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Quote from: islander on November 10, 2010, 09:40:24 PM
hahaha!  that cambodian little girl must have been to the caucasus herself.

Maybe because, I am taller than normal Asian women, and much chunkier when I was younger.

I am always mistaken as a Chinese, my Mom gene's gave me this slanted eyes. When I was applying for a visa in Cambodia, the foreign affairs officer told me I don't need one, just tell them I am Cambodian and my tongue was cut-off by the Khmer Rouge (how am going to say that without a tongue). In Vietnam I am a Vietnamese, in Thailand I look like Thai.

But when a little girl in remote Cambodian province called me Russian... that one blew my sanity.

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 10, 2010, 07:16:06 PM
Tuod manuglahi ang sapot kag sabot... Ti unsa gid man ang supot haw? 

Ang sapot kay...supot di bulseta (hehehehehhe)

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 10, 2010, 05:48:52 PM
Na, kon dili momata, silbihan jud og leche... 

Leche ngano nga gigamit man ni og panungo nga unta lami man kan-on.

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 10, 2010, 04:33:38 PM
Oi, wa jud matumbi akong bunol tawon. Ngano gud nga matumban nga ingon ani man ang akong sinayawan...

Sa imo man diay dapat ko nangutana kung El Bimbo ang tugtog ani.

Quote from: luckybelle on November 10, 2010, 04:37:21 PM
Hehehe... a demo on "kaliwiti" gitan-aw jud nija paajo ija tiil aron dili matumaban ang bunol... 

Unsay tugtog ani LB, El Bimbo?

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 10, 2010, 02:38:07 PM
He he, nagkasinabot uroy ang mga....





sentimental. 

Diha ka, if I know naghingos-hingos pod ka diha, nahinumduman nimo kadtong imong mga karaan. Ilara ta Tits......

Quote from: bugsay on November 10, 2010, 08:50:30 PM
tsk tsk tsk panggaon ang asawa....dili dagmalan...

Mao gyud unta na dapat dili baya lalim ang role sa asawa sa pamilya. Naay panultihon sa mga aktibistang kabayihan nga ang " Babaye kuno tan-aw sa mga kabanahan 4B's: B.....lat, Balay, Bata, Bilangkad"

Of course, with due respect sa mga bana nga mahal og girespeto nila ang ilang asawa.

True...

I am signing off now for real.

Hmmmmmm....

Quote from: islander on November 10, 2010, 01:55:10 PM
sure na sure gyod.  na, pakisaging ra ba gyod ko.


ug unya, gitiwasan ni yoyoy villame ang bayle tibuok kalibotan:

Yoyoy Villame - Bayle Tibook Kalibutan


lyrics:

BAYLE TIBOOK KALIBUTAN

Bayle tibook kalibutan, bayle magsayaw sa tanan
Galing, sa ako kang giguyod, imo kong gibalibaran (oh, yeah)
Medyo, ug ako naulawan, busa mipadaplin na lang
Unya akong gikalagutan, kay nibayle ka sa uban

Dinha kaayo mong pisliton, kaayong iambak
Kaayong isumbag, kaayong kunuton
Galing, may respeto lang ko kay kadtong lalaki
Kanimo ni bayle ogangan ko kadto

Busa, mipauli lang ko, pag-abot sa balay ang akong
Asawa maoy gipamongtan ko (oh, yeah)

Bayle, tibook kalibutan, maayo ra unta
Kanang imong bunol sa bayle hingtumban

Dinha kaayo mong pisliton, kaayong iambak
Kaayong isumbag, kaayong kunuton
Galing mirespeto lang ko kay kadtong lalaki
Kanimo ni bayle ugangan ko kadto

Busa, mipauli lang ko, pag-abot sa balay ang akong
Asawa maoy gipamongtan ko (oh, yeah)

Bayle, tibook kalibutan, maayo ra unta
Kanang imong bunol sa bayle hingtumban.

Nindot Ms Isles, it brings me back closer to home.

If FB has status, wish TB has a message board.

"Now, it is 1257 hrs in Florida, am going to bed. My eyes are half-closed and yet, am still on TB." The good part is I am off tomorrow. But I need to go to church since I was not able to do it last Sunday because I was working. Hopefully, I will not be lazy so I can workout and finish my laundry." I need to burn the extra calories for the last 4 days.

