A woman woke up and told her boyfriend about her last night's dream. "I was at an auction for penises. The big ones sold for $1,000 and the tiny ones for $10."
BF: "What about one my size?"
GF: "Didn't get a bid!"
The boyfriend wants revenge, so the next morning he tells his girlfriend about his dream last night. "I was at an auction for vaginas. The really tight one's sold for $1,000 and the loose ones for $10."
GF: "What about ones like mine?"
BF: "That's where they held the auction."
Bwahaha.
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