages, there are others where it's already almost there.

"Stem cell therapy is a big part of this. It's designed to reverse one type of damage, namely the loss of cells when cells die and are not automatically replaced, and it's already in clinical trials (in humans)," he said.

Stem cell therapies are currently being trialed in people with spinal cord injuries, and de Grey and others say they may one day be used to find ways to repair disease-damaged brains and hearts.

CHALLENGE

Exactly how far and how fast life expectancy will increase in the future is a subject of some debate, but the trend is clear. An average of three months is being added to life expectancy every year at the moment and experts estimate there could be a million centenarians across the world by 2030.

To date, the world's longest-living person on record lived to 122 and in Japan alone there were more than 44,000 centenarians in 2010.

Some researchers say, however, that the trend toward longer lifespan may falter due to an epidemic of obesity now spilling over from rich nations into the developing world.

De Grey's ideas may seem far-fetched, but $20,000 offered in 2005 by the Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT) Technology Review journal for any molecular biologist who showed that de Grey's SENS theory was "so wrong that it was unworthy of learned debate" was never won.

The judges on that panel were prompted into action by an angry put-down of de Grey from a group of nine leading scientists who dismissed his work as "pseudo science."

They concluded that this label was not fair, arguing instead that SENS "exists in a middle ground of yet-to-be-tested ideas that some people may find intriguing but which others are free to doubt."

By Health and Science Correspondent Kate Kelland Health And Science Correspondent Kate Kelland â€" Mon Jul 4, 2:39 pm ET


LONDON (Reuters) â€" If Aubrey de Grey's predictions are right, the first person who will live to see their 150th birthday has already been born. And the first person to live for 1,000 years could be less than 20 years younger.

A biomedical gerontologist and chief scientist of a foundation dedicated to longevity research, de Grey reckons that within his own lifetime doctors could have all the tools they need to "cure" aging -- banishing diseases that come with it and extending life indefinitely.

"I'd say we have a 50/50 chance of bringing aging under what I'd call a decisive level of medical control within the next 25 years or so," de Grey said in an interview before delivering a lecture at Britain's Royal Institution academy of science.

"And what I mean by decisive is the same sort of medical control that we have over most infectious diseases today."

De Grey sees a time when people will go to their doctors for regular "maintenance," which by then will include gene therapies, stem cell therapies, immune stimulation and a range of other advanced medical techniques to keep them in good shape.

De Grey lives near Cambridge University where he won his doctorate in 2000 and is chief scientific officer of the non-profit California-based SENS (Strategies for Engineered Negligible Senescence) Foundation, which he co-founded in 2009.

He describes aging as the lifelong accumulation of various types of molecular and cellular damage throughout the body.

"The idea is to engage in what you might call preventative geriatrics, where you go in to periodically repair that molecular and cellular damage before it gets to the level of abundance that is pathogenic," he explained.

A Chinese prostitute is caught in bed with two men at
a brothel in Guangzhou. Syphilis has become a viciously-
growing epidemic there, driven by prostitution, internal
migration and poor health controls, a new study warns.


Syphilis, virtually eradicated after the founding New China in 1949, has become a viciously-growing epidemic there, driven by prostitution, internal migration and poor health controls, a new study warns.

In 1993, the reported rate of syphilis in China was a mere 0.2 cases per 100,000.

In 2005, it had surged to 5.7 cases per 100,000, a figure that may well be a serious under-estimate, according to the paper by Chinese epidemiologists.

In addition, the number of babies born with syphilis has shot up. Congenital syphilis occurred among just 0.01 per 100,000 live births in 1991; in 2005 it was 19.68 -- an annual rise of nearly 72 percent over that time.

"Surveillance data and focussed reports from throughout China provide compelling evidence of a substantial and worsening syphilis epidemic in individuals at high risk and in the general population," the research says.

"The spread of syphilis in China has been insidious and has only recently attracted the attention it deserves."

The paper, written by experts from China's National Centre for STD (Sexually Transmitted Diseases) Control, appears in Saturday's issue of the British health journal The Lancet.

Syphilis is a sexually transmitted disease caused by a bacterium, Treponema pallidum, that can be treated by antibiotics. If untreated, it can cause genital ulcers, damage the cardiovascular and nervous systems and brain, affect fertility and foetal health.

By the time New China was founded in 1949, China had one of the biggest syphilis epidemics in history: one person in 20 in some large cities had the disease, and the rate was two to three percent among dwellers in the countryside.

