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try & try kiams until u succed mali parin..

unsa mana kiams.. avatar bloopers of the week?

mali kiams..

look the sequince namong mocha..

ako..

RUSSIA

hahaha maoba si mocha diay na...

hulat gyod ta  mo reveal si mike unsa nahitabo..

tnx mike more power..


@kiams
sus kulbaan manta anang imong avatar oi dili manko makatulog ana maghuna huna

ill pray 4 jezz and his family...

something wrong na gyod seguro..

kinsa may source nga dool kaayo nila..para makabalita tag maayo..

Noy Teban.. asa ka paingon.....mag shopping.. sa HAPPY MART..

Quote from: ms da binsi on August 06, 2008, 01:00:41 AM
Venezuela

sayop ms B..

alaska...

u got it mocha...


Uganda...

nalipong ko kay nawala ang TB..

may award ka kiams..first user lagging in in TB///

12 hours na rehab ang taga TB, dili kaya ang pagwithdrawal pagkadokdokero's/ra,s

abi nako ug nag shift to business si mike ug dental clinic..

Quote from: orChids on August 05, 2008, 12:06:43 AM
Oo naay lotto dire nga makalipong,sus 6 numbers unya ako 4 numbers,way batasan.Hayy di na ko muosab,kausa na lang.

orch.. wala diay prize ang 4 numbers diha?

opppsss gets the sequince ha watch out..trivia gud ni..

me first.....

Toronto...

ehemmmm..

Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true?

A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.


Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?

A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.  

Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?

A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!  

Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?

A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.  

Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?

A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good!  

Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?

A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!! .... Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?  

Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?

A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.

Q: Is chocolate bad for me?

A: Are you crazy? HELLO Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!!! It's the best feel-good food around!  

Q: Is swimming good for your figure?

'If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.


Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?

A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape!



Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.



And remember:

'Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO, What a Ride'  

AND......



For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.



1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.


2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans..



3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.



4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.



5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.



CONCLUSION

Eat and drink what you like.

Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

What would you say if someone you like tells you…

1. "Gusto kita kaya lang mahal ko pa siya…"
      ehhmm ali be adto ta sa hilum na lugar..
2. "mahal ko kayong dalawa"
      unswa! sigi unsa schedule nako..

3. "sorry. hindi na kita mahal eh."
      hilum diha. sinamantalahan mo lang ako..

4. "ikaw me kasalanan kung bat tayu nagkaganito.."
     kay ako ba diay na? kang kumpari na oi..ilara titss..

5. "ikaw mahal ko. hindi ko mahal gf/bf ko."
      huh maoba sigi kuno ikaw mao mamalaki aw unsa ba,mamaji.

6. "i think i'm falling for you.."
     aguy kalami. sabak be..

7. "bakit ngaun ka lang dumating sa buhay ko?"
      traffic nahuli ng MMDA ang sinasakyan ko

8. "kelangan ko ng space.."
      unsa space bar..

9. "sorry pero tapos na tayu."
        oistt ayaw paka ulaw diha, atong isang tuig ra..

10. "Kaibigan ko siya. ayokong mag-away kami ng dahil sayo.."
          di..magbugno mo unsay labot nako..

11. "Ano ba talaga gus2 mong palabasin?"
          ano palabasin, di kugmo sakit baya. gahi na eh

12. "bukas na lang tayo mg-usap. pg-iisipan ko muna."
           bisan after 69 yrs pa..

13. "sana maging masaya ka sa kanya.."
        ofcourse y not wafa sya kay sayo noh. toinks sabahis.

14. "bat hinndi pwedeng maging tau?"
        dili pwedi, ilonggo ka at ako boholano same sex rata..atot nimo..

15. "nagseselos ako…"
         manigas ka..losser..

16. "mahal mo pa ba ako?"
        o naman, ..ilang condo naba nabili mo sa panalo sa lotto..

17. "sorry na oh…pls.."
        ehhmm kiss muna sa puwet..

18. "mahal na kita…"
       ilara oi,,huk hukan napod ko nimo

19. "Mahihintay mo ba ako?"
         asa sa luneta? dili ko daghan badjaw didto

20. "Pano kaya kung tayu pa?"
        aw isang dosina na anak mo..hehehe awagan

21. "Patunayan mong mahal mo ko…"
      unsang klasi? moambak sa kampanaryo.. usapa na!!!!
22. "Gimmick tayu"
        imo taya..

