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Hmmmm    ...   Tiger Jamo2x,  need a mulligan ?   hehehe.

Quote from: jamo2x on June 22, 2009, 12:27:30 PM
wag po ate, wak po hehehehe...

sumbong ta ka kay Glac....dpat you should be a lover not a payter 

Quote from: luisa on June 22, 2009, 11:06:34 AM
nice humor you got der jamo2x
pag dili mo ko isuroy bantay ka lang sa ako
sumbagon ta ka

Hehe.  Pagsaba ug mu uli mo Ms. Grace kay mag EB ta sa Bohol.  Didto sa usa sa mga function rooms sa unsa man nang kagwanga na hotel      na tukuron sa Panglao.  hehe

Quote from: grazie7y on June 23, 2009, 08:25:56 AM
Agree, Beds! Tana adto na ta'g Bohol ug mag lingaw2x! hahaha

I think we're losing sight of the issue here. Let us put this "good news" in a higher perspective and I agree with TB padrenos' opinion below.

Fore!

P.S.  Grazie/Ms D.,   

Quote from: benelynne on June 17, 2009, 10:25:28 PM
As long as Bohol does not have an internationally branded hotel (Hilton, Shangri-la, etc.), it will remain a second-tier tourist destination or just Cebu's satellite that's good only for day-tour services. The entry of Best Western International, which has its own international marketing network, will firm up Bohol's position among the world's tourist destinations. With the slated completion of the international airport on Panglao in 2010, hotel chains will certainly be vying as to who will be the first to break ground here.

Quote from: aduy on June 17, 2009, 09:27:11 PM
nindot ning balitaa arong makatabang sad sa local government hangtud na sad sa mga tawo arong mahatagan og trabaho.

Congratulations to sir Jun Ayag, the officers and to all members of PMAP Bohol chapter.   

Kining PMAP,  association ni sa mga HR practitioner ba ?   

Thanks,

Son...........:  Mom, what's a ferrari ?
Mom..........:  It's a car.  Something red with a horse in it.
Son...........:  Well,  I just saw a ferrari besides us.    

Wa jud ko kahibawo ngano gi-apil ko nimo ug quote Ms. D.  har har har. hehe.

Bitaw, di na ta maglalis.  Ang importante nga Bohol would be better if madajon neng balita-a nga naay tukoron nga hotel. 

Quote from: ms da binsi on June 22, 2009, 11:28:37 AM

For me that is very wrong. Ngano mo check in pa man mo? Im really wondering why?? Kami lagi diri sa Merika di man lagi mi mo check in ug hotel in our area? unless ning larga mi?

One best example,  Swakee is in Hawaii and yes she can afford to stay in one of Hawaii's best pero ang mga taga Hawaii di man lagi sila mo check in?

I am just wondering...what for? a break? My God you got the biggest and world's best beaches that doesnt need to check in some big hotels and resorts. So why spend?

I know kabalo mo sa tubag...

Naa siguroy na usab na setting kay nag error man.  Si boss Admin ra jud maka tubag ani. 

Mao na diay ne pinakataas na hotel sir FD ?  Abe naku ug kadtong sa Dubai.  

Quote from: fdaray on June 21, 2009, 05:18:01 PM


           this is the worlds largest and tallest hotel.

Di na jud ne uwan-uwan.  Tubig na jud ni kay si Cesar ga promo man sa usa sa mga mineral water.

Bitaw, dawat kuarta pero sa balota ang kadtong angayan botaran. 

Quote from: Koddi Prudente on June 21, 2009, 10:04:00 PM
Ang dakung problema karon kay nanggamut na gyud pag-ayo diri sa Bohol (ug bisan asa man tingali) ang kultura sa "uwan-uwan". Padagkoay og hatag kwarta sa mga botante. Of course there are intelligent voters who cannot be swayed by money, pero mas bug-at gyud sa timbangan ang mapalit og kwarta. Namatud-an na kini in the last three eletions nga dia ko sa Bohol. I don't want to sound pessimistic, pero bisag unsaog wali sa pari, o di ba magpinirmahay nga dili mamalit, kwarta pa gihapoy modiktar sa bolpen sa kadaghanan sa atong mga 'sano. 

Di ra mahuman karong dekadaha, mogawas ra lage ni. hehe.

Kadtong sa sala pareng Buwad, nakakita naka adto?

Quote from: buwadsanga on June 22, 2009, 09:53:12 AM
huwat huwat lang ta kay mo abut ra lagi na. unsa kahay itsura ni viki no? daghan na sigurog lubak. hahahaha!

Pre-emptive striking (NoKor) the master of pre-emptive strikes (US) ?

Hinaut unta way masala-ag nga missile sa Bohol.  Kay mamista pa ta sunod Mayo.   Hinay hinay na ra ba ug pasumangil neng mga US aircraft carriers ug  padool sa asia pacific sumangil bisita pero positioning na siguro ne. 

Serious.  If there is a clear and present danger, definitely uncle Sam would not hesitate to make actions on that part of the globe.   

Cheers!   

-> Grazie,  cost cutting na karon.   Karon, adto nalang sa videocon room ug didto mo mag estorya sa taga Manila.      Naka tilaw man lang kog puyo nga libri kay part sa trabajo.  Karon naa na me sa mga hotels ni Lucio Tan dapit sa greenbelt.

-> Ms. D,  basta magka tiguls na murag gaka "ganit" na sa trabajo. Busa new owners are bringing in young topguns kay dili pa sungayan (horny  )   hehe.  

Kanang US$ 4K (Ps 192,000) per day sa eskaya grabe naman pud to. Sa category nga hotel, resort (and spa) murag mahal as in mahal.  Silang Kris Aquino and family naka anha man last year and I doubt they will spent that much.    

Sa Makati pinaka da best ang Mandarin so far.   Lami ang pagkaon pero gamay lang ug lobby. Dagko ang kuarto.  Ang CR pareho kadako pud sa kuarto  .    Sa Dusit Thani (formerly Hotel Nikko)  guapo kay ang lobby dako ug elegante.   Ang Intercon lami pud pagkaon pero gagmay ug room.   Intercon and Marriot have the same hotel chain organizaton I guess here in the Phils.   Sa marriot cebu ila man gi promote ang intercon sa ilang mga posters didto.   Ang mga standard room rate nila ani per day starts at Ps 5,500 (US$ 115).    Sa Edsa Shangrila, guapo pud pero naa ti-aw.     Usually libre 1 guest for the breakfast buffet.  

Sa Tagbilaran, kadtong naa ko gi-install na system sa alturas warehouse office,  didto ko gi book sa Wregent.  Okay baya. Room rates start at Ps 2,500.  

Kanang Panglao, ideal gyud na nga lugar butangang ug 5 star na hotel diha labina ug madayon ang airport.  Mukusog jud ang turismo sa bohol.

Cheers!

Quote from: ms da binsi on June 19, 2009, 10:34:15 PM
waahahahha!

wa pa ahong teleskopya anang panahona Jams!

Anyway Marriot is an expensive hotel too. But followed standards. pero kanang 2K a night. Unya na ug maka kabit ko ni Haji Al Akmed Jams! panahon jud na maka stay ko anang hotela na!

hahahha

Murag eng-ana ang uso karon sir Ben labina na neng mga pikut mata.  Ang ilang ahente mga Koreano ra pud nga naka una na ug anhe dinhe.  E apil sa ilang package neng dula ug golf. Busa karon diri sa among lugar grabe ka daghan ni sila gikan sa bata pa-ingon sa mga tigulang na couple.  Pero, mga sapi-an gyud ni sila kay laliman mo-anhe ra ug mag duwa duwa.  Sa sige ug balik nila nag tukod na pud sila ug pinaka mahal na hotel diri sa CDO (Koresco).  Pero daghan pud nabulahan labina ang turismo.

Cheers!

Quote from: benelynne on June 19, 2009, 10:43:16 AM
Nagpromote sila sa travel mart diri sa Tokyo, kay target lagi nila high-end nga market. Wala ma'y mutagad nila nga wholesale travel agents kay daku ilang singil sa kliyente, pero sinsilyo ra'y ilang commission.

Lingaw kog basa ani sir FD.

