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« Reply #200 on: September 17, 2010, 01:53:03 PM »


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« Reply #201 on: September 18, 2010, 06:10:12 PM »
 ;Dhmm... paralubot cguro ni c bay hubs.... peace
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« Reply #202 on: September 18, 2010, 09:42:03 PM »
Poor guy

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
 
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« Reply #203 on: September 19, 2010, 01:59:59 AM »
bwahahahaha. be strong honey. almoranas is on the way.
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« Reply #204 on: September 19, 2010, 03:07:33 AM »
hahahahhaha Nyor...murag gisilian og siling labujo,

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« Reply #205 on: September 19, 2010, 06:24:25 PM »
 ;D

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« Reply #206 on: September 21, 2010, 01:46:34 AM »
Mother: Come on Sonny, you have to get out of bed or you'll be late for school.
John: Ahh Mom, do I have to, all the teachers hate me, and all the students hate me too.
Mother: Yes you do.
John: Give me a good reason
Mother: You're 34 and you are  the Principal!
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« Reply #207 on: September 21, 2010, 07:07:46 AM »
A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him.

The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. When the bus starts again, the bus driver says to the hippie, "If you want, I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you."

The hippie of course says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery to pray to the lord. "If you went dressed in robes and some glowing powder," says the bus driver, "You could tell her you were God and command her to have sex with you."

The hippie decides to try this out. That Tuesday, he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun. Right on schedule, the nun shows up. While she's in the middle of praying, the hippie walks out from hiding, in robes and glowing with a mask of god. "I am God, I have heard your prayers and I will answer them but you must have sex with me first," he says.

The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity. The hippie agrees to this and quickly sets about having sex with the nun.

After the hippie finishes, he rips off his mask and shouts out, "Ha ha, I'm the hippie! "

The nun replies by whipping off her mask and shouting, "Ha ha, I'm the bus driver!"

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« Reply #208 on: September 21, 2010, 02:06:07 PM »

Bwahaha! Kahinumdom lang hinuon ko ani sa conversation between father and son:

Anak (excited): Dad, dad! Nakasuway na jud kog sex!
Amahan (excited pud): Kanay anak! Liwat jud sa amahan! High school pa gani barako na! Sigi, dali mag-inom ta. Kon pwede na kag sex, pwede na pud kang moinom.
Anak: Sunod na lang, Dad. Sakit pa akong lubot.

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« Reply #209 on: September 22, 2010, 01:34:13 AM »
whhhhaaaaaaaaaaaa  ;D

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« Reply #210 on: September 22, 2010, 03:26:33 AM »
in an english class:

teacher: class who among you here can use dermatologist in a sentence.

a complete silence in the classroom. the teacher got annoyed when no one voluntered. she then decided to just call a student. she selected the takyo the least among her students.

teacher: takyo, use dermatologist in a sentence.

takyo: ah, me maam?

teacher: yes, please stand up and answer.

takyo: ok. dermatologist.
          dear ma, tulo diyes na ang itlog. ang dagko 4 diyes.

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« Reply #211 on: September 24, 2010, 11:31:35 AM »
Hahahahhaahah Toink!

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« Reply #212 on: October 08, 2010, 12:55:52 AM »
(joke lang ni Bay Bolbs ha!)   :)


Anak:  (gamay ug tingog)  Tay, tay nganong ing-ani man akong tingog tay.   ???
Tatay: (gamay pod ug tingog)  Ing-ana na  anak pag dili pa tuli.    ;D ;D ;D
Anak:   :-\


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« Reply #213 on: October 08, 2010, 08:55:58 AM »

Bwahahahahahaha..... ;D ;D ;D ka-cute sa ilang I love you... igo nang pantambal sa almoranas nga moabot

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« Reply #214 on: October 08, 2010, 09:06:42 AM »

bahahahahahaha........bulok na CEO, wala magresearch... hehehehe... so impulsive

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« Reply #215 on: October 08, 2010, 10:18:18 AM »
Andrew to Rita: Let's go to some isolated place?
Rita: "Beware! You would not do any mischievous thing there."
Andrew thought for a moment and said, "No, absolutely no."
Rita: "Then, leave the plan, it's of no use."
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« Reply #216 on: October 09, 2010, 12:21:05 PM »

He he, mas nindot paminawon ang Bisaya version...

LAKI : Day, manan-aw tag sine!
BAJE : Unja, di ka mangagbay? Di ka manghawok? Di ka mangumot og totoy?  Di ka manguot og bisong?
LAKI : Di oi!!!
BAJE : Ngee…. Ikaw na lay tan-aw!!!


Bwahaha! ;D

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« Reply #217 on: October 10, 2010, 01:47:11 AM »
Uso ang tulis sa Datu Paglas, Maguindanao. Ang mga jeep tulison og -irape ang mga babaye.

Tulisan 1 :  Tanang Babaye dire sa wala, lalaki sa tuo
(Sunod tanang babaye, kurog pa)
Tulisan 2: Oh ikaw Lola wala na kay labot dito ka sa tuo
Lola:      Wala ka kadungog, tanang baje kuno sa wala. 




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« Reply #218 on: October 10, 2010, 08:01:50 AM »

Bitaw pud. Kanus-a pa gud intawon mausab nga maapil sa tulis si Lola...  :-X

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« Reply #219 on: October 10, 2010, 08:15:35 AM »
Usa ka madre ge rape.
Rapist: Rape ne. Hubo.
Madre: Tabaaaaang, samtang gihukas
           niya ang senina.
Rapist:Way lihok.
Madre: Misiagit ug "ayaaaaw"
Rapist: Unsay ayaw?
Madre: Ayaw ug dugayaaaaa, aron kama
           second round pa ka.
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