23. "Pwedeng makuha # mo?"
      pwedi sa cell # ng india..

24. "In love ako sayo…"
      unsaon nako pagkahibawo.. kaon kag wati isang gantang too ko

25. "Pwede kitang tawagan mamaya?"
      sigi unya buntag para wake call nako..tnx ha

26. "Aalis GF/BF ko sa Saturday…pwede ka ba?"
        pwedi, pila adlaw mawala BF mo..ayay  sungkaban

27. "kamusta araw mo?"
          igang oi

28. "sorry kung Hindi ako nkatxt sayu..wala na Kong credits eh..
             sumangil.. kuripot
29. "Buti nalang nkilala kita…"
       glad to meet you too

30. "ano cel# mo?"
       bago sim ko eh hindi ko kabisado..
     

ang atong naandan gyod kay barge pero dili na sya barge actually. that is RORO Vessel a rol on rol off vessel, ang barge  is flat at walang makina kay giguyud raman ni sya.. ang ro ro vessel ay naana poy passenger accomodation at pwedi ka mag videokee killing the time, ang lower deck nya maoy car garage..

no probs...

 
What a shame it would be if the results you have worked to achieve required just a little longer to arrive than you were willing to wait. How sad it would be for your ship to finally come in just a few minutes after you had given up and left the dock.
Success is built upon effort and commitment. Success also requires persistence and patience.

It is of little use to work for years toward a goal if you give up just a few days before the goal is reached. There is no point in working through hundreds of obstacles if you allow the very last obstacle to stop you.

Go ahead, close the deal, finish the work and get yourself all the way to the goal you've chosen. Take those last remaining steps so that you'll hold the prize firmly in your hands.

Rest when you are weary but do not quit. Achievement belongs to those who can go the full distance.

If it's important enough to start, it's important enough to finish. Be sure to always take the next step, for it could very well be the one that finally gets you there.Ralph Marston

There is a quick and easy technique that can vastly improve your effectiveness when dealing with other people. It can make you a better parent, spouse, friend, coach, negotiator, marketer or leader.
What is this technique? It is simply to imagine yourself in the other person's place.

By so doing, you can quickly create valuable and genuine rapport with others. You can significantly improve your ability to understand, to persuade and to motivate.

You'll find that you can work through difficult, conflict-filled situations in such a way that everyone emerges a winner. You'll discover countless ways in which you can contribute real value and make a positive difference.

Everyone desires to be more fully understood. By imagining yourself in another person's situation, you greatly improve both your understanding and your ability to be understood.

Each individual is blessed with a unique, one-of-a-kind perspective. By seeking to know perspectives other than your own, you can accomplish many wonderful and useful things.

Ralph Marston

 
An Indian who was officially dead for 18 years and the scientists who invented Murphy's law were among the winners of this year's IgNobel Prizes.

The awards a spoof on the Nobel Prizes are celebrated annually in Boston to honor achievements that "cannot or should not be reproduced."

They are presented by science humor magazine 'Annals of Improbable Research' and several groups at Harvard and Radcliffe universities.

This year's peace laureate is Lal Bihari, a shopkeeper from Uttar Pradesh in India. Government documents list Bihari, who lives in Azamgarh, 130 miles southeast of Lucknow, as being dead since 1976.

The IgNobel committee awarded him the prize "for a triple accomplishment: First, for leading an active life even though he has been declared legally dead; second, for waging a lively posthumous campaign against bureaucratic inertia and greedy relatives; and third, for creating the Association of Dead People."

He discovered that thousands of other Indians had suffered the same fate. But it was apparently a scam in which officials are bribed to declare landowners dead so their property can be "inherited."

The engineering prize went to three scientists the late Edward A Murphy Jr, the late John Paul Staff and George Nichols for formulating Murphy's Law in 1949.

This law states: "If anything can go wrong, it will."

The economics award went to the people of Liechtenstein. This tiny European nation was cited "for making it possible to rent the entire country for corporate conventions, weddings, Bar Mitzvahs and other gatherings."

A team from University College London won the medicine prize. They discovered that the brains of London cabbies are bigger than those of ordinary mortals. Brain scans revealed the black cab drivers have more grey matter than usual in the hippocampus that portion of the brain that deals with navigation as a result of doing "the knowledge."

