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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #100 on: April 22, 2010, 04:13:52 AM »
One day in the forest, 3 guys were just hiking along a trail when all of a sudden,
  a huge pack of Indians attacked them and knocked them out.

When they woke up, they were at the leader of the tribe's throne.

The chief then said "All of your lives may be spared if you can find ten of one fruit and bring them back to me."

So after a while the first man returned with 10 apples.
The chief then ordered him to stick all ten of them up his butt without making any expression at all on his face.
He had a little bit of trouble with the first one and started crying while trying to put the next one in.
He was soon killed.

Later, the next guy came in with 10 grapes.
The chief soon ordered him to do the same as the first guy.
After to the 9th grape, the man started laughing so hard for no apparent reason, and was killed.

The first two guys soon met in heaven and the first guy ask the second,
"Why did you start laughing? You only needed one more grape and you'd have gotten away!"

The second guy answered while still laughing,
 "I couldn't help it. I saw the third guy walking in with pineapples."

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« Reply #101 on: April 22, 2010, 04:44:28 AM »
One day in the forest, 3 guys were just hiking along a trail when all of a sudden,
  a huge pack of Indians attacked them and knocked them out.

When they woke up, they were at the leader of the tribe's throne.

The chief then said "All of your lives may be spared if you can find ten of one fruit and bring them back to me."

So after a while the first man returned with 10 apples.
The chief then ordered him to stick all ten of them up his butt without making any expression at all on his face.
He had a little bit of trouble with the first one and started crying while trying to put the next one in.
He was soon killed.

Later, the next guy came in with 10 grapes.
The chief soon ordered him to do the same as the first guy.
After to the 9th grape, the man started laughing so hard for no apparent reason, and was killed.

The first two guys soon met in heaven and the first guy ask the second,
"Why did you start laughing? You only needed one more grape and you'd have gotten away!"

The second guy answered while still laughing,
 "I couldn't help it. I saw the third guy walking in with pineapples."

hahahaha. maayo lang gani kay dili Durian.

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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #102 on: April 22, 2010, 04:47:59 AM »
Mao gyud glace, unsaon kaha pagpasulod ana uy! hahahahaha

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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #103 on: April 22, 2010, 04:49:15 AM »
Mao gyud glace, unsaon kaha pagpasulod ana uy! hahahahaha

hahaha...pagkakita tingali sa iyang dala nga pineapple, nakapasalamat tingali siya kay wa niya pilia ang Nagka. hahahah

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« Reply #104 on: April 22, 2010, 12:35:17 PM »
hahahaha. maayo lang gani kay dili Durian.

waahhhh walay pasaylo gyud basta durian hahaha

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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #105 on: April 22, 2010, 10:44:49 PM »
si maam tekla usa ka maestra nagtudlo ug english sa usa ka klase.
si cosme usa sa labing sipat sa klase ug nutado nga dili kahibaw ug bugal-bugalon pa jud.

ms. tekla: class, our lesson for today is about tag questions.
cosme: maam, what is a tag question?
ms. tekla: tag question is a grammatical structure in which a declarative statement or an imperative is turned into a question by adding an interrogative fragment and that is called the "tag". for example, open the window, will you? she doesn't really want those apples, does she? understood class?
whole class: yes maam.
ms. tekla: now, cosme give me an example of a sentence with a tag question.
cosme (confident kaayo): ms tekla is very beautiful, isn't she?
ms. tekla: very good cosme. binisay-a kuno imong gisulti.
cosme: si ms. tekla kay gwapa kaayo, wala ka kuyapi?

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« Reply #106 on: April 22, 2010, 11:36:25 PM »
si maam tekla usa ka maestra nagtudlo ug english sa usa ka klase.
si cosme usa sa labing sipat sa klase ug nutado nga dili kahibaw ug bugal-bugalon pa jud.

ms. tekla: class, our lesson for today is about tag questions.
cosme: maam, what is a tag question?
ms. tekla: tag question is a grammatical structure in which a declarative statement or an imperative is turned into a question by adding an interrogative fragment and that is called the "tag". for example, open the window, will you? she doesn't really want those apples, does she? understood class?
whole class: yes maam.
ms. tekla: now, cosme give me an example of a sentence with a tag question.
cosme (confident kaayo): ms tekla is very beautiful, isn't she?
ms. tekla: very good cosme. binisay-a kuno imong gisulti.
cosme: si ms. tekla kay gwapa kaayo, wala ka kuyapi?

hahahaha ako gi-kuyapan ..

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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #107 on: April 23, 2010, 02:54:12 AM »
si maam tekla usa ka maestra nagtudlo ug english sa usa ka klase.
si cosme usa sa labing sipat sa klase ug nutado nga dili kahibaw ug bugal-bugalon pa jud.

ms. tekla: class, our lesson for today is about tag questions.
cosme: maam, what is a tag question?
ms. tekla: tag question is a grammatical structure in which a declarative statement or an imperative is turned into a question by adding an interrogative fragment and that is called the "tag". for example, open the window, will you? she doesn't really want those apples, does she? understood class?
whole class: yes maam.
ms. tekla: now, cosme give me an example of a sentence with a tag question.
cosme (confident kaayo): ms tekla is very beautiful, isn't she?
ms. tekla: very good cosme. binisay-a kuno imong gisulti.
cosme: si ms. tekla kay gwapa kaayo, wala ka kuyapi?

 BNC! Good 1! Na TAG si tekla :D

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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #108 on: April 24, 2010, 04:02:40 AM »
Kapating gyud nimo Cosme, sero imong  grado karon  ;D

Here's more joke;

Matapobre
Ina: anak, tawagan mo nga tatay mo sa celfon, pauwiin mo dito
      (pagkatapos tawagan)
Anak: Inay babae po ang sumagot.
Nanay: lintik!!!! sinasabi ko na nga ba, may tinatago yang tatay mo eh. anong sabi?
Anak: ..."you only have zero balance in your account...!"
         hindi ko na tinapos nay mukhang matapobre.