Nananum -> Nitubo -> Nidaghan ang unggoy -> Problema ... hehe

Next step:  Maghimo ta ug tourist attraction diha sa inyo sir.   j/k 

Quote from: fdaray on June 19, 2009, 07:36:06 AM
This is observation when I had a vacation to my hometown last  2008:

Sa amomg lugar , boudary sa Sikatuna ug Corella is turning greener. Nagsigi ug pamanon og kahoy ang mga farmers . Wala nay mga kaingin. MIbalik ug kalasang ang lugar.

What is the result? Daghan nang mga onggoy ug manok  ihalas.

Ang mga onggoy mopaduol na sa mga kabalayan, sila na ang mamutong sa mga lubi.
Kon sanggi-on na ang mais, ang unang mananggi ang manok ihas ug onggoy. Mao ni karon ang problema sa maong lugar.

In this situation, is there a balance in the ecosystem?

Mo botar ta sa bag-o kay dili pa na sungayan.

Translation:  Let's vote for a newbie politician as he is not horny yet.         

Happy weekend everyone.

Kahinumdum man sad ta aneng mga klaseha sa hotel kadtong palangga pa ko sa akong kompanya ug mag OB trip many years ago ...     Karon dili na.   

Quote from: ms da binsi on June 18, 2009, 02:29:21 AM
Ay maajo nalang ang Best Western! kaysa mga gipang kuting nga mga motels! Best westerns follow standards!




Ang katoyuan ani nga naay comfortable bedrooms ang mga turista. Kay ug ako ang papilion i would prefer good beds than resorts! Abi gud nimo  Bene san, ug Shangrila ilang himuon ang mga tawo di na mo appreciate sa natural beaches nato diha sa Bohol. Whereas ug hotel ra jud ang himuon naa jud tendency nga ang mga tawo mo adto sa mga beaches nga privately owned sa atong mga kasangkajan!

O well same thing ra oi! basta ako mas mo prefer ko ug nice bed and quite than a big resort...ang purspose gud sa mga resort kay di na nila pagawson ang mga tawo so sila ra jud maka dakop sa kwarta sa mga tawo.



Kumpara ani example, Reviera Resort and Casino (example ra na) ilang tuyo nga di na kagawas ang mga tawo. so ilaha ra jud ang balon nga kwarta sa mga turista...

$ 4K per night?   Grabe naman yun.  Hehe

Quote from: Aaron on June 19, 2009, 03:50:52 AM
suway gud ug check in sa Eskaya Aduy aron makahibalo ka kung ganong dili man sila ang no#1 4 thousand dollar ra bitaw ang per night nila kwento ng trip na trip sa abs cbn na palabas.

A Blonde is  on the bus when she suddenly realizes .. she needs to fart.

The music is really loud, so she times her farts with the beat.  After a couple of songs, she starts to feel better as she approaches her stop.
 
As she was leaving the bus, people are really staring her down, and that's when she remembers: she's been listening to her ipod.

            

Katawa pud mo uy.  Ang dili mo katawa kay section D.  hehe

Paul, be carePaul, you might Paul in the swimmingPaul.          

Quote from: windgate on June 15, 2009, 04:38:08 PM
old and new jokes
 
American guy named Paul challenged a Filipino:

American:       Use my name 4 times in a sentence!
Pedro:            Paul, be carePaul, you might Paul in the swimmingPaul.

So you are celebrating your mother's labor day 43 years ago ?  Hehe.

HaPpy NaTaL DaY  PaIsAnO !!!   

Imong birthday karon.  Enjoy your day.  Take a break sa ................................ sa pagluto, paglaba... hehe


Fore !

Bedo

IMHO, this move is untimely.

   Dapat after 2010 na unta.
    Naa unta consultation sa publiko labina sa mga constituents aneng mga politiko before mag una una sila.  Ma uwaw unta sila.  Nagboto nila ang mga katawhan, busa mo konsulta unta sila. 

Mga malu-ibon.   


Knock knock !!!


 

KANI-ADTO:

Sa una sa gamay pako, mao ni ang bus.  Pag naa pasahero mogawas o musolod, iya sampot naa sa imong nawong kay ang lingkuranan pa horizontal.   




KARON:




LOOKING FORWARD:         

1969 ?  Hehe.  Pagka dugay na ba diay adto sir.

Quote from: fdaray on June 09, 2009, 08:36:19 AM
Niadtong 1969 s paggikan nako sa Bohol wala pay university> Karon sikat na ang UB , Divine Word University and CVISCAFT.

Cebuano nga version: 

MAOT

Eloy:  Pre, sa imong banabana,  maot   ba ko?
Andoy:  Maot  ka ug nawong ,  Pre.
Eloy:  Pagtarong diha, Pre, ha! Unsay maot ?!
Andoy: Imong nawong, maotganun kaayo ba!!!

Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on June 05, 2009, 11:03:58 PM
PANGIT
Eloy:  Pre, sa imong banabana, guwapo ba ko?
Andoy:  Pangit ka ug nawong ,  Pre.
Eloy:  Pagtarong diha, Pre, ha! Unsay pangit?!
Andoy: Imong nawong, pangitaon kaayo ba!!!

Di man ta ka afford aneng mga klase nga bag.  Pero sa tiangge daghan noon mga imitations.  Hehe.   

Question:

If ang serial number sa LV bag for ladies nagsugod ug BBXXXX unya ang naka tatak made in France,  fake ni o dili? 

Fore!

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Hi Sir Macky,

Under the Phil. law, I think a foreigner is not allowed to buy a property and register it legally under his/her name.  That's why some (i.e. Koreans) build houses under the name of a Filipino citizen (as dummy).

Mao, I understand these are public beaches and it should be open to public without prejudice to anybody whether he/she is a foreigner or not.  It's our way of promoting tourism especially in bohol where beautiful beaches are known for.

Bitaw, kadtong akong gi mention usa kini ka property kilid sa dagat unya overlooking pa gyud.  Bisan ako galaway sa lugar nga kon ebaligya sayang pud ma adto sa mga langyaw unya e operate dayon as commercial resort.  Murag maka daot sa boot paminawon nga ang maghari hari na dayon kining mga langyaw sa atong yutang natawhan (bisan ug ingon nila batoon.   ).    Maayo unta ug pag retire nako/nato pohon naa pa neng mga lugar ug dili mahurot pamalit aneng mga langyaw kay aron didto kita magpahayay sa usa ka rocking chair.  Else, dagan na ta pa-ingon sa bukid kay murag lu-ag lu-ag pa man didto sa ato.  Mga log cabin na dayon atong etukod didto.   

Cheers!

Bedo

Quote from: Macky Ferniz on June 05, 2009, 05:59:01 PM
Bedo,

Kung paliton sa tourista ang beach, kang kinsa mang pangan ang titolo? Sa iyang asawa or sa proxy.

Ga una-una man ni sila. Wala pa gani ma ammend atong constitution, naa nay foreigner nga gustong mopalit sa Philippine property.

To-od for good cause man ni kay boosting eco-tourism man ug income generating. Pero kung industrial na or for mineral exploration na ang intention, lain na kana nga istorya.

Kinahanglan ba diay ibaligya sa mga foreigners ang mga beaches. Dili ba diay kaya sa Pinoy ang mag manage ug usa ka resort. Nganong dili man mag conduct ug entrepreneurship seminar ang government para sa mga beachside land owners para ma convert nila ilang land for resorts with 100% Filipino owned enterprise?

Basin ug mga  porengger  ni nga bisag  balibaran  na dili e baligya  ang beach mamugos gyud.  hehe

Naa beach property sa guinacot  nga  gabalik balikan sa usa ka foreigner.  Murag nag offer na ug Ps 1M dili japon kasabot nga dili baligya ang property mamugos jud! 

Bitaw, serious.  I don't think Boholanos are that rude.  We boholanos are mild manner and respectful.  Can you tell your friend to go back to those places and have him take photos and display it here ?

Cheers!

Bedo

Quote from: thegirlnextdoor on June 04, 2009, 03:35:17 AM
Something rude awaits foreign visitors on the shores of certain beaches here in Bohol when natives have started posting up home made signs along the beaches telling foreigners to keep away or else and other such messages of the same sort.

I was told this by a freind who often rides his bike for excersize along the highways and beaches and mountains of Bohol. He was so offended that his own people could post such mean things.

