Author Topic: Text Jokes (Read 44553 times)

hazel · « **Reply #100 on:** December 11, 2007, 05:38:31 AM »

wehehhehehhehehehhehehehehehhhe

Barbaro dia ra imong HAMMER!!!

hehehhehehehhe dakoa sa grief nga gi hammer oi...

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ms da binsi · « **Reply #101 on:** December 11, 2007, 05:43:27 AM »

hehehehehe

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Barbaro · « **Reply #102 on:** December 11, 2007, 07:40:47 PM »

wehehhehehhehehehhehehehehehhhe

Barbaro dia ra imong HAMMER!!!

wahahaha ingon ana gyod akong hammer diri..
pero dili nako i hammer akong grief ani oi. malawlaw ug dali..

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ms da binsi · « **Reply #103 on:** December 12, 2007, 12:37:38 AM »

hahaahhahhahahhahhahhah

barbs tagai ra gud ko anang imong emoticon nga mag ligidligid ug katawa...

gitagaan ko ni ginger sa ijaha lain man ang ning gawas diri...

di dagway kasabot ug norwegian ni akong computer...

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hazel · « **Reply #104 on:** December 12, 2007, 12:47:39 AM »

wahehehehhehehehehhehe

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mawjood · « **Reply #105 on:** December 12, 2007, 10:28:35 AM »

wahehehehhehehehehhehe

Gitan-aw ko sa akong mga office mates deri kay mikalit ko ug agik-ik abi nila natuk-an ko kay mikalit man pod ko undang. bahala na basta malingaw ta, nakakita na baya ko ug grief nga gi hammer, lawlaw bitaw, bwahahahaha

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ms da binsi · « **Reply #106 on:** December 12, 2007, 12:23:38 PM »

wahahhahahhahhahha

Mawjood mora ko ug gigitik nimo hahahhaha

hala daghan na tang patumaron ug *barbiturates ani...

*sedative drug: one of a class of barbituric acid derivatives with sedative and hypnotic properties
Encarta Â® World English Dictionary Â© & (P) 1998-2004 Microsoft Corporation. All rights reserved.

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Barbaro · « **Reply #107 on:** December 12, 2007, 06:58:32 PM »

Muslim: Palit naka mo sa perfume nga snow white and seven dwarfs, humot kaayo.
Kustomer: Pre! baho man lagi ning usa ka garapa, Muslim: Ooooy! namatay man god ang usa ka dwarf.

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Scarb · « **Reply #108 on:** December 12, 2007, 07:16:54 PM »

Muslim: Palit naka mo sa perfume nga snow white and seven dwarfs, humot kaayo.
Kustomer: Pre! baho man lagi ning usa ka garapa, Muslim: Ooooy! namatay man god ang usa ka dwarf.

whahahahahahahahahhahaah
tabang Barbs....ohh my golly...u really make my dayyyyy....

bahahahaha kining mga Muslim ky dli jud na sila mawad-an ug "selling-tricks"

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Barbaro · « **Reply #109 on:** December 12, 2007, 07:22:30 PM »

Son: Ma, bakit kayo tumatalbog sa
ibabaw ni daddy??

Mom: Wala anak, pinapaliit ko lang tiyan ng Daddy mo.

Son: Nye! Mapapagod ka lang kasi hinihipan din uli yan
ni yaya!

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hazel · « **Reply #110 on:** December 12, 2007, 08:54:23 PM »

Gitan-aw ko sa akong mga office mates deri kay mikalit ko ug agik-ik abi nila natuk-an ko kay mikalit man pod ko undang. bahala na basta malingaw ta, nakakita na baya ko ug grief nga gi hammer, lawlaw bitaw, bwahahahaha

mawjood, mura nato ug shorts...hahahah pwede nang i-basketball.

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hazel · « **Reply #111 on:** December 12, 2007, 08:56:00 PM »

Son: Ma, bakit kayo tumatalbog sa
ibabaw ni daddy??

Mom: Wala anak, pinapaliit ko lang tiyan ng Daddy mo.

Son: Nye! Mapapagod ka lang kasi hinihipan din uli yan
ni yaya!

hahahahahhahahahaha nag kulo kadidang si dadi ug si yaya...

