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Re: GITIK-GITIK
« Reply #100 on: October 13, 2012, 04:33:57 PM »
binotbot sa kibot..heheh :D :D siya ra baya gyud hawod ana..hehe lolla.. :D

weehh?!?! igo ra bya ko mo participate.. ikaw gyud baya mag una una..

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« Reply #101 on: October 13, 2012, 04:46:27 PM »
weehh?!?! igo ra bya ko mo participate.. ikaw gyud baya mag una una..

sure?

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« Reply #102 on: October 13, 2012, 04:49:25 PM »
Lola: Ineng.. palimos naman.

Girl: Lola bakit po dalawa lata nyo?

Lola: Ineng, as a business woman we should think on more ways on how to develop our business. That’s why instead of associating the money I got for my daily expenditures, I invested it by putting up another branch.

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« Reply #103 on: October 13, 2012, 05:20:29 PM »
Lola: Ineng.. palimos naman.

Girl: Lola bakit po dalawa lata nyo?

Lola: Ineng, as a business woman we should think on more ways on how to develop our business. That’s why instead of associating the money I got for my daily expenditures, I invested it by putting up another branch.

weeeehh..hehe :D :D

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Re: GITIK-GITIK
« Reply #104 on: October 13, 2012, 05:33:36 PM »
3 illongga L0LAs sa M0DERN0NG PANAH0N ..

L0LA 1: baw kasakit man likod ko praktis street dancing a, cramping abi amun new steps..

L0LA 2: ako gani sakit mata ko hampang crossfire kag open ka fb ko..

L0LA 3: mayad pa kamu, ako gani hu, sakit hita ko sa padol sa frat namun.. hahaha..

tira to bol.......lamn gid namit hang jokes hang mga Lollas mo..:D ;D

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« Reply #105 on: October 13, 2012, 05:40:19 PM »
Pasahe

Sa Isang Jeep...

Pasahero: Mama, Magkano Po Yung Pasahe?

Driver: 7.50 Yung Minimum

Pasahero: (Dumukot Ito Sa Bulsa Para Kunin Yung Pera Niya, Ngunit sa Di Sinasadyang Dahilan Kulang Yung Pamasahe Niya.) Patay, Kulang Yung Pera Ko. Paano Kaya Ito? (Nag Isip Ito At Lumingon Sa Driver. Napansin Niya Na Duling Ito. Sabi Niya Sa Kanyang Sarili, Tama Duling Yung Driver Sigurado Pag Nagbigay Ako Ng 3.75 di Niya Mapapansin Na Kulang Yung Pera Ko. Kasi Doble Yung Paningin Nito. Inabot Niya Sa Driver Yung Pera.

Ngunit Laking Gulat Niya Nung May Sinabi Yung Driver Sa Kanya.

Driver: Kulang Ito!

Pasahero: Anong Kulang? Di Ba Sabi Mo 7.50 Yung Minimum?

Driver: Oo Nga 7.50 eh Dalawa Kaya Kayo.

Patay! Akala Mo Lusot Kana ha?


wehehe,...gitik gitik....

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« Reply #106 on: October 13, 2012, 05:41:54 PM »
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« Reply #107 on: October 13, 2012, 05:45:20 PM »
ang ALAK mas okay pa kaysa sa GATAS .
  mas nakakawala pa ng problema 、tapos minsan libre pa
e ang gatas? meron bang nagtreat ng gatas?
at sasabihing ......

→TARA TOL DEDE TAYO

o kaya
 
→TOL TARA HANAP TAYO NG MADEDEDE

pwede din kaya yung

→PADEDE KANA TOL BIRTHDAY MO E

o di kaya

→TOL SABIHIN MO SA SYOTA MO PADEDE SA MONTHSARY NIYO....



just saying...

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« Reply #108 on: October 13, 2012, 05:45:58 PM »

Q: an0ng similarity ng sperm at may0nnaise?


A: pareh0 clang galing itl0g at pareh0ng ladies choice

weheehe..:D


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« Reply #109 on: October 13, 2012, 05:46:51 PM »
ang ALAK mas okay pa kaysa sa GATAS .
  mas nakakawala pa ng problema 、tapos minsan libre pa
e ang gatas? meron bang nagtreat ng gatas?
at sasabihing ......

→TARA TOL DEDE TAYO

o kaya
 
→TOL TARA HANAP TAYO NG MADEDEDE

pwede din kaya yung

→PADEDE KANA TOL BIRTHDAY MO E

o di kaya

→TOL SABIHIN MO SA SYOTA MO PADEDE SA MONTHSARY NIYO....



just saying...

hehe......

