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halos tanan motan-aw ug porno movies so im sure nga if they do have sex with their partners, they will try to follow on what they see on the videos. 

Quote from: bolingitboy on June 04, 2009, 07:47:30 PM
watersheds simply mean agianan sa tubig uwan from the mountains down to the sea. in other words, a watershed system always involve bodies of water like brooks, streams, and finally rivers that empty out to sea. siguro naa na moy idea karon kung asa dapit ang mga dagkong watersheds sa bohol.

sa balilihan ug mga kasilinganang lungsod sama sa batuan, catigbian, cortes, antequera, sevilla, sikatuna, corella ug san isidro dunay mga dagkong suba or sapa. in fact ang balilihan, giliyokan ug suba nga murag nahimo nang utlanan sa masig ka lungsod nga akong gihisgotan sa unahan. in fact kanang abatan river, lapos man ngadto sa may viga, antequera ug dorol, balilihan. ang kadtong suba pud diin nahimutang ang hanopol hydro plant sumpay pud na sa suba diin nahimutang ang sevilla hydro plant.

silingan siguro ni namo sa moto norte. murag dapit sa menteryo ilang balay.

galang-galang
bokhayo
binoylos
shakoy
salbaro
halang2x
toron
sanggoloy

i miss them all

dili ko mo post ug link kay basin matotyo ta ana.  hehehehe

Words Of Wisdom

"It's not how you pick your nose, but where you put the booger."

”Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings."

"If you drink, don't park; accidents cause people."

"The Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math"

"If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."

"When all else fails, follow instructions."

"Never hit a man with glasses; hit him with your fist."

"Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it."

"The early bird gets the worm" "On the other hand, the early worm gets eaten..."

"Remember: 'i' before 'e', except in Budweiser."

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."

"Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things."

"When everything comes your way, you're in the wrong lane."

"Two rules in life are deny everything, and now I have no idea what you're talking about."

"If Christmas isn't about the giving or the receiving, you ain't got much to ride on."

"If an idiot throws a knife at you, take off the sheeth and stab him in the back."

"Nobody ever died from hard work, but I don't wanna take the risk."

"You don't have to swim faster than the shark, just faster than the person you're with."

"You're unique, just like everyone else."

"There are only three kinds of mathematicians: those who can count, and those who can not."

"Don't do drugs... .do medicine."

"The only difference between smart and stupid people, is that you dont brag
bout being stupid."

"Reality is a big, nasty, vicious dragon, but I don't believe in dragons."

"All the king's HORSES and all the king's men? Are you kidding me? No wonder they couldn't put Humpty together again. Just what did those idiots expect the horses to do, anyway?"

"Hard work pays off later, laziness pays off now."

"He who laughs last thinks slowest!"

"It takes many nails to build a cradle, but only one screw to fill it."

"Don't give me that "there's no I in team" crap. There's no U in team either."

"No one likes a loser. Be a cheater."

"It's not kids in the backseat that cause accidents, it's accidents in the back seat that cause kids."

"Sarcasm keeps you from telling people what you really think of them."

"You can't be late until you show up."

"Computers help us do stupid things faster."

"Make war, not love, it's safer."

"A wise man once said, man who go to bed with itchy ass wake up with smelly finger."

"Anything can be obtained through hard work, perseverance, and a large assortment of automatic weapons."

"There are no stupid questions, only stupid people."

“What goes around usually gets dizzy and falls over.”

”Never try to teach a pig to sing; you'll frustrate yourself, and annoy the pig.”

”If you can't convince them, confuse them.”

”If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.”

”Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.”

”Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.”

”After things have gone from bad to worse, the cycle will repeat.”

”The secret to finding something is knowing where it is.”

naa man koy mga kaila sa magtangtang ug sa centro sa danao jud. pero what about sa kadtong wala jud kaila.

he will do it again hoping the same thing will happen.

pamahaw: paliya with egg
paniudto: wala
panihapon: mixed veggies

GARDEN CITY, N.Y. â€" A rifle-toting convenience store owner said he decided to show mercy on a would-be robber after seeing the man collapse into tears and claim he was only committing the crime to support his starving family.

The Long Island store owner provided the bat-wielding man with $40 and a loaf of bread and made him promise never to rob again.

"This was a grown man, crying like a baby," Mohammad Sohail, owner of the Shirley Express convenience store about 65 miles east of New York City, told The Associated Press in a telephone interview on Tuesday.

The man dropped the bat, picked up the bread and tucked the $40 into his waistband before fleeing, said Suffolk County police Sgt. John Best.

Sohail, who moved to the United States from Pakistan about 20 years ago, said he was getting ready to close his store shortly after midnight on May 21 when the man in his 40s entered with a bat in his hand. Sohail said he tried to stall for a moment and then grabbed a rifle he keeps behind the counter and ordered the assailant to drop the bat.

The would-be thief dropped to his knees and begged for forgiveness, Sohail said.

"He started crying that he was out of work and was trying to feed his hungry family," he said. "I felt bad for him. I mean, this wasn't some kid."

He said he tossed $40 to the man, who then stood up and told Sohail he was inspired by the act of mercy and wanted to become a fellow Muslim. Sohail said he led the man in a profession of Muslim faith and the two ended up shaking hands.

Sohail said he went to the back of the store to get some milk to give to the man, but when he returned the man had fled. He said he called police and reported the attempted robbery, but he doesn't want to press charges if the man is ever caught.

Best said detectives have reviewed a store surveillance video of the attempted holdup, but said it would be difficult for anyone to identify the suspect because he was wearing a mask.

Sohail, who said he had never been the victim of a robbery attempt, said he didn't expect any accolades for what he had done.

"I'm a very little man. I just did a good job," said the married father of one. "I have a good feeling in my heart. I feel very good."

Boy: 'Nay, anong ulam natin?
Nanay: Tignan mo na lang dyan sa ref, anak.
Boy: Eh wala naman tayong ref, di ba?
Nanay: O, e di wala tayong ulam. Konting common sense naman dyan!
*********************************************************
Caloy: Tay ,di ba sabi mo bibigyan mo 'ko ng P100 pag pumasa ako sa Math?
Tatay: Oo. Bakit, pumasa ka ba?
Caloy: Gud news, tay! Di ka na gagastos ng P100.
*********************************************************
Man at 33 quits smoking. Will Power;
At 43, quits drinking. Will Power;
At 53, quits gambling. Will Power;
At 63, quits having sex. Power Failure.
**********************************************************
Kano (trying to speak Tagalog): Meg-kanow isang kilow mang-gow?
Tindero: One way.
Kano : Meg-kanow?
Tindero: I sed ONE WAY.
Kano : Aynowng ibig sabeyhin ng one way?
Tindero: Isang daan. Understang?!
**********************************************************
Erap: Kalokohan! Di ako naniniwala! Walang taong ganun kataba!
Loi: S'an ang balitang yan?
Erap: Dito sa dyaryo. Sabi; 'British tourist lost 2000 pounds.'
**********************************************************
MMDA (with pen and ticket to a traffic violator): Name?
Foreigner Driver: Wilhelm Von Corgrinski Papakovitz.
MMDA: Ahhh okay.....(sabay tago ticket)...Next time be careful, ok?
**********************************************************
BF: Sunduin kita mamaya, ha? Bubusina na lang ako pag nasa harap na 'ko ng bahay n'yo.
GF: Sige. Anong sasakyan ang dala mo?
BF: Wala. Busina lang...
**********************************************************
(Nag-aapply si Tomas na security guard...)
Interviewer: Ang kailangan namin ay taong laging
may suspicious mind, highly alert, insistent
personality, strong sense of hearing with a killer
instinct. Sa tingin mo ba qualified ka?
Tomas: Sa palagay ko po hindi. Pwede po bang yun
misis ko na lang ang mag-apply?
**********************************************************
Always remember, when SHE cancels a date, she HAS TO.
But....when HE cancels a date...... he HAS TWO.
**********************************************************
Junior: 'Nay, bibili ako ng HIGH CAKE.
Nanay: Hindi 'high cake', anak - HOT CAKE 'yun.
Junior: Ok 'nay, whatever. Pahingi na lang ng pera.
Nanay: Sige, kumuha ka na lang d'yan sa SOLDIER BAG ko.

adto sa japan, singapore ug korea. ang auto didto, kutob ra 5-10 years depende sa klase. if molapas na diha, dili na e-insured. maong i-junk nalang nila. dayon ang mga pinoy nga negosyante kaayo ug hunahuna, paliton nga tinapok unya isulod sa container vans ipa-shipped sa pinas. mao na dayon na ang surplus nga mga sakyanan daghan kaayong nagdagan diri. tsk tsk tsk, nahimo natang labayanan diri. mohimo palang ug aksyon nga gobyerno, ila pa lang na pangayoon sa maong mga nasud ug ipanghatag nato. wala pa tay gasto.