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ms da binsi · « **Reply #112 on:** December 13, 2007, 12:40:50 AM »

wahahhahhahahhahahhaha

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Barbaro · « **Reply #113 on:** December 13, 2007, 12:12:55 PM »

Asawa: Kab-i kog tubig kay maligo ko.
Bana: Pagkabog imo!
Asawa: Maligo ko kay mag-kuan ta.
Bana: Baldi bi!

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st. agnes · « **Reply #114 on:** December 13, 2007, 12:26:43 PM »

Asawa: Kab-i kog tubig kay maligo ko.
Bana: Pagkabog imo!
Asawa: Maligo ko kay mag-kuan ta.
Bana: Baldi bi!

wakiki... hehehehehee--hahahahaha... moot! dah! abtik na lage...

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Barbaro · « **Reply #115 on:** December 14, 2007, 04:21:33 PM »

Si Bungol, si Libat ug si Buta nagsabot nga manan-aw sila ug sine kay wala pa gayud sila kasud ug sinehan sukad-sukad. Maong sa paglingkud nila sa sulod sa Vision Theater:

Bungol: (misyagit) Balik pulta, walay sound, walay sound hoy psssst!

Libat: (misyagit sab) Kuwadro! Kuwadro!

Buta: Hoy mga kolokoy! Wala pa gani magsugod!

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Scarb · « **Reply #116 on:** December 14, 2007, 04:59:06 PM »

huuh

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hazel · « **Reply #117 on:** December 14, 2007, 09:05:54 PM »

Asawa: Kab-i kog tubig kay maligo ko.
Bana: Pagkabog imo!
Asawa: Maligo ko kay mag-kuan ta.
Bana: Baldi bi!

hahahhahaha sayon ra diay.

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ms da binsi · « **Reply #118 on:** December 15, 2007, 12:55:07 AM »

Asawa: Kab-i kog tubig kay maligo ko.
Bana: Pagkabog imo!
Asawa: Maligo ko kay mag-kuan ta.
Bana: Baldi bi!

wahhehehehheheehehheh!!!!

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Scarb · « **Reply #119 on:** December 15, 2007, 02:41:57 AM »

MADRE:

dalawang madre nirereyp ng goons....

Madre 1: Jusko, patawarin mo po sila...hindi nila nalalaman ang kanilang ginagawa!

Madre2: Ay, yung sa akin marunong!!!!

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ms da binsi · « **Reply #120 on:** December 15, 2007, 02:45:56 AM »

hahahahhahhahhahahhahhhahahha

labaw pa nato ka igat si Sister!!!

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ms da binsi · « **Reply #121 on:** December 15, 2007, 02:46:58 AM »

nagisi na ni akong baba diriii!!!

woooi!

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lindy · « **Reply #122 on:** December 15, 2007, 03:44:21 AM »

A naked girl rode on a taxi:
"BAKIT" asked the girl sa driver na nakatitig sa katawan nya... ngayon ka lang ba nakakita na Babaing hubad?
DRIVER: Hindi po miss, iniisip ko lang kung saan nakatago pamasahe mo...

SIOPAO:
Kulas: Miss isa ngang siopao... yung babae...
Waitress: Babaing Siopao?
Kulas: Oo... yung may sapin... kunbaga napkin.
Waitress: Ah ganun po ba? Lalaki po ang nandito...
Kulas: Lalaki?
Waitress:Kasi po may itlog sa loob...

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ms da binsi · « **Reply #123 on:** December 15, 2007, 03:59:45 AM »

wahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahha

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swakee · « **Reply #124 on:** December 15, 2007, 04:03:18 AM »

bwahahahaahahaa... palamoot!!!!

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Lorenzo · « **Reply #125 on:** December 15, 2007, 05:10:57 AM »

lol

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Happy · « **Reply #126 on:** December 16, 2007, 08:49:54 AM »

mogahi manpud atong baba ani ug kinatawa oi haha

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Barbaro · « **Reply #127 on:** December 16, 2007, 04:17:43 PM »

GF: Magbuwag na ta! Hambugero kaayo kang dako! Pwe!
BF: Day, pasayloa na lagi ko! Di na lagi ko muotro!
GF: Dili na lagi ko nimo!
BF: Magtubok mang gyud ko kon imo kong bulagan!
GF: Okey, mosugot ko pero ayaw na lagi paghimbog kay dili nako na type!
BF: Hay, salamat gyud kaayo Day! Karon nga misugot ka nga dili nata magbuwag, regaluhan taka og panyo nga tag 20,000 pesos, hatagan sab taka og panty nga 50,000 pesos, blah... blah.... blah...... Yahoooo!!!

