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Title: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: glacier_71 on November 07, 2009, 01:05:43 PM

(n.b. this topic is culled from Comran's comment.)

boyz....your turn. aw, gurlz diay.  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: ms da binsi on November 07, 2009, 02:03:53 PM
basta gagmay ug mga tudlo labi na ang kumagko! hahaha!

ang akong mga barkada nga mga bajut nag tudlo nako ana!

ingon sila kanang nag bugdo niha Ya kay labakara ra na! ayaw tuo ana!

bwahahhahaha!
Title: Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: comran on November 07, 2009, 02:04:38 PM
Thank Glace for posting!

In the first place I would not be with one...heheh!  If by accident I happen to be with one.....I will ran away as fast as I can...hehehe!
Seriously, that is something we women should find out before we get intimate with them, right? Just like men would like to know if you are a virgin or not, etc. 

Sorry, for being blunt and honest but that's just the way it goes.

Title: Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: hubag bohol on November 07, 2009, 03:45:39 PM
Luoy diay ang mga GRO... ;D
Title: Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: mistyeyed on November 07, 2009, 03:53:52 PM
Hala lisod pod ni iingon noh,diba luoy ug imong ingnon ug gamay lagi imoha ay. ;D ;D
Title: Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: hofelina on November 07, 2009, 03:56:08 PM
Ang ilong ang tan-awon! Mas maayo akoy tan-aw ..dili ang ilong ha?
Title: Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: hubag bohol on November 07, 2009, 03:56:27 PM
Lisod, kay basin masumbalikan ka... ;D
Title: Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: mistyeyed on November 07, 2009, 04:01:19 PM
Bwahahaha,sama sa?example dayon..
Title: Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: hubag bohol on November 07, 2009, 04:04:10 PM
He he, ato lang ipaagig estorya. Taym sa, aho sang pangitaon tong ahong file... ;D
Title: Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: mistyeyed on November 07, 2009, 04:05:20 PM
Hahahaha,sige magpa abot ra pod ko. ;D
Title: Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: david on November 07, 2009, 04:17:46 PM
bitaw lisod pod og mosumbalik, basin moingon nga dili gamay ning ahoa, kanang imoha maoy dako
Title: Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: comran on November 07, 2009, 04:19:34 PM
If its hard to ask in person, maybe thru pictures.  He can always provide you a picture of his "thingy".  I would rather embarass him now than embarass him while you are about to do it.  My g***!  I would die laughing if I had to look for it because its too small....hehehe!
Title: Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: mistyeyed on November 07, 2009, 04:20:22 PM
Hahahaha, dili, moingon di gamay ning ahoa,kanang imoha luag na. ;D
Title: Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: jamelma on November 07, 2009, 04:27:29 PM
It doesn't matter if it is small as long as he knows how to work his tongue.
Title: Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: comran on November 07, 2009, 04:27:53 PM
Nonsense.... that is just an excuse.  Most men would show their tool right away if they are confident about the size.  If they dont have it... baby, they will not flaunt it!  LOL
Title: Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: MIKELIGALIG.com on November 07, 2009, 04:29:20 PM
I just read: "How To Give Your Woman A Screaming Orgasm." Penis size was not mentioned in the book. :)
Title: Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: jamelma on November 07, 2009, 04:31:19 PM
Size doesn't matter as long as he knows how to use his tongue. :) 8) :P
Title: Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: Ligalig-Mike on November 07, 2009, 04:31:51 PM
Friends,

Read "The Hite Report."
Title: Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: comran on November 07, 2009, 04:44:59 PM
I call that denial! Tongue is great for foreplay and in-between but you cannot have an actual penetration or intercourse with a tongue.  Personally speaking, I do not need a book to tell me what works for me.  I just happen to know what I want and can give me the most satisfaction.  Bluntly speaking, honey size DOES matters.
Title: Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: mistyeyed on November 07, 2009, 04:46:23 PM






 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: hubag bohol on November 07, 2009, 05:53:07 PM

A woman woke up and told her boyfriend about her last night's dream. "I was at an auction for penises. The big ones sold for $1,000 and the tiny ones for $10."

