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Quote from: Lorenzo on October 27, 2007, 10:06:18 PM
Early to bed early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.

It has to be wayward, Lorenzo... like:

Early to bed, early to rise, so you can slip out unnoticed before the husband arrives

It is better to give but more better to receive

He who doesn't know how to look back from where he came from... has a stiff neck

Quote from: ms da binsi on October 27, 2007, 10:47:30 AM






Wahahahahhhahaa!

GEC, now i know you are a man...

Ms. Dabinz,

Now you know

But the others already knew months agow   

You may have missed the posts how  Lorenzo sometimes address me...
           
                                                                      But that is another story   

Mike,

I thought a hot bade is working at FCB

Abi nako strategy to increase the bank's clientele base

he he he

Don't be sad, Happy
You have the ability
Just like Sigbin, you see
It is very easy
Like 1, 2, 3

Try it now
and you will say, "wow!"
Rhyming is easy
Like 1, 2, 3. 

Like we were in nursery
Whee!!!

I find the scientific conclusion very convincing.
It's like the truism that having one bad egg affects the rest of the eggs in the basket.
So, flushing out the bad sperms daily will increase the chances that the next sperms produced will be of better quality.

Now, I need to excuse myself to have my sperms checked

Quote from: Ginger on October 27, 2007, 02:57:55 AM
here's a sample of the stamp, GEC.

Thanks for this sample, Ginger.

Now that I've seen this, my rich daddy should REALLY but this for me.

Salabaaat!!!

Si Ginger, daghan siya'g stock.

Ubo!  Ubo! Ubo!

Ubo! Ubo! Ubo!

Ahhrrmmmm!!!

Quote from: grazie7y on October 26, 2007, 07:49:53 AM
I am not sure if cough syrups contain a little alcohol but I once read an article about that GEC na gipa inom ang hyper kids to calm down and then makatulog.  tsk tsk tsk. maka high bya pod na ang cough syrup.

I doubt if Tubag Bohol addicts ever take cough syrup to treat their pesky cough.
Makatulog pa lang unya, dili na makadok-dok

Welcome back, H!

You have missed a lot. You might have also missed thatgirlvader and queen... and Si Riva.

You know what? I think kita nga nanggi post ani nga thread are suffering from self-induced and suggested insanity.  8%+# @$!

                Because we are losing sleep *&?#% ^%$ for spending many @#@ hours in TuB@...
                And bec@u$e of this artic!e that sleep loss causes &%$)( insanity...

                                         We now !!_&* conclude nanga $#^ shu-ang na SILA
                       
                                           Err... I mean, KITA

Is it true? Cough syrups contain a little alcohol, or something in it that makes one sleepy?

I once heard that one technique to make hyper active kids sleep when they still won't go to bed past their bed time is to make them drink cough syrup.

Maybe the baby was crying so much, the mother wants her to fall asleep drunk.

Buy stamps I will.
Go U.S. I must
Yoda master I like


I know my rich dad, Macky, will buy a whole pad for me

Quote from: ms da binsi on October 25, 2007, 11:49:34 PM
Gec, that is not a good sign...hahhaha


daghan na gyud Tralala sa TB agi sa way tulog...

hasta ang nag sulat ani....


        (see??? insane na ang nag post ani!!!   

You know what? Nahadlok na ko sa symptoms.

That's why I went to a massage spa center and treated myself to a deep tissue whole body massage with hot lava stones.

After the massage, I don't want to get up anymore.

I just lie there on the bed, my refreshed fingers gently tapping on the pillow, tapping, tapping...

And when I woke up, I realized I'm facing my computer screen logged in to tubag Bohol. Whhahh!

Don't say we were not warned.

Salabaaaaat!

No wonder I'm starting to see things.

When I'm in bed I dream I am logged in to Tubag Bohol.

When I'm at work I dream I am in bed.


More coffee, please.   

Attention all women members of Tubag Bohol

You are all advised to be online when Lumine is logged-in at Tubag Bohol

Lumine is a lactating mother and each time she is online she is  breastfeeding Baby Matt


Now be prepared for an increased sex drive

Quote from: David Dennis on October 03, 2007, 06:45:03 AM
Oh-oh!