I am surprised my phone did not ring tonight. Maybe people are tired or just busy with other matters equally important than I am. Good Night Life...See you tomorrow.

My wish for this Christmas is to be able to forget the betrayal done to me from a person I trusted so much. That my wounds will heal, and we can be friends again.

I wish the pains of the betrayal will be felt wrong somehow.

I have one awful relationship before I got married. I am just trying to gain courage in writing here without editing some chapters LOL!

Quote from: luckybelle on November 10, 2010, 12:45:41 PM
   , o, asa man pud imo address?... e-pm lang

Hala ihatag dayon nako LB ha, kay aron mamasiyo ko didto. Hehehehhe

(gamay ra kog kaon hubs kay weight concious kaayo ko, puede na tangigi og tuna)

Quote from: Lorenzo on November 10, 2010, 01:33:22 PM
lol @ wolf.

Oi natag-naan, joke ra tong ako Lorenz.

Quote from: islander on November 10, 2010, 01:32:40 PM
hahaha!  survivor na gyod diay ka daan sa una pa.   kalami palandungon. 

pag-uli nako pohon, magpaluto gyod kog inanag nga saging, with margarine and sugar.  (which is better, saging hinog o hilaw?)  di ni nako paikyason.  kaayo ra nga di pinirito for once.     

Kanang hinog pero dili pa kaayo. Lami gyud sa, tilawi ra ba.

Animals attend church services on St. Anthony's Day in Mexico. This popular saint, who is regarded as a healer of people and animals, is asked to protect pets, who are decorated with flowers and ribbons for the occasion. In rural areas, peasants also bring bags of insects and worms to be blessed in church, in the hope that this will prevent these creatures from damaging crops. Source: "Reader's Digest Book of Facts"

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 10, 2010, 12:56:41 PM
Hmm. What a great civilization...

Ancient Egyptians shaved off their eyebrows to mourn the deaths of their cats

Quote from: luckybelle on November 10, 2010, 12:53:49 PM
Burag daghan-daghan  pud ni Ms, Wolfie.. or isa ra ni ka tagtungod gihinayhinay lang ug spell ang name... tyahahaha... joke     

Dear KA (ren) seguro ang ngan.

Quote from: islander on November 10, 2010, 01:17:28 PM
yes!  kahinumdom pa ko... ang wa mopalit ug bag-ong karsones mao nga piot pa ang ubos, maklaro nga giadto ug sastre ug gipadugangan sa ubos aron mobukad.  kadugayan, kadtong mga bukad nga karsones gibalik na pod sa sastre kay ipapiot na pod kay di na uso ang bukad.  alegre gyod ning kabuang ug tawo sa?

inanag nga saging?  meaning, sinugba?  cool!  i must be missing something here.  ngano man tawong wa man ko katilaw ug inanag nga saging nga palakaon man unta ko?  mao bitaw nga ganahan kaayo kog dinumugan...  

Inanag man tawag namo ana, kanang saging pakpakan unya tuhugon og bbq stick, banyusan og margarine unya wisikan og asukal nga puti. Lipay na kaayo mi og makapangayo og 25 sentimos ra may tuhog. Targeton namo kadtong miangay sa among paryente, dili gyud kabalibad.

Quote from: luckybelle on November 10, 2010, 01:11:30 PM
Katol ang kaspa ibabaw sa naglabad na kutaw na nilugaw.

Nilugaw na sad matod sa Intsik
Mao nga napikot ang mata

Quote from: luckybelle on November 10, 2010, 01:07:53 PM
Hehehe.. makakanta man sab ta ani.. "...I'm stronger now... I'm not the foolish girl you used to know... (feeling nang nija foolish but you're not ha)" Congrats Ms. Wolf... that's a real wolf... awwwwwwwwwooooooooooooohhhhhhh!

Siyempre Dai Belle, apo god ta ni Dagohoy.

Quote from: islander on November 10, 2010, 01:04:00 PM
hehe, pareha ta.  wa pay angay mag-apil-apil adtong panahona.  gawas nga bakasyonista ra ko ug katingalahan ug hitsura, mas baleg motungtong lang kog kural ug magsigeg katawa ug manaway samtang nagpang-it ug dinumogan nga akong paborito, hahaha!  