The beaches are not private they are all public where the signs are obviously home made.

I hope the authoriteis deal with these pollution mongers and deal with them properly if they can catch who whomever is doing it.

Ayay,  bawos mga baje !!!  hehe

Quote from: slackware on March 26, 2008, 03:56:47 AM
Bees Song Between your legs

Labay lang ko diri ha bisag wa jud ko kahibawo unsa jud ni nga topic :

" Bohol:  Karon ug kani-adto "


Testing kog tampo.   Test 123....  45678.... larga:

   Kani-adto grabe ka alimo-ot ug init ang bohol.

   Karon,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,  maajo unta mag snow ug kalit  labina sa Guindulman !!!   

  Para  ang na-anad ug bugnaw  mamakasyon na sa bohoL ((((((((((((((((((((  !


Hehe.  Heffy  weekend ebry wan !!!

Hehe.   Lipay ko Ms. D kay fireday este friday na diri karon sa pinas.   Duha ka adlaw lunes na pud, kayod na pud.  Haaaay  kinabuhing pobre.       hehe.

Quote from: ms da binsi on June 05, 2009, 02:32:47 PM
daghang tralala diri oi!

hahahahaha

Naa ko amigo na insik  ga tumar ug viagra.   Pero ang purpose pag pangihi lang.   

Kay ug dili kono sya motumar ug viagra,  mabasa iyang pundiyo pagpangihi  pero ug maka tumar  mo shoot gyud sa urinal ...  hehe        

Quote from: greenmachine on June 04, 2009, 09:00:21 PM
kahibaw mo ngano gi nganlan ni bill gates iya company microsoft?

sa dihang naglibog siya unsa iya e name sa iya bag-o company, nag CR si Bill Gates
sa pagduko niya, naka hunahuna siya ug name...........

MICROSOFT... cuz he was describing his...... hehehe!

Ma-ilhan ra na sir pag makita ang lingagngag ... hehe.

Quote from: fdaray on June 03, 2009, 04:25:09 PM
Ha..ha..ha..he....he.....he.....he.  ho...ho...ho.
Unsaon pagkatawa ang amang?....."Mongisi ra....

Nagka init ug nagka init.   Ang background :

-  IBM is the vendor for the backend database software (IBM DB2).  And maybe hardware.  
-  Questronix is the system integrator (main contractor) to implement GSIS info system using SAP
-  Team Synergia Inc. and Tera Systems Inc. are the subcontractors.  
-  SAP Phils. sells software licenses to GSIS for using SAP software (application).

200,000 transactions a day ?   Mokamang ang system pag alang alang ra ang configuration sa hardware ug capability sa backend database ug walay dedicated communication lines from major telcos.   

+---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------+

GSIS sues IBM, seeks P100M in damages

IBM sues agency for libel

By Alexander Villafania
INQUIRER.net
First Posted 17:05:00 06/03/2009

Filed Under: Litigation & Regulations, Government, Technology (general)

MANILA, Philippinesâ€"(UPDATE) The clash between the Government Service Insurance System (GSIS) and technology provider IBM has come to a head as the government agency has finally filed a civil case Wednesday.

The tort and breach of contract case was filed with the Pasay Regional Trial Court.

GSIS Chief Legal Counsel Estrella Elamparo, who said in an earlier interview that the agency will file a case unless IBM delivers a purported “special build” that should solve the GSIS’s problems with its database infrastructure, filed the case.

GSIS is seeking P100 million in damages for the alleged defective software IBM has provided the agency.

Identified defendants are the IBM Corporation, IBM Philippines and local systems integrator Questronix.

In a separate statement obtained by INQUIRER.net, IBM Philippines said it was filing a libel suit against the GSIS, and is also seeking damages of P200 million.

“The GSIS has engaged in a series of unwarranted public attacks on IBM related to the performance of the GSIS Integrated Loans, Membership, Acquired Assets and Accounts Management System (ILMAAAMS). We cannot stand by and allow our company's reputation to be tarnished by blatantly inaccurate and misleading accusations,” the computer giant said in its statement.

“We have initiated legal action to vigorously defend our reputation. This is an action that we do not take lightly. IBM has been in operations in the Philippines for more than 70 years, and has over 7,000 employees. During this time, we have built our business by upholding the highest level of corporate ethics and integrity. Anything less would betray the trust that clients, citizens and governments place in us every day.

Our preference is to work constructively with our clients and our business partners to address any and all issues they may have, in a spirit of mutual cooperation and partnership. Unfortunately, the deliberately libelous actions by the GSIS leave IBM with no other course of action,” IBM Philippine said.

In its complaint, GSIS alleged that IBM failed to deliver the special build that should solve the constant crashes of its ILMAAAMS, which uses IBM’s DB2 version 9.1 database software.

The ILMAAMS crashed on March 30 and since then has constantly suffered from more crashes.

Elamparo in a previous interview alleged that GSIS relied on ILMAAAMS to handle over 200,000 transactions per day and the system crashes were causing massive delays.

Meanwhile, the case also alleged that Questronix failed to inform the GSIS of the defects or limitations of the DB2 software.

GSIS also alleged that Questronix failed to keep the system in working condition.

“To make things worse, Questronix even has the temerity to publicly blame the plaintiff [GSIS] for the disaster that befell upon it despite defendant’s own admission that the database crash is being caused by the flawed DB2 software which it installed,” the GSIS argued in its case.

Questronix won the bidding for the P80 million ILMAAAMS project in 2006.

Questronix would be the main contractor entering into a joint venture with Team Synergia Inc. and Tera Systems Inc. to implement the project.

Paswertihay ra jud na ang pagkuha ug tourist visa.  Try lang gihapon sunod ug apply basin diay maloy-an sa Ginoo.

Naa ko kaila nga naa na karon sa las vegas.  Na deny sya sa una.  Pagka ikaduha mao ni iya gi-ingon sa officer:

"Don't tell me you're going to deny me the second time around".

Nagkatawa ang officer ug a series of questions followed.  Gitaga-an sya ug 10 years multiple entry.   

Hehehe.  Pepep.  Pepep...

Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on June 03, 2009, 01:12:35 AM
...
BF: Sunduin kita mamaya, ha? Bubusina na lang ako pag nasa harap na 'ko ng bahay n'yo.
GF: Sige. Anong sasakyan ang dala mo?
BF: Wala. Busina lang......

Haha.  Mangape ta m'am D.  Lisod neng atubangan nato orasan kay murag dugay ang ting uli.  hehe.  Murag taas ang adlaw.   Maayo nalang nia neng tubagbohol kay makawala sa ka busy usahay   

Quote from: ms da binsi on June 03, 2009, 01:23:52 PM

bwahahha! katok man jud ka Bedo oi! way lingaw!

Ikaw na sir Jamo2x ?  Sa follow through pa lang mura nag pro.  hehe   

Ang fairway sa apo pareha sa del monte ra diay ba carabao grass. 

Naa ko kaila nakapasar sa qualifying sa apo last week as touring pro ug teaching pro.

Sa del monte bawal ang cart.  Gawas ug mga diplomat ug special guest sa tag-iya. 


Fore !

Quote from: jamo2x on May 22, 2009, 11:48:38 PM
hehe bossing, nidula lng ko dha ky gi-libre ko ahahahahahahah.
mga baji ang caddies nila dha.


rekomend sab nako ang Apo Golf....nindot sab ni. for me, this is 2nd best, nxt to Palos Verdes.




enJoy!

Pamahaw................ :  LITSE
Paniudto................. :  GATAS
Panihapon............... :  ITLOG

Mao neng gikaon sa among silingan ganiha.   Gi-engnan sa asawa:  LITSE kang banaha ka, sige kag inom ug GATAS, padako sa imong ITLOG.      

Kining offsite storage naa na ni.   Infact,  ang gatan-awon karon labina sa mga application hosting ang political stability sa usa ka lugar.  Pag mo-ingon nga ang ila data ga e host ug ga eback i.e.  sa thailand, murag lisod mag duha duha ang client.

Murag dool dool to fireproof naa na ni nga mga data centers pareha sa among tribu.  Nag gamit me ug FE 13 automated fire suppression technology.  Pero sa flood proof murag depende ug asa ang location sa data center.  Pag sa ground murag di na assurance bisan naka raise floor.  hehe

Fore !