I don't know whether to be flattered ... Or frightened!
So you are one of the members here who is on Bohol now?
I think that my main objective should be to understand things as they work today.  Then you can figure out the best way to change things, or if it's even possible.  It's very difficult to understand things without detailed information.  Remember, nobody is evil in their own story ...

D

I don't know if I have the capacity to frighten any person, Dennis
I just liked the idea -- taking off from your discourse that a certain way of "corruption" (which I would like to think is like cholesterol that also has the "good kind') might actually foster friendship.

"Nobody is evil in their own story."  I agree.

In fact, under the present developments not just in the Philippines but anywhere else in the world, we can't really say everything is black and white -- a bad thing is bad and a good thing is good. Now it seems that there's something bad in the good thing, and a bad thing does have some good results.

Now it's more of shades of gray.

And this is where we start to get disoriented from our moral compass.

Salabaaaat!

Well, Ginger, nakulangan ko og inom sa kape.
Na-ang-angan ra kay tinilok na sa botelya.
Perte nakong koskos sa kutsarita.
Ang resulta? Nag sige kog panghuy-ab.
Ang tan-aw nako sa katre, daw sa maanyag
nga babaye nga tam-is ang pahiyom nga
naga-ingon, "dali na sa akong kiliran"  Ehe ehe

Quote from: Ginger on October 25, 2007, 12:53:55 AM
We will eat you, Cleo! (patra?)

Welcome to Tubag Bohol!

Wow, Ginger... kuyaw na ni da
Hangover pa sa imong vegetarian recipe? ha ha

Well, if you're planning to eat cleo, I can be the side dish, too

Cleo, here's a hug from everybody in Tubag Bohol!
Welcome, welcome! 

The 30th Meeting of the APEC Human Resources Development Working Group will be held in Panglao, Bohol from April 15-18, 2008.

Some 150-200 delegates from 21 member economies will be attending.

Sir Junayag is a role model.
Let's all be like him.
Let's start wearing eyeglasses for a start   
Then buckle down for the hard work to excel just like him.

Marie214, I think you are a Valentina!

Welcome to Tubag Bohol

Now that's universal sex appeal

Pero mas matindi ka, Lorenzo...
Not only did you get the ladies,
there's even that macho at the gym who
took notice of your ass LOL

So I switched back to the safe, cuddly and gentle baby cologne

After a month of that episode, I switched to AXE.

But then, naughty things started to happen...

And so I stopped.

Quote from: Lorenzo on October 24, 2007, 02:31:18 AM
hahaha mao bitaw, GEC. So i assume you're always 'Fresh as a baby' ? I bet the girls go ga-ga for you wherever you go, sir?

You're right, Lorenzo!
The ladies just loved to flock around me
and with their thumbs and forefingers pinch both of my cheeks
giggling, "ang cute, cute na baby! Ayy!"

Happy Birthday, Galen
May you live long and prosper!

When I was still studying, I used to wear AXE -- just spray on all over.

But I had since stopped using AXE when I learned it makes good girls naughty.

That's what it claims in its commercial, you know.

Quote from: Lorenzo on October 02, 2007, 12:14:17 PM
I wear different kinds of cologne for different types of occasion. When I go to class, i usually wear Polo Blue or Armani Black to set in the professional feel. And I wear Armani Acqua di Gio aftershave to add. When I go out with my buds--i like wearing musky cologne like Aramis or Tommy Classic. When I go out with the ladies or go to the mall--i like to wear Polo Black---its very classy and subtle at the same time.

But for professional occasions such as medical school interviews or meetings with my professors--i wear Burberry Brit. I love its fragrance...it is very stylish and sleek jud. It cuts through air yet soft enough to tingle the roof of the mouth. Highly recommended, in my opinion.

Wow. It's like reading a strategy map, Lorenzo.
If this is the desired outcome, this is the strategy to employ.
Calculated. Foreseen. Controlled.