Di ba uso man tong pantalon nga corduroy unya bukad kaajo. Sa amo gyud inanag nga saging di gyud mawa basta naay bayle.

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 10, 2010, 01:00:14 PM
Kagid maoy nakaingon nganong panagsa ra mogawas si Ondoy, tiaw moy dili siya kapugong pagkawot sa iyang bugan...

Bugan....malooy ka ayaw intawon pagkatol

OT: Ang uban magpahipe dayon, sumangil og kuot sa bulsa sa karsones, gikusi dayon kadtong katol.

Quote from: islander on November 10, 2010, 12:58:02 PM
ug kini:

Tony Orlando & Dawn sing Knock Three Times

Gimingaw naman hinuon ko sa akong mga kababata Ms. Isles.

Quote from: islander on November 10, 2010, 12:48:56 PM
makabungog gyod hinoon ni sa una.  di ko kasabot.  karon, kasabot na koh!

Eddie Peregrina TOGETHER AGAIN

What Am I Living For Eddie Peregrina

Bring back gyud nig memories kay sa among baryo wala man lagi lingaw kada Sabado. Hoy, bata pa ko adto ha, siyempre tan-aw lang ko. (Defensive no)..

Sharing of funny video.

Funny Video

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 10, 2010, 12:38:58 PM
Paak diri paak didto, huboy diri butoy didto... 

Didto daghan jamong purgas og tugho
Paak diri paak didto, huboy diri butoy didto
Grabe ang kagid

Nia pay usa.
memories of our dreams % eddie peregrina

Paborito gyud ni isayaw sa mga gurang.

bakas ng lumipas * eddie peregrina

Naka-experience ba mo og bayle?

Quote from: islander on November 10, 2010, 12:26:20 PM
and it looks like it was a combat that you won with flying colors!  you may have your scars, but look, aren't you the stronger one now?  ha, let 'em bite the dust.  congratulations!

Thank you. It was not easy, but am moving on, happy and contented.

Quote from: islander on November 10, 2010, 11:48:17 AM
mapasalamaton bitaw ko sa kahitas-an nga magkainunsa ang kalibotan swerte pa gyod tawon ko nga nakabana kog di modapat.  mas modapat pa hinoon tingali ko niya.

once, he's had one too many.  human ug pangaway (unhan kintahay kog yawyaw aron di ko ka-chance) hagok lang dayon, sa taliwa pa gyod sa bed, wa na koy lugar.  kusion bitaw nakog pino ug daghan.  nagsigeg pangdagpi, nakaingon tingali tog gipamaak siyag alien nga insekto.  na, kun asa siya modagpi, adto na pod ko sa laing parte mokusi.  swerte siya di ko taas ug kuko.  ako gyod untang padug-on.

Swerte ka Ms Isles, ako dili hinuon modapat pero ako man pod dughan giyatak-yatakan. Hay, good enough nahuman na among kumbati.

Humility is saying...

they treated me like s***,
they mad immensely rude
and insulting comments to
me very regularly and
belittled everything
I worked hard on, and
belittled anything I
felt strongly about and
told me that I don't deserve
respect until I "earn some
money" and show it to them

she treated me like a fool,
knowing I care for her truly,
knowing that she could be
faithful to me if she tried,
she still preferred to like me
only when she had no way to
make me hers and when the
chance came and she COULD have
all she did was run away from
her own desire to be happy
and settle just for a
gluttonous barrage of very
unfulfilling sex

the world mocks me, by taking
what it can and then calling
what's left a nobody...
but only because it's the
self-defence of our era
to insult and hurt and abuse
anyone and everyone, whether
they do good or bad to you

but I don't mind, I know
what I want to do, I know what
my tasks are, my responsibilities,
I know my ambitions, I know my
limitations, I know that those
things are all outside me and
the anger I could feel can easily
stay outside me, because it is not
a world I am part of

And then you don't need to die
to inherit the earth, it's already
yours and yours to enjoy to the full

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 10, 2010, 11:40:12 AM
Mao ba? Kagrabe gud. Way laing potahe nga nahibaw-an?  

Pilosopong Pontio...ang balak!

Daghan diay na Lorenz.

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 10, 2010, 11:33:30 AM
He he, the gaseous expulsion caused by spontaneous combustion occurs in the adjacent excavation in conjuction with the inundation of gooey emotion.

