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Votives · « **Reply #200 on:** November 14, 2012, 03:07:37 PM »

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Pikoy · « **Reply #201 on:** November 14, 2012, 03:11:16 PM »

>Go to Google
>Type callhim (make sure all one word) into the search bar.. hit enter..
>Click on the first link that pops up
>Type in your name
>Press "Go"

nice Lolla:

"GOD is LOVE all the time & all the Time LOVE is GOD".

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hubag bohol · « **Reply #202 on:** November 14, 2012, 03:11:40 PM »

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Lollapalooza · « **Reply #203 on:** November 14, 2012, 03:48:37 PM »

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Pikoy · « **Reply #204 on:** November 17, 2012, 07:38:56 PM »

sa kol center

Cust: hiillo! wala kasi yung bell ng pon namin???

Call center Agent: Hindi naman po ba nabagsak yung phone?

Cust: Hende namanâ€¦

Call center Agent: Kailan pa po ito nagsimula?

Cust: Ang alen?

Call center Agent: .Na hindi po nagri-ring yung phone?

Cust: Nagre-reng naman ah?!

Call center Agent: Di ba wala pong ring?

Cust: Hende! yong BELL!.. yong lestahan nong babayaran namin!!!

Call center Agent: aahhhâ€¦ yung BILL?!!!

(hende kase nagve-verefie maboteâ€¦ tsk, tsk, tskâ€¦)pagkalaay lang gyud..

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fdaray · « **Reply #205 on:** November 18, 2012, 01:08:06 PM »

Ha..., ha...,ha...,

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Pikoy · « **Reply #206 on:** November 18, 2012, 01:26:52 PM »

Sa isang contest, interview portion

Ano ga2win mo pag gumising ka
na may ktabing $1M?...

KANO: go on a world tour

HAPON: put up a bizniz

PINOY: 2log napud para
mahimong $2M!!!hehehe

pagkatapulan lang gyud oi!!

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Pikoy · « **Reply #207 on:** November 18, 2012, 01:31:33 PM »

Boy: nganu mura man kag nhadlok?

Girl: hapit kaha ko ma rape diha sa unahan, may gani naa koy kwarta.

Boy: unya emu na lang gihatag imung kwarta?

Girl: wala oi nag hotel nalang mi kay lain sad kayug diha rami sa daplin.

jajaja pagka boring lang gyud sa adlaw!

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Pikoy · « **Reply #208 on:** November 18, 2012, 01:40:28 PM »

sa bahay ni tatay kanor

Tatay: Laki ng PLDT bills dito sa bahay. i donâ€™t use this phone naman, i use my office phone.

Nanay: Same here. I use my work phone.

Anak: Me too, i use my company phone.

Inday: So whatâ€™s the problem? We all use the phone in our work, di ba?

wala lang...

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Lollapalooza · « **Reply #209 on:** November 18, 2012, 01:48:18 PM »

Pare1: Pre, nalasing ba ako kagabe?

Pare2: Hindi naman! Hinagis mo lang yung pusa namin sabay sigaw...
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GO PICACHU !!
THUNDERBOLT ATTACK !!

walleeyyy...

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Lollapalooza · « **Reply #210 on:** November 18, 2012, 01:51:47 PM »

Unsa man ang two words, usa tagalog usa english, na kung i sumpay kay same japun ug meaning?!
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eh di

CLEAN-LINIS (cleanliness)

weellliii?

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Pikoy · « **Reply #211 on:** November 18, 2012, 01:53:30 PM »

May kuwento ako sayo pare:

Ito pakinggan mo:

Nakasakay ako sa bus bandang likuran kaninang umaga. Ang tindi siguro ng pag mamahalan nong dalawa. Naglalambingan ,naghahalikan, at kung ano ano pa ang pinagagawa .maya-maya di na nakatiis yong babae inilabas yung suso at sinuso naman nong lalaki.

Pedro: Wow !.. Matindi nga .

Juan:Matindi talaga! Ang babata pa naman.

Pedro: Mga ilang taon pare?

Juan: â€œYong babaeâ€¦ mga 18 years old siguro.

