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A new vacuum cleaner(toqeer) salesman knocked at door,
A lady opened it. Before she could speak,the salesman rushed into the living room & emptied a bag of cow s*** on the carpet:Ohhhhhhhhhh

Salesman:
Madam,if Im unable to clean this up with my new powerful vaccum cleaner in next 10 sec, i'll EAT all this Shiit

Lady:
Do U need Chilli Sauce with that s*** ?

Salesman:why?

Lady:
Because there's no electricity in the house


MORAL:

Never Think You're So Smart

A man was brought before the judge and charged with Necrophilia (having sex with a dead woman).

The judge told him, 'In 20 years on the bench, I've never heard such a disgusting, immoral thing. Just give me one good reason why I shouldn't lock you up and throw away the key!'


The man replied, 'I'll give you THREE good reasons: 

1.    It's none of your damn business.
2. She was my wife; and.... .
3. I didn't KNOW she was dead, she ALWAYS acted that way!'