The physics prize went to a group of Australian scientists for a report entitled "An Analysis of the Forces Required to Drag Sheep over Various Surfaces."

The IgNobel Prize for biology went to Dr Kees Moeliker, of Rotterdam's natural history museum, for documenting the first scientifically recorded case of homosexual necrophilia in the mallard duck.

- October 3, 2003 

source: weird news

The sound heard by a listener when holding a seashell to his ear does NOT come from the shell itself. It is the echo of the blood pulsing in the listeners own ear.

takya.. dili pa jud ni mao?

toinks

liave gamay igo na gyod na..

hehe klaro kaayo oi may nag txt na.. kining cellphone usa gyod mitsa sa atong kinabuhi ba..

murag sa ato raman seguro nga wise ang mga isda, diri sa among lugar kay bisan taga ra ug nylon wala nay paon mokubit man.

korek gyod naay uban nga subra na kaayo murag tanan alahas na gani isoot..

hayyyy..naunsa naman diay ning atong lugar

Welcome to Tubag Bohol Nic, enjoy your stay..

Honest

reliable

friendly

hoy.. dali namo manihapon ta..brown bread, oriental salad, suasage ug itlog..

Quote from: musiclover0526 on July 31, 2008, 02:59:52 AM
abi nako og ikaw tig wara wara og stop and go sa taliwala sa dagat...hehe

na mao na..papaulion ta ana ug sayo naa pay escort mel.

wahahahaaha..

Quote from: orChids on August 02, 2008, 04:41:01 PM
Kanang bobo made from kawayan na.Ila nang ibutang sa dagat for several days,unya ilang tanda-tandaon kung naa na bay isdang nakasulod.When they say,mangawit na ta,mao na nga time nga muoban jod ko kay it means ang kinilaw ug sinugba di ma-miss jod.

family ng bobo sa timing .

murag, lain ng bunsod ug payao..

Quote from: benelynne on August 02, 2008, 04:04:27 PM
Thanks. Daghan pa kog ipangutana kay 10 ka tapes ni.

u r welcome sir benny, sulayan lang nato..para pag pilian ug unsay pwedi..

manarap ug bat..-- manawom ug bat...

bobo.. may itak tak, mamisbis,

bobo is one the fishing equipment sad.

Quote from: kiamoy` on August 02, 2008, 07:50:15 AM
walay usik usik.. if freetext ka for 3 months kay guba ang network..

hehe. naa rako mureply sa mga ka network..kay free raman.
if lain..dko ganahan reply..maski pangutana

kiams, morning diay duty nimo ron or off??

Quote from: musiclover0526 on August 02, 2008, 07:33:32 AM
5 yrs ago,natingala ko kay daghan kaau nagtexxt nako,wala ko kaila,ang uban international pa,nasuko ko kay nganong nakahibalo sila sa ako number....sus pastilan...ako man diay gitxt ako number sa wanted textmate sa komiks,nakalimot ko..pastilan,samoka lagi oi...naa pa jud ko nakatextmate nga NPA daw to sya sa carmen..

wahahaha makatawa manko nimo. NPA gyod ha nagmalaki pa..tulad ko rin bago palang ang laptop ko den pumasok ako ng chatroom wala paakong friends contact. after how many days dili nako tigsulod sa chatroom kay may contacts naako, may mokalit ug sulod unya ready na ilang cam ehemmm

LUIS:
Kining akong paghigugma
Sa bukog, Inday, mikagit
Kong hinog ka pa lang sab-a
Lamyon ko hangtod ang panit.

PINAY:
Dili ako, Luis, motu-o
Nianang imong mga sulti
Pila na kaha ka babaye
Ang imo nianang gitunto?

LUIS:
Kining akong pagtindog
Ako na nga ginatukib
Ingon sa balay gitukod
Giuna ko ang paglatid.

PINAY:
Ang imong mga tuyo
Daan ko nang hingsayran
Wala pa gani ikaw manghangyo
Ako na ikaw gibalibaran.

LUIS:
Human ko na baya latiri
Gikutkot ko na ang yuta
Gipatindog ko na ang haligi
Gisunod ko ang mga damba.

PINAY:
Ako na kanimong gisulti
Nga dili na ikaw magbudlay
Ibta kanang imong haligi
Kay dili gayod ako muangay.

