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« Reply #300 on: December 18, 2012, 07:09:25 PM »
Mokatawa na lang ko og  he..., he..., he....

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« Reply #301 on: December 18, 2012, 09:45:43 PM »
DIWATA: Ano ang iyong kahilingan?

PANGET: Nakikita mo ang mapang ito? Dalhin mo ako sa bansang ito (New York) at sa babaeng nakalaan para sa kin.

DIWATA: Sorry, hanggang dito lng sa Pilipinas ang powers ko, iba na lang ang hilingin mo.
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PANGET: Sige, maging normal na tao ka na lng at pakasalanan mo ako.

DIWATA: Patingin nga ng mapa na yan, at baka magawan ko ng paraan!..

echowss..

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« Reply #302 on: December 23, 2012, 12:57:00 PM »
Dear Lovelife,

Tagal uh? Traffic?.....



#strandedsiguro

hahahaha ;D

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« Reply #303 on: December 23, 2012, 01:33:28 PM »
Dear Lovelife,

Tagal uh? Traffic?.....



#strandedsiguro

hahahaha ;D

weeeeee... Merry Xmas lolla :-*

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« Reply #304 on: December 23, 2012, 01:35:24 PM »
weeeeee... Merry Xmas lolla :-*

Merry Christmas too Engr. :-* ^_^

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« Reply #305 on: December 23, 2012, 01:43:15 PM »
Merry Christmas too Engr. :-* ^_^

Gracias y feliz año nuevo adelantado demasiado :-*

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« Reply #306 on: December 23, 2012, 10:20:03 PM »
Nanaygon sa tindahan sa Insik, alas 12 sa udto
mananaygon: Oh holy niiiight, the stars are brightly shiiiining....
Insik:Unsa olay nayt, udto totok kalon, unsa star brayt shining,
       way bitoon kalon. Dili ko hatag sisilyo.
Mananaygon: Tank you, tank you , ang kakulipot ninyo.
Insik: Oooo, di ko kulipot, hatag ko sisilyo.

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« Reply #307 on: December 24, 2012, 10:42:40 PM »
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap...


ang baet naman hehehe

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« Reply #308 on: December 26, 2012, 01:30:27 PM »
Nanaygon sa tindahan sa Insik, alas 12 sa udto
mananaygon: Oh holy niiiight, the stars are brightly shiiiining....
Insik:Unsa olay nayt, udto totok kalon, unsa star brayt shining,
       way bitoon kalon. Dili ko hatag sisilyo.
Mananaygon: Tank you, tank you , ang kakulipot ninyo.
Insik: Oooo, di ko kulipot, hatag ko sisilyo.

he----he----he

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« Reply #309 on: December 26, 2012, 01:32:05 PM »
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap...


ang baet naman hehehe



nya ikaw 2ng babaye la?? ;)

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« Reply #310 on: January 06, 2013, 05:51:31 PM »
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« Reply #311 on: January 06, 2013, 05:55:40 PM »
GF:Lumayas ka!

BF:Bkit?

GF:Niloloko mo ko nkita kta sa mall me ksama kang babae!

BF:Hindi totoo yan ksi sya ang niloloko ko,asawa ko yun eh!



waleyy lang...

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« Reply #312 on: January 10, 2013, 03:02:02 PM »
Nagbunyag sa simbahan.
Pari: Kinsay ngalan sa bata?
Inahan: Condom Father, combination sa among ngalan
    Connie ug Dominick.
Pari: Very unique .
Sunod nga nagpabunyag.
Pari: Kinsay ngalan, wala pa.
Inahan: Ikaw na lang magcombination, Father.
Pari:  Kinsay ngalan sa mga ginikanan?
Inahan: Ako si Pilar ug ang amahan si Sotero.
Pari:Very unique gihapon ang pangalan, Pisot.
 
       


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« Reply #313 on: January 14, 2013, 01:46:15 PM »
‎2 friends talking....

PEDRO: wow pare! Nood ako sine kanina, ubos P1000.00 ko!

JUAN: ha? bakit?