Quote from: G@Len on June 03, 2009, 09:43:24 AM
sure ko naa offsite storage nga fireproof pero dli lang ko sure kung flood proof ba --akoa implementation sauna. same goes sa uban medium-size to dagko nga  company sa cebu.

Basin ug lahi na na nga sakit  Ms. Jan. hehe

Quote from: janjan on June 03, 2009, 09:38:35 AM
hahahaha sakit aho tiyan katawa

Ayos !!!  Hehehe.  Sakit akong baba anig katawa.  Murag na-inat hehehehe.        

Bro G@len & Jamo2x,  daghan man diay ta IT (Inig-uli Tagay)  diri sa TB.  Maghimo ta ug consultancy firm ngalan ToBol (TobongBol-anon) Solutions, Inc.   hehe.

Ang mga bisaya kono pag maka adto sa manila maningkamut jud sa pinulungan tagalog. 

Bisdak 1 (bagong salta)..... :   Pabiling prutas na matinik tinik at matagik tagik.

Tindera (bisdak pong dako):   Ano po?  Meron bang ganung prutas?

Bisdak 1.............................. :   Meron po.  Basta matinik tinik at  matagik tagik.

Tindera ..............................  :   Ah alam ko na.  Nangki !


Haha.  Nangka diay gusto paliton     ... hehe   

Naay lami ug guaranteed na kalamay jud sa jagna  .  Ang ngalan murag "Aling Conching Kalamay" ba to.  Ug gikan kas tagbilaran, left side before mo-abot sa jagna proper.  Medyo mahal mahal pero lami jud.  Naa silay ube kalamay.  Ug ekumpara nimo ang display sa terminal ug kini, makita nimo ang diperensya sa quality.  Pati workplace limpyo.  Naka hairnet ang mga empleyado.  

Quote from: jah_roach88 on May 29, 2009, 04:29:34 AM
gkan pa intawn na ug jagna, hehe! 

Looy sab ang mga apektadong mga beneficiaries kay naapektahan ang serbisyo sa pag upgrade sa GSIS information system labina ni sir FDaray.   

This system crash can be attributed to poor hardware sizing in terms of transaction load and traffic and anticipating database growth as the system went live.  This could also be be attributed also to implementation and upgrade issue.  Whatever the issue is, only GSIS and the system integrator knew (Questronix) what happened.   

Pero karong panahuna, dinhe na musolud kining gitawag ug disaster recovery plan (DRP).  The purpose of DRP is to ensure continuous system availability 24/7 operation in the event of any disaster brought about by for example,  nature (force majeure) and in any event that cause system inavailability.  This includes manual processing if necessary until the system is up  .    The activities involved ensuring data intergrity, regular database back-up, offsite back-up and quick data restore procedures.  Sa among tribu karon (  ),  naa me data back-up ga-ipadala daily via an airline to manila just to ensure that a safe data back-up can be recovered.  Naa pud me back-up ga-ipadala sa usa ka vault sa usa ka bangko gawas sa usa pa ka internal back-up sulod sa kompanya.  During the twin towers attack in NY (9/11), several companies lost data because they don't have this offsite data back-up.  Pagka collapse sa building nalubong pud ilang data didto. 

Pero ang importante unta to,  dapat nagdecide unta whether mag parallel run or not with the legacy system until proven that the new system is efficient and meet the organization's requirement.

My two cents,

Bedo

SAP says GSIS did not engage its services

By Alexander Villafania
INQUIRER.net
First Posted 18:10:00 05/29/2009

Filed Under: Technology (general), Government, Software, Consumer Issues

MAKATI CITY, Philippines â€" SAP Philippines has finally broken its silence over accusations by the Government Service Insurance System (GSIS) that IBM’s DB2 database software was at fault for the agency’s massive system crashes.

In a statement sent to INQUIRER.NET, SAP Philippines said that it had no contractual relationship with the agency in the implementation of its IT infrastructure software or consultancy services.

Instead, the software company stressed that GSIS licensed SAP software from Team Synergia, a local value-added reseller.

SAP also insisted that it would not comment on any other product or organization involved in the issue.

“We understand from GSIS that an analysis of GSIS’ system problem has already been conducted and that the root cause of the data corruption has nothing to do with SAP software or its product support,” the company said in its statement.

Nevertheless, SAP said it is already providing technical assistance to all of the parties involved in the matter.

More:

http://technology.inquirer.net/infotech/infotech/view/20090529-207830/SAP-says-GSIS-did-not-engage-its-services

Congrats to the new couple!!  <=>  Stay a couple forever  <=>  Forever, stay as a couple.   

Basta bag-ong kasal kay exciting ra ba ... hehe

Happy weekend.

Hahaha, lingaw ko ani.  Hehehe.  Pagka bogoy ba gayud neng Cebuano.      

Akong gi-email ni sa akong mga amigos/amigas ingon nila pagka bogoy ba gyud nimo sano Bedo.   

Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on May 30, 2009, 12:53:36 AM
10 qualities of perfect WIFE
...
Honest
Understanding
Mabait
Obedient
Talented
Beautiful
Industrious
Lovely
Active and
Tapat
in short  H.U.M.O.T.B.I.L.A.T
...

Hahaha.  Nice one 

Quote from: Tubag Bohol Dot Com on May 29, 2009, 03:48:19 PM
Text joke:

Pag nag-Hi sa iyo si Katrina Halili,
Anong sasabihin mo?

eh di, HAY-DEN!"

Number 1 diay ang  Xavier (college of nursing) at  99% passing performance.   Congrats !!!

Pero naa ko nadunggan na every friday night naa daw barko gikan cebu ug bohol padulong sa Medina college sa Ozamiz city halos gapanakay ana studyante sa Medina College para lang mo skwela ug nursing kay naa man sila classes every saturday and sunday. Kada weekend lang.  hehe.

Hi Ms. Lumine.  Kana 40 depende na sa mga parents.  Kadtong nag K1 ako bogoy nag protesta me na dapat 20 ra jud sa classroom.  Modugang ang school basta naa protesta.   Sa macasandig magwild ang mga parents ug eng-ana ka daghan.  Karong max na ang 30.   Looy ang teacher labina pre-schooler kay ingon nila pinaka lisod daw ang pre-school kaysa higher grades.  Pati pag ilo ang teacher mag assist.  haha.

Ang among gihimo sa una sa among bogoy while 2 y/o pa sya.  Gi enrol namo sya sa daycare center para lang ma socialize.  Atbang ni sa Corpus.  Pagmangutana amo mga amigo sa skwela amo tubag -  Sa Corpus .............................. atbang nga daycare center hehe.   Twice a week sya namo epatunga.  Unya sa mga playhouse kada weekend namo sya ebilin.  Pero bantay kay daghan maldito.  hahaha.  Kita ka away pareho sa amo pero among bogoy ang nanumbag.  hehe

Quote from: lumine on May 29, 2009, 02:06:56 PM
hello Beds! biliba jud nako nimo nagresearch oy,hehehe! thanks for the list. naa daw sa XU-Pueblo pero mga 40 pupils daw in a room. actually,dili pa jud ko gusto kay baby pa man ni ako bugoy oy.he is 2 yrs old and 8 months pa on june 2. sa ilaha man gud na country kay sayo adto school ang bata. but when he knew the annual fee at rosevale,niangal,hehehe,kay dili naman gud kaavail ako bugoy sa educational support monthly from the belgian govt kay naa man sya dri pohon magschool. so at the moment,dili pa kaau kaya sa budget. and also, we are thinking now na what if mahalin na ang balay so definitely mobalhin na jud mi bohol and then, dili na nimo pwede maparefund ila P11K na fee upon enrolment.

ang amo purpose man gud unta to na amo sya ipaskwela kay para socialization. im not worried about academics coz i can teach him man.in fact,daghan naman sya nabal-an pero lahi ra man gud ang school setting. so what we are doing now, we bought a small blackboard and some chalks kay si teacher mommy na lang daw ang moteach,hehehe. i'm inviting kids in our subd para naay playmates ako bugoy then tagaan namo dayon ug mga lollipops,biscuits,etc. naenjoy man sad ako lil boss pero if manguli na iya mga friends,mohilak tawn maski gikapoy na sya unta.