Pero yong lalaki mas bata â€¦ siguro mga mag dadalawang taon..

nayahahahhah..kala mo ha!

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Pikoy · « **Reply #212 on:** November 18, 2012, 01:57:24 PM »

GO PICACHU !!
THUNDERBOLT ATTACK !!

walleeyyy...

hi lolla, gunayden!! musta? (r - t. h. e.) na lagi ka ron?

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Lollapalooza · « **Reply #213 on:** November 18, 2012, 01:58:45 PM »

hi lolla, gunayden!! musta? (r - t. h. e.) na lagi ka ron?

$:-\$ ako arte? pagsure...

ikaw ra man ang dili managad..so wala na lang pod ko.. alangan ug mamugos ko nimo nga tagdon ko nimo kung di gyud ka..

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Pikoy · « **Reply #214 on:** November 18, 2012, 02:07:19 PM »

si manny sa interbyu

Reporter: Ngayong nanalo ka Manny, anong pasalubong mo kay Jinkee?

Manny: Ibon syempre. Mahilig sya dun e.

Reporter: Ibon? Anong klaseng ibon?

Manny: Yung mga lipstek, pangmik up ba? Basta mga Ibon products! Yo know.

you know!!hehe

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Pikoy · « **Reply #215 on:** November 18, 2012, 02:11:52 PM »

$:-\$ ako arte? pagsure...

ikaw ra man ang dili managad..so wala na lang pod ko.. alangan ug mamugos ko nimo nga tagdon ko nimo kung di gyud ka..

waleyyyyyy... ahat man hhehe,, y hang over? haha

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Lollapalooza · « **Reply #216 on:** November 18, 2012, 02:12:33 PM »

waleyyyyyy... ahat man hhehe,, y hang over? haha

slight heheheh

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Pikoy · « **Reply #217 on:** November 18, 2012, 02:15:02 PM »

slight heheheh

islayht?? madutlan pa diay kag hang over la..!??..

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Lollapalooza · « **Reply #218 on:** November 18, 2012, 02:17:10 PM »

islayht?? madutlan pa diay kag hang over la..!??..

Mindanao Reggae Festival gabie... wala mi nanan-aw.. naa ra mi sa kilid kilid nag inom minaw lang heheheh

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Pikoy · « **Reply #219 on:** November 18, 2012, 02:26:59 PM »

Mindanao Reggae Festival gabie... wala mi nanan-aw.. naa ra mi sa kilid kilid nag inom minaw lang heheheh

tsk tsk pasuya mn ka la oi..mingaw narabakog lingaw2x da..heheh sagdi lang maasa raman na puhn..heheh

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Lollapalooza · « **Reply #220 on:** November 18, 2012, 02:28:48 PM »

tsk tsk pasuya mn ka la oi..mingaw narabakog lingaw2x da..heheh sagdi lang maasa raman na puhn..heheh

hehehe wala ko nagpagsuya.. just telling the truth lang..

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Pikoy · « **Reply #221 on:** November 18, 2012, 02:48:19 PM »

hehehe wala ko nagpagsuya.. just telling the truth lang..

weeee hubog aii...

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Lollapalooza · « **Reply #222 on:** November 18, 2012, 02:49:19 PM »

weeee hubog aii...

ngek.. may pa ka buot-buot..

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Pikoy · « **Reply #223 on:** November 18, 2012, 02:52:26 PM »

ngek.. may pa ka buot-buot..

bahal pa la ohh..hehehe

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Lollapalooza · « **Reply #224 on:** November 18, 2012, 02:53:04 PM »

bahal pa la ohh..hehehe

imo lang na..

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Pikoy · « **Reply #225 on:** November 18, 2012, 03:08:00 PM »

imo lang na..

b ari bi kay akong iyarok ug deritso..

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BolBuhol · « **Reply #226 on:** November 18, 2012, 07:55:19 PM »

bahal toba:

ontoy: pare pansot matay gasto kaayo sigi inom oi manimaho pa jod ta ug ta e
inig ka ugma.
pansot: kay unsa diay imong ginainom pre ontoy?
ontoy: bahal mahal na kaayo ang osang galon
pansot: aw kini mas maayo pre para walay gasto
ontoy: unsa man pre.
pansot: kaon ka na lang ta e pre aron manimaho ka bahal inig ka ogma

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Votives · « **Reply #227 on:** November 19, 2012, 09:24:43 AM »

more pa.... lingaw ko basa...