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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #109 on: April 24, 2010, 04:15:24 AM »
A couple stood before the preacher to be married.
  The boy's hair was as long as the girl's.
  It was difficult to tell the two apart.
So, the minister said, "Whichever one you are,
                          take whichever one this is,
             to be whatever you are going to be."

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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #110 on: April 24, 2010, 04:31:40 AM »
Timailhan nga tigulang na jud si Tarzan:

1. layo ang tinan-awan, duol ang inihian

2. katulgon kung maglingkod, di makatulong kung maghigda

3. mahinumduman ang dugay nang panahon, makalimot sa bag-ong hitabo

4. may gihunahuna ang utok, way mahimo ang ulok

5. sa una gahi nga gahulat, karon gahulat kanus-a mogahi

6. sa una, mogahi dayon kung masaghiran, karon di na bisan pa'g bilangkaran

Looy pod!  ;D ;D ;D
hahahahaha murag hapit nako aning panahuna

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« Reply #111 on: April 24, 2010, 06:30:13 AM »
LOL, sakit akong baba ug kinagiki sa inyong mga jokes oi!

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« Reply #112 on: April 24, 2010, 06:59:30 AM »
Ha..ha..,ha...., he...,he.bwa...ha ...na lang pud ko..

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« Reply #113 on: April 24, 2010, 08:00:21 AM »
si maam tekla usa ka maestra nagtudlo ug english sa usa ka klase.
si cosme usa sa labing sipat sa klase ug nutado nga dili kahibaw ug bugal-bugalon pa jud.

ms. tekla: class, our lesson for today is about tag questions.
cosme: maam, what is a tag question?
ms. tekla: tag question is a grammatical structure in which a declarative statement or an imperative is turned into a question by adding an interrogative fragment and that is called the "tag". for example, open the window, will you? she doesn't really want those apples, does she? understood class?
whole class: yes maam.
ms. tekla: now, cosme give me an example of a sentence with a tag question.
cosme (confident kaayo): ms tekla is very beautiful, isn't she?
ms. tekla: very good cosme. binisay-a kuno imong gisulti.
cosme: si ms. tekla kay gwapa kaayo, wala ka kuyapi?

tua pa, kay gipabisaya ni maam. kabalo naman unta siya nga bolok-bolok nis cosme. nakadungog noon siya sa tinood. hehehe.


hahahahaha murag hapit nako aning panahuna


pila naman katimaan ang naa nimo, dave? hahahahahaha

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« Reply #114 on: April 24, 2010, 08:04:12 AM »
Ma'am Tekla (na pod): class our lesson for today is about the human body.

Cosme: Ma'am, is that true that the size of a woman's vagina is as big as the size of her mouth?

Ma'am Tekla (nitubag pero pina-ugom ang baba): izzzz thsat sooooooow?



 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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« Reply #115 on: April 24, 2010, 10:56:06 PM »
Ma'am Tekla (na pod): class our lesson for today is about the human body.

Cosme: Ma'am, is that true that the size of a woman's vagina is as big as the size of her mouth?

Ma'am Tekla (nitubag pero pina-ugom ang baba): izzzz thsat sooooooow?



 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

good teacher... naka-bantay kay uban pa to dakung "WHAT!" man gyud hahaha

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« Reply #116 on: April 24, 2010, 10:58:12 PM »
good teacher... naka-bantay kay uban pa to dakung "WHAT!" man gyud hahaha

whahahaha, mao nang masakpan unsay size.

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« Reply #117 on: April 25, 2010, 09:22:45 PM »
M1: My son is a priest, everyone calls him Father.

M2: Mine is a cardinal, everyone calls him your Eminence.

M3: My son is a NUDE DANCER, everyone says "Oh my GOD".


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« Reply #118 on: April 25, 2010, 09:56:28 PM »
whahahaha, mao nang masakpan unsay size.

Kon "What" ang isulti, matay, dako jud jamo...

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« Reply #119 on: April 25, 2010, 11:17:51 PM »
Kon "What" ang isulti, matay, dako jud jamo...

hahaha. unya, ending-an pag "NOOOO!"

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« Reply #120 on: April 27, 2010, 12:48:19 AM »
Zodiac Sign
May magkasintahan nagsa-star gazing:
BF : Love, anong zodiac sign mo?
GF : Zodiac sign? Ano yon?
BF : Yung Horoscope mo. Gaya ko, sa 'kin Cancer.
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« Reply #121 on: April 27, 2010, 01:23:59 AM »
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« Reply #123 on: April 28, 2010, 11:29:23 AM »
Dear Cosme,

Anak, nagostohan namen lahat nang mga padala nimu puira lang dun sa Nivea Moisturising Milk.  Nagtae yung mga kapatid mo.  Niks tym kape na lang ipadala.  Nagmamahal.

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« Reply #124 on: April 29, 2010, 12:54:06 AM »
Q: Why was the 2 piece bikini invented?
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« Reply #125 on: April 29, 2010, 04:56:26 AM »
tua pa, kay gipabisaya ni maam. kabalo naman unta siya nga bolok-bolok nis cosme. nakadungog noon siya sa tinood. hehehe.



pila naman katimaan ang naa nimo, dave? hahahahahaha
pastilan bai sa una masaghiran lang mangita na og kumbati pero karon bisan ihungit maglisod nang mo ataki

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« Reply #126 on: April 29, 2010, 10:20:56 AM »
Usa ka adlaw niadto sa doktor si Pedro aron magpa-vasectomy:

Doctor: Dili ra ba lalim ang vasectomy, Dro, unsa man, nagsabot na ba mo sa imong asawa?
Pedro: Oo, Dok, sugot siya.
Doctor: Ang inyong mga anak, sugot ba pud?
Pedro: Oo, Dok, 17 ang pabor, 3 ray supak.

Bwahaha! ;D


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« Reply #127 on: April 29, 2010, 10:47:13 AM »
Usa ka adlaw niadto sa doktor si Pedro aron magpa-vasectomy:

Doctor: Dili ra ba lalim ang vasectomy, Dro, unsa man, nagsabot na ba mo sa imong asawa?
Pedro: Oo, Dok, sugot siya.
Doctor: Ang inyong mga anak, sugot ba pud?
Pedro: Oo, Dok, 17 ang pabor, 3 ray supak.