In 1952, the Chinese government launched an unprecedented campaign, instituting mass screening for the T. pallidum germ, providing free treatment to infected individuals and closing brothels. By the 1960s, the initiative virtually eradicated syphilis in China.

The Lancet paper says that this success ironically worsened the danger for the Chinese population when the country opened up its economy in the 1990s, unleashing the social earthquake that continues to this day.

As syphilis had been virtually absent for 20 years, the general population of young, sexually active individuals had become "completely susceptible" to infection, it says.

The driver for the epidemic has mainly been sex work, which has risen with the expansion of China's vast, shifting population of migrant workers.

There have also been changes in sexual habits, including a move towards sexual intercourse at an earlier age, with more partners and before marriage but also with poor use of condoms.

Syphilis prevalence is highest in the big-growth regions of coastal China, led by Shanghai (55.3 cases per 100,000), Zhejiang (35.9) and Fujian (26.8 ).

This was followed by Beijing (24.9 cases per 100,000) and the Zhujiang river delta, comprising Guangxi, Guangdong and Hainan provinces, with rates of 14-21 per 100,000 individuals.

Other countries have likewise reported a resurgence of syphilis in high-risk groups recent years. The United States reported a 2.7 per cent infection rate in 2004.

The paper, lead-authored by Chen Xiangsheng, admits that the picture could be even worse, as the data is based on 26 nationwide "sentinel sites" which receive details of patient admissions from government STD clinics.

Many people, though, may get treated at family planning centres, gynaecological clinics and other facilities or by pharmacists or private practitioners, and these cases go largely unreported.

In addition, the increasing privatisation of health care in China has left many people without the resources to get screened or treated for syphilis. -- http://www1.china.org.cn/

He he... 

DAVAO. Children play with each other in their temporary quarters at the Matina barangay hall, seemingly unaffected by the tragedy that hit their communities just last week. (Seth delos Reyes)-- http://www.sunstar.com.ph/

BAGUIO. A self-proclaimed former gay pastor proclaims his displeasure on the same-sex unions made June 25 by the Metropolitan Community Church in Baguio. (Larry Fabian)-- http://www.sunstar.com.ph/

Monday, July 4, 2011

MANILA (Updated 11:15 a.m.) -- Former senator Manuel "Mar" Roxas II formally assumed as secretary of the Department of Transportation and Communications (DOTC) Monday.

Accompanied by his wife, broadcaster Korina Sanchez, Roxas, the defeated running-mate of President Benigno Aquino III during the May 10, 2010 elections, took oath before the President in Malacañang. -- http://www.sunstar.com.ph/manila/local-news/2011/07/04/roxas-takes-oath-dotc-chief-164863

July 4, 2011 | AP

Police officers watch in the background as protest leader Elly Pamatong burns a mock Chinese flag during a brief Fourth-of-July protest at the US Embassy on Monday July 4, 2011 to call for US support in the Philippines' claim of the disputed Spratly islands in the South China Sea. The Spratlys, a chain of barren, largely uninhabited islands, reefs and banks in the South China Sea are claimed wholly by China, Taiwan and Vietnam and partly by the Philippines, Malaysia and Brunei. The islands are believed to be atop vast oil and gas deposits. (AP Photo/Bullit Marquez)

Bwahaha! Maoy gidangat. Maangin man pud tas kakataw-anan kon maohon...

Quote from: statesville on July 02, 2011, 08:31:47 AM
, para publicity lang naa ra sa mutoo, morag mga uhong nitumaw human sa liti...

Sipyat kuno sa ilang artist, nagbuot-buot og "improve" sa pictures. He he, the road to ridicule is paved with good intentions...

Quote from: statesville on June 28, 2011, 12:06:53 PM
itambog sa dagat, para kon  mobangon siya didto magdiktador sa mga iho..

Tsk, tsk, tsk. Delikado. Pollution ang resulta...

Hmm, malagmit moungot nis P-noy sa iyang mga "prayoridad" karon...

Sunday, July 3, 2011


PRESIDENT Benigno Aquino III's promises bear no fruit after his first year in office, said environmental advocates, who once perceived the Chief Executive as the most eco-friendly candidate in the last national elections.

EcoWaste Coalition, a grassroots environmental network, said the President failed to show adequate leadership in solving the country's longstanding problem on garbage.

The group, which gave the President a score of 2.65 points out of 10, said his government has failed to shut down "polluting" dumpsites and overturn costly "obsession" with technology fixes such as landfills and incinerators.