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« Reply #110 on: October 13, 2012, 07:41:15 PM »
Papa: ayaw na og totoy dong kay dako na ka. para ra sa gamayng bata ang totoy.
Dodong:Ikaw lagi Pa, totoy man ka Mama, gamay pa diay ka Pa.
Papa: diay ba..., bright gyod ka dong.

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Re: GITIK-GITIK
« Reply #111 on: October 14, 2012, 01:31:21 PM »
Tatay : mag aral ka nga dun! lagi ka na lang naka hilata jan

Anak : ano po ba mapapala ko?

Tatay : tataas ang grades mo

Anak : tapos?

Tatay : makakapunta ka ng college

Anak : tapos?

Tatay : makaka kuha ka ng magandang trabaho

Anak : tapos?

Tatay : yayaman ka

Anak : tapos?

Tatay : magkakaroon ka ng mga kotse at babae

Anak : tapos?

Tatay : makakapag relax ka na

Anak : ano po ba ginagawa ko ngayon?




weeee... kala-ay na lang..

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« Reply #112 on: October 14, 2012, 02:17:57 PM »
Tatlong mgkumpare, nagiinuman:

JUAN: Alam nyo, mga pare, nung nagbubuntis pa lng misis ko, ang paborito nyang pelikula, Lord of the rings, the twin towers, kaya nung nanganak sya, ayun kambal naging anak namin

PEDRO: Aba, eh yung misis ko naman, nung nagbubuntis pa lang, mahilig siyang manuod, ng The three muskeeters, kaya nung nanganak, triplets naging anak namin.

Napansin nila na malungkot si Kulas..

Juan at Pedro: o pare bakit malungkot ka?

KULAS: Kasi mga pare, buntis ngayon ang misis ko at mahilig din siya ngayon manuod ng pelikula.

Juan at Pedro: Bakit, anu ba pinapanuod ngayon ng misis mo?

KULAS: The 300.... :(((

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« Reply #113 on: October 14, 2012, 02:29:47 PM »
Tatlong mgkumpare, nagiinuman:

JUAN: Alam nyo, mga pare, nung nagbubuntis pa lng misis ko, ang paborito nyang pelikula, Lord of the rings, the twin towers, kaya nung nanganak sya, ayun kambal naging anak namin

PEDRO: Aba, eh yung misis ko naman, nung nagbubuntis pa lang, mahilig siyang manuod, ng The three muskeeters, kaya nung nanganak, triplets naging anak namin.

Napansin nila na malungkot si Kulas..

Juan at Pedro: o pare bakit malungkot ka?

KULAS: Kasi mga pare, buntis ngayon ang misis ko at mahilig din siya ngayon manuod ng pelikula.

Juan at Pedro: Bakit, anu ba pinapanuod ngayon ng misis mo?

KULAS: The 300.... :(((

hehe Lolla...;D

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« Reply #114 on: October 14, 2012, 02:32:08 PM »
TITSER: Pedro, 1 + 3?

PEDRO: 4, Mam!

TITSER: Very good! … Kaw Juan, 3 + 1?

JUAN: Mao na! Mao na! Kon lisod na gani, ako dayon ang pangutan-on! Pabor-pabor! Abseni na lang ko oy!


wehehhe...pagka laay nlang gyud...;D

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« Reply #115 on: October 14, 2012, 02:47:01 PM »
Didto ma-assign si Miss Polazza sa kinabugoyan nga klase. Sa iyang unang adlaw, nagdrowing siyag talong sa blakbord.

“Class, unsa man ni?”

“Utin na, Mam!” Siyagit pa ni Pikol.

Nagkagot ang ngipon ni Miss Polazza tungod sa kasuko ug midagan nga naghilak padulong sa prinsipal aron magpalaban. Taudtaod, miabot ang prinsipal sa klasrum.

“Unsa na man say inyong gibuhat ron? Ikaw Pikol? Gahapon inyong gibuak ang suga, ug karon…” napahunong siya pagkakita niya sa drowing sa blakbord.

“Lechugas! Kinsa na man say nagdrowing og utin dinhi?”


Bwahaha!  ;D

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« Reply #116 on: October 14, 2012, 02:48:11 PM »
Didto ma-assign si Miss Polazza sa kinabugoyan nga klase. Sa iyang unang adlaw, nagdrowing siyag talong sa blakbord.

“Class, unsa man ni?”

“Utin na, Mam!” Siyagit pa ni Pikol.

Nagkagot ang ngipon ni Miss Polazza tungod sa kasuko ug midagan nga naghilak padulong sa prinsipal aron magpalaban. Taudtaod, miabot ang prinsipal sa klasrum.