Quote from: BedoAdoSalada on June 02, 2009, 10:38:22 AM
Ang mga bisaya kono pag maka adto sa manila maningkamut jud sa pinulungan tagalog. 

Bisdak 1 (bagong salta)..... :   Pabiling prutas na matinik tinik at matagik tagik.

Tindera (bisdak pong dako):   Ano po?  Meron bang ganung prutas?

Bisdak 1.............................. :   Meron po.  Basta matinik tinik at  matagik tagik.

Tindera ..............................  :   Ah alam ko na.  Nangki !


Haha.  Nangka diay gusto paliton     ... hehe   

pareho ra na ani:

bisdak: miss pabili nang tinolang isda
tindera: anong parte ho nang isda?
bisdak: yung ulo miss
tindera: sorry sir, wala ng ulo
bisdak: ay ganun, sige ikig nalang

note: this is a real incident

pamahaw: misua with fish
paniudto: wala
panihapon: sardines with sayote and tortang talong

up until now, wala pa dakpi ang suspect. naa na daw lead ang mga police.

i haven't heard of any surfing sites in bohol. i do see some people doing skimboarding in some areas but wind surfing doesn't really do good in bohol.

Known surfing sites in the Philippines:
Badoc Island, Ilocos Norte
Baler, Aurora
Catanduanes
Daet, Camarines Norte
La Union Province
Samar
Siargao Island 
Vigan, Ilocos Sur
Zambales

erap should quit politics. he will not win again since i think there are more educated voters nowadays.

kinsay puli ni father mao?

Quote from: Tubag Bohol Dot Com on May 31, 2009, 07:24:22 PM
Balilihan bets Hilary Jalem and Maria Tiffany Tabigue were declared second runners-up. 

.....Miss Friendship award went to Tabigue

hayahaya sa anak ni pano. 2nd runnerup nya miss friendship pa.

mao jud ni ang gitawag ug swerte. maglaway lang ta ani nya. kanus-a pud kaha moabot atong swerte.

kahibaw nakang winston garcia, pataka lang dayon na ug pamasangil. mirisi wala kaugpo sa MERALCO.

hahahaha. kahibaw naka sa mga pirates ron. bisan unsa nalang ang mahunahunaan aron makakwarta. may-ong lang gani gamay, ipakalat dayon aron mahalin.

basin time na ron ni andy roddick kay nakasud na sa 4th round. galing kay nagduwa pa sila karon ni gail monfils for a quarterfinal slot. sulod naman si andy murray ug fernando gonzales.

mura man to ug dili is ruffa mae. gamay man ug yotots nya wala pa jud bolbits. murag sa akong tan-aw baga baga ni sagbot si ruffa mae parehang katrina. murag indian or arab to nga girl.

FACELIFT
Pasyente ... magkano ang facelift?
Doktora ... complete treatment ay P145,000
Pasyente ... mahal!!! ano bang pinakamurang treatment para magmukha akong bata?
Doktora ... heto tsupon, P20 lang!!

ORDER
Customer ... waiter! bakit ang tagal ng order ko? ilan ang cook nyo dito?
Waiter ... ay, sir, wala pu kame cuk dito...pipse lang. pipse!!

PROBLEMA NGA
Pasyente ... Doc, may problema ako...tuwing alas otso ng umaga dumudumi ako...
Doktor ... so, anong problema doon?
Pasyente ... Eh alas nuwebe po ako nagigising.

CUSTOMER
A man was carrying 3 babies in a train.
Lady sitting next asked, 'are they your babies?'
Man: 'No, I work in a condom factory and these are customer complaints!'

ACCIDENT
A lawyer driving on a highway notices a crowd in an intersection.
With his urge to get into the thick crowd and see the action, he shouted,
'I'M THE SON OF THE VICTIM.'
Upon hearing, the people made way for him to get through.
There he saw, bloody and helpless lying in front of the people...a pig bumped by a trailer truck!

PINTURA
Erap ... Honey, nagpintura ako ng banyo.
Loi ... Bakit dalawa ang suot mong jacket, ang init, init !!!
Erap ... Sabi kasi sa label, for best results put on 2 coats.

MANNY PAKYAW
Reporter ... Manny, anong bill ang gagawin mo kapag congressman ka na?
Manny ... Ano'ng bill? yung tomotonog pagkatapos ng bawa't round sa bukseng?

HIWALAYAN
Wife ... maghiwalay na tayo!
Man ... ok! akin ang bahay!
Wife ... Akin ang farm!
Man ... Akin ang kotse!
Wife ... Wag mo isama driver, matagal ng akin yan.
Man ..... Magkakamatayan tayo! Akin siya!

HOLDAP
Lola ... Amang, wala akong pera!
Holdaper ... Alam ko kung asan ang pera mo...[sabay pasok ng kamay sa bra ni Lola]
Lola ... Ituloy mo iho, may dollars pa sa ibaba!!

OBITUARY
Mrs. Tanoy is a very kuripot Ilocana. When her husband died, she
inquired with the newspaper, asking the price for the obituary.
The ad taker said: '300 pesos for 5 words.'
She said: 'Pwede ba 2 words lang? 'Tanoy dead' '
Ad taker: 'No mam. 5 words is the minimum.'
After thinking for a while, Mrs. Tanoy said: 'Ok, para sulit, ilagay mo,
'TANOY DEAD, TOYOTA FOR SALE '

another teletech agent killed in an inn in lapu-lapu city.

tinuod bang una nang gipadelete ni vicki iyang video usa gipagawas ang uban? hehehe
maayo jud ug plano belo da.

mao sad nuon pero kasagaran man gud ug ing ani ra ang papeles, mao man sad ang daghan ang nailad. wala ko nag ingon nga ilad ning yutaa ha. ang sa akoa lang, daghan jud mag interes ani kay medyo barato lang jud siya pagkabaligyaa to think nga naa sa panglao. pero i think, it deserved a try.

hahaha, mao ba sir felix? paryente pa ra ba na sa akong bayaw ang ilang vice-prexy.

terminator between my legs

wash clothes
play basketball
sleep
cook food

pamahaw: buwad, bangus ug tuna
paniudto: utan tinunoan, bihon ug buwad
panihapon: buwad, tangkong ug piniritong isda

Quote from: corrosion_block on May 31, 2009, 05:45:12 PM
Immoral gjud na nga hitabo, pero mas immoral ang mga pulitiko nga nisakay sa issue, pogi points for the next election.

Q. Kinahanglan ba adto gjud sa senate husayon ang mga kaso like this? is the senate a proper venue for that issue?, tubag palihog...

alyas pogi baya ang monicker. ..

im not really familiar with the watersheds. where in bohol can it be? as far as the places that i've been to in bohol, i can see more than enough water for the people living those areas. sagbayan, balilihan, catigbian, cortes, corella, loboc, tubigon, maribojoc, loon and antequera.

mayta butangan na nila ug mga inns, lodging house or perhaps cottages nga pwede puy-an sa mga muanha. matud pa sa akong amahan kay wala pa kunoy kapoy-an so kung moadto ka, kinahanglan jud ka mouli inig ka hapon.