Hahahhahaah sakit na akong tiyan og katawa ani...tugnaw ra ba....na mag combustion gyud ko ani...

Hmmmm...makapadayag na gyud ko ani sa akong kayugot.

I am proud to say that I did.

I climbed the trek 3 times, 2 of which was only up to Lake Venado because that was educational trip when I became a delegate of the Philippine Science Youth Club camping and fair way back high school days.  But the last one, was all the way to the crater.

I have a diary for that experience, I am going to share this soon.

Nindot Ms. Isles, lalom ang kahulugan, pero walay duda tinuod nahitabo kini sa ubang asawa.

Modern Sex Definition

The process in the expression of human emotion through keyboard transmission which create an emotional impact through visualization and imagination. For total actualization and achieve 100% completion and satisfaction, there is a need to employ technical modernization, camera and voice synchronization.

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 10, 2010, 08:33:47 AM
Hmm. The application of penetration is by repetition with acceleration until the emission of secretion which produces exhilaration leading to exhaustion.

Bwahaha!

hahahhahaha, where is the expulsion and combustion?

Scientific Definition

Sex is a term use for reproduction by animal species characterized by the penetration of the male reproductive organ called penis, to the female reproductive organ called vagina.

For lunch: baked potato with Mexican chicken jalapeno

Me. I dont like sophisticated electronic toys.

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 09, 2010, 09:43:16 PM
Nah, dia nay biktima...

Tarannnnnnn...maayo gyud da, hurot na sad akong believe.

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 09, 2010, 09:57:51 PM
Kagapong kay aslong kung hinuglawayan sang kagopang maldito.

Maldito ning amigas, kamang-kamang usa paak.

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 09, 2010, 08:55:45 PM
Delikado kon maohon. Basin magratatat... 

Na, naa gyud malanag inig buga sa baozooka, ayaw gyud palubot.

Quote from: islander on November 09, 2010, 09:04:07 PM
sila nga mapahimuslanon madayon unta nga ngitngit lang kanunay ang ilang panan-aw.

Panan-aw sa libat gasanga.

That is not bad at all.

Quote from: luckybelle on November 09, 2010, 01:18:24 PM

Puede pod gatuwad kay gipanuhot.

Ipaibot dayon aron walay disgrasya, peo mi-sipyat man, 9 ka bulan ang ebidensya.

Good News: Your wife that you wish to be abducted by alien ran away.
Bad News: She ran away with your sister.

Sausage mcmuffin from mcdonald. Wow, I dont eat Mcdo for ages.

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 09, 2010, 12:23:51 PM
Man-tika nga init--
Kini makapaksit
Sa pako sa kwaknit...

Kwaknit ang tawag sa babeng mababa ang lipad.

Quote from: bugsay on November 09, 2010, 10:44:14 AM
victims of love
are broken down affair
so sad to see the debris
scattered everywhere...

Everywhere, you can see the creation of God
Everywhere, you can see the destruction of Man

IF ONLY LIFE COULD BE LIKE A COMPUTER!

If you messed up your life, you could press "Alt, Ctrl, Delete" and start all over!
To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"!
If you needed a break from life, click on "suspend".
Hit "any key" to continue life when ready.
To get even with the neighbors, turn up the sound blaster.
To "add/remove" someone in your life, click settings and control panel.
To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings.
If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers.
When you lose your car keys, click on "find".
"Help" with the chores is just a click away.
You wouldn't need auto insurance. You'd use your boot diskette to recover from a crash.
We could click on "send" and the kids would go to bed immediately.
To feel like a new person, click on "refresh".
Click on "close" to shut up the kids and spouse.
To undo a mistake, click on "back".
Is your wardrobe getting old? Click "update".
If you don't like cleaning the litter box, click on "delete".

Here are some effects of the computer on human lives.

A man and wife were both in an Internet business, but it was the husband who truly lived, ate and breathed computers. His wife finally realized how bad it gotten when one day she was scratching his back, and he said "No, not there. Scroll down a little."

A child was watching his mother sift through and delete a long list of junk E-mail on the computer screen.
    "This reminds me of the Lord's Prayer," the child said.
    "What do you mean?" the mother asked.
    "You know.  That part about 'deliver us from E-mail."