“Unsa na man say inyong gibuhat ron? Ikaw Pikol? Gahapon inyong gibuak ang suga, ug karon…” napahunong siya pagkakita niya sa drowing sa blakbord.

“Lechugas! Kinsa na man say nagdrowing og utin dinhi?”


Bwahaha!  ;D



bwahahahahahahha

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« Reply #117 on: October 14, 2012, 02:57:26 PM »
maayo gani kay ots ra y bee sung..;D ;D bwahaha

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« Reply #118 on: October 14, 2012, 04:13:47 PM »
BOY 1: Pare girlfriend ko mala-Las Vegas ang dating! Sobrang Sexy!

BOY 2: Wala yan sa GF ko Pare. Yung akin pang model. Sobrang ganda na ang sexy-sexy pa!
(si BOY 3 sumigaw)
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BOY 3: WALA YANG GIRLFRIEND NIYO SA GIRLFRIEND KO! KAHIT SIMPLE LANG MAHAL KO YON.



Yoowwwnnn sana mga lalaki dili pilian ug babaye...

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« Reply #119 on: October 14, 2012, 04:14:15 PM »
ang pinakamaling sagot ng isang GIRL sa Job Interview ay:
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"KAHIT ANONG POSISYION PO SIR! BASTA MAKAPASOK LANG."

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« Reply #120 on: October 14, 2012, 04:14:50 PM »
PINOY HENYO
WORD: *KUTSILYO*
Boy1: Tao?
Boy2: Hindi!
Boy1: Bagay?
Boy2: Oo!
Boy1: Sa bahay?
Boy2: Oo! Oo!
Boy1: Sa kusina ba?
Boy2: Oo! Oo!
Boy1: Ginagamit sa pagluluto?
Boy2: Hindi!
Boy1: Panghiwa?
Boy2: Oo! Oo!
Boy1: Panghiwa ng sibuyas?
Boy2: Oo! Oo! Oo!
Boy1: Panghiwa ng karne?
Boy2: Oo! Oo!
Boy1: PASS!
Boy2: $%$##!%$^ MO!


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« Reply #121 on: October 16, 2012, 09:09:28 PM »
TATAY:Anak, magsabi ka ng totoo... bagsak ka daw sa English?
JUAN:Tay, who's rumorer telled you this?
TATAY:Bagsak nga!


weeee...way lingaw!!!

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« Reply #122 on: October 17, 2012, 05:33:46 PM »
My 2 sister n hinahabol ng rapis until umabot cila sa isang kanto...

Sr1:sister dun ka sa kaliwa ako nalaang papahabol!

Nakatakas c sr2..after 1 hour.. Sa simbhan..

Sr2: sister! Bakit wala kang palda!
Sr1: sinadya kong magpahabol sister!
Sr2:ano?! Bakit? San na yung rapis? Anu ginawa nyo?
Sr1: xempre tinanggal ko palda ko!
Sr2: ha?! O tapos?
Sr1: xempre binba nya pantalon nya!
Sr2: naku po diyos ko! O tapos sister??



Sr1: xempre tumakbo na ako d2, masmabilis tumakbo ang babaeng walang palda kesa as lalaking nakababa ang pantalon!

hahaha borringgggg....

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« Reply #123 on: October 17, 2012, 05:44:57 PM »
MATH CLASS:

GURO: jUaN, kUnG aKo'Y mAy 5 aNaK sA uNaNg aSaWa aT 7 nAmAn sA pAnGaLaWa aT 3 sA pAnGaTLo, mEr0n ac0hNg ? . . .

JUAN: KALANDIAN p0h . . .iSa kAnG kErEnGkEnG mA'aM, mALaNdi kA, hALiPaRoT, kALaDkAriN, mAkAti, mAhiLiG, pAriWaRa, p0kPoK, iMoRaL . . .

GURO: uMuPo kA, tAnG iNa mOh, di kA mAkAkApAsA gAg0!


jUAn: hala...


buinggggggg......

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« Reply #124 on: October 17, 2012, 06:00:01 PM »

Laki: Gang, tan.aw tag sine.

Babayi: sige, dili ka manguot?

Laki: Dili oi.

Babayi: Dili ka manghikap?

Laki: Dili lagi, grabe sad nang manghikap ah

Babayi: Na hala, pagsolog tan.aw didto!





Laki: PESTud, MAYPAG NIINGON KOG OO BA, tsk  tsk

;D



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« Reply #125 on: October 17, 2012, 06:15:52 PM »
Pikoy: Ipapasok ko na ha?