I only have one weapon in my arsenal:

"Johnson's Baby Cologne.... bago ligo ang pakiramdam"

Works for me everytime, anytime.

The picture window is beautiful RV.

I once had dip at Tinago Falls many years ago but it was already developed with swimming pools.
The water was sooooo cold, one of our companion developed fever on our drive back to cagayan de oro.

Quote from: Sigbin II on October 22, 2007, 09:32:01 PM
  Here's one more.  Adapted from Joyce Kilmer's immortal "Tree."

Methinks that we shall never see
the face of TB's GEC.
We've had two EBs, two at best
Each with three persons who doth protest
The absence of one who could, who may
If he were present could mean jokes risque
And limericks from here to there,
And even from I know not where!
But then it seems that with great disdain
He eschews popularity and fame
So maybe, until the Big EB,
We'll bear with his anonymity.

Magnifique, Sigbin! I'm speechless. You blew me away. I'm going to immortalize this. Mannn, you're the Man! 

You are the optimus!
You are the prime!
All I do is bumble
And bring in the wine!

Cheers!

Quote from: Sigbin II on October 22, 2007, 07:46:47 PM
How doth the little Bumblebee
match his rhymes so well,
I think that I shall try to see
if I can rhyme as well.
And maybe Melrose and Mari
can tell us to dispel
the annoying mystery
that surrounds this who-the-_ _ _ _.

hehehe Just a little joke here, GEC.

Optimus Priiiimmmeee,

Bravo Sigbin! Bravo!
I can tell you have a solid background
on literary writing.

Hmmm, lemme guess...
I remember it's mentioned here that you are a Kaka member
It could be that at present you are writing for some publication
Or you had been a campus writer in your younger years

It's me,

BumbleGec

An old line I heard from long long ago says:

I went out to the world in search for a friend and found none.
So I went out to the world to be a friend and friends were all around me

Great video, Lorenzo....

Very inspiring...
we will all be waiting
when all of you
will be coming back home

Learning is a dangerous thing
You can be swept away when you
are unprepared of the knowledge that comes
without learning.
You could drown in the deluge of
intelligence that comes without knowing.
You could burn with the wisdom
that radiates without reflecting.

When you play with words
The words will play you

                       as they have done to me.

A beautiful flower inspires me to write. (Have I written this before?)

More beautiful flowers inspires me no end!

Hey, the first time Mike welcomed bejabas was on July 6, 2007. He/she had one post at that time.

Today, it is already October 22, 2007. And bejabas still has one post.

What does this mean? The resulting "hardening" ?

Bejabas, speak out, my man... we want to hear from you. We listen....

Tubag Bohol rocks!!!

Quote from: C2H4 on October 20, 2007, 05:39:03 AM
Hahaha!

Are you trying to imply, Mr GEC, that you're a good lubricator?

Hala! General Patronage ra ba ning TB, dili ni R-rated

Quote from: ms da binsi on October 22, 2007, 08:36:38 AM
unsa gud ni nga hapit na man ta ma X rated anih???

GP 13 baja ta ha???


hahaha

There are many ways to lubricate
You and I can facilitate
To smoothen the parts which are delicate
In the way how we manipulate
And both of us will appreciate
The experience we want to duplicate



That's me.... Bumblebee

An old quote I couldn't recall from where:

"Show me who your friends are and I'll tell you who you are."

do you notice the small cogon umbrellas at the edge of the shore where the sand meets the sea? They are the same cogon umbrellas you see on Tubag Bohol picture header.  This is the same stretch of beach connecting Bohol Beach Club and dumaluan

Forgive me, Father rency for I have sinned...

I have lusted...
                     for Tubag Bohol

I have coveted...
                       for the brilliant ideas shared here

I have committed mental intercourse...
                        with the passionate exchange of views with TuBo's members

I have allowed myself to be seduced...
                       to spend long hours here to comfort and be comforted, to cheer and be                 
                       cheered, to hear and be heard

What must I do, Father, for the atonement of my sins?