Bwahaha! ;D




BAYNTE?? hwahahahhaha!

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« Reply #128 on: April 29, 2010, 03:25:19 PM »

BAYNTE?? hwahahahhaha!

Wala pa tingali apilag kwenta ang mga anak sa gawas, bwahaha! ;D



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« Reply #129 on: April 29, 2010, 03:31:03 PM »

laki kun sa left side tan-awon, baye kun sa right side.

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« Reply #130 on: April 29, 2010, 03:32:23 PM »
Wala pa tingali apilag kwenta ang mga anak sa gawas, bwahaha! ;D



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« Reply #131 on: April 29, 2010, 03:56:08 PM »
Pedro: Tay, hanggang ngayon,
hindi parin ako makaiskor sa aking asawa…
Tatay: Bakit naman anak?
Pedro: Kasi iyong panty niya may nakasulat…..
“PRIVATE PROPERTY… NO TRESSPASSING”
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” DEMOLITION TEAM, DO NOT DELAY”….

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« Reply #132 on: April 29, 2010, 10:08:53 PM »
At the movie house.
GF: Honey, the man beside me is masturbating.
BF: just ignore him dear.
GF: I can't. He's using my hand!


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« Reply #133 on: April 30, 2010, 05:29:11 AM »
Pedro: Tay, hanggang ngayon,
hindi parin ako makaiskor sa aking asawa…
Tatay: Bakit naman anak?
Pedro: Kasi iyong panty niya may nakasulat…..
“PRIVATE PROPERTY… NO TRESSPASSING”
Tatay: Madali lang yan anak, lagyan mo lang brief mo ng….
” DEMOLITION TEAM, DO NOT DELAY”….

hahaha bright jud si tatay ;D

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« Reply #134 on: April 30, 2010, 08:56:17 AM »
have just finished coloring my nails and OHhhh!

OMG!!! kaihion ko basa pa ako nails!!! hu hu hu! ;D

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« Reply #135 on: April 30, 2010, 09:17:16 AM »
Dear Cosme,

Anak, nagostohan namen lahat nang mga padala nimu puira lang dun sa Nivea Moisturising Milk.  Nagtae yung mga kapatid mo.  Niks tym kape na lang ipadala.  Nagmamahal.

Nanay

hahahaha. basin low ang lactose tolerance ninyo inay. hahahaha. may pinadala akong Folgers...huwag nyong uubusin...hahaha.

Q: Why was the 2 piece bikini invented?
A: To separate the meat section from the dairy section.


hahahahahaha...bitaw sad no?

pastilan bai sa una masaghiran lang mangita na og kumbati pero karon bisan ihungit maglisod nang mo ataki

hahahaha. ug makaataki man gani dali ra mo-retreat.


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« Reply #136 on: April 30, 2010, 09:25:09 AM »
Usa ka adlaw niadto sa doktor si Pedro aron magpa-vasectomy:

Doctor: Dili ra ba lalim ang vasectomy, Dro, unsa man, nagsabot na ba mo sa imong asawa?
Pedro: Oo, Dok, sugot siya.
Doctor: Ang inyong mga anak, sugot ba pud?
Pedro: Oo, Dok, 17 ang pabor, 3 ray supak.

Bwahaha! ;D


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« Reply #137 on: April 30, 2010, 09:26:30 AM »
have just finished coloring my nails and OHhhh!

OMG!!! kaihion ko basa pa ako nails!!! hu hu hu! ;D

ug ngano diayg basa? anha ba diay gawas sa imong tudlo imong ihi? hahahahahahah

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« Reply #138 on: April 30, 2010, 09:46:53 AM »
have just finished coloring my nails and OHhhh!

OMG!!! kaihion ko basa pa ako nails!!! hu hu hu! ;D

ug ngano diayg basa? anha ba diay gawas sa imong tudlo imong ihi? hahahahahahah

Maglisod tingali si Ms. MDB paghubo sa ijang chastity belt, Bay Glace. ;D

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« Reply #139 on: April 30, 2010, 10:28:45 AM »
Q: Why was the 2 piece bikini invented?
A: To separate the meat section from the dairy section.


aha!  kahibawo na diay ko nga ang dairy section naa sa ubos kay ang meat section sa taas gisigihan mag padako ni vicky belo.

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« Reply #140 on: April 30, 2010, 10:29:51 AM »
Maglisod tingali si Ms. MDB paghubo sa ijang chastity belt, Bay Glace. ;D

kaya na niya.  siko gamiton, kamo gyod.

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« Reply #141 on: April 30, 2010, 11:50:48 PM »
A camel and an elephant met.
The elephant asked the camel
Why do you have your breasts on your back?
The camel clearly irritated by the outrage of modesty replies.
What a silly question from someone who has dick on his face!


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« Reply #142 on: May 01, 2010, 12:07:25 AM »
Maglisod tingali si Ms. MDB paghubo sa ijang chastity belt, Bay Glace. ;D

hahahaha. pwede man tingali ipadagayday na lang nang ihi niya lusot sa mga buho-buho ug kilid-kilid sa iyang chastity belt.

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« Reply #143 on: May 01, 2010, 12:12:48 AM »
A camel and an elephant met.
The elephant asked the camel
Why do you have your breasts on your back?
The camel clearly irritated by the outrage of modesty replies.
What a silly question from someone who has dick on his face!


whahahahaha...nakabawos

mura atong silingan nga taas og suwang, nanghinaway sa iyang silingan pod nga opaw.

silingang taas suwang: pre, gikawatan man kono kag 20 thousand gahapon. (iyang pasabot 20T nga buhok)

silingang opaw (nakasabot na diay): mao lagi, pre, ako unta tong ihatag nimo para ipa-opera sa imong suwang.