LUIS:
Ako inday ang nagabalay
Usa ra ang akong haligi
Pagbutang sa abay-abay
Gidungan ko ang kaballete
Pagbutang sa kaballete
Dungan ang mga pagbo
Maoy lig-ong espiki
Ang tagkos ug mga tarugo.

PINAY:
Ako gani magsulti
Wala ing balikbalik
Kanang imong haligi
Kaanugon lamang kausik
Kaballete ug mga pagbo
Kon muabot na ang bagyo
Walay manghisalin
Lulugtion tanan sa hangin.

LUIS:
Kutob ko ikaw makita
Sa usa ka pagpamilok
Ingon ako sa gipahigda
Sa maidlot nga mga tunok.

PINAY:
Kutob ko usab ikaw makita
Dako kong paghitingala
Anaa pa gani ang gatas sa baba
Namulong kana bahin sa gugma.

LUIS:
Sa gamay ka pang bata
Daan ko na ikawng ginapalandong
Karon ikaw nga dako na
Dili ba ako Inday makasilong?

PINAY:
Sa gamay pa akong bata
Daan ko na nga gipamulong
Nga kong ako madako na
Sa sulti dili ako palimbong.

LUIS:
Kanang sudlay mong sisik
Sa buhok nagatugabong
Ingon sa gugmang naglabtik
Sa dughan nagapanghagbong.

PINAY:
Kining sudlay kong sisik
Timaan kini sa katarong
Nga sa sulting palabtik
Dili kini palimbong.

LUIS:
Unsay bulong sa mingaw
Sa paglakat walay makuha
Gitinguha ko sa adlaw-adlaw
Ang pagpaagay sa mga luha?

PINAY:
Adunay tambal sa mingaw
Mao ang humay ug saging
Ayaw katulog maadlaw
Pagdaro ug pagkaingin.

********

LUIS:
Lipaya ang akong kamingaw
Utang kong buot kanimo
Baslan ko ikaw sa ulahing adlaw
Kay ako magasilbi kanimo.

PINAY:
Dili ako mao ang makaglipay
Nianang imong mga kamingaw
Pamiling sa laing Inday
Nga sa tinguha mo makatagbaw.

LUIS:
Ay, gipanilungan ko man gani
Ang kahoy nga walay dahon
Ikaw pa ba kaha ang dili
Gitan-aw ko nga may makaon?

PINAY:
Ako Luis ingon sa lagtang
Nga imo karon gipanilungan
Dili makatambal sa gutom
Kay makalanag pagakaunon.

LUIS:
Maayo ikaw, Inday, kay lipay
Ako tugob sa mga kasakit
Ingon ako sa ginabitay
Sa tungatunga sa mga langit.

PINAY:
Ang kalipay atua sa langit
Wala na dinhi sa Kalibutan
Ang sa yuta pulos kasakit
Wala nay sarang kalipayan.

LUIS:
Inday, ang imong pagdili
Daan ko na nga nasabut
Kong duna pa akoy bahandi
Tingali ikaw mubuot.

PINAY:
Ako nganing gidili
Ang anak sa mga Hari
Ikaw pa ba ang dili
Gitan-aw ko walay bahandi?

LUIS:
Kanang imong kagahi
Gidutlan sa dakong kahumok
Gani ang lubas tabigi
Gilagbasan sa isdang tamilok.

PINAY:
Antusa ang imong palad
Ayaw kasakit sa pamalibad
Kay bisan unsaon sa pagpaagi
Palad ko gayud nagamasuki.

LUIS:
Ikaw ba ang kahoy nga miyapi
Nga miturok sa luyong tampi
Pagbantay kay hikankanan ka
Ning tubig nga nagaagi.

PINAY:
Kini, Iti, nga kahuya
Dili madali pagkatumba
Kay wala pa gani ang hangin
Nasuko na nanuwaysuway.

LUIS:
Bisan adto ka sa langit
Kaanyag nga walay sanglit
Kong ako ang magasangpit
Mukanaog ka gayod sa pilit.

PINAY:
Kung akoy adto sa langit
Lalake ka nga lumayan
Ayaw pagbudlay pagsangpit
Kay sa linti ko ikaw pakanaugan.