BF: "What about one my size?"

GF: "Didn't get a bid!"

The boyfriend wants revenge, so the next morning he tells his girlfriend about his dream last night. "I was at an auction for vaginas. The really tight one's sold for $1,000 and the loose ones for $10."

GF: "What about ones like mine?"

BF: "That's where they held the auction."

Bwahaha. ;D
Title: Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: hofelina on November 07, 2009, 06:58:01 PM
Kining makahimamat ka ug gamay, makakanta ka ug " Saan, Saan ako nagkamali", samtang ang daku jamoo, mokanta ka ug" Haleluya, Haleluyaaaaaaaaaaaah" ;D ;D
Title: Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: jorgeanna on November 07, 2009, 07:20:54 PM
unsay tima-ilhan nga gamay cya og penis? dapat naa ka tape measure?
Title: Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: hofelina on November 07, 2009, 07:33:14 PM
Kidding aside some postings have given the correct answer, that the size is not important, it is how you wield your gun. Cunnilingus is terribly exciting but no compare to the real thing,  but a big one brings a joyous ha ha ha ha!
Title: Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: Chongki on November 07, 2009, 07:58:14 PM
best thing to do is itesting usa aron di mukanta og "regrets" ;D
Title: Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: Candijaynon on November 07, 2009, 08:39:01 PM
Ang size sa tiil sa laki mao kuno pud ang size sa ijaha. Tinood ba ni guys?
Title: Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: bugsay on November 07, 2009, 08:56:34 PM

Pangutan-a si Bai Hubs, kay murag tulo ka buok tiil ana niya...... ;D ;D ;D

peace bai, pasayloa ko nga gi libkas nako imong sekreto...nyahahahah
Title: Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: Candijaynon on November 07, 2009, 09:02:32 PM

Nganong si Manoy Bots man ang imo patubagon Sir Bugs? Ikaw diay, di diay ka katubag sa ahong pangutana? heheheh....
Title: Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: bugsay on November 07, 2009, 09:05:30 PM

di lang ko Ms Candy...ang tag-iya lang ang tagaan natog prebilihiyo nga mosulti sa tinuod.....naa ra man na diha...nagpahipi. ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: Candijaynon on November 07, 2009, 09:09:00 PM

Tinood ba kaha intawon ni kay ang akong 12 year old son size 10 ra ba ang tiil.
Title: Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: Scarb on November 07, 2009, 09:10:52 PM

agoi Hubskie gi libkas nya oh, bukingan na ug sugod


   unZaon pag sulti? sayon ra ah, pa dungog dungogon lang ani oh
       "huh mora man tag nag labay ug toothpick ani in d middle of a ballroom"
            hahay if i know pa lamang - never jud hikhak³ sowe po
Title: Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: glacier_71 on November 07, 2009, 11:13:43 PM

that's probably the reason most porno flicks employs big "Ds"... ;D but too bad, our forum, comran, won't tolerate such flaunting to safeguard our sensibilities over our physical sexual attributes. certainly our guys have no excuse to tell for we can sense their wives seem satisfied.  ;D

Title: Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: glacier_71 on November 07, 2009, 11:15:22 PM

bwahahahaha...check-upa kanunay na, Candi, kay basin inig edad ana og 20, mura na na unyag naay gapuyong dragon atubangan sa imong anak...hahahahha
Title: Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: comran on November 08, 2009, 02:36:57 AM
Glace, I didnt mean for you guys to flaunt here in the forum....hehehe - but to your partner.  Satisfaction depends on each individual, right.  To each his own!
Title: Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: comran on November 08, 2009, 02:40:53 AM
Candi, definitely not true! Feet or fingers are not a conclusive measure of a man's tool.
Title: Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: glacier_71 on November 08, 2009, 02:59:30 AM

this is why some would say Size doesn't really matter much as other individual's area of satisfaction is not contained in size alone. other prefers foreplay over the sexual IC. as you say, one's satisfaction is different from the other. your saying that you're insatiable however is truly eye-popping...hahahhaa  :o :o ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: comran on November 08, 2009, 03:12:24 AM
Hello Glace,  I am simply sharing what I love and am not a bit embarassed. I know, I am different from a lot of women... hey what can I say! Also, I am not talking about a quickie encounter rather than a 45 minutes (at least) of slow, passionate and sensual love making.  Whewwww! Is it getting hot in here....hehehe!