Quote from: Bohol on April 25, 2007, 08:56:45 PM

photo courtesy of eric roijen

I believe this picture is taken at Bohol Beach Club. The hut at the background is the dive shop.

Quote from: C2H4 on October 13, 2007, 04:02:20 PM


You are both TB's mystery heroes, mura mo'g Transformers...ikaw si Optimus Prime, si Mr GEC si Bumblebee...

Yeah! I like the description

Optimus Prime: "Bumblebee, stop lubricating the man!"

If you can't stand the heat, sit down!

Do not ask what your country can do for you, ask what "where did the money go"

I took the chance to kiss a lady
on her very first post which
happens to be her birthday, Ginger

The music of the '80s...
Where every beat is a pounding
heartache
Where every melody is a mournful
strain
Of a raging love unspoken, trapped in
the muted lips of a cold cold night

Quote from: jinglehymn on October 19, 2007, 04:21:40 PM
have some gifts for me?

May lots of cash JINGLE in not just in your pockets but but in your bank account as well!

Happy birthday.. and here's my gift: a kiss on you, birthday girl. Mwahh

Quote from: Melrose on October 17, 2007, 04:34:52 PM
wow! that's great!

paryente tingali mi niya kay dugong bayron man akong mother!

No wonder Melrose is an "arts avocate"

Quote from: junayag on October 15, 2007, 10:46:34 PM

through this forum, we could gauge TB members who are interested to join the BIG EB.  just indicate your desire to be with us some time in the future ( midyear 2008 ).

I will join! I will join! I will join!

Quote from: ms da binsi on October 16, 2007, 10:23:24 AM
kanang mga bata2x pa i hope mo multiply ang ilang species...

       GEC
   x   348
   -------
      6024
    2412
   2259
---------
      ?

I want to multiply!




Who want's to multiply with me?

Barbaro, do you have the full text of this book translated in English?

Elsewhere in Tubag Bohol there is a board of possible gubernatoral candidates for 2010.

Those who are most likely to run as strong contenders are:

1. Cong Edgar Chatto (who is in his last term)
2. Vice Gov. Julius Caesar Herrera (but there is a possibility he will fun for congress, 1st district)
3. Cesar Montano (who garnered the highest number of votes among senatorial candidates in the last election.)

Of course, it is expected that many more will run for governor considering 2010 is a Presidential election year. Presidential candidates must have local candidates in their line up to carry their campaign on the ground.

Quote from: lumine on October 14, 2007, 02:23:54 PM
i don't like the aroma of the tea except the iced tea.

Whenever I order iced tea, it's always "no ice".

Editorial of the Bohol Chronicle, Oct. 14, 2007

Our editorial postulated four concerns under the acronym WHAP (water, health, agriculture and power) - doubtless a result of exchange of ideas among stakeholders in the province. The Governor is listening - and will take up some of these matters in this Friday's PPDC Meeting. At the very least the "beneficial bridge" linking Cebu and Bohol - and perhaps solving power and water concerns got the earful of both GMA and the Japanese ambassador while both were here last week.

In voicing our concerns - on objective targets to be met in the last wave of Rico's Term - we simply relayed what we have been doing the last 53 years in community journalism. We simply want "continuity" in the positive projects that will be left unfinished as 2010 curtain call time comes. It is also to enjoin Rico's successor to mirror the Governor's own statesmanship - like his shedding off of political trivialism - by pursuing the good projects started but not completed by his political archrival former Governor Rene Relampagos.

We certainly hope that the Governor's last term must most of all be soul-inspiring and productive. It is our fervent hope that with the close alliance of the Province and the Powers-That-Be, the province will not become an easy vehicle for highly lopsided, questionable projects that will later on be unmasked as graft-ridden.

We are one with Boholanos in hoping that we will no more see the likes mega projects as doubtful as the "most expensive irrigation dam" like the BHIP-2 which the President GMA inaugurated last Friday.

Governor Rico and his political allies must make sure, the "books are clean" when they exit in 2010. That is the only way to ensure that the legacy of clean governance - with concrete result - will be the trademark of the Governor the day he steps out of the Capitol.