Lolla: Dahan-dahan lang ha!

Pikoy: ako ang bahala!

Lolla: aahhh...ang sarap

Pikoy: ididiin ko pa!

Lolla: oo sige...ikot-ikutin mo rin...aaahhhhh





Pikoy: ayan malinis na! kabilang tenga naman


;D :D ;D

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« Reply #126 on: October 17, 2012, 07:24:31 PM »
Nanay: Hala Teban, kaon ning akong gulay kay makahamis sa atong dagway.
Teban: Sayang..., Nay, busag ko sa namatyan. SEgi na lang Nay, iiiiiibubo na lang sa
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« Reply #127 on: October 17, 2012, 07:36:43 PM »
Nanay: Hala Teban, kaon ning akong gulay kay makahamis sa atong dagway.
Teban: Sayang..., Nay, busag ko sa namatyan. SEgi na lang Nay, iiiiiibubo na lang sa
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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« Reply #128 on: October 17, 2012, 08:42:30 PM »
MARIA:Lagot ginabi ako! Ano sasabihin ko ke itay?
JUAN:Unahan mo! ganto sabihin mo pagpasok na pagpasok mo na bahay: 'Bkit ngayon lang ako umuwi ha? San ako galing? Sobra na ko! Pasok sa kuwarto!'

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« Reply #129 on: October 17, 2012, 08:52:09 PM »
MARIA:Lagot ginabi ako! Ano sasabihin ko ke itay?
JUAN:Unahan mo! ganto sabihin mo pagpasok na pagpasok mo na bahay: 'Bkit ngayon lang ako umuwi ha? San ako galing? Sobra na ko! Pasok sa kuwarto!'

hahay...pagkalaay Lolla oi lingawa ko b....:D


unsa may maayong e lingaw nmu nko la nga malingaw ko?..:D

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« Reply #130 on: October 17, 2012, 08:53:42 PM »
hahay...pagkalaay Lolla oi lingawa ko b....:D


unsa may maayong e lingaw nmu nko la nga malingaw ko?..:D


naaaaa... intawn, nangita pod ko ug lingaw hahahaha

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« Reply #131 on: October 17, 2012, 09:03:49 PM »

naaaaa... intawn, nangita pod ko ug lingaw hahahaha

anhaun tika para mag lingaw2x tang duha..wehehe..

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« Reply #132 on: October 17, 2012, 09:04:45 PM »
anhaun tika para mag lingaw2x tang duha..wehehe..


weli? asa man sa damgo? :P :P :P

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« Reply #133 on: October 17, 2012, 09:20:33 PM »

weli? asa man sa damgo? :P :P :P




sa damgo lang kitang duha lalalalalalalala...;D



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« Reply #134 on: October 17, 2012, 09:22:37 PM »


sa damgo lang kitang duha lalalalalalalala...;D




ay bored na bored si Engr... hehehe

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« Reply #135 on: October 18, 2012, 01:02:47 PM »
Bumili ang pari ng mga itlog, pero nawala eto nang tumalikod siya upang isara ang gate. Kaya't kinabukasan sa misa, tinanong niya ang mga tao tungkol sa mga itlog. At ganito ang nangyari:

Pari: Sinong may itlog?
(Tumayo ang mga lalaki.)

Pari: hindi, ang ibig sabihin ko sino'ng nakakita ng itlog?
(Tumayo ang mga babae.)

Pari:Mali, ang tinatanong ko kung sinong nakakita ng itlog ko?
(Tumayo ang mga madre.)

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« Reply #136 on: October 18, 2012, 06:40:54 PM »
Q: How will a gentleman say to his dinner date that he needs to go to the toilet?

A: Excuse me, I have to shake hands with a friend of mine who hopes to meet you after dinner.




weeeelliiii?!?!?!?!

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« Reply #137 on: October 18, 2012, 06:42:14 PM »
Tindera

tindera: HOII!kahit nagtitinda lang ako ng juice dito may mga anak ako na nasa UP, La Salle, UST etc.!

student:WOW!anong course nila?

tindira:wala!nagtitinda rin ng juice..




weeeeeeeeeeeee ;D ;D ;D

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« Reply #138 on: October 18, 2012, 06:43:00 PM »
Juan talking to his gardener..

Juan: hoy! bakit hindi ka nagdidilig?
gardener: umuulan naman po eh

Juan: dat's no excuse! magpayong ka!!!




yyyoowwwnnnn naman!!!!