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on November 09, 2010, 10:33:20 AM
Wolf kining speller checker ba usahay magsulat ko ug note naanad na ko naay mo red kung dili sakto ang spelling matagbaw pa intawon ko pinaabot ug naa ba moappear  nga redusahay malimot ko nga nagsuwat man diay ko ug note sa papel oi wala sa computer.lol

Hahahahhahaha.......See it gets into your system LOL!

Here are some Funny Definitions:

ABASH:  A high school graduation party.

ABDICATE:  To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

ACCOUNT:  A Countess's husband.

ACRE:  Literally means the amount of land plowable in one day.  So in my case it would be four feet by four feet.

ADULT:  A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

AMNESIA: condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex again.

ANTIQUE:  An item your grandparents bought, your parents got rid of,  and you're buying again.

ARBITRATOR (ar'-bi-tray'-ter):  A cook that leaves Arby's to work at Burger King.

ATHEISM is a non-prophet organization. -- George Carlin

AVOIDABLE (uh-voy'-duh-buhl'):  What a bullfighter tries to do.

BALDERDASH:  A rapidly receding hairline.

BARIUM:  What we do to most people when they die.

BATHROOM: A room used by the entire family, believed by all except Mom to be self-cleaning.

BEAUTY PARLOR:  Places where women curl up and dye.

BOSS:  Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

CANNIBAL:  Someone who is fed up with people.

CANTALOUPE:  Gotta get married in a church.

CAR SICKNESS:  The feeling you get when the car payment is due.

CATALOGS:  Rails used to build cow fences.

CHICKENS:  The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

CLASSIC:  A book which people praise, but do not read.

CLOTHES DRYER:  An appliance designed to eat socks.

COFFEE:  A person who is coughed upon.

COLLEGE:  The four year period when parents are permitted access to the telephone.

COMMITTEE:  A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

COMPROMISE: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

CONFERENCE: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

CONTROL (kon'-trol):  A short, ugly inmate.

COURTESY:  The art of yawning with your mouth closed.

DERANGE:  Where de buffalo roam.

DICTIONARY: A place where success comes before work.

DIPLOMAT: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

DIVORCE:  Future tense of marriage.

DOCTOR:  A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.

DUMBWAITER: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.

DUST:  Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST:  Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

EMERGENCY NUMBERS:  Police station, Fire Department and Places that deliver.

Etc:  A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.\

ETERNITY: The last two minutes of a football game.

EYEDROPPER (i'-drop-ur):  A clumsy ophthalmologist.

EXPERIENCE : The name men give to their mistakes.

FABLE:  A story told by a teenager arriving home after curfew.

FAMILY PLANNING: the art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster.

FANCY RESTAURANT:  One that serves cold soup on purpose.

FATHER:  A banker provided by nature.

FEEDBACK: The inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots.

FLABBERGASTED:  Appalled over how much weight you have gained.

FULL NAME:  What you call your child when you're mad at him/her.

GOSSIP:  A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.

GRANDMOTHER: A baby-sitter who doesn't hang around the refrigerator.

GRANDPARENTS:  The people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right.

GROCERY LIST:. What you spend half an hour writing, then forget to take with you to the store.

GUM: Adhesive for the hair.

HAIR DRESSER:  Someone who is able to create a style you will never be able to duplicate again. See "Magician."

HANDKERCHIEF:  Cold Storage.

HEARSAY:  What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.

HEROES (hee-rhos'):  What a guy in a boat does.

HINDSIGHT: What one experiences from changing too many diapers.

HORS D'OEUVRES:  A sandwich cut into 20 pieces.

IMPREGNABLE:  A woman whose memory of labor is still vivid.

INDEPENDENT:  How we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say.

INFLATION:  Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

KISSING:  A means of getting two people so close together that they can't see anything wrong with each other.

LEMONADE STAND: Complicated business venture where Mom buys powdered mix, sugar, lemons, and paper cups, and sets up a table, chairs, pitchers and ice for kids who sit there for three to six minutes and net a profit of 15 cents.

MISER:  A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

MISTY (mis-tee'):  How golfers create divots.

MYTH:  A female moth.

MOSQUITO:  An insect that makes you like flies better.