Editorial of the Bohol Chronicle, Oct. 14, 2007


The institution must be able to paddle its own canoe - and fight competition on its own merits. A Government must not receive wherewithal because of patronage politics - but because it deserves the funding.

And it will get the funding because withholding such will sabotage the National Government's own medium-term plan. How is that?

For example, an airport has to be built with international standards in Panglao - because without that - the targeted tourist number and spending will not be realized and thus upset foreign exchange rate and national budget assumptions. A humongous dam must be built in fertile Bohol in order to raise grain productivity - without which we will have the ignominy of importing rice (our staple food) from the countries our scientists in Los Banos taught how to plant hybrid rice a few years ago.

A concreted network of roads had to be built as a necessary adjunct to flow of commerce and trade and bring farm products from site to market - thus contributing in scaling down (national) inflation - as our provincial contribution.

Above is an ideal state that Bohol must not stop dreaming on.

What is the practical reality now?

"Strike while the iron is hot" - is what our provincial and congress leaders may have to do - to maximize the mileage of close affinity with President GMA during the last 30 months of the Governor and Representatives Edgar Chatto and Roberto Cajes. Use the Palace leverage to bring the line agencies' projects to benefit the island-province, that's what.

Editorial of the Bohol Chronicle, October 14, 2007


Only the Gifted Prophets know what lies for Bohol beyond 2010.

Today, the political reality is that the Provincial Dispensation and the three Bohol solons are closely allied with President GMA who will definitely step down in 2010. The physical reality is that - defying Mother Time - we have a workaholic governor in Erico Aumentado who - as fate would have it - also exits the gate in 2010. What happens after that?

It is precisely this risk of uncertainty that Government must manage this risk. And we must plan - because those who fail to plan may have plans to fail.

And the best way is to run the Government like it was a corporation. How?

One of the great dictums of good corporate governance is that no institution should be dependent on one man. To assure that - the groundwork and the medium-term corporate plan must be in place such that no man is deemed indispensable. No institution must prosper mainly because it is run by a COO (Child of the Owner), as the satire goes.

Great pix, Lumine. Baby Matt is really cute!

By KIT BAGAIPO, The Bohol Chronicle

The rehabilitation of the former Agora Public Market is in full swing and is expected to be finished in eight months.

Actual construction works of the unfinished building started in April and is slightly behind schedule as J.L. Apostol Enterprises, the rehabilitate-operate-transfer

contractor, had to comply with building setback requirements.

The contractor will invest P60-million to rehabilitate the unfinished building, that had been started more than ten years ago, into a modern business center.

In an interview with the Chronicle, project engineer Liberato Lupot yesterday said they are presently constructing the walls and the second floor ramp of the building.

Lupot said they have adopted the building design of the city government.

However, the interior of the building will have to suit preferences of tenants.

A large part of the second floor of the business complex will be occupied by Bohol Quality Corporation (BQ Mall owner), according to Lupot.

He said the contractor and BQ Mall are now negotiating the possibility of building an overpass over CPG Avenue to link the mall to their outlet at the new business complex.

There are several applicants for the building's ground floor, said Lupot, but had to undergo a screening process with the contractor.

The third floor of the business complex is eyed as an entertainment center.

The entire complex will have elevators and parking spaces for about 60 vehicles.

Under the ROT agreement, the contractor will operate the business center for a period of 25-years.

It guarantees annual P5-million net income for the city government even if the contractor sustains losses on the first year of operations.

Income forecasts of the project shows a minimum of P8-million for its first year of operations.

Aside from the guaranteed income, the city will get revenues out of the tenants' sales tax, mayor's permit and licenses.
   

PNP heads at odds
By KIT BAGAIPO, The Bohol Chronicle

Provincial police director SSupt. Edgardo Ingking has filed a complaint for grave misconduct and dishonesty against his predecessor, former Bohol police chief SSupt. Arturo Evangelista.

Evangelista, now the chief of the Regional Investigation and Detection Management Division based in Cebu City, allegedly

"[damaged] the good image of the Bohol Police Provincial Office (BPPO) and demoralized its members", Ingking's complaint stated.