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Scarb · « **Reply #128 on:** December 17, 2007, 01:12:06 AM »

Ama: Bakit ka umiiyak?

Anak: Pumasa po kasi ako sa test. Huhuhu!

Ama: Aba , magaling! Anong subject yun, anak?

Anak: Pregnancy test po itay!

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Happy · « **Reply #129 on:** December 17, 2007, 01:16:20 AM »

hahaha ka brayt intawon sa anak

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Scarb · « **Reply #130 on:** December 17, 2007, 01:29:52 AM »

LD call from US:
HUSBAND: hon musta ang tindahan?
WIFE: dept store na!

H: ang tuba-an?
W: KTV bar na!

H: and mga trickad?
W: taxi na!

H: ang dalawa kong anak?
W: LIMA na!

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hazel · « **Reply #131 on:** December 17, 2007, 01:29:54 AM »

heheheh scholar na tingali, Haps

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Scarb · « **Reply #132 on:** December 17, 2007, 01:39:59 AM »

two lovers calling thru cellphone
Kano Bf: Honey, thanks for ur Love and time spent with me

Pinay Gf: saba ka dha oi, labawng pa kang Tangyuuu

Kano: Ohh sorry I'm lowbat. darlin

Pinay: nayabag ka dha,unsaon nimo pagkalibat
wla man ka kakita nako?huuh

Kano: what are you talking there?
Pinay: unsay uwat-huwat,wlay Kabaw, wla kos daruhan oi...!

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Barbaro · « **Reply #133 on:** January 21, 2008, 02:07:20 AM »

DRAMA SA RADYO:
"Huwag mo kong hawakan, berting, nasasaktan ako! magulo na
ang buhok ko at pumapalag ako ngayn"
"magtapat ka lorena, habang lalong humihigpit ang hawak ko sayo"
"tama na berting! May nakita ako ngayng kutsilyo sa mesa, kukunin
ko ito at bigla kong isasaksak sayo...ayan. .nakuha ko na..sinasaksak
na kita!"
"aahhhh...sinaksak mo ako sa tiyan..ito ngauy nagdurugo at
mamamatay nako..ayan patay nako...."
...xet! buti nalang talaga naimbento ang tv...hehehe.

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hazel · « **Reply #134 on:** January 21, 2008, 04:25:11 AM »

weheheheheheh

finally! you're back!

we missed you, alex.

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Sigbin II · « **Reply #135 on:** January 22, 2008, 05:26:03 PM »

Yes, Barbaro is back! And in true form.

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Barbaro · « **Reply #136 on:** January 22, 2008, 06:18:05 PM »

bai paul.. tnx salamat gyod kaayo until next december pohon..after gyod nag swimming ug taga tuhod gihilantan ko adto katong sigi tang txt sa higpit sa schedule wala nay ayong tulog kay daghan mag mahay ug dili nimo ma entertained.. hangtod gihubagan intawn sa kilid.. hubag tiki hangtod ron baon pa nako..

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Sigbin II · « **Reply #137 on:** January 22, 2008, 06:23:01 PM »

Na! Ipa-check-up na 'lex. Di kaha na tungod sa bobog?

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Barbaro · « **Reply #138 on:** January 22, 2008, 06:53:43 PM »

ok na sya gamay paul.. kay dili na beer akong giinom antibiotics nalang..

he he sa tuyom guro paul natusok sa gilid...

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Sigbin II · « **Reply #139 on:** January 22, 2008, 06:57:57 PM »

Ok na man kaha. Labiha pus tujom nga nangita man ju'g kilid-kilid.

hehe

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Barbaro · « **Reply #140 on:** January 22, 2008, 07:05:59 PM »

ambot bitaw mikalit lang naman duha pa gyod kabook medyo ok na..

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Barbaro · « **Reply #141 on:** January 22, 2008, 09:58:24 PM »

The lawyer placed a sign, "I am the Boss" in his office.
Days later his secretary says: "Sir, tumawag po Mrs nyo. Ibalik
daw po yun sign nya sa bahay nyo."