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« Reply #144 on: May 01, 2010, 12:59:43 AM »
hahaha mao nay giingon nga ayaw jud pag-una una kay wa rabay sukod sa bawos ;D

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« Reply #145 on: May 01, 2010, 04:10:48 AM »
  Reklamo sa sweldo

Trabahante: Lenti kang amoha ka! Imo kong gihimo nga tawo2x sa basakan,
                 unya ako suweldo walay saka2x! Kun mamatay ko,
                 kinsa mopakaon sa akong pamilya, ikaw?

Amo: Eninglisa,kay patas-on nako imong suweldo.

Trabahante : Lightning you! Man2x me in the farm,
                  my salary did not climb!
                  If i die who will eat my family, you?

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« Reply #146 on: May 03, 2010, 11:53:57 PM »
I tell you, women drivers are a hazard to traffic. Driving to work this morning on Roxas Blvd. I look over to my left and there's this woman in a Honda City doing 80 kph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I look away for a couple of seconds and when I look back she's halfway over in my lane. It scared me so bad that I dropped my electric shaver in my coffee!


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« Reply #147 on: May 04, 2010, 04:54:30 AM »
BNC, you and that woman are just at the same category as bad drivers hahahaha

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« Reply #148 on: May 10, 2010, 04:36:26 PM »

A man comes home to find his wife packing her bags. "What are you doing?" he asked.

"I'm going to Vegas! I found out that there are men who will pay me $200 to do what I do for you for free!"

The man thought for a moment, and then began packing HIS bags.

"What do you think you are doing?" the wife screamed.

"I'm going to Vegas with you... I want to see how you can live on $400 a year!"

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« Reply #149 on: May 11, 2010, 12:50:44 AM »
Anak: Tay, unsaon pag kiss ang gwapa ug ang batig nawong?
Tatay: Basta gwapa gani anak, kissan ang lips dayon komoton ang totoy. Kung bati gani, kissan ang totoy komoton ang nawong.

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« Reply #150 on: May 11, 2010, 04:39:38 AM »
MADRE: Father, tugnaw man kaayo ko uy.
PARI: Ako pud sister, gusto nimo buhaton nato ang buhat sa magtiayon?
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« Reply #151 on: May 11, 2010, 04:47:59 AM »

  Bottle  of Merlot

A  man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually  attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cosy little  restaurant.
So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said,  'This is from the gentleman who is seated over there,' and indicated  the sender with a nod of his head.

She  stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not looking at the man,  then decided to send a reply to him by a note.
The waiter, who  was lingering nearby for a response, took the note from her and  conveyed it to the gentleman. 

The note read:  'For me to accept this bottle, you  need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the  bank and '7' inches in your  pants'.


After  reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed  him to deliver it to the lady. 

It read: 
'Just  to let you know things aren't always what they appear to be: I have  a Ferrari Maranello, BMW Z8, Mercedes CL600, and a Porsche Turbo in  my several garages; I have beautiful homes in Aspen and Miami , and  a 10,000 acre ranch in Louisiana .. There is over twenty million  dollars in my bank account and portfolio. But, not even for a woman  as beautiful as you, would I cut off three inches. Just send the  wine back.... Tiger. 


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« Reply #152 on: May 11, 2010, 09:25:26 PM »
lola nakigsex sa usa ka callboy:

lola: agay dong, hinay-hinaya kay sakit kaayo
callboy: saba diha la, mura sad ko ug virgin diha
lola: hinay-hinaya ba kay ang akong kunot naapil ug kalukot

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« Reply #153 on: May 12, 2010, 04:38:31 AM »
MADRE: Father, tugnaw man kaayo ko uy.
PARI: Ako pud sister, gusto nimo buhaton nato ang buhat sa magtiayon?
MADRE: Ok, sigi Padre
PARI: Sige, timplahi ko ug kape para mawala ang tugnaw

hehehehe...padong na unta tang-tangon ni Sis ang iyang kuan....

lola nakigsex sa usa ka callboy:

lola: agay dong, hinay-hinaya kay sakit kaayo
callboy: saba diha la, mura sad ko ug virgin diha
lola: hinay-hinaya ba kay ang akong kunot naapil ug kalukot

nyaahahaha...sige lang lola og malukot basta nakulikot.

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« Reply #154 on: May 12, 2010, 04:59:08 AM »
among babaye: hello inday, imo naba gipatotoy si junior?
inday: yes maam, humana nako patotoy si junior.
among babaye: si sir nimo, imo nabang gisokaran aron makakaon?
inday: dili man kuno siya mokaon maam maong ako nalang sad gipatotoy.

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« Reply #155 on: May 12, 2010, 06:05:59 AM »
among babaye: hello inday, imo naba gipatotoy si junior?
inday: yes maam, humana nako patotoy si junior.
among babaye: si sir nimo, imo nabang gisokaran aron makakaon?
inday: dili man kuno siya mokaon maam maong ako nalang sad gipatotoy.

Bwahaha! Basin si Inday gipatutoy pud sa iyang Sir. ;D

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« Reply #156 on: May 13, 2010, 12:51:48 AM »
titser: pedro, 1+3?
pedro: 4 maam
titser: very good pedro. ikaw juan, 3+1?
juan: mao na diha, kung lisod gani ang question ako dayon ang pangutan-on. pabor pabor man na imoha maam. abseni nalang ko oi.

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« Reply #158 on: May 13, 2010, 03:35:24 AM »
Binisita si Erap ng isang Ambassador.

Bisita : Oh Mr. President, where is your wife?

(tamang tama dumaan si Loi sa likudan ni Erap)

Erap : haven't you seen my wife? She just passed away.. :D

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« Reply #159 on: May 13, 2010, 03:39:24 AM »
juanre bakit ka tulala?
pedro:asawa ko gabi-gabi ako kinakalabit.
juan:sarap nun! anong problema dun?
pedro:anong masarap dun e limang taon ng patay ang asawa ko! Waaaaaaaaaa :D

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« Reply #160 on: May 18, 2010, 10:11:51 PM »
BF: pa kiss langga
GF: naunsa ka? nagdrive ka diha gusto ka mabangga ta? ako nalang ang kiss nimo.
BF: O sige, ikaw nalang kiss nako
GF: ay mauwaw man ko, piyong sa kadyot.