NAIL POLISH: Part of an assortment of make-up items such as lipstick, eyeliner, blush etc. which ironically make Mom look better while making her young daughter look "like a tramp."

OPPORTUNIST:  A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

OVERSTUFFED RECLINER: Mom's nickname for Dad.

OW:  The first word spoken by children with older siblings.

OYSTER:  A person who sprinkles their conversation with Yiddish expressions.

PARADOX (par'-u-doks'):  Two physicians.

PARK:  Before children, a verb meaning, "to go somewhere and neck."  After children, a noun meaning a place with a swing set and slide.

PHILOSOPHER:  A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

POLITICIAN: One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

POLYGON:  A dead parrot.

PRENATAL:  When your life was still somewhat your own.

PRIMATE (pri'-mate'):  Removing your husband from in front of the TV.

PRIVATE TUTOR:  Someone who doesn't fart in public.

PROFESSOR:  Someone who talks in someone else's sleep.

PSYCHOLOGIST:  A man who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl enters the room.

PUDDLE:  A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it.

QUIET: A state of household serenity which occurs before the birth of the first child and occurs again after the last child has left for college.

REFRIGERATOR: Combination art gallery and air-conditioner for the kitchen.

RELIEF (ree-leef'): What trees do in the spring.

RUBBERNECK:  What you do to relax your wife.

SCHOOL TEACHER:  A disillusioned person who used to think thhe liked children.

SEAMSTRESS:  Describes 250 pounds in a size 6.

SECRET:  Something you tell to one person at a time.

SELFISH: What the owner of a seafood store does.

SHOW OFF:  A child who is more talented than yours.

SKELETON:  A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

SMILE: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

SPOILED ROTTEN: What the kids become after as little as 15 minutes with Grandma.

STERILIZE:  What you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it.

SUBDUED (sub-dood'):  Like, a guy who, like, works on one of those, like, submarines, man.

SUDAFED:  Brought litigation against a government official.

TOOTHACHE:  The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOP BUNK:  Where you should never put a child wearing Superman pajamas.

TOMORROW:  One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

TWO-MINUTE WARNING:  When the baby's face turns red and she begins to make those familiar grunting noises.

VEGETARIAN:  Old Indian word for bad hunter.

YAWN:  An honest opinion openly expressed.

YAWN: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

VUJA DE:  The Feeling You've Never Been Here.

WITHDRAWL: To remove money from a bank down south.
(Submitted by Pericak.)

WRINKLES:  Something other people have. You have character lines.

ZUCCHINI: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it.

Tukso layuan mo ako...

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 09, 2010, 09:55:29 AM
Sweet Tuesday morning came and you smiled
All of my fears, they have left me
Sweet Tuesday morning came and you smiled
Love is the answer you gave me.

Me Against the world
We're not gonna be
Just apart of their game
We're not gonna be
Just the victims

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 09, 2010, 10:02:49 AM
He he, with accompanying acoustic effects (not to mention olfactory)... 

Yaks!

Life before the computer:

1) Overseas spouse through penpal, exchange of letter now through the chat room.
2) Sending money through money order, now online transfer.
3) Playboy magazine is for the privileged that can afford to subscribe, now just go to the porno sites and you can watch hard core sex live.
4) Drafting of building plans/architectural designs on a drafting board with compass and pencils, now there is AUTOCAD.
5) Shopping is hard because you have to bring bundles of money, now just swipe your credit/atm card.
6) To change an airline ticket you need to visit the office and they change your ticket, now just phone the travel agent/airline company and they send your IT on the email.
7) When you travel by driving you take the map, now there is GPS.
When you want information you consult the Encyclopedia, now there is google.
9) When you check your spelling you consult Thesaurus, now all word processors are equipped with Speller check program.

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 09, 2010, 09:50:01 AM
He he, naay namilit nga sesame seeds unya parehas pud sa binangkal kagahi? 

OT: Muuntol inig igo sa inodoro, murag jolen. Hahahahahhaha

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 09, 2010, 07:32:36 AM
All my life, without a doubt I give you all my life... 

Life is what you make it, it can be sour, it can be sweet.

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 09, 2010, 09:35:16 AM
Dili tanang matagak tubol. 

Dili tanang tubol gasumpay murag suman, naa poy murag binangkal.

Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on November 09, 2010, 03:42:30 AM
wala koy gikaon. nagpuasa.