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« Reply #139 on: October 18, 2012, 06:49:19 PM »
o yeahhh mhennn....lab 8.....:D ;D fafa balongs mibalik kay gimingaw ni Lolla..heheh :D ;D

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« Reply #140 on: October 18, 2012, 06:50:52 PM »
o yeahhh mhennn....lab 8.....:D ;D fafa balongs mibalik kay gimingaw ni Lolla..heheh :D ;D


keber oi... his coming back here in TB has nothing to do with me... don't want to participate in that contest anymore either... better leave it na lang..  heheheh

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« Reply #141 on: October 18, 2012, 06:52:46 PM »

keber oi... his coming back here in TB has nothing to do with me... don't want to participate in that contest anymore either... better leave it na lang..  heheheh


weee...istoryaheeee....;D ;D

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« Reply #142 on: October 18, 2012, 06:53:38 PM »

weee...istoryaheeee....;D ;D


hahahaha bitaw nagka anam ug samok... diha na lang ko apil anang imong usa ka sakong sapal kontis beh..

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« Reply #143 on: October 18, 2012, 06:54:56 PM »

hahahaha bitaw nagka anam ug samok... diha na lang ko apil anang imong usa ka sakong sapal kontis beh..

wan sak of sapal w/ free kiss.. nga pinapaka..;D ;D

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« Reply #144 on: October 18, 2012, 06:56:04 PM »
wan sak of sapal w/ free kiss.. nga pinapaka..;D ;D


essstttooooooooooooooyyyyyyyy nimo Engr... hahaha

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« Reply #145 on: October 18, 2012, 07:02:02 PM »

essstttooooooooooooooyyyyyyyy nimo Engr... hahaha

hahaha..2g sako Lolla oi kay murag kafoy man c fafa..hahaha...cge sunod napod 2g napod dha ug sayo iha..heheh..

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« Reply #146 on: October 18, 2012, 07:04:11 PM »
hahaha..2g sako Lolla oi kay murag kafoy man c fafa..hahaha...cge sunod napod 2g napod dha ug sayo iha..heheh..


awkies Engr... nytie nyt ^_^

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« Reply #147 on: October 20, 2012, 12:23:51 AM »
ANG BOHOL ay este BOLOL:

BOY:  Mommy, batit ato boyoy?

Mom:  Kc di k p circumcised!

BOY: Ate, batit ato boyoy?

Ate:  Kc di k p tuli!

BOY:  Dadi, batit ato boyoy?

Dad:  Kati anak di k p tuyi!

 :P
 :P
 :P kinta naa ta inyo ona-ona  ???

  ;D





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« Reply #148 on: October 20, 2012, 11:32:22 AM »
:P kinta naa ta inyo ona-ona  ???

  ;D


Ang dad kay ang tawag sa iyang kaugalingon,  BoyBuhoy... ;D

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« Reply #149 on: October 20, 2012, 02:08:24 PM »
Sa Hospital:
Doc: Bakit pumapayat ka iha, hindi mo ba sinusunod ang advise ko sa iyong 3 meals a day?
Babae: 3 meals a day po ba?… akala ko kasi 3 males a day.


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« Reply #150 on: October 20, 2012, 02:15:33 PM »
Sa simbahan:
Pari: Ikaw Babae, tinatanggap mo ba ang Lalaking ito na maging kabiyak at magsasama sa hirap at ginhawa habang-buhay?
Babae: opo father
Pari: At ikaw naman lalaki,….Ikaw na naman? Kahapon ikaw na naman? Akala mo siguro hindi kita natatandaan?

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« Reply #151 on: October 20, 2012, 02:17:08 PM »
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« Reply #152 on: October 20, 2012, 02:24:39 PM »
Teacher: Class, Draw a fish.

Class: Yeeesss maam!

Teacher: tobol! Kahigko higko kag ka itom gid na ya sang drawing mo haw?

Tobol: kalma bala maam! Daw manul ka! Kita mo sinugba ni!

hehe...

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« Reply #153 on: October 20, 2012, 02:33:50 PM »
Si Tikyo sumulat sa ABS-CBN:
Please lang tanggalin ninyo yun mga tumatakbong messages sa baba ng TV screen sa oras ng balita.
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Si Nanay kasi ang ingay,kinakanta niya; akala niya karaoke. Salamat po.

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« Reply #154 on: October 20, 2012, 02:38:48 PM »
Sa nagligad nga adlaw ang isa ka iloy ginamulay nya ang iya nga bata nga si Tobol

Hambal sang Iloy, kay tobol  “Lapingasan ka gid nga bata, lamun nga lamun ka lang kabudlay sa imo suguon!”

Sabat sang tobol, “Nay, kung ang baboy gani damo makaun nalipay ka. Sin-o gid bala bata

mo, ‘nay?


