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« on: May 19, 2010, 02:42:43 PM »
What men say and what they mean

I'm hungry = I'm hungry.

I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy.

I'm tired = I'm tired.

I've gotta pee = Get out of the way.

I've gotta GO = Get out of the way and stay away until it clears.

Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

Can I get your coat? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

Let me get your door. = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

Nice dress! = Nice Tits!

You look tense, let me give you a massage. = I want to fondle you.

What's wrong? = I don't see why are you making such a big deal out of this.

What's wrong? = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?

What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.

I'm bored. = Do you want to have sex?

I love you. = Let's have sex now.

I love you too. = Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now!

Good morning. = That was great sex......let's have more!

See you later. = That was great sex......let's have more!

Yes, I like the way you cut your hair. = I liked it better before.

Yes, I like the way you cut your hair. = $50 and it doesn't look that much different!

Yes, I like the way you cut your hair. = For $50 they should have GIVEN you hair!

Let's talk. = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me.

Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.

Will you marry me? = I might as well get tax benefits for going through these "talks"

While shopping

Yes, that one's nice = Why do you ask when you aren't going to listen anyway?

That one looks great on you = Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home!

I like that one better. = Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home!

Uh huh = Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home!

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz = Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home!

I don't think that blouse and that skirt go well together. = I am gay.

It makes you look fat = I'm really stupid!

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« Reply #1 on: May 19, 2010, 11:53:29 PM »
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« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2010, 09:05:25 AM »
ha, ha, ha, what an interesting thread.



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