Specifically, the government ranked lowest in terms of integrating waste pickers in ecological solid waste management programs, enforcing the ban on waste incineration, and prohibiting the open burning of discards.

The administration likewise fell short in disallowing the entry of toxic waste, ensuring the environmentally sound management of hazardous waste materials such as electronic waste, and in directing the closure, cleanup and rehabilitation of illegal dumpsites.

EcoWaste said the low score should serve as a reminder to the government of not being remiss in its duty on zero waste resource management, according to its president Roy Alvarez.

For one, the group asked President Aquino to preside at least one full meeting of the National Solid Waste Management Commission (NSWMC) to secure its budget and set direction.

EcoWaste also sought the President's initiative to hold fully accountable the laggards among the local chief executives in the implementation of the Ecological Solid Waste Management Act (Republic Act 9003).


More at: http://www.sunstar.com.ph/manila/local-news/2011/07/03/group-hits-aquinos-lackluster-environmental-performance-164758

Quote from: hubag bohol on July 04, 2011, 07:20:55 PM
Lantawa pag-ayo unsay padulngan nimo after pila ka tuig. Ten years from now 60 na siya ikaw 28 pa. Di baya ta sure sa dagan sa kinabuhi.

Bitaw, Ms. Chis, di pa uwahi ang tanan. Pangitag mas kwartahang byudo nga setentahon. Pakasli. Ten years from now ikaw 28 pa siya malagmit dedbol na.

Quote from: islander on July 04, 2011, 07:29:59 PM
ka-bilyako sad ni manoy uy.  bilyaka sad si inday nga nagpahimus ug central azucarera de papa.  sugar daddy gyod na kay unsa man god intawoy mainteresahan ug 18 anyos sa usa ka singkwenta anyos?

Dako tingali...

...ang ihatag nga allowance.

Quote from: vrglguapo on July 04, 2011, 07:31:28 PM
mora na ug si ako ,joke lang..hehe

He he, maayo man kahang pagkatago...

Quote from: islander on July 04, 2011, 07:20:25 PM
horrors!  i should never have a pet crocodile.  at least, with cats and dogs, i only get some scratches now and then, punctuated sometimes by a rare unintentional bite or a flea that mistakes me for a cat or dog as a bonus. 

Hmm, basin ganahan ka aning super-cute dwarf crocodile...

Bwahaha! Mao nga ayaw jud kalimot panghuyatid kada buntag. Hinuon, kon putot kang daan, ayaw pagdahom nga motaas ka tungod sa panghuyatid...

"NAHIBAWO ba mo nga ang mga nanagtrabaho sa opisina o mga trabahante nga kanunay lang naglingkod tibuok adlaw mo-anam-anam og kamubo adlaw-adlaw? Siguro daghan ang nahadlok niini apan ang ilang pagkamubo temporaryo lang. Mobalik ra kini kada buntag sa dayong mata labi na kon manghuyatid ka."


More at: http://www.sunstar.com.ph/superbalita-cagayan-de-oro/opinyon/2011/07/01/todino-kanunay-nga-paglingkod-makaputot-164406

By TODD PITMAN - Associated Press | AP â€" Mon, Jul 4, 2011





BANGKOK (AP) â€" The woman poised to become Thailand's first female prime minister acknowledged huge challenges in reconciling her divided country, after an election landslide seen as a rebuke of the military-backed establishment that ousted her brother in a 2006 coup.

Preliminary results from Sunday's poll showed 44-year-old Yingluck Shinawatra's Pheu Thai party winning the majority it needs to form the next government. If confirmed, the large mandate will likely boost Thailand's stability in the short term and reduce the chance of intervention by the coup-prone military five years after it ousted Yingluck's fugitive brother-in-exile, former premier Thaksin Shinawatra.

The victory comes one year after the government crushed protests by Thaksin supporters with a bloody crackdown that culminated some of the worst violence here in 20 years and ended with the capital ablaze in a wave of arson attacks allegedly carried out by fleeing protesters.

In a late night victory speech in Bangkok on Sunday, Yingluck said: "I don't like to say that Pheu Thai has won, but I'd rather say the people have given the Pheu Thai party and myself a chance to serve them."

"There's still a lot of work to be done in the future, in terms of the well-being of the people and for the country's unity and reconciliation," Yingluck said.

