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Kon diin mag-abot ang duha ka paa, somewhere there...

Gikahadlokan pud. Pangirogan gud bisag masaghiran ra...

Ay, mali!

Quote from: islander on January 15, 2012, 05:13:46 PM
puro tuod ni sila taga-tb na karon.  si hubag ug si bugsay ang duha ani nila.  usa man kuno aning tulo nahimong pari.  ambot asa ana.

Oops, ayaw klaroha kinsay pisot!

Bus-ok jamog lawas, an!

Patalinghugi ninyo kining panawagana, mga taga Balingsya! Sumpay tawon mo, oi! You know who you are!

Cholesterol gud tawon! You can hear how good it tastes!

Filipino Pork Chicharon Recipe

Ingredients:

    2 pounds pork rind, cut into 1-inch squares
    3 cups water
    1 tablespoon salt
    1 cup vegetable or corn oil


    DIPPING SAUCE:

    3 tablespoons apple cider vinegar
    3 cloves crushed garlic
    patis or salt and freshly ground pepper to taste

Pork Chicharon Cooking Instructions:

    Boil cut pork rind in water and salt for 30 minutes.

    On an oven pan, spread the cooked pork rind and bake at 300 F for 3 hours.

    Set aside and let cool.

    Deep fry rinds in a skillet in hot oil over high heat until they puff up.

    DIPPING SAUCE: Combine all ingredients and mix well. -- http://www.pinoyrecipe.net/

Kalami! Beer na lay kuwang...

Chicharrón is a dish made of fried pork rinds. It is sometimes made from chicken, mutton, or beef.

Chicharrón is popular in Andalucia, Spain, and in Latin America and other countries with Spanish influence, it is part of the traditional cuisines of Argentina, Bolivia, Brazil (where it is called torresmo), Colombia, Cuba, Dominican Republic, Guatemala, Honduras, El Salvador, Mexico, Nicaragua, Panama, Peru, the Philippines, Puerto Rico, Venezuela, and others. The singular form, chicharrón, is also used as a mass noun, especially in Filipino, where words do not have a pluralized form. They are usually made with different cuts of pork, but sometimes made with mutton, or with beef in Argentina. In Costa Rica, they are usually made from pork ribs or similar cuts; rinds are rarely used.

The pork rind type is the skin of the pork after it has been seasoned and deep fried. In Mexico, they are eaten in a taco or gordita with salsa verde. In Latin America, they are eaten alone as a snack, with cachapas, as a stuffing in arepas or Salvadoran pupusas, or as the meat portion of various stews and soups. --Wiki

Quote from: islander on January 15, 2012, 02:01:14 AM
and the mocking is not limited to adherents of other religions.  christians do it too, as shown by some posts in this thread from questionable or biased internet sources. 

Kadto rang hamtong na sa ilang pagtuo maoy makalikay sa tawhanong awhag pagpalakaw og mga pasipala.

Hmm, duphan ba kaha niya ang mga biktima sa usa ka tawo nga nagpadayag sa lagay? 

 

Hadlok kay kuno end of the world na...

Matay, di man pud kaeskapo ang baki ani...

Hagbay ra...

Hmm, kanay agtang...

Hahay, kalaay. Pahayahay una ta, huwat sa kinan-anay nga umaabotay...

Quote from: islander on January 09, 2012, 07:02:48 PM
hahaha!  aaahhh, domingo.  viva la vida!  la vida loca!

Hola! La chica habla!

Hmm, angay ni apilan ni Bugsay kay medyo gwatsinanggo tong bataa...

Beauty in desolate places...

Artistahon uroy, klarong TB members na ron. Hmm, naay at least usa ani nila nga hangtod karon pisot lang gihapon...

Quote from: islander on January 08, 2012, 10:51:55 PM
but-an pero eggless?  mora diay ug iring nga gi-neuter.

Ang teacher gi-neuter? Ngano kaha?

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on January 15, 2012, 07:10:16 AM

Doggie Nagtirapasagad ug Pangihi

Oops, morag gapasalipod man si doggie kay wa may molutaw nga imahe...

Ni Joy F. Tumulak
Saturday, January 14, 2012


LALAKENG gituohang dayo sa Sugbo gipusil patay sa duha ka mga tawo nga nagsakay sa motorsiklo sa N. Bacalso avenue atbang sa Basak Elementary School, dakbayan sa Sugbo pasado alas 7 sa miaging gabi.