Uso diay ang puasa before sa Pasko, abi ba nako og Cuarisma lang. Hhehehheeh

Nailad ko sa akong amiga ra pod, gibalig-yaan ko og si Cujo og pampagwapa kuno balor og $475. Mipalit sad mi. Sos maryosep kay nang-hubag man among nawong tapos murag gibinat nga rubber.

I ended up consulting a dermatolgist, nadakuan pa hinuon ko og damage kay dili man covered ang dermal restorative services sa akong health insurance.

Pastilan kami ni Cujo yaw-yaw lang tawon, amiga man gyud pero ilad gyud to.

Quote from: luckybelle on November 09, 2010, 01:32:34 AM
Stage 2 - sabotable na nakachemo na tsa... I pray na cure kaagad tsa ug di na mobalik ang cancer cell, evah jud.. cancer of what man?

Man to man na gani ang instruction, dili gihapon kasabot, blonde!

OT: Breast una karon, liver na pod. Survived na siya sa breast, pero second na sad ni...Ambot Oi..we are so sad about it.

Quote from: luckybelle on November 09, 2010, 01:02:32 AM
Cancer ijang sakit.. kalooy pud, unsa naman na stage?

Stage 2 - second come-back.

Quote from: luckybelle on November 08, 2010, 11:17:56 PM
Silingan kong gwapa, pwede ba kong mamisita?

Mamisita ko ugma puhon sa akong amiga nga naay cancer.

Quote from: luckybelle on November 08, 2010, 10:45:10 PM

Be careful what you write here...You'll get the answer... Yaki-yaki...

Quote from: Koddi Prudente on November 08, 2010, 09:08:15 PM
piniritong katambak
piniritong buwad nga danggit
ginisang tangkong
senyorita nga saging
kusahos nga kabaw

Yummmmmyyyyyyyy

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 08, 2010, 08:49:04 PM
Diha man gud koy mga kaduwa nga nagpatuli during the previous year's summer unya dugay jamong naayo ang samad, pila ka semanang nagkamatis... 

He he, "close/open" gang? That's a new one on me... 

That is when he enters, it opens, and closes when he exits.

By the way, nagpalda pod ka adto...Hheheheheheh

Anak: Tay good news, naa na ko trabaho
Tatay: Maayo Anak liwad gyud ka ni Tatay nimo
Anak: Bad news Tay, buntis ko, wa ko kahibalo kinsay amahan
Tatay: Mao nay "beeelat" abtig, liwad gyud ka ni Nanay nimo.

Sama sa dili tanang burikat bigaon
Naa poy biktima sa kawad-on
Pero bisan pa, dile ako uyon sa maong gimbuhaton

Quote from: islander on November 08, 2010, 12:24:24 PM
thanks, wolfie.  it worked!

You are welcome!

Ubos imong pagtan-aw sa ako karon
Pero gulong ng palad
Ugma naa na pod ko sa ibabaw

Quote from: vrglguapo on November 08, 2010, 11:17:12 AM
don't you worry life begin at 40..

That is what I believe.

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 08, 2010, 07:28:11 PM
Nagpatuli... 

I don't agree with that, you did the right thing (seemed wrong at that time, young as you were)...At least dili ka member sa "close/open" gang.

Aray ko, ma-hurt man sad ta ani nga topic. Dili na baya malimod atong edad. But at one point, I am very successful at my age though (according to my standard). Sa ato pa single forever na diay ko ani. pagkasakit Kuya Eddie, mao na ni gidangat, free kunuhay wala na man diay market value.

Dili pa man sad ko desperado, kay according to American standard I am still young lady. Amerikano na pod diay akong pilion kay mura may musukol og 40 anyos nga baje.

Hayyyy...pastilan! Abi ba nako all is fair in love. Here, is a typical age discrimination.

Life is really a discriminatory battle...

Tinuod minimal ang risk sa "buy and sell" og humay.

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 08, 2010, 09:36:25 AM
Q: What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.

... and you can pour anything in there, both don't know the difference. Dili kahibalo nga grasa diay to maong dangog, abi og mantika...

Quote from: vrglguapo on November 08, 2010, 08:59:56 AM
If i have a place like that i will develop it into a camping grounds complete with a native restaurant and a smurfhouse for overnight guest.And also canoes and mountain bike for rent.