Hi B, good luck on your job hunting.

Quote from: beyotch on May 29, 2009, 01:02:54 PM
thanks for your replies....i really appreciate it...

godbless!!!!!

So sa bohol na nimo epa skwela imong bogoy Ms. Lumine? Bisan asa man siguro karon mahal labina ug private unya established na.

Mahal man jud nang Rosevale.  Pangalan palang murag totyal na unya exclusive pa jud.  Kapait kay murag mao ra ba  nay naa pre-school diha.  Kana man gud inyo lugar pang " millionaire's row" mang gud na  .   Di ko sure pero murag naa man siguro pre-school sa XU pueblo?   Murag naa pud dapit sa Carmen daghan diha pud mga pre-school.  Maayo didto kay murag dool ra sa inyo.

Pero ug ganahan ka maghatod kada adlaw testingi ni labina kining first 2:

1.  XU Ateneo (macasandig campus)  - non-sectarian.  Mag grade 2 na ako bogoy this opening. Dinhe pud sya nag K1 & K2.   Mga Ps32K+ ang tuition sa pre-school.
2.   Corpus Christi  - non-sectarian.
3.   St. Marys  - non-sectarian
4.   St. Francis Learning
5.   Montessori de Oro
6.   Emmanuel ... (carmen)
7.   St. Mary's (carmen campus). di ko sure
8.   Abbas Orchard (Ps 80K )
9.   Rosevale
10. Tapad Oro Grace Xtian School.
11.  at iba pa.

Pero, ayaw sa esayo ug pa skwela kay looy bata.  Murag ma ahat ang bata.   Pila na edad imo bata?  Mga 4 or 5 siguro puede na. 

Quote from: lumine on May 29, 2009, 12:06:18 PM
abtik gihapon kaau.

Dear Friends,

Do not apply between now until June 30, 2009.  I "think" the target quota for the fiscal year processing has been reached already.  I have 3 friends who applied recently and they were all denied     .  Try again July 1 and onwards.  

Cheers,

Bedo

Pagkalami  sir Fdaray !   Pero usa ra akong ambition karong adlawa nga makaka-on ko -Eskabetse na bulad.  hehe

Quote from: fdaray on May 29, 2009, 09:58:08 AM


       sud-an sa pamahaw, akong giorder ..

Sa syudad ang term ana bro "fasting".   Didto sa among baryo ang term ana - "ga praktis ug kamatay".  hehe

Pagka dabest sa sinugba.  Murag makagutom ug samot.   Wa bay sinugbang panga sa maranay?  

Quote from: jamo2x on May 28, 2009, 11:22:29 PM
sa man ka bro, fasting ka....

ako pud fasting....short for fast eating hehe

mingaw na kog orig nga sikwate ni lola...kana jud tableya.

unja sagolan og bahal nga tuba, condensed milk, eggs,...
kutil na, tagay pre ahahahahahaha

Tsada gyud uy maka ibog.  Dapat gitestingan unta to nimo ang mga rides kay aron ma-ila ug makaya pa ba sa  quote atong unquote edad ang mga pasaka sa blood pressure.  hehe.

Mag tigum nako karon to the last centavo para maka anha me ...     

Triple meaning to. Golf, gulp and the other side of golf (family building  )

Quote from: grazie7y on May 29, 2009, 08:42:59 AM
Di ba pohon mang anha mo diha?  Don't miss Sea World jud.  Ang mga bata malingaw sa mga thrill rides.  Ako, I don't care about those rides kay basin ma heart attack lamang ko.  It's not because I am old ha (defensive! hehehe) kay bisan sa una di man jud nako na makaya ang mga rides rides diha sa circus!

Beds, nalingaw kaayo ko na nagkahinagbo na diay ta sa una and it took years and TB for us to know each other.  Oh di va! hehehe  Regards diay, Carl.  Ingon sya, you are his golf buddy!  Wa ba kaha to'y double meaning, basin "golf golf golf" to. hehehe peace, Beds!

Hehehe.   

Quote from: grazie7y on May 29, 2009, 08:25:12 AM
hahaha bakakon ay!

Pagka tsada Grace !   Sige na ko kadungog aneng seaworld labina kay akong uyu-an na pari nag retire as parish priest (Fr. Baning Salada) sa san dawg many years back. 

Kumusta atong mga "circle of friends" ?

Hehehehe.          

Mao ni akong himo-on pag madugay ko ug uli.          

Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on May 29, 2009, 01:03:05 AM
Married Life
...
May isang intsik na sa sobrang hilig sa karaoke ay inabot ng 5am.
Dahil sa takot mabugbog ni misis, nag-text ng:

"HUWAG KA BAYAD RANSOM.
NAKATAKAS AKO. UWI NA KO!"...

Hahahaha....            

Bantog ra nga nagkalami ang inuman unya parat parat murag timplada na murag tequila.  Sa Tagalog pa  "nasa ice lang yan pare".              


HaPpY   WeEkEnD EvErYoNe !!!

Be happy and keep smiling.  It's the only way to stay young.    

Quote from: hofelina on May 28, 2009, 05:16:11 PM
Niay akong gamay ikatampo nga dyok. Nahitabo kini niadtong mga '70s
diin ang mga barko gikan sa Manila mudagan ug lima ka-adlaw bag-o
muabot diri's Iligan.

Upat ka mag-barkada ga-inom sulod sa ilang cabin unya nahutdan sila
ug ice. Gitawag nila ang steward ug nangayo sila'g ice.

Steward : "Wala ra ba mi ice diri sir."
Barkada : "Hatagan ka namo ug P20.00 dad-i mi ug ice."

Kwarta na gud, midali-dali ug dagan ang steward ug nahibalik human sa
kinse minutos, gahangos nga nagkanayon, "Dia ra inyong ice sir, o."

Paglabay sa pipila ka oras nga gasigi gihapon sila'g inom, nahurot
na pud ang ilang ice. Same sa gihapon, gitawag nila ang steward ug
gitunolan nila'g P50.00. Abtik sad gihapon nga midagan ug mibalik
ang steward nga gadala na'g ice.

Sa pagpadayon nila'g inom, nahutdan na pud sila'g ice. Sa ika-tulo
ka higayon, nag-pa-presyo na gyud ang steward. Napugos ang barkada
ug tunol P75. Mika-ratil ug dagan ang steward, ug pag-balik gadala
na ug ice.

Wala mag-dugay, nahurot na pud ang ice.

Ug sa ika-upat ka higayon, gitawag na pud nila ang steward.

Barkada : "Niay P100.00 kuha-i na pud mi'g ice."
Steward : "Lisod na man nang inyong gisugo sir, barko gud ni.
Wala'y tindahan dinhi uy. Bisa'g pila pa'y inyong ihatag, dili na
gyud ko."

Barkada : "Wala'y lisod-lisod, niay P500.00 o, hala lakaw na!"

Pagka-kita sa P500.00, nag-duha-duha ang steward apan natintal gayud
ug dawat.

Steward : "Sige sir, pero kung mabaho tung MINATAY wa ko'y labot ha?"

Waaaaaaaah!

Hahaha.  Gi-atay kadakong dimalas sa tinuod nga tag-iya sa cellphone.  hehe

Dili na ikaw bay BnC (Bol-anon na Chikboy)... 

Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on May 25, 2009, 11:50:01 PM
hahaha, ako man jud ang example.

here's another one:

Phone

There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a golf club after a round, showering and getting changed for the 19th hole. Suddenly a mobile phone on one of the benches rings. One of the men picks it up, and the following conversation ensues:

(H - Husband, W - Wife)

H - "Hello?"
W - "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
H - "Yes."
W - "Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a beautiful leather coat. It's absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?"
H - "What's the price?"
W - "Only $1,000."
H - "Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much..."
W - "Ahhh, BTW and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2007 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman, and he gave me a really good price...and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year..."
H - "What price did he quote you?"
W - "Only $60,000..."
H - "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
W - "Great! But before we hang up, something else..."
H - "What?"
W - "It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and. I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we had looked at last year. It's for sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, acre of park area, beachfront property."
H - "How much are they asking?"
W - "Only $450,000 - a magnificent price...and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover..."
H - "Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid up to $420,000. OK?"
W - "OK, sweetie...Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!"
H - "Bye...I love you too..."