Ako ukon ang baboy?”


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« Reply #155 on: October 20, 2012, 02:43:50 PM »
To-bol : Kog, daw masuka ako pero indi mugogwa ang suka ko.

Mo-kog : Hapos lang ‘na kuota bala tilaukan mo para magwa.

To-Bol : Indi gid ‘ya magwa, mo..

Mo-Kog : Hmmm…kuota buli mo.

To-Bol : Wa-ay man gyapon.

Mo-Kog : Sige kuota na subong tilaukan mo, tan-awun ‘ta kung indi ka pa magsuka!

hehe..:D

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« Reply #156 on: November 02, 2012, 12:39:01 PM »
Husband and wife were fighting and the husband said angrily, "I must have been an idiot when I married you".
Wife said in return, "Sorry I was deeply in love at that time and didn't notice that".

;D ;D ;D

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« Reply #157 on: November 02, 2012, 12:41:57 PM »
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« Reply #158 on: November 02, 2012, 09:01:57 PM »
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« Reply #159 on: November 07, 2012, 02:26:01 PM »
JUAN:Boss, baka naman pwedeng ireccommend nyo na ako pumalit sa namatay na supervisor!
BOSS: Ok lang sa akin, ewan ko kung papayag ang punerarya!


weheheheh ;D ;D

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« Reply #160 on: November 07, 2012, 02:27:54 PM »
JUAN:Boss, baka naman pwedeng ireccommend nyo na ako pumalit sa namatay na supervisor!
BOSS: Ok lang sa akin, ewan ko kung papayag ang punerarya!


weheheheh ;D ;D adik... :)

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« Reply #161 on: November 07, 2012, 02:46:09 PM »
SI HUBAG ug TO_BOL

Hubag: To, dakoag ngisi nimu gud?

To_bol: Nagadamgo man gid akon kagab eh To_bag! Nagkuyog mag gid kunong ta!

Hubag: Nya unsa may naa ana?



To_bol: Wala lang gid! GIKILIG RA KO!

wahahaha!adik... shudi..si To_bol.. :-*

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« Reply #162 on: November 07, 2012, 03:30:41 PM »
Sosyal nakiinom sa baryo...
GIRL: Where galing your water?
LOLA: Sa ilog iha!
GIRL: Eeww,NAIINOM ba yan?
LOLA: Nasa iyo iha kung gusto mo NGUYAIN!



wehhh..

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« Reply #163 on: November 07, 2012, 03:32:13 PM »
MRS: Pwede po manawagan sa mister ko kasi dinala nya ang aming 5 anak!
DJ: Sige po!
MRS: Honey,ibalik mo na mga bata,isa lang naman ang sa yo dyan noh!

:P

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« Reply #164 on: November 07, 2012, 04:42:09 PM »
Ms. Lolla: Bugsay, Spell diet.

Bugsay: D-A-Y-I-T maam.

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Ms. Lolla: Sus ambot lang ninyo mga bright man unta mo.

Si Tobol ang pinaka bogo sa klase gipangutana sa maestra.

Ms. Lolla: Tobol, Spell diet.

Sus kay ang tiki nalibang man sa armchair ni Tobol.

Tobol: Maam!, D-I-E-T oh!


He he, si Tobol gid hang utokang haw... ;D 

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« Reply #165 on: November 08, 2012, 03:42:04 PM »
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« Reply #166 on: November 08, 2012, 03:48:32 PM »
Ms. Lolla: Bugsay, Spell diet.

Bugsay: D-A-Y-I-T maam.

Ms. Lolla: Pikoy, Spell diet.

Pikoy: D-I-T-E maam.

Ms. Lolla: Sus ambot lang ninyo mga bright man unta mo.

Si Tobol ang pinaka bogo sa klase gipangutana sa maestra.

Ms. Lolla: Tobol, Spell diet.

Sus kay ang tiki nalibang man sa armchair ni Tobol.

Tobol: Maam!, D-I-E-T oh!


He he, si Tobol gid hang utokang haw... ;D 

;D  kok dayt gid hang ginag inom mao gid brayt...  ;D

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« Reply #167 on: November 08, 2012, 04:44:56 PM »
;D  kok dayt gid hang ginag inom mao gid brayt...  ;D

Buti na lang indi kok siro, manugbolok gid hang lugwa haw... ;D

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« Reply #168 on: November 08, 2012, 05:00:58 PM »
Buti na lang indi kok siro, manugbolok gid hang lugwa haw... ;D

indi gid kok siro, way gid alamag....