PEDRO: bili ako ng bili ng ticket, pinupunit nung babae sa pinto! adik ata!



walleyyyy... ipa photocopy na lang... ;D

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« Reply #314 on: January 14, 2013, 01:46:52 PM »
Juan: pangarap kong kumita ng half a million monthly gaya ni tatay.

Pedro: wow! ganyan kalaki kinikita ng tatay mo?

Juan: hindi, yan din ang pangarap niya...


yowwnnn.. paningkamot ug paningtiil...

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« Reply #315 on: January 14, 2013, 01:59:38 PM »
Juan: pangarap kong kumita ng half a million monthly gaya ni tatay.

Pedro: wow! ganyan kalaki kinikita ng tatay mo?

Juan: hindi, yan din ang pangarap niya...

ha...,ha..., ha...,


yowwnnn.. paningkamot ug paningtiil...

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« Reply #316 on: January 14, 2013, 03:41:00 PM »

3 ka babaye na halos nag dungan ug pama uli sa ilang boarding house. Gikan sa ilang date...

Girl1: hay!!! excited kaayo ang akong date..tan-awa nagubot akong buhok!!!

Girl2: hmmp ako ang da best..tan-awa napala akong make-up!!!

Girl3: (nagkatawa sa duha ka babaye na iyan ka boardmate..) dayon gihubo ang panty, gi labay sa wall..ming-pilit!!! sabay ingun maoy nay da best na date!!!





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« Reply #317 on: January 15, 2013, 05:29:27 PM »
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« Reply #318 on: January 17, 2013, 10:36:25 AM »
Three drunk guys entered a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine & turned it off again. He told them."We have arrived ". The 1st guy gave him money & the 2nd guy said "thank you". The 3rd guy gave the driver a slap. The driver was shocked, thinking the 3rd drunk knew what he did. But he asked "whats that for?". The 3rd guy replied:
"CONTROL YOUR SPEED NEXT TIME U MORON, you nearly killed us!".

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« Reply #319 on: January 17, 2013, 01:35:19 PM »
Paano mo nahahanap ang true love mo
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Kung hindi pa tayo.... :)

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« Reply #320 on: January 17, 2013, 01:40:18 PM »
wrong thread man ka Engr... adto sa pick up lines hehehehe

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« Reply #321 on: January 17, 2013, 01:43:09 PM »
gitik-gitik mansad na ang pick up lines... tan awa nakilig ka:)

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« Reply #322 on: January 17, 2013, 01:44:06 PM »
toink...hahahahahhaahah aw mao ba na hala sige... hehehehe

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« Reply #323 on: January 17, 2013, 01:57:41 PM »
Ayoko sa ADMU, DLSU, FEU, AU, NU, CEU, MCU, PCU
Gusto ko maging SAU neth.
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« Reply #325 on: January 17, 2013, 02:08:42 PM »



yan tuloy... epal kasi hehehehe

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« Reply #327 on: January 17, 2013, 02:15:10 PM »
hehehehe opo nga gulay? heheheh

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« Reply #328 on: January 17, 2013, 02:17:52 PM »
o mao na... lamian ko anah murag ikaw yummy...:)


Ang babae parang barbie … Pinaglalaruan, Pinagsasawaan at tinatapon!
Pero ang tunay na lalaki tulad ko … di naglalaro ng barbie lalo na pag chubby.:);):D



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« Reply #329 on: January 17, 2013, 02:58:19 PM »
aw unsa diay imo kanang mannequin? or stuff toy nga lami i-kadol heheheheheh

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« Reply #330 on: January 17, 2013, 03:04:04 PM »
human being akong ganahan.... kanang kusog mo agik-ik...:)

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« Reply #331 on: January 17, 2013, 03:05:47 PM »
hehehehe... pangitaan tika'g bungisngis hahahaha

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« Reply #332 on: January 17, 2013, 03:06:59 PM »
nganong bungisngis man jud... ikaw nalang d i..:)

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« Reply #333 on: January 17, 2013, 03:07:55 PM »
kusog man kaha mo agik-ik hahaha di ba bungisngis mana?

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« Reply #334 on: January 17, 2013, 03:09:27 PM »
bitaw noh... lingaw na kakuyog... bungisngis pud ka neth?