Ciao
Carmen
Title: Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: glacier_71 on November 08, 2009, 03:21:32 AM

camen,

i truly admire your openness and sincerity. i guess many of us here also share my sentiment. we hope it will build us up to become cyber-friends of this forum/community. we certainly appreciate your sharing us also of your expertise  in various topics posted here.

welcome to TB...again.
Title: Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: comran on November 08, 2009, 03:25:44 AM
You are welcome Glace! Thank you for accomodating me. You will only get nothing but honesty, frankness and bluntness, to say the least of my postings here.  I will not sugar coat anything.

Ciao  :-*  :-*  :-*
Carmen
Title: Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: Lorenzo on November 08, 2009, 03:31:20 AM
My love does say:

Size does matter, but what works is how a man uses his ship. Steam through soft, and rough waters. Brave the storms throughout the entire duration.

hehe.

Title: Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: glacier_71 on November 08, 2009, 03:48:00 AM

you surely will fire up several of our conservative members with your blunt and frank comment, and more so to our guys who are academic, sexual and religious. hehehe

we hope you enjoy your staying at TubagBohol...

should you have any concerns like rules and obligations (hahaha), the admins are more than willing to help you...

TB Admins:

Mike Ligalig
Lorenzo
Grazie7y
Ginger
Benelynne
Kiamoy
Mack Ferniz
Ms Da Binsi

Title: Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: Lorenzo on November 08, 2009, 03:55:02 AM
hahaha!

Deadly combination: Beautiful, intelligent, frank, direct, honest, woman.

The knees of men will buckle. Sure ko ana. ;)
Title: Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: comran on November 08, 2009, 06:04:53 AM
I appreciate it Glace! I have met and made friends from all walks of life and I can honestly and humbly say I have a versatile personality. I can contribute through my experiences from issues involving academia, politics, hobbies, religion, etc.

More power to your forum and I am having a blast - can't you tell?

Ciao
Title: Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: glacier_71 on November 08, 2009, 06:44:14 AM
how to tell?

sign language -- raise my pinkie and this ->  ;)

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: comran on November 08, 2009, 06:50:17 AM
LMAO - Glace!  ;D  ;D  ;D

Gesture well taken!

Ciao
Title: Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: voda on November 08, 2009, 11:47:48 AM
murag interested ko ani na topic da.....having married very early deprives me from seeing those different sizes....but im not that curious hinoon kay modesty aside gifted man jud pod ako bana....hahahaha.....pero i sometimes wonder jud btaw if does size really matters...
Title: Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: janjan on November 08, 2009, 11:55:47 AM


it does matter hahaha  bitaw  dependi siguro sa boho
Title: Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: comran on November 08, 2009, 11:56:43 AM
Hahah! Here we go again... yes Voda, if you ask me it does matter. I am just wondering, for the sake of discourse, what do you consider as "gifted"? or big? or small? I absolutely sure we will have differences in opinion when it comes to this!

Ciao!
Title: Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: AsPo on November 08, 2009, 03:50:12 PM
size doesnt matter,basta ok ang performance niya.mag unsa man ang dako unja kuto rag sulod.wala gihapon nada.bahala cute ang penis basta majo mo ang performance satis fied na
Title: Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: Lorenzo on November 08, 2009, 07:06:11 PM
So the saying "Date before you marry" comes to mind. lol!

Well, ladies, go on, go on!
Title: Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: ms da binsi on November 08, 2009, 11:56:50 PM
The only thing i can say to this topic is, it depends on YOU, WE WOMEN! I myself never depended on any of my MEN! I have to do things what i want from him myself for my own satisfaction whether he has a gigantic or a toothpick!