Quote from: hofelina on May 29, 2009, 05:15:16 PM
mao diay ni siya, dili ba ni tuwayon?

dili siguro manay kay pwerte mang higop, tila ug kitkit ni hayden sa iyang puday base sa video.

disipolo sad diay ni si mayor imboy ni gov gwen garcia. dili ganahan naay swimsuit competition ang mga beauty pageant. hinuon kung indigay lang sa utok ang gusto nila, ok na walay bikini portion. diretso nalang sa question and answer or kung kwartahaya lang man. counting nalang dayon nya diretso koronahan ang kandidata nga daghan ug kwarta. di na jud kinahanglan ang bikini or swimsuit portion.

ganahan kaayo ang mga taga landbank, department of finance hasta ang mga taga oriental negros.

Quote from: grazie7y on May 29, 2009, 07:11:09 AM
Thanks again, Ray.  I guess I need to review my taxation.  I thought man gud maximum na ilang bracket so it doesn't matter how much ang extra, ma charge lang gihapon sila sa maximum tax rate.  Hani ba ni mura'g natay-an naman akong ulo oi! (

mao ra man pud na akong nadunggan. mao kuno na kasagaran buhaton sa mga dato. iapod-apod daan sa ilang legal nga mga heirs like asawa, anak ug apo aron dili masobrahan.

SHORTEST FAIRY TALE EVER:

Once upon a time.. A guy made love to a girl,  she got pregnant.. he asked the girl, "will you marry me?" she said "NO!" and the guy lived happily ever after...

VAT in sex

proposed by Pres. Arroyo, sex will now be taxed:

Upon penetration VAT - Vaginal Access Tax
If more than 10 minutes inside - Burial Tax
Upon withdrawal - Exit Tax
Those who don't have sex life -- Idle Asset Tax
Those who practice withdrawal method of birth control -- Withholding Tax
Entering other than wife - Amusement tax!

Prayer before meals in Bisaya:

"Ginoo namong Dyos, blis dis food, ako fod, siya fod, sila fod, aron ang pagkaon ma-afod-afod ug ang sud-an mapa-igo fod hangtud among ngipon mafodfod,...amen"

10 qualities of perfect WIFE

Honest
Understanding
Mabait
Obedient
Talented
Beautiful
Industrious
Lovely
Active and
Tapat
in short  H.U.M.O.T.B.I.L.A.T

Magaling ka bang SUMUSO?

S-umayaw
U-mawit
M-agpatawa
U-marte
S-umagot
O-n camera

Kung ganu’n, ikaw ang hinahanap ng StarStruck. Magsadya ka sa GMA 7 at Sumuso!

matud pa ni vicky belo sa interview, wala kuno siya misibat. dugay na kuno naka schedule ang taping sa belo 101 didto sa paris, france. wala pa nigawas ang kining controversy, naka book na sila nga moadto. so dili ni rason nganong nilarga siya ug kalit. kuyog man gani niya ang iyang anak nga director si quark henares ug ang kadtong babaye sad. nalouy kuno siya ni dodong hayden kay murag piso nga nabasa.

sige ko ug kita sa school bus sa medina college sa cebu. i wonder if naa ba silay extension sa ilang school sa cebu.

pamahaw: paliya with egg
paniudto: buwad potpot ug monggos
panihapon: tawgi with veggies and piniritong yellow fin

pabor jud ang mga lawless elements aning dili pwede magdala ug pusil ang mga police kung magpatrolya. kasabot ra man siguro ang mga turista kung police magdala ug pusil. pero kana ra pud police nga in complete uniforms.

most call centers accept undergraduates provided you are a good english conversant. aside from that you are able to reach a certain year in college mostly around 2nd year college. if you can't make it to the call centers, you can apply at department stores as promo girl or merchandizers.

this is one of my all time favorites.

with or without you  - U2

See the stone set in your eyes
See the thorn twist in your side
I wait for you

Sleight of hand and twist of fate
On a bed of nails she makes me wait
And I wait without you

With or without you
With or without you

Through the storm we reach the shore
You give it all but I want more
And Im waiting for you

With or without you
With or without you
I cant live
With or without you

And you give yourself away
And you give yourself away
And you give
And you give
And you give yourself away

My hands are tied
My body bruised, shes got me with
Nothing to win and
Nothing left to lose

And you give yourself away
And you give yourself away
And you give
And you give
And you give yourself away

With or without you
With or without you
I cant live
With or without you

With or without you
With or without you
I cant live
With or without you
With or without you

conjugal properties na gihapon grazie pero sagad sa mga aduhan sama nila, ila na itemized ilang properties para makasave sa tax. kay kung sa usa ra katawo ipangalan, magpunga punga jud sa tax nga bayran. mailhan man pud na nimo kay sa ilang SAL, ibutan man jud na ang items sa ilang properties.

i dunno glace ug asa nilang duha. basin ang hyundai i10 kay mahalon gamay. pero matud pa sa mga uban, dili man kuno maayo ug klase ang mga hinimo gikan sa india. pareho ra kuno ug quality sa china. ambot unsa kaha na katinuod. pero para nako, bahala ug dali maguba basta barato lang. pareho ra na sila sa mga mahalon maguba ra gihapon. im sure, barato ra ug pisa kung maguba man galing ang mga baratohon.

sige nako ni agian ang maong skwelahan kada adto nako sa tubigon via catigbian. gikan sa macaas padung sa kawayanan diin nahimutang ang maong skwelahan pwerte pa to tawn mingawa ug green kaayo ang palibot. karon, hastang daghana na ug mga kabalayan ug mga establishments. asenso na jud ug maayo ang maong lugar ug ang tibuok lungsod sa tubigon.

with regards to wearing uniforms, ok ra na siya kay dili kalas ug sinina. makailin-ilin ka sa imong sul-obon during wash days aron di magbalik-balik imong gisul-ob. sayang lang wala ni sa unang panahon sa pagskwela nako sa kolehiyo. maayo nalang gani kay known sad nga mga rugged ang mga students sa among school lakip na ang mga chicks. dili kaayo ka mataha mosulod sa klase kay pa rugged looks man ang effect pirme. sul-ob gani ka ug polo or slacks, sungog ug kantiyaw ang resulta.

Quote from: BedoAdoSalada on May 28, 2009, 03:40:24 PM
Hahaha.  Gi-atay kadakong dimalas sa tinuod nga tag-iya sa cellphone.  hehe

Dili na ikaw bay BnC (Bol-anon na Chikboy)... 

hahahaha. haskang dimalasa kaha nako kung maohon bay bedo.

Married Life
1.) May isang intsik na sa sobrang hilig sa karaoke ay inabot ng 5am.
Dahil sa takot mabugbog ni misis, nag-text ng: "HUWAG KA BAYAD RANSOM.
NAKATAKAS AKO. UWI NA KO!"

2.) Husband: "Parati na lang tayo away! Maghiwalay na lang tayo!"
Wife: "Sige, maghati tayo ng mga anak!"
Husband: "Akin ang mga guwapo at maganda!"
Wife: "S! us! Pinili pa yung hindi kanya!"

3.) Sa harap ng nursery window;
Friend: Pare, pag laki ng anak mo, am sure magaling mag-drive
Dad: Bakit, pare, malaki ba ang kamay?
Friend: Hindi. Kasi kamukha siya ng driver ninyo!

4.) Husband came home from church, suddenly lifted his wife and carried her.
Wife: Why? Did the Pastor tell you to be romantic like this?
Husband: No! He told me to carry my cross!