LUIS:
Pusta ako, Inday, limisa
Sa binukalan mong kandungga
Kong si Nanay mo mangutana
Ingna pinili nga bunga.

PINAY:
Kong ikaw, Luis, mangasawa
Si Tatay ug si Nanay maoy sultihi
Kay kinsa bay musaka sa kahoy
Nga sa punoan dili muagi?

LUIS:
Matuod ikaw mao ang bulak
Sa usa ka maambong nga kahoy
Dili ko muagi sa punoan
Kong dili hagdanan sa imong kalooy.

PINAY:
Kong buot ka, Luis, mangasawa
Atuay katunggan daruha
Dili ka gani makadaro
Si Inday dili maimo.

LUIS:
Kinsa bay imong hindunggan
Nga pagadarohon ang katonggan
Dili ba kita higaba-an
Kumbinto kana sa tambasakan?

PINAY:
Kong buot ka, Luis, mangasawa
balay namo ayuha
Ang salog niya nga bahi
Alisdi sa pulos sapi.

LUIS:
Hulata sa dili madugay
Kay mudangat ako sa inyong balay
Ang salog ninyong bahi
Alisdan ko ug pisos kahati.

PINAY:
Kong buot ka, Luis, mangasawa
Atuay balay namo ayuha
Ayaw pag-atupi sa nipa
Atupi sa pulos tisa.

LUIS:
Unsaon mo, Inday, ang tisa
Halayo kadtong Manila
Maayo na lamang ang nipa
Kay ania ra sa atong yuta.

PINAY:
Kong buot ka, Luis, mangasawa
Atuay balay namo ayuha
Ang atup niya anahaw
Alisdi sa pako ug langaw.

LUIS:
Magaunsa kita sa langaw
Madugay pagatigumon
Maayo na lamang ang anahaw
Kay ania ra sa atong libon.

PINAY:
Kong buot ka mangasawa
Atuay lasang daruha
Ang kabatu-an ug kabatangan
Imong pagahinlu-an.

LUIS:
Kanang tanan nga gisugo mo
Sa madali akong tumanon
Maoy mahimong daro ang baboy
Ang amo maoy magkupot sa liboy.

PINAY:
Kong buot ka, Luis, mangasawa
Atuay balay namo ayuha
Ayaw salugi sa anibong
Salugi sa pulos dagom.

LUIS:
Giunsa mo paghunahuna
Pagasalugan man nimo ug dagom
Kon duna na kitay mga bata
Dili ba mahatuyom?

***********

PINAY:
Ayaw, Iti, ikasakit
Kining pamalibad kong himpit
Dili pa kaha buot ang langit
Kitang duha magakadait.

LUIS:
Ang pamalibad mong himpit
Imo lamang kanang binu-utbuot
Sak-on ko ang mga langit
Kay adto ako makigsabot.

PINAY:
Ayaw, Luis, kahiubos
Sa pamalibad kong bug-os
Dili ta palad ug signos
Fortuna ta nagakabalios.

LUIS:
Unsaon ko sa pag-hiubos
Sa imo, Inday, nga pagpamalibad
Nga dugay ko na ikaw gigapos
Sa gugmang dili mabadbad.

PINAY:
Kasingkasing ko nga madasig
Tabangi ako sa pagpamalibad
Aniay lalaking buot mulupig
Kanako buot mubihag.

LUIS:
Bisan unsaon mo sa pagpamalibad
Niining gugma kong matuod
Dili na ikaw makabadbad
Kay maayo nga pagkalangbud.

PINAY:
Oh! Daw tubig kang matin-aw
Nga gibunyag ning kasingkasing
Niining dughang mamingaw
Nanaha ka ug nanalingsing.

LUIS:
Pagkamaayo sa imong gawi
Wala akoy takos ibalos
Ania ang kalag ko ug kinabuhi
Kanimo akong itapus.

PINAY:
Kong mga bayhon pa lamang
Dili ako kanimo mag apas
Ugaling kay kagawi-an
Iunong ko kanimo kalag ug lawas.