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hazel · « **Reply #142 on:** January 23, 2008, 12:23:02 AM »

ambot bitaw mikalit lang naman duha pa gyod kabook medyo ok na..

wehehehehe kalouy! gihubagan.

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Barbaro · « **Reply #143 on:** January 23, 2008, 12:44:57 AM »

makalibog ka uyamot hazel.. kataw-an bako nimo or nalooy ka nako..

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hazel · « **Reply #144 on:** January 23, 2008, 04:11:35 AM »

murag katawa kay nia man ta sa jokes corner.

pwede pud pakapinan ug kalouy.

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Sigbin II · « **Reply #145 on:** January 23, 2008, 09:28:35 PM »

makalibog ka uyamot hazel.. kataw-an bako nimo or nalooy ka nako..

murag katawa kay nia man ta sa jokes corner.

pwede pud pakapinan ug kalouy.

Sorry, 'lex. Peace.

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Barbaro · « **Reply #146 on:** January 23, 2008, 09:32:51 PM »

ok ra paul oi.. peace..

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Barbaro · « **Reply #147 on:** January 23, 2008, 10:18:48 PM »

There was a turtle who fell in love with a pig.
One day the turtle visited the pig and said, "I love you with all my
heart".
The pig replied, "Kami na ni rabbit, hinayon man gud ka!....hehehe

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hazel · « **Reply #148 on:** January 23, 2008, 10:43:50 PM »

makalibog ka uyamot hazel.. kataw-an bako nimo or nalooy ka nako..

kanang hubag. pa buthan ra man na ug botelya..hahaha

There was a turtle who fell in love with a pig.
One day the turtle visited the pig and said, "I love you with all my
heart".
The pig replied, "Kami na ni rabbit, hinayon man gud ka!....hehehe

dah! mao na diha. unhan noon. hehehe

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Barbaro · « **Reply #149 on:** January 23, 2008, 10:46:08 PM »

naayo na tawn oi.. wala ka buto..

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hazel · « **Reply #150 on:** January 24, 2008, 01:34:41 AM »

naayo na tawn oi.. wala ka buto..

hahahhahahahahhahaha

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Bambi · « **Reply #151 on:** January 27, 2008, 06:48:14 AM »

Anak: Tay, nganong kanang atong mga baktin maglakaw nga magduko man?

Amahan: Naulaw na sila, Dong, nga kaliwat sila ug baboy.

Poor Pig!

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Bambi · « **Reply #152 on:** January 27, 2008, 06:52:48 AM »

Naglalakad, nagtetext, nasagasaan, patay. Kumakain, nagtetext, nabilaukan, patay. Nagdadrive, nagtetext, nabangga, patay. May cellphone, walang nagtetext, nagpakamatay.

Hi Barbaro!
I like and love this joke.

I think the last person is like me here in Germany.....nobody texted because it is very expensivie....hhhuhuhuhuhuu :'(

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Bambi · « **Reply #153 on:** January 27, 2008, 06:55:17 AM »

bai paul.. tnx salamat gyod kaayo until next december pohon..after gyod nag swimming ug taga tuhod gihilantan ko adto katong sigi tang txt sa higpit sa schedule wala nay ayong tulog kay daghan mag mahay ug dili nimo ma entertained.. hangtod gihubagan intawn sa kilid.. hubag tiki hangtod ron baon pa nako..

Hoy......unsay gibalon nimo ang tiki?

wa pa diay diha?

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Barbaro · « **Reply #154 on:** January 30, 2008, 02:33:32 PM »

he he he ate bambs, hubag tiki. i do know sa english ana.. but pigsa sa tagalog..but now totaly healed na.. tnx to God..

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Barbaro · « **Reply #155 on:** January 30, 2008, 03:46:30 PM »

ANAK: Tay kinsa imo love?ako o si nanay?

TATAY: Syempre ikaw jud!

ANAK: Bantog ra kay inig ka kadlawon imo kung habulan unya si nanay imong hubuan!....