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fdaray · « **Reply #228 on:** November 19, 2012, 11:50:53 AM »

Asa man dapit gitikon aron makatawa.

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Pikoy · « **Reply #229 on:** November 19, 2012, 12:48:29 PM »

Asa man dapit gitikon aron makatawa.

sa kigow sir..

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fdaray · « **Reply #230 on:** November 19, 2012, 02:00:51 PM »

Nabuntis si Inday.
Anak: (naghilak) Nay disgrasya man gud ning akong pagkabuntis.
Inahan: (suko kaayo) Unsay disgrasya, nabanggaan kag o _ _ n
sa karsada

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hubag bohol · « **Reply #231 on:** November 19, 2012, 02:56:11 PM »

Nabuntis si Inday.
Anak: (naghilak) Nay disgrasya man gud ning akong pagkabuntis.
Inahan: (suko kaayo) Unsay disgrasya, nabanggaan kag o _ _ n
sa karsada

Bwahaha! Nagkaangkang nga galakaw, nataopan hinuon!

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Pikoy · « **Reply #232 on:** November 19, 2012, 03:44:48 PM »

Nabuntis si Inday.
Anak: (naghilak) Nay disgrasya man gud ning akong pagkabuntis.
Inahan: (suko kaayo) Unsay disgrasya, nabanggaan kag o _ _ n
sa karsada

nadisgrasya nahulogan ni Pikoy pagkahuman ug kaug panihapon..

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hubag bohol · « **Reply #233 on:** November 19, 2012, 04:32:34 PM »

nadisgrasya nahulogan ni Pikoy pagkahuman ug kaug panihapon..

Nahulogan? Nag-handstand galing si Inday...

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BolBuhol · « **Reply #234 on:** November 19, 2012, 05:04:53 PM »

Pre 1: Pre unsay e ingon sa babae kung pagkahuman ug labinglabing
Pre 2: Kuan pre kalamiiiiii,,,
Pre 1: Dili pre
Pre 2: Maayo imong pirformance.
Pre 1: Dili gihapon pre
Pre 2: Kagilok
Pre 1: Dili pre,
Pre 2: Kay unsa man diay pre?
Pre 1: Asang trapo kay sapnot kaayo.

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hubag bohol · « **Reply #235 on:** November 19, 2012, 05:16:06 PM »

He he, sapnot hang sip-on nga manugpilit sang tangkugo...

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Lollapalooza · « **Reply #236 on:** November 20, 2012, 01:24:24 PM »

Teacher: If you give P100 to your friend but he only needs P50, how much will he return to you?

Student: Nothing !!

Teacher: You donâ€™t know Math!!

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Student: Maâ€™am, you donâ€™t know my friends!

weh..

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bugsay · « **Reply #237 on:** November 20, 2012, 01:24:48 PM »

Nabuntis si Inday.
Anak: (naghilak) Nay disgrasya man gud ning akong pagkabuntis.
Inahan: (suko kaayo) Unsay disgrasya, nabanggaan kag o _ _ n
sa karsada

bwahahaha!;D
kanang lain na pod sir fd.

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Pikoy · « **Reply #238 on:** November 20, 2012, 08:53:15 PM »

Si kuya Himatyon

Anak: 'Nay! 'Nay! Si kuya mamamatay na yata.

Nanay: Bakit anak, ano'ng nangyayari sa kuya mo?!

Anak: Nandoon sa kuwarto...Nangingisay, tumitirik ang mata, at bumubula ang t-t!

arang gajud..

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Pikoy · « **Reply #239 on:** November 20, 2012, 09:07:40 PM »

Bulag: Close your eyesâ€¦

Pilay: Give me your hand darlingâ€¦

Bingi: Do you hear my heart beating?

Bobo: Do you understand?

Manhid: Do you feel the same?

Dukha: Am I only dreaming?

Bumbero: Is this burning? An eternal flame!