The man hangs up & closes the phone's flap. The other men are looking at him in astonishment and derision.

The husband raises his hand while holding the phone and asks "Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

Pamahaw..........:  hangad sa langit
Paniudto............:  dungo sa yuta
Panihapon.........:   ihap sa mga bitu-on....     

Bedo................:  Ginoo, padag-a ko ug lotto.  Malooy ka.
Ginoo...............:  Pagtaya sa ug lotto.  Unsaon nimo kadaog nga dili man ka gataya...! 

Hehe, mas dako pa kono ang probability nga ma-igo ta sa kilat kaysa makadaog sa lotto.  hehe

Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on May 23, 2009, 01:06:27 AM
pwede ra manay tess. ang return investment ana mao nga kita maoy silbing ahente sa tanang scholar nga ni graduate. atong pangitaan ug employer for a fee aron sad makakwarta gamay abag abag sa mga gastuhan. hehehhe

basta makadaug lagi ko sa lotto, mao jud na akong project. agi ug bawos sa swerte ug grasya nga gihatag sa ginoo.

Haha, murag kini pud:

Wife (of BnC  ) ......:  Please come home asap!  Mag luv luv ta.
BnC..............................:  In 3 hours, i'll be home.  Busy pa sa office.
Wife (of BnC    )......:  Sige, ikaw, with or without you, I can have sex.    

Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on May 23, 2009, 01:03:50 AM
...
Joke # 6
A husband was asked: Do you talk to your wife after sex?
His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone....

Hehe, nigawas ra jung mga maldito sa TB.  Daghan ra pa daw dinhe nga mga Guto alaP  (baliha ang guto alap)     hehe

Quote from: glacier_71 on May 22, 2009, 08:02:46 PM
hahahahaha...

9. The TB Member = sige, dokdok pa!!!

So pareng Buwadsanga,  36 nalang imo kulang kay naa naman "kono" ni karon.  Wa ko kita kay bawal na sa among relihiyon...      Mao ni comment sa akong nadungog ...     

1.  w/ Maricar-Reyes    (okay sa tanan)
2.  w/ Katherine Luna  (way nada)
3.  w/ Brazilian model  (medyo okay okay)
4.  w/ Katrina Halili      (no comment)

Murag kujawan na si doktora ani kay basin ug ang ika lima mogawas ang ila na.  hahaha.  joke only. 

Quote from: buwadsanga on May 22, 2009, 12:21:55 PM
40 sex videos kono ang na record ni hyden. hinaut unta makita nato ug kinsa ni sila. kubaan natong na tsungi ni hyden "the hymen'. hehehehe!

Bag-ong findings bahin sa lechon baboy. 

Ang lechon dili maka high blood. 
Ang maka high blood kanang gusto ka mokaon ug lechon pero wa ka salini. Mao kanang maka high blood.   


Happy weekend everyone.  Keep smiling. 

Haha, believe ko way pagka hurot nig joke si Cebuano-nga-bol-anon. 



"The Seven Kind of a Passionate Women"
1. The Optimist - "Yes! Yes! Yes!"
2. The Pessimist - "No! No! No!"
3. The Confused - "Yes! No! No!Yes! Yes! Yes! No! No!"
4. The Asthmatic - Written rendition of gasping!
5. The Sprinter - "Faster! Agh! Faster! Faster!"
6. The Religious - "Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!"
7. The Mathematician - " More! More! More! More!"
8. LoveThyNeighbor  - "Agpas pare kay ma-abtan ta !"    

Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on May 22, 2009, 12:27:00 AM
The Tri Stages of Sex in Marriage"
1. Tri-Weekly
2. Try-Weekly
3. Try-Weakly

"The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman's Life"
1. The Doctor - who tells her to "take off her clothes".
2. The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide".
3. The Milkman - who asks her "do you want it in front or at the back?”
4. The Hairdresser - who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?”
5. The Interior Designer - who assures her "once it’s inside, you'll LOVE it!
6. The Banker - who insists to her "if you take it out too soon, you'll loose interest!”
7. The Primal Hunter - who always goes deep in the bush, always shoots twice eats what
he shoots, but keeps telling her, "keep quiet and lie still!”


"What is the Difference Between Them?"
01. A successful man is one who makes more money, than his wife can spend. A successful woman is the one who can find such a man.
02. Men wake up as good-looking as when they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
03. A man will pay 2 pesos for a 1-peso item he wants. A woman will pay 1 peso for a 2
pesos that she doesn't want.
04. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
05. There are times when a man doesn't understand a woman-before and after marriage.
06. To happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
07. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
08. Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!
09. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the
beginning of a new argument.
10.Women look at a wedding as the beginning of romance, while men look at a wedding as the ending of romance.


"The Seven Kind of a Passionate Women"
1. The Optimist - "Yes! Yes! Yes!"
2. The Pessimist - "No! No! No!"
3. The Confused - "Yes! No! No!Yes! Yes! Yes! No! No!"
4. The Asthmatic - Written rendition of gasping!
5. The Sprinter - "Faster! Agh! Faster! Faster!"
6. The Religious - "Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!"
7. The Mathematician - " More! More! More! More!"


I tell you, women drivers are a hazard to traffic. Driving to work this morning on Roxas Blvd. I look over to my left and there's this woman in a Honda City doing 80 kph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I look away for a
couple of seconds and when I look back she's halfway over in my lane. Scared me so bad.
That I dropped my electric shaver in my coffee!

Approx. mga 2 kms from Camp Phillips sir.

Quote from: lindy on May 22, 2009, 12:47:38 AM
Unsay gilay-on ini sa Camp Phillips?

Wow !!!  One of these days sir basin maka suroy me diha.  Tagae ko ug discount sa green fee.  hehe

Quote from: jamo2x on May 21, 2009, 11:57:32 PM
huwaw  ^^^ lamia anang kare2x wuyyy. mas lami ng bocayo, aw bokajo diay 

naa ra diay tong pix sa Palos Verdes GC nga green island. sa likod sa golf cart.

Cawayanon compound.




Brunch ...




Dinner (pusit, kare-kare, grilled tuna)


Good night everyone. 

Guapo jud bitaw sa sulod sa compound sir Ben.   Murag sila ra si Greg ang nag migrate didto sa down under.

Nakasuroy diay me ganiha sulod sa cawayanon cmpd kay nagteam building me didto.  Tagsa raman me kasud ani nga lugar kay exclusive ra man sa mga cawayanon residents sa DM.  Will post pictures of Cawayanon "The little baguio" of Bukidnon later. 

 

Quote from: benelynne on May 16, 2009, 05:48:59 PM
Sus, feeling naku naa pa koy buhok pagkakita ani. Ang panahon, parang kahapon lang. Edad sa akong anak nga si Paolo tong nag-camping mi diha.

Tibuok pamilya gyud diay ni-migrate? I hope Greg googles his name and stumbles on this site.

Kini tinuod jud ni sa Jagna.

Pasahero...:  Nang, tagpila imong kalamay?
Tindera......:  Tag traynta pesos ang usa doy.
Pasahero...:  A kamahal ba sa imong kalamay manang !  Puede tag diez pesos nalang ?
Tindera......:  Ug mao man galing na doy  maajo pag ilabay neng ahong kalamay.  Mohagjong pa.    

Nice photos bay Nikon.

Makalingaw sad ni nga talan-awon no!  Maayo lang unta ug walay swine flue pa sa au.  hehe

Quote from: Nikon_D300 on January 22, 2009, 07:36:37 PM
...
French Kiss
...

Uy, kai-ila ko sa imong gipanganlan dinhe labina ni m'am Ladaran kay under ko ani. haha.  Sa guinacot amo sir Mack.

Quote from: Macky Ferniz on May 20, 2009, 08:47:21 PM
Akong misis taga Kabugan, Guindulman. Arang ka tungason ilang lugar. Ig-agaw pa sila ni Rald Ampong ug sa side pod nila Mayor Ondoy Granada.

Simo ang apelyido sa ilang lolo ug Besas ilang lola, pure to nga Escaya (naay ilang secret nga inistoryahan). Didto sa ilaha wala ko kadungog nga mogamit ug Kolera nga word. Didto noon sa sawang puro kolera, murag na habit na nila.

