These are green jokes, have fun reading....
Joke # 1
Virgin male on his honeymoon phoned his mom asking what to do.
MOM: Put your biggest thing on her hairiest thing.
SON: Ok. I got my nose in her armpit. Now what?
Joke # 2
OLD MAN: Can you give me an erection?
FAITH HEALER: I can make the blind see, make the lame walk and I
can even cure cancer, but I'm sorry I cannot raise the dead.
Joke # 3
2 employees were caught naked and having sex in the office by the guard.
GUARD: Aha! Violating company rules!
MAN: What rule?
GUARD: Not wearing uniforms.
Joke # 4
Q: What is the difference between Biology and Sociology?
A: If the baby looks like the father, that is biology. If he looks like the neighbour, that's sociology.
Joke # 5
Q: Define Impotence?
A: It's nature's way of saying "NO HARD FEELINGS"
Joke # 6
A husband was asked: Do you talk to you wife after sex?
His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone.
Joke # 7
At the movie house.
GIRL: Honey, the man beside me is masturbating.
BF: just ignore him dear.
GIRL: I can't. He's using my hand!!
Joke # 8
Q: Why was the 2 piece bikini invented?
A: To separate the meat section from the dairy section.
Joke # 9
Boy 1: why did you run away from the naked lady?
Boy 2: because my mom said that if I look at a naked lady I will turn to stone, and a part of me was already getting hard!!
Joke # 10
A camel and an elephant met.
The elephant asked the camel
Why do you have your breasts on your back?
The camel clearly irritated by the outrage of modesty replies…
What a silly question from someone who has dick on his face!
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