Pipi: Say my name

Baliw: Sunshine through the rain

Kawawa: My whole life, so lonely

Ilusyonada: then youâ€™ve come and ease the pain

Martyr: I dont wanna lose this feeling..

Salingpusa: Ohhhâ€¦

haha gets mo?? kung wala kantahin mo nalang..

pag kalaay man..

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fdaray · « **Reply #240 on:** November 20, 2012, 09:54:12 PM »

Sulod sa klase.
Teacher:Kinsay makamemorize og poem
Estoy: Ako mam
Teacher:Yes, recite it in the class.
Estoy: A Youth
Oh thin youth
Sailing in the bay lot,
Moving the low boat,
Singing the bee song,
Oh how wonderful,
Being a youth,
A youth there,
A youth here,
A youth anywhere.
Teacher: Very,very,very good.

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hubag bohol · « **Reply #241 on:** November 21, 2012, 07:44:37 PM »

Di na virgin kon maohon, kay na-euthanasia...

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Lollapalooza · « **Reply #242 on:** November 24, 2012, 12:45:30 PM »

TONYO: â€œMiss, isa ngang siopao, yung babae ha! â€
WAITRESS: â€œBabaeng siopao?? â€
TONYO: â€œOo,yung papel na sapin, kumbaga napkin!! â€
WAITRESS: â€œAh, ganun ba! Eâ€™ lalaking siopao po lang ang nandito.
TONYO: â€œLalake?â€
WAITRESS: â€œOpo, may itlog sa loob.

wasese..

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Lollapalooza · « **Reply #243 on:** November 24, 2012, 12:45:49 PM »

COMMON FILIPINO MISTAKE:

Nanay: "anak , isara mo un pinto bago ka lumabas"

pagsure inahan...

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Pikoy · « **Reply #244 on:** November 24, 2012, 12:51:19 PM »

COMMON FILIPINO MISTAKE:

Nanay: "anak , isara mo un pinto bago ka lumabas"

pagsure inahan...

weeee..anyong he seyo Lolla..unsay balita?

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Lollapalooza · « **Reply #245 on:** November 24, 2012, 12:55:14 PM »

weeee..anyong he seyo Lolla..unsay balita?

Madayaw Sir Piks... aw maayo ra man..pahulay ra dire sa balay... ikaw diha? unsay negosyo? hehehe

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Pikoy · « **Reply #246 on:** November 24, 2012, 01:03:00 PM »

Madayaw Sir Piks... aw maayo ra man..pahulay ra dire sa balay... ikaw diha? unsay negosyo? hehehe

Madayaw madam lolla.. aw maayo..pahulay nga dalang ehemmm...heheeh..ok rapod intawon nag dok2x napud,, negosyo kog shebu ngari...ahahahh..

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Lollapalooza · « **Reply #247 on:** November 24, 2012, 01:04:50 PM »

Madayaw madam lolla.. aw maayo..pahulay nga dalang ehemmm...heheeh..ok rapod intawon nag dok2x napud,, negosyo kog shebu ngari...ahahahh..

pahulay nga dalang dokdok ug fb..

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Pikoy · « **Reply #248 on:** November 24, 2012, 01:12:04 PM »

pahulay nga dalang dokdok ug fb..

awwww...

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Lollapalooza · « **Reply #249 on:** November 24, 2012, 01:12:58 PM »

awwww...

nagpaabot ko mahuman ug download ning bag-o sa twilight hehehe

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Pikoy · « **Reply #250 on:** November 24, 2012, 01:23:50 PM »

nagpaabot ko mahuman ug download ning bag-o sa twilight hehehe

naana man ko ana Lolla hanap man deli ko ganahan mo tan aw oi

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Lollapalooza · « **Reply #251 on:** November 24, 2012, 01:29:39 PM »

naana man ko ana Lolla hanap man deli ko ganahan mo tan aw oi

aw kung hanap akong maDL karon, usab na pod hehehehe

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Lollapalooza · « **Reply #252 on:** November 24, 2012, 02:21:09 PM »

PARE1: BRAD! Ano yung nabalitaan ko na under ka raw sa misis mo?