(Kinuha sa Sugbuanong Balak: Hangtod sa 1940, Cebu, 1988)

   

  LIFE'S CYCLE
3 to 8 yrs. old : Paramihan ng toys.
9 to 18 yrs. old : Pataasan ng grades.
19 to 25 yrs. old : Padamihan ng syota
26 to 35 yrs. old. Pagandahan ng asawa
36 to 45 yrs. old : .Palakihan ng income
46 to 55 yrs. old : Padamihan ng kabit.
56 and after : PADAMIHAN NG SAKIT! 

pare nandiyan kaba, sagot si mare, oy pare tuloy, naliligo lang sandali si pare mo. Nakita ni kumpare ang kute ni mare.
Pare- mare bigyan kita ng 5 libo ipakita mo lang ang breast mo.
Mare - ayaw ko, pero 5 libo ok na rin
Pare- ganda mare TY. Mare bigyan pa kita ng 5 libo, makita ko lang ang hita mo
Mare- ayoko, pero 5 libo sige na nga.
Pare-  mare eto pa ang 10 libo, makita ko lang ang sa'yo.
Mare - 10 ok lang.
Pare - salamat mare uwi muna ko.

After a minute, tapos nang maligo si pare at tinawag si Mare
Hoy inday, dumaan pa si pare
Mare- OO nandito kanina pero umalis agad
Pare- May hiram siyang 20 libo sa akin - iniwan ba,
Mare- Ano? diyos ko

A " COW" STORY
America has COWboy and COWgirl!
England has madCOW!
China has maCOW!
Russia has mosCOW!
And the Philippines has politicians who are magnanaCOW!

Math Genius
isang araw nagtanong ang teacher sa kanyang mga estudyante....

Teacher-kung may anak akong lima sa una kong asawa at lima ulit ang anank ko sa pangalwa kong aswa....ano ang tawag ninyo sa akin


Estudyante-may taglay po kayong kalandian ma'm......

pangalan ng anak
may tatlong magkakaibigan at naguusap sila sa kung sakaling magkakaanak sila ano ang ipapapangalan sa mga anak
nilang lalaki kung sakali.


Noel: ang gusto ko Leon ang magiging pangalan nang anak ko kabaliktaran nang Noel

Nino: sa akin naman ay Onin baliktad din nang name ko.

Toto: Mga gago pala kayo eh wag nyo nga ko masali sali sa usapang nyan .. 

who am i ? i 4got somebody take over my account.. toinks..

sabi den ng news only a promo for 3 monts.. naa man daghan unlimited  24 hours for 20 pesos dili na ni sya talo.

Call centers should hire home-based workersâ€"expert
By JESUS F. LLANTO
abs-cbnNEWS.com/Newsbreak

Philippine call centers are urged to try home-based operations to curb high attrition rate and increase employee satisfaction.

During the Annual Call Center Expo 2008, an expert on business process outsourcing (BPO) urge Philippine call center companies to hire work-at-home agents or home-based employees to solve the high turnover rate in the industry.

William Dieu, senior research analyst from callcentres.net, said that companies can lower attrition rate and foster high agent satisfaction if they will allow home-based operations.

"The Philippines should think about the benefits of hiring home-based agents," Dieu said. He added that working from home also allows employees to save on transportation cost, especially now when prices of fuel are soaring.

Dieu said that only nine percent of the companies here allow working from home and he warned that "it is not expected to increase" in the succeeding months.

Benedict Hernandez, senior vice president and general manager for Philippines of eTelecare, said technological factors hamper the development of this kind of job.

"It has not really taken off," said Hernandez. "There are many things to consider. We are not as wired as the United States."

John Langford, executive vice president of ICT group, said it will take time before this system is adapted. "The industry has been in the United States but this set-up has been used only in the last five years.

Big sector

Call centers are the biggest sector in the Philippine BPO industry. It generates the biggest revenue and employs the most workers. In 2007, contact centers accounted for 73 percent of the industry’s US$4.8 billion revenue and its employees accounted for 60 percent of the 300,000 BPO workers.

"The industry will grow at a healthy clip this year," said Dan Reyes, president of Sitel and director of the Contact Center Association of the Philippines (CCAP).

CCAP estimates that this year, contact centers are expected to earn US$4.3 billion dollars, or around 30 percent increase from last year’s US$3.3 billion. Around 50,000 additional jobs are also expected this year.

Contact centers in the Asia-Pacific region, said Dieu citing data from consulting firm Frost and Sullivan, generated US$665 million revenue in 2007 and is expected to earn US$13 in the next seven years.