NAKS!!! jawk ra ni! hahahhaha pero tinuod! ngano magpatara ra ba diay mo?

Title: Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: Chongki on November 09, 2009, 12:02:34 AM
nice ;D
Title: Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: Lorenzo on November 09, 2009, 12:07:01 AM
So the say goes, "Work it!"

A woman can be an angel in appearance, but a tigress in bed.
;)
Title: Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: glacier_71 on November 09, 2009, 12:20:58 AM
any [/i] of my MEN! I have to do things what i want from him myself for my own satisfaction whether he has a gigantic or a toothpick!


NAKS!!! jawk ra ni! hahahhaha pero tinuod! ngano magpatara ra ba diay mo?



kung toothpick size, magbantay jud kay, mdb, unyag bisan asa na lang buhoa sa lawas mosoksok..pero og gigantic, never mind to keep watch kay mangita jud nag saktong sudlanan....kung di na jud mada, pwede na lang gam-ong unlan...bahahahaha.
Title: Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: glacier_71 on November 09, 2009, 12:21:31 AM

like GRRRRR, enz? hehe
Title: Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: Lorenzo on November 09, 2009, 12:49:24 AM
hahaha, like: GRRRRRRRRR, YAAAA, etc etc.

Depends on the sexual creativity,primality of the woman in heat.

;)
Title: Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: ms da binsi on November 09, 2009, 12:50:41 AM
bwahahahha! mabuang ko ninyo Grrrr!
Title: Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: Lorenzo on November 09, 2009, 12:53:46 AM
Para nako, she doesn't say GRRRRRRR


she says, "Oh so Lucino is challenging me?"

Mo smile ko dayon

Wrestling match begins again. Take 6 ;)

LOL!
Title: Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: Lorenzo on November 09, 2009, 12:56:41 AM

Beware of the quiet and innocent looking ones. They're the really freaky ones.
I once dated a girl who I thought was very innocent, eeeeeerp! WRONG!
This girl was crazy, like literally. Crazy.

Took my breath away. Hmmp. :X
Title: Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: ms da binsi on November 09, 2009, 01:10:01 AM

mo tuo sad ko ana Lor.
Title: Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: Lorenzo on November 09, 2009, 01:28:24 AM
mmmhmmm, the say "judge not a book by its cover" comes to mind.

hows life, dabins?
Title: Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: carlingv on November 09, 2009, 02:14:15 AM
As the saying goes "Don't admire a pen on how it is made but how it writes".Girls if your BF who have a super size thing on him it doesn't count if he don't know how to use it.There are so many intricate procedure to satisfy your sexual ego size are  irrelevant
Title: Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: ms da binsi on November 09, 2009, 02:32:01 AM

same as usual Lors. enjoying the 63 oF temp. ;P
Title: Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: Lorenzo on November 09, 2009, 06:18:08 AM

Oh very nice, how is your pond that you were building? Have you placed fishes inside yet?

I assume now, the maple tree leaves are changing beautifully.

Good to hear all is well with you.
Title: Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: ms da binsi on November 09, 2009, 07:30:33 AM


wa nay leaves oi! hurot na! the pond has small fishes and frogs waiting for someone to bring down his hooks and poles.
Title: Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: Lorenzo on November 09, 2009, 08:04:23 AM
lol @ hooks and poles. how cute.

enjoy your weather then, msdabinsi.

:)
Title: Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: jamelma on November 19, 2009, 06:06:44 PM
Foreplay is part of having sex & penetration is the consumation of it.  What is penetration without foreplay?  You might as well use a toy.  With foreplay, you can have multiple orgasm before you finally release the final explosion.   That is sex with passion. 
Title: Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: Vito Andoline on November 19, 2009, 06:10:39 PM

kani mura ug klaro na explaination. usa ba pud ang dila?
Title: Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: AsPo on November 19, 2009, 06:12:31 PM

ngano naapil man ang dila.naa diay penis imo dila vitz?
Title: Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: Vito Andoline on November 19, 2009, 06:14:10 PM

hahaha.murag has layas ba.