5.) Husband: "Ang iniiyakan ko lang naman eh bakit gumaganti ka ng kadyot habang ginagahasa ka ng tulisan?!"
Wife: "Hay naku, Honey ... SELF DEFENSE lang yung akin"

6) Friend: "Wow, pare, ganda ng shoes mo, ah!"
Husband: "Oo. Surprise gift ng kumare mo!"
Friend: "Surprise? Ano occassion?"
Husband: "Wala. Nakita ko na lang sa ilalim ng kama! namin kagabi!"

SIRA
Isang binatang nasisiraan ng ulo ang isinugod sa pagamutan ng mga baliw sa
Mandaluyong City. Tawa nang tawa. Humahagikgik, humahalakhak at walang tigil.
Siyempre, bagong pasok ay ininterbyu siya ng naroong doktor.

"Rodel po ang pangalan ko. Mayaman po kami. Ang totoo po, may kakambal ako.
Magkamukhang-magkamukha kami at halos ay wala kaming pinagkaibahan. Dahil sa
sobrang pagkakamukha namin, sa eskuwelahan, kapag may test kami, siya ang
kumukuha para sa akin."

Tatangu-tango ang doktor. Sa isip- isip niya'y mukha namang matino ang binata.

"Minsan nga po, nang mapaaway siya sa isang bayan, ako ang nakulong. Ang
malungkot po na hindi ko malilimutan ay may girlfriend ako na mahal na mahal ko.
Siya ang nakatanan. Napagkamalan niya ang kakambal ko." paliwanag ni Rodel.

"E, bakit mukhang masayang-masaya ka ngayon?" usisa naman ng doktor.

"Kasi po, nakabawi naman ako. Noong isang linggo, namatay ako. Siya ang inilibing." 

i really mean everything i said. i have so many problems right now. financially we are really in trouble but i still have so much reason to give a grin or perhaps smile.

tinuod ba jud nang sige putol ug kahoy sa bohol? sa akong tan-aw pwerte pa man bagaa sa kalasangan diha.

pamahaw: monggos ug nukos
paniudto: utan bisaya gisubakan ug piniritong isdang bariles
panihapon: bbq

nangita ka ug baby kiams?

Quote from: grazie7y on May 27, 2009, 11:50:40 AM
so kining networth ni Madam Cynthia Villar, dili lang man ni iya di ba but both nila ni Senator Villar?

lahi ug gi declare si manny villar sa iyang SAL ug lahi pud ang kang cynthia. ing ana jud na sila kadato. samot pa jud ug kadato ron kay last term na ni cynthia villar. saka napud ni sa senate siguro.

akong recipe lang kaayo.
mga lamas:
sibuyas bombay, luy-a, kamatis ug sibuyas dahonan. sliced into small sizes and mixed in a bowl.
pour in enough quantity of vinegar then add seasoning, salt and a little drops of MSG. add the camote tops then mix well. and presto, pwede na kan-on with newly cook rice or with kinilaw nga fish.

dili na nako i-steam or lagaon ang camote tops. mag-init ra ko ug tubig then pabukalon for 3-5 mins. after ana, ako rang i-dip ang mga camote tops.

wala man gani nauwaw si maricar. sige man lang gani gihapon ug duty isip usa ka doctor sa usa sa mga inilang hospital sa manila.

Quote from: ZecurB on May 27, 2009, 04:53:06 PM
If my memory serves me right, it was then Cong. Venice Borja-Agana...

thanks for the reply but i just found out the answer to my question.

* The Bohol National High School or BNHS; also Bohol High, is a public, secondary educational institution at Tagbilaran City, Bohol, Philippines named after Dr. Cecilio Putong National High School by virtue of the 14th Congress House Bill No. 3724 sponsored by then Congressman Isidro Zarraga, Jr. of Bohol, amidst a controversy in that province where many were not aware of the accomplishments of Dr. Putong. It is located along Carlos P. Garcia or CPG Avenue.

* Putong Street (formerly Ma. Clara Street) was named after Dr. Cecilio Putong.

-what puzzled me is that we are still in the 14th congress and congresman zarraga has long been gone as 3rd district congressman.

Quote from: buwadsanga on May 27, 2009, 12:38:32 PM
may part 2 si hyden at maricar..... grabbe pala mo fak si maricar. super gallinnngg!!!

i did see the 2 videos of maricar and hayden. the best ang kadtong nag-inom si maricar ug mineral water. medyo di kaayo sakto ang kombati kadtong murag nag chat siya kay naggamit man ug laptop.

pamahaw: pansit ug nukos
paniudto: utan bisaya
panihapon: litson manok (kay wala kaluto)

kuwangan na ang sexy ug beautiful sa TB kung di ka mobalik.
birthday pa jud nimo. happy birthday.

the nano car is tata's answer to hyundai's i10.

nano car - PHP 120,000.00 approx.
i10 - PHP 420,000.00 approx.

hahahaha. calisthenics man jud. unsa man to sexercise? 1 thing nga akong ma comment, they are really in for a good sex. you can tell it by the way the women moan. 
maricar reyes is the best.

sige ko kilaw ani almost every weekend. ganahan ta ko adlaw-adlawon pero murag dili mada.

basig ma controversial napud ni nga raffle draw sama adtong nahitabo sa ICM.

grabeha ug boom sa FCB. gikan pagka rural bank karon development bank na.

Top 10 Nursing Board Exam Passers For February 2009


Here's the complete list of the Top 10 Nursing Board Exam Passers.

Top 1
Jovie Ann Alawas Decoyna, Baguio Central University, 89 %

Top 2
John Patrick Morales Dimarucot , Central Luzon Doctor's Hospital Educational Institute, 88.40%

Top 3
Gian Karlo Timog Cusi, Baguio Central University 88%;
Erycar Del Mundo Manaois, Pamantasan ng Lungsod ng Maynila, 88%

Top 4
Florina Conde Corpuz, Saint Dominic Savio College 87.60%
Angelica Aubrey Pantig Morla, Far Eastern University Manila 87.60%
Jamie Anne Tolentino Tinio, Angeles University Foundation 87.60%

Top 5
Roberto Madrona Asuncion, Arellano University, Pasay City, 87.40
Irisa Kriya Turaja Biag, San Pedro College, Davao City, 87.40
Miguela Macuto Gabisan, Cebu Normal University, 87.40%
Edita Te Lim-Arriesgado College Foundation, Inc, 87.40%
Rosario Lei Mosqueda Pasimio, Xavier University, 87.40%
Elaine Grace Esperancilla Praile Saint Paul University, Iloilo 87.4%
Catherine Duran Reyes, Our Lady of Fatima College-QC, 87.4%

Top 6
Geronimo Carillo Burce Jr., Mabini College, 87.20%
Joanna Mae Francisco Evangelista, San Beda College, 87.20%
Christopher Alvarez Irorita, San Pedro College, Davao City, 87.20%
Paul Delfin Reyes Jamero, Father Saturnino Urios University (Urios College), 87.20%
Hazel Joy Amarillo Jimenez, University of Batangas, 87.20%
Ma. Concepcion Ashley Delizo Mapagu, Saint Louis University, 87.20%
Maria Cecilia Castillo Navata, Canossa College, 87.20%
Francis Ian Sabanal Pascual, Universidad de Zamboanga (ZAEC), 87.20%
George Garcia Vega Jr., University of Saint Louis, Tuguegarao, 87.20%

Top 7
Katrina Andrea Pagdanganan Arceo, Nueva Ecija College, 87.00%
Rose Jean Dumaboc Capidlac, Silliman University, 87.00
Carla Mae Tenorio Cuisia, Silliman University, 87.00
Mary Ann Alvarez Garing, Lyceum of Batangas, 87.00
Ma. Joya Jimenea Genzola, Colegio de San Agustin, Bacolod City, 87.00%
Rose Anne Miranda Mungcal, Angeles University Foundation, 87.00%
Pretzel Estremos Vicencio, (Butuan Doctors College (Butuan Dr. HSP. Sch. of Nursing), 87.00%
Faye Stephanie Yao Yu, Remedios T. Romualdez Medical Foundation, 87.00%