Guess what.  The Philippines is not in the top ten poorest countries in the world.  According to this website :  http://www.aneki. com/poorest. html

I feel kinda good about RP but bad with this top 10 poor ones.

Poorest Countries in the World
Rank Country ----------------- GDP - per capita
1 Malawi ---------------------------$ 600
2 Somalia --------------------------$ 600
3 Comoros -------------------------$ 600
4 Solomon Islands ----------------- $ 600
5 Congo, Democratic Republic of the $ 700
6 Burundi --------------------------$ 700
7 East Timor -----------------------$ 800
8 Tanzania ------------------------ $ 800
9 Afghanistan ----------------------$ 800
10 Yemen --------------------------$ 900


Richest Countries in the World
Rank Country --------------GDP - per capita
1 Luxembourg -----------------$ 68,800
2 Equatorial Guinea ------------$ 50,200
3 United Arab Emirates -------- $ 49,700
4 Norway ---------------------$ 47,800
5 Ireland ----------------------$ 43,600
6 United States ----------------$ 43,500
7 Andorra---------------------- $ 38,800
8 Iceland -----------------------$ 38,100
9 Denmark---------------------- $ 37,000
10 Austria ----------------------$ 35,500

Quote from: belleXTM on August 01, 2008, 02:00:30 PM
breakfast chorizo
lunch chorizo lol

kalami ana belle dili kaha longganisa kinalabasan nimo ani

mga pala inum mani sila oi.. hata ko ninyo diha kay dili ta gyod atrasan..ug kinsay mahubog maoy mobayad..

oisttt,, hinay hinay mo anang pongko pongko kay kanang suka or saw sawan bisan kinsa nalay mo tuslob
daghan baya na hipa ana..

wahahaha.. sinubong...pangitaon na sa akong mga igso..

mi sabat nako dong.. amen

Quote from: ms da binsi on August 01, 2008, 01:10:07 PM
preha diay mo ni Ginger Barbs? nag ngilo sad na sha kay gi kiskisan ija tango kay taoran daw ug korona! uns gani nay porma ana ija korona sa tango! diamond tingali! hahahhaha

oiii dili ba kaha na BANSIL..sus pangitaon kaayo na..

Quote from: Ginger on August 01, 2008, 01:16:26 PM
kanang dagko? mao na?

ehhmm basin taklubo ng giingon nimo ha, lain?

aguy.. pareha ta ms belle..kaulion man sad ta ani oi..

amo diri kay friday menu.. BERYANI RICE WITH MUTON MEAT.. a libaness food

koja is came from TALABA family..

what if God couldn't take the time to bless us today,
because we couldn't take the time to thank him yesterday?

okey. tnx zel no earth ko kay absenos usahay..

okey. tnx leanne..

Really! welcome Tb maam LynneTsukuba enjoy roaming arround..

wahahahaha.. gilok man gud oi..

nag ngilo akong ngipon nag basa...

naakoy ipangutana.. yman option and concept ang naka butang sa tour banner?

oyeahhh share it..

lami raba na sya tunoan unya butangan ug kamongay or bago..

at best pod na sya ipulutan labi nag init pa na tuyomansi at sili.. hssssppp

saon nalang adto manta magkasinabot ug kaon na oi..

sigi na oi..out of topic napod ko..

Quote from: ms da binsi on July 31, 2008, 12:18:34 AM
udto diri sa amoa Maw! naa baja ko sa pikas kilid sa kalibutan...

abi kug early morning pa diha...sorry..

sus dili gyod ko makalimot anang nilamwa kay pwerti nakong pasikat sa akong mga checks nga classmates maayo ko kaayo mosuka ug lubi, lamaw na insakto ang sagol, gatas, kanang patatas, ice, sugar, nanawag na sila ug kaon na.. sus namugaw bitaw ng akong manghod ug manok sus didto na shot sa baldi nga gibutangan ug nilamaw.. lami man pod..

ambot ug naa bay biscuit na patatas karon.. gahi manto sya nga murag sunog kay pait pait..

Quote from: ms da binsi on July 31, 2008, 12:03:49 AM
di ko ganahan naay patatas ang nilamaw! lami ra kaonon ang patatas. Nganong patatas man sad ang ngalan sa patatas? di ba ang patatas kay POTATO?

wahahaha pabuyag ka ms belle dah..

mura mangud ug wala ka natulog. hehehe

ms belle. murag lagi kag wla natulog..

psssstt.. kamo ha..dili na gyod ko ka secret ninyo da..