Ang kapulisan nagsusi karon sa pagka tawo sa biktima kay way nakaila.

Ang biktima gipusil makaduha ka mga higayon sa iyang ulo, gibana-bana nga nagpangidaron og 30 anyos, nagsul-ob og cargo pants, puwa nga jacket, itom nga t-shirt ug nag-tsenilas.

Napalgan usab sa kapulisan sa crime scene ang duha ka mga kabhang ug duha ka mga slug sa armas nga kalibre .45 nga pistola. --Gipatik sa mantalaang SuperBalita Cebu Enero 15, 2012.

yayaham yaw
ahahah haw...

Quote from: islander on January 15, 2012, 01:27:38 AM
mora man ug puro sila amo...

Na hala, kini na lang...





Pwede na helper silang duha?

Comparison Table between Christianity, Islam and Judaism: http://christianityinview.com/xncomparison.html

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Saturday, January 14, 2012


CEBU CITY -- The lead dancer of Lumad Basakanun, an award-winning Sinulog contingent, won this year’s search for the Sinulog Festival Queen.

Apriel D. Smith of Barangay Basak, Cebu City bested 13 other candidates vying for the festival queen title Friday night. She also won four special awards, namely: Miss PLDT, Best in Sinulog Festival Costume, Best Festival Costume, and Best Solo Performer.

She took home P50,000 for winning the search, aside from the amounts she received for winning the special awards.

Named first runner-up was Nerissa L. Modesto, lead dancer of Pasaka Festival of Tanauan, Leyte, an out-of-town contingent. She took home P30,000, a sash and a bouquet of flowers.

Second runner-up was Conchitina Cleofe Cloma Yu of Tribu Lingganay, Alang-alang, Leyte; third runner-up was Shekina Rose Lasola, who represents the Sandurot Festival of Dumaguete City; and fourth runner-up was Angel Lou Pates of Lanao del Norte.

Lasola also won three special awards, namely Miss Teletech, Miss Globe, and Best in Opening Production Number.

Danilie Rose Damolo of Bulacao Community School was named Miss Photogenic.

The group of second runner-up Yu, meanwhile, won the Best Instrumentalist and Best in Group Performance special awards.

All of the winners in this year’s search for the Sinulog Festival Queen were also given a brand new cellphone courtesy of Globe Telecom.

The Festival Queen second runner-up took home P20,000, while the third and fourth runners-up received P5,000 each.

The event, held at the Cebu City Sports Complex, started late due to intermittent rains. Judging the search are 10 well-known personalities, including Miss Philippines-Earth 2008 Karla Paula Henry and Miss Cebu 2011 Mia Zeeba Faridoon, among others. (LRM/Sunnex) -- http://www.sunstar.com.ph/

Quote from: chriswise on January 14, 2012, 04:42:57 PM
ha,,ha,ha,,ha,,kanang puti bai ha,,,he,he

Puti ang LEGGS pero ang nakaporke kay naay gabitay nga puti nga ITLOGGS...

Amo and Helper...





...hingpit ang ilang pagsinabtanay kay helpful jamo si doggie...

Quote from: chicogon on January 14, 2012, 02:08:06 PM
Naghuwat ni Bay Bugs tua pas kusina...   

Hmm, nikaon pag daghang oysters pampalakas?

Quote from: chicogon on January 14, 2012, 02:33:30 PM
Bwahahaha!!! Napuno na diay... 

Quote from: hubag bohol on January 14, 2012, 08:21:30 AM
Si Cabrera mipasangil nga puwerting isoga sa maong langyaw kay ultimong tugaok sa manok mohiwasa kini sa kasuko.

Unya inigkahuman og singgak sa kapitan, kaadlawon na, magsugod na pud pagtuktugaok ang gatosan niya ka hiniktan...

Katawa ta! Nyayayaya!

Quote from: statesville on January 14, 2012, 08:23:57 AM
banggiitan mag-ingles si inday

Hmm, basin Espanyol pud...

Could not relax because of his horse...

Mag-una si Bugsay ani kay mao ning tipo nga iyang kinaham sa Tsayna...