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« Reply #161 on: May 29, 2010, 01:59:05 AM »
Billy Bob & the Frog
Billy Bob is 77 years old and loves to fish.
He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
He looked around and couldn't see any one. img1.gif
He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.
Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen.
I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your woman!'
The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front breast pocket.
Then the frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said?
I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
  " Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog."

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« Reply #162 on: May 29, 2010, 04:48:12 AM »
this is actually a funny email;

I would never trade my amazing friends, my wonderful life, my loving family for less gray hair or a flatter belly. As I've aged, I've become kinder to myself, and less critical of myself. I've become my own friend. I don't chide myself for eating that extra cookie, or for not making my bed, or for buying that silly cement gecko that I didn't need, but looks so avant garde on my patio. I am entitled to a treat, to be messy, to be extravagant.

I have seen too many dear friends leave this world too soon; before they understood the great freedom that comes with aging.

Whose business is it if I choose to read or play on the computer until 4 AM and sleep until noon? I will dance with myself to those wonderful tunes of the 60s & 70s, and if I, at the same time, wish to weep over a lost love...I will.

 


 
I will walk the beach in a swim suit that is stretched over a bulging body, and will dive into the waves with abandon if I choose to, despite the pitying glances from the jet set.

They, too, will get old.

I know I am sometimes forgetful. But there again, some of life is just as well forgotten. And I eventually remember the important things.

Sure, over the years my heart has been broken. How can your heart not  break when you lose a loved one, or when a child suffers, or even when somebody's beloved pet gets hit by a car? But broken hearts are what give us strength and understanding and compassion. A heart never broken is pristine and sterile and will never know the joy of being  imperfect.

 


 
I am so blessed to have lived long enough to have my hair turning gray, and to have my youthful laughs be forever etched into deep grooves on my face.


So many have never laughed, and so many have died before their hair could turn silver.

 


As you get older, it is easier to be positive. You care less about what other people think. I don't question myself anymore.
I've even earned the right to be wrong.

So, to answer your question, I like being old. It has set me free. I like the person I have become. I am not going to live forever,
but while I am still here, I will not waste time lamenting what could have been, or worrying about what will be. And I shall eat dessert every single day (if I feel  like it).

MAY OUR FRIENDSHIP NEVER COME APART ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S STRAIGHT FROM THE HEART!

 


 
Forward this to at least 7 people and see what happens on your screen. You will laugh your head off!!!
 
 


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« Reply #163 on: May 29, 2010, 08:25:16 AM »
I will walk the beach in a swim suit that is stretched over a bulging body, and will dive into the waves with abandon if I choose to, despite the pitying glances from the jet set.

They, too, will get old.

Ah, there's the rub. Moabot ra pud ang ilang panahon...

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« Reply #164 on: May 29, 2010, 08:30:10 AM »
Billy Bob & the Frog
Billy Bob is 77 years old and loves to fish.
He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
He looked around and couldn't see any one. img1.gif
He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.
Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen.
I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your woman!'
The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front breast pocket.
Then the frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said?
I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
  " Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog."

<img src="http://www.elderoptionsoftexas.com/images/green_frog.gif">

He he, I'm still far from being 77 but I guess I'll do the same. It's easier to find a beautiful woman than a talking frog. ;D

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« Reply #165 on: May 29, 2010, 09:13:46 AM »
( I think this is funny, no offense to anyone, just a joke for the sake of reading and entertainment)

Pay Rise

I, Mr. P. Niss, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labour.
I work at great depths.
I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

Sincerely,
P. Niss

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Dear P. Niss:

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

You do not work 8 hours straight.
You fall asleep after brief work periods.
You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in
order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.
You will retire well before you are 65.
You are unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed assigned task.
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and
exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.

Sincerely,
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« Reply #166 on: May 29, 2010, 09:17:25 AM »
He he, I'm still far from being 77 but I guess I'll do the same. It's easier to find a beautiful woman than a talking frog. ;D

Hahaha, okey Hubag layo-layo pa gyud imong biyahe so hala
    enjoy ka lang sa daghang beauty on the way

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« Reply #167 on: May 29, 2010, 02:04:22 PM »
wolfie, adunay german version ni-ani paramoot jamo!



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« Reply #168 on: May 29, 2010, 02:31:32 PM »
Hahaha, okey Hubag layo-layo pa gyud imong biyahe so hala
    enjoy ka lang sa daghang beauty on the way

Thanks, Ms. States. Dili lang gud pangitaon, kon naa lay maagian... ;D

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« Reply #169 on: May 29, 2010, 02:41:22 PM »
( I think this is funny, no offense to anyone, just a joke for the sake of reading and entertainment)

Pay Rise

I, Mr. P. Niss, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labour.
I work at great depths.
I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

Sincerely,
P. Niss

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Dear P. Niss:

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

You do not work 8 hours straight.
You fall asleep after brief work periods.
You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in
order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.
You will retire well before you are 65.
You are unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed assigned task.
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and
exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.

Sincerely,
V. Gina

Bwahaha! The way I see it, dehado si P. Niss ni V. Gina sa argumento. Well, kon gahig ulo (he he) si P. Niss, basin mabiktima sija sa evil self ni V. Gina, si V. Ginismus! ;D

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« Reply #170 on: May 29, 2010, 02:47:26 PM »
Thanks, Ms. States. Dili lang gud pangitaon, kon naa lay maagian... ;D
Bwahaha! The way I see it, dehado si P. Niss ni V. Gina sa argumento. Well, kon gahig ulo (he he) si P. Niss, basin mabiktima sija sa evil self ni V. Gina, si V. Ginismus! ;D

aw patambaw lang kang dr. C. Felis  :)

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« Reply #171 on: May 29, 2010, 06:33:27 PM »
A Filipino is having his breakfast (coffee, croissants, bread, butter and Jam) when an American man; chewing gum, sits down next to him.