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orChids · « **Reply #156 on:** January 30, 2008, 03:47:06 PM »

Hahahahahahaha.way batasan ka tay.hahahaha

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Bambi · « **Reply #157 on:** January 31, 2008, 03:17:18 AM »

he he he ate bambs, hubag tiki. i do know sa english ana.. but pigsa sa tagalog..but now totaly healed na.. tnx to God..

I know what you mean..ug natunong sa mata kining tiki -a gitawag ug "businggit", right? $:-\$

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Barbaro · « **Reply #158 on:** February 07, 2008, 03:50:34 AM »

Son: Tay kasab-an ko ako maestro ganina!
Tatay: Ha! Ngano man?
Son: Ako gi kiss-san ako seatmate ganina!
Tatay: tong anak ko, liwat jud nako dah! He,he,he nya lami bah?
Son: Opo tay, gwapo kayo siya!

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hazel · « **Reply #159 on:** February 07, 2008, 04:12:09 AM »

na unsaon nalang! badidat diay pud si tatay...

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Barbaro · « **Reply #160 on:** February 07, 2008, 04:15:56 AM »

Studyante nasakpan may kodigo
Teacher: unsa ni?
Student: prayer nako mam!
Teacher: unya nganong answers man ang nakasulat?
Student: hala! Gitubag ang akong prayer mam!

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Glen · « **Reply #161 on:** February 07, 2008, 12:55:15 PM »

Hahahaha sakpan diay ang kudigo! Da ka ubo hinoon siya ato.

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Barbaro · « **Reply #162 on:** February 09, 2008, 06:01:56 AM »

Sa isang Museum..
Juan: Ito bang pangit na 'to ang tinatawag nyo na "ART"?!

Ang pangit, nakakasuka! Painting ba to?
Guide: Hindi po sir, salamin yan! Hahaha!

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hazel · « **Reply #163 on:** February 09, 2008, 06:10:00 AM »

hahahhahahaha

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Bambi · « **Reply #164 on:** February 09, 2008, 06:28:35 AM »

louya tawon pod si Juan oi! Pero.......whhahahahaha sorry...Juan ha?

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Barbaro · « **Reply #165 on:** February 16, 2008, 01:21:56 PM »

It takes only two people to maintain a peaceful and happy home. Kung magkaisa lang sana
ang KABIT at ASAWA, walang gulo sa pamilya.

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Glen · « **Reply #166 on:** February 16, 2008, 03:58:39 PM »

Ha pwede diay usahon ang kabit og asawa kinsa kaha ang lami.Hahahaa

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lindy · « **Reply #167 on:** February 17, 2008, 01:47:34 AM »

Ha pwede diay usahon ang kabit og asawa kinsa kaha ang lami.Hahahaa

pahrihas na nga walay lami Glen kay dunganon naman aron maangay unya wala na sad thrilling kay wala naman tagox2...

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Happy · « **Reply #168 on:** February 17, 2008, 02:55:16 AM »

Maluya man pud ta kinatawa ani oi

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Barbaro · « **Reply #169 on:** February 21, 2008, 03:07:03 AM »

Boy1: Pare pahiram 5pesos, bibili lang ako CHUCHIRYA.
Boy2: Pare, ano kaba, nakakahiya ha! Hindi chuchirya tawag dun! Tanga!
Boy1: E, ano?
Boy2: JUMPFUDS pare, jumpfuds!

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Barbaro · « **Reply #170 on:** March 01, 2008, 01:35:24 AM »

Mga bagong pangalan ngayon:
1. Aveli No Razon
2. NaniLITO Atienza
3. Mike Defensuhol
4. Joking Aroy O
5. Ben Aba Lost
6. Bobong Revilla
7. Unggoy Estrada
8. Alan Peter Cayetanong
9. Gen Angel Atububo
10. Sergio A Butol
11. SiRaul O. Goonzales
12. Juan Pesteng Enrile
13. Romulo Neri vioso

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david · « **Reply #171 on:** March 01, 2008, 02:01:25 AM »

Ha pwede diay usahon ang kabit og asawa kinsa kaha ang lami.Hahahaa

LAMI ANG KABIT

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svetlana · « **Reply #172 on:** March 01, 2008, 09:31:06 AM »

Mga bagong pangalan ngayon:
1. Aveli No Razon
2. NaniLITO Atienza
3. Mike Defensuhol
4. Joking Aroy O
5. Ben Aba Lost
6. Bobong Revilla
7. Unggoy Estrada
8. Alan Peter Cayetanong
9. Gen Angel Atububo
10. Sergio A Butol
11. SiRaul O. Goonzales
12. Juan Pesteng Enrile
13. Romulo Neri vioso

hahahahaha kaw jud Lex!