Quote from: asianfairy on July 30, 2008, 10:53:16 PM
Hi Barbs, naa koy gi PM nimo. Ayaw saba sa uban. ha..ha..

ok tnx ms A. i read na..may reply na rin..

ako..

Air & Marine traffic controlers..

one of OIL Company in JAPAN located in persian GULF.


tig tugpo sa chopper ug tig tod sa barko ug dili moandar
murag mao  mani  seguro..

Quote from: grazie7y on July 30, 2008, 10:16:30 PM
unsa na inyong gisabutan diha, Swaks and Lex?

wahahaha.. wala grazie..sugsugan kaayo na sya.

na sira figure nimo zel pagvacation sigi lang ug lamon..reduce napod ka sa norway

oisttt..

layo layo baya na oi..dili gud suroy suroy ra..

abi kog ag BF na ni melrose..he he sorry lain man gud to akong nakita..

ms A, pwedi bang descount hapit na raba ko?

bisan layo na akong sulayan joyride lang hangtod maka abot diha..

hala asa mani dapita before sa palengki ng valencia?

Quote from: ivyliz on July 30, 2008, 09:50:01 PM
you, offshore?

yup..

na lisod gyod ning mga apiki tan awon sa forma kay manabla..

mike. karemember manko ani during my college days nga ingon ana ng CR sa AGURA sa sauna ubos sa post office unya magbaha ngadto sa tindihan sa mga muslim..

ito tingnan nyo ang Strategy na ganito.. at sabihin nyo ug maayo ba ug dili..



Actually, there are lots of ways to hedge/arbitrate the market. here's one example:

1. Trade with two brokers (one charge overnight interest {interbankfx} and the other one don't charge overnight interest {marketiva}). overnight interest other term "swap".

2. Choose a pair to trade, example: EUR/USD pair.
---- when you open a "sell/short" position; you'll earn interest.
---- when you open a "buy/long" position; you'll be charge with interest.

3. Now, on the broker that charge interest, open a EUR/USD sell position.

4. While, on the broker that don't charge interest, open a EUR/USD buy position.

5. In that way, no matter which direction the market price go. Your capital stay/safe. You will only earn interest per day.

NOTE: the position must be open atleast for a week

 100% discipline + 50% planning + 50% strategy = 200% pure profit.

for example: $25 is very attainable, if you have a $1000 dollar account. It is actually based on the rule: "Trade only 5% on you total account size on each trade." If you were trading on a Marketiva, you would have a lot size of: 10,000.. and you should gain 25 pips to attain $25 dollars profit.

25 pips is achievable especially on GBP/USD, just one fundamental indicator on it boom, gives a minimum of 20 pips. Compared to other currencies like cross currencies are more like ranging pairs.

im watching EB photo's..

ok..hala may fav mana tanan zel.. sus unod raba na kaayo..dili gyod ikatingala
sad ug magkita ta kay pareho tang purya buyang dili hilig ug eat hehe.

Welcome to Tubag Bohol, donavell!

zel.. agoy kalami sa swakee.. oisttt dili bana nokos nga itom mana? 2 days nakong sigig laway oi labi nang nakita nako ang handa sa pitoy's family..

tnx for sharing...

bitaw oi. excited na baya pod ko mouli noong nakita ko kayo sana maka habol ako pero wala itugot sa kahigayunan.. naaghat napod akong pagkagaraon nakita ko kayong masaya.. i wish nxt EB present na gyod ko..formal man mo kaayo naka hinumdum noon ko sa among JS prom kay maotoy last nakong soot ug barong.

Quote from: ivyliz on July 30, 2008, 12:33:39 PM
yup. I'm now in Dubai, for 8 months now.

ok i hope u have an employment visa..
enjoy..pero ang init  diba.. dia ra ko sa imong tabi tabi

zel, kung dapit pana sa tagbi seguro naanay elevator isa mopatong sa kabaw. joks..

oistt. grabi enjoy gyod kaayo sa vacation nya.. kaming bulak magpa bayle daw me pag vacation ...ehhhmm si bulak
murag na ms ang sweet music..