Igsoon sa iyang mama si Maam Ladaran, maestra sa sawang sa una.

Asa inyo Bedo? Daghan ko nadunggan ga apelyido nga Salada sa iskwela pa ko sa UB sa una.

Somebody asked me this question:


"Nung pag fill-up online doon sa form DS 156, may limit po ba kung ilang beses mag change?  Natakot kasi ako na pag bagohin yung una kong na save, baka naka save eto sa US embassy database at baka inconsistent na sya"

Answer:

No.  There is no limit in changing (and printing) data in form DS 156.  It is advisable to change any information if you find it erroneous and incomplete.  All you have to do is just print the final or last update.  The previous data are not save in the US embassy database.

Later  (kay magbedmenton este badmenton na me)... 

You're welcome.  Taga Guindulman ka sir Macky?

Quote from: Macky Ferniz on May 20, 2009, 03:55:08 PM
Bedo,

Salamat sa imong unselfish efforts pag post ani nga information. Basin pohon mo visita ko sa akong manghod sa CA.

8 years ago,  murag kaila ko ni m'am Leah kay siya man siguro ang tag-iya sa ani nga site: 

www.bohol-island.com

Cheers!

Quote from: glacier_71 on February 07, 2009, 10:08:30 AM
nah, wa ko kaila anang leah. hehehe. Why Leah?

Haha.  Ayos bay Buwadsanga.  Mahilig diay ka ug red suntory with tiny bubbles  (tuba)?

Hehe.  Kada summer diha ko perme sa gallares sa may rhine apartment.  Last month naka anha ko, gipulihan naman ug mall.  haha.

Kaila kag mga Itak diha sa gallares ?

 

Quote from: buwadsanga on December 23, 2008, 09:29:38 AM
i was in UB from 1st to 2nd year in college but transferred to CIT in cebu. gi likay kos ahong Tatay sa mga para inum ug tuba sa gallares. hehehe!

Hi Jimbo,

I think your last record (passport number, name, type of visa, last date applied, status of application, and other key info) are still maintained in the embassy database for reference purposes.  On question on how long they retained and archive applicant's  info, that I do not know.

However, on your next application say 3 months after from your last date of interview,  I  "think" some data are refreshed and overwritten because of the pre-screening process (yung naka barcode at binaril sa labas) assuming you maintained the same passport number.  I suggest all other informations about you should be maintained and if necessary updated BUT you should take note and be consistent on questions 30 (Have you been issued a US visa? ) & 31 (Have you ever been refused of a US visa?) against your last application.  Baka pag sabihin mo na "No" sa question # 31 pero na deny tayo 3 months ago, baka hindi ka bigyan nag chance pa na ma interview pa (denied outright).

Regards,

Bedo

Quote from: jimbo42 on May 20, 2009, 02:09:20 PM
by the way i forgot bedo...

yung bang mga sinulat sa DS 156 and 157 na info eh naka encode ba yun sa ES embassy? so if i will take again the interview for the 2nd time i should write the same ba? can they check or retrieve ba your previous application if i made some changes on the documents i will submit sa bago kong application?

thanks....

Hi Madam,

I'm still trying to figure out if your reply is intended for this thread regarding BIR income tax returns.  hehe.

Anyway, in some cases, these OFWs should inform the agency that they are exempted in paying government taxes. 

Have a nice day to you.

Regards,

Bedo

Quote from: thegirlnextdoor on May 20, 2009, 01:22:58 AM
BIR Tax Returns are exempt or should be exempt for those OFW person who do not have to pay tax.

Some agenceis still require such documents with out knowing that there is an exmption law in where OFW especailly seamen do not pay taxxes.

Hehe.

Maayo unta bay BnC, kita duha maka daog para usa ka bulan ang eyeball ug celebration sa mga ToBol   (Tobong  Bol-anon).  haha.

Sige, mag-ampo ta nga maka-igo sa kilat  este  sa lotto diay.  

Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on May 19, 2009, 11:29:22 PM
makadaug gani ko sa lotto. ako jud ang mogasto sa grand EB sa TB. magpamisa pasalamat ko ug pamisa sa tanang kalag nga wala nay naghandum ug tanang kalag sa purgatoryo.
suroyon pa jud nako ang tanang lugar nga naay member sa TB arong ihimamat.

Ah a a  PM ra ko Ms. Grazie.  Kay murag kaila ko nimo bisag wa ka kaila nako.  hahaha.   

Quote from: grazie7y on May 19, 2009, 01:55:12 PM
So, are you still based in CDO, Beds?  I am almost sure na naa jud ta'y common friends diha.  Pangutana kon kinsa. hahaha  Panghinganlan kaha nko akong mga kaila diha. Rotary ka man, di ba?  Ako kay Bai Lawanen JC sa una. 

Dako trabajo ni sa editor-in-chief ni Ms. Grazie pag proofread.  j/k.

Quote from: grazie7y on May 19, 2009, 02:19:40 AM
hahahaha exactly, colliers!  it's strange that we read such kind of comments from a person who is supposed to be knowledgeable about these kind of things since she claimed to be in the media.  Oh well.

Quote from: lindy on May 19, 2009, 01:03:56 AM
Usa ray tambal niana himuang legal kanang maong matang sa sugal aron dunay legal nga income ang goverment. Just like here in North America nga controlado sa governo. In our City alone our Municipal goverment is raking more than a million income from our Casinos. More than enough to finance some local projects.

Ang situation diha sa ato kay gambling is controled by private financiers who has a big connection to any politician.So sila ray magbahin sa income. Make it legal let the financier file their income.

Quote from: grazie7y on May 19, 2009, 02:19:40 AM
hahahaha exactly, colliers!  it's strange that we read such kind of comments from a person who is supposed to be knowledgeable about these kind of things since she claimed to be in the media.  Oh well.

Haha. No comment kay basin masalaag si Dave diri.  Naa sya music school. Usahay kita nako sa ketkai gatokar sa center.

Ambot lang naa pa ka ang picasso karon.  Naa pa siguro kay naa pa man ang hotel.  Last nakong suroy didto mga 2000 pa to.

Quote from: grazie7y on May 19, 2009, 01:29:58 PM
hahaha pwede na ba diay maminyo diha si Dave, Beds?  joke.  Gatokar pa na sya karon?  Buhi pa ang Picasso Bar, Beds?

Sige na ko ug taya ug lotto.  Pagmakadaog ko librehon ta ka pamasahe.................. colon to mactan airport ... hehe

Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on May 19, 2009, 12:04:21 AM
di ko afford sa tickets if ever makabaton kog US VISA. hehehe

-> Sir Ben,   tabing bukid na na karon di na tabing dagat.  j/k   .    Ambot ug naa pa na kay adtong kusog baha murag apektado to nga lugar.  Basin dagat nalang hehe.   

-> Ms. Grazie,  menyo na si Dave Alba ?  joke joke joke.  Bitaw, bilib ko ana motokar ug piano. 

-> Ms. Lumine, gusto pa ka ug number ni Fr. Columbo Adag sa Transfiguration monastery.  Naa ko cellphone number. Taga Valencia, bohol ni si Fr. Adag.

Haha.  Bridge to nowhere?  I brought some visitors when we're there last month and they noticed this structure too.   Murag ulaw pud labina sa mga bisita kay ang purpose unta sa tulay dapat mag connect ug agi-an pero wa man mapusli sa iyang purpose kay deadend man sa pikas.   

Quote from: benelynne on May 17, 2009, 01:15:44 AM
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Now what happened to that “bridge to nowhere”? Mayor Leon has converted it into a well-lit hanging-garden type of park, from where residents could do a leisurely paseo, and the municipio rents it out also for outdoor parties, al fresco.
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Merong dalawang klaseng tao raw dito sa mundo pareng Jimbo.  Either guapo/guafa or suerte ka. Yung mga nakakuha ng visa  suerte lang sila.  Sa case mo, atleast guapo pa rin tayo.  hehe

Good luck sa susunod na pag apply mo.  Sana suertehin na tayo.  