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« Reply #169 on: November 10, 2012, 08:02:46 PM »
Bungi gitahi sa Doctor

~~Gitestingan~~

Doc: sige pronounce, luzon, visayas, mindanao
Bungi: lukon, pasayan, bolinaw
(Gi utro napud ug tahi)
Doc: sige, pronounce, luzon, visayas, mindanao
Bungi: luzo, vizong, gilangaw.. muang ka noktor nitamot na nuon..


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« Reply #170 on: November 10, 2012, 08:08:50 PM »
Bungi gitahi sa Doctor

~~Gitestingan~~

Doc: sige pronounce, luzon, visayas, mindanao
Bungi: lukon, pasayan, bolinaw
(Gi utro napud ug tahi)
Doc: sige, pronounce, luzon, visayas, mindanao
Bungi: luzo, vizong, gilangaw.. muang ka noktor nitamot na nuon..


hehehe.... weee kalaay..

nya guskog lingaw lolla?..ikaw andam ko nmung molingaw.. :D

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« Reply #171 on: November 10, 2012, 08:11:28 PM »
nya guskog lingaw lolla?..ikaw andam ko nmung molingaw.. :D

hehehe sige daw lingawa ko pwera malong ha..

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« Reply #172 on: November 10, 2012, 08:27:35 PM »
hehehe sige daw lingawa ko pwera malong ha..

hehe cge kay kung ako na mawani naman ang malong.. ;D

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« Reply #173 on: November 10, 2012, 08:29:17 PM »
hehe cge kay kung ako na mawani naman ang malong.. ;D

ambot ug nganong interesado kaayo ka anang malong... abi man nako ug dili ka ganahan kay naa'y daghan diha..

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« Reply #174 on: November 10, 2012, 08:33:47 PM »
ambot ug nganong interesado kaayo ka anang malong... abi man nako ug dili ka ganahan kay naa'y daghan diha..

ambot nganu interesado mn ko sa imong malong la basin naa nay gahum..ehehe

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« Reply #175 on: November 10, 2012, 08:36:31 PM »
ambot nganu interesado mn ko sa imong malong la basin naa nay gahum..ehehe

naa guro to horem horem hahahaha

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« Reply #176 on: November 10, 2012, 08:45:38 PM »
naa guro to horem horem hahahaha

siguro nuh....hehehe..mau diay permi nmu dulog.. :)

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« Reply #177 on: November 10, 2012, 08:46:27 PM »
siguro nuh....hehehe..mau diay permi nmu dulog.. :)

alangan dili nako dulogon nga ako-a man gyud to... hahahahha

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« Reply #178 on: November 10, 2012, 08:52:14 PM »
alangan dili nako dulogon nga ako-a man gyud to... hahahahha

mauguro 2ng malonga ang giregalo nmu sa imong x unya imong gibawe nya mau nalang imong gipahimongtan..weehehe.. :)

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« Reply #179 on: November 10, 2012, 08:53:57 PM »
mauguro 2ng malonga ang giregalo nmu sa imong x unya imong gibawe nya mau nalang imong gipahimongtan..weehehe.. :)

toink lahi ra pod... ang kadtong akong giregalo iyaha nato... kaning akong malong ang naghatag ani lolo nako.. :P 

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« Reply #180 on: November 10, 2012, 09:13:08 PM »
toink lahi ra pod... ang kadtong akong giregalo iyaha nato... kaning akong malong ang naghatag ani lolo nako.. :P 

jajaja..nganu kahang gihatagan man ka sa imong lolo ana lola? hehe ;)

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« Reply #181 on: November 10, 2012, 09:17:51 PM »
jajaja..nganu kahang gihatagan man ka sa imong lolo ana lola? hehe ;)

nag uli mi sa Dipolog 2006, bago mi nanguli, nangita ko ug malong kanang original gyud from Malaysia kanang bagaon ug tela tapos dili magfade ang color bisan ikapila malabhan.. mao to gitagaan ko sa akong lolo ug malong from Malaysia..naa man siya kaila mamaligya ana.. ang kadtong gihatag nako sa akong ex.. baratohon ra to..