The Filipino Ignores the American who, nevertheless, starts a  conversation.

American: "You Filipinos eat the whole bread?"  Filipino (coolly): "Of course."

American: (after blowing a huge bubble)"We don't. In America, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to the Philippines."

The American has a smirk on his face.    The Filipino munches on... Gives a cold Look but did not reply.

The American refuses to take the cue and Persists: "Do you eat jelly with the bread??"

Filipino: "Of Course.."

American: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling). "We don't. In America we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, and then we put all the peels, seeds, and left overs in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to the Philippines."   

The Filipino puts his coffee mug down...looks straight In the American's eye and then asks: "Do you have sex in America?"

American: "Why of course we do", the American says with a big smirk.

Filipino: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used  them?"

American: "We throw them away, of course."

Filipino: "We don't. In the Philippines, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to America.

*No offense meant, huh! This is just a joke... ;D ;D ;D

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« Reply #172 on: May 30, 2010, 10:01:12 AM »
whew! dah usab ka pa dinha, sigi kang usap sa
     used and recycled pa gyud nga biya sa mga pinoys...hahahahah

here's more;
The church held a "Marriage Seminar" and the Priest asked Luigi, as his 50th wedding anniversary
    approached, to share some insight into how he managed to stay married
    to the same woman all these years.

Luigi replied to his audience, "Well, I tried to treat her well and spend money on her.
    But the best thing I did was take her to Italy for our 20th anniversary."

The Priest said "Luigi, you are an inspiration to all husbands here today.
  Please tell the audience what you plan for your wife for your 50th anniversary."

Luigi proudly replied "I'm gonna go and get her,  I left her in Italy"



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« Reply #173 on: May 30, 2010, 10:43:59 AM »
whew! dah usab ka pa dinha, sigi kang usap sa
     used and recycled pa gyud nga biya sa mga pinoys...hahahahah

here's more;
The church held a "Marriage Seminar" and the Priest asked Luigi, as his 50th wedding anniversary
    approached, to share some insight into how he managed to stay married
    to the same woman all these years.

Luigi replied to his audience, "Well, I tried to treat her well and spend money on her.
    But the best thing I did was take her to Italy for our 20th anniversary."

The Priest said "Luigi, you are an inspiration to all husbands here today.
  Please tell the audience what you plan for your wife for your 50th anniversary."

Luigi proudly replied "I'm gonna go and get her,  I left her in Italy"



Bwahaha! Lahi pud ning iyang kabuang sa kang Carlos, he he... ;D

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« Reply #174 on: June 01, 2010, 09:42:51 AM »
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Lola: Honey, nabantayan jud nako bah nga kung mangape ta, mag-init dayon akong lawas.
Lolo: Nganong dili manginit, tan-awa ra gud na imong totoy, natuslob na sa kape!
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« Reply #175 on: June 01, 2010, 09:51:49 AM »
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Lola: Honey, nabantayan jud nako bah nga kung mangape ta, mag-init dayon akong lawas.
Lolo: Nganong dili manginit, tan-awa ra gud na imong totoy, natuslob na sa kape!
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« Reply #176 on: June 01, 2010, 12:11:26 PM »
kabit - pasa load......bwahehehehehe

Bwahaha! Paet... :P

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« Reply #177 on: June 01, 2010, 12:12:58 PM »

A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, "I clocked you at 80 mile per hour, sir."

The driver says, "Gee, officer, I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar needs calibrating."

Not looking up from her knitting the wife says sweetly from the passenger seat, "Now don't be silly, dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control."

As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls, "Can't you keep your mouth shut for once?"

The wife smiles demurely and says, "You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did."

As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, "Darn it, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?!"

The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir. That 's an automatic $75 fine."

The driver says, "Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket."

The wife says, "Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving."

And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver turns to his wife and barks, "WHY DON'T YOU SHUT  UP?!"

The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?"

"Oh, heavens no, officer. Only when he's been drinking."

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« Reply #178 on: June 01, 2010, 12:17:10 PM »
A cardiac specialist died and at his funeral the coffin
was placed in front of a huge mock up of a heart made up of
flowers. When the pastor finished with the sermon and
eulogy, and after everyone said their good-byes, the heart
opened, the coffin rolled inside and the heart
closed. Just then one of the mourners burst into laughter.

The guy next to him asked: “Why are you laughing?”

“I was thinking about my own funeral” the man replied.

“What’s so funny about that?”

“I’m a gynecologist.”





 ;D ;D ;D ;D

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« Reply #179 on: June 01, 2010, 12:24:33 PM »
What is the difference between a hematologist and a urologist?

A hematologist pricks your finger.


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« Reply #180 on: June 01, 2010, 12:53:30 PM »
A cardiac specialist died and at his funeral the coffin
was placed in front of a huge mock up of a heart made up of
flowers. When the pastor finished with the sermon and
eulogy, and after everyone said their good-byes, the heart
opened, the coffin rolled inside and the heart
closed. Just then one of the mourners burst into laughter.

The guy next to him asked: “Why are you laughing?”

“I was thinking about my own funeral” the man replied.

“What’s so funny about that?”

“I’m a gynecologist.”





 ;D ;D ;D ;D



basin ovary shape lang doc dili bisong... hehehe

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« Reply #181 on: June 01, 2010, 12:58:43 PM »
See, who's the boss..

 A company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hires a new CEO.
This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers.

On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall.
The room is full of workers and he wants to let them know he means
business!

The CEO walks up to the guy and asks, "And how much money do you make a week?"

A little surprised, the young fellow looks at him and replies, "I make $300.00 a week. Why?! "

The CEO then hands the guy $1,200 in cash and screams, "Here's four
weeks pay; now GET OUT and don't come back!"

Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the room and asks,
  "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did here?"

With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters,
    "Pizza delivery guy from Domino's."


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« Reply #182 on: June 02, 2010, 05:42:31 AM »


basin ovary shape lang doc dili bisong... hehehe

hahaha, awww basin pood.