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Barbaro · « **Reply #173 on:** March 01, 2008, 05:47:33 PM »

Mike Arroyo: Laging masama ang pakiramdam ko lately, Doc.
What must I do to get better?
Doc: Sir, it's always better to lie in bed than to lie at the Senate.

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hazel · « **Reply #174 on:** March 02, 2008, 12:14:11 AM »

Boy1: Pare pahiram 5pesos, bibili lang ako CHUCHIRYA.
Boy2: Pare, ano kaba, nakakahiya ha! Hindi chuchirya tawag dun! Tanga!
Boy1: E, ano?
Boy2: JUMPFUDS pare, jumpfuds!

hahahahahha isumbong taka ni padre!

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Barbaro · « **Reply #175 on:** March 02, 2008, 11:01:42 PM »

Here's the latest:
Nagsalita na si Neri about GMA, di raw nya sinabi na
"She's evil"...
Sabi raw niya: Gloria "wears Prada".

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svetlana · « **Reply #176 on:** March 03, 2008, 11:14:40 AM »

Here's the latest:
Nagsalita na si Neri about GMA, di raw nya sinabi na
"She's evil"...
Sabi raw niya: Gloria "wears Prada".

hahahahahaha

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Barbaro · « **Reply #177 on:** March 03, 2008, 10:58:03 PM »

Anak: Tay, tinood ba naay multo?
Tatay: Anak walang multo! nganong nangutana manka?
Anak: ingon si yaya naa daw multo!
Tatay: Anak...yati wala mantay yaya!

ngek multo nga

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Happy · « **Reply #178 on:** March 04, 2008, 02:46:29 AM »

Dili diay multo kundi Ilusyon

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jorgeanna · « **Reply #179 on:** March 04, 2008, 02:48:41 PM »

PERFECT HEAVEN: Having American salary,
British home, German car, Chinese food, and Pinoy wife!

PERFECT HELL: Having Korean car, British wife,
German food, American home and Pinoy salary!

moot pud ni oi pero true kaayo..

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Glen · « **Reply #180 on:** March 04, 2008, 03:42:44 PM »

Hahahaa! Adto nalang ko pili sa Perfect heaven og mauhon ni.

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Barbaro · « **Reply #181 on:** March 04, 2008, 07:01:53 PM »

Inday: Ate, kailangan daw ipaEXTRAY ulo ni junior?
Mother: Gaga anong EXTRAY?
Inday:Ano pu ba ati?
Mother: CT SKULL!! Bobo!

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hazel · « **Reply #182 on:** March 05, 2008, 04:49:20 AM »

CT skull!!!

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Barbaro · « **Reply #183 on:** March 06, 2008, 08:05:34 PM »

Teacher: Juan, give me colors that start with letter M, except maroon!
Juan: Hhmmm...
Maitim!
Mapute!
Maputla!
Madilaw!
Mukhang berde!
Mejo asul!
Mamink-mink!

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Scarb · « **Reply #184 on:** March 09, 2008, 03:53:04 AM »

PERFECT HEAVEN: Having American salary,
British home, German car, Chinese food, and Pinoy wife!

PERFECT HELL: Having Korean car, British wife,
German food, American home and Pinoy salary!

hehehe

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Barbaro · « **Reply #185 on:** March 09, 2008, 12:45:11 PM »

Mag-ama nakasakay sa barko habang bumabagyo...
Anak: Tay! Nag-aalala po ako. Parang lulubog ang barko.
Tatay: Tanga! Ba't ka mag-aalala eh di naman atin ito!

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svetlana · « **Reply #186 on:** March 09, 2008, 06:16:36 PM »

Mag-ama nakasakay sa barko habang bumabagyo...
Anak: Tay! Nag-aalala po ako. Parang lulubog ang barko.
Tatay: Tanga! Ba't ka mag-aalala eh di naman atin ito!

hahahaha wa nalay kwenta tay kung malunod mo?!