mura gud ug  buho sa  kasag kuuton daan kung naa bay sulod
Title: Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: AsPo on November 19, 2009, 06:17:01 PM

pag abtik dila,kay unja mapaakan
Title: Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: Vito Andoline on November 19, 2009, 06:18:30 PM

kung di kamao motila wa jud ayo.hahaha.mura ra gakaon ug suman.

example ang ice cream.di man lami kung kaonon dajon dapat tilaan una.
Title: Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: AsPo on November 19, 2009, 06:20:07 PM
hahahha
mula taas sa ice cream hangang tumoy
Title: Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: Vito Andoline on November 19, 2009, 06:21:17 PM

hahaha.sige siguro ka kaon ug ice cream meow kay hanas man ka kaajo na
Title: Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: AsPo on November 19, 2009, 06:23:10 PM

sobra pa sa hanas vitz.sige jod ko kaon,labina kay init sa pinas,lami kaon kanunay ice cream.tilatilaan una,to enjoy it.
Title: Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: Vito Andoline on November 19, 2009, 06:34:18 PM

hahaha.mao na  di basihan ang  gamay ug dako na penis.
Title: Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: AsPo on November 19, 2009, 06:35:34 PM

bitaw no,kong dako dili nimo ma enjoy kay lood tan awon
hahahhahha
Title: Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: Vito Andoline on November 19, 2009, 06:36:51 PM

hahaha. kung gamay looy pud tan-awon
Title: Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: AsPo on November 19, 2009, 06:39:27 PM

kong gamay cute tan awon,og dako hadlok tan awon ,kay mura na og baksan
Title: Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: Vito Andoline on November 19, 2009, 06:47:37 PM

hahaha.ang kuyaw meow ug dilang  gasanga.
Title: Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: AsPo on November 19, 2009, 07:02:53 PM

murag ganahan og =magsanga
hahahha
Title: Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: Vito Andoline on November 19, 2009, 07:58:06 PM

bisan asa mo tila.hahaha
Title: Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: Scarb on November 19, 2009, 08:30:46 PM

hadlok pod ky unja morag molikos nga Sawa ja²
Title: Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: Scarb on November 19, 2009, 08:31:38 PM

 ajaw na kana ra cucumber ky insakto ra jud
   ang baksan morag maka pungä ngew!
Title: Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: Vito Andoline on November 23, 2009, 01:26:10 PM

hahaha.murag natunok sa hibi2x
Title: Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: Vito Andoline on November 23, 2009, 01:28:09 PM
[quote author=BlueAngel link=topic=23569.msg309893#msg309893 date=1258633898]
 ajaw na kana ra cucumber ky insakto ra jud
   ang baksan morag maka pungä ngew!


hahaha.murag lastikko diay na.kung sige nimo gamiton bangan2x  muluag jud na.
Title: Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: comran on November 23, 2009, 01:29:44 PM
I am just revisiting this question that I started and I can see we have somehow digress a little bit.  Anyway, I hope everyone is enjoyed reading the responses!

Hugs and kisses!
Carmen
Title: Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: kiamoy on November 23, 2009, 04:10:00 PM
 
i beg to differ. not all women enjoys this. also some enjoys it thru their walls and not their gates :D

i think this is more like it. size really does matter. but if he doesn't know how to satisfy a woman using his asset, then i think it's time for the girl to work it. i mean, girls just can't lay down!! it's soooo 17th century.



and how to tell his size without "doing" it?  go to the beach and have him wear boxers!!! haha im sure if he's using towel extenders, it'll fall down. haha LoL
Title: Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: ms da binsi on November 24, 2009, 03:38:59 AM

wahahahha! for the girls way back then, it must be mesirable to have that foreign stuff inside her and the guy on top of her? forget it!  hahahaha!

Kiams you are a woman of the millennium!
Title: Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: jamo2x on November 24, 2009, 04:57:53 AM
''Of course I won't laugh," said the nurse. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.''

