What men say and what they meanI'm hungry = I'm hungry.
I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy.
I'm tired = I'm tired.
I've gotta pee = Get out of the way.
I've gotta GO = Get out of the way and stay away until it clears.
Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
Can I get your coat? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
Let me get your door. = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
Nice dress! = Nice Tits!
You look tense, let me give you a massage. = I want to fondle you.
What's wrong? = I don't see why are you making such a big deal out of this.
What's wrong? = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?
What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
I'm bored. = Do you want to have sex?
I love you. = Let's have sex now.
I love you too. = Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now!
Good morning. = That was great sex......let's have more!
See you later. = That was great sex......let's have more!
Yes, I like the way you cut your hair. = I liked it better before.
Yes, I like the way you cut your hair. = $50 and it doesn't look that much different!
Yes, I like the way you cut your hair. = For $50 they should have GIVEN you hair!
Let's talk. = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me.
Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.
Will you marry me? = I might as well get tax benefits for going through these "talks"
While shoppingYes, that one's nice = Why do you ask when you aren't going to listen anyway?
That one looks great on you = Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home!
I like that one better. = Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home!
Uh huh = Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home!
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz = Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home!
I don't think that blouse and that skirt go well together. = I am gay.
It makes you look fat = I'm really stupid!
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