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How do you tell your man his penis is small?

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Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
« Reply #20 on: November 07, 2009, 05:53:07 PM »

A woman woke up and told her boyfriend about her last night's dream. "I was at an auction for penises. The big ones sold for $1,000 and the tiny ones for $10."

BF: "What about one my size?"

GF: "Didn't get a bid!"

The boyfriend wants revenge, so the next morning he tells his girlfriend about his dream last night. "I was at an auction for vaginas. The really tight one's sold for $1,000 and the loose ones for $10."

GF: "What about ones like mine?"

BF: "That's where they held the auction."

Bwahaha. ;D


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Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
« Reply #21 on: November 07, 2009, 06:58:01 PM »
Kining makahimamat ka ug gamay, makakanta ka ug " Saan, Saan ako nagkamali", samtang ang daku jamoo, mokanta ka ug" Haleluya, Haleluyaaaaaaaaaaaah" ;D ;D

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Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
« Reply #22 on: November 07, 2009, 07:20:54 PM »
unsay tima-ilhan nga gamay cya og penis? dapat naa ka tape measure?

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Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
« Reply #23 on: November 07, 2009, 07:33:14 PM »
Kidding aside some postings have given the correct answer, that the size is not important, it is how you wield your gun. Cunnilingus is terribly exciting but no compare to the real thing,  but a big one brings a joyous ha ha ha ha!

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Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
« Reply #24 on: November 07, 2009, 07:58:14 PM »
best thing to do is itesting usa aron di mukanta og "regrets" ;D

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Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
« Reply #25 on: November 07, 2009, 08:39:01 PM »
Ang size sa tiil sa laki mao kuno pud ang size sa ijaha. Tinood ba ni guys?

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Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
« Reply #26 on: November 07, 2009, 08:56:34 PM »
Ang size sa tiil sa laki mao kuno pud ang size sa ijaha. Tinood ba ni guys?

Pangutan-a si Bai Hubs, kay murag tulo ka buok tiil ana niya...... ;D ;D ;D

peace bai, pasayloa ko nga gi libkas nako imong sekreto...nyahahahah

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Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
« Reply #27 on: November 07, 2009, 09:02:32 PM »
Pangutan-a si Bai Hubs, kay murag tulo ka buok tiil ana niya...... ;D ;D ;D

peace bai, pasayloa ko nga gi libkas nako imong sekreto...nyahahahah

Nganong si Manoy Bots man ang imo patubagon Sir Bugs? Ikaw diay, di diay ka katubag sa ahong pangutana? heheheh....

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Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
« Reply #28 on: November 07, 2009, 09:05:30 PM »
Nganong si Manoy Bots man ang imo patubagon Sir Bugs? Ikaw diay, di diay ka katubag sa ahong pangutana? heheheh....

di lang ko Ms Candy...ang tag-iya lang ang tagaan natog prebilihiyo nga mosulti sa tinuod.....naa ra man na diha...nagpahipi. ;D ;D ;D

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Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
« Reply #29 on: November 07, 2009, 09:09:00 PM »
di lang ko Ms Candy...ang tag-iya lang ang tagaan natog prebilihiyo nga mosulti sa tinuod.....naa ra man na diha...nagpahipi. ;D ;D ;D

Tinood ba kaha intawon ni kay ang akong 12 year old son size 10 ra ba ang tiil.

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Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
« Reply #30 on: November 07, 2009, 09:10:52 PM »
Pangutan-a si Bai Hubs, kay murag tulo ka buok tiil ana niya...... ;D ;D ;D

peace bai, pasayloa ko nga gi libkas nako imong sekreto...nyahahahah

agoi Hubskie gi libkas nya oh, bukingan na ug sugod


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Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
« Reply #31 on: November 07, 2009, 11:13:43 PM »
Nonsense.... that is just an excuse.  Most men would show their tool right away if they are confident about the size.  If they dont have it... baby, they will not flaunt it!  LOL

that's probably the reason most porno flicks employs big "Ds"... ;D but too bad, our forum, comran, won't tolerate such flaunting to safeguard our sensibilities over our physical sexual attributes. certainly our guys have no excuse to tell for we can sense their wives seem satisfied.  ;D



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Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
« Reply #32 on: November 07, 2009, 11:15:22 PM »
Tinood ba kaha intawon ni kay ang akong 12 year old son size 10 ra ba ang tiil.

bwahahahaha...check-upa kanunay na, Candi, kay basin inig edad ana og 20, mura na na unyag naay gapuyong dragon atubangan sa imong anak...hahahahha

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Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
« Reply #33 on: November 08, 2009, 02:36:57 AM »
Glace, I didnt mean for you guys to flaunt here in the forum....hehehe - but to your partner.  Satisfaction depends on each individual, right.  To each his own!

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Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
« Reply #34 on: November 08, 2009, 02:40:53 AM »
Candi, definitely not true! Feet or fingers are not a conclusive measure of a man's tool.

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Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
« Reply #35 on: November 08, 2009, 02:59:30 AM »
Glace, I didnt mean for you guys to flaunt here in the forum....hehehe - but to your partner.  Satisfaction depends on each individual, right.  To each his own!

this is why some would say Size doesn't really matter much as other individual's area of satisfaction is not contained in size alone. other prefers foreplay over the sexual IC. as you say, one's satisfaction is different from the other. your saying that you're insatiable however is truly eye-popping...hahahhaa  :o :o ;D ;D ;D

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Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
« Reply #36 on: November 08, 2009, 03:12:24 AM »
Hello Glace,  I am simply sharing what I love and am not a bit embarassed. I know, I am different from a lot of women... hey what can I say! Also, I am not talking about a quickie encounter rather than a 45 minutes (at least) of slow, passionate and sensual love making.  Whewwww! Is it getting hot in here....hehehe!

Ciao
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Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
« Reply #37 on: November 08, 2009, 03:21:32 AM »
Hello Glace,  I am simply sharing what I love and am not a bit embarassed. I know, I am different from a lot of women... hey what can I say! Also, I am not talking about a quickie encounter rather than a 45 minutes (at least) of slow, passionate and sensual love making.  Whewwww! Is it getting hot in here....hehehe!

Ciao
Carmen

camen,

i truly admire your openness and sincerity. i guess many of us here also share my sentiment. we hope it will build us up to become cyber-friends of this forum/community. we certainly appreciate your sharing us also of your expertise  in various topics posted here.

welcome to TB...again.

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Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
« Reply #38 on: November 08, 2009, 03:25:44 AM »
You are welcome Glace! Thank you for accomodating me. You will only get nothing but honesty, frankness and bluntness, to say the least of my postings here.  I will not sugar coat anything.

Ciao  :-*  :-*  :-*
Carmen

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Re: How do you tell your man his penis is small?
« Reply #39 on: November 08, 2009, 03:31:20 AM »
My love does say:

Size does matter, but what works is how a man uses his ship. Steam through soft, and rough waters. Brave the storms throughout the entire duration.

hehe.



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