Cilice (hair shirt) of St. Louis in the church of St. Aspais of Melun

A cilice was originally a garment or undergarment made of coarse cloth or animal hair (a hairshirt) used in some religious traditions to induce some degree of discomfort or pain as a sign of repentance and atonement. In more modern religious circles, the word has come to simply mean any device worn for the same purposes. --Wiki

CILICE


Etymology

From French cilice, from Latin cilicium (“clothing made of goatskin”), from Cilicia where it originates from.

Noun

cilice

1.    A hairshirt.

2.    (chiefly in Opus Dei) A leather strap studded with metallic barbs that cut into flesh as a constant reminder of Christ's suffering.

--Wiktionary

Cholesterol be darned!

Excellent wine!

Hmm, basin mahilig mosiyaok og "My Way" ang kapitan sa videokehan kada gabii...

Quote from: chicogon on January 14, 2012, 08:15:00 AM
Pag sure oi... may torpedo pa yan, bwahahaha!!! 

Bwahaha! Mao diay ing-ana iyang posisyon, ready to fire diay...

Nanaway na lang kay giyam-iran man, o kaha gigamyan ra si Manang...

Quote from: statesville on January 14, 2012, 08:49:46 AM
electronic?..dili kaha  makoryentehan si manoy...

Kon makoryentehan, impas puhonan...

Quote from: TUBAGBOHOL.com on January 13, 2012, 08:00:05 AM
an electronic diaper for men that siphons away urine, in case one had too much to drink.

Perfect for Bugsay...

Quote from: statesville on January 14, 2012, 08:38:00 AM
basin gitulis ug gipatay, kalooy tawon   

...unya gihabwa ang tanang kabtangan ug siya maoy gipuli og sulod sa suitcase? 

Hmm, basin gimingaw sa pinatyanay...

Ni Brenda D. Batuto (Banat) Updated January 14, 2012 12:00 AM


CEBU, Philippines - Usa ka American national kinsa giingong kanhi sakop sa US Marine gipriso sa kapolisan human kini manghasi sa barangay kapitan sa San Roque, dakbayan sa Talisay sa miaging Huwebes sa hapon.

Ang suspetsado mao si Steven Scott, 46, minyo ug temporaryong nagpuyo sa maong dapit. Sumala sa kapolisan nga si Scott kinsa hubog kaayo sa maong higayon miadto sa balay ni Kapitan Antonio Cabrera ug nagsinggit-singgit og bastos.

Busa gibadlong kini ni Cabrera , apan imbis mokalma nanghagad na hinuon og sinumbagay ug nanghulga pa sa pamilya sa kapitan nga nagkanayon “I will kill you”.

Gawas kang Cabrera ug sa pamilya niini gihulga usab sa maong Amerikano ang mga kagawad sa barangay nga sila si Rafael Chan Jr. ug Ernesto Reyes lakip sa mga tanod nga sila si Samuel Batican, Placia Daan Jr., ug Matias Antifuesto.

Sa imbestigasyon sa mga polis si Scott kinsa giingong hubog kaayo, isog kining miadto sa balay sa kapitan ug nagsinggit-singgit ug dili maayong mga pulong.

Si Cabrera mipasangil nga puwerting isoga sa maong langyaw kay ultimong tugaok sa manok mohiwasa kini sa kasuko. Mga kasong gisang-at batok ni Scott mao ang direct assault, pagbinastos ug pagpanghulga. Nagkagulkol siya karon sa prisohan sa Talisay.

Bwahaha! Maka-egert man pud tag kinatawa...

Kini, klaro kinsay giliwatan... 

Hmm, di angay si Bay Bugsay mag security guard...

Bwahaha! Seguradong TB member ni siya inigkadako!

Bay Chris, managpermi ka gid dini haw...

Hmm, position as in employment? Kitchen cleaner?

Hmm, infectious enthusiasm... 

Hmm, taas rag buhok...

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hambog ra pod... bisag gi-google ra.   christianity teaches humility. 

Mora man nig mga tubow... 

Bwahaha! 

Quote from: chicogon on January 13, 2012, 11:48:55 PM
Nisiga na go'g sugod... 

Hala, gagilawgilaw na tuod. Morag self-immolating Buddhist monk...

Quote from: islander on January 14, 2012, 12:11:29 AM
labaw pang pareson sa badlungon nga hubag-hubagon...

