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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #240 on: October 18, 2010, 09:09:53 PM »


manog uli na ako mga utod ko man may ara pa gid pag agiang si toto na lamao ya magnogbalik lang ko gid kong tapos na gid ya

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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #241 on: October 18, 2010, 10:38:27 PM »
Wife washing her clothes.

Husband: Honey here are some powder add that to your laundry.
Wife: What is that?
Husband: Body shrinker...

3 days later, husband washing his underwears.

Wife: Honey here are some powder add that to your laundry.
Husband: What is that?
Wife: Miracle grower...


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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #242 on: October 19, 2010, 03:42:55 AM »
MAS TANGA

Isa ka adlaw, isa ka bata ang naghambal sa iya nga tatay nga maupod siya pakadto sa manila kay manug-adto man ang iya tatay sa maynila pero ginhambalan siya sang iya tatay nga indi siya pwede mag-upod kay buki siya.

Bata: Tay, maupod ko sa imo sa maynila beh!!! kay gusto ko gid makakita sang maynila.
Tatay: ah!! indi ka pwede mag-upod sa akon kay buki ikaw...
Bata: tay paupda lang gid ko pangako ko tay indi ako magbinuki didto.

Gani gindala sang tatay ang iya nga bata sa maynila sang ara na sila sa pantalan nakita sang bata ang barko nga ila salakyan...

Bata: Tay, grabe nga balay bah!!! sa pagka daku-dako kang nagalakat pa!!!
Tatay: di bah!!! hambal ko sa imo nga indi ka magbinuki diri para hindi ta mahalata nga taga-probinsya ka haw!!!

Sang ara na sila sa maynila nakita naman sang bata ang tren nga ila pagasakyan....

Bata: Tay!!! grabe nga ulod tay ba, pagkadaku-dako bah!!!
Tatay: ara ka naman gabinuki ka naman kapila ko gid ihambal sa imo nga indi ka mapahalata nga halin ta sa probinsya.....
Bata; Sori tay.

Sang ara na sila sa airport nagpalapit ang bata sa idalom sang eroplano.....

Bata: Tay, tan-awa bala oh!!! perti kaayo kadaku-dako sang agila tay!!!

Nagpalapit ang bata sa idalom sang eroplano kag gindali-dali man butong sang tatay ang iya bata kag nag-hambal....

Tatay: anak, indi ka da magpalapit sa iya buli kay basi maitihan ikaw....

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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #243 on: October 19, 2010, 04:33:54 AM »

manog uli na ako mga utod ko man may ara pa gid pag agiang si toto na lamao ya magnogbalik lang ko gid kong tapos na gid ya

Malain nga bata, indi ka man lang nagbabay sang nga tiya mo bla.  ;D

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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #244 on: October 19, 2010, 08:07:52 AM »
Kinsa mas hambog:

Illongo: Te kakusog gid sang bagyo sa amon, te mobalik man gid siga sa flashlight mo haw.
Bol-anon: Sus mas grabe gyud sa amo kakusog jamo ang bagjo kay kung wa kay tuli matuli man gyud ng imong pikoy.

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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #245 on: October 19, 2010, 08:11:14 AM »
Ilonggo: Sus sobra gid kalaki sang kalabasa sa amo man, daw palangana gid.
Bol-anon: Sa amo kadako gyud sa kaldero, doble ang kadako sa imong palanggana.
Illonggo; Sobra may ara ba nga kaldero sina kadako mong.
Bol-anon: Siyempre unsa may lutuan sa imong kabasa.



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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #246 on: October 19, 2010, 08:44:42 PM »
Toto: Lebre nga tuli Nay. Sabayan gid ko nimo sa Health CEnter.
Nanay: Kamo lang gid si Tatay mo To. Damo ko obra sa aton.
Toto: Ikaw lang gid Nay. Malooy ka sa akoooon .
Nanay: Si Tatay lang gid  aron magsabay mo pagpatuli.
Toto: Ha.., ha..,ha..., abi  ako lang ang way tuli sa aton.
        Si Tataaaay, way pa gid.

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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #247 on: October 23, 2010, 12:39:08 AM »

Aircon O electric fan ?

Usa ka hubog na mick-up ug pam-pam girl :

Hubog.............:   Day pila extra bayad ug magpa  bl_w j_b ?

Magdalena.......:   Aircon o electric fan sir ?

Hubog.............:   Unsa nang aircon day ?

Magdalena.......:   Ug aircon sir,  Ps500 ra tanan  tapos  pakapini lang ug dos pesos kay palit ko ug halls na kendi.   ;D   ;D    ;D 



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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #248 on: October 23, 2010, 10:56:46 PM »
Toto: Lebre nga tuli Nay. Sabayan gid ko nimo sa Health CEnter.
Nanay: Kamo lang gid si Tatay mo To. Damo ko obra sa aton.
Toto: Ikaw lang gid Nay. Malooy ka sa akoooon .
Nanay: Si Tatay lang gid  aron magsabay mo pagpatuli.
Toto: Ha.., ha..,ha..., abi  ako lang ang way tuli sa aton.
        Si Tataaaay, way pa gid.