PARE2: SINO? AKO? Eh kani-kanina lang sinigawan ko pa nga misis ko brad eh.

PARE1: Ahh tsismis lang pala yun. Eh bakit mo pala sinigawan misis mo brad?

PARE2: Ah kasi yung misis ko brad sobra na. Biruin mo, naghuhugas pa ako ng pinggan tapos pag lalabahin na naman ako. TSK!

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Lollapalooza · « **Reply #253 on:** November 24, 2012, 02:36:31 PM »

Sampung mga daliri, nawala ang lima, hinanap ko, hinanap ko,
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Na sayo pala. â™¥

Yeeeee. kagilook. Haha. ;">

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Votives · « **Reply #254 on:** November 26, 2012, 08:51:09 AM »

HHWW diay neth... wow ka sweet..

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fdaray · « **Reply #255 on:** November 26, 2012, 02:23:55 PM »

Si Intoy usa ka bungi. Ulitawo na siya.
Usa ka gabii, wa nakauli .
Inahan: Asa ka gabii Intoy.
Intoy: Didto ko uyab. Layat mi
Inahan: Asa mo nanglayat?
Intoy: Layat mi Nay, kanang guwa,natot-natot tubig diyo.
Inahan: Hala..., Intoy kamao na jod ka.

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Votives · « **Reply #256 on:** November 26, 2012, 05:55:27 PM »

kamao na unta si intoy pero kanga lang gihapon...

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Pikoy · « **Reply #257 on:** November 26, 2012, 06:03:12 PM »

Si Intoy usa ka bungi. Ulitawo na siya.
Usa ka gabii, wa nakauli .
Inahan: Asa ka gabii Intoy.
Intoy: Didto ko uyab. Layat mi
Inahan: Asa mo nanglayat?
Intoy: Layat mi Nay, kanang guwa,natot-natot tubig diyo.
Inahan: Hala..., Intoy kamao na jod ka.

hahaha si intoy ana uga, ana tinil, ana diyo huyot untaun na ato ani yon sumbrono ong emi angga sa swagging ehyot ayang ......

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Pikoy · « **Reply #258 on:** November 26, 2012, 06:06:55 PM »

Sampung mga daliri, nawala ang lima, hinanap ko, hinanap ko,
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Na sayo pala. â™¥

Yeeeee. kagilook. Haha. ;">

pagkahilig ug pagilok sa akong lolla oi!!

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Votives · « **Reply #259 on:** November 26, 2012, 06:10:05 PM »

sweet kaau imong lolla bai piks... dili na jud ka kabiya anah..

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fdaray · « **Reply #260 on:** November 26, 2012, 06:12:29 PM »

pagkahilig ug pagilok sa akong lolla oi!!

ha.., ha..., ha..... ibta na

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Pikoy · « **Reply #261 on:** November 26, 2012, 06:19:14 PM »

ha.., ha..., ha..... ibta na

ang gieeeeeeoooohlok..??

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Lollapalooza · « **Reply #262 on:** November 27, 2012, 09:11:30 AM »

pagkahilig ug pagilok sa akong lolla oi!!

atotz... lolla jud nimo hahahaha fwedi maulaw?!?!

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hubag bohol · « **Reply #263 on:** November 27, 2012, 09:46:11 AM »

pagkahilig ug pagilok sa akong lolla oi!!

sweet kaau imong lolla bai piks... dili na jud ka kabiya anah..

He he, nagawngan na jud ang pikoy? As in hiniktan?

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Votives · « **Reply #264 on:** November 27, 2012, 12:06:37 PM »

atotz... lolla jud nimo hahahaha fwedi maulaw?!?!

LQ...

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Pikoy · « **Reply #265 on:** November 27, 2012, 12:27:32 PM »

atotz... lolla jud nimo hahahaha fwedi maulaw?!?!

lain raba si pikoy ug maulaw lolla nako, kay mutoyhakaw deli mudongo..

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Pikoy · « **Reply #266 on:** November 27, 2012, 12:31:43 PM »

He he, nagawngan na jud ang pikoy? As in hiniktan?

gigawngang ug bolitas nya hiniktan ug nylon nga giaroyosan..