On Monday, incumbent Prime Minister Abhisit Vejjajiva resigned as leader of the outgoing ruling party, Democrat Party spokesman Buranaj Smutharaks.


More at: http://in.news.yahoo.com/thaksin-party-wins-landslide-thai-election-victory-193908245.html

Ms.Chis,

Hapit ko mag nose bleed da. Hehehehe. Bitaw whether you will state your problem or not, tataw nga di maayo imong gisudlan. Unya maorag nakuha na nako kon diin ka gikan kay niingon man ka sa bati nga pamaagi. Well, kon programming grad ka, why not use it kay bata pa kaayo ka unya maora ra na nimo og papa ang imong bf. DOM ang dating ana. Meaning kabit ang dating ana unya gibuhi lang ang dating nimo nuon ana.

Kon gusto ka makalingkawas pwede kaayo. Ukba lang ang imong hunahuna sa kaugmaon nimo.

Lantawa pag-ayo unsay padulngan nimo after pila ka tuig. Ten years from now 60 na siya ikaw 28 pa. Di baya ta sure sa dagan sa kinabuhi. Ayaw lang sad busga imong kaugalingon sa makalibutanon nga sitwasyon. Busga sad imong kalag kay sa mata sa Ginuo kahibaw gyud ka unsay imong gisudlan. Di pa uwahi ang tanan. Bata pa kaayo ka. Ayaw usiki. Okey? Daghang salamat.

PAPA JOE


Gipatik sa mantalaang SuperBalita Cebu Hulyo 04, 2011.

Talk to Papa Joe: Nalutas
Sunday, July 3, 2011


DEAR Papa Joe,

Call me Ms. Chis, 18, single, graduated in a programming course. Naa koy boyfriend who is now 50’s age and he is my 1st bf. Tulo na mi ka tuig sa among relasyon. But lately ko nakahibawo nga he is married with 2 different girls which is the last one sige pa sila karon tungod sa iyang anak.

Now I’m living alone in my boarding house. Mo-stay siya sa akoa sa adlaw pero sa gabii sa ilaha balay diin tua pud iyang second wife gapuyo kay maghatod man siya sa iyang usa ka anak sa eskwelahan.

Ambot! Galibog gyud ko og unsaon ni nako paglingkawas niya? Pero usa pud siya sa nagtabang nako pagsuporta ug unsaon pagkita in other way. And also bati ang pamaagi sa among panagkaila. I’m hoping nga mangayo sa imong tambag. Wala man nako gi-state all my problems. If you will give me a chance to share my problems here, I will. Naka-bother na kaayo ni nakong problemaha.

MS. CHIS

Fond of swimming sa pool pood...

Quote from: islander on July 04, 2011, 06:15:01 PMmga frog congressmen ni sila. 

Bohol congressmen?

Quote from: islander on July 04, 2011, 06:15:01 PM
arang matsoha gyod tuod.  pero di ni sila frog princes.  kun porma lay basehan, pormang nangitag boto.

Hmm, nangitag putatsing?

Fond of swimming sa pool...

Quote from: islander on July 04, 2011, 05:55:52 PM
hahay.  imbis tikia ba ani uy, bakia ba ani uy man ang angay ani... hubag, mahimo kang baki!  hihihi!

He he, diay tulo ka matso nga merfrogs, pili lang kinsay imo...


     

Quote from: magbalantay on June 28, 2011, 08:22:52 AM
   basta lagi bai hubs bah...mawala ang seriousness sa discussion kay mosimang man jud

   good job bai we need people like u in TB

    GUSTO MO MOKATAWA UG MAWALA ANG INJONG KALA-AY TB IS THE ANSWER

Salamat bay. Pero ambot nganong naa may di malingaw...

Quote from: islander on July 04, 2011, 05:29:54 PM
soloha.  bahalag moingon ka nga guwapo ka nga frogman, mermaid gihapon ko.

Sigi, compromise. Dia ra ka, immortalized sa Copenhagen harbor...

Bag-ong haon...

He he, pan bitaw tuod ni...

Quote from: islander on July 04, 2011, 05:27:45 PM
kun bread na as i imagine, hayahay ang kontrang magnganga.

He he, angay andaman og tubig aron di matuk-an...

Quote from: hubag bohol on June 30, 2011, 02:30:48 PM
One hospital raised concerns that he “could not even perform such basic tasks as taking a patient’s history,” says the BBC.

Oi, gawas nga unprofessional, incompetent jud pud diay...