Top 8
Lylani Mutya Balote, University of Makati, 86.80
Jamaicca Rabulan Banting, Davao Doctors College, Inc., 86.80%
Garey Jay Avelino Delfin, Iloilo Doctors’ College, 86.80%
Josephine Celoso Elvas, 86.80%; Vanito Diocson Ilanga Jr., Sultan Kudarat Educational Institution, 86.80%
Maria Edna Charise Godoy Java, Misamis University, Ozamiz City, 86.80%
Hannah Lee Alde Padilla, University of San Agustin, 86.80%
Bryan Morella Peralta, Univesity of Makati, 86.80%
Robinson Uy Kaw Sing, Iloilo Doctors’ College, 86.80%

Top 9
Maria Jurem Quilar Alcarde, Central Philippine University, 86.60%
Ruel Bobadilla Arzadon, Saint Louis University, 86.60%
Karina Genciane Banayat, Our Lady of Fatima College, Quezon City, 86.60%
Ryan Daniel Rivera Dablo, University of San Carlos, 86.60%
Matthew Wayne Real Chang, Silliman University, 86.60%
Fritzie Quiatzon Dela Raga, Fellowhip Baptist College, 86.60%
Hiromi Balaguer Fernandez, Saint Paul University, Iloilo, 86.60%
Josephine Franz Pagulayan Gammad, Saint Paul University, Tuguegarao, 86.60%
Paul Fabian Robosa Gumabao, Arellano University, Manila, 86.60%
Maila Carl Majam Morantte, Colegio De Sta. Lourdes of Leyte Foundation Inc., 86.60%
Michael Dorothy Frances Gaer Montojo, Ateneo de Davao University, 86.60%
Cindy Mae Alvarez Nañoz, Ateneo de Zamboanga, 86.60%
Glenda Mae Macapal Omaña, Riverside College, 86.60%
Rhea Jhoy Padinay Pantaleon, Saint Louis University, 86.60%
Rolly Mendoza Policarpio, Angeles University Foundation, 86.60%
Arlette Castillo Quinan, University of St. Louis, Tuguegarao, 86.60%
Crystal Mae Abejuela Sabela, Xavier University, 86.60%
Katrina Isabel Hugo Santos, Philippine Women’s University, Quezon City, 86.60%
Shiella Marie Gamboa Simplina, Saint Louis University, 86.60%

Top 10
James Altura Baguio, Saint Mary’s University, 86.40%
Miljoyce Daligdig Cabat, Lyceum Northwestern, 86.40%
Sarah Mae Clemente Capulong, Angeles University Foundation, 86.40%
Johcy Angeleme Fausto De La Fuente, Central Philippine University, 86.40
Renante Lazarte Dig-Aoan, Baguio Central University, 86.40%
Jake Desor Diputado, Silliman University, 86.40%
Marjory Boquia Emperio, Misamis University , Ozamiz City, 86.40%
Marissa Raposas Ferrer, Lyceum Northwestern, 86.40%
Erika Bautista Galang, Central Luzon Doctor’s Hospital Educational Institute, 86.40%
Francis Gerwin Uy Jalipa, San Pedro College, Davao City, 86.40%
Angela Gilda Baltazar Mencias, Unciano Colleges & General Hospital, Manila, 86.40%
Carina Yabut Pacete, Our Lady of Fatima University, Valenzuela, 86.40%
Joy Jenelynn Chua Tan, University of Sto. Tomas, 86.40%
Francis Dollente Villanueva, Saint Paul University, Tuguegarao, 86.40%

November 2008 Nursing Board Exam Results- Top 10 Nursing Examinees

Following are the top 10 test-takers of the nursing licensure examination:

Top 1
• Aira Therese Salamanca Javier, University of Santo Tomas â€" 86.00%

Top 2
Alrin Flores Falgui, Far Eastern University-Nicanor Reyes Medical Foundation â€" 85.80%

Top 3
• Kristine Maravilla Mendoza, Remedios Trinidad Romualdez Memorial School â€" 85.60%
• Joanna Jacob Quirante, University of Santo Tomas â€" 85.60%

Top 4
• Ana Rica Chan Gutierrez, University of Santo Tomas â€" 85.40%
• Dalfon Silvio Babular Navaja, Cebu Institute of Technology â€" 85.40%
• Maria Alyssa Yee Policarpio, University of Santo Tomas â€" 85.40%
• Aileen Grace Yu Sotyco, University of Santo Tomas â€" 85.40%

Top 5
• Michelle Cruz Amoroso, University of the Philippines-Manila â€" 85.20%
• Ma. Regina Basa Ang, Our Lady of Fatima University-Valenzuela â€" 85.20%
• Michelle Joyce Cheung Encarnacion, University of Santo Tomas â€" 85.20%
• Lyka Abalajon Gede-Y, Riverside College â€" 85.20%
• Jason Albia Go, University of Santo Tomas â€" 85.20%
• Katherine Rose Rodrigo Raquel, De La Salle University-Dasmariñas Health Science Campus â€" 85.20%

Top 6
• Regina Krys Villaflor Cabanilla, Cebu Normal University (Cebu State College) â€" 85.00%
• Aster Annie De Jesus Calma, University of the Philippines-Manila â€" 85.00%
• Tracy Michelle Buan Catacutan, Centro Escolar University-Manila â€" 85.00%
• Diana Justo Cupino, University of Santo Tomas â€" 85.00%
• Rachel Mae Tabuena Daigdigan, Mindanao State University-Marawi City â€" 85.00%
• Karen Marie Galvez Flores, Trinity University of Asia (Trinity-QC) â€" 85.00%
• Elaine Esther Saldua Funtanar, Cebu Normal University (Cebu State College) â€" 85.00%
• Marion Delos Santos Llauder, University of Santo Tomas â€" 85.00%
• Kevin Bryan Uy Lo, University of Santo Tomas â€" 85.00%
• Anne Lorraine Trinidad Lorenzo, University of Perpetual Help Rizal-Las Piñas â€" 85.00%
• Louie Jhon Erracho Lunaria, University of the Philippines-Manila â€" 85.00%
• Joanna Roxas Maala, Our Lady of Fatima University-Valenzuela â€" 85.00%
• Patrick Paras Mejia, University of Santo Tomas â€" 85.00%
• Kristine Valino Picadizo, University of Perpetual Help Rizal-Las Piñas â€" 85.00%
• Eiren Oro Rebute, West Visayas State University-La Paz â€" 85.00%
• Rizza Armas Tamayo, Colegio De Dagupan (Computronix College) â€" 85.00%
• Anna Mae Maquiling Trinidad, Mindanao State University-Marawi City â€" 85.00%
• Jennifer Laggad Ugalde, Dr. Carlos S. Lanting College-Q.C. â€" 85.00%

Top 7
• Ma. Leonor Galvan Barbosa, Mindanao Sanitarium & Hospital College of Med â€" 84.80%
• Jennifer Baguio Gait, Velez College â€" 84.80%
• Ariane Castañares Llevares, Cebu Normal University (Cebu State College) â€" 84.80%
• Neil Anthony Esmilla Manzano, Our Lady of Fatima University-Valenzuela â€" 84.80%
• Oliver Naval Mendoza, Saint Bernadette College of Health And Sciences â€" 84.80%
• Maricor Cortez Montalbo, University of the Philippines-Manila â€" 84.80%
• Tara Patawaran Patawaran, Dr. Carlos S. Lanting College-Q.C. â€" 84.80%
• Roger Carlo Payawal Pineda, Dr. Yanga’s Francisco Balagtas College â€" 84.80%
• Bartolome Arthur Marcaida Quincina, Dr. Carlos S. Lanting College-Q.C. â€" 84.80%
• Marion Katrina Lara Raguini, Far Eastern University-Manila â€" 84.80%