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Pikoy · « **Reply #267 on:** November 27, 2012, 12:34:50 PM »

sweet kaau imong lolla bai piks... dili na jud ka kabiya anah..

sweet haneypay malong tay..

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fdaray · « **Reply #268 on:** November 27, 2012, 12:37:02 PM »

lain raba si pikoy ug maulaw lolla nako, kay mutoyhakaw deli mudongo..

kasayon ra pagpaluyahon si pokoy,butangan lag ice ang tumoy.

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Pikoy · « **Reply #269 on:** November 27, 2012, 12:55:52 PM »

kasayon ra pagpaluyahon si pokoy,butangan lag ice ang tumoy.

haha butangag ice ug condense sa tumoy laming tupsan murag ice candy pikoy flavored..

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Votives · « **Reply #270 on:** November 27, 2012, 01:17:17 PM »

wow kalami naba ana kan-on oi murag chupachups...

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Pikoy · « **Reply #271 on:** November 27, 2012, 01:25:47 PM »

wow kalami naba ana kan-on oi murag chupachups...

oi ganahan diay kag ice candy nga pikoy flavored bai vots agoy!!..echusira aiiii...

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Lollapalooza · « **Reply #272 on:** November 27, 2012, 02:02:33 PM »

PEDRO: Pareng JUAN, pakitranslate naman itong sulat galing kay Samantha, penpal ko sa US. Hindi ko maintindihan yung sulat, english kase. Pakitranslate lang. Babasahin ko na.
JUAN: OK. Walang problema!
PEDRO: My dearest PEDRO
JUAN: Ikaw yun.
PEDRO: Oo ako yun. How I long for your arms.
JUAN: Pano daw humaba yung braso mo?
PEDRO: Hindi naman mahaba yung braso ko.
JUAN: Eh hindi ko alam, yun yung tanong nya.
PEDRO: The first time I saw your picture, I felt happy.
JUAN: Nilagare daw nya yung litrato mo. Natuwa daw sya nung nilagare nya.
PEDRO: Baket naman? You have beautiful eyes.
JUAN: Pangbabae daw yung mata mo. Ayaw siguro sa pangbabaeng mata kaya nya nilagare.
PEDRO: Eh bat kailangan pang lagariin? Pwede namang guntingin na lang. I lost your picture last week.
JUAN: Winala daw nya yung picture.
PEDRO: Sana sinoli nalang nya! But i felt glad when i saw it again.
JUAN: Natuwa daw sya nung nilagare nya ulit yung picture.
PEDRO: Akala ko ba winala nya?
JUAN: Oo nga. Hindi ko din alam.
PEDRO: Even though you wrote me in Filipino, and I didn't understand your letter, I appreciate the thought.
JUAN: Kahit Filipino ka daw at hindi sya marunong magbasa, natutuwa sya na nag-iisip ka.
PEDRO: Hindi sya marunong magbasa? Tingin nya sa mga Pilipino, hindi nag-iisip?
JUAN: Siguro.
PEDRO: I hope you can send me more pictures.
JUAN: Padalahan mo daw sya ng litrato ng sigarilyo.
PEDRO: Baket?
JUAN: Ewan ko. Yung "More" daw.
PEDRO: Pwede naman ang champion bakit more pa! I'm sure you won't mind?

JUAN: Sigurado daw syang hindi ka nag-iisip. May smile pa.
PEDRO: Loko pala yan 'e!
JUAN: Oo nga.
PEDRO: Pards, paki sulatan nga. Sabihin mo lang na hindi ko na babasahin ang mga sulat nya, At hindi na din ako magsusulat sa kanya! At paalam na sa kanya!
JUAN: Sige sige... Eto na tapos na!!!! ("Dear Samantha, I am no read, no write.")

yowwnnnn oh... hehehe

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Lollapalooza · « **Reply #273 on:** November 27, 2012, 02:03:11 PM »

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Chongki · « **Reply #274 on:** November 27, 2012, 02:05:52 PM »

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Lollapalooza · « **Reply #275 on:** November 27, 2012, 04:14:04 PM »

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Pikoy · « **Reply #276 on:** November 27, 2012, 04:19:55 PM »

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hubag bohol · « **Reply #277 on:** November 29, 2012, 09:38:11 AM »

Tobol: Bay, imo man daw gitug-anan ang akong uyab nga pisot ko?

