Author Topic: Mangatawa Usa Ta. (Read 84233 times)

Barbaro · « **Reply #300 on:** December 12, 2007, 08:06:32 PM »

barbs, palit na didto amerkana kaw...wehehehhehhehehehe

nah.. dili gyod ko.. parang pang haya.. blazer nalang parisan ug maong at t-shirt white..unique pa.

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hazel · « **Reply #301 on:** December 12, 2007, 08:39:25 PM »

nah.. dili gyod ko.. parang pang haya.. blazer nalang parisan ug maong at t-shirt white..unique pa.

aheheheh unya naa dayon bulak sa ilong.

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ms da binsi · « **Reply #302 on:** December 13, 2007, 12:41:58 AM »

nah.. dili gyod ko.. parang pang haya.. blazer nalang parisan ug maong at t-shirt white..unique pa.

ganahan ko ana nga syle Barbs...

morag Brad Pitt style ba...hahahahha

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hazel · « **Reply #303 on:** December 13, 2007, 01:12:32 AM »

ganahan ko ana nga syle Barbs...

morag Brad Pitt style ba...hahahahha

Cute gani naka tie unya maong...ahem! murag Michael Buble.

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Barbaro · « **Reply #304 on:** December 13, 2007, 01:01:25 PM »

Dalawang gurls nag-aapply 4 work; isang matalino at isang boboMatalino: buti ka pa tanggap, ano ba ang ginawa mo?Bobo: wala, nung nagfill up ako ng form nilagay ko sa sex: â€œSige Ba!!â€

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Barbaro · « **Reply #305 on:** December 14, 2007, 03:56:03 PM »

Dear luv,

Ikaw ray bugtong itik nga nagkapa-kapa sa malapokon kung dughan..
Boot bukikion, bulikaton ang masakit kung kagahapon, apan luv,
Nganong imong gipugos pagtuli ang pisot kung pag bati?
Ug ambi nalang ang yabe sa inyong kasilyas, ky didto nako idagayday
ang nagkaigit -igit kung PAGMAHAY!!!!...

Kanimo nahigugma..
Barbs..

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st. agnes · « **Reply #306 on:** December 14, 2007, 03:59:05 PM »

Dalawang gurls nag-aapply 4 work; isang matalino at isang boboMatalino: buti ka pa tanggap, ano ba ang ginawa mo?Bobo: wala, nung nagfill up ako ng form nilagay ko sa sex: â€œSige Ba!!â€

HAHAHAHA, sakspan ang HRD.. nahan sex sad? weeeeh....

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Barbaro · « **Reply #307 on:** December 14, 2007, 04:23:19 PM »

Maestra: Nganong nag-away man mo?

Pedro: Si Juan man gud Maam, iya kong gihapak sa Scrub The Floor.

Juan: Si Pedro biyay nanguna ha. Iya kong gilabayan sa Erase The Board.

Maestra: Kung dili gani mo mopoyong duha, bitayon ta mong duha sa Bayang Magiliw!

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hazel · « **Reply #308 on:** December 14, 2007, 09:01:57 PM »

Dear luv,

Ikaw ray bugtong itik nga nagkapa-kapa sa malapokon kung dughan..
Boot bukikion, bulikaton ang masakit kung kagahapon, apan luv,
Nganong imong gipugos pagtuli ang pisot kung pag bati?
Ug ambi nalang ang yabe sa inyong kasilyas, ky didto nako idagayday
ang nagkaigit -igit kung PAGMAHAY!!!!...

Kanimo nahigugma..
Barbs..

Hala! naapil ang yawe sa kasilyas ni Mike ug Balong...hehehehhehehehe

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hazel · « **Reply #309 on:** December 14, 2007, 09:02:31 PM »

Maestra: Nganong nag-away man mo?

Pedro: Si Juan man gud Maam, iya kong gihapak sa Scrub The Floor.

Juan: Si Pedro biyay nanguna ha. Iya kong gilabayan sa Erase The Board.

Maestra: Kung dili gani mo mopoyong duha, bitayon ta mong duha sa Bayang Magiliw!

hahahhahahahhahahhaa natuk-an ko.

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st. agnes · « **Reply #310 on:** December 14, 2007, 09:07:07 PM »

naa sab koy ika ambit... akong e post ning gi email sa akong bro nako...

SINGING CONTEST
1st contestant: Ang akong kantahun "dahong laya"
2nd contestant: Akong kantahun "d falling leaves"
3rd contestant: Di na lang ko mukanta!
Judges: Ha? kay Nganu man..?
3rd contestant: manilhig na lang ko kay morag daghan na kaayong sagbot!

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hazel · « **Reply #311 on:** December 14, 2007, 09:08:21 PM »

hahhahahahhahhahhahahhahahhaha nice one, Els!

Basin mag haling na ang contestant #4.

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st. agnes · « **Reply #312 on:** December 14, 2007, 09:08:30 PM »

APO UG LOLO
APO : Lo, ngano ga-kaang kaang man kag lakaw?
LOLO: aw, ayaw nagud ni pansina apo oi
APO : ngano lagi na lo?
LOLO: ingon man gud sa akong doktor na likayan ang
itlog kay taas ug kolesterol

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hazel · « **Reply #313 on:** December 14, 2007, 09:09:28 PM »

hahahahahaha mura ko ug tralala dire ako ra usa ga katawa...

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st. agnes · « **Reply #314 on:** December 14, 2007, 09:10:50 PM »

Bungi Gitahi sa DoctorTapos Gitistingan pa pronounce.
DOCTOR: Cge e pronounce daw
LUZON VISAYAS MINDANAO ,
BUNGI: LUKOT , PASAYAN, BULINAO.
DOCTOR: naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! MITAMOOT....

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hazel · « **Reply #315 on:** December 14, 2007, 09:13:18 PM »

waahhahhahahhahhahahha malik na sad ta ani sa ngohouuu....hehehhehe

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st. agnes · « **Reply #316 on:** December 14, 2007, 09:14:41 PM »

ANAK: Nay, nag tambling-tambling na pud mi sa skul
ganiha..
NANAY: Peste kang bata-a ka!.. Daga na ka, oi! Di ba gi-ingnan taka nga ayaw pag tambling-tambling kay makita nang imong panty?
ANAK: Oki ra 'Nay way nakakita...Gisulod man naku sa Bag ang akong Panty 'Nay!

(to be continued ang uban kay mag study nako ha... hehehehe--cge rakog internet dah!..)
bye tanan... have a nice day!

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hazel · « **Reply #317 on:** December 14, 2007, 09:17:08 PM »

aheheheh human naman ni Els pero katawa ra gihapon ko...

sige oi...pag toun na diha!

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willmerit · « **Reply #318 on:** December 14, 2007, 09:51:44 PM »

moot jamo

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Scarb · « **Reply #319 on:** December 15, 2007, 01:01:15 AM »

Bungi Gitahi sa DoctorTapos Gitistingan pa pronounce.
DOCTOR: Cge e pronounce daw
LUZON VISAYAS MINDANAO ,
BUNGI: LUKOT , PASAYAN, BULINAO.
DOCTOR: naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! MITAMOOT....

whahahahahahah huuh tabang..,

pag-abot nako gikan trabaho..usa pako magluto bsan gutom
nako moabli xa ko sa mga jokes...perting bahakhak nako..
unya ingon ako anak..."Mom..??do i need to call the Mental Hospital"? whahahahaha
unya ako gi-translate niya..apil pod toho ug katawaaaa...na na nah kaming duha
ihatud ani...

i like gyod sa mga jokes thread ky makawala ug kakapoy

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ms da binsi · « **Reply #320 on:** December 15, 2007, 01:52:20 AM »

ANAK:    Nay, nag tambling-tambling na pud mi sa skul
   ganiha..
NANAY: Peste kang bata-a ka!.. Daga na ka, oi! Di ba gi-ingnan taka nga ayaw pag tambling-tambling kay makita nang imong panty?
ANAK:    Oki ra 'Nay way nakakita...Gisulod man naku sa Bag ang akong Panty 'Nay!

(to be continued ang uban kay mag study nako ha... hehehehe--cge rakog internet dah!..)
bye tanan... have a nice day!

wahahhahahhahahhha

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Scarb · « **Reply #321 on:** December 15, 2007, 02:36:32 AM »

SENIOR CITIZENS
ARE THE NATION'S LEADING CARRIERS OF AIDS!

HEARING AIDS

BAND AIDS

ROLL AIDS

WALKING AIDS

MEDICAL AIDS
GOVERNMENT AIDS

MOST OF ALL,
MONETARY AID TO THEIR KIDS!

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ms da binsi · « **Reply #322 on:** December 15, 2007, 02:39:40 AM »

wahahahhahahhahahhahhahahha

abi nako masakiton na ang mga Seniors karon...

shalan na muring sa kadalanan???

hahhahahhahahhhaha

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Happy · « **Reply #323 on:** December 16, 2007, 09:55:10 AM »

hahahaha lingawa nako oi, mosamot manta dili kakatugon ani

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Barbaro · « **Reply #324 on:** December 16, 2007, 04:13:04 PM »

Usa ka lalake nangabang ug babaye diha sa kamagayan..
Babaye : sige paghubo na..
Lalake : ups... haah...humana
Babaye : uy di ko nimo uy
Lalake : ngano man?
Babaye : daghan kay kag bolbol..
Lalake : A bu**** ka unsa may diay imong gusto daghan
O**n usa ray bolbol...

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Scarb · « **Reply #325 on:** December 17, 2007, 01:20:02 AM »

"Asawa" 1st year masaya.

After 5 years tanggalin ang A "sawa na".

after 10 years tanggalin ang S"awa na lang".

Sa susunod na taon tanggalin mong A "wa na!"

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Barbaro · « **Reply #326 on:** December 18, 2007, 02:37:00 PM »

SAKOP:
Lenti kang
amoha ka! Imo
kong gihimo nga
tawo2x sa
basakan,unya ako
swldo wlay
saka2x! kun
ma2tay ko,kinsa
mopakaon sa akong
pmilya,ikw?

AMO:
Eninglisa,kay
patas-on nako
imong swldo.

SAKOP:
Lightning
you! Man2x me in
the farm,my
salary did not
climb! If i die
who will eat my
Family,you?

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lindy · « **Reply #327 on:** December 18, 2007, 03:30:53 PM »

Sa nag edad pag 20 = KUSOG

Sa nag edad nag 40 = KUSOG Kusog

Sa nag edad nag 60 = KUROG NA

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Scarb · « **Reply #328 on:** December 19, 2007, 04:45:52 AM »

i sugar you
in the window but you cockroach.,

hoi pakno binisay-a!

gikamay ko ikaw sa bintana., apan mi-ok-ok ka!

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hazel · « **Reply #329 on:** December 19, 2007, 04:46:51 AM »

hahhahaha

blue, abi naku not feeling well ka. nag joker pa man lagi ka.

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Scarb · « **Reply #330 on:** December 19, 2007, 04:56:01 AM »

Gin, dia pako..na-arang2x naman pod..di pa man ko katugon unja
mag-update pako uban "pages" nako

nakahinumdom kog kalit ana nga jokes sa gagmay pami

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Scarb · « **Reply #331 on:** December 28, 2007, 07:53:45 AM »

dreamgirl

Berks 1- Bai nakita na nako iyaha dagway dli na jud celebrities alike gibutang

Berks2 - kinsa gud oi, ang akong dreamgirl? dawbeh?

Berks 1- anong say mo bai?

Berk 2- sigbaw!
kayakmo ana!
bakang ug potot pa jud
balhibohon morag unggoy!
ag nawong kabayo-on
ag ngipon morag kabaw!

Berks 1 - hoi Balbon tawag ana bai,

Berks2 - paghilum dha, imoha nalang na oi,

Berks 1 - Byee Bai!

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Barbaro · « **Reply #332 on:** January 21, 2008, 02:03:48 AM »

Boy: Miss, huhulaan kita, gusto mo?
Miss: Oo ba....
Boy: Single ka no?
Miss: Ang galing ha! Pano mo nalaman?
Boy: Simple lang...Ang pangit mo, eh! Haha!

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Glen · « **Reply #333 on:** January 21, 2008, 10:40:58 AM »

Hahaha pagkalooy pod.

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bulak · « **Reply #334 on:** January 22, 2008, 03:51:04 PM »

Boy: Miss, huhulaan kita, gusto mo?
Miss: Oo ba....
Boy: Single ka no?
Miss: Ang galing ha! Pano mo nalaman?
Boy: Simple lang...Ang pangit mo, eh! Haha!

Barbarooooooooooo....naigo diay ko ani kay single pa man ko..LOL...

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Glen · « **Reply #335 on:** January 22, 2008, 03:55:28 PM »

Bulak wala ka maigo kay gwapa man ka buyag ha!

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bulak · « **Reply #336 on:** January 22, 2008, 04:33:04 PM »

Bulak wala ka maigo kay gwapa man ka buyag ha!

hahhahahha gwapa diay???unya kay single paman japon naigo lagi gihapon..LOL...

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Barbaro · « **Reply #337 on:** January 22, 2008, 09:59:28 PM »

Thought for the day:
Lead me not into temptation.. ..
I already know the way.

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svetlana · « **Reply #338 on:** January 23, 2008, 12:32:10 PM »

Thought for the day:
Lead me not into temptation.. ..
I already know the way.

hahahahaha

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B:) · « **Reply #339 on:** January 23, 2008, 12:53:42 PM »

Thought for the day:
Lead me not into temptation.. ..
I already know the way.

in other words,
Leave me alone!

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Barbaro · « **Reply #340 on:** January 23, 2008, 10:23:47 PM »

A Japanese tourist riding a taxi from airport to hotel...
Everytime he saw a car from Japan he said: Mitsubishi made in Japan
very fast....
Toyota made in Japan very fast...
Suzuki made in Japan very fast...
When they reached the hotel....
Japanese: How much my bill?
Taxi Driver: 3,000 pesos sir!
Japanese: Why so expensive?
Taxi Driver: Taxi meter made in Japan very fast!

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hazel · « **Reply #341 on:** January 24, 2008, 01:37:40 AM »

hehehehehe sorry nalang sa Hapon.

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Scarb · « **Reply #342 on:** January 26, 2008, 03:27:26 AM »

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Scarb · « **Reply #343 on:** January 26, 2008, 03:28:15 AM »

in other words,
Leave me alone!

na nah mao na ron

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Bambi · « **Reply #344 on:** January 26, 2008, 05:42:12 AM »

Thought for the day:
Lead me not into temptation.. ..
I already know the way.

In other words let me sing:

long-long tabilong
mao kini si Balong
siya walay mata ug ilong
nganong nakatoud sa....
buho sa bee-song $:-\$

sakto ba Barbaro?

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B:) · « **Reply #345 on:** January 26, 2008, 05:44:55 AM »

In other words let me sing:

long-long tabilong
mao kini si Balong
siya walay mata ug ilong
nganong nakatoud sa....
buho sa bee-song $:-\$

sakto ba Barbaro?

hahahaha, kurat akong bana unsa daw akong gikataw-an
murag korek ni sya Ms.Bams

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Happy · « **Reply #346 on:** January 26, 2008, 05:48:41 AM »

A Japanese tourist riding a taxi from airport to hotel...
Everytime he saw a car from Japan he said: Mitsubishi made in Japan
very fast....
Toyota made in Japan very fast...
Suzuki made in Japan very fast...
When they reached the hotel....
Japanese: How much my bill?
Taxi Driver: 3,000 pesos sir!
Japanese: Why so expensive?
Taxi Driver: Taxi meter made in Japan very fast!

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Bambi · « **Reply #347 on:** January 26, 2008, 05:51:29 AM »

hahahaha, kurat akong bana unsa daw akong gikataw-an
murag korek ni sya Ms.Bams

Hala....bantay ka basin ug motoud rana diha? lol

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B:) · « **Reply #348 on:** January 26, 2008, 05:57:51 AM »

aw tan awon ta lang ani, depende ras sabot whuaaa!

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Bambi · « **Reply #349 on:** January 26, 2008, 06:25:36 AM »

galanggan-langgan lang ug magsabot pa......hala Bira bitaw hinayi po ha?

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Scarb · « **Reply #350 on:** January 26, 2008, 06:36:46 AM »

In other words let me sing:

long-long tabilong
mao kini si Balong
siya walay mata ug ilong
nganong nakatoud sa....
buho sa bee-song $:-\$

sakto ba Barbaro?

hahahaha tabang!

lami ibuhakhak pero midnight na

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Bambi · « **Reply #351 on:** January 26, 2008, 06:47:13 AM »

hahahaha tabang!

lami ibuhakhak pero midnight na

Kusga gjod Blue ug bahak-hak aron ka matud-an sa imong darling....

Enjoy!

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Barbaro · « **Reply #352 on:** January 30, 2008, 02:26:37 PM »

In other words let me sing:

long-long tabilong
mao kini si Balong
siya walay mata ug ilong
nganong nakatoud sa....
buho sa bee-song $:-\$

sakto ba Barbaro?

sakto kaayo ate bambs bagay kaau..

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Barbaro · « **Reply #353 on:** January 30, 2008, 03:54:33 PM »

Ang Cebuano ug Taga-Bacolod nagpahambugay:

Taga-Bacolod: Sa amo gid sa Bacolod, daghang pulis, kada-pusod may pulis(pusod ang tawag sa kanto or eskina sa Bacolod)

Cebuano: Sa amo gyud kay kada Pulis may Pusod:lol:

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lindy · « **Reply #354 on:** January 30, 2008, 05:46:48 PM »

may amang gikuan ni manoy didtos kasagingan...(standing poss.)
nisinyas ang amang nga ipataas ug gamay kay naubsan ra, unya misinyas nasab ang amang nga ipaubos kay ang naigo ang iyang pusod... pagkaigo ni manoy nakasinggit ang amang ug KANAH!...

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Bambi · « **Reply #355 on:** January 31, 2008, 02:54:08 AM »

Ang Cebuano ug Taga-Bacolod nagpahambugay:

Taga-Bacolod: Sa amo gid sa Bacolod, daghang pulis, kada-pusod may pulis(pusod ang tawag sa kanto or eskina sa Bacolod)

Cebuano: Sa amo gyud kay kada Pulis may Pusod:lol:

Perti pong basa naho abi ug.......Kada Pulis na-ay Pusil

Bitaw......hisgot ug PULIS (Your ever friend and helper)

BABAYE : Perting singgit.........TABANG! Tabang! Pulis dali tabang! (Kay gilugos intawon)

PULIS : ( a friend and helper) perting dagan.....aron motabang - Pag-abot kay luya na kaajo ang Babaye, gahanggos.......

BABAYE : Pulisssssssss Tabang........Pulisssss! tabang........Pulisss...Puliss....Pulis.....Puli.....tabang.....Puli......tabang dali......

Puli.....Puli........

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Barbaro · « **Reply #356 on:** February 07, 2008, 03:47:42 AM »

Lola: PARAAHH!
Driver: Bakit po?
Lola: Ihi ako.
(umutot)
Driver: Sabi nyo ihi kayo, ba't kayo umutot?
Lola: Totoy, wen der is thunder, der is rain

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Glen · « **Reply #357 on:** February 07, 2008, 01:00:07 PM »

Hahahahha unsa kahay kauban sa utot? Maayo lang og ihi ra?

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Barbaro · « **Reply #358 on:** February 09, 2008, 05:59:14 AM »

SINGING CONTEST
1st contestant: Akong kantahun "dahong laya"
2nd contestant: Akong kantahun "d falling leaves"
3rd contestant: Dli ko mukanta!
Judges: Nganu man..?
3rd contestant: manilhig nalang ko kay daghan sagbot!

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hazel · « **Reply #359 on:** February 09, 2008, 06:06:15 AM »

hehehehhehehehehehhe

unsay gamit silhig tukog?

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Scarb · « **Reply #360 on:** February 09, 2008, 08:33:29 AM »

SINGING CONTEST
1st contestant: Akong kantahun "dahong laya"
2nd contestant: Akong kantahun "d falling leaves"
3rd contestant: Dli ko mukanta!
Judges: Nganu man..?
3rd contestant: manilhig nalang ko kay daghan sagbot!

laughing again-received ds fwd.message

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Moyhua · « **Reply #361 on:** February 09, 2008, 09:28:23 AM »

TEACHER: give me a tag question.
PUPIL: My teacher is beautiful, isn't she?
TEACHER: Very good! Ibinisaya dong.
PUPIL: Ang akong maestra gwapa, wa sya kuyapi?

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Moyhua · « **Reply #362 on:** February 09, 2008, 09:28:56 AM »

BISAYA: Pabili nga ng lemoncito.
TINDERA: Anong lemoncito?
BISAYA: Lemoncito gud.. yong maliit na buongon!

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Moyhua · « **Reply #363 on:** February 09, 2008, 09:30:53 AM »

security: excuse me po mam, titingnan ko lang ang bag nyo kung merong baril
tiguwang: bu**** ka! di man gani maigo ang balde sa akong bag, baril pa kaha!

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mrtrademaker · « **Reply #364 on:** February 11, 2008, 02:09:16 AM »

ANG NURSE UG ANG MEKANIKO
Sa fiesta sa usa ka lungsod, nakigsayaw ug "sweet music" ang usa ka ulitawo sa usa ka dalaga sa bayle nianang gabhiona:
Ulitaw: Nurse ka day, no?
Daga: O, nganong kahibalo ka man?
Ulitaw: Nanimaho ka man gong hospital.
Daga: Mekaniko ka dong sa?
Ulitaw: O, nganong katag-an ka mang mekaniko ko?
Daga: Ganiha ra man gud ko nimo gi-jackan!

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mrtrademaker · « **Reply #365 on:** February 11, 2008, 02:11:39 AM »

KANDILA
Usa ka madre nagpacheckup sa clinic. Pero nasayop ang laboratory kay nailisan iyang urine sample sa specimen sa babay nga mabdos.
Doctor: Sister, ang resulta sa imong test miingon nga mabdos ka.
Madre: Doctor, makamabdos diay nang kandila?

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mrtrademaker · « **Reply #366 on:** February 11, 2008, 02:15:07 AM »

HOTDOG
Inahan: Nag-unsa man mo sa imong trato sa sulod sa imong lawak gabii, nga saba man mo kaayo? Puwerte ra bang singgit nimo og Kalami!
Rosario: Si mama sab uy. Wa man miy gibuhat nga dautan ba. Gipakaun lang ko niya og hotdog nga lami kaayo.
Inahan: Mao ba. Diay napkin opahiri na imong ngabil kay naay mayonnaise nga nahabilin

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mrtrademaker · « **Reply #367 on:** February 11, 2008, 02:19:41 AM »

VIAGRA
Andoy: Papalita kog Viagra bi.
Pharmacist: Wa koy Viagra kay illegal man na dinhi. Dia noon koy local nga version nga mas maayo pa sa Viagra.
Andoy: Unsa may ngan ana?
Pharmacist: Buyag ra.

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mrtrademaker · « **Reply #368 on:** February 11, 2008, 02:21:12 AM »

BIBLIYA
Pari: Dong, pahuwama ko anang bibliyang imong gibasa bi.
Sacristan: Playboy man ni padir.
Pari: Kana na lang!

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mrtrademaker · « **Reply #369 on:** February 11, 2008, 02:22:33 AM »

NAKATOG
Teban: Paita bay uy. Wa na koy trabaho. Gitangtang ko sa akong boss kay nakatog ko .
Pedro: A grabe! Gitangtang ka tungod lang kay nakatog ka?
Teban: Dog hinoon nako iyang asawa.

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mrtrademaker · « **Reply #370 on:** February 11, 2008, 02:24:23 AM »

SHY
Pasing: Mare, naunsa man na imong son-in-law nga pila ka tuig na mang walay klarong trabaho?
Claring: Unsaon nga shy man gud na kaayo siya.
Pasing: Shy gud nga tabian man kaayo na!
Claring: Shy tiglaba ba, shy tiglimpyo sa balay, shy say tigluto.

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ms da binsi · « **Reply #371 on:** February 11, 2008, 02:26:55 AM »

bwahahahahahha

Good job Trader!!!!

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mrtrademaker · « **Reply #372 on:** February 11, 2008, 02:36:03 AM »

Manang: Hoy bata, gaunsa gud tawon ka diha?
Bata: Gaduwa ug jolen nang, ngano diay?
Manang: Wa uroy ka maulaw noh, imong mama gikapoy ug sag-ub ug tubig unya ikaw diha gaduwa-duwa lang ug jolen...
Bata: Asa may mas uwaw nang, kung akoy magsag-ub, unya si mama ang mag duwa ug jolen???

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mrtrademaker · « **Reply #373 on:** February 11, 2008, 02:40:12 AM »

Botoy: Pre, naka daug man kuno ka sa lotto?
Tikyo: Tinuod na pre, swerte jud kaayo...
Botoy: Nya, kumusta naman imong pagpuyo ron?
Tikyo: Aw, sukad naka daug ko ug lotto pre, maka kaun nami ug mga lami na pagkaun sama sa fried chicken, kadereta, litson ug uban pa.
Botoy: Hayahay diay nimo pre noh..
Tikyo: Ikaw pre, kumusta naman imong pagpuyo?
Botoy: Aw, mulang gihapon pre, makatilaw lang ug lami kung mag iy*t!!!

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mrtrademaker · « **Reply #374 on:** February 11, 2008, 02:41:35 AM »

Anak: Ma, paliti ko ug tabanog beh.
Mama: Ay sus dong, mas maayo pa pan nalang imong paliton.
Anak: Sige na gud ma, tabanog lang...
Mama: Nganong tabanog man, makabusok diay na???
Anak: Unya ma, kanang imong Pan mo lupad diay na???

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mrtrademaker · « **Reply #375 on:** February 11, 2008, 02:43:44 AM »

ANDIR-DI-SAYA

Kulas: Bay Tasyo, matod sa mga silingan andir-di-saya man kuno ka.
Tasyo: Unsay andir-di-saya nga bag-o lang nakong gikasab-an ang akong misis!

Kulas: Ngano man?
Tasyo: Gisugo man ko niya sa pamalantsa. Mao nga akong gisinghagan ug UNYA RA KAY MAGLUTO PA KO!!!

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mrtrademaker · « **Reply #376 on:** February 11, 2008, 02:48:21 AM »

Pasyente: doc, ngano man ni nga kong malibang ko naa may plima?
Doc: ok lang na sya. Ang delikado kung inig sikma nimo naay tae!

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mrtrademaker · « **Reply #377 on:** February 11, 2008, 02:52:46 AM »

asukar

tatay; pedro, asa man nimo gibutang ang asukar?
pedro; naa sa banggera akong gimarkahan ug asin
tatay; nganong man imo gibutangan?
pedro; para di katoud ang AMIGAS...

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mrtrademaker · « **Reply #378 on:** February 11, 2008, 03:23:32 AM »

Check this out, mga kahigalaan:

http://www.youtube.com/v/TG76PtX14v8&rel=1

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mrtrademaker · « **Reply #379 on:** February 13, 2008, 05:51:41 AM »

Family Quarrel
HUSBAND:Pastilan segi ta ug away;
magbuwag ta!!
WIFE:segi! ato bahinon atong anak
HUSBAND:Ako ang gwap ug gwapa!
WIFE:Nah! Gipili pa gyud ang dili iya!

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mrtrademaker · « **Reply #380 on:** February 13, 2008, 05:53:45 AM »

ANAK: Tay, dili ko katulog, daghan ug lamok AMAHAN:Ato palungun ang suga, araon di ta makit-an
(Pagpalung sa suga, nanggawas ang alitaptap)
ANAK:Hala Tay! nagdala ug flashlyt!

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mrtrademaker · « **Reply #381 on:** February 13, 2008, 05:55:33 AM »

Nagdadalaga

dad im turning 18 n..pwde n b ko mg wear ur BRA?? kc dad, all of my friends wear bra na..

DAD: Saba diha Diego, sipaon tka diah!!!!!

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mrtrademaker · « **Reply #382 on:** February 13, 2008, 06:00:22 AM »

3 kinds of utots:
loud and proud - sipa pero walay baho
silent but deadly - silent pero murag patay nga ilaga!
wet and wild - naay dala nga unod ug pulp bits!!!

unsang klase man imong utot???!!!

nakautot na, sunog pa ang nilung.ag... faet!!! next time inday don't be amused too much with the comical anecdotes as it will result in the over cooking of your prepared carbohydrates and the emission of not so pleasant gases...

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mrtrademaker · « **Reply #383 on:** February 13, 2008, 06:18:37 AM »

Enjoy ta usa sa kaning music video mga kahigalaan
http://www.youtube.com/v/cBML-noa8VE&rel=1

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Barbaro · « **Reply #384 on:** February 16, 2008, 01:06:36 PM »

OFW Huband: Kumusta na ang padala kong pera sa mga bata?
Wife: Asenso na. Ang kubo natin, mansion na. Ang karinderia, restaurant na. Ang
dalawang anak mo, apat na

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Glen · « **Reply #385 on:** February 16, 2008, 04:02:28 PM »

Hala kinsa man amahan sa uban Barbs?

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Sigbin II · « **Reply #386 on:** February 16, 2008, 06:06:32 PM »

Basin og return on investment ang duha ka anak nga nadugang, Glen.

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Glen · « **Reply #387 on:** February 17, 2008, 05:09:51 AM »

E Paul mao diay na ang interest sa iyang nigosyo napun-an og duha. Hahahaa kadaku diay sa tubo no? Duhaan man gyod.

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Moyhua · « **Reply #388 on:** February 17, 2008, 06:31:25 AM »

ATTY: asa ka pagkahitabo sa rape?
JUN: sa kamaisan
ATTY: nag-unsa ka didto?
JUN: nalibang!
ATTY: pila ka kadupa gikan sa krimen?
JUN: naa bay malibang magdupa-dupa?â€¦. Ayaw pagbugal-bugal 'torni uy!

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Happy · « **Reply #389 on:** February 17, 2008, 09:03:52 AM »

Hahaha hamuot ko ana Angie

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Moyhua · « **Reply #390 on:** February 17, 2008, 09:11:09 AM »

pasyente: doc, regular lagi ko malibang. kada alas 7 sa buntag
doctor: maayu nuon na! unsa may problema?
pasyente: 8 am man gud ko maka mata!
doctor: oink!

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Happy · « **Reply #391 on:** February 17, 2008, 09:12:25 AM »

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Moyhua · « **Reply #392 on:** February 17, 2008, 09:14:32 AM »

bana: gang, naka-save ko ug P6.00 karon kay ako na man gigukod ang jeep, wala man ko mu sakay
asawa: bogo! taxi unta imung gigukod aron mas dako imong na-save

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Happy · « **Reply #393 on:** February 17, 2008, 09:16:59 AM »

bana: gang, naka-save ko ug P6.00 karon kay ako na man gigukod ang jeep, wala man ko mu sakay
asawa: bogo! taxi unta imung gigukod aron mas dako imong na-save

Eroplano akong gukdon para save kaayo

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Moyhua · « **Reply #394 on:** February 17, 2008, 09:20:32 AM »

BISAYA: Pabili nga ng lemoncito.
TINDERA: Anong lemoncito?
BISAYA: Lemoncito gud.. yong maliit na buongon

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hazel · « **Reply #395 on:** February 18, 2008, 05:47:44 AM »

BISAYA: Pabili nga ng lemoncito.
TINDERA: Anong lemoncito?
BISAYA: Lemoncito gud.. yong maliit na buongon

hehehehe kahinumdom kos akong cousin. ingon siya "ate, manguhit nata ug binu-ongan". (Iyang tawag sa buongon)

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Glen · « **Reply #396 on:** February 19, 2008, 01:41:33 PM »

Tetsir: Paul 1+3
Paul: 4 mam
Tetsir: very good
Ikaw Barbaro 33x69
Barbaro: Mao na ni kun lisod na gani ako dajun pangutan-on
pavor pavor absini nalang ko oy!

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Glen · « **Reply #397 on:** February 19, 2008, 01:43:08 PM »

Barb absent baka karon? hahahahaa asa raman ka oy!

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svetlana · « **Reply #398 on:** February 19, 2008, 02:53:26 PM »

Tetsir: Paul 1+3
Paul: 4 mam
Tetsir: very good
Ikaw Barbaro 33x69
Barbaro: Mao na ni kun lisod na gani ako dajun pangutan-on
pavor pavor absini nalang ko oy!

wahahahahahaha bahalag i-absent nalang siya!

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hazel · « **Reply #399 on:** February 19, 2008, 06:10:13 PM »

Tetsir: Paul 1+3
Paul: 4 mam
Tetsir: very good
Ikaw Barbaro 33x69
Barbaro: Mao na ni kun lisod na gani ako dajun pangutan-on
pavor pavor absini nalang ko oy!

hahahahah absent gyud toud si Barbaro.

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