Bwahahahaha...... especially dedicated to To Hubag  ;D

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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #249 on: October 25, 2010, 06:43:34 PM »
Bwahahahaha...... especially dedicated to To Hubag  ;D

Naa ba kahay ingon ani nga cutter ang clinic...





 ;D

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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #250 on: October 26, 2010, 05:28:54 AM »
Naa ba kahay ingon ani nga cutter ang clinic...





 ;D

D mani cutter, lyabi d tubo mani

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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #251 on: October 26, 2010, 06:50:28 PM »
Naa ba kahay ingon ani nga cutter ang clinic...





 ;D

ani rang gid ya........... hahahahaha...



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« Reply #252 on: October 26, 2010, 07:22:12 PM »
D mani cutter, lyabi d tubo mani

He he, naa may ngipon nang imong giingon...  ;D

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« Reply #253 on: October 26, 2010, 07:28:24 PM »
ani rang gid ya........... hahahahaha...



Indi man ini sila pangtuli sang tig-ang panit gid bla, pangtusok sang buli gid man lang ya.  ;D

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« Reply #254 on: October 27, 2010, 02:48:23 PM »
Indi man ini sila pangtuli sang tig-ang panit gid bla, pangtusok sang buli gid man lang ya.  ;D

Kanang pinakahait na balisong pwede pangtuli  ;D

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« Reply #255 on: October 27, 2010, 03:00:33 PM »
Kanang pinakahait na balisong pwede pangtuli  ;D

Di na kadulot, oi...  ;D

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« Reply #256 on: October 28, 2010, 12:20:12 AM »
Di na kadulot, oi...  ;D
Kung gahi na kaayo nganong maglisod man, gamitan na lang og tigib, usa ra ka hapak, gisi gyud ng panit.

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« Reply #257 on: October 28, 2010, 08:13:09 AM »
Kung gahi na kaayo nganong maglisod man, gamitan na lang og tigib, usa ra ka hapak, gisi gyud ng panit.

He he, sa akong paminaw bisag tigib pa, igo lang moputi ang nadut-an sa suwab...  ;D

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« Reply #258 on: October 30, 2010, 02:37:05 PM »
A lady walks into the dentist's office, takes off her underwear, sits down on the chair and spreads her legs wide open. "You must have made a mistake " says the shocked dentist,
"The gynecologist's office is one level higher. " To that the lady replies, "No mistake, you installed my husband's dentures last week, now you'll be the one getting them out. "

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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #260 on: October 31, 2010, 03:37:17 PM »
Didto sa menteryo.
Inahan: Nia me mibisita sa imong lubong, Dong.
Kalag sa anak nga namatay: Salamat Ma.
Inahan: Dong, niay lima ka kandila aKong gidagkotan
           para nimo Dong.
Kalag sa anak nga namatay: Ayaaaaaw intawon Nay.
          Ayaaaw intawon ko ninyo ug silabi. Patyon man
          ko ninyo ug otro.
Inahan: Init diay Dooong.

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« Reply #261 on: October 31, 2010, 03:56:11 PM »
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« Reply #262 on: November 01, 2010, 02:54:18 AM »
He he, sa akong paminaw bisag tigib pa, igo lang moputi ang nadut-an sa suwab...  ;D
Unsa gyud diay na kublan gyud kaayo. Hehehehehe Delikado basin og mountol hinuon.

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« Reply #263 on: November 01, 2010, 10:45:11 AM »
Unsa gyud diay na kublan gyud kaayo. Hehehehehe Delikado basin og mountol hinuon.

He he, magibang pa jud ang tigib...

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« Reply #264 on: November 02, 2010, 07:29:14 AM »
shock si manang. gutoalaps kaayo ang waiter.

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« Reply #265 on: November 07, 2010, 09:20:24 AM »
Never Underestimate Your Wife's Furry

One day St. Peter was very busy so he assigned Mary to temporarily watch the gate. Mary just died after battling of cancer for one year. Then suddenly Mary's husband John walked in.

Mary: So what happened?
John: I have an accident in the yacht yesterday. Remember Nancy your nurse, I married her and we were on our honeymoon when the yacht hit on something solid and I was eaten by the waves.
Mary: Yacht? How on the world you can afford that.
John: Well, 5 days before you died I won the lottery for 5M. I did not tell you because you will die anyway what's the use. I have this affair with Nancy for about a year. Remember at the hospital, I constantly hold your hands. I was desperate to remove the diamond wedding ring before you die. I gave it to Nancy. She was so impressed that she decided to marry me.
Mary: Looks like you have your plan accomplished.
John: So how can I go inside heaven.
Mary: You need to spell a word correctly.
John: That is piece of cake. Okay, give me the word, Nancy worn me out on our honeymoon, I want to sleep.
Mary:Spell floccinaucinihilipilification



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« Reply #266 on: November 08, 2010, 11:23:34 PM »
Never Underestimate Your Wife's Furry

One day St. Peter was very busy so he assigned Mary to temporarily watch the gate. Mary just died after battling of cancer for one year. Then suddenly Mary's husband John walked in.

Mary: So what happened?
John: I have an accident in the yacht yesterday. Remember Nancy your nurse, I married her and we were on our honeymoon when the yacht hit on something solid and I was eaten by the waves.
Mary: Yacht? How on the world you can afford that.
John: Well, 5 days before you died I won the lottery for 5M. I did not tell you because you will die anyway what's the use. I have this affair with Nancy for about a year. Remember at the hospital, I constantly hold your hands. I was desperate to remove the diamond wedding ring before you die. I gave it to Nancy. She was so impressed that she decided to marry me.
Mary: Looks like you have your plan accomplished.
John: So how can I go inside heaven.
Mary: You need to spell a word correctly.
John: That is piece of cake. Okay, give me the word, Nancy worn me out on our honeymoon, I want to sleep.
Mary:Spell floccinaucinihilipilification




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« Reply #268 on: December 06, 2010, 07:31:38 AM »
condom: day napkin, kung ikaw na gani ang motrabaho usa ka semana tawn kong way mahimo.
napkin: ay sus kanimo dom, kung ikaw sad bitaw ang masipyat sa imong trabaho 9 ka buwan man sad kung mabakante kay di magamit.

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« Reply #269 on: December 06, 2010, 09:28:42 AM »
Life is what you make.
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« Reply #270 on: December 07, 2010, 04:09:49 AM »
HAPPY:
ANAK - DADDY, NGANONG MAG AGIK-IK MAN NA SI MOMMY MAGABII UNYA MAG AGOOO?
DADDY - AH WALA, HAPPY LANG NA SYA ANAK
ANAK - MAO BA? ANG BUOT NIMO IPASABOT DADDY NGA HAPPY SI MOMMY ADTONG MGA GABII BISAN DIDTO KA PA SA SAUDI?
DADDY - (SA HUNA-HUNA NA LANG) ANIMAL GYUD NI AKONG PARE!


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« Reply #271 on: December 07, 2010, 05:55:14 AM »
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realised that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, “Please wake me at 5:00 AM” He left it where he knew she would find it.

The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn’t wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, “It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.” ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #272 on: December 07, 2010, 05:07:47 PM »


Nanay:
Toto  :

Nene  :
Nanay :

Toto:

Tatay:

Nene:

Nanay:

Toto:

Tatay:

Nanay:

Nene:

Toto:


 ;D

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« Reply #273 on: December 08, 2010, 01:14:07 AM »
Junior: tay, ngano ang tin2x sakung clasm8 mura sampaluk?

TATAY: hahahaha! Nganu di nak, gamay?

Junior: dli man tay, ASLUM

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #274 on: December 08, 2010, 01:56:35 AM »
butangi...! natilapan tali whew  :-X

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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #275 on: December 08, 2010, 02:33:45 AM »
butangi...! natilapan tali whew  :-X

mao na. ug depende sa Sambag. ug kung hilaw-hilaw pa, tilapan, una ingkibon...pero og hinog na kaayo, hamoyan unya iluwa ang LISO... ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #276 on: December 09, 2010, 10:35:14 AM »


Naghinungitay ang bag-ong minyo.
Babaye:Mura gyud ko ug  bata  nimo ,Darling.
         kay imo kong gihungitan.
Lalake: Tinuod Darling mura ka ug anak nako
Babaye: Ikaw maoy anak nako  Darling,
            kay motutoy man ka sa ako.        

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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #277 on: December 15, 2010, 01:10:20 AM »
pare 1: unsay kailanan sa kasag sa yuta ug sa kasag sa dagat?
pare 2: naa diay kasag sa yuta pre nga sa dagat ra man na?
pare 1: naa mo lang. ang kalainan gani nila kay ang sa yuta 2 ang sa dagat 1.
pare 2: naunsa gung paghitaboa nga ang sa yuta 2 ang sa dagat 1.
pare 1: ang kasag sa yuta 2 kay kamote man ug saging. hehehhe

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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #278 on: December 15, 2010, 12:23:48 PM »
Mga bata nanaygon sa balay sa Intsik alas dose sa udto.
"Silent Night, Holy Night. All is calm, all is bright......,
Intsik: Kana lain nga kanta.
"Oh holy night the star are brightly shining.....,
Intsik: Pareha la gihapon, Silent night, holy night,
         bisan udto totooook. Unsa kadase silent night?

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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #279 on: December 15, 2010, 01:14:54 PM »
Mare 1: Grabe na jud ko ka kalimtanon oi, misaka gani ko ug hagdan,
           mo-hunong ko kay malimot ko kung paingon bako taas o sa ubos.
Mare 2: Ako? Simbako lang...(with matching knock 3 times on wood),
           dili jud ko limtanon. Excuse me sa ha kai murag naay nanuktok!!!
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