Pikoy: Wa bay oi, ako ra siyang giingnan nga hapit na ka tulion.

Tobol: Aw lagi, abi nakog nitug-an ka.

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fdaray · « **Reply #278 on:** December 02, 2012, 08:35:43 PM »

Magtiayon mga senyor na.
Bana: Nagmenopause na man jod ka.
Asawa: Ikaw...., mikupos na pod ang imoha.

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Pikoy · « **Reply #279 on:** December 02, 2012, 09:55:24 PM »

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fdaray · « **Reply #280 on:** December 03, 2012, 06:30:45 PM »

Nagpustahay ang tulo, tag P100, kon kinsay way tuli.
Bentoy: Tan-awa, (gipakita ang buli) tuli ko oy.
Estoy: Ako tuli sad,o (gipakita sad ang buli).
Pikoy: Ako na gid ning P300, (gikuha). Tan-awa . way gid tuli ko e.
(gipakita ang iyang pikoy nga way tuli.) daog ko e.

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Pikoy · « **Reply #281 on:** December 03, 2012, 06:36:55 PM »

Nagpustahay ang tulo, tag P100, kon kinsay way tuli.
Bentoy: Tan-awa, (gipakita ang buli) tuli ko oy.
Estoy: Ako tuli sad,o (gipakita sad ang buli).
Pikoy: Ako na gid ning P300, (gikuha). Tan-awa . way gid tuli ko e.
(gipakita ang iyang pikoy nga way tuli.) daog ko e.

yeaaaaaaaaaahhhh daug pikoy sombrono ddng emi angga swagging......

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fdaray · « **Reply #282 on:** December 03, 2012, 06:44:30 PM »

yeaaaaaaaaaahhhh daug pikoy sombrono ddng emi angga swagging......

ha..., ha...., ha..., taga-i kog barato Koy.

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Pikoy · « **Reply #283 on:** December 03, 2012, 07:04:52 PM »

ha..., ha...., ha..., taga-i kog barato Koy.

tik2x lay imo bossing.............

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fdaray · « **Reply #284 on:** December 05, 2012, 01:57:21 PM »

Alas dose sa udto. Mga bata ,nanagyon sa tindahan sa Insik.
Mananaygon; Mikanta...,Silent night, Holy night..,all is
calm....... Jingle bell..., jingle bell
Insik: Unsa kadasi silent night, udto totok, unsa kadasi
all is cam. saba satyanan, hasta tao agi-agi. Unsa
kadasi jingle bell..., wa mo da linganay.

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hubag bohol · « **Reply #285 on:** December 06, 2012, 11:29:12 AM »

Bwahaha! Nabali akong gusok sa pagkinatawa!

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Lollapalooza · « **Reply #286 on:** December 07, 2012, 03:46:43 PM »

-eksena sa jeep!

girl: manong bayad.

driver: saan galing to?

girl: estudyante, nursing, St. Paul bagong sakay.

boy: (nayabangan, nagbayad ng 500 pesos)manong bayad.

driver: (galit) ilan dito sa 500?!

boy: isa lang. Keep the change, seaman, bagong sakay lang.

babae: (nayabangan din, nag abot ng 1,000)bayad, paki lang.

driver: wala bang mas maliit dito? Wala akong maisukli dito.

babae: sa'yo na lang ang sukli manong, TEACHER ako, bagong loan sa GSIS.

wallleyyy kayo sa titser kow... heheheheh

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Lollapalooza · « **Reply #287 on:** December 07, 2012, 03:47:28 PM »

NEW SCHOOL DICTIONARY:

ALLOWANCE - A force that motivates you to go to school.
BONUS - The key to pass the exam.
I.D. - Alternative ruler to draw a straight line.
STUDYING - Causes sleepiness faster than a sleeping pills.
UNIFORM - Where you wipe your wet hands after going to C.R.
TOMORROW - Deadline.
CLINIC - Home for best actors and actresses.
BREAK- Most enjoyable subject.
BALLPEN - Device used to draw something on the desk.
NERD - Bestfriend during exams.
CLASSMATE - Source of paper.