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« Reply #182 on: November 10, 2012, 09:22:16 PM »
nag uli mi sa Dipolog 2006, bago mi nanguli, nangita ko ug malong kanang original gyud from Malaysia kanang bagaon ug tela tapos dili magfade ang color bisan ikapila malabhan.. mao to gitagaan ko sa akong lolo ug malong from Malaysia..naa man siya kaila mamaligya ana.. ang kadtong gihatag nako sa akong ex.. baratohon ra to..

nya kabalo imong lolo ana ? lola? heheh ;D ;)

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« Reply #183 on: November 10, 2012, 09:26:19 PM »
nya kabalo imong lolo ana ? lola? heheh ;D ;)

nga ginahabul nako? unsa diay purpose ana? hahahaha

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« Reply #184 on: November 10, 2012, 09:30:09 PM »
nga ginahabul nako? unsa diay purpose ana? hahahaha

aw pil on ug lokoton ..dayong ihabol pod..heheheh

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« Reply #185 on: November 10, 2012, 09:31:46 PM »
aw pil on ug lokoton ..dayong ihabol pod..heheheh

aw kung pil-on unya lokoton, unlan na siya dili habol..

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« Reply #186 on: November 10, 2012, 09:38:20 PM »
aw kung pil-on unya lokoton, unlan na siya dili habol..

weeee..hapit na gyud muabot sila sa tumong ug tuyo sa malong..heheh..:) ako nalang na lolla b.. ;D

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« Reply #187 on: November 10, 2012, 09:40:55 PM »
weeee..hapit na gyud muabot sila sa tumong ug tuyo sa malong..heheh..:) ako nalang na lolla b.. ;D

aw abi nako dili ka interesado sa malong... hahahah

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« Reply #188 on: November 10, 2012, 09:44:26 PM »
aw abi nako dili ka interesado sa malong... hahahah

ako nana kay ako pong lokoton para e unlan..heheh ;D

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« Reply #189 on: November 10, 2012, 09:45:39 PM »
ako nana kay ako pong lokoton para e unlan..heheh ;D

ayaw kay wala na pod ko'y unlan hahahaha

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« Reply #190 on: November 10, 2012, 09:51:38 PM »
ayaw kay wala na pod ko'y unlan hahahaha

cge gud deli man kaha na nmu ihatag naku lukota nalang na diha lolla oi nya ipasok sa kabinet para deli madaan.. :)

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« Reply #191 on: November 12, 2012, 08:25:20 PM »
Juan:Birthday ng asawa ko.
Pedro:Ano regalo mo?
Juan:Tinanong ko kung anong gusto niya.
Pedro:Ano naman sabi niya?
Juan:Kahit ano basta DIAMOND.
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« Reply #192 on: November 13, 2012, 01:57:06 PM »
‎(Lalake, tumawag sa istasyon ng pulis.)

Lalake: Hello, mamang pulis. Kelangan ko ng tulong nyo.

Pulis: Ano ho ang problema sir?

Lalake: May dalawang babae dito. Nag-aaway dahil sa akin.

Pulis: Oh sir, ano ho ang problema dun?

Lalake: putsaks, nananalo yung panget.



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« Reply #193 on: November 13, 2012, 02:53:21 PM »
Loving nga magtiayon.
Bana: Gihungitan man lagi ko nimo Love. Mora man kog bata ani.
Asawa: Kay..., kay mura bitaw kag bata, Love,
Bana: Kay ngano man Love
Asawa: kay mototoy pa man ka sa ako. 
Silang duha: He...., he..he...he 

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« Reply #194 on: November 13, 2012, 03:12:17 PM »
HUBAG: Sorry na bebzbal, plz.
BebzBalang: Ambot Nimo!
Hubag: cg na bebz pasayloa na ngod ko ba,
       bisan unsa akong buhaton basta mapasaylo
       lang ko nmu.

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Hubag: oh.. basta pasayloon lang ko nmu.
BebzBalang: cge sugod karon deli naka mu istorya ug Vowel
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« Reply #195 on: November 14, 2012, 12:13:50 PM »
>Go to Google
>Type callhim (make sure all one word) into the search bar.. hit enter..
>Click on the first link that pops up
>Type in your name
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« Reply #196 on: November 14, 2012, 02:11:25 PM »
usa engkanto miingob...
Engkanto: Hubag himuon tkang baki
Hubag: Ay maot rapud
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« Reply #197 on: November 14, 2012, 02:54:48 PM »
Bata: Ate, pag wala ka bang tenga, maghihikaw ka?

Bakla: Syempre hindi.

Bata: Eh pag wala kang daliri, magsisingsing ka ba?

Bakla: Syempre hindi gegah!

Bata: Eh bakit ka nakaBRA? Feel mo lang?

Bakla: H*YOP kang BATA KA! >:)


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« Reply #198 on: November 14, 2012, 02:57:23 PM »
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« Reply #199 on: November 14, 2012, 03:06:42 PM »
usa engkanto miingob...
Engkanto: Hubag himuon tkang baki
Hubag: Ay maot rapud
Engkanto: Cge himuon tkang balong
Hubag: Ngek... baki nalang...

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