Quote from: jimbo42 on May 17, 2009, 06:05:54 PM
BedoAdoSalada thanks for your reply and tips you have given me.....
this is mf1234 lost my password 

i read lots of blog about how to pass the interview xe nga first time nangangapa  
welll i did smile talaga sa consul... i greeted him good morning pa nga eh...
i was adviced xe not to talk to much... well that's what i did... i think that idea is not good when you stop talking xe napansin ko the only thing they want is to listen to you and how can you convince the consul if limited talaga sasabihin mo how can you convince him to the max  at saka bihiran din tumingin ang consul sayo xe walang ginawa yung consul kundi mag type sa keyboard  hindi mu alam kung anu yung mga pinag ta type nila  actually he never ask me any documents to prove any thing. when i was explaining my business he said to me that's good... so i thought he will give me a visa instead he gave me the blue paper which has a marked  X on "you did not establish that your social, family, and economic ties outside of the US are sufficient to overcome the presumption of immigrant intent" and the blue paper were enclosed in may passport  saying that he's sorry for me that he cant give me a visa

one thing more you should now everything you have written in DS 156 and 157.
if you are a business women the best for you to write on how long you intend to stay in the US well i think it is much better if its 1 to 2 weeks... not more than that....

saka yung magpapa interview sa interview room malamig don kaya dala kayo ng jacket he he he 

for now based on my experienced next time (after 3 months pa un ha  ) i know how to handle the procedure and the interview. i do hope the luck will be given to me by that time  ...

good luck sa magpapa interview hope makatulong experience ko sa inyo at makakuha kayo ng visa

Magkumpare nag-inom:

Kumpare 1.....:  Pre, murag na hubog na ko adto na ta.  Murag gatuyok na ako panan-aw.  Ang mga balay murag gadagan na.

Kumpare 2.....:  Ako pud pre.  Puede ato nalang huwaton atong balay molabay...   

Hehe, pagka bogoy ba gayud aneng cebuano nga bol-anon. haha

Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on April 18, 2009, 01:52:38 AM

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Manag uyab nag rubo sa sinehan…
BF: hala dear ang akong class ring nahibilin sa sud!
GF: ha! Kuotag balik (after 30 mins)
GF: nakuha na?
BF: Oo pero, nganu ECE mani nga Nursing manko!
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What's the difference between a humor and a joke?

Answer:

When someone cracks a funny line(s) and you immediately laugh or smile, that's what you call a joke.     

When someone cracks a joke and you didn't laugh until the next day, that is humor.      

Hinaut unta nga nalingaw  mo diritso sa mga joke dinhe.  Kay lain pud nga pagka ugma naka nikatawa or mokatawa labina na ug ikaw ra usa kay basin ug ingnon nila nabuang na ta.  hehehe.

maajong gabii/adlaw diha.

Haha.  Maayo nang lugaw Ms. Raquel kay makahamis ug nawong. Tan-awa nang insik tagsa ray bugason.  hehe.  Next week saging napud akong menu.  Tan-awa nang unggoy wa jud ko kita ug gi pimples sila.   

Talking about swine flu, unsa man okay ra ba diha?  Kuyawa neng gihatag nga katalagman sa Ginoo ba?

Usahay pud maka ingon ko nga pabor man siguro ang Ginoo ni Bin Laden!  Hehe joke joke joke.  Hurricane, tornados, karon abay lang ninyo diha ang mehiko nag sugod ang swine flue.  Simbako palayo lang.

Cheers!

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on May 14, 2009, 04:13:00 AM
Puro man nilugaw Bedo,unsa man nagkalibanga ka hahhaha.Bitaw naglugaw ko gabii kay akong husband gi flu dili swine flu, common flu lang with diarrhea mao nakaremember man ko nga kanang lugaw kono makaayo ug diarrhea mao akong gilugawan.Gikaon man niya pero dihay sobra so the next morning akong gitiwas kay sayang.

Apil ko ko ko ko ((((((  ...  huhuhu.   

Aw human naman diay ni.       Kapoy basa kay taas naman. 

Kanus-a man sunod nod nod nod (((((( ? 

Hahaha.

M'am Tess,  sauna mga 5 years ago, mao gyud akong ambition nga mukuha ug visa kay mobisita ko sa kong igsoon ug auntie ug mga ig-agaw didto pero kay apiki lage sa resources medyo wa jud ko mo attempt ug apply.   

Last year, ako jud neng gi ambisyonan nga maka apply ko.  Mga five months planning including research sa mga blogs. hehe.   I also interviewed people here with experience either na deny or approved.  So mao to pagka approved namo, naa na koy tabangan diri libri gikan pag fill-up sa mga forms up to preparing possible questions for their case.  Kalooy sa Ginoo naka lusot man pud sila. hehe. 

Naka tunong lang siguro me ug bo-otan na consul.  Kadtong windows 3 & 5 adtong panahuna, grabe, paspas ang pagtalikod sa mga aplikante.  Sa gahuwat pa me sa among number # 3,167  ingon akong mises dili lang unta me matunong sa window 3 or 5 kay murag mao ray galihok, ang uban windows dugay.  Sa 3,166 na,  thrilling kaayo kay window 3 ang na assign.  Ingon ko sa akong misis sige tan-awon nato ug ma assign ta sa window 3 or 5.  Tan-awon lang gud nato - pasar pasar, denied okay ra pud.  Di man pud ta prisohon ug ma deny ta.  Haha.    Babae ang sa window 3.   Kalooy sa ginoo pag 3,167 ang window # 8 ang gi flash sa billboard.  Lalake ug medyo striktohon. 

Sige po m'am Tess ingat and regards.  Exercise ginagmay pero kanunay para pa wa sa athritis.  hehe

Bedo

Quote from: hofelina on May 16, 2009, 01:39:28 AM
Karon pa jud ko kabasa ni-ani, saludo ko nimo Bedong kay nag-kugi ka oroy ug tambag, plus your big heart of helping others. What is irritating for me is that the questions are all subjective, that means if you happen to meet an officer who has bad moods your chances might be in danger or a lady ( gi-regla) sapoton. Dili ni maayo.
Sa mga interesado nga mokuha ug US Visa, good luck and God bless!

Kuha na kay manan-aw ta ug sunod nga away ni Manny bay BnC.  hehe

Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on May 16, 2009, 01:26:06 AM
mao jud na kasagaran question kung wala pa kay trips outside of the country. not only by US embassy but other embassies as well that requires visa. my friends advised me to travel to other countries that doesn't require visa as a tourist. i think singapore, thailand, hongkong, macau, malaysia and indonesia.

Hehe.  Kamo jud diay classmate. Staff man ila papa si Bonie sa DM.  Dugay na sila nag migrate to down under sir Ben.

Wafu lang sir Ben.  Ayaw lang baliha kay Ufaw kana ... hehe

Kini nga balay mga 3 houses mao ila Bonie Quaoit sauna.

Quote from: benelynne on May 16, 2009, 10:38:41 AM
XUHS Batch 81 mi ni Greg. Murag classmate naku na sya all the way sa high school. Australia na pud diay siya? Naa pud mi classmate didto si Rey Villegas.

Unsang hulagwaya ang familiar, kanang 24 years ago o kanang karon? Sauna maaan ra man ko Alfie Anido (kapal),  pero samtang gakasinaw atong agtang, may-ong na naku tanang upaw.

Speaking pud ug barbikyuhan,  diha sa Tagbilaran naay lamiiiiiiiiiii  diha nga barbecue.   Ug gikan ka sa east nga bahin ug pa approach ka na sa Tagbilaran, naa sign diha "right turn only" ug naa diha ang lugar.  Gabinuang tong among guide na gapatay lage kono ang manga-on diha para lang maka plastar.  Murag burgos man siguro na nga lugar.  

Quote from: Koddi Prudente on May 16, 2009, 03:04:21 AM
I like CDO. I had great fun the last time I was there. I couldn't forget that night we went to a barbikyuhan under a big acacia tree, then there was a folk singer singing my favorite songs like those of Jim Croce's, ug ang mas nakapaukyab mao ang ilang ad libitum nga rice, walay limit jud, isuroy pa from table to table.

Haha, taga CDO jud diay ka Grazie kay bal-an man nimo ni nga lugar.  Mao man neng atbang sa MOGCHS.

Quote from: grazie7y on May 16, 2009, 03:20:41 AM
Ah ok.  I think kining duol ni sa Velez street.