Top 8
• Ma Cristina Diesta Arroyo, University of the East Ramon Magsaysay Mem. Medical Center â€" 84.60%
• Lance Lambert Gatdula Ayson, Bulacan State University (Bulacan Coll. of Arts & Trades) â€" 84.60%
• Carla Emille Dalangin Barbon, University of the Philippines-Manila â€" 84.60%
• Rosauro Cruz Briones, Manuel S. Enverga Univ. Foundation-Lucena City â€" 84.60%
• Jan Paolo Santiago Caparas, De La Salle University-Dasmariñas Health Science â€" 84.60%
• Sozein Soliel Bacena Bustamante, University of Santo Tomas â€" 84.60%
• Lourdes Claire Rodriguez David, University of Santo Tomas â€" 84.60%
• Ana Joy Almie Cruz Dizon, University of Santo Tomas â€" 84.60%
• Lorrainne Yu Embay, University of the Visayas-Mandaue City â€" 84.60%
• Kristine Marie Lee Indiongco, Perpetual Help College of Manila â€" 84.60%
• Imee Loren Chan Lim, University of Santo Tomas â€" 84.60%
• Sim Pama Paniza, West Visayas State University-La Paz â€" 84.60%
• Rochelle-Anne Ordinanza Primavera, University of Santo Tomas â€" 84.60%
• Raichel Faye Mallari Ringor, University of Santo Tomas â€" 84.60%
• Roxan Salvadora Roman, Our Lady of Fatima University-Valenzuela â€" 84.60%
• Czarina Ann Arellano Sevilla, University of Santo Tomas â€" 84.60%
• Jeffrey De Justo Silva, Saint Paul University-Iloilo â€" 84.60%
• Zyena Joyce Palines Untalasco, University of the Philippines-Manila â€" 84.60%
• Paola Sarona Young, University of the East Ramon Magsaysay Mem. Medical Center â€" 84.60%

Top 9
• Blake Warren Coloma Ang, Cebu Doctors’ University â€" 84.40%
• Trisha Carmelli Gonzales Bautista, University of the Philippines-Manila â€" 84.40%
• Danica Bianca Bernad Cagalawan, Saint Michael’s College-Iligan City â€" 84.40%
• Janna Bianca Albano Cajigal, University of Santo Tomas â€" 84.40%
• Kathryn Kaye Aquino Carpio, University of Santo Tomas â€" 84.40%
• Glynnis Doreen Olegario Corpuz, Capitol Medical Center School of Nursing â€" 84.40%
• Katrina Rae Limjoco Daza, University of Santo Tomas â€" 84.40%
• Jean Daisy Camacho De Guzman, University of the Philippines-Manila â€" 84.40%
• Fritzie Praxidio Dela Cruz, University of Perpetual Help System-Laguna â€" 84.40%
• Willenburgh Wong Ducusin, Manila Central University-Caloocan City â€" 84.40%
• Gwen Atienza Legaspi, Saint Paul University-Manila â€" 84.40%
• John Philip Tecson Lim, University of Santo Tomas â€" 84.40%
• Stephanie Anne Chan Lopez, De Los Santos-Sti College,Inc-(Delos Santos S.N.) â€" 84.40%
• Myron Marco Miranda Mariano, University of Santo Tomas â€" 84.40%
• John Vincent Lim Omo, Holy Name University (Divine Word-Tagbilaran) â€" 84.40%
• Maria Wella Balbona Pichon, University of the Visayas-Cebu City â€" 84.40%
• May Stephanie Go Pua, Naga College Foundation â€" 84.40%
• Daryle Joie Masocol Ragasa, Manila Doctors’ College â€" 84.40%
• Girlie Lazaro Repuyan, University of Santo Tomas â€" 84.40%
• Meludee Joy Madrigal Roche, Cebu Normal University (Cebu State College) â€" 84.40%
• Maria Aileen Custodio Santiago, Dr. Carlos S. Lanting College-Q.C. â€" 84.40%
• Arthur Michael Aris Camu Sunico, Far Eastern University-Manila â€" 84.40%
• John Hirogie Abad Toku, Trinity University of Asia (Trinity-QC) â€" 84.40%
• Angela Solayao Tiu, Velez College â€" 84.40%
• Catherine Dasmariñas Uy â€" Southeast Asian College (UDMC) â€" 84.40%

Top 10
• Romina Paula Parreño Barrameda, University of Santo Tomas â€" 84.20%
• John Robert Razote Bautista, Trinity University of Asia (Trinity-Qc) â€" 84.20%
• Jeriel Bayhonan Besagas, Cebu Normal University (Cebu State College) â€" 84.20%
• Marienne Sungcad Bravo, STI College Cebu, Inc â€" 84.20%
• Evelyn Cuares Caseñas, University of Bohol â€" 84.20%
• Bridgel Avila Galorio, Cebu Normal University (Cebu State College) â€" 84.20%
• Ma. Bernadette Valdivia Lopez-Dee, University of Santo Tomas â€" 84.20%
• May Flor Llego Marcolino, Larmen De Guia Memorial College â€" 84.20%
• Kristian Santos Noche, Centro Escolar University-Manila â€" 84.20%
• Dianne Mae Lagman Notario, Our Lady of Fatima University-Valenzuela â€" 84.20%
• Kristine Ann Tagupa Panal, Mountain View College â€" 84.20%
• Marnela Kathleen Veluya Pasamba, Sacred Heart College of Lucena City, Inc. â€" 84.20%
• Ruby Joma Fadri Rafanan, Adventist University of the Philippines â€" 84.20%
• Razeille Kristine Asistio Razon, University of Santo Tomas â€" 84.20%
• Darra May Rapada Riano, Far Eastern University-Manila â€" 84.20%
• Jomar Pacleb Ronquillo, Columban College-Olongapo City â€" 84.20%
• Jeffrey Ramos Salazar, University of the Philippines-Manila â€" 84.20%
• Frederick Abad Sampang, University of Santo Tomas â€" 84.20%
• Marnelee Grace Rivera Semilla, Trinity University of Asia (Trinity-QC) â€" 84.20%
• Janelle Grace Teo Sia, University of Santo Tomas â€" 84.20%
• Jeanette Martinez Villar, West Visayas State University-La Paz â€" 84.20%

Legend:
Underlined: passers from VisMin schools
Underlined and Highlighted: passers from Bohol schools

mas malaki ang tsansa kasi sa mga patweetums at love story na movies dahil tiyak yun ang dudumugin nang masa. at tsaka, sobrang napaka strict ni ms. laguardia. guwardyado talaga ang mga movies. di bale nalang, meron namang youtube at torrent. pwede pa rin nating makita.

mao ni nga interview pero kaning video sa bandila version na ni. ang akong unang nakit-an ang kadtong gi show sa TV patrol world. naa naman pud gani siya laing interview gani. ug same ra gihapon, gibirahan si lolit solis ug bong revilla. ngano kuno giingnan ug manyak iyang anak nga dili man kuno. wala kuno sa iyang state of mind si hayden kay gipa take ug drugs in katrina. nya sige kuno txt si katrina ni hayden then pag adto ni hayden sa ilang katrina, nagtapis lang kuno nga murag nag seduce ni hayden. tungod sa issue nga drugs, niapil na gud ang PDEA ug imbestigar.

it appears to be a privately owned company. im not sure but it seems that before someone can put up something like this, they need approval from congress and senate. i hope someone from ubay or someone who has knowledge about this can shed a light and explain to us the nature of this particular setup.