''Okay then,'' said Fred, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'man thingy' the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than an AAA battery. Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling, then fell to the floor laughing.

Ten minutes later she was able to struggle to her feet and regain her composure.

''I am so sorry,'' she said. ''I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?''




...''It's swollen,'' Fred replied.

She ran out of the room.

*******


nyahahahahaha, morag related man ni sa topic dwe.  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: Moyhua on November 24, 2009, 10:10:00 AM

Unja pa lng mo motabag pod nga, ang-ang kay murag langob naman pod nang imoha!  Hahahahaha!
Title: Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: Mulligan on November 24, 2009, 10:19:11 AM

This is the answer:

Men who have a huge feet usually have a long and larrrrrrrrrrrrrrrge .....................................
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Title: Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: buwadsanga on November 24, 2009, 12:33:34 PM
ingon sila was size na. kon dili sa dila ug pagdala sa sex with style......
Title: Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: Mulligan on November 24, 2009, 01:05:14 PM
Break sa.  

+-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------+

Usa ka tawo nipalit ug condom sa tindahan.

Laki........... :  Papalita ra ko ug condom miss.

Tindera......  : Sayz sir.

Laki...........  : Medyo na-uwaw. Gihunghung ug ingon sa tindera:  Small lang miss.

Tindera......  : Nagkawata ug ni-ingon.  Ingon ko sir, tag sayz pesos (Ps 6) !  Wa ko mo-ingon nga unsa ang size !!!  



 ;D   ;D
Title: Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: jamo2x on November 24, 2009, 11:13:26 PM

waaaaaaaahahahahaha....woi Angie...dis-a man ka ga tago...panagsa lng lagi ka moagi dwe....miz u :)
Title: Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: Scarb on November 25, 2009, 05:27:18 AM

kafaertz ! (laughing)
Title: Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: jamo2x on November 25, 2009, 05:52:26 AM

ahahahahahaa, ni hubag na diay to, waaaaaaahihihihihihi :)
Title: Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: AsPo on November 25, 2009, 05:54:30 AM

basin napaakan og otitod
Title: Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: jamo2x on November 25, 2009, 05:57:29 AM

basig na agian og til-as mao ni hubag....elowwww meow....muzta man dha sa imong dapit...tugnaw bah?
Title: Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: AsPo on November 25, 2009, 06:00:23 AM

hi
ok raman ko,dili na tugnaw kaayo kay nigawas na ang adlaw.last week lang tugnaw.
Title: Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: AsPo on November 25, 2009, 06:02:08 AM
majo til as basin bujog,gia_an og pejoros sa buwak mao gipaak.
hahhahha
og gamay oten ako ingnon.sus patugatuga man ka,mura raman og kigwa
Title: Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: Scarb on November 25, 2009, 06:09:04 AM

ops gilantad man ang baki ana meow? under age pa baya ko whaha³³³

 (sayoa nangiriw ang kamot oh) dok² dayon poinks - samay drama nmo dara?
Title: Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: AsPo on November 25, 2009, 06:11:05 AM

im happy.today mao sayo ga dokdok out napod ko taodtaod kay maligo na ready to combate
Title: Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: jamo2x on November 25, 2009, 06:17:20 AM

ahhh permi man kombate....ahehehehe...ajo2x cla nimo meowww basi ma kamrasan nimo ng imong crush dha, kusia daun  hehehe
Title: Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: Scarb on November 25, 2009, 06:19:59 AM

mag sikö² ra na sila ug mag lobortz bumping nyaha³³
Title: Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: kiamoy on November 25, 2009, 08:33:40 AM
hmm if shy type ka, cause an erection then hang your towel on it.. :) kana.
sure paka nga dili impotent...

am i right or am i right?

mga ate?!!!!
Title: Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: fdaray on November 25, 2009, 09:11:41 AM
It's not a problem if your penis is big. The vagina is too elastic and when self lubricated, it is easy for the penis to penetrate.
Title: Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
Post by: AsPo on November 25, 2009, 09:55:25 AM


hahhaha
kombati trabaho oi
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