Bogolbogolon ra ka, lamorok galing...

How long do you think will this friendship last?

Applies to love and hate as well...

Quote from: hubag bohol on January 14, 2012, 05:37:08 AM
India was ranked in the last place for the second year in a row. Survey respondent Pia Mollback-Verbic, originally from Denmark, was quoted as saying that India “is simply a minefield of relentless mental, emotional and practical daily challenges for most non-Indians.”

Probably a case of simply being fucked up in one's narrow mind-set, and being too ass-heavy to move away from one's comfort zone. Puyo mo, oi...

Quote from: hubag bohol on January 14, 2012, 05:37:08 AM
The United Arab Emirates was rated as the least friendly country for expatriates, while countries that are most challenging for expats were Saudi Arabia, Qatar, Russia and India.

Paet...

Quote from: hubag bohol on January 14, 2012, 05:32:54 AM
The survey showed that hospitality is the greatest asset of the Philippines in the tourism industry.

Hmm, kay naay daghang hospitality...?

Quote from: hubag bohol on January 14, 2012, 06:03:09 AM
“Peste kang bayhana ka pwerte na nimong lataa!”

Ang kriminal 57 anyos na? Si Manoy baya...

Ni Rey Pasaporte (Banat) Updated January 14, 2012 12:00 AM


CEBU, Philippines - Usa ka ginang nga manumoray og udlot sa lukay nga himuonong puso ang gipusil sa iyang ‘kabit’ nga biyudo kinsa nag-unay sad og pusil sa iyang kaugalingon kagahapon sa alas-12:45 sa kaadlawon diha sa eskina sa dalan Tupas ug Tres de Abril St., sa barangay Pahina San Nicolas sa dakbayan sa Sugbu.

Pangabubho ang hinungdan nga gipusil ang biktimang si Marlyn Calago,39, taga barangay Pawa sa lungsod sa Dumanjug sa suspek nga si Roberto Gingoyon, 57, taga barangay Kang-Actol sa samang lungsod kinsa nag-unay sad og pusil sa iyang ulo ug namatay sad. Matud pa nga nagduda ang suspek nga may laing gikabuangan ang biktima sa kasikbit nga barangay sa ilang lungsod.

Nakuha sa mga imbestigador ang .45 nga kalibre sa armas, magazine nga may lima ka buhing bala, walo ka basiyo sa maong bala, usa ka slug sa wala pa matinong kalibre sa armas, laing magazine ug usa ka one whole yellow pad ang nakuha sa bulsa sa suspek nga gisuwatan sa iyang suicide note.

Si Calago nakaangkon og daghang samad sa iyang kalawasan, bukton lakip sa walang kilid nga gituohan sa kapulisan nga maoy gikamatyan niini. Samtang si Gingoyon nagpusil sa luyong bahin sa iyang ulo ug milapos ang bala sa iyang alimpos.

Sa pasiunang imbestigasyon nila ni SPO4 Alex Dacua, PO2 Leroy Baguio ug PO1 Esmer Escultor sa Homicide Section sa Cebu City Police Office (CCPO), usa ka Renalda Allanic, 30, nga silingan sa biktima mibutyag sa kapolisan pagkahuman og diskarga sa biktima sa mga lukay miabot ang suspek nga hubog dayong ingon “Peste kang bayhana ka pwerte na nimong lataa!”

Pagkahuman niini mibunot ang suspek sa iyang dalang armas ug nagpasalba hinungdan sa pagdinaganay sa mga tawo ug gisundan dayon og nagsunod nga buto. Dihang ilang gisusi naglimbuwad na ang duha sa dalan.

Si PO2 Baguio nga nahinabi sa Banat News nagkanayon nga subay sa nakasaksi sa hitabo nga human mahurot sa suspek nga usa ka magazine sa pagpasalba ug pagpusil sa biktima nag-ilis kini og laing magazine ug gipusil ang iyang ulo. Ang unod sa suicide note, matud ni Baguio nga gisuwat sa suspek nangayo nang daan og pasaylo sa iyang mga anak, ug mga kabanay sa nahimo niyang mga sala.