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Dear Diary, I'm so happy talaga. Nahuli kasi ako ng ang kong nakatingin sa kanya. Minura nya ako. g***!! Narinig ko na rin ang voice niya! Ang ganda niya talaga! Last time nga, itinulak niya ako! Dumugo ang nose ko kasi sinadya ko siyang banggain. Nakakakilig, di ba? At least nagkadikit kami!
Ask nga siya ng pix ko, kasi ipapasalvage daw niya ako. So sweet!! At ang pinaka da best pa, sabi ko "love you!" Reply niya "f*** you!!" Sarap np? Nahorny ako..
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LIFE in HELL.
Demonyo - di ka pwede dito, isa kang addict. Sige, LAYAS!
Addict: Bakit?
Demonyo: Kasi pag-bangag ka, para kang nasa HEAVEN!
 ... pagtsur uy!! hehehehe!!
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Nanay: knock, knock!!
Anak: hu's der?
Nanay: nanay nimo!!
Anak: Nanay nimo hu??
Nanay: bu**** ka! ablihi ko! pa who who pa ka diha! amawa ka! OFEN door, NOW!!
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Mama: JUan, why man ni imo grado? Daghan man red?
Juan: Nahutdan itom nga ink amo titser ma.
Mama: Ngano'ng naa man pud "F" diri sa card?
Juan: Mama oi, maratol dayon. Ipasabot ana "FASAR!"
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Boy comes to class with broken eyeglasses.
Teacher: What happened?
Boy: I was kissing my girlfriend.
Teacher: Then how did your glasses break?
Boy: She corssed her legs!!!
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Si Juan ug si Pedro sa Lasang.
Juan: Tabang bai, gipaak ako o*** sa cobra!!
Pedro: Ako text-san si doc.
  ... sa text: Pedro: doc, ako amigo gipaak ug cobra. Unsa ako buhaton?
                  Doc: supsupa ang samad nga gipaak sa cobra, kuhaa ang duga!!
Juan: Bai, unsay gisulti sa doctor??
Pedro: Sorry wa na kuno'y pagasa bai!!!
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Your EX is limping around the front yard bleeding to death. What do you do??
Remain clam... Reload. Aim. Shoort again!!! Good job!! Hahahahaha!! !
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Old couple at SM holding hands while window shopping.
Sikyo: Ka sweet ninyo oi?!
Lolo: 50yrs na ming minyo, ingon jud mi. Di ko mokompyansa kay SHOPLIFTER ni!!



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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #185 on: June 03, 2010, 01:48:16 AM »
Naay usa ka Pari nga naglakaw sa dalan.
Nakakita siya og batang babaye nga nikatkat sa bayabas nga walay panty.
Gitawag ang bata sa Pari.
Pari: Day, diay 100 pesos pagpalit og panty.

Niuli ang batang babaye ug nisulti sa iyang mama.
Bata: Ma, gitagaan ko ug 100 pesos sa Pari ipapalit ug panty.
Next day ang mama nasad ang nikatkat sa Bayabas ug wala mamanty.
Nakit-an kini sa pari ug gitawag unya gihatagan ug 1 peso.
Mama: ngano peso ra man ni ako unya imong gihatag sa akong anak kay 100 pesos.
Pari: 1 peso para palit ug blade pangshave. Baga na kaayo na ang balhibo.


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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #186 on: June 03, 2010, 08:54:57 PM »

Bwhahahahaha  pastilan this is our future hobby gjod!  ;D ;D ;D :'(

Naay usa ka Pari nga naglakaw sa dalan.
Nakakita siya og batang babaye nga nikatkat sa bayabas nga walay panty.
Gitawag ang bata sa Pari.
Pari: Day, diay 100 pesos pagpalit og panty.

Niuli ang batang babaye ug nisulti sa iyang mama.
Bata: Ma, gitagaan ko ug 100 pesos sa Pari ipapalit ug panty.
Next day ang mama nasad ang nikatkat sa Bayabas ug wala mamanty.
Nakit-an kini sa pari ug gitawag unya gihatagan ug 1 peso.
Mama: ngano peso ra man ni ako unya imong gihatag sa akong anak kay 100 pesos.
Pari: 1 peso para palit ug blade pangshave. Baga na kaayo na ang balhibo.


BnC, maayo kay dili si Lola ang mikatkat sa biyabas whahahaha unja....at the same time "laugh, cough, sneeze and  pee" kon tua nas taas. lol  ;D malas si Padre ug maihi-an

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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #187 on: June 03, 2010, 09:04:44 PM »
 
Mag-uyab nagstorya daplin sa dagat.
Girl: babes unsa imong zodiac sign?
Boy: (naghunahuna kay bugok) ikaw sa babes.
Girl: zodiac sign naku kay CANCER
Boy: ako GOITER
Girl: ha?! wala may zodiac sign nga goiter!!
Boy: hehehe! di bitaw ULCER bitaw!!!
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bag-ong kasal...
Bana: Ling magbutang ko ug alkansiya sa atong kama para kada mo kayat ko maghulog ko ug singkwenta pesos atong savings pang ref ug TV set.
Asawa: ok ng plano mo!
       After 1 yr...
Bana: Ling, akong gibuak ang alkansiya ug pwede na ta palit appliances. Bilib ko nimo dah! Nagsaving pud doay ka kay naa may mga tibuok P500 ug P1000.
Asawa: ikaw ra may KURIPOT! Tag P50 lang kada i***! Atong mga silingan tag-isa ka libo ang ihulog!!!   
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An engineer & a doctor both fell in love with a nurse...
One day the engineer had to leave for a week. He gave a present to the nurse and asked to open it after he left... The nurse unwrapped the gift and found 7 apples with a note saying.. "An apple a day keeps the doctor away!!"
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Sa ngayon, tatlong bagay lang ang gagawin na magpapasikat sa iyo sa buong mundo...
1. Maging boxing champion ka sa 7 weight divisions.
2. Mag massacre ka ng 57 ka tao.
At ang pinakamatindi. ..
3. Pakasalan mo si .... ALING DIONISIA!!!
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Dahil nanalo si Pacman sa election, magpaptayo siya ng school. Tatawagin itong: PACQUIAO UNIVERSITY. Para maiksi PACQ U...
Ang tawag sa mga studyante dun ay PACQERS,
at kapag dun ka mag-aral, magkakaroon ka nang PACQING FRIENDS,
at gagamit sila ng espesyal na papel na ang pangalan ay PACQ SHEET...!!
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From Koala Bear: Nonoy is leading the race because the PCOS machines are made intentionally for him. PCOS means "President Cory's Only Son!!" 
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THE GUN
... is a bery important solution to a problem, ryt??!
... specially wen a dog gokurize you. THE GUN is rily important.. inig mo paghot na ang iro, THE GUN na lang jud!! THE GUN ug kusog, ha??!!
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akay me jep'
O2g ayo dagan
to2y to2y gud'
Way brep' brep'
abot hulbada'
eyot bitaw na
liged! Da moh Mu lagi', Monge
nu'on. Hehehe!!