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fdaray · « **Reply #288 on:** December 07, 2012, 07:22:26 PM »

ha..., ha..., ha.. naapay lain.

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hubag bohol · « **Reply #289 on:** December 07, 2012, 10:14:36 PM »

Nagpustahay ang tulo, tag P100, kon kinsay way tuli.
Bentoy: Tan-awa, (gipakita ang buli) tuli ko oy.
Estoy: Ako tuli sad,o (gipakita sad ang buli).
Pikoy: Ako na gid ning P300, (gikuha). Tan-awa . way gid tuli ko e.
(gipakita ang iyang pikoy nga way tuli.) daog ko e.

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fdaray · « **Reply #290 on:** December 08, 2012, 08:30:16 PM »

Unsay Tambal

Pare Imok: Unsay may tambal ning akong namok Pre nga dili naman
makalakaw.
Pare Tikyo :Gidungoy man na Pre.Sayon ra ang tambal ana Pre.
Pre Imok: Unsay man Pre ang tambal.
Pare Tikyo:Patumara lang na Pre ug Tiwas silin, ug dili pa gyod maayo
Pre, tingala ang tutunlan ug Kutsilyo selin.
Pare Imok. ha,...ha...,ha...,

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Lollapalooza · « **Reply #291 on:** December 15, 2012, 06:30:09 PM »

alangan na man ug magsinagpa-ay sila...

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Lollapalooza · « **Reply #292 on:** December 15, 2012, 06:35:28 PM »

VICE: "Sandali, may nakalimutan ako!"
VHONG: "Ano yon?"
VICE: "Shunga ka? Nakalimutan nga eh!

waleeyyy keu..

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Lollapalooza · « **Reply #293 on:** December 15, 2012, 06:39:39 PM »

~~laay gud~~

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Pikoy · « **Reply #294 on:** December 15, 2012, 06:40:23 PM »

Unsay Tambal

Pare Imok: Unsay may tambal ning akong namok Pre nga dili naman
makalakaw.
Pare Tikyo :Gidungoy man na Pre.Sayon ra ang tambal ana Pre.
Pre Imok: Unsay man Pre ang tambal.
Pare Tikyo:Patumara lang na Pre ug Tiwas silin, ug dili pa gyod maayo
Pre, tingala ang tutunlan ug Kutsilyo selin.
Pare Imok. ha,...ha...,ha...,

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Pikoy · « **Reply #295 on:** December 15, 2012, 06:41:33 PM »

VICE: "Sandali, may nakalimutan ako!"
VHONG: "Ano yon?"
VICE: "Shunga ka? Nakalimutan nga eh!

waleeyyy keu..

weee..

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Lollapalooza · « **Reply #296 on:** December 15, 2012, 06:44:31 PM »

i admit... i'm not good in Math

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Lollapalooza · « **Reply #297 on:** December 15, 2012, 06:50:58 PM »

in my dreams...hhehe

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Lollapalooza · « **Reply #298 on:** December 15, 2012, 07:02:44 PM »

Si Juan at Berto...

Berto: Tara! Bar na tayo!

Juan: Tara!

Pagdating nila sa barâ€¦.

â€œ18 BELOW ARE NOT ALLOWEDâ€

Juan: Tignan mo yung nakalagay ohh!

Berto: Oo nga eh! Sayang! Dalawa lang tayo.

Juan: Kulang! Uwi na nga lang tayo.

~~engotz~~

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Lollapalooza · « **Reply #299 on:** December 15, 2012, 07:04:53 PM »

DIWATA: Ano ang iyong kahilingan?

PANGET: Nakikita mo ang mapang ito? Dalhin mo ako sa bansang ito (New York) at sa babaeng nakalaan para sa kin.

DIWATA: Sorry, hanggang dito lng sa Pilipinas ang powers ko, iba na lang ang hilingin mo.
â€¦
PANGET: Sige, maging normal na tao ka na lng at pakasalanan mo ako.

DIWATA: Patingin nga ng mapa na yan, at baka magawan ko ng paraan!..

echowss..

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