Legend of Chinese Names

Chinese born during the night - Andy Lim
Chinese born blind - Kenneth Sy
Chinese born being swindled - Lino Co
Chinese born while cooking - Nilo Toh
Chinese born as 10th child - Sam Po
Chinese born while being courted - Lily Gaw
Chinese born fat - Bob Uy
Chinese born who cannot walk - Kent Go
Chinese born little - Kathy Ting
Chinese born with real estate - Lot Te
Chinese born different - Eva Yan
Chinese born with porridge - Lino Gaw
Chinese born looking for someone - Allen Sia
Chinese born while counterfeiting - Faye King
Chinese born during Sunday - Lyn Go
Chinese born with malice - Mali Sia
Chinese born angry with someone - Ally Tan
Chinese born with picture - Lara Huan
Chinese born with sweets - Ken Dy
Chinese born undefined - Sam Ting
Chinese born while taking a bath - Lily Go
Chinese born while buying - Bill Li
Chinese born secretly - Tina Go
Chinese born ugly - Shiela Yan

TAGALOG TERMS

1. BAKTOL --- ang ikatlong lebel ng mabahong  amoy sa kili-kili. ang baktol ay  kapareho ng amoy ng nabubulok na bayabas. ito'y dumidikit sa damit, at humahalo sa pawis. madalas na naaamoy tuwing registration, sa elevator o FX.

ex. "Put@#$%, sinong nangangamoy BAKTOL sa inyo?!!!

2. KUKURIKAPU --- libag sa ilalim ng boobs madalas na namumuo dahil sa
labis na baby powder na inilalagay sa katawan. Maaari ding mamuo kung hindi talaga naliligo o naghihilod ang isang babae. ang KUKURIKAPU ay mas madalas mamuo sa mga babaeng malalaki ang joga.

ex. "Honey, maligo ka na para maalis yang KUKURIKAPU mo!"

3. MULMUL --- buhok sa gitna ng isang nunal mahirap ipaliwanag kung bakit nagkakaroon ng MULMUL ang isang nunal. subalit hindi talaga ito naaalis, kahit na bunutin pa ito, maliban na lamang kung ipapa-laser ito.

ex. "How nice naman your MULMUL! Nakakakiliti!"

4. BURNIK --- taeng sumabit sa buhok sa pwet madalas nararanasan ng mga taong nagti-tissue lamang pagkatapos tumae. ang BURNIK ay mahirap alisin, lalo na kapag natuyo na ito. ipinapayo sa mga may BURNIK na maligo na lamang upang ito'y maalis.

ex. "Labs, alam ko kung anong kinain mo kanina!!!

5. ALPOMBRA --- kasuotan sa paa na kadalasang makikitang suot ng mga tindero ng yosi sa quiapo. ito'y may makipot na suotan ng paa, at manipis na swelas. Mistulang sandalyas ito ng babae pero kadalasang suot ng mga lalaki. available in blue, red, green, etc.

6. BAKOKANG --- higanteng peklat. ito'y madalas na dulot ng mga sugat na malaki na hindi ginamitan ng sebo de macho habang natutuyo. imbes na normal na balat ang nakatakip sa bakokang, ito'y mayroong makintab na takip.

7. AGIHAP --- libag na dumikit sa panty o brief nabubuo ang AGIHAP kung ang panty o brief ay suotsuot na nang hindi bumababa sa tatlong araw.

8. DUKIT --- ito ang amoy na nakukuha kung isinabit mo ang daliri mo sa iyong puwit o sa puwit ng iba....try it to prove it thats DUKIT.

9. SPONGKLONG --- ito'y isang bagong wika an nangangahulugan sa isang estupidong tao.

ex. "Buti naman at bumaba na sa puwesto ang spongklong nating Presidente."

10. LAPONGGA --- ito'y kahintulad sa laplapan o kaya sa lamasan.

ex. "Hoy Utoy, bakit ba ang hilig mo sa mga sineng puro lapongga lang ang palabas?"

11. WENEKLEK --- ito ang buhok sa utong na kadalasang nakikita sa mga tambay sa kanto na laging nakahubad. Meron din ang babae nito.

ex. "Inay! Si Itay, sinaksak yung kapitbahay natin kasi hinila yung weneklek niya!"

12. BAKTUNG --- pinaikling salita ng BAKAT-UTONG.

ex. "Uy Jefferson, tingnan mo si Ma'am, baktung na naman!"

13. BAKTI --- bakat panty.

14. ASOGUE --- buhok sa kilikili.

15. BARNAKOL --- maitim na libag sa batok na naipon sa matagal na panahon.

16. BULTOKACHI --- tubig na tumatalsik sa pwet kapag nalalaglag ang isang malaking ebak.

17. BUTUYTUY --- etits ng bata

18. JABARR --- pawis ng katawan

19. KALAMANTUTAY --- mabahong pangalan

20. McARTHUR --- taeng bumabalik after mong i-flush. "I shall return!"

FPJ & ERAP JOKES

Bush, FPJ and Erap are talking about crime.
Bush: How is your PAROLE system over there?
FPJ: Oh, we hang them every Christmas.
ERAP: Pare, tama ka, ganon din ang sagot ko!


FPJ walking in NY.
Prosti 1: Do you like handjob?
FPJ: No, thanks.
Prost 2: Pssst. Like blowjob?
FPJ: No, thanks. Dapat pala, dito sa NY nagpupunta ang mga OCW natin. Ang daming JOB openings!


Erap and FPJ, on the way to Disneyland, see a sign that reads: "DISNEYLAND LEFT."
ERAP: Sayang, hindi natin naabutan.
FPJ: O nga, agahan na lang natin bukas.


NEWS BREAK! Nagkasakit si FPJ sa kakaisip ng solusyon sa mga problema ng Pilipinas. LIBRENG SINE pa lang ang naiisip niya.


Erap wrote an order to the grocer: "Please send me 2 goose."
Erap: Mali ata.
Sulat uli: "Please send me 2 gooses." Mm... mali rin a.
FPJ: Pare, ganito na lang ang isulat mo: "Please send
me 1 goose. P.S. - at isa pa!"


FPJ & Erap in a museum. (FPJ looking at a mummy)
FPJ: Pare, ano'ng ibig sabihin nitong 1300 B.C.?
Erap: Pare, yan ang plate number ng nakabangga sa kanya.

Quote from: fdaray on May 26, 2009, 12:54:42 PM
Cynthia and Manny Villar are good presidentiable because they are millionarie.

sir felix, they aren't millionaires. they are already billionaires without any liabilities.

pamahaw: hard boiled eggs with sweet and sour sauce
paniudto: galang2x bolinao ug bolabola
panihapon: chop suey with lingua (my version)

ang mga hungihong sa gawas nag ingon nga palakaw ra sa igat nga vicki belo nga duna pud siya video with hayden aron dili siya ang pasanginlan nga maong nagpagawas sa mga videos. klaro man pud siguro kaayo. kay matud pa ni hayden, sukad nigawas ang balita nga nasakpan siya ni vicki belo nga uyab sila ni katrina ug ruffa mae. ang ebidensiya kay ang maong mga videos. wala jud na nigawas pero sa pag gawas sa balita nga nag-uli silang duha kalit lang nga nang gawas ning maong mga videos. ang gipasanginlan ang mga frat brods ni hayden kay naay kalagot niya. it turn out nga si vicki belo ug mga gipasanginlan close pud ug naay connection. tsk tsk tsk. murag gilibog nasad ang publiko ani.

i think niabot na ni sa US nga scandal. if im not mistaken it was tackled in the nip and tuck show.

dapat lang tingali jud nga ibalik ang original name sa bohol high. legendary baya na nga name. daghan na kaayong mga prominenteng tawo karon nga produkto ana nga school. ambot kinsa kaha ang nagpasiugda sa pag-usab sa ngalan ana? akong asawa diha nigraduate sa high school.

congratz st. agnes. at last natuman na jud ang imong gipangandoy ug ang mga gipangandoy sa tanang mga kababayen-an.

sa balilihan, ok ra ang supply sa tubig kay hangtud naman kini sa kabaryohan. naa lay mga baryo nga wala pa naabti kay medyo layo sad unya pila lang unya ang magpataod ug metro kay tungod lagi pud sa kawad-on.