Matud ni Baguio nga mianha sa ilang buhatan kagahapon sa buntag ang duha ka anak babaye sa suspek ug mitug-an kanila ang usa nga nakakita kini pagsuwat sa ilang amahan sa maong yellow pad nga papel niadtong nangaging mga adlaw apan wala kini magtuong suicide note na diay kadto.(/EIM)  (BANATNEWS)

By Perseus Echeminada The Philippine Star Updated January 13, 2012 12:00 AM


MANILA, Philippines - The body found in a suitcase at a parking lot of the Ninoy Aquino International Airport (NAIA) on Wednesday has been identified as that of a Tausug woman, police said yesterday.

Chief Inspector Joey Goforth of Pasay City’s Criminal Investigation Division told The STAR that the body was identified by a relative as Nids Bahjin Juwadi, 23, of Patikul town in Sulu.

“We are still conducting follow-up operations,” he said.

A security guard found the luggage at around 7:50 a.m. The victim was clad in a yellow blouse and black jeans.

Scene of the Crime Operatives said the victim bore contusions in the face and appeared to have been strangled to death.

Investigators are following up reports that the victim was an overseas worker who arrived at the NAIA Tuesday afternoon.

Kaluoy sa akong mga igsoon, gi-eksperimentohan lang tawon...

Hmm, naa baya kunoy (by their own account) nagkabrayt nga nagkatiguwang...

Brinster, who owned a bookstore in New York City, relocated to Waiheke Island, off Auckland to be with her New Zealander partner.

She also admires the Zealanders’ “pitch-in-and-help mentality” as well as the navigable government and health care systems.

The United Arab Emirates was rated as the least friendly country for expatriates, while countries that are most challenging for expats were Saudi Arabia, Qatar, Russia and India.

India was ranked in the last place for the second year in a row. Survey respondent Pia Mollback-Verbic, originally from Denmark, was quoted as saying that India “is simply a minefield of relentless mental, emotional and practical daily challenges for most non-Indians.”

Bermuda, which ranked highly last year, was not included in the list this year because it had too few respondents.

Countries were rated in four categories: ability to befriend locals, success in learning the local language, capacity for integrating themselves into the community, and ease in which they fit into the new culture.

These factors, according to New York-based coach for expatriates Heather Markel, are “among the biggest challenges when relocating.”

On top of the survey is New Zealand, Australia and South Africa where it is “easiest to befriend locals, learn local language, integrate into the community and fit into the new culture.”

New Zealand scored highly in all four categories. Seventy-five percent of the respondents reported that they integrated well into the local community. In this criteria, Australia scored 77 percent while South Africa scored 79 percent.

New Zealand natives “seem like happy people, and that translates into friendly, helpful and kind people,” American expatriate Kim Brinster was quoted in the survey.

Expatriates perceive the Philippines as a country that “is friendly on wallets,” with 47 percent of the respondents reporting “an increase in access to luxuries” such as domestic staff, swimming pools, and owning properties. 

In the survey, the Philippines trails behind United Kingdom where expatriates find integration into the community to be relatively easy, though expressing concerns on the high cost of living.

The Philippines ranks ahead of Spain where expatriates “fit in well,” many of them reporting to have integrated well into their community, enjoyed the local culture, made friends, learned and used the language, and have experienced a better work-life balance than in their home countries (which included the UK, US, France, and the Netherlands.)

HSBC surveyed 3,385 expatriates in 100 countries but only 31 were ranked for the survey. This is because countries with fewer than 30 respondents were deemed statistically insignificant.

By Artemio Dumlao (The Philippine Star) Updated January 14, 2012 12:00 AM


BAGUIO CITY ,Philippines  â€" The Philippines ranked 8th in the list of the “World’s Friendliest Countries” in the “Expat Explorer Survey 2011” conducted by banking giant HSBC, it was reported on the website of Forbes magazine.

The survey showed that hospitality is the greatest asset of the Philippines in the tourism industry.

The survey conducted in 100 countries worldwide between May and July 2011 rates countries based on the preference of expatriates to make them “their second home.”

The 15 friendliest countries in the world, starting from the highest rated, are New Zealand, Australia and South Africa, Canada, United States, Turkey, United Kingdom, Philippines, Spain, Malaysia, Brazil, Italy, Mexico, Singapore, and France.

Way balibaray...

Hubog na kaayo mao nga ang nadunggan, "Lean-don Bridge is falling down..."

Meditation time again...

Mas cruel ni...