This, after Evangelista made a report as contained in a memorandum to the PNP Region-7 director, stating that the Bohol police had six lapses in its operation in responding to the bloody robbery of the Bank of Commerce last August 28.

Records showed that this could be the first case in the country where PNP officials (at the rank of colonel) are in legal battle.

A move to reconcile both officials last Monday, proved futile, according to a highly placed source from the regional PNP command.

The same source told the Chronicle that only an apology from Evangelista can "settle the matter."

Ingking's complaint, which was already evaluated at the National Police Commission (Napolcom) 7, is now being forwarded to the Office of the President for presidential clearance to proceed with the summary hearing at the Napolcom en banc. Evangelista is an appointee of the president.

In its pre-charge evaluation report, Napolcom-7 ruled that Ingking's complaint is "complete in form and substance" and recommended for the filing of grave misconduct and dishonesty with aggravating circumstance of taking undue advantage of his official position against Evangelista.

Napolcom-7 however denied Ingking's petition to place Evangelista under preventive suspension pending resolution of the case.

THE COMPLAINT

Ingking likewise accused Evangelista of lying when the latter claimed in a local newspaper that he was "remembered as the creator of the now famous Bohol Tourist Police [when] in fact the said group was created and launched in 2001 by then provincial director SSupt. Sancho Bernales."

The Napolcom pre-charge investigator also found that Evangelista "occupies a sensitive position in the PNP organization" and having "prepared deliberately an unverified report that tarnishes the good image of the Bohol police as a whole?"

The documentary evidences supporting Evangelista's allegations likewise which "remained uncontroverted at this stage, are so strong and adequate to warrant the elevation of [the] case to a summary hearing or a formal investigation," the pre-charge investigation report stated.

According to the Napolcom, the report submitted by Evangelista "greatly eroded and demolished the Bohol police officers' self-esteem and self confidence they garnered from the triumphant capture of Garcia's group."

The Evangelista report "compromised the pride and integrity of the police group tantamount to maliciously intriguing against the honor and discrediting the integrity of his co-police officers" the Napolcom said.

Hence, considering Evangelista's position, the offense qualifies as grave misconduct, according to the Napolcom investigator.

The charge of dishonesty is due to the claim of Evangelista that he created the Bohol Tourist Police and failing to correct the report made in a local newspaper which has misled the public.

Having held the position of provincial police director, Evangelista should have known that the tourist police existed even before his stint, the Napolcom argued.

Once a presidential clearance is obtained, the Napolcom en banc will immediately proceed with the formal hearing of the case.

THE REPORT

According to Evangelista's report, the six lapses committed by the Bohol PNP in responding to the Bank of Commerce robbery and later to the arrest of the suspects "came from the media and those who had hands in the arrest of Casimiro "Meloy" Garcia and Gilben Nuez."

Evangelista's memorandum to the regional PNP director stated "the insufficient police visibility in Tagbilaran City to deter occurrence of hold-up cases despite other robbery incidents in the past prior to the Bank of Commerce; no specific reactive unit to respond to an incident and crisis; the police lapses can be gleaned from the fact that the suspects were able to execute their trade in broad daylight in the heart of the city and whose escape was unhampered not even by a single checkpoint in the neighboring municipalities."

The memorandum report stated further that "there was no aggressive follow-up operation as investigators following up the case could not get hint or clue [regarding the whereabouts of the suspects] not until a concerned resident called them up; the non-observance of police operating procedures and lack of supervision of elements only two non-commissioned policemen reacting to the reported presence of the suspects at the Dumaluan Beach, who did not bother to inform their chief/supervisor and allowed the security guards in the area to arrest the armed suspects inside the resort's room."

The local police also allegedly, "delayed (the) submission of sketchy report to the regional operations for information of the command group."

R - really
V -  virile

Welcome to Tubag Bohol, Cheers!