Wow, nindot nga suggestion. Hopefully, ma-raise nako ang financing.

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 08, 2010, 09:22:06 AM
Unlan nga gikamingawan, adlaw ug gabii gihilakan ko ikaw... 

Ikaw nga lampingasan hinaot pa unta nga ikaw kilatan.

Sayang no, client man na sa akong meat shop sa una.

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 08, 2010, 08:42:30 AM
Oi, kon mosuroy ka diri nga jetty, basin maghinagbo ta... 

Basta naa na gani mag-awolll...si wolfpack na uban iyang pack...Dagan dayon kay malapa ka gyud sa mga bangis nakong alipores. Wala pa ra ba na sila maanad sa imong baho, kay odorless man intawon ning TB.

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 08, 2010, 08:40:27 AM
Oops, nailhan ko sa akong signature hat, da... 

Tskskskksks...dili kamao mo-disguise da, protective status ra ba ni!

It can be serious, it can be a joke, it can be anything. Just ask question and answer your own question.
Let's us keep it rolling. Sample.

Q: Ngano man nga hawkan ang ubi kung mahulog.
A: Ingon akong Lola kay kuno makagaba.

Q: Ngano man nga ang mga congressmen gitawag og buwaya.
A: Unsa pa man diay, ila man gitukob ang katawhan.

Dili tanang gikilitan hilas og binuhatan...

Quote from: vrglguapo on November 08, 2010, 04:06:33 AM
Why not make use of the existing ecological factor in bohol kay para minus gastos..mountain bike riding or forest hiking in Bilar..professional guide lang ang e hire ug unya mga mountain bike nga for rent lang ang puhonan..or canoeing down Loboc river or in Maribojoc..

Akong property lies on top of the Bakong River w/c connect to the delta of Abatan. I am planning gyud nga i-convert to eco-tourism project.

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 08, 2010, 07:47:22 AM
Ay, usa ako ka bihag nga gibalhog sa bartolina sa mangiob kong kaisipan...   

Laluma ana Oi...matiurok man sad ta sa way pagdahum.

Eco-tourism, capital intensive nga lang.

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 07, 2010, 01:08:32 PM

This looks familiar to me. Scenic effect dayon lagi ka hubs ba? But, very relaxing eh.

Quote from: islander on November 08, 2010, 12:46:36 AM
fatay.  kay gisapot na pod akong computer, nagpatuga na sad kog repair kunohay.  ingon nga tingali naay add-ons nga angay nakong i-disable.  kay wa man ko kahibawo unsa, gi-disable nako tanan.  di na man hinoon ko maka-open ug youtube.  undang akong dikit-dikit blues.  si benelynne na ra ba unta akong gi-eye for the next song offering.  wa na.  kaput.  maayo gani kay monday na ugma.  makatawag na kog professional nga moayo.  luckily i can still access tb.

Try System Tools, then System Restore (pick the earliest possible restore points you can remmber that your PC runs good)

Quote from: Scarb on November 07, 2010, 11:35:22 PM
(an idea taken by Wolfy'§ post in "naughty joke" thread) tnx.

today's word:

floccinaucinihilipilification~Geringschätzung <(Deutsch)
-contemptuousness
-slight
-disdain
-contempt

Hahahaha, salamat I could not even pronounce that LOL!

Quote from: Scarb on November 08, 2010, 12:22:10 AM
Wolfie, kana mga jatot (8s only a term) sobraan na sila ka "game" ug wlay malicious..,normal ra jud na nila nga part sa body nga it needs daw to be used,,ky preha sa makina kon dli gamiton panagza matay-an ra daw aw awooh hahaha³. Maggunit pa na sila sa dildo dli mag kimi², and very profi ang selected words dli jud ta mobati og hilas nup?Mora ra sila nag explain unzaon paggamit ug day and night cream or ladies beauty aceswah.   jak§ sa atoa very TABU, na.., koydawo sa mga olds masilihan jud uza ka ligong...!

Lagi wala gyud na silay paki sa ana nga butang. Open kaayo, pero ako although modern akong environment dili pa gihapon comportable ana nga mga estorya. Sa ato sos, ingnon dayon kag burikat o igat kung magestorya tag law-ay.

Baked potato and adobo