Quote from: mike on April 05, 2009, 06:25:48 PM
top performing school in nursing board exam nationwide.

how many examinees and how many did passed the board? was it 100% passing rate? i think lots of schools from all over the philippines garnered such score. i guess that's for bohol schools only.

lisoda ibaligya aning tax declaration lang ang papeles oi. kuyawan ang mga buyers ana. bintaha unta to ug naay land title kay daghan jud mag apas ana labi pa nga 500 per sq. m lang. that's around 100,000 lang.

STL will help curve the illegal numbers game swertres, jai-lai/masiao or perhaps jueteng. It's only up to on how it's going to be implemented and how the people of Bohol will benefit from it. We know that are lots of people working as "usher" for swertres and masiao for living.

HB03707
AN ACT GRANTING THE UBAY BROADCASTING NETWORK, INC. A FRANCHISE TO CONSTRUCT, INSTALL, ESTABLISH, OPERATE AND MAINTAIN RADIO AND TELEVISION BROADCASTING STATIONS IN THE PHILIPPINES
Status: Pending with the Committee on LEGISLATIVE FRANCHISES since 2008-03-10

This bill is authored/sponsored by Cong. Cajes. If this is approved Bohol will have it's own TV and Radio network.

This is the other bill sponsored by Cong. Cajes which was reduntant to HB 01104 was later substituted by HBHB03724.

HB00653
AN ACT REPEALING REPUBLIC ACT NO. 8016, RESTORING THE NAME BOHOL NATIONAL HIGH SCHOOL, AND FOR OTHER PURPOSES
Status: Substituted by HB03724

Why Cajes and Chatto sponsored/created similar bills? are they not talking to each other?

HB03355
AN ACT REVOKING THE FRANCHISE ISSUED TO BOHOL LIGHT COMPANY, INC. (BLCI) BY THE NATIONAL ELECTRIFICATION COMMISSION (NEC), A FRANCHISE TO OPERATE ELECTRIC LIGHT AND POWER SERVICE
Status: Pending with the Committee on LEGISLATIVE FRANCHISES since 2008-01-28

What's the history behind this?

Both bills are sponsored by Cong. Edgar Chatto.

HB03724
AN ACT RESTORING THE NAME OF BOHOL NATIONAL HIGH SCHOOL, REPEALING FOR THE PURPOSE REPUBLIC ACT NO. 8016, OTHERWISE KNOWN AS 'AN ACT CHANGING THE NAME OF THE BOHOL NATIONAL HIGH SCHOOL IN TAGBILARAN CITY, PROVINCE OF BOHOL, TO DR. CECILIO PUTONG NATIONAL HIGH SCHOOL'
Status: Approved by the House on 2008-04-29, transmitted to on 2008-05-05 and received by the Senate on 2008-05-06

HB01104
AN ACT REPEALING REPUBLIC ACT NO. 8016, RESTORING THE NAME BOHOL NATIONAL HIGH SCHOOL AND FOR OTHER PURPOSES
Status: Substituted by HB03724

before it was anakpawis' ka bel or crispin beltran as the poorest representative now it's his sucessor rafael mariano as the poorest among the poorest representative with a networth roughly P55,501.72.

The top 10 richest congressmen are:

Rep. Cynthia Villar (P1.05-B) - Lone District of Las Piñas
Rep. Ferdinand Martin Romualdez (P477-M) - Leyte 1st District
Rep. Julio Ledesma IV (P447-M) - Negros Occidental 1st District
Rep. Arturo Robes (P441-M) - Lone District of San Jose del Monte, Bulacan
Rep. Judy Syjuco (P265-M) - Iloilo 2nd District
Rep. Monica Prieto Teodoro (P232-M) - Tarlac 1st District (wife of DND secretary gilbert teodoro)
Rep. Ferjenel Biron (P191-M) - Iloilo 4th District
Rep. Ferdinand Marcos Jr. (P180-M) - Ilocos Norte 2nd District
Rep. Edgar San Luis (P165-M) - Laguna 4th District
Rep. Aurelio Gonzalez Jr. (P153-M) - Pampanga 3rd District

The top 10 poorest:

Rep. Rafael Mariano (P55-T) - Anakpawis
Rep. Teodoro Casiño (P118-T) - Bayan Muna
Rep. Adam Relson Jala (P782-T) - Bohol 3rd District
Rep. Satur Ocampo (P895-T) - Bayan Muna
Rep. Mujiv Hataman (P1.5-M) - Amin
Rep. Liza Maza (P1.5-M) - Gabriela
Rep. Benjamin Asilo (P1.9-M) - Manila 1st District
Rep. Pedro Pancho (P2-M) Bulacan 2nd District
Rep. Sharee Ann Tan (P2.1-M) - Western Samar 2nd District
Rep. Narciso Santiago III (P2.9-M) - ARC

you will notice that among the top 10 richest, 2 of them are from Iloilo. Aside from that 2 are cousins and 2 are wives of top level politicians in our country. 1 a wife of a senator and the other 1 is a wife of a former congressman and current DND secretary who openly stated he's aiming for the top post in next year's national election.

you will notice that among the top 10 poorest, 6 are from partylist groups. another significant fact is that from 5th to 10th poorest are millionaires. what's good in there is Bohol's 3rd district and first termer congressman relson jala is 3rd among the poorest but's close to million. let's just hope that if ever he will get a 2nd term, his SAL will not reach millions.

nitubag si mario, wala ko niadto sa jagna pero didto ko sa albur, maribojoc, calape, tubigon ug san isidro.

im not a quitter. no matter what hardships, temptations and sufferings i have and will be encountered in the future. i will always stand up straight and take it with a stride. after all, i know God is with me and he will protect and guide me as well as my family.

dali ra kaayo ilhan ang tingog sa akong asawa bams, isog man kaayo daan. hehehhee

Quote from: Bambi on May 26, 2009, 12:02:35 AM
Bnc, that is real reason that I kept on reading your daily meal post kay mingawon kos atong pagkaon....labina nga way odong nga baligya diri, bisan ahong bana mangita ug odong nga nakatilaw kausa sa atoa. i noticed, that your paborito is bihon, di ba? i love it too labina ug subakan ug sardinas.
Promise... if we can make EB one day i will invite your kids to Jolibee or McDo, is this okey for you?  Aw...pwede pod ka mokuyog 

sure, why not. if time permits.
dire gud sa amoa, medyo barato ra nang bihon, misua ug odong kay naay daghang pabrika gud. nya medyo duol ra pud mi ug merkado maong makadalidali mi ug palit.
ang nakadeperensya lang medyo mahal ang isda labina kadtong mga maayong klasi. mao nga pirme lang bilong2x, bodboron, carballas, tulingan ug anduhaw ang paliton kay less than a hundred lang ang kilo.

usa sa rason nganong bihon, misua ug odong kay bug-at ug busog maong di na kinahanglan daghan rice. usa sad na nga paagi para makadaginot sa bugas. mahal gud ang bugas ron nya. tagsa ra pud mi mabahinan sa bohol kay medyo layo unya walay makahatud ngari. makadala ra mi ug bugas kung kami ang makauli which can only happen once a year.

angay ilisan sa  bohol kana si edgar ingking. maypa pulihan na ni louie uppos. murag sakto naman siguro na si uppos ug ranggo para mahimong provincial director. daghan na kaayo ug unresolved crimes diha sa bohol sama sa murder, robberies ug illegal numbers game like swertres, jai-alai/masiao. tsk tsk tsk.
bohol is once a peaceful place with regards to petty crimes and crimes like this not counting the atrocities between the military and the CPP-NPA. karon, pirme nalang ka kadungog nga naay gitulis, naay gipatay, naay gilugos ug uban pa diha.

hapit tanang lungsud sa bohol aduna nay smart cell sites. maong number 1 ang smart didto. pilde ang Globe ug TM hast ang sun.

isn't kinatay means butchered or in binisaya giihaw? i don't think it means massacre.
anyway, good for him. after 4 tries in cannes he finally nailed the top prize. at least for indie films.