Quote from: asianfairy on October 14, 2007, 04:58:13 PM
Gec348,

You are very poetic and i really love reading your post. I wanted to say this a long time ago pero karon pa kalugar. he..he..

kabalo kaba nga daghan nainlove nimo secretly dires TB. ?:-)

Thank you for the compliment, Asianfairy

About the second thing you've been wanting to say but found the time only now... whew...
I don't know what to say... I'm tongue-tied (no, wrong term)... my fnigres are in a sttae of praalsyis rghit nwo.... ulk(!)

Quote from: C2H4 on October 14, 2007, 02:32:18 PM
Abi nimo Mr GEC, although they all say you're a He, sinasabi ng aking konsensya that you're a She.

Which is which?

Thanks for the zap diay...

This girl vader also asked me the same question since TuBo was still a few weeks old

I am tempted to say: "I can be whatever you want me to be"  He he he

But I can't really say it that way. My identity is slowly coming out in the open.

Usa ako ka ondoy  B)

INSIDER INFORMATION: Land swapping is not really encouraged because it will be complicated when the aggregate area of lots offered for barter is bigger than the available government lots.

The Panglao Bohol International Airport Development Project (PBIADP) Local Task Force
published the following announcement in the Bohol Chronical and Bohol Sunday Post, october 14 , 2007 issue

BARTER OR SWAPPING OF LAND IN LIEU OF SALE

GENERAL GUIDELINES
approved by the Department of Transportation and Communications:

An area of three (3) hectares shall first be set aside from the available government lots as relocation or resettlement site of qualified dislocated families.
The remaining area shall be equitably distributed to qualified landowners or dwellers with priority given to:

a.   Those who signified intention to barter on a first-come-first-serve basis within the cut-off date of     October 31, 2007.

b.   Those who, because of the size of their land and the amount of compensation they will receive, will be   unable to purchase a suitable lot or construct a home in Panglao.

c.   Remaining government lots for barter shall be shared by the remaining landowners on the principle of value for value.

d.   Those willing to shoulder cost of subdivision of lots and other related expenses.

C2H4

You guessed it! I am Harry Potter

Now, Zzzap!

[That's to put a smile on your face]

Same thing with me...
I couldn't view the profiles anymore (sigh)

Lorenzo, I think it started when he who must not be named did that which must not be mentioned to such whose identity must be kept undisclosed.

I love reading this article, Barbaro.

Very informative indeed.

The story about tying a string to the wrist of the presumed dead so he can ring the bell? This reminds me to always wear my iron gloves while dok-doking at Tubag Bohol or else some ladies would chop my hands off

I'm seeing seven stars lagi.

Pls. check out his link

http://tubagbohol.mikeligalig.com/index.php?topic=916.msg8284#msg8284

Hello, ladies... I'm a little bit shy

So Wentworth is the prison break guy, huh. Hmmm
Not bad. I've seen the trailers of prison break but I
never really got to follow it though. Too bad for me.

And who's Luke McFarlane? The young Lex Luthor
of Smallville? He's one cool dude, too.

Gee, you really have exquisite tastes in men.

Me? Don't expect too much.... That's why I said my
wish about dear old Orlandoww

O my poor foot.  If only I can solve my technical difficulty of
uploading my avatar... (sigh)

Quote from: Ginger on October 14, 2007, 09:27:29 AM
GEC, what if you look like Wentworth Miller?

Oh, I'm not sure familiar ko sa iya face.... wapo ba? he he he

Hey, I noticed that, with the exception of Mike, I noticed that ...yadz... has seven stars.
Wowowee! How d'ya do it, yadz?

By the way, yadz is one of the oldies here
Not in terms of age, ha.

Is there a movie that Orlando Bloom
is not wielding any sword or a bow?

Sword and bow that's what he has become
He thrusts his beauty into the hearts of hapless women
With his bow he hunts those in far away lands

How I wish I have a face like Orlando
To shield myself from the inquiring eyes
of lovely women...

The
BIG bug needs
BIG bucks
BIG lot
BIG investors
BIG time

When will the
BIG day be?

That's the
BIG question 

Hello there yah all,

So there was another eyeball (tsk).
Bambi really wanted me to be there

Well, whenever there's an eyeball, I'm like...