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Barbaro · « **Reply #187 on:** June 09, 2008, 02:40:27 AM »

Bana: Love , nganong gahilak man ka?
Asawa: Sweetheart, ingon atong mga
silingan akong dagway mura kuno og
iro. huhuhu.
Bana: Mga way batasan! Imo unta sila
gipaak!!

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Bambi · « **Reply #188 on:** June 09, 2008, 08:42:30 AM »

Bana: Love , nganong gahilak man ka?
Asawa: Sweetheart, ingon atong mga
silingan akong dagway mura kuno og
iro. huhuhu.
Bana: Mga way batasan! Imo unta sila
gipaak!!

bu**** banaha....mas grabe pas irong bu**** gjod.

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orChids · « **Reply #189 on:** June 09, 2008, 08:54:34 AM »

Mag-ama nakasakay sa barko habang bumabagyo...
Anak: Tay! Nag-aalala po ako. Parang lulubog ang barko.
Tatay: Tanga! Ba't ka mag-aalala eh di naman atin ito!

Bana: Love , nganong gahilak man ka?
Asawa: Sweetheart, ingon atong mga
silingan akong dagway mura kuno og
iro. huhuhu.
Bana: Mga way batasan! Imo unta sila
gipaak!!

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Barbaro · « **Reply #190 on:** June 23, 2008, 03:04:42 PM »

Amnesty
Rex - O, gitagaan na daw ni GMA ng amnesia ang ubang meimbro sa magdalo.
Rap - Amnesty yun, dili amnesia, tange!
Rex - Amnesia nga, kay kalit lang nakalimtan ang mga reklamo nila.

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Sigbin II · « **Reply #191 on:** June 23, 2008, 04:57:11 PM »

Amnesty
Rex - O, gitagaan na daw ni GMA ng amnesia ang ubang meimbro sa magdalo.
Rap - Amnesty yun, dili amnesia, tange!
Rex - Amnesia nga, kay kalit lang nakalimtan ang mga reklamo nila.

Sakto!

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gelyan · « **Reply #192 on:** June 23, 2008, 05:55:32 PM »

PERFECT HEAVEN: Having American salary,
British home, German car, Chinese food, and Pinoy wife!

PERFECT HELL: Having Korean car, British wife,
German food, American home and Pinoy salary!

moot pud ni oi pero true kaayo..

nyahahahahaha

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Barbaro · « **Reply #193 on:** August 02, 2008, 01:18:28 AM »

A " COW" STORY
America has COWboy and COWgirl!
England has madCOW!
China has maCOW!
Russia has mosCOW!
And the Philippines has politicians who are magnanaCOW!

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ms da binsi · « **Reply #194 on:** August 02, 2008, 03:27:47 AM »

bwahahhahha

paita! hahahhahha

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Bambi · « **Reply #195 on:** August 02, 2008, 09:06:34 PM »

labaw pas paet gjod Bayat....

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lumine · « **Reply #196 on:** August 02, 2008, 09:58:21 PM »

A " COW" STORY
America has COWboy and COWgirl!
England has madCOW!
China has maCOW!
Russia has mosCOW!
And the Philippines has politicians who are magnanaCOW!

hahahaha!

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Barbaro · « **Reply #197 on:** August 08, 2008, 12:32:52 AM »

Nakakasalat
Sakristan: Father, may libangan din ba ang mga Pari?
Pari: Oo, naman, pag dating ng hapon, kaming mga pari dito sa bayan ay naglalaro ng Mahjong.
Sakristan: Bakit po naman Mahjong pa ang napili niyong laro?
Pari: Kasi, dito lang kami nakakasalat ng flower, Iho!

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Barbaro · « **Reply #198 on:** August 02, 2009, 12:51:30 AM »

Ikaw ba kung malain gali ka sa akoa dili ka magpataka ug sulti
Storyahon ko nimo,dili ka magpataka ug pagpanabi nga
â€œcute ko,ulaw bayaâ€!
hehehehe

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mistyeyed · « **Reply #199 on:** August 02, 2009, 03:46:53 PM »

Willie: ( Nag interview sa usa ka bulilit baby) Baby unsa may imo message naku

Baby Bulilit:Hehehe.. Wa koy message kay wa pa man koy cellphone,bata pa man ko..

ahehehe..gitik gitik..

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