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« Reply #335 on: January 17, 2013, 03:17:57 PM »
kaayo... hilomon sa taong hilomon, sabaan sa taong pareha pod nako sabaan... bitaw, depende ra man sa taong akong ma ila ila Engr..

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« Reply #336 on: January 17, 2013, 03:23:52 PM »
adjustable range diay ka neth... mao jud na akong ganahan sa usa babaye....
murag ingon ani bah..
My attitude is based on how you treat me.
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« Reply #337 on: January 17, 2013, 03:33:34 PM »
hehehe ana manang maestra Engr.. adjustable... jowk

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« Reply #338 on: January 17, 2013, 03:34:44 PM »
mao bitaw ganahan ko og maestra...:)

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« Reply #339 on: January 17, 2013, 03:38:52 PM »
maestra imong gusto? naa'y daghan dire hehehe akong boss, dalaga pa Engr.. ;D

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« Reply #341 on: January 17, 2013, 03:47:01 PM »
ngek dalaga oi... manghud nako ug 4 years... kaw jud.. hahaha

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« Reply #343 on: January 17, 2013, 03:49:44 PM »
sa akong boss? hehehe sorry bawal... serious type ning akong boss pero cool kaayo ;D

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« Reply #344 on: January 17, 2013, 03:50:40 PM »
describe na lang nako.. taas nga babae, intsik, chubby pod gamay, gwapa :D

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« Reply #345 on: January 17, 2013, 03:50:45 PM »
aw dili nalang bawal man kaha..

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« Reply #346 on: January 17, 2013, 03:53:17 PM »
describe na lang nako.. taas nga babae, intsik, chubby pod gamay, gwapa :D
puedi ikaw nalang..

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« Reply #348 on: January 17, 2013, 03:54:51 PM »
puedi ikaw nalang..

aw syalan ba.. hehehehe

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« Reply #349 on: January 17, 2013, 03:59:32 PM »
unsa diay imong gusto? ;D

kaklaro anah... ikaw..:)

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« Reply #350 on: January 17, 2013, 04:02:37 PM »
aw... perti ba nakapagawas ug gibati dire oi... public na public gyud... hahaha peace

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« Reply #351 on: January 17, 2013, 04:32:10 PM »
toink.. mamiya man ug pinakalit :o

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« Reply #352 on: January 17, 2013, 04:39:49 PM »
nikaon ea gani luod dayon... hehe

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« Reply #353 on: January 17, 2013, 04:49:03 PM »
aw sorry gud... abi man nako ug ako ra imong gipatikaw tikaw dire ;D

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« Reply #354 on: January 17, 2013, 04:51:09 PM »
ganahan jud ko nimu oi kay luoran... :)

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ahahahah luoran man gyud ko sa tinuod lang.. impulsive... ;D

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« Reply #356 on: January 17, 2013, 04:56:12 PM »
ka klaro anah...:) ugma napud ha... gtg na kay ikog nako sa among company cge rako internet karon adlawa...:)

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« Reply #357 on: January 17, 2013, 04:58:42 PM »
hahaha o sige Engr. Salamat karong adlawa.. mingaw man gud dre sa opis mao la ko lingaw pod.. hehehe Amping permi..:)

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« Reply #359 on: January 24, 2013, 03:59:53 PM »
kamao sad ning tawhana dah... sundon beh:)

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« Reply #360 on: January 24, 2013, 04:20:02 PM »
maayo.. unya ingna ko kung epektib ba hahah

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« Reply #361 on: January 25, 2013, 10:51:24 PM »
After sex with a college girl...

Tongresman: Hmmmmm how much gid haw?
Nene      : P200 pesos lang gid sir.
Tongresman: What?  paano gid ka mabuhi sang P200 pesos?
Nene      : Ay sir, sideline ra nako ni haw, blakmel man gid hang akon na
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« Reply #362 on: January 27, 2013, 02:17:44 PM »
(Beauty contest)

Emcee: What’s the big problem facing the country today?

Contestant: Drugs

Emcee: Very good, why do you say that?

Contestant: Ang mahal kasi eh!


adik..