I come with the breeze
and do as I please
I hope you won't sneeze
Or you'll blow me out, Jeez!


[With apologies to Charlotte's web]

Use me! Use me, baby! Yeah!

thanks for posting Ma'am Nene's paintings, Sigbin and Melrose

They're marvelous!

OMG, is she the sister of our very own Ruby Rodriguez?

Hello, Lumine!

Welcome back. How many TuBo members did you meet aside from Leo?

Hope your baby is fine now.

Cheers!

Quote from: Lorenzo on October 11, 2007, 07:05:49 AM
Uy! I love the way you define these words, Sir GEC!

Classy da!

Thanks, Lorenzo

2. Mental intercourse - A passionate exchange of ideas in an intellectual discussion climaxing in the point of reaching a common understanding. Imposition of one's idea over the other can be construed as mental rape.

Whoah! Kagrabeh sa definition ni Agila

Aron dili ta ma censor ni Mike or ni C2H4 ani nga board, I offer  the following definitions:

1. Verbal striptease - A partial statement of a fact or information intended to arouse the curiosity of the listener, whereupon the remaining pieces of the fact are released in piecemeal at the prodding of the listener until the naked truth is laid bare.

The body will remember, Frog. After a few hours...  you'll be reciting Hamlet like it was the first time

William Shakespeare - To be, or not to be (from Hamlet 3/1)
To be, or not to be: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them? To die: to sleep;
No more; and by a sleep to say we end
The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep;
To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub;
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause: there's the respect
That makes calamity of so long life;
For who would bear the whips and scorns of time,
The oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely,
The pangs of despised love, the law's delay,
The insolence of office and the spurns
That patient merit of the unworthy takes,
When he himself might his quietus make
With a bare bodkin? who would fardels bear,
To grunt and sweat under a weary life,
But that the dread of something after death,
The undiscover'd country from whose bourn
No traveller returns, puzzles the will
And makes us rather bear those ills we have
Than fly to others that we know not of?
Thus conscience does make cowards of us all;
And thus the native hue of resolution
Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought,
And enterprises of great pith and moment
With this regard their currents turn awry,
And lose the name of action. - Soft you now!
The fair Ophelia! Nymph, in thy orisons
Be all my sins remember'd.

Dabinz, I find it cute referring to your spouse as banana

What fruity term would be appropriate for the asawa?  Atsara? Shawarma?

Hinay-hinay lang
Mapareho ka nako nahagbong sa akong banko

Quote from: ms da binsi on October 10, 2007, 11:21:49 PM
GEC ma ana na imong  !

Huh?  Unsa nga akoa nga maingon-ana? 

Quote from: ms da binsi on October 10, 2007, 11:23:12 PM
karon pa baya ko kadungog ug verbal striptease   

Anak na siya ni mental intercourse

Finally I'm home from my bedroom. I've just arrived in my living room giving myself my caffeine fix..

Gulp.... Ahhhh

Ha ha ha

Funny why any language which we cannot understand we usually think it's Chinese.

Chinese really is popular. I think I should study this language... just in case they will finally overrun Bohol.  ;P

Quote from: ms da binsi on October 10, 2007, 06:29:39 PM
GEC nabahaw na ka sa scoop!!!

ug reporter pa ka di naka ma sweldohan...

gi putbol na ka!!!



(sekret bitaw na ni Admin)

O mannnn...

Daghan kaayong pa thrilling. Mga teasers.
This thread is a verbal striptease, if you ask me

Quote from: Mari on October 10, 2007, 10:59:10 PM
much more GEC!

Smile nga nagdala og "come here"?

It was Kyla, a Filipino recording artist, who sang the Lupang Hinirang at the Pacquiao-Barrera return match, not silver screen actress Ara Mina.

Objectively, our national anthem sounds better than Mexico's which seems to come to a sudden stop at the end.

Jaja's smile is sweeter than PGMA's. Won't you agree, Mari?

Sorry I missed the action here... What's up?
She loves him who loves her but who loves someone else?

Can anyone update me?