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MRS: Ang hirap sa 'yo, di mo na ako iniisip pag nalalasing ka.
MR: Hoy! di totoo yan, ha!! (hik!) Katunayan, kanina ko pa iniisip kung ano ang pangalan mo e! (hik!)
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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #188 on: June 04, 2010, 01:43:04 AM »
We do the same thing:

US NAVY (chewing bubble gum): in United States those four-sided parts of the bread are not eaten.
FILIPINO: Why???
US NAVY: Well, we put it in a recycle bin and make biscuits from it and send it to the Philippines.
FILIPINO (medyo naasar): ahhh... wi du da seym ting hir!! (we do the same thing here).
US NAVY: Really?? How??
FILIPINO: Here in the Philippines we do not throw used condoms.
US NAVY: Huh??? Why?????
FILIPINO: We make bubble gums from those and send it to United States.
US NAVY: PWAAAAA!!!! (dungan luwa sa bubble gum).


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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #189 on: June 04, 2010, 08:38:18 PM »
Ad2 mi Olmuk'
akay me jep'
O2g ayo dagan
to2y to2y gud'
Way brep' brep'
abot hulbada'
eyot bitaw na
liged! Da moh Mu lagi', Monge
nu'on. Hehehe!!

Another version:

Adto ko Mutuan,
akay ko nyep,
otenta mlete.
Utog ayo dagan,
wa brip-brip.
Abot kulbada,
iyоt bitaw ligid,
ah, mumo mi.
Da, mungi lagi mi.

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Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« Reply #190 on: July 15, 2010, 03:45:27 AM »
Alzheimer's Test

How fast can you guess these words?

1.  BOO_S
2.  _ _NDOM
3.  F_ _K
4.  P_N_S
5.  PU_S_
6.  S_X

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -  - - -
Ops...  no going beyond this line until you answer the above.




Answers:

1. BOOKS
2. RANDOM
3. FORK
4. PANTS
5. PULSE
6. SIX

You got all 6 wrong.... didn't you?


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« Reply #191 on: August 08, 2010, 12:23:32 PM »

Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.

When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!"

So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one. Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.

St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"

The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together.

The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.

She manages to go months without stepping on any duck, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on.

St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.

The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?"

The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"


Bwahaha!  ;D

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« Reply #192 on: August 10, 2010, 12:24:56 AM »
warden: kamong tanang piniriso sa selda 1 ug 2 magbag-o namo ug brief.
mga priso: yehey, bag-o nata ug brief mga kakosa.
warden: nahala, panghuboa na ninyo ang inyong mga brief.
mga priso: humana mi ug hubo sir, asa na among bag-ong brief?
warden: ang mga brief sa selda 1, ibaylo sa mga brief sa selda 2. so karon bag-o na inyong mga brief tanan.
mga priso: waaaah, bag-o na jud. bag-ong gi swap.

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« Reply #193 on: August 10, 2010, 06:30:35 PM »
may usa ka salesman nga namaligya sa iyang "vacuum cleaner" gipasulod siya sa tagbalay.. apan dakong kahikurat sa ginang dihang iyang gikalat sa carpet ang dala niyang tae sa kabayo... pwerteng sukoa sa maong babaye...

Salesman : Relax lang Mrs. sa imong kasuko kay akoy mokaon ning tae sa kabayo kung di ni malimpyo sa akong baligya nga "vacuum cleaner"...

Ginang : pwes..! karon dayon ..hinay-hinayi na na'g kaon kay "BROWN-OUT".....!!!!  ;D ;D

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« Reply #194 on: August 11, 2010, 01:37:41 AM »
<img src="http://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/24.gif">

   Hala, kalooy sa salesman

Padayon kita sa mga komedya;

Punsyo: Bai gibangongot ko kagabii bay
Kardo: ngano man diay bai, unsa imong damgo?
Punsyo: gilibutan kuno ko sa mga kandidata sa bb. Pilipinas!
Kardo: unya nganong bangongot man?
Punsyo: ako ang nidaog bai.... :o

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« Reply #195 on: August 11, 2010, 01:42:21 AM »
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   Hala, kalooy sa salesman

 States, maru man pod kaayo ang Salesman kay nagdala man pod ug portable battery para sa iyang vacuum cleaner :D

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« Reply #196 on: August 11, 2010, 01:47:51 AM »
 ;D, nasalbar diay kaysa iyang habhabon ang iya gilabay, ngeh!

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« Reply #197 on: August 11, 2010, 03:34:54 AM »
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« Reply #198 on: September 17, 2010, 02:28:00 AM »
tua pa, kay gipabisaya ni maam. kabalo naman unta siya nga bolok-bolok nis cosme. nakadungog noon siya sa tinood. hehehe.



pila naman katimaan ang naa nimo, dave? hahahahahaha
murag naa na tanan bai...tsk tsk tsk

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« Reply #199 on: September 17, 2010, 01:41:57 PM »
   

He he, mistake kay lubot unta ang tuyo...  :P

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