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« Reply #363 on: January 27, 2013, 02:18:57 PM »
Bush: What are the pollutants in your country?
Jingoy: We have lots of pollutants.. ..we have sisig, kilawin, chicharon, mani
Erap: Anak, may nakalimutan ka, Boy Bawang pa..



amf... korniks..

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« Reply #364 on: January 27, 2013, 02:21:14 PM »
Sa loob ng isang kwarto sa mental hospital may tatlong pasyente... isang araw dumalaw ang doctor
pag pasok ng doctor nakita nia si pasyente 1 nagbabasa ng libro

Doctor: aba! nagiimprove ka na ha!
Pasyente 1: i merely want to kill the time and so i ended up picking a random book
doctor: maganda yan, big words ah..

paglingon ng doctor nakita niya si pasyente 2 nagsusulat

Doctor: aba! isa ka pa! nagiimprove ka na a! mabuti yan!
Pasyente 2: nagsusulat lang po ako ng nobela. aktibo po kasi imahinasyon ko ngaun e.
Doctor: good good. pagkatapos pabasa ako ha..

pagkatapos mag-usap ng doctor at ni pasyente 2 nakita niya si pasyente 3 natayo sa lamesa at open arms pa!

Doctor: hoy ikaw! bumaba ka diyan! bakit di mo gayahin tong dalawa na to! walang pagbabago sa iyong kalagayan
Pasyente 3: doc ako po ang ilaw!
doctor: anung ilaw ka diyan! bumaba ka nga diyan (hinatak ng doctor si pasyente 3 pababa ng lamesa)

pasyente 1 at pasyente 2: ay! langya yan bastusan! may nagpatay ng ilaw!




iring gibidli... ;D

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« Reply #366 on: February 02, 2013, 09:25:18 AM »
iring gibidli haw...!! :):-*

Ondoy: Nganong cat man ang english sa iring Ma.?                                     
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« Reply #369 on: February 07, 2013, 01:22:06 PM »
Juan sa Starbucks

Juan: "isang kape nga."

waiter: sir, decaf po ba?

Juan: "tanga ka ba o sadyang bobo lang?! syempre de cup! bakit may kape na bang naka-pinggan?!"


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« Reply #370 on: February 08, 2013, 01:35:08 PM »
Dear LORD,

Kung wala akong ka-date ngayong Valentines
Sana Po Yung nag babasa nito ay...
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Wag Nyo rin pong bibigyan Please? :)
Damay-damay na 'to para Walang Lamangan.



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« Reply #371 on: February 08, 2013, 05:19:03 PM »
Manog-init hang Lawas
Lula: Haniy, nabantayan ko gid bah na kung manogkape ta, manog-init dajon hang akon na lawas.
Lulu: Nganong indi gid manog-init, tan-awa ra gid ang imon na totoy, natuslob na sa kape!
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« Reply #372 on: February 08, 2013, 05:34:23 PM »
Titser Tubig kag Jota:

Titser:  klas, ano gid hang damo hang water or land?

(Miisa dajon sang kamot si botsoy.)

Botsoy: damo gid hang Land titser.

Titser: Bugo ka gid butsoy, pila na gid ginagbalikbalik naton hang kini na
        lesson haw, indi pa gid nimo nasayran na mas damo gid hang water haw.
        70% hang tubig kompara sang land 30% lang gid yah.

Botsoy: Mas bugo ka gid titser, way man gani ko nakaligo subong kag nagligad
        na mga adlaw, damo na gid dalikdik hang
        akon na li-og, kag katol nagid hang akon na itlog, way gid kami tubig
        tatlo na ka adlaw yah, tapos maghambal ka gid sang amon na damo hang
        tubig kompara sang land. :(

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« Reply #373 on: February 14, 2013, 09:57:09 AM »
Bwahaha! Waay ikahambal hang titser, labi na nga waay puas hang pagkinalot ni Botsoy sang ijang ginabunhok nga itlog haw! ;D

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« Reply #374 on: February 17, 2013, 03:22:44 PM »
ha..., ha...,ha..., nalingaw gid ko ug katawa haw, may ara pa?

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« Reply #375 on: February 17, 2013, 03:53:03 PM »
;D ::) sakto gid si butsoy,, nakatawa gid ko ani haw, indi na gid ako magpagitik sa imo ya... ;)

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« Reply #376 on: February 22, 2013, 04:48:22 PM »
GF - Binabalaan kita, malapit nang dumating ang Daddy ko!

BF - Ha, e wala naman akong ginawang masama ah?

GF - Oo nga, kaya kung may binabalak ka gawin mo na.


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« Reply #377 on: February 22, 2013, 06:36:35 PM »

Dali Makatug

  TIKYO: Las, nasuspenso ka man kuno kay natug sa pwesto ?
 
KULAS: Mao lagi, bay. Ambot ngano kon adto ko sa balay
              di ko makatug apan kon makasul-ob ko sa uniporme
              sa pwesto dali ko magduka ug makatug.
 
TIKYO: Sayon ranang problemaha,bay.
 
KULAS: Unsaon man bay?
 
TIKYO: Aron makatug ka sa inyo balay,pag-uniporme.


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« Reply #378 on: February 25, 2013, 03:34:20 PM »
BF kasama si GF sa kwarto

GF: Hon, bakit may dalawang pirasong butil ng bigas dito sa drawer mo?

BF: Hon, aaminin ako sayo. Pag nagsisinungaling ako sayo, naglalagay ako ng isang butil ng bigas dyan.

GF: (kinilig) Wow. Mag lilimang buwan na tayo, 2 beses ka pa lang nagsinungaling sa akin. Iloveyou hon. :"> Eh bakit may 32 pesos dito?

BF: Umabot na kase ng isang kilo hon eh. Kaya binenta ko na. Sayang eh. >:))

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« Reply #379 on: February 26, 2013, 09:45:09 AM »
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« Reply #380 on: February 26, 2013, 10:14:06 AM »

Speaker: Who among u had xperience 2 have sex with a ghost?


(a farmer raises his hand)

Speaker: Really? How does it feel 2 have sex wd a ghost?

Farmer: Ai pastilan abi kog goats! Pastilan!




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« Reply #381 on: February 26, 2013, 01:51:09 PM »
Boy:tandaan mu lhat ng sa2bihin ko dhil imp0rtante ito?
Girl: ok anu ba sasabhin mu??
Boy:ahmmm',' mahal na mahal kita lagi m0ng tandaan na andito lng aq, lagi sa tabi mu...!!
Boy: anu natandaan mu bA??
Girl: (kinilig) ah oo naman,
Boy: good pakisabi yan sa bestfriend mu, ahH. Tnx!!


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« Reply #382 on: March 06, 2013, 04:08:44 PM »
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« Reply #383 on: March 06, 2013, 04:12:03 PM »
BUKNOY - bakit hindi mo ako kayang mahalin Inday?..age doesn't matter naman di ba?..e ano kung 13 ako at 23 ka na?..

INDAY - buknoy,..ang pag ibig ko ay naglalaman ng maseselang TEMA, LENGGUWAHE, KARAHASAN, SEXUAL at DROGA na hindi angkop sa mga bata....,,,hahahaha!!!

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« Reply #384 on: March 06, 2013, 04:53:43 PM »
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« Reply #385 on: March 06, 2013, 05:00:35 PM »
mister: "happy birthday, darling!"

misis: "thank you! nasan ang regalo mo sa akin?"

mister: "ay oo nga pala! nakikita mo ba yung BMW kulay pula na nakaparada sa kanto?"

misis: "OMG! oo! oo! diyos ko, hindi ako makapaniwala!"

mister: "binili kita ng toothbrush na kaparehong-kapareho ng kulay nun!"

misis: "@#%*& leche! lumayas ka sa harap ko!"



;D

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« Reply #386 on: March 06, 2013, 05:01:49 PM »
Boy: what course are you taking up?
Girl: Bs nursing, how about you?
Boy: Bs falling in love major in you!
Girl: Really? Do you know that i am planning to shift to a course BSBK-WKC
Boy: huh?
Girl: Bachelor of science in basted ka, major in wala kang chance...


#ouch! ;D

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« Reply #387 on: March 06, 2013, 05:02:22 PM »
Girl: Anong gawa mo?

Boy: Wala. Gusto mo, GAWA tayo?

heheheheh ;D ::) ::)

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« Reply #388 on: March 06, 2013, 05:03:06 PM »
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« Reply #389 on: March 06, 2013, 05:04:21 PM »
On wedding night, man asks wife: Akala ko ba first boyfriend mo ko? Bakit hindi ka na virgin?

Wife: Ikaw talaga ang first boyfriend ko. Yung iba, customers ko lang. Peks man!


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« Reply #390 on: March 25, 2013, 10:07:18 AM »
Nanay

si to bol gani ang papa ini?.... ;D
Nanay: Bakasyon na magpatuli na ka.
Toto: Ngano gid nga magpatuli man ko.
       Way pa man gani si Tatay nga kadako-dako ang penis niya.
Nanay: Sagdi na siya Toto, nabansay na gid ko sa iya.

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« Reply #391 on: June 24, 2013, 03:09:02 PM »
Asawa : bulag ta bulag, unggoy kang dako. Unggoy! Unggoy!
Bana : Di bulag kung bulag bakulaw ka ! Gorilya !
Kumpare : Mare ug pare dali ra gud kuyog mo nako.
Asawa ug bana (dungan): Ngano man pare, asa man ta paingon?
Kumpare : Ibalik ta mo sa lasang.


Bwahaha! ;D

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« Reply #392 on: June 24, 2013, 03:11:10 PM »
Asawa : Nganong gidala man nimo diri sa balay kanang trabaho nimo?
Bana : Dinalian man gud ni pangga mao nga gidala a lang nako.
Asawa : Pistiha ani uy! Ikaw ray embalsamador nga nagdalag trabaho sa balay!


Yataps! :P

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« Reply #393 on: June 24, 2013, 03:15:30 PM »
duha ka manag amigo...

hubz: pre ni adan og eva gyud diay ta gikan noh..
bulbs: dili pre oi gikan kuno ta sa ubggoy ingon akong mamag papa...
hubz: pre ayaw iapil apil imong pamilya pre....
bulbs: bangas ka! tulion tka ron..

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« Reply #394 on: June 24, 2013, 03:21:56 PM »
duha ka manag amigo...

hubz: pre ni adan og eva gyud diay ta gikan noh..
bulbs: dili pre oi gikan kuno ta sa ubggoy ingon akong mamag papa...
hubz: pre ayaw iapil apil imong pamilya pre....
bulbs: bangas ka! tulion tka ron..

Bwahaha! Wa kaha ka masayop, Bay Vots? Si Bulbs ba jud ang kaestorya ni Hubz?

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« Reply #395 on: June 24, 2013, 03:27:57 PM »
Bulbs: Pre, nganong nanabi man ka nga nawong kog unggoy? Tulion ta ka ron.
Hubz: Wa ko moingon nga nawong kag unggoy, Pre, akong giingon ang unggoy parehag nawong nimo.
Bulbs: Aw lagi, klaroha ba!

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« Reply #396 on: June 24, 2013, 03:29:42 PM »
Bwahaha! Wa kaha ka masayop, Bay Vots? Si Bulbs ba jud ang kaestorya ni Hubz?

aw sorry si sir bulbs diay... bwahahaha

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« Reply #397 on: June 24, 2013, 03:33:37 PM »
Bulbs: Pre, nganong nanabi man ka nga nawong kog unggoy? Tulion ta ka ron.
Hubz: Wa ko moingon nga nawong kag unggoy, Pre, akong giingon ang unggoy parehag nawong nimo.
Bulbs: Aw lagi, klaroha ba!

samot! bwahaha  vice versa raman na oi...

Bulbs: sagdi lang nawong og unggoy pre daghsn man og $....

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« Reply #398 on: June 24, 2013, 04:07:25 PM »
samot! bwahaha  vice versa raman na oi...

Bulbs: sagdi lang nawong og unggoy pre daghsn man og $....

Agoi, ayaw iliko, Bay Vots. Di ka hadlok tulion? ;D

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« Reply #399 on: June 24, 2013, 04:11:37 PM »
hadlok intawn lisud man gud ning tuli nata nya tulion pa